What are you putting in the bank?
(8) naked in manhatten (8)
Creasing that Diego replied to everyone of those more ‘normie’ posts
people who humblebrag about having a gf on 4chan are evil peoplejust vile bullies wishing deliberately to cause emotional harm to others
>>202459565Usually he doesn’t bother, he’s in a very virginous mood this morning. Probably another week with no Hinge matches
shagger's general
ss13 and gmod rp were sovl should get back on ss13 but its filled with the most autistic drama whores in the world
sherry niles?
have shagged plenty but I have an incel soul so I genuinely don't like women enough to have a gf
How many arguments has he lost this morning?
sir poo......
if i mix nettles and sodium hydroxide in a jar and put cereals on top of the jar and a bag over that, how do i make sure the sodium hydroxide stays in the solution so that whatever crystals come out are nitrogen
>>202459591haha
>>202459549I would spawn the money prop, and hand it over. Then remove it when they try to absorb it, and say it was real money aha DarkRP trix
barmer>>202459601i see spaino has a new vpn to use
toilberg and mumberg think that their phones are always listening and then giving them targeted ads i watched a video the other day saying this isnt the case but i dont fully believe it either so not going to disagree
filling out this medical form for grad schoolshould i be honest and tick yes for "history of anxiety/depression" and "self-harm", or is it better they don't know about this?
Without banging on about it though, half of brit are normalfags, atleast to an extent. ‘Incels’ are why they come here however as this is the only part of the internet where you can type dumb shit like ‘get the niggers wanked’ without a bunch of angry replies
this one is a GOOD maphas teleports hidden rooms and stuff
>>202459607No nettles mousey
gf let me slip it in without a johnny last night
>>202459573/brit/ is a normie general mate, you should consider going to r9k or using the filter if the mention of gfs is causing you distress
Might head over to the gfs tonight.
>>202459615eat the sheet of paper you drooling retard why would you even have to ask that
once again being accused of being spaino when I'm just a true blue Aussie on holiday
4 pain au chocolat for breakfast dont think im gonna eat anything else today. might fast except for more energy drinks
>>202459645Got accused of being him in Budapest last weekend, he’s done a number on this general
>>202459619Might get the osrs on the mobile again
I’m actually Spaino, don’t know why I keep getting accused of being foreign flags or other random spammers
>>202459617>>202459628no true normalfag comes to 4chan. you're just that little bit misaligned if you come to this websiteyou come to 4chan with the understanding that it attracts neurodivergent social outcast weirdos then act shocked when neurodivergent social outcast fine we get it you're better than them, but you're still just a cuntbeing a cunt is not nice
>>202459645solo trip to japan is it... fascinatingthailand next?
>>202459645then name fag also good job admiting you are part of the scum group ruining japan just as bad
>>202459617cope on brainlet
i have funds
get the cave goblins housedget them protected under lawget them trading with humansget them bondedget them good gearbuy them gfsget them wanked
>>202459667on a trip with my family (paid for by mummy)never have been and never will be to any other part of Asia
Spaino has utterly mindbroke this place, all this talk about him and he's not been here in months
jerseylad was the OG spainothailad twas the next spaino then it was kenyalad
>I'm not normal I'm special>why>I post on 4chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Euhnz8t0Vjghate this faggot
>>202459667howling and spending it shitposting on brit tooutter scum
>>202459687i am going to quit this place permanently at the end of this yearquite frankly had enough
>>202459645>travelling to other countriesFound the billllionaire.
>>202459665Ok I’m still going to talk about whatever I want here, this isn’t your safe space mate.
>>202459702why not do it right now
>>202459695get your filthy fucking tainted replies away from me you loathsome hobgoblin of a man
hope the USA duct taped up all their server HDD working lights to avoid that thing the Jews did 5 years ago where they could read the hard drive with drones by the blinking lights
the sheikh...out of prison and thriving?
>>202459715i dont have any social life to fall back onmy plan is to move house and just reset completely
going to move over to soyjakparty and see if any of the braindead zoomers want to suck my knob or get fucked in the arse
>>202459716project onm
Mousey spying on you from a bush
I hooked up with my wifes' sister and boy was it gooood! That pussy is still creamy and that asshole is still slick,shinny,and pissy smelling.
>>202459718that makes no sense you retard
>>202459739>>202459748pegasus
Coughed up a massive tonsil stone. Stinky!!
mousey is in the house please kill this freak
>>202459664FOSYEG
they read the computers memory by converting RAM to radio
Do I go and get a maccies breakfast y/n
kind of ran out of things to do here tbqh
quite funny how i live hundreds of miles from london and can still send diego into a frothing incel rage merely by having a gf. i literally have power over him
So I was with my gf sorry sorry I mean I was with my friend SORRY SORRY I was in my own, yeah on my own and I went to a restaurant WAIT NO ERM I went to maccies and I ordered at the till NO HANG ON I ordered on machine I didn’t talk to a person aha and yeah got a Big Mac on my own aha. So what did you do this yesterday my fellow britposters?
>>202459736>millenimong freaking out about shartyGODS completely unprompted>immediately brings up gay sex and fucking literal childrenWow. Just Wow.
>>202459793why not go back home and hug your mum
>>202459781have they brought back the value menu over there?here you can get a mcchicken, nuggets, fries, and a drink for a fiver. hasn't been that cheap in years
Isn't Diego a 40 year old virgin? Must be grim
post videos of peoples pagers blowing up in the middleeast
Right when I was really pumping the dooky chute good she shot a long hot stream of piss up in the air that covered my chest and stomach! It was so fucking hot!
>>202459800>having enough money to afford a macciesFONT
>>202459809going home in 2 days but my mum is here with me
i can't stand the youtube layouti can't stand microsoft teams eitherfuck modern UIs
190 on a madone today
>>202459831https://files.catbox.moe/v7z1uz.mp4in the middle of a funeral for the guy who got blown up by a pager, someone got blown up by a walkie talkie
>>202459825...yh
https://youtu.be/x2l8nWfqOc4Bit ironic that this video is decrying internet addiction and short attention spans yet feels the need to sidetrack to some unfunny gag every 30 seconds to keep people watching
post more pager and walkie talkie explosions
diego's feet dont touch the floor when he sits on chairs
Shagged this black girl yesterday, it was great I put my dick inside 'er fanny and kept going back and forth.
>>202459874oh is this spaedos new obsession?did you feel attacked watching it and knowing youre one of those zoomers you hate?
>>202459882imagine the diseases
>>202459878lol
deary me
remember him?
>>202459843ah a family tripvery nicewhere have you visited?did you and your mum like japan?
brainrot seems offensive to people with degenerative brain disease
>>202459882always wanted to shag a black girl me but there's not many in Australia
Diego has to stand on a little box to change a lightbulb in the flats he lets out
not too fond of mindless niggerspeak babble infecting the vocabularies of our impressionable youthssheltered white suburban teenagers typing shit like "bruh ts is so ass im finna crash out"
Need someone to upload entire films onto tiktok with subway surfers gameplay included
>>202459914CERTAIN people here
>>202459910no
>>202459924Tylko jedno w głowie mamLEGO island
>hmm yes today i will talk about and engage with namefags on the british general of the international board on 4chan to the extent that half of every single thread will be talking about "spaino" or "mousenonce"why not just spend all day watching youtube drama videos if thats what gets you going just fuck off over there and comment away
>>202459910As tripfags go he was alright, still loved hitting him with the pipe down kid
>>202459924you in the 1990s>not too fond of these youth listening to the hippity hop and going "yo yo yo"
>>202459893>oh is this spaedos new obsession?What the fuck are you on about? What about that post makes you assume I'm spainchad?
>>202459924we've literally been doing this for decadesmillenials did iteven fucking gen x and boomers dabbled in it allget the fuck over it you jaded old cunts, its not some new thing
>>202459952and what of it
>>202459912Kyoto, Nikko, Kanazawa and Tokyoyeah it's a good time it's my 3rd time heredad being bit of a grumpy old cunt but that's just his nature
>>202459944Well done for adding to it, retard
>202459955>spainchadoh this is the thing where he calls himself names only he would call himself and then calls me a schizo for connecting the dots and knowing its himno more attention for little spainmelty fetus brain
>>202459972Panties in vending machines, is that actually real?
>>202459952I hated the hip hop kids in the 90s as well
>>202459905that mad twat actually wrote these on some porn forum lol :>>202459832>>202459747
>>202459992haven't seen it myself but haven't been in any red light districts
>>202459868seen you before was it on /chug/?
>>202459946>pipe down kidall me haha
>>202459988Screaming fell for my bait hook line and sinker Your spaedo identification skills need a bit of fine tuning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4xDuy2rLghttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1726036406039868.jpg
>>202459971it's all so tiresome
>>202459994spaaaedooooooospaeeedooooooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CljaUxBtE
>>202460006he's also anti-transgender but absolutely addicted ot tranny pornhe's like an average 4channer
cleaning out the cat's piss box
>>202459988Because he is a chad…? :/ I wish I was Spaino lol but yh sadly he’s long gone
>>202460009Well that's something you can do with mumberg this evening. Might cheer your dad up too.
hello forum
>>202459972that' a lot of places which city are you in now?>>202459992>Panties in vending machinesit's good ole 80s legend when japan was in bubble economyit's 2024 and the nearest thing could be toyoko kids
bought a Tshirt because the sales girl tricked me into it by flirting with me
>>202459868HAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGET FUCKED FUCKING TERRORIST PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT
just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls
>>202460051boooo go back to gamefaqs
Buying a toyoko kid
>>202460046Kill yourself. Kill yourself.Did i say kill yourself? Fuck off and die. (Kill yourself)
downloading upscaled porno
struggling to choose
28 years later shot on the iPhone 15
>>202460095disgusting greasy slop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4xDuy2rLg
>>202460095these look fake
>>2024600611 shekel has been deposited into your account
if i have a fixed rate energy tariff can i just use as much energy as i want?
>>202460095
>>202460035average gop candidate these days is an 88 iq qanon JQ-asking pervert barely off the meth with the messiest private life you've ever heard
>>202460095>paying nearly 30 quid for a pizza
>>202460059that jap girl will call you ちょろい
Meaningless drivel. Meaningless drivel.
>>202459868>Yuji Sakaiare you that s4s namefag from ages ago
>>202459573you should take out your frustration on brittish policemen
>>202460137it's half that if you order 2 though
>>202460076enjoy syphilis
>>202460123fixed rate per unit you mongare you growing weed or something?
Ghost of Tsushima, samurai kicling out MongolsAssCreed Japan, Teddy Riner slaughtering a bung of Japanese guysyea, i get why they'd be upset (the monkey was never a samurai, he was an attraction)
>>202460084Imagine getting this emotional about a random anon who doesn't even post here anymore
>>202460054in Tokyo now but about to go homemiss my island home tbqh
>>202459573i only do it because of diego. if he wasnt a horrible prick i wouldnt do it. so blame him
>>202460142Ecclesiastes 1:2
Might apply to Tsinghua university lads
>>202460169kicking*bunch*
>>202460158>£15 for 2 pizzasYeah that's a fair deal, go for it lad.
swedelad has a gf named hex he larps as a loser
>>202460076>>202460164what's one of those then?
awh its fucked mate
>>202460168err no the monthly payment is the same for the next 15 months.
test
Brewing up an Aeropress coffee x
might start shaving my fat hairy arse. can't be having with this eight wipes to get clean nonsense
>>202460179guess japanese food wasn't your thing
>>202460189£26 for 2 but also £26 for 1hence you must order 2
>>202460199I do this sometimes pretend I'm an Incel virgin neet freak but really I've never been unemployed and I have a gf
might prepare some margarined toasts to start my friday
>>202460214yeah your direct debit is the same, your bill goes up if you use more and then they put your direct debit up to pay off the balance.
>>202460243nah the food is mad I love Japan but just miss Sydney and my boys and my girls
>>202460184Be careful lad lots of meteors there
>>202460246that's stupid and you shouldn't succumb to dominos
BROSS
>>202460246oh so it's still the same price you're just getting far too much pizza
>>202460260Just like the unfixed way but you don't pay less for using less?Damn, the government is getting smarter.
>>202460260i see.well im still saving money with this tariff so whatevs
>>202460203https://nutstokyo.net/runaway-teens/
nah actually im hungry
>>202460171 flag that doesnt actually come from another culture and speaks another languageMeaningless drivel.
>>202460320:/
>>202460320not clicking this
>>202460334go to bed toby
>>202460344that's finegood gaijins don't need to know about it anyways
>>202460184yes need to find a place with lots of peng half slav half chink hapas
>>202460297Well if you lose less then your bills go down and you go into credit, so they owe you that money. Some companies it's easy to get the money from and some make it a little harder. They freak if you ask for it back this time of year because they want you in credit as you'll use way more energy in the winter.
nazi ^
Might sell my house to fulfill my dream to visit TOHO cinemas in Japan.
that half-jew who posts here deffo snitches people to Prevent lol
lolhaha
>>202460458>half-jewNo such thing
>>202460184Tsinghua on that thang
>>202460438lad just say you are juao nakamoto, a 1/8 japanese guy and get a nippon bloodline visa
>>202460225the inversion method for a longer brew time, very nicepartial to 90 seconds myself
still dont know what programs are supposed to do
>>202460458tickles me pink how more and more normies are waking up to the evils of israelthe zionist jews know the sun is setting on them and they can't handle it
fucking hell post-nut clarity is so helpful
lucy letby feet
annoying how woke christ's college cambridge had become
>>202460520Whatever you program them to do.
yeah 4 chocolate pastries and a cigarette isnt breakfast
amy winehouse was so ugly 2bh
>>202460381
Just had anal sex with my bfMeanwhile you'll die a virginLol
i reckon diego is leading us all up the garden path
>>202459549why is this general so different from other generals? why is it so much more active? there aren't even that many more british posters than say french or german. there's tons of swedes but their general isn't anywhere near this active
(8) we broke up on a tuseday, kicked me out (8)
>>202460628for a bit of uphill gardening presumably
>>202460610Yea, but... but... but...
great film
>>202460635There's lots of unemployed mentally ill chuds in the UK
>>202460635british people are particularly incellic
love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bfs hairy arsehole
>>202460481
>>202460610that's gay
>>202460635Loads of NEETs here and we shitpost a lot, I find it hard to believe you get posts like this>>202460675in other generals
(8) but it's hard when you have a meltdown in front of your house (8)
>>202460675This is the kind of post only someone who has no first-hand experience on how sex works could make
>>202460610the anus is part of the digestive system, it is not a sexual organyou wouldn't count sucking a shit dick as losing your virginity, the same applies to sodomyall sodomites are virgins, and all deserve death
>>202460663bullshit. this general is the normiest here
>>202460706You made this post because you're extremely bitter and depressed by the fact you're an undescribable virgin
right let's see if jamie has released anything not shit in this new albumthe singles suggest it's unlikely
Toillass is going to Barcelona this weekend, says she'll "probably have to go and look at that big church thing"
platypus
>>202460320>In these groups where the girls gathered, there were also teenage boys, men in their 20s and 30s, and even middle-aged men in their 40s, creating a mix of different genders and age groups. I started regularly observing this square in 2019. After 9 pm, students would gather and enjoy drinks they bought from convenience stores.>Then I asked a man in his 40s named Akira, “There seem to be more young people around lately, don’t you think? Do you think it’s related to the impact of COVID-19?”>Then Akira spoke: “There are many kids who run away to this place because of their family situations. There are also bad adults who target these kids, like those who arrange for prostitution. So, to protect these girls, we are here.”40 year old Akira protecting those teen girls at 9PM while they drink beer from the convenience store. It's hard work but someone has to do it.
there are undoubtedly more British posters than germans or French on here
>>202460727Probably will dance in front of it for tiktok
>>202460723lmao illiterate esler>>202460732lol
>>202460723>>202460663you actually have no clue either of youwe're special snowflakes wherever we gowe're normies on this website, but the real normies are the anime spammers trying to fit in and have zero personality and just dont have souls or anythingthat being said alot of brits also dont have souls
/brit/ is the only general where anime posting isn't welcome
bit of a pooey thread lads, someone open a window
salut, lads
yep its hard work being a babysitter, where you can give the kids alcohol so they shut up
>>202460693still miles better than the glorified clique chatrooms that are the other generals
black mesa wukang surrey
>>202460727The Big Barcelona Church?
>>202460732He's just trying to get in their knickers
>>202460763can you reddi tspace anymore you obnoxious cunt
Arse hole is really sore now. Guess I'll go fart out a bunch of lube and cum.
>>202460764was gonna say also /147/ but even that has an anime japanese learning yellow fever polish nonce
wahh wahh whah wahhwahh wahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>202460724i made it because sodomites are delusional and need to be told the truthand the truth is, you are all virgins and all deserve to die
good idea about opening a window. i love this smell of rain not always the smell of rain thoughhopefully no spiders come in
>>202460801not too fond of this grimmick
every other general is just 5-10 abnormie freaks posting anime pictures at each other
>>202460821rain doesn't smell
>>202460827190 you post much worse shitewould glady take one of them over you
>>202460830Scotland has a smell to it right now in this moment c:
mark selby has a tough opponent tonight - the great singh chada from india
>>202460817You're seething and crying.I deserve death because I get sex and you don't? I deserve sex for doing something that harms nobody?You're a total loon, I bet people visibly laugh at you in real life when you walk by.
woke up late for my NEET shift ffs. was gonna go shop but reckon a deliveroo is on the cards instead
got the golliwogs outside my window golliwogging about fiercely reckon there won’t be a chicken wing left in the whole neighbourhood once they’re through
>>202460781asl? :)
Rorke vehemently opposing butt sex as a deadly sin until he gets his gf at which point he'll try explain to her how it's totally natural and healthy and essential to their relationship
>>202460821Mental how you can smell it before it even rains>>202460830t. noselet
why would god care what/who you put up your bum. don't get it
>contents insurance with AVIVA>£190>contents insurance with Admiral>£70Why do the prices vary so much?
balzac > flaubert > proust
>>202460897leftypol but with his bf
Vulnerable teenaged girls
>>202460732japan is currently experiencing surge of syphilisfor females most new cases focused on 10s-20swhile for males, most new cases dispersed over 20s-50sit takes room temperature iq to know what's happening in tokyo
>>202460861the only emotion i am displaying is amusementyou don't have sexyou engage in sodomy and consume feces here's hoping you catch one of the many fag diseases that is rampant among you subhuman freaks
>balzac
dunno if its just my ignorance but /brit/ feels a bit like how 4chan did in general 10 years agoi think we're experiencing native population decline. oldfags obviously dont stay forever and what little fresh blood does come in isn't the sameso that oldfag energy has accumulated in different corners of the website - such as this general
>>202460928prefer Maupassant as a cazzie
>>202460725Doing a think
>>202460897tell us more about how you let porn rot your brain
(8) i waited on love (8)
>>202460958Fuck off boomer lmfao
>>202460915Disrupts the social order and most premodern religion is all about reinforcing traditional social roles and relationships
>>202460958not a word
eating a tin of beef ravioli and hopefully that is enough to last all day
Howdy
>>202460958>oldfags obviously dont stay foreverI've been here since proto /brit/. I was shitposting here when some of you lot were literal children.
Actually can't be doing with toil any more, how do you get on the dole grift
baddy on the floor is so FUCKING MID
my schizo word to the wise advice is don't worry about it past performance is not indicative of future resultswe have no idea what next year could be likewe might be at war with russia over ukrainewe might be at war with china over taiwanwe might be at war in the middle eastall of the aboveai might bring about sweeping changes in societyglobal warming might cause an actual happeningwho knowsanyway just dont worry about it. enjoy today. carry on. there might not be a tomorrow
>>202460987/brit/cris
you dont have to be religious to dislike homosexuals both groups can fuck off
>>202460976respect your elders !!!!
in the 4chinners struggle to be different they ended up more normie than the avg redditor/whateverone big subredditmust abide by rules or be kicked out
>>202460990Attempt to slit your wrists on the shop floor
had to wipe my arsehole with kitchen towel because I ran out of bog rollprobably have to throw it away now since it’s contaminated and no good for the kitchen
>>202460990Get a good job and then it's alri
don't know what postmodern means. someone said that a book was postmodernist before postmodernism and I didn't understand so I didn't read it
>>202460958this is unironically truethe rest of 4chan is turbo coomers, brown thirdies and people that seethe about video games 24/7 (huge overlap here obviously)/brit/ is the last refuge of the sensitive young white man
>>202459549did someone shoot up a place looking like that recently?
i always make sure to be a good boy and not redditspace in the BLACKED /gif/ threads
mousenonce eating eggshells out of bins
>>202461066blog on you boring cunt
Why are normie memes so much funnier than channer ones?
>>202461045why don't people just get in the shower when this happens? normally have to shower anyway after my second or third poo
I have a date with an Asian woman on Sunday. Not quite sure how to feel about it all
>>202459619that is some weird looking minecraft
>>202461088thas mento ilnes luv x
horse cock mentioned
>>202461106why don’t people like shitwater from their unwiped arsehole running down their leg? hmmm a real head scratcher
>>202461115how much is that costing lad?
stop comparing black people to horseshorses are way more attractive and have much nicer cocks (it isnt even a competition)
>>202459662That's how i discovered it lmaoFunny because i played RS3 for a very short time before that and didnt know what OSRS was. I saw a mobile advert for it on Youtube and decided to play it one day.
>>202461145give your head a wobble you degenerate freak
>a piece of paper cleans better than water and soapthis is the level of intelligence of the people you're posting with
>>202461115how many is this now Tim?
guaranteed replies from them lot
>>202461132it’s just a brunch for two, I’ll pay so presumably around $50 or so ig
>>202461168second time with an asian first time was a disaster but she was foreign so understandable, this one seems to have been born here
>>202461115just don't like Asian women memakes life as an honest Sydney shagger difficult
>>202461165bulliedbumholelad
>>202461127amerishart mindset lmaobidets are one thing the third world gets rightbog roll is a scam
black people dicks are 1.5 or 2 hands longmeanwhile horse penis is 5 hands long black people often use fake penises, and fish eye lenses in the porn. the majority of black people arent even that big
>>202461206bidets suck I was very underwhelmed when I tried them considering how hard thirdies glaze them
>>202459662how the fuck does runescape fit on mobile? the ui was a clusterfuck back then, the world window was only like 33% of the screen
>>202461195how many dates in total? you've been doing for this for as long as i've been in /brit/ i think. years mate.
>>202461208>black people dicks are 1.5 or 2 hands longincorrect. mentally ill paedo fingers typed this post
How do you lads actually feel about Oasis
horses used to be 3ft tall grazers that ate berries from trees black people cut down all of their trees and deforested an entire continent
>>202461221baffling post nothing beats a jet of warm water on your soapy anus after a nasty shit
>>202461228you must be thinking of someone different I’m an incel and have been on under 10 dates in my life
horses are faster than back people, and strongeryou can ride horses horses understand body language and have great spatial awareness
>>202461250fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>202461206>Quick, how can I make this about America somehow?!
that's Brief Encounter finished. On to Brighton Rock
>>202461250why did you reply to me then? I made sure to include his name you pillock
>>202461233they're done some okay stuff
can't count the dates or shags I've had they just blend together on account of women being boring cretins
>>202461294I keep a very rough tally in my minddating is a psyop though never really done that
i dont miss datingi do miss casual shagging swings and roundabouts of having a gf innit. could be worse though. i could be a vile specimen like diego
>>202461294easy to do when the number for both is zero I imagine
wheres the fucking new im edging here
nothing says "i shag" more than spamming about how much you do for hours on a friday morning on brit
horses dont have
>>202461279>Brief Encounterwhat's this
>>202461323incel giga-cope lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkcJEvMcnEg
>>202461307shagged maybe 90-100 but have started lying and telling women far less
horses dont have any muscle below the knee part of their leg
>>202461351>>202461351>>202461351
is an horse a athlete?
HOWLINGimagine thinking anyone is gona believe that UTTERLY HOWLING
