gyaldem edish
>>202461310>i dont miss dating>i do miss casual shagginggood post"""" dating """"" is direbest casual shags:>girl down the corridor at halls>drunk slag at the bar that you chatted up a bit at pres>the girl from work at the christmas party (you've already handed in your notice and not told anyone)
>>202461351horses are better boyfriends than black people also she fucks dogs
hate when women dye their hairthe natural color always looks better because it fits with the color scheme of the rest of your body, not to mention it’s authentic
>>202461349why are you telling them at all
>>202461380this is your father, toby. go to bed immediately!
Meaningless drivel. Meaningless drivel.
>>202461384been saying this down the pub (the pub being a few recent /brit/s)couldnt agree more. bring an end to this terrible, destructive practicewomen are putting toxic chemicals on their head, barbaric practice
grown ass man telling another grown man to go to bed (at 11AM)
any actual first date adviceand fuck off if you have a clever quip you’re not original mate, get a clue
>>202461397LOL
alex phillips sex arse
i actually havent been asleep and its 11amfuck my gay porn life
Eating partially dried apricots in the vain hopes of doing a poo
>>202461424grab a coffee or something casual dont go full in for a quote unquote date with dinner and drinks and spending 100 bucks
horse fact horses have big buttiful eyes
>>202461384>>202461418Couldn't care less about you incel takes.
>>202461387sometimes they ask innitobviously don't blurt out I'm a degenerate unprompted
>>202461441humans not being able to go asleep at will is evolutions biggest fuck up
I've an actual Library of Alexandria at my fingertips yet all I choose to do with it is watch porn and shitpost on /brit/
>>202461424>actual first date advicebring out the clever quips
>>202461465>evolutionlollmao even
>>202461448Just get some caffeine in you
hate when there’s a song in which 30 seconds of it is god tier and the rest utter trash
ate my beef ravioli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oMSKJHPzxc
>>202461424make it incredibly low stakescoffee, a pint, or just a walk in the park
>>202461424ignore that other lad don't do a day time date get casual drink at a decent bar/pubkeep it light and flirty and after 2-3 drinks ask if she wants to come over
Strauss II looked younger than Brahms even though he was eight years older because he used black hair dye. keeping a trim figure also helped.
>>202461471if there’s a god why are you home alone every friday night
>>202461424If she's white just go for a walk in the park with your dog.
>>202461482you'll be able to use ai to generate the banger 30 secs into a full song that matches its energy
>>202461468rolling for Djibouti slag
>>202461498how does one entail the other
>>202461424dont let her near dogs. thats because... well... you know
really not looking forward to my next pooit will be very dry and hard to pass because i'm very dehydrated
woke up 2 hours agowant to go to sleep again lol
>>202461476sends me doolally mate
>>202461495do you shag nipponese women
>>202461482https://youtu.be/UNilsLf6eW4?t=245
>>202461516a clue. get it gotten.
https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1725623798738576.webm
>>202461536I did last time I was in Japan but haven't been trying this timeAsian women are the least attractive to me
>>202461550tard
>>202461424tell her you'll be meeting in a strip club so she knows straight off the bat what you want and expect
walked up to the neighbours dog and when it came up to sniff me i turned my back on it from the torso down. it looked like i was letting it sniff my arse because it mightve bitten my cock off you never know and i feel (im an empath) it looekd wrong and creeped them out
>>202461468reckon this is breaking a few rulesahhh whatever
nowt to do today might drive to portlaoise and back
>>202461465You can go to sleep at will if you're decently active and haven't taken lots of drugsIf you've sat still for the past 15 hours drinking coffee or staring at a screen you shouldn't expect to sleep well
>>202461555:/
need a good game to play
>>202461588Dungeon Keeper
>>202461588if u not grinding deadlock for the international 2025 idk what to say
>>202461565you're there temporarily then?
>>202461588chess
>>202461468reroll x
might get eafc25
>>202461468pretty grim without russian women
>>202461588Real life
>>202461594baffling post
the truth chuds refuse to accept is that they’re right, lgbt behaviour is the result of bad parenting. but not the kind of bad parenting they’re thinking of, ie being liberal and accepting, but rather the bad parenting that involves chuddiness and expectations of hypermasculinity that cause the child to rebel and become gay. being a chud increases the chance your children will be gay drastically. that’s the trvke of the day
question for brits, how do you feel about the class system in the UK?Cities, schools, even supermarkets are segregated by class, never seen anything like it in other countries I've lived in.
>Volunteers dying as Russia’s war dead tops 70,000
>>202461597yeah on holiday
>if u not grinding deadlock for the international 2025 idk what to say
my balls smell like vinegar
>>202461555city folk have never seen after they give it the nice food their dog go outside after a bit to go do a shit and then eat its own shit or a cows dried up shit
dontell harry
>>202461603Oh look its athletesimp who definitely isn't also Spainmong (who is well known for spamming his /sp/ gimmicks here at random times)
>>202461631>how do you feel about the class system in the UK?1066 norman shitwe must restore SAXON LIBERTY
>>202461631shut up 190
>>202461468definitely uses her husband's bollocks for target practice
just remembered that Anthony Joshua fight is on tomorrow nightI will definitely forget again so someone please remind me tomorrow evening thanks
>>202461631Yeah? No private schools in Italy?No rich towns?Fuck off.
i need to move to Alabama or Tennessee
>>202461660im a simp for med women
>>202461468
>>202461468>>202461468>No.42Ivorians look like THAT?
>>202461621hs?
>>202461664he’s right doe, classism in britain is insane and the worst of any country I’ve been too. ironically muttistan has much more economic inequality but it doesn’t affect social dynamics nearly as much
>>202461468gay
>>202461660shes pretty mid
>>202461631coming from italy that literally has a line drawn across the country lmfao shtu the fuck up pedro
can you do the same thing as the process to make di or tri methylamine (or ethyl) to do that with just one methyl from methylene
>>202461632Yeh just dont look at Ukraine's real figures if youre a ukraine supporter you might go into cardiac arrest
>>202461664Private schools are mostly to make up after being held back a year>ITT brits not realising that not every country is as obviously fucked as the UKYou can tell someone's class just based off their accent in the UK, you don't get that here
>>202461689you know what let me take a step back - what do you mean by thisgrinding to be a pro gamer? it's very difficult to get into
to make methamine which actually i think is the part of the song which is the camp fire lighters and then you add cough syrup processed with the phenyll group. that using horse stable cleaner and phosphoric acid
>>202461729>Private schools are mostly to make up after being held back a yearwhich only rich people can afford. think before you type
>>202461729>class just based off their accent>you don't get that herelying again or you are just a sheltered little lombardino
>>202461690>>202461690Give some real examples of the difference between here and all of the places you've lived in
>>202461709The UK's line is worse
>>202461631Class system is dead, we’re moving to the Chinese system of ‘the party and the people’.Labour will probably remove the final hereditary peers from the House of Lords and make way for more life peers (party loyalists) to take the places of the outgoing aristocrats.
I ALWAYS FEEL LIKESOMEBODY'S WATCHING MEEEEEE
What's the end goal here? The idea of starting a project with your bros in high school and that thing being your income source at age 40 is insane to me. Is Mega64 still good or is the project's continued existence one massive cope?
>>202461772I don't think it is, actually
Abe Lincholn made a lot of money when he banned moonshining when he did that
>>202461603FACK>>202461617wish mariya was on it >>202461660GIWTWM>>202461652yeah I'm not adam
>>202461732get on it lad 6 person teams so loads of players will be there even in the top 32 teams 32x6get on it ladget the grind onthe dota2 pros still on dota2the csgo pros sitll on csgoetcget on it lad you gona make itdeadlock 2025 let's go
>>202461790go to sleep you fucking freak
>>202461729>You can tell someone's class just based off their accent in the UK, you don't get that hereHello larper
>>202461690see I find it hard to believe people on 6 figures shop at povertymart
why are other countries so fascinated by classi dont think "class" has affected my daily life in years, or even crossed my mind,perhaps a result of living the the cultural hotpot shithole that is London but stilldoes anyone actually think class is somehow still relevant? how so? jfs need not reply
>>202461769In Italy accent and class are not correlated
put iodine in the drinking water desu
>>202461468>MAHUwhat number can't find her
>>202461799you have convinced me, i'm gonna do it
>>202461767nowhere near as expensive proportionally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnPnEvy4e70
>>202461838write a paragraph in italian explaining how the guy from milan would not pick up on and discriminate against the terrone for his accent so we can judge whether or not you are a larper
>>202461632Source: British intelligence services which have been pumping out fakes since 2022
>>202461838except region and class are and region and accent arelet's not pretend people think a Neapolitan accent isn't considered low class
screaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zabPAbtZ9A
>>202461838untrue. the more regional your accent, the more you are associated with being poor/uncultured. you're just lying now my nigga
I'm sick and I'm not talking about my choice of wanking material. literally have a sniffles. practically cumming out my nose
>>202461847good lad good lad get on itget the fooking grind on lad let's GOOOO
buying ranitidine and heating it up
>>202461770it’s difficult to put your finger on it because Brits are so passive aggressive, but in general the accent thing is real, and also the idea that your class is something immutable and can’t be changed regardless of how much money you have is a very British concept. for example in Australia or America if you’re born poor but make a fuck ton of money you’re now rich, but in shitain it doesn’t matter how much money you have if you sound like you’re from some town in north England, you’ll always be considered an outsider in upper class social groups.
Focking HATE people who don’t put prices on their website and make you call them to find out
>>202461403lmao>>202461424be yourself
Please listen to Gaburger by Gezebelle Gaburgably. Great friday night album.
buying ranitidine and mixing it with toothpaste and ascorbic acid
>>20246184532
>>202461859haha incredible back pedal mate. so you admit you in fact do have private schools and in fact they are limited to people with the means to afford them. jog on you dishonest prick
>>202461858I mog every one of them and yet I am a virgin
>>202461831i only think about it when watching tv"this program is clearly for bennies claimers""this program is clearly for the cosmopolitan middle class""this QT audience has clearly been carefully curated to contain a mix of people of all possible backgrounds"
The ukraine has suffered close to a million causalities, at least 10 times that of Russia
mixing the powder from matchsticks into a box of soil at pH 4 and leaving it in the sun (under water) if russia ever invades
>>202461898>it’s difficult to put your finger on itNot a massive issue then
I love you mum but you’re kinda being a bitch today sorry
italy doesn't have classes because the entire country is so poor that there was never a large enough contingent of wealthy people to form a culture of their own lol,there's just the megarich and the rest
>>202461950Cope
going around stealing car batteries if Russia ever invades
Exploding skull caps
>it’s difficult to put your finger on ityeah cos it's not real, nice one thanks for playing
bog stinks
>>202461898>classism in britain is insane and the worst of any country I’ve been too>it’s difficult to put your finger on itare you aware of how unironically stupid you're seeming?
>>202461831London's a weird one because you have tarqs living a mile away from illegals who are living 8 to a 2 bed flat
>>202461898>but in general the accent thing is realReal everywhere.>immutableOld rich / New rich is real in America and Australia too. You're poor so you have no fucking clue.
>>202461861>>202461878>>202461882There is discrimination against regional accents, of course. What am I supposed to be larping as? Italian or British? Certo che esiste la discriminazione contro i terroni io can, ma in inghilterra se non vai alle scuole giuste non sei nessuno. In Italia non sei nessuno a prescindere
going around stealing car batteries, harvesting algae from the sewers wiring the car battery up to them and harvesting from this hydrogen+ generator energy to give to the algae. sealing all of my windows and doors for longer than 24 hours and feeding it my CO2 eating it
>>202461982baste
Hi, I also lick the boots clean of all of my wealthy superiors. How can you tell?
>>202462005you can just leave now fella. save yourself any further embarrassment
>>202461989retard, just because something is difficult to precisely articulate doesn’t mean it’s not real.>>202461999>real everywherenot to nearly the same degree>old/new money is real in America and Australia too not to nearly the same degreeyou’re delusional and are projecting your poverty onto me
>>202462020what's his problem
>>202461468roll
>>202461926doesn't cost a year's salary per term, unlike Figgletown's Boys' Comprehensive School for Underachievers
>>202462020would floor that soft hand nigger in one punch
I am doneI am so done
>>202462051>not to nearly the same degreeExplain then.
>>202462055Severe undiagnosed mental illness. Never been to NYC?
>>202462055he's a nigger
>>202461372Dating is grim but for me I just miss having someone I can go and do things with.
>>202461989'real' is a bit different to your description of 'insane' and the worst you've experiencedif its so insane and massive then you'd be able to give a single example of it. which you haven't.
Britain definitely is a more class stratified society than most but it definitely also exists in Italy and Australia
>>202462077You actually wouldn’t though he’s got crack head strength he’d put you on your arse then stab you with a box cutter
>>202461970yes, pretty much. That's why class differences are less pronounced here
nearly did a gay porn dance but I gave myself a stern look in the eye in the closet door mirrorsexual emergency averted
Upper class: Land owners, will have served in the military, may have European relatives
they made graphene with cows milk (and also blood)
I just found an absolute bomb of a recipe for lasagna
>>202462005>if you dont go to the right school you're a nobodyjust get the fuck out or at least lurk more man you are embarrassing
>>202462076now you're just resorting to absurdities. which means you don't have an argument.i accept your concession.bye Giovanni
>>202462070united states law post
>>202462079
starved of human touch
>>202462148right to bear arms (except for those who couldnt do it) shall not be infringed post
>>202462080don’t have time to write you an essay to explain something we both know is true but the simple fact is that self-made wealthy people in America, if anything, are regarded much more highly than people who were born into it, both by the general population and by other rich people, and in Britain it’s the opposite, they’re viewed as petty povvo strivers who will NEVER be posh no matter how hard they try
>>202462105meant for >>202462051
>>202462112yea i'm not cityboy
lucky I am anglo-norman ruling class
>>202462172Again, you have no fucking clue because you are poor. I accept your concession.
Haven't wanked in a week and a half. My prostate is so full that I feel I need to poo all the time
off to the shop for some bevvies and vapesdrinking and suckling to commence on return
remember that time ANTIFA shot fireworks at the police? thats a crime - in fact, the same as explosives
>>202462200Give it a good rub
italy bros post is the the lower and middle classes have been so compressed by their failing economy that there is no longer any distinctionwhich is of course a complete failure to understand what class is. He thinks it is just net worth. rookie mistake
>>202462200been wanking like a freak heredid some diabolical sexting with a girl in London
>>202462200up to 6 days me. wake up rock hard and it won't go away for an hour. been on the noporn too. my consciousness has ascended to another level, I am better than you all
not talking about harming the police/government, or anybody, or giving anyone the means (they could go and get themselves if the internet was up!) the means to do so. this is if the bombs hit which, really, everyone should be prepared to do if we get invaded
>>202462200Last time I did that my bollocks fucking killed afterwards, and then on my next wank there was blood in my cum.
>>202462179>>202462188you’re either tarquin defending the indefensible or bazzer from nowhere upon shithole bootlicking and in either case you’re pathetic and not worth replying to anymore
>>202462240i accept your concession
>>202462136>>20246213899% of British Prime Minister's went to one of 4 schools. The entire country is designed around keeping the network of Eton elite in power.This is less stark in Italy and more insidious.
>>202462236you gave yourself blue balls
had a wank before work and also a mid morning one whilst on the clockprobably have another this evening when I’m good and drunk, don’t know how the Willard continues at this pace despite already having been through 17 years of wanking
Anyone else have a dead libido some weeks and then others can have multiple wanks a day? Don't understand it.
rememer that time a guy had a literal cannon, and he pointed it at the neighbours? i think the federal police got involved in that
>>202462230not wonked for a week but i haven't had any hard ons
>>202462244id be willing to bet money all of italy's leaders for the last 50 years have come from wealthy families
I'm privately educated but ended up a full-time NEET
dem rangz. a powaan dem black mesa wukangz
>>202462244ignore the gimps pretending that classism in the UK isn't as insane as it is.It is in fact much worse here than anywhere I've ever been.
manager said shes booking us a hotel room together to save money, am i going to get raped by a 45 year old woman?
>>202462244you don't think there's a political class in italy? one of the most bureaucratic hellish states in the western world?oh my fuckin days
Money corrupts, power corrupts
there should be a STEM degree for explosives
>>202462294get IN lad
>>202462292please identify a single post arguing it isnt insane here
>>202462271I've been off the booze a few weeks too which helps
Asking /brit/ to be honest about class is a fools errand they're all embarrassed tarqs. We had an actual lord posting here years ago.
>>202462294Cor give her a good rodgering mate
>>202462278Our current PM Meloni is from a poor background you clown. Stop projecting your country's issues onto mine.Literally unable to understand not every country is like the UK
>>202462294corrrrrr
>>202462308there is, it’s called chemical engineering
>serve one year in italy's parliament>get a comfy pension for life higher than the median wageyeah certainly not any sort of class dynamics going on here, move along
>>202462265reckon it's the weather did 3 wanks a day at the height of summer but don't feel the urge now
>>202462070Oh look, Toby breaking the U.S. law, again.
>>202462314You're a gay lord and you still post here
the UK (people) would survive a nuke
>>202462294no, you're about to be blamed for a raping
>>202462294waaaaheyyyhy
>>202462312see>>202462105
>>202462240You have been done
>>202462292Thanks, that's how it feels to me to.
>>202462329nah chemical engineering is just gimp workthere are explosives expert degrees
foreigners trying to understand the uk class systemnever happenscould sooner teach aquinas to an abo than get him to understand the british class system
I support worker's rights
>>202462325ok thats 1.i can also list 1 british PM from a poor background
>>202462333I had two wanks yesterday which is unusual for me, but the previous week I barely had any. Maybe there's a storm coming.
>>202462336claymores are legal if you are there to push the button
>>202462292>>202462355they have to live in denial because confronting it would be communist or whatever
>>202462314i'm honestly amazed by the reacion. I guess they live in denial
>>202462373John Major?
>>202462352no thats just asking for an example (which you were unable to provide despite your insistence lol)
Australian women are bottom of the barrel personality wise
i would go fight for America if Russia invaded it
brit posters are the bottom of the barrel personality (and looks) wise
>>202462371>worker is rights
>>202462330yeah, Italy is a screwed up country as well. Doesn't mean the UK isn't just as fucked if not more so
>>202462395>>202462355middle class mongs love to pretend that they never had a leg up in life because then they don't feel as bad when they end up being failures
grimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9REQBRyc8c
misery wishes it had company
>>202462424US is already being invaded by every turd world country via the southern border
>>202462427not me I'm charming and handsome
>>202462446not my problem
>>202462294had a similar situation myself when younger and did end up spunking in the girl I was sharing a room with so you should be well in lad
>>202462436that wasn't your claim or anyone elses. you're really fucking stupid mate
>>202462366implying i'm not a wealthy brit who lives in Chiantishire
>>202462461who is this
Making explosive poo sausages
>>202462461womfyyy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfjTZLxekig
>>202462476FONC
>>202462476hi 'go
>>202462476deegz how do you not know who that is? they've been posted here for years
>>202462439this must be how it is.
>>202462489she doesnt look japanese>>202462491dont care about celebrities
>>202462478click, click, poo
>>202462499no im saying hi to youyou're 'go
Just found out you can't write "admin" in a thread subject.
government should give out free potassium-iodine tablets to everyone onetime
>>202462461hows feebs doing??
>>202462517>click, click, poooh hi
might open my delicious box of treats
>>202462526fat
>>202462530dont understand this post
>>202462539just report and ignore extremely low quality posts
actually i think that has something in it, in a related drug or something. that from the FDAim gonna upload it and crosspost
why do people keep saying 'sweet treat'
>>202462395if you acknowledge it then you might start thinking about how to change it. dangerous
>>202462498It is, I frequented brit for a long time and I can tell you this place has had more than its fair share of lads who had rich parents and were privately educated yet amounted to nothing, they're obviously deeply embarrassed by it and try and play down the classism
>>202462548never tell me what to do
*places a stool in front of you**gets on and drops trousers**punches hair naked arse into face*pffffrrfrrfrrfttrtrtttrfrtrrrSSHSLHLHLLbrrrrrrrttTTT
>>202462504>>202462504>>202462504early new
>>202462551millenial tiktok
>>202462550no you aren't
so many benefit dossers on youtube showing how much of a joke the system is. they should scrap the lot
Just read every post in this thread word for word, and there's not a single thing worth replying to. Bye
>>202462576rereading this, I realise I might have dyslexia. awful grammar and lots of missed words.
seasideMARK unbxong PS5, LG XBOOM speaker its lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFH_AQNqgzAkeep toiling toilfreaks
>>202462627/brit/ not /advert/
>>202462594Hey! What's your problem man what did I do to you
>>202462594they got mennal elf they need full PIP lad
>>202461468rollan'
>>202462655This is not an advert LG and Sony want no association or endorsement from that cunt
>>202462566must be that. For context, there's literally no word for posh in Italian. Wondered what it was like spending your whole life such an inequal society, didn't expect so much denialism
had a yogurt. not had breakfast yet. ate too much last night. not had a ciggie since 10pm last night either. better start my day.
>>202462682it's an advert for a youtube channel that has fuck all reason to be hereclicks are monetised
They're gonna lose
>>202462687funny that the only people that deny it are those that benefit from it
get every single drop of oil stopped right this second and get every white, brown, yellow or black refugee given a 3-bed brick and mortar home in central london for free
feeling very depressed, just entirely numb to everything its not very fun like drinking beer is
>>202462713why are the japs so fucking litigious?
>>202462713good. Ninendo / The Pokemon Company / GameFreak need taught a lessonthe pokemon games are shite and have been shite for many years. Too long they have rested on their laurels. Get the finger out, make a good game.
just filled my toilet pot with broon goo
bad news is time fliesgood news is you're the pilot
wish the twitchfu would just get her rat out on onlyfans
bought 3 treadmills and they all broke within 6 monthsI'm giving up on home gym life
Fuck off
>>202462727beer depresses me. it tastes unpleasant. makes me gassy going in and out. makes my urine smell awful. gives me bad hangovers. nope, i dont like beer.
>>202462862No You Fuck OFF
>>202462862why
>>202462593yeah been thinking about not
>>202462841did you lube them up properly?
New thread>>202462880>>202462880>>202462880>>202462880
>>202462841home gyms are a meme. just run outside
TGATS WHAT SHE SAID
LOVE BEER GET TO BURP FART RUB MY BIG BELLY ALL IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE CHEER
>>202462841the most retarded piece of kit, just go for a run outsideget some weights or something
