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rabbit edish
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built for a big black bull
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>>202466399
Say the word brown guernsey cow!
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please for that lad who went out by himself and was kissed
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>>202466399
that's a goose
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It's another one of those days in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Island.
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>>202466399
>four legs
>long ears
>eats plants
fair
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Scared that when I get in a good relationship that I will get bored of her due to the Coolidge Effect
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oh yeah. Oh YEAH
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>Northern Island
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why did glaurung made nienor fuck hurin
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always find it weird talking to old ladies it’s like you were probably quite fit when you were my age I bet
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So, Rorke, tell me a bit about yourself
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>>202466468
the idea is to figure some stuff out mentally so as to avoid the need to kill myself, not to die via drug use
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>>202466475
familiarity breeds contempt, the key is to make sure you don’t spend too much time together. a lot of time for sure, but not every minute of every day
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>>202466468
ket's an anti-depressant
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>>202466497
have you ever heard of a game called Hearts of Iron 4?
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>>202466475
rita coolidge?
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>>202466475
had this for a bit but now it's just fleeting temptation too much hassle and I unironically enjoy spending time with the gf
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>>202466491
yeh quite a few women vibed with and it was like if youwere 30 years younger we'd both know we'd be on it
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>>202466457
where is the northern island
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Keep getting spots on my lip. Don't know what's going on. No I don't have herpes. You have to kiss someone or something to get herpes
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>>202466514
just take acid
never met a bloke who took acid and wanted to kill himself
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got black eyed beans on
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>>202466560
i've done lsd, shrooms, dmt and all that a few years ago, it's all shite compared to ket
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>>202466558
you dont have to kiss someone to get herpes but are they fordysche spots?
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>>202466557
Shetland
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>>202466246
Ever thought about the Eye of Sauron being a flaming vagina?
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>>202466620
>so i bet you're wondering how i got here
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>>202466549
shut up you freak no woman has ever felt sexual tension with you
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>thought Banksy was anonymous
>turns out his name is Robert Banks and that's been public knowledge for 21 years

so we just pretend we don't know who he is?
that's so queer
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sir knicker sniffer
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>>202466497
I'm just a collection of memories in a bag of meat babe, not much more to it
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>>202466642
good meme diego!
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>>202466589
Cant stand the way ket makes my limbs feel. Do you take enough to k hole each time?
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>>202466643
that may well be true but my point still stands there was somethiing in the air
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>>202466666
impressive, very nice
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>>202466667
gratiz
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>>202466653
So here's the thing about using the word "queer" insultingly. Just because it doesn't offend you doesn't mean it's not offensive. I know that "words change meaning over time" and "everyone says it so it's just part of the vocabulary now" and "it meant something else before it meant homosexual" and "herp derp free speech derp." I understand that when you call something "queer," you're not connecting it to actually experiencing a same-sex attraction. I also understand that you believe that gleaning a "homosexual connotation" from your pejorative use of the word is just "oversensitive" and "vigilante thought policing," which you find obnoxious.

Here's why you shouldn't use gay or queer as an insult: it makes you sound like a douchebag.
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leftypol:
>yaaaaaaaa we're polygamists. it's like, why deny human nature? we have all these evolutionary responses that make us reproduce as much as possible, why fight that you knooooooow?
also leftypol:
>IT IS NOT HUMAN NATURE TO DISTRUST OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS YOU BIGOT AND IF IT IS THEN YOU JUST AREN'T EDUCATED OR TRYING HARD ENOUGH TO REALISE HOW DUMB THAT IS
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>>202466666
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had an awful dream a nuke went off outside and mumberg was screaming up the stairs to get in the car
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found my scissors bros
a change that ive made to my experiment this time around is that i have clear bottles to do it in

i found an old seethrough bottle that probably hasnt been in the sun for too long, but the lucozade squirty bottle could probably vent gasses anyway. it has gone clear with some milky substance in int, and a beefy smell - this is likely some sort of amino acid/s
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get your fucking ring piece out for the irish republican army!
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asked the groupchat if anyone wanted to go bouldering later and they rinsed me and everyone agreed on going spoons instead. hate how nobody wants to do anything but drink in this shithole country
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Women's reaction to unattractive VS handsome men [Comparison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLbnmjaxQc
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Diego's 80 year old sugarmama
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>>202466560
except all those people who took acid and killed themselves
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>>202466653
>robert banks
what? he's called robin gunningham you nonce
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had to trim my nose hairs yesterday
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>>202466725
ah hate those dreams mate hope youre alright now x
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>>202466738
it's friday night you utter runt
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>>202466676
Love is in the air du dud dud Dudu Dudu
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fucking hell the building site across the road is being loud as fuck AGAIN
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>>202466738
im usually quite niggardly with my replies, but bouldering is for man children
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My girl is from a different race and culture from me.

Be brutally honest. Is it doomed to fail at some point?
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eating an orange and reading c:
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>>202466760
my look like vines poking out
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>>202466736
interesting
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>>202466675
yeah i do
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>So why do you want to Such and Such Ltd?
>Why are you interested in the role at Such and Such Ltd?
>Tell me what excites you about Such and Such Ltd?
because I want money, that's the only reason anyone would ever want to work a job as a corporate analyst developer. this is not a passion project for me, and you know it. I want money - more than my friends colleagues, I need money to survive, I don't give a shit about diversity or dynamic work environments or any of that other buzzword bullshit they use to make 40+ hour weeks seem like a fun experience rather than soul crushing existence. I. Want. Money.
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>>202466517
so? nobody can be depressed on cocaine and heroin

>>202466558
not true. i had a mate who was a kissless virgin and he had the herp lip
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>>202466780
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Funny how my presence alone is enough to send loser incels here into a frothing rage
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>>202466788
thanks
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>>202466709
My deepest apologies Madam/Sir/Entity.
I was referring to queer in the archaic (admittedly, obsolete and antiquated) form, ie meaning odd or unusual.

I respect and celebate queer identities in Britain and would never even think of saying anything hurtful towards the queer community.
It was merely my intention to spotlight an oddity but in hindsight I had an ignorant white guy moment.

Deepest apologies!
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imagine being so attractive girls turn away from you in disbelief momentarily
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>>202466804
ket is specifically used to prevent suicidal thoughts. like, actually medically used for it in hospitals.
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>>202466794
well hope you enjoy mate the hotel idea sounds comfy
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Literally fucking itching to get back on the coke roll on 5 o clock
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>>202466822
maccies delivery girl did this to me when I opened the door last week
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>>202466796
play the game monkey
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>>202466846
"sure"
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>>202466845
more of a pepsi man, me
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>>202466780
yes your gold digger race play gf will leave you
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>>202466822
blog on
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Smell so good bitches turn their noses up at me to get a bigger whiff
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Polygamy is less degenerate than homosexuality
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>>202466845
you have an addiction
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this week off has gone far too quickly
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>>202466859
project on
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ah, the poo de grace...
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I'm looksmaxxing
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>>202466859
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202234415/#202236130
just another day of being a handsome mentalcel
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>>202466811
grim
>>202466867
she's from a richer family than me
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>>202466834
only because they aren't allowed to give cocaine and heroin
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my penis smells like vinegar
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>>202466697
you've certainly showed your true colours haven't you
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>>202466774
what are your hobbies then?
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>>202466891
bodied that cretin
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>>202466760
i pull mine out with a tweezers
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>>202466912
haha so you are the gold digger and she is the fetishist that pathetic my duderino
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Raining outside
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>>202466880
No shit
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>>202466909
holy cope
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>>202466773
you know what to do
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>>202466956
project on
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>>202466954
sunny here
strange how that works eh
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WISH WISH WISH I was born in a small town in america I fucking despise living in this shit gay country
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If I pretended that I think I'm really a girl and went through a surface level transition and just be like yeah I'm totally a woman inside, would there be any drawbacks to it?
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>>202466822
caught a peng girl looking at me as we walked past each other recently and she quickly looked away. wonder if she was staring because she though I was ugly or fit. we'll never know
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>>202466950
why are you projecting homie? i said she's from a richer family, not that she makes more money than me.

i asked a question in good faith. i'd like an answer.
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penis scent notes
top notes: mint, lemon
middle notes: tonka bean, geranium
base notes: vanilla, oakmoss, jus de vagin de votre mère
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eating a cookie like a yankoid
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>>202466913
cocaine is absolutely used medicinally in hospitals
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>>202466965
i get the plight of Timothy James Byrne more than ever
Going to go and cum on my kitchen floor
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>>202466935
going from A to B
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>>202467006
if they like you they go back to looking at you just fyi
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>>202467014
not for menthol elf
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hey baby its cold outside *rapes you*
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Finnish this sentence
>Hey lil sis...
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congolese chode cream cannons
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>>202467046
holy cope
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back to CK3
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>>202467052
you couldnt move goalposts any further if you possibly tried
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>>202467012
100% prawn cocktail skips for me
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>>202464875
jessiexraee

*
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why won't he take off that stupid fucking hat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgWIo0-YJnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgWIo0-YJnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgWIo0-YJnw
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>>202467111
we aint clicking that
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>>202467084
fucking desperate for EU5 to come out
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pint of laudanum down the hatch
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>>202467011
ok fine. you are from different culture and over time it will be more apparent and cause friction that will doom your relationship.
and you are gay.
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expired ca certificateberg preventing me from gitting a clue from the toilplace repo
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>>202467064
teleported that sexless twat to the forsaken depths of morytania where vampires lurk in the mist
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>>202467101
does she do any jungle bbc stuff?
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Wish I could enjoy video games like I did when I was 15. They just don’t do it for me anymore
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>>202467110
>he's bald and insecure
>he thinks it's part of his 'brand image'
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>>202466693
BIG STOMPY
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>>202467093
mine is like scampi fries
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>>202467110
>>202467156
no one knows who this is
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>>202467101
thanks lad very cute xx
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love it when diego gives out women advice
like taking flying advice from a rock
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>>202467170
tim pool's hairline
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>>202467011
mate if you love her who cares just give it a shot
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>>202467154
feel this way about wanking
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>>202467110
>

>>202467142
we were both born here, when we talk there doesn't seem to be that big of a difference.
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>>202467170
well I don't know who you are
what do you think about that you CUNT
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>>202467181
?
>>202467183
no one knwos who that is
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God I'm so fucking ugly
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>>202467091
shut your gormless mouth, mong boy
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>>202467200
i know who tim pool is
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>>202467181
lmao
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>>202467140
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>>202467170
Dim Tool recently got outed as being funded by Russia
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>>202467205
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*opens the emergency /brit/ exit sucking all of the mongs out of the door*
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>>202467140
>>202467233

good show, that
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>>202467220
i'd beat you within an inch of your life with my ballsack alone
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>>202467241
mogs me
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>>202467153
nah

>>202467175
so true x
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>>202467187
fair point
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>>202467233
good show that
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>>202466780
What race and culture? There’s a difference between some second or third generation Viet girl and a Muslim Somali from Somalia.
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>>202467181
It is how he hypes himself up before getting drunk, going out, and making a fool of himself in front of women who would never fuck him in a million years.
Same as when he gives out fashion advice and you find out equivocates wearing extremely expensive socks with being well dressed.
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>Fred Armisen, the most Jewish looking man in the world, is actually 0% Jewish

bizarre
venezuelan, german and korean
produces a jew
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>>202467154
honestly dunno how any grown men can enjoy video games.
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>extremely expensive socks
what?
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>>202467282
screaming
and then he comes on the next day - without his name - and hashes out the same arguments with brick etc
bizarre life
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>>202467233
good show that (which I'm watching rn)
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>>202467194
>there doesn't seem to be that big of a difference.
give it time. you will see. or better still shag here and get rid.
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arsehole is a complete write-off after that last poo
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>>202466491
lass in my office just turned 50 and is fit as fuck from the neck down. was probably a 10 before the crows feet.
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>>202467345
get her pumped pumped I said
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>>202467235
not being funded by Russia directly. basically, he was being paid by lauren chen who had a company that was being paid big bucks by russia.

it's likely he knew what was happening tho, as one of his most frequent google searches was "time in russia"

>>202467279
she's a white aussie from northern beaches
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>>202467342
insurance will cover it
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>>202467287
your jewdar's on the fritz m8. nose far too flat and rounded. basically like a slightly inflated version of the mongoloid/amerindian type. hand in your phrenology license
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>>202467355
>she's a white aussie from northern beaches
and you are?
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It's so over
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>>202467355
>she's a white aussie from northern beaches
i thought you said she wasnt a race fetishist? so glad i dont live in Australia your women are the worst.
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so here we are then, another Friday spent suckling at the teat of /brit/
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imagine being diego's girlfriend, he'd be such an annoying cunt to spend your life with
>there's no milk left
>"how so?"
>not sure...did you finish it off?
>"project on"
>w-what?
>"you are severely mentally ill"
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>>202467394
i am brown

>>202467416
i don't think so. it's hard to know with girls anyway.
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>>202467455
you are severely mentally ill
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nth for the gyaldem
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Imagine the smell of her arrrrse
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>>202467455
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batty smiles like orange and bergamot after that shower
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>>202467488
arses smell of poo and farts you weirdo
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>>202467508
Not this one
It smells of orange and bergamot
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i am severely mentally ill
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>>202467531
Same
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I just can't take women's suffering seriously. I see advertisements for TV dramas where that is the main theme of the female protagonist. They'll never know the same level of suffering or complete isolation. You can only treat them like clueless children.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnLZTX-5qZg
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>>202467531
Hey 190 how's island how's the niece etc
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>>202467455
two mistakes, his name's copealone and he'd have a boyfriend if anything
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>>202467531
Project on
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fucking had it - just going to go for a buzz-cut
sick to fucking death of having hair
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>>202467567
hey dtfic
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>>202467488
*plap*
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>>202467549
I didn't get the bottles of corona that I said I was going to get in last night's thread by the way
might do it tonight though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2-OdTFH_Ug
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>>202467580
Don't know what that means
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>>202467465
no its not hard to know with girls. it will be obvious to everyone around you and you just have the blinkers on because of infatuation. maybe you should discuss it with family members. your sisters and cousins have probably experienced it in reverse and might be able to explain women to you. maybe ask your mother lol
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mental how comfy working in academia becomes the SECOND you go from postdoc to your first permanent faculty position, at least in STEM. for the rest of your career you basically get paid for researching novel stuff in your hobby and work only on ideas you think are interesting (and can get funding for, but grants are awarded based on the opinion of other "hobbyists" like you and you just have to convince them what you want to do is cool). and occasionally you have to lecture about your work to some young people while leaving most of the annoying parts like running practicals and marking to postdocs and TAs.

almost makes the precarious PhD and postdoc hells worth it.
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mad that taking certain steroids turns you into a trannychaser. /r/ steroids is just full of roided out meatheads laughing about all the shit they've pushed up twink and tranny arses
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>>202467579
Considering this every day because my hair is shoulder length and it annoys me, also I feel like it looks shit and immature. I realise that I have got some compliments for it though and I'm worried if I remove my hair then I'll plummet down to complete sexless twat who is invisible to women even more than I am now.
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yer da wanks to the weather woman
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>>202467614
lie on
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>>202467647
Okay you are loved and your friends enjoy your company
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>>202467531
we know
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>>202467601
Must’ve been a different anon you were talking to
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>>202467567
i actually live here now, haven't posted on /brit/ in years. not clued into the 190 lore. should peruse the archives
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>>202467640
Laura Tobin? I'd be right there with him
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shaking after learning that aus flags are all browns when I've been imagining them as cool 6'0+ guys with medium length golden hair the entire time
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Ich bin ein based
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>>202467678
Post proof then
Should be easy enough
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>>202467579
yeah that's why i did the same lol sick of having too much lovely thick hair desu haha
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>>202467488
That arse does look deliciously chubby lads
Now I get eating arse
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHAatDT3Wf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHAatDT3Wf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHAatDT3Wf8
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started a supermarket delivery job earlier this week. its disgusting to see how people live.
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>>202467627
i don't have any family. i do have a few female friends around but we're not close enough for me to ask something personal like that since i haven't known them for that long (i moved cities a year back).

i'll trust my gut. it hasn't let me down yet.
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>>202467633
what's your phd in?
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>>202467723
can't even do delivery jobs because I hate driving and it makes me anxious, grim im such a failure
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>>202467739
>i
blog on you insufferably boring bastard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFzOQARM-Jw
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worried about having my girlfriend stay over in case she wants to have loud sex and my parents might hear
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>>202467704
post proof you arent a pajeet
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Fucking hate old cunts joining a motorway at 35 mph
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Last night I dreamt of Diego
Just like I'd never gone, I knew the song
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>>202467752
project on
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>>202467770
dont ge tit
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>>202467488
nice legs
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sir batty rider
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>>202467758
Imaginary gf doesn’t actually make any noise though, you’re aware of this right?
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>>202467768
Theres a slip road near me that merges into the outside lane.
Far too many mad cunts join at 50mph
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>>202467768
ktim
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I will never be a confident driver
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>>202467804
howling done that creep
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>>202467633
>and can get funding for

That's the thing though isn't it? Things go in and out of fashion. You hear researchers talk about years in the dolrums then some breakthrough happens, not even theirs necessarily but in their field or adjacent, and suddenly everything is getting approved where as before they had barely two pennies to rub together.
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>>202467704
don't care to dox myself. british guy living on an island of 350k people, not hard to id me with a little info. happy to answer most questions about life here though (as i was doing last night)
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>>202467739
your gut knows it wont work out or you wouldnt have asked in the first place
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>>202467488
Wafting
Wafting
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road raged at a paki once and he followed me all the way back to my house, shit myself I did
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ln a mixed relationship with an American girl
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if you put me and fransiscow lachowski side by side to aleins tehy'd say 2 different spieces like difference between a whale and a slug
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>>202467723
why are you entering peoples homes
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>>202467827
been passed for a mere 3 months and it's shocking how bad a driver I have become

arguably I was always bad and never deserved to pass
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>>202467857
blog on you fucking cretin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQoS8VCi8oY
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>>202467768
for me it's the people that merge into another lane but don't start merging at the corner but half way into the lane forcing you to slow down and cause a bottle neck where there doesn't need to be one
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ere boys you ever get some deep phlegm and do a guttural cccchhhxx to clear your throat and get a bit of a Quavers flavour? weird that
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>be prince
>be known throughout history solely for pieces of metal being shoved through peoples cocks
Wow, powerful
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>>202467857
blog on you insufferably boring hypocrite
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>>202467857
I like halo, he kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
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been driving for 10 years and always been good at it
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staying at my mums is like
>can you get the washing in
>can you walk the dog
>can you empty the dishwasher
>can you show me this on the computer
every 30 mins

and like I dont mind helping out Im just mooching here for free for a bit but fuck me I cannot focus and get anything done because I get 10 interruptions a day
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>>202467868
I haven't used my car properly for about 18 months since NEETdom. In hindsight, it was a bit of a mistake because now I'm even less confident than I was before (even though I was driving most days) and I'm kind of shitting myself that I'll forget how to drive or just scrape a bunch of cars because I forgot how big the car is.
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>>202467768
that's the safest speed to join at
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>>202467844
that's a fair point, i actually don't have a reponse for that
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few months shy of 30 and i don't drive
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so the FCC won't let me be
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>>202467892
who
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hate giving my mum lifts anytime I make a turn she grabs the handle thing above the window and closes her eyes. Proper pisstaker
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>>202467945
I get that worry sometimes but then I just drive and it's fine, the worry is never well founded, just relax
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>>202467947
according to whom
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>>202467879
>pretty
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>>202467977
Prince Albert
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>>202467937
get it in
get it walked
get it emptied
get it shown
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brrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>202467937
That's how mumbergs be
Even when they're staying with you
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>>202467937
just giving you a taste of what it was like raising your useless neet arse
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>>202467937
what vital projects are you even being interrupted from? furiously wanking off to a 2hr sissy hypno compilation?
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>>202467748
its easy once you get the hang of it.

>>202467860
most of them i just deliver to the front door but i can see inside and some ask for their shopping to be put on the kitchen counter
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>>202467947
Only if traffic is moving at 35 on the motorway
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>>202467945
the good news is your battery is dead
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>>202468035
yh exactly that
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>>202467945
>forgot how big the car is

That's really the only issue. Besides that, you'll be fine. I often struggle with knowing how wide my car is and it's not even a big car.

I just err on the side of caution and if there's something going on in front of me and I don't know that I'll fit through I sit there while the drivers behind me get angrier and angrier.

Just yesterday there was a car ahead with its door open on my side of the road and a car oncoming on the other side of the road so I stopped and waited for the woman to close her door rather than zip around it, as this would have taken me onto the other side of the road. Arguably there would have been room for both cars but still, better to wait.
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>>202468001
the research
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>>202468020
mmmm very nice my dear
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>>202468028
>>202468032
they manage with all that when you're not there though, they just take having an extra pair of hairs in the house as an excuse to slack off
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>>202467837
Fuck off 190 you evil ghoul
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>>202468067
and who conducted this research?
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>>202468091
ok x
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remember when I went into the back of a young girl at a roundabout at low speed (first and only accident ever) so no damage really and thought I'd get fucked by insurance, but she got out took a look at me and smiled then said sorry to me lmao, then I told her I couldn't see any damage and she agreed, smiled again, and then we drove off. I like to think my shagger appearance got my out of that one.
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>>202468056
I would’ve just rammed you off the road you sound like a faggot
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>>202468083
WHAT
why did you smell it?
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>>202468097
the experts
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>>202467981
ESHUTA?
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>>202467837
>british guy living on an island of 350k people
350k is pretty massive
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legdaytoil looms
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>>202468103
There are a million ways you could prove you're in Iceland but you can't do it as you're on a VPN because you're a loser no friends incel freak whose whole life is this thread where no one likes you
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>>202468114
remember when i went into the back of your mum at your mum's house at incredible speed
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interesting amount of blood when wiping my arse there
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>get car washed
>lovely and pristine
>go home and park it
>3 days later it looks like its been retrieved from a bog
>most other people's cars look pretty much fine at any given time somehow
Really wish I had a proper garage to park it in so it doesn't get immediately covered in dirty rainwater, bird shit and misc detritus from trees
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>>202468193
weren't you just trying to convince people you're not 190
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>>202468056
>Arguably there would have been room for both cars
I remember thinking this when there was a parked car on my side of the road and an oncoming car too, the gap seemed huge, and instead of waiting, I tried to zip through the gap and my mirror clipped the parked car and took that cunt's mirror right off. Kept going, looking at all the glass on the floor in my rear mirror, and pretended I didn't even notice because I didn't know what to do and had nothing to write on. Somehow my mirror was completely fine. Shits me up every time now.
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The “Hot Rodent Man” Trend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfO50Ieoz5E
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>>202468156
very happy to keep you stewing in this furious delusion actually
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>>202468254
You'll stop using this VPN node in a day or two anyway I really don't care
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>>202468221
bf was a bit rough was he?
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>>202468252
whens it going to be our turn penguinbros
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>>202468233
my da's had his cleaned today and he's parked it round the corner to avoid the shit off the trees
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>>202468250
After I passed my test, the first time I went in my mum's car like the next day I hit someone's wing mirror who was parked on a junction within about 1 minute of leaving our house. He kicked off big time as well. Thankfully dadberg there to sort it all out as I had no fucking clue what you were meant to do.
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>>202468296
yeah your dad was a bit rough last night
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>>202468250
Circled back 5 minutes later when the school traffic arrived on the same road, so they could take the blame for the damage, and so I could examine the damage up close before disappearing into obscurity again. Noticed weeks later they installed security cameras LMAO.
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>>202467957
ive been there pal. had an oriental gf at uni. id moved away for uni, she came from hong kong originally. spoke perfect English and getting to know her was great. but truthfully in the back of my mind i knew it was off, she was wealthy and im working class background, that sort of thing. remember during a break i went home and showed pictures to friends and family. my male friends did chinky eyes and made jokes but weren't bothered. my family were polite and just gave me that knowing look that they are letting me make my own mistakes. but the girls i grew up with were laughing at me and not in that jokey way like the lads. wish id understood it and gone with my guts. then again the sex was good.
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>>202468347
Trees are the culprit. Nice tree lined avenue they say - no its just bird shit and sticky sap everywhere plus no sunshine in your garden. Massive trees fucking everywhere round here.
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fuck it, might get on the proverbial cans
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>>202468357
Grim. I don't actually know what you are supposed to do when you don't know whose car it is since I never been in the situation. Also I don't know how angry people get so I hope it doesn't happen. Are you supposed to clean it up?
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>>202468427
I hit a mirror once and drove off. Then a few months later, someone hit my mirror and drove off. Karma i guess
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>>202468377
>my family were polite and just gave me that knowing look that they are letting me make my own mistakes
what mistake
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>>202468377
>truthfully in the back of my mind i knew it was off, she was wealthy and im working class background, that sort of thing
happened to me too with a dubai/saudi girl I've posted about before, thought this the whole time through the multiple years long relationship and it did end eventually for a lot of reasons but I think just a fundamental difference like that was hard
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>>202468289
home wifi got permabanned presumably because janny thought it was a proxy (annoying but understandable), he may block me off entirely with a rangeban so you may get your wish
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>>202466420
>>202466420
>>202466420
>>202466420
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>>202468233
For me it was going to the hardware store to get mason grinding wheels, getting a carwash and then grinding down some concrete in front of the side door to the garage
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get a tarp for your car if you're that gay about it
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>Horses evolved in the Americas around four million years ago, but by about 10,000 years ago, they had mostly disappeared from the fossil record, per the Conversation. Spanish settlers likely first brought horses back to the Americas in 1519, when Hernán Cortés arrived on the continent in Mexico.

just found this out
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>>202468427
Think I would just leave a note with my details on it if they weren't there. Maybe put the wingmirror or whatever by their door or somewhere where it won't get run over. This one had a chav sat in his mini with his rancid girlfriend. Shouldn't have parked opposite a junction anyway.
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>>202468489
in that instance it was being in a relationship with someone unsuitable. neither of my parents went to uni and werent enthusiastic about me going so turning up months later telling them all about this girl i thought i was in love with but to them was wildly exotic was in hindsight pretty daft.
its the same look my mum gave me when i told her i was building a treehouse when i was about 11. i assume when i called her up telling her about the breakup she then had the same look on her face as when i fell out of the tree and was crying for help at the bottom of the garden. sort of a knowing half eye roll half pity.

>>202468501
thats what im saying.
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>>202468639
but what's the mistake?
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>>202468690
being in a relationship with someone unsuitable then breaking up and crying about it
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>>202468733
>someone unsuitable
dont get why class difference is unsuitable
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>>202468764
it wasnt just class but that was one factor. it was race. background. outlook. all those things that influence the person we are made the relationship unsuitable.
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>>202468856
do you think if she was from your suburb your family would be cool with it?
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>>202468969
sorry i went to tesco
we dont really have suburbs like in Australia. at least not where i live, its all just towns, some smaller than others. and a city about 30-60 miles in each direction except north.
my current gf lives in a town 20 minutes drive away. its the posh town. my family adore her but she isnt exotic or too different, just a bit posh where my family is concerned. there isnt a racial element, there is a familiarity and ive not really considered it till now.
i never would have met my oriental ex if i hadnt gone to uni. the circumstances just wouldn't have occurred. ive only been to Australia once but it seemed a lot more multicultural than England.
there are lots of pakis in my home town but they keep to themselves and we keep to ours. i think if i was in a relationship with one there would be a lot of hostility. my family wouldnt bother being polite. the lads would make curry jokes but actually mean them. the girls wouldnt want one around the and id end up isolated from my mates, even my siblings and cousins. id expect the same from the pakis. in that instance i actually think the proximity would be the issue, rather than the differences



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