Celtic edition
"impernance is the buddhaood... the uimpernanece of gras, trees, and forest is verily the buddhahood. The iumperanence of th eperons' body and mind isv erily the buddhahood. The ipmerance of the country and secenere is verily the buddhahood."
>>202470598https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY2OeSwL7-s
cannae believe we are gonna win the chmapions league
celtic mentioned
Should I move?
*slowly trundles into thread in a StuG III and hops out*
Thought it was Thursday :/
arabs good polacks LE BAD
>>202470598>Irish flag>in ScotlandOdd
>>202470628seen them irl numerous times
She's not a bird you can cage, she'll fly away, and each passing day, she slips away
>>202470634all of a sudden I fancy going to Toby Carvery!
>>202470676wow! thats so cool! ^.^
Get the Gundams watched
>>202470676lighters?
Barbs was rightwe mocked her but she was right
>>202470714yeah mate
(8) I know you wanted me to stayBut I can't ignore the crazy visions of me in LAAnd I heard that there's a special placeWhere boys and girls can all be queens every single day (8)
>>202470665come home Radosław
enjoyed that post. the one where he trundled
its funny because /r9k/ emigrated here to complain about immigrants
>>202470723hold on mate ill just get my magnifying glass out and get back to you
>>202470689>Toby CarveryI didn't know Mouse Nonce had a business
me getting my face sprayed with gravel
>>202470747sometimes u can see a camel toe
>>202470773crickey he's look a bit worse for wear
2025 is going to be my year.For real this time. I'm setting the ground work now.Also it ends it 25, it's a nice number. Must be good.
love my banana lighter
whats the 4chan of cars
>>202470811love YOU
toby
>>202470802asf
>>202470806thsi is a cope LMAO
aussies lost to this lmao
>>202470819Cybertruck
how did aussies survive before sunscreen was invented
>>202470773id survive this
>>202470773When she farts while you're doing it from the back
>>202468969sorry i went to tesco and dunno if you are still about. we dont really have suburbs like in Australia. at least not where i live, its all just towns, some smaller than others. and a city about 30-60 miles in each direction except north.i never would have met my oriental ex if i hadnt gone to uni. the circumstances just wouldn't have occurred. ive only been to Australia once but it seemed a lot more multicultural than England.my current gf lives in a town 20 minutes drive away. its the posh town. my family adore her but she isnt exotic or too different, just a bit posh where my family is concerned. there isnt a racial element, there is familiarity, and ive not really considered it till now.there are lots of pakis in my home town but they keep to themselves and we keep to ours. i think if i was in a relationship with one there would be a lot of hostility. my family wouldnt bother being polite. the lads would make curry jokes but actually mean them. the girls wouldnt want one around them and id end up isolated from my mates, even my siblings and cousins. id expect the same from the pakis. in that instance i actually think the proximity would be the issue, rather than the differences
>>202470811>>202470826beautiful amazing posts
Reform Conference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEheGwtey_k
>>202470819vauxhall insignia estate
>>202470845project on
>>202470773what is the purpose of this test?
grr!!
>>202470855they got buff abo’s to spunk over their faces
>>202470819No idea, but I kind of want to buy a vintage Porsche
>>202470773test run before I get my bollocks blown to smithereens
>>202470773if you were wearing a suit of armour would you survive this?
>>202470907seems more likely the british would kill the abos and wear their skin
>>202470878ah yes let's watch the party led by the man who happily said he wouldn't deport any illegal immigrants and that whites becoming a minority "isn't a concern for him">open stream>Zia Yusuf, the Goldman Sachs banker who got the chairman job after donating tonnes of money speakinghilariousjoke party
stopping by Burlington Arcade for a new boater hat before darts at Boodle's
>>202470888israel backed study on how many kids a rocket can kill at once
>>202470855Clothes>>202470885Now say that in 11th century Khoe
>>202470855Sunscreen is a literal scam that causes more cancer than it prevents
>>202470878>politicsdont care pal
>>202470773without the wall behind him it would just sail through him and he might survive
>>202470938seethe on leftypol
>>202470819
>>202470811still got my one I got from a 7-11 in Japan last year that I'm fond of
>>202470953well thats not true is it
>>202471004huh what you mean?
>>202470738i am home
incel science where random things give you super cancer and eating raw ground beef is good for you
>>202470773corr is that deadliest warriorused to love that show as a young un
>lighter, japan:O
>>202470953agree with that but what about after sun lotion? i never wear sunscreen but the once a year i get burnt ill use after sun before i shower and that stuff really works. turns the red skin into tan without peeling. must be some fucked up chemicals but i figure once a year cant be that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWNCBc1g_7U
*enters thread*alri
a kind reminder to our yank friends that they aren't at all welcome here and that they should fuck off
>>202471063get some olive oil, get it slathered
Just applied to rent a flat lads, fingers crossed for me. It's in a fucking amazing location, going to be absolutely gutted if I don't get it. I've already mentally moved in.
>>202471004>In summary, results from this meta-analysis suggested that sunscreens use is not associated with the risk of malignant melanoma. Further studies with more participants and more cases are wanted to confirm this result.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4402823/Sort of
>>202470953alarming if true
and the very latest from suelad and his japanese gf?
>>202470598
there is no such thing as a party that will reduce immigration (let alone deport anyone), yes even the most far right crypto fascist rorke party won't do itthere is no democratic solution to this problem
right time to go for a well-adjusted-individual walk
>>202470886haha
how do I make gfberg comfortable enough to fart around me
>>202471094Mate please just have sex!
>>202471142line must go up
>>202471100not a bad shout. it will have to wait till next year. summer is over.
>>202471133became a normie and left /brit/ forever. quite based of him desu
>>202470991>lighter:/>lighter, JAPAN:O
i saw one ColdOnes video where Max put on a maid outfit and looked relaly cutehe was told that he actually looks cute and to that he was just like, basically "yeah yeah i know"
>>202470675Union flags in the north of Ireland are what's odd desu
why can't we have politicians like this
mad how the recession in the 00s and 10s made people have less sex
>>202471050>>202471185>
>>202471148fart around her
>>202471050it has sentimental value because it reminds me of a nice holiday, I originally bought it simply because I needed a lighter
>>202471148you put off judgemental vibes so you've gotta change that
>>202471185>>202471234
noo black people cant be nazis they wouldnt do that
>>202471103how does that make a difference to my life? im supposed to sit here with my fingers crossed for an indeterminate amount of time and for what
>>202471148took my gf literally like three years to start farting around me, you've just got to wait lad
chat is this realhttps://lego-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/LEGO_Johnny_English:_the_video_game
>>202471141
It's so, so over.
>>202471148Feed her beans and then squeeze her really hard
>>202471267*pins you down with my humongous arse and then lets rip a foul, rancid trump right into your face while you suffocate and scratch and slaw beneath my bunda*
>>202471267>im supposed to sit here with my fingers crossed for an indeterminate amount of timeyes>and for whatso i get my flat
>>202471272was she pregnant? my gf wouldnt fart around me till i knocked her up
ice spice farting sex arse
this is what Austarlians look like
(8) OH SHE A SAD LITTLE SINNER IN THE MIRROR THE DEVIL WORKS HARD LIKE MY LIVER (8)
>>202471279i can see her vagina and arse
Australians
>>202471347hows your child
just want them back...
>>202471148Why would you want that, it's disgusting
>>202471377no you cantbe quiet
>>202471384kek boris was so zany
>>202471279need a skeleton gf
tobylerone
>>202471380not born yet. due at christmas. im excited and a bit terrified
>>202471410dtfic the freak
>>202471377why is so dark in there
lets hope it's a masculine child
>>202471447munted kjt vibes
>>202470878FARAGE IS ONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEheGwtey_k
>>202471412name him rorke for de lads
crazy how this is racist
>>202471384can't believe he actually got away with this
>>202471433buttplug
>>202471461Hopefully he's announcing his resignation and sacking Tice and Yusuf
Is it weird to go to KFC drive thru just to get a Pepsi?
don’t care that my willy has lost half an inch, absolutely will NOT stop me wanking multiple times per day
>>202471510No. Why would that be weird?
>>202471433she will have put vaseline on her vagina so it doest get chaffed up on the bobsled
>>202471463smartschoolboy9 is basedking of brit
did smartschoolboy8 have a job
david lammy's substack in the news again
>>202471461no one careselection is over and farage already betrayed his voters
>>202471395It's the boomer aged people's fault we can't afford houses. I'll live with my folks no guilt no apologies.
learning tinglish lads
>>202471510get some popcorn chicken
(8) sometimes i feel like i want to jump out of a helicopter when im looking at you (8)
>>202471519recorded my willy the other day and it looked absolutely peng
>>202471510obviously yes, just go to the fucking shopspacker
learning woglish so I can communicate with the coloureds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toIXxUKOA4cI love KEXP so much
>>202471551right-wingers will never succeed because of defeatists cunts like you throwing in the towel the milisecond you don't get everything you want
is diego here?
>>202471526You say it’s not and >>202471573 he says it is, he even calls me a spacker because of it.
>>202471586speak
>>202471462having a daughter. i want to name her Patricia after my grandmother but gfberg keeps laughing whenever i suggest it. she will come round
sucking a fanta fruit twist
>>202471593right-wingers will never succeed because every time we elect someone they immediately betray everything they campaigned on in a futile attempt to appeal to people who would never vote for them
might mince about in front of the mirror for a bit
It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me
you now remember thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IrI94OIJ67M
>>202471615the bloke saying it isn't is being sarcastic or is hoping you humiliate yourself
>>202471622don’t know enough to communicate with subsaharans such as yourself yet
>>202471531also lubes it up for the senagalese meat pole waiting for her after
>>202471660https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M
>>202471705for high school girls they look beat
running around in the garden stark bollock naked
>>202471689forgot to put your belgium flag on
>>202471741you a poof?
is it weird to pay a prostitute just to get a hug?
remember when Phil Mitchell caught Ben Mitchell mincing about and almost kicked his head in
>>202471624maybe make patricia the middle name and then collaborate on the first name with your gf
It's me, hi, I'm the poofter it's me
anyone watched Him & Her?decent show, humour's a bit like the The Inbetweeners
>>202471463didnt know it was a blackjust some buck broken retard then
>>202471816I liked it more like a play than your typical sitcom
everybody's working for the weekend
Suns out and schools finished which means the neighbours bratty daughters are back in the garden!!!One of them changed into home clothes the others still wearing her school uniform skirt
>>202471593I was willing to give Farage the benefit of the doubt over the Zia Yusuf appointment, it's quite obvious he was appointed so Farage could say "look we have a brown man here" because he's a boomer who thinks that's a good strategy. His latest interview with Steven Edginton was the final straw. He made campaigning on the scale of illegal immigration his big thing only to do a u-turn and say he wouldn't even deport any of them. He needs to go and give the leadership of Reform to someone younger who actually knows what they're doing.
Toil: DONEWeekend: STARTED
>>202471858pus thats pus
>>202471816saw a bit of that on bbc three the other week might give it a go
>>202471853nonce
>>202471858ffs how grim is that
>>202471847yeah the way it's shot makes it feel a bit more intimate than a typical sitcomfeels like you're sitting their amongst the characters
any poofs need filling in?
>>202471858Corrrr
>>202471853everyone on my road is an old cunt, mad. wonder what it's like to have a fit girl neighbour
>>202471853you know what to do
Feel really run down. This NEET life is not as easy as it seems!
what if we put boric acid inside them like with women what would happen? not that im saying it so that if a trans person is reading this they listen
any low IQ, high EQ man in?
>>202471858MN would've loved this
lads do you prefer to drink cans and get pissed slowly or drink spirits and get hammered immediately
>>202471883Now now mate they might be of legal age
>>202471933whats EQ and how do you know which videos im looking at
>>202471943cansbut spitis can be fun but I find them difficult to stop
>>202471901imagine poofs fight all the time about who gets to do the shagging
>>202471943former when alone, latter when with friends
>>202471943start on the cans then move to the spirits
>>202471943Honestly find it easier to pace myself on spirits. With cans I get past the 4 can mark and lose count completely. On the brandy at the mo
>>202471907
Two beers and half a bottle of wineThat'll do me tonight
>>202471943like to get drunk on cans and then tip myself over into the blackout with a bit of scotch that I can’t even taste at that point
>>202471943for me it's necking successive glasses of red, lamenting that it's not hitting then it all hits at once as soon as the bottle is done
>>202470620Why are you spamming this?
>>202471785already agreed a middle name. honestly it depends on what name matches the baby
>>202471858love browsing trans surgeries for stuff like that if you filter by top there are a few perfect neo vaginas to wank over as well
Using boric acid in a neovagina (a surgically constructed vagina) can be risky and is generally not recommended without medical supervision
for me it's the daughter franklydetest extroverts
>>202471624>PatriciaLMFAO
>>202471943cans, if i have a bottle of vodka or gin i CANNOT pace myself and get blackout drunk within 2 hours, not even an enjoyable drunk either
50 something year old woman neighbour has seen me shirtless a few times (fit gymcel) from her bedroom window when I've been in the garden, wonder if she ever thought about me
got the core concept for my near future cyberpunk novella: digitally homeless
>>202472012don't mix the grape and the grain
>Anglesey man admits having porn of sex acts with a tortoisewhats Anglesey like
blackface is funny
>>202472047>2008
>>202472084Just nonsense isn't itA couple of beers then wine with your mealVery normal and nice
>>202472072always get a stiffy when i see a shirtless lad in the garden
using boring acid in a post (a post on /brit/)
FUCK r/mapporn they all keep saying scotland isnt a real country i hope they all die
>>202472089It's lovely
how did you know i saw that video and thought about that
>>202472072yh she wondered if you even lift
Can't eat grapes then some bread That's impossible according to /brit/. Or you will die
Canadian mind control 5G huaiwei
i wish but whatever
>>202472129ignore the nigels
me prowling for fanny
any 9 days off man in
>>202470960yeah a 4 inch wide hole through your torso isn't lethal at all
>>202471858Genuinely what is the expectation trans people have when they get this surgery?They are aware that it's essentially an open wound and not an actual vagina. Why do I see so many of them complaining about it?
Buying a Japanese turntable with an English plinth
yeah neck a bottle of wine and 8 cans and see how you get on in the morning fella you just crack on pal
>>202472186HATE them
>>202472207survivable with modern surgery
>>202472185i wish i was a little bit taller y'all
>>202472216Two beers and half a bottle of wine for meI'll be sprightly tomorrow morning and do my walk at 7am
You gotta shiteFor your rightTo farty
wine is vile as a getting drunk drinkonly nice to drink when paired with nice food
>been at same firm for 6 years so shop around while waiting to hear about promotion>interview really well, had good crack with the interviewers and fit the bill in terms of being able to mentor junior staff, QA reports and manage site work>oh sorry we decided to hire someone at a junior grade insteadWhat's all that about, why do companies even bother saying they want senior staff/managers to interview if they have no intention of paying them?I feel like they were waiting for some daft cunt with years of experience willing to take on a senior role for like £30k
anyone else feel absolutely disgusting after having a wank until they shower? i have a system of tissue to mop it up, baby wipes to clean the remainder, then a piss to wash away anything potentially lingering inside yet it doesn't matter, i feel vile and smelly until i shower
>>202472137unless you're a turtle
>>202472224same
>>202472213technics sl-1210? Which plinth?
>>202472208Contrary to popular belief most of them are low IQ and very mentally ill to the point of delusion. People like that are easy to take advantage of and are sold something that doesn't exist (SRS).
>>202471775yes. if you pay them they will expect a shag. or at least to give you a massage and handy. honestly think they will be annoyed and maybe pissed off if you dont let them get on with it. imagine how insecure that would make a woman to pay her and just ask to give her a hug. they might be whores but they are still woman.
>>202471279do italian women usually have massive arses?
>>202472262sounds like you have may have a touch of the 'tism pal
>>202472253It's headache juice, the drunk it gives isn't conducive to having a good time.
>>202472224stop browsing reddit then petal x
Speakerphone on a busy train carriage is it? Very good
>>202472129fuck em'
>>202472190Quite ironic that 'time off in lieu' abbreviates to toil.
>>202472262nope. ever wank in the shower and the cum turns into a jelly glue like substance which is very hard to wash off
>>202472317yes the irony is not lost on me aha
>>202472190any plans?
>>202472273I wish, going to save up for the SL-1300 in the future but for now I'm getting a good deal on a Denon DP-80 with an Acoustand plinth
bluds got a pritt-stick for a willer
Nipping in the shower, does anyone want anything?
>>202472258I've been at the same company since my first job in 2012. Every time I start thinking of maybe looking at other prospects I mysteriously get promoted.If I google job offers with my job title the offered salaries are always lower than my current salary. I'd have to move abroad for a proper upgrade and I'm too lazy for that.
for me it's Samsung Galaxy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdpuS4RoZUAhydrazine
>>202472213buy a 70s Linn LP12 with an SME or Rega tonearm costs a few hundred less than a new SL-1210 and will sound much better considering the SL prioritises vibration protection over sound quality
>>202472190meit begins on 27th
>>202472055Patricia is a nice traditional name. It's Latin. My gran went by Pat but i'd call my daughter Patsy.
my hair looks quite nice today. look quite dashing if i do say so myself
>>202472208they exist in a totally different world where those scenarios are "worst case" and definitely wont happen to them. every single person around them including their doctor promotes how magical it is and how most of the time you can't even tell the difference between it and a "biological" vagina!plus they are usually autistic and depressed and hyperfixate on how if they just didnt have that damn willy they could finally be happy
wow now i know that musrad gas isnt a gas
fair isle knit in the post, ready to shag
discovered the autist cheatcode is to just ask loads of questionspeople LOVE talking about themselves, thank god I hate talking about myself
>>202472275>man who wants to chop his dick off and stitch the tattered remnants into a weird pastiche of a vagina is mentally unstableWho'da thunk it
>>202472388mate......
LIVERPOOL
*sips*
imported ann frank sex arse just exploded ffs
>>202472439do you take these yourself?
>>202472347Loofah up the arse ta
>judeo-christianyank made up nonsense word
>>202472422yeah but it helps to be genuinely interest and make yourself interested, that's all conversation is, always ask more and relate if you think of something similar. the biggest issue I have is that I just don't fucking care about anyone else enough to maintain friendships
>>202472335I was thinking about going mushroom hunting but I think it's still too warm and sunny for thatprobably mostly wanking and playing games
>>202472467Nah they're all off twitter
wow, hydrazine is a scary chemical
if I had money to spare I'd hire prostitutes only to act shocked and horrified when I 'discover' they don't have willies. I'd apologise profusely saying I was SURE they were trans, and just pay them and leave.
>>202472475it really is just a pragerU propaganda phrase
>UK deputy prime minister Angela Rayner and chancellor Rachel Reeves both took thousands of pounds of work clothing from rich donors that were declared as generic support for their workThey're finished and they've barely even started
>>202472504had a prozzie once follow me down the street asking me to shag her
>>202472422hahahahaha i remember figuring this out, luckily i'm good at listening and thinking of novel things to ask
hydrazeez nuts
this might be a dunelm-kruger but i've only just passed my test and i honestly believe i'm better than 80% of drivers on the road
>>202472437Whats up lad?
>>202472536cor i reckon you was in there
>>202472535fucking hell lmao
>>202472536well did you?
>>202472546As someone gets more comfortable driving they get more lax in the things you're more alert to
>>202472546>dunelm-krugergiggled
>>202472485does your name begin with an 'E' perchance?
13 appointments seen in a whole year826 people waiting for their first appointment Genuinely takes the piss
this video was uploaded 24 minutes ago!
>>202472553your daughter needs a real name like McKarty or Maegynne
>>202472535It’s all so grim.Will be a sad sight once the final hereditary peers are gone from the House of Lords.
>>202472579nah desperation is off-putting but she probably would've let me shag her for no cost, seemed quite excited
>>202472546Don't remember 90% of the stuff I learned. Don't know what most of the road signs mean.Don't speed and don't crash into anything is the only thing most people have in mind.
poo for breakfastpoo for dinnerpoo for teapoo for supper
>>202472535why are british women like this
>>202472601nh
why is every liquid i consume going into nothing but manufacturing snot
>>202472675ktim
>the last people to have their initial assessments were referred in September 2016
oh and by the way my solution i got before has all evaporated off and left some yellow oil (from Californian poppy)
>>202472690noseberg stealing all resources as per
the one in the skirt did a forward roll on the ground ToT
>>202472718mate...
>>202472708is that good or bad
my jawline is shaped like a narrow upside down trapezoid
>>202472675snot nosed little runt arent you (me too)
>>202472739thats what i wanted
>>202472755yay!
wow that cummy stuff in the seethrough piss bottle isnt cum its crystals and i have a jar in my shed of some dish soap, or something. it has that same cum in it. i have no idea what is in the jar but it is a lovely shade of violet/purple with a nice refraction index
>>202472810
LOVE chemistry mousey, best mousey for sure
Toby is currently brushing his teeth with cummy piss crystals, gross!
>>202472535sold out the country for a burberry trackiedisgrace
ill take a picture of the jar later the picture will never be as nice as it looks in real life. it also smells quite nice (because its dish soap)
I liked tobacco jar storage system arc
>>202472879cant afford to do that anymore
>>202472859dont put chlorine in that jar too! >.<
>>202472895yeah you probably figured that it was that i guess its sodium hydroxide and something like that, with some dish soap
want to have a shag. had an escort a few weeks ago and had a good time but not sure its a good idea right now.
starting on my sugary energy drinks now to make some piss for the orange peel bottles i had some sugar free drink because i ate a curry and worried about an insulin spike stealing all my sugar. that said, the first piss is going in with the orange segments as those contain the most sugar
>>202472994>>202472994>>202472994
want to get more into chess but I'm anxious about playing onlinecan relax and take it easy against bots
