>"Cars? Nah. For me, it's public transpo-ACK!" edition
>>202475274the New York subway was perfectly safe when I rode it multiple times in 2006-2009. carfags will look for any excuse to shut themselves away from the real world, not realizing that the lack of criminal convictions is also why their catalytic converter is missing.
So I'm not the sole fatty lover on /brit/ huh? There are other gigachads like me?
poo
why nobody getting up and beating the shit out of him
>>202475440foul
They're going to Epstein that Poof Diddler fella.
>>202474881insane how girls are so intimate with each otherblokes would never do shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/aLOehUEojYowow so the bottle of bones and vitamin C used up all the air inside of it and compressed it in the same way as this
Pinching and stroking my arse hair. Gotten a bit long and needs a trim I reckon.
AI may take my job but no chunk of metal can ever disappoint my parents the way I do.
>>202475451He has crackhead strength and nothing to lose
showbusiness idea: Jamaican Wings cover band called Tings
>>202475440
>>202475502HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
newest bald and bankrupt india video is a bangerand the seethe from indians is palpable
>>202475440my gf is a chubber but nothing like that
positioned my mr sheen bottle in such a manner that it is now blocking the view of the timer on my air fryerin order to gauge how much time is left, i will now have to get up and move the aforementioned bottlefrustrating really
>>202475519you can already hear a reggae version of Band On the Run can't you
>>202474667No it’s just that the other week a friend posted in a group chat (that my ex gf is still in, but she never posts) asking what town “anon and his girlfriend” live in, but was referring to a different person with the same name.Later that day, my ex gf cancelled our Spotify duo subscription and have recently noticed that I haven’t seen her online on whatsapp for a while (yes I still check her whatsapp out of habit) so I’m putting two and two together.So, if she doesn’t remember that there was another guy with the same name as me, she probably thinks I have a new girlfriend and that I’m living with her or something. And I’m still carrying a lot of guilt and shame around for the way the relationship panned out and the way it ended, and I know that if she thinks I have a new gf, she will be angry and hate me even more probably. So I’m basically just caring a lot and feeling sad about things that are out of my control./blog
>>202475506Imagine pounding this landwhale while pushing your feet off a wall or the bed frame so you can thrust significantly harder and making it wobble like the fat obese pig she is. Hot.
>>202475440love a really filthy bbw wank when hungoversofia rose makes me coom buckets when i get the rod of the dog
>>202475523If it's that good then go watch it on a loop forever and don't come back Go watch your little hero and stop advertising
>>202475540why not hold your phone right out and use the camera to view the timer on the air fryer without having to get up?
cease posting fatties
>>202475595why are you so salty?grow up you little freak
>>202475540what are you frying with air for dinner?
>>202475451And then get sued and locked up like that dude who choked to death a rabid negro? I can picture the headlines “An innocent NYC subway performer beloved by local community mercilessly beaten by a far-right White supremacist”.
>>202475616this but only because it's making my william hard and I wanked an hour ago
>>202475531What's her weight and height?
>Bigots not welcome in Reform UK, says Nigel Faragerorke on the ropes
Evening lads <3 how are we then x
idea for a gem: a crying wojak interacting with a pepe printer
how do you even develop a fat girl fetish
>>202475731become me
>>202475723sex
>>202475723where's the penis?
>>202475731Be mentally ill.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2pv-Qm332XEbizarre
>>202475731Don't know. I always liked them. When other kids would laugh at fat girls I secretly liked them. Nobody in my family is fat. It's probably some evolutionary and biology thing that can't be properly accounted for.
>>202475723corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>202475731Basically he knows he can only get fat women because he offers nothing to anyone so he fools himself into thinking they're attractive But the truly sad part is he can't even get them He'll die a virgin!
>>202475708would be funnier if it was an office space recreation and the pepe is getting bashed to bits by cryjak nevertheless pepe printer is still smug
>>202475762Only mentally ill people find thin women attractive. Women are meant to be nice, plump, well fed and soft.
>>2024756705'6" and probably 14 stone
Reform hate immigrants but have to pretend they don'tThe Tories love immigrants but have to pretend they don'tMad really
going to start tracking my income and expenses using software
>>202475817Not bad, good start. Leave snacks around the house and she'll balloon up.
>>202475833>Reform hate immigrantsTheir leader is married to an immigrant mate and has just said he has no problem with whites being replaced lmfao, are you dense or something? Think that might be taking the pretending a tad too far
It should be legal to kill seagulls, especially baby seagullsThey're so fucking loud and annoying, constantly crying extremely loudlyThere's on a roof a significant distance away and it's crying every half second non stop for hoursI hope its mother is dead and I hope it dies soon
>>202475842Get a Monzo bank account and it will do it for you. I switched from a traditional bank to Monzo and it's far superior. All the other banks are stuck in a boomer mindset.
RORKE RUN
>>202475898>How can they be pretending when they're not pretendingMate
>>202475916>Monzo bank accountNo thanks mate I would rather not have a fake bank for Deliveroo riders and drug dealers ta
I can feel the magic cum powder working, my last three loads have been great even yesterday's lazy one
>>202475879we are trying to lose weight
>>202475898What politicians with access to power or close to achieving power say isn't actually what they believe or think. You do understand that?>>202475955It's not a fake bank you retard
Hey lads, im posting from the middle of the bloody bush ahaMe and the lads just downed a shitload of cans each
was mental when he found out that he was attractive like 12 weeks ago
>>202476042EJ
>>202476042E____ ____
Successfully did my pooIt wasn't easy but I did it
poor me. poor me. pour me another drink.
ah, i see you know your magic well
*does a little dance*
>getting dark at 18:40
>>202476147alri alan
>>202476171based
skibidi toilet funeral song
>>202475957You should be hitting the gym to get muscular and strong, while the missus stays at home eating. That's now nature intended it.
the scrandemic
too soon too soon too soon too soonwhen you're young and your lover dies too soon
not messaged back my tinder match. we had a good convo last sunday. no messages on monday. she messaged me on tuesday but ive not replied. is there any way i can save it lads? shes not unmatched.
would love to shoot from a microwave down a scaffoling pipe or something into scraniels window
>>202476224looks like an uncut willer poking out
Love farting at air purifierberg and watching it go mental
mad how if you play verve bitter sweet symphony video muted with fugazi waiting room it syncs uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyu1KKwC74https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3LXkdpHNOQ
Horrible post after horrible post. Dire.
What is /brit/s favourite season of Taskmaster
just washed some rice before it went in the rice cooker
>>202476214im too fat. nearly 20 stone. if i lift too much my heart will explode. i need to lose weight. and she wants to lose weight to prepare for when we tie the knot and start a family
>if i lift too much my heart will explodetheres a regular sized skeleton inside of you
>>202476328Stop using 4chan as social media platform you sad little incel.
mami
>>202476340Of course you do you fat cunt
>>202476301never watched any of that woke shite
bollocks: batteredclue: gottendiego: deported
It's saddening how few people ITT know what these different sects even meanle sigh
>>202476281you'll dirty the filter with your muck doing that
>>202476294It's britfeel Notice the rise in frogposting as well Dogshit little lot
>>202476400they should all be boiled in piss
>>202476389rude. ive already lost 2 stone. and im 6'1" so i carry the weight well, just need the spare tyre gone
>>202476400didn't know there were loads of muzzies in those islands near australia desu
>>202476400why dont you go back to them countries where they do then
>>202476400I barely understand the different sect of Christianity and I was raised catholic
Just donated my old mobile, dvds and games to Sir Keir Starmer
>>202476400Load of shi'ite
wogs you say? not too fond of them
>>202476293not trying this sorry
>>202476488easy. All of it? Shite. God? Not real
Sir Dior Starmer
>>202476293good music both those
It's Always Sunni in Riyadh
just got on the ginberg
just shagged a migrant
the left be like>da jooooooos did those explosions fucking chuds
>>202476435Disgusting vile pathetic scampering little weasels`
>>202476613It was the Jews thougheverbeit
>easy. All of it? Shite. God? Not real
pondering a wank before dinner
>>202476662touch grass, incel
tired of doing poos. must have dropped 5 today.
>>202476400sunny side up for me
>>202476682why?
doing taxitoil for parentbergshad the incel meal for one at spoons now I'm just sat in a park for an hour
if there was no porn on the internet i probably wouldn't wank very often
Thoughts on the rape slug?
>>202476689why??
[kanye voice] it was a JEWISH explosion
>>202476682On shabbas? Oy vey!
How about them scotch people. They make the Irish look like the British. Wales stands alone.
>>202476759I do indeed think quite highly of myselfwhy do you ask?
>>202476740>sat in a park for an hourbit noncey
>>202476740What did you have?
>>202476773just because i defend Jews im a Jew? i hate Jews and Israel. YOU hate Jews and blame all of your failures on them
I think it's cool how girls shove cucumbers and carrots and such up their pussy. Just like conceptually and it's not something I have great interest in watching per se.
>>202476766im fat so some days are just like this.
>>202476785true
>>202476753would your libido be lower though
touching grass is the most chud thing you can do though. tradwives walking barefoot throw the fields to milk the family cow for raw milk is rorke's ideal life
Black men.White women.
>>202476613This big titty pager sales girl won the meme war for Israel.
>>202476831https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGMGyfKd6M
>>202476851dunno
or niggers as i like to call them
>>202476800I'm not touching myself or anythingthis is one of those dedicated to a dead bloke benches as well, perish through thought>>202476806ten (10) chicken wings, chips, and a pint of some local amber ale
need all social media abolished
I don't know if I just got fucking scammed. I got a text message about a parking fine and the link took me to the DVLA website. I put my license plate in, then my payment details, the website had the spinning loading thingie in the centre. It took ages so I fucked it off to try and do it on my desktop. Now the same link takes me to a clothing website called Stockx.
>>202476859
>>202476740whats parents up to this evening
>>202476910thank you saar
>>202476921the Jews were probably behind this brainwashing of the US president
>>202476926vineyard tour I bought for mum's birthday, hence the taxiing
>>202476910omds
>>202476807>No, nooooooo, I'm not a Jew, I hate them even more than you do, that's why I defend them!
*surreptitiously applies for membership in the French Federation of Protestants*
>>202476910you utter fucking spastic
oh it was probably a different anon in that other thread, like someone else said before
>>202476910>a clothing website called Stockx.lmao
'ber Eats Pizza Express for one this evening
>>202476859Mad how we had to pretend he was worse than Hitler but now we have to pretend he was just kooky and misunderstood because Trump
>>202476921Based?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T CHECK THE DATE ON THE TEXTI'M FUCKING DRUNK AND I BLAME THAT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGH
rorke buying some creps from stockx.com
>>202476997>oy vey! shalom rabbi, unless you are not a Jew, in which case i hate Jews>hey, you arent a Jew, are you? youre a goy- i mean, "person" too, right?
>>202476973something very inhumane and grim about filming soldiers deaths for fun
Donating a Mossball to Sir Keir
sun's gone in and my bench spot is getting coldfuck sake
might go chinky opposite and get some chicken balls
>>202477089had a chinkers last night when steaming otherwise i'd be on this
>>202477089think you've already got some chicken balls, lad
>>202477062MATEfreeze your card nowyou can usually do it from your mobile banking appphone and request a new debit cardalso mve all you money out your current account to your savings
Why yes Dadberg, I WOULD like to watch random episodes of 70s sitcoms we've all seen countless times before
might go to the Jew opposites and get some free money without strings attached
>>202477062please calm down saar no need to be getting upset now saar your monies will go toward my bank account saar thank you saar
Peterkay.jpgCHICKEN BALLS?
everybody is accusing each other of being a jewish until its time to post your uncut penis with your passport
Lads, might just call it a night in an hour or twoNot really feeling the cansNow, the other option is to get the BIG cans, the BIG chips and watch a film or two but no idea what to watch
Asian guy that i kissed 5 years ago ended up as a police officer
>>202477111It won't let me freeze it because there's no transactions on it related to it
>>202477117dadberg has been obsessed with those border security shows recentlytbf it is pretty funny watching wacky chinks try to bring live octopuses or bleeding chicken carcass into the country like its normal
>>202477156friday calls for the BIG chipper and BIG BIG cans
>>202477184what you banging on about you can just freeze the account itself
thought I heard a weird bird just then, turns out it were a dog whistlenot cut out to be a twitcher, meor a dog for that matter
>Filming casualties of war: BROKE>Posting race mixing propaganda 24/7: WOKE
Gallick brend?
>>202477184listen mate you're fucked, that's it, thousands gone
if i were a rich man, then id probably buy a laptop with no Intel CPU in it
>>202477156FUCKING PUSSY.Man up.Be a proper PINT MAN.
>>202477156get a clue
chicken ballssweet and sour sauceegg fried ricevegetable chow mein because i don't want to go too mental
>>202477156Finna incelwatch Blade Runner 2049 rn. What are you in the mood for?
no do not be contacting the bank saar the monies will go through ok thank you
that time Israel got a rock thrown at them or something and all the Jews went to war and all the race baiting propaganda on /b/ stopped for a day
>Mom suffocates baby while co-sleeping, and it’s not her first time, NC police say
just had two bacon sandwiches for dinner with some cheese and crackers whilst socially successful shaggers are out for the evening, eating at restaurants with friends and enjoying the evening together making memories
>>202475274Genuine question, what do you do in this situation
>>202477213It actually looks like my Bank (Monzo) auto-froze it and I just got a legit notification from them and can see my card is frozen on the app.
mad how much i want to see a young taylor swift with a black dick in her mouth
>>202477326post about the other time she did it
i don't understand how having once off sexual encounters with other blokes or trannies makes you gayfor example having a meat free meal every once in a while doesn't make you a veganmakes no sense
monzosounds a lot like mongo doesn't it?
next freak that says he prefers casino to goodfellas is getting a black kosh upside their head
lezbullah
>>202477356reckon if you shag a lad or suck one off once in a while its more of a straightness test than being gaylike you're testing if you prefer it to being with women
>>202477333lucky bugger
>>202477339Mad how much I wish I could find you in real life and do some horrible things to you.
>>202477408it's cock not fucking olives, lad
the Afghan poppy field cultivation line going down coincided with the Jewish farming tradition
>>202477330Nowt. Acknowledging crazies triggers something in them that makes them pull out their knife or at least actually punch you. Just sit there and pretend they don't exist.
>>202477456beta mindset
there was only an opioid crisis once one race spiked on the graph and started dying just as much as the other
>>202477414I guess they tried to rinse my account and failed some authenticity check
>>202477439sounds a bit gay
mn has not stopped posting inane shit all day since before i awoke. impressive
>>202477499Little cuckold rat
I've used trains and the tube a lot and trains are much more likely to have crazy people on them especially at night
Google shouldnt be allowed to sell their domain for $12 because they fucked up and made a mistake, then say "no" and refund the money. they sold the domain name
>On Oct. 9, 2023, personnel with the Muncie Police Department were dispatched to a home in east Muncie on a call of a cardiac arrest of an infant. When officials arrived, the child was “found to be limp, with no signs of respiration” and was later pronounced dead.
>>202475440What have you summoned me for
>>202477580What a perfect slam hog.
House stinks of curry
>>202477621mine of oranges
do people still carry coins?
>Mad how much I wish I could find you in real life and do some horrible things to you.
What's the millennials version of a midlife crisis seen as how they can't afford sports cars or anything
I just ate about 160g of butter
calling me schizophrenic on 4chan should be in real life illegal and a crime
on the double bloody marys I am
Zero recall of this Simply Red Euro 96 song
>>202475723i thought it was a tranny what a disappointment
>>202477636nah they just float around nowadays
>>202477677they do this with monkeys but force red pandas to take grapes one at a time. we live in a society
Cuddling with and touching a fat girl just feels so much better.
What's all this about Mo Al Fayed then?
Harrods owner Al Fayed accused of rape
White bois are staying home alone jerking their tiny underdeveloped dick while Black and Brown Men are having fun in clubs and pubs, meeting white girls and making them pregnant
Diversity Built Britain
zaamn British girls look like THIS?
i wish i was a britisher blendchud
I have 14k in my bank account and I got lucky. Card frozen and got a new one ordered. Lesson learned, don't fucking answer texts when pissed and drinking.
>>202477771joke's on youI have a small dick and I'm brown!
you didnt "get lucky" the bank saved your ass
Reading about Al Fayed is absolutely incredible, how do people like him become so successful? His whole wikipedia page is him surrounded by important people even since an early age.
Dadberg just takes the piss out of everything I do. No normal conversation with him about anything. Just takes the piss and criticises me. It's so tiring.
A've got extra gallick dun't a A do dun't a
Might take a vibrant trip to New Delhi (London)
>>202477844Just be charasmatic bro
>>202477885ktim
>>202477669nonemillennial youth was poverty recession arrested development shit most millennials have some money now and are enjoying their lives starting families and retaining their youthful looks check back in 10 years
>>202477330a strike with left to the adam's apple
Applying for a job at Egyptian customs
and the very latest from That Fucking Bitch?
Leftypol unmasked
might start drinking out of scientific vessels like beakers. people will get curious about why im doing it
Mohamed Al-Fayed sex arse
>>202477789Prove it. Show me your pussy
>>202477907lol this is the second post ive seen from you because you keep fucking up the word order like that
Multipack can. Not to be sold separately.
watching orphan black
>>202476910>Now the same link takes me to a clothing website called Stockxget yourself some fresh jordans and jog on
friday nightgo have some fun
>>202477986What?
shaking my head at the state of my life
i just pissed in one of the bottles again because i couldnt hold it in any longeri went in the orange peels (alone) bottle. it was noticeably heavy then i thought it was maybe the PEPSI phosphoric acid ^ calcium in blood levels which may then have increased insulin secretion(?), and now all of the sugar (of my first energy drink with sugar in it - or any drink with sugar - in 2 days) is in the pee
>>202478048You should invest in dogecoin
>>202478048>mfw
>alreadyFuck me it gets earlier and worse every year. I've been completely put off Christmas by the excessive commercialisation and how it's shoved down your throat for months every year.
>>202478082ok nigga
>>202478007it's oprah winfrey, carlton jeez
>>202476910actual spastic cancel your cards in your banking app and change your logins and put a stop to all outward payments and remove anyone in your payments contacts
Baby, my room is the G-spotCall me Mr. FlintstoneI can make your bed rock, ooh
>>202478110Enjoy it before it's banned
Thinking about the time I downloaded something that was obviously a virus and the resulting panic when I started receiving dozens of emails about logins on new devices.Mad that their first port of call wasn't to log into my email and change the password really.
today i foudn an envelope full of cigarette ash but the ash was in that envelope, and i think it mightve taken the bad smells out of it. the ash literally smells like nothing (i can smell other ash and it smells like how it should) so im probably going to use different ash for the piss once it has fermented for a while
brit is too woke for me
>>202478110enjoy it for now getting banned soon by by Keir "Cromwell's mission doesn't end here" Starmer
>>202478169No piss No ash nigga
pissing in a bottle and it feeling heavier in your hand is like holding gold
get the beard meats food videos on
Get the orphans blacked
>>202478169how do you simply "find" such a strange object
>>202478169Normally I'd ignore you but you've grabbed my interest. What exactly are you putting "fermented ash" into piss for mousey?
>>202478166How seriously do you take those google alerts that your password may have been compromised?
ktim
>>202478217he sickens me
>>202478110Not me I'm a total mark for all that bullshit
>>202478198
>>202478192Not sure I'd care desu I've always preferred Easter
>>202478217Hopefully his fat pig of a wife doesn't show up
It's THAT simple, rorke
puttnig ash into the piss in a bottle with the lid cut off to break the surface tension and also give the fruit flies arsenic poisoning for fun
>>202478217nah he's annoying and disgusting
>>202478250Yeah but yanks like you love fake festivities like Halloween and 'oh my god it's Autumn that means I can buy a pumpkin coffee from Starbucks'
>>202478261you haven't heard?
all of the girls I fall in love with and who are nice to me are always 100s-1000s of miles away :/
>>202478237Semi-seriously. Anything important like email, bank or whatever I used separate unique passwords for. Shit I don't care about has the same password and usually has been compromised. Can't be arsed changing it though
>>202478261they've broken up
isn't it a dumb move sending all the brave virile men to die in war leaving behind the cowards raised by single mothers
>>202478312Never been in love me and not the sort of person to fall in love quickly so wouldn't know.
lol wait i just realized how sad it would be if it was you who got the tranny obsessed with moving to Canada and it turned out you lived in the UK. next time dont avatarflag
>>202478266borderline raped every woman I ever had sex with
>>202478334you mean the geniuses who dodged the draft
might fry some chicken with air
>>202478334>dumbFOY
sad for you i mean in a sympathetic way
you only live once so try to spend as much time on the computer as possible
seasonal affective poo
>>202478312make your way downtown, walk past, faces pass and you're homebound
and pee has salt in it so it conducts electricity, no?
>>202478355I believe you
>>202478360>>202478360>>202478360
My week of fuck all begins
that's tonight's kino downloaded
>>202478110honestly think we're going to enter some bizarre timeless state of affairs where every holiday goes on all year forever but none of them have the slightest significance
>>202477669saw this post on reddit earlier.
>>202475723CORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NORA
