LOVELY FUCKING PINTS edishAh Shure Fook it, Might Aswell Get The Cans and Chips sub-edishCanslad, Stop Talking To Yourself sub-sub-edish
CORRRRRRRR
FUCKING SICK OF IT
welcome, friends
Dadberg's absolutely gutted about Jay Blades
>>202478360Why did /eire/ die?
wont vitamin C just remove the oxygen from uric acid? and nothing else?
>>202478482lack of dignity
>>202478482Usually does when college starts up, lad
We've got the recipes, they can go home now.
10x440ml 5% san miguel £12.50is this good value for moneys
>>202478479why?
Getting "変態外人" tattooed on my arm.It means "Change, Attitude, Exploration, Humanity".I think it'll make me look cool and worldly.
Is rings of power good?
>>202478463>15% on Rotten TomatoesThat makes me want to watch it
>>202478530don't know
Leftypol flying a F-14 with Rorke as his RIO
want something to put my willy in other than my own hand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y13MvE7oKJwhate that this song just played out loud from my incelroom
>>202478537don't know
>>202478537Is ringpieces of pooer pood?
>>202478536In reality though it won't and will not make up for your lack of personality.
>>202478568Have you tried a cat's arse?
>>202478536appreciate this joke because i understand japanese
>>202478526are a lot of irish emigrating still?
piss and soap
'kin state
Peep Show must have been really shocking to the vast majority of the population who don't have an inner dialogue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAx6mYeC6pYAncient banger
>>202478623thanks for sharing
>>202478625poop show
piss and aluminium chloride and soap (or just sulphur) surely it will act on the GABA receptors
>>202478601Thanks mate I worked really hard on it. Even chose the English translation to be somewhat related to the individual kanji so it would be believable
What were you doing in October 15 years ago?
>>202478625everyone has an inner dialogue
>>202478625>the vast majority of the population who don't have an inner dialogue.Do you have a source for that?
Off to the tavern lads x
you can't make opioids with piss and soap
did the man fall through the bardid the man do the silly walkdid the man say garlic breaddid the man order 4 naansdid the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handlesdid the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impressionah yes. british "comedy"
>>202478681Left my school I hated to go to a sixth form college, where I proceeded to piss around and do no work but I had friends and a social life for the first time so had fun.
>>202478476
>>202478548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlmPtllylbgwatching this made me want to see it
>>202478711fuck off clean shirt, right? haha
>inner dialogue
>>202478714Literally me
>>202478625It's a crap show
>>202478750nah
i think the piss with orange juice or peels (by >removing oxygen molecules it will no longer be soluble in water) will form a salt with ammonia
Why did Beardmeatsfood's wife leave him?
>>202478534Thought he was one of the good ones
>>202478764Anything with David Mitchell is awful
>>202478699You can't grow heroin
remembering when I meant to type *inhale* before I laughed at someone with a long HAHAHAHAH but accidentally typed *exhale* instead and all of the replies were jokingly mocking me for my impressive lung capacity
i mean conjugate base with ammonia the salt form with bleach, or if it is not soluble in water, using ether or another solvent to make crystals
Don’t understand racism really There’s arseholes everywhere, doesn’t matter if it’s Timbuktu or IcelandDoesn’t mean you hate the entire race
business idea: pay a top notch hooker to spend time with you, pamper her, make her fall in love with you and then kill her and dismember her and take all the money back
>>202478681Asleep probably, those were my neet days
>>202478814Take your meds and do a Chemistry degree mousey
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>>202478791nah
>>202478360I love the description that comes with this image, it's perfect>We came across this in the excellent book ‘Dublin pub life and lore’ by Kevin C Kearns. It seems bizarre that these men were referred to as ‘pintmen’, as if it were some kind of profession. I wonder was there more of a head on the pints in those days or whether they weren’t quite as alcoholic. 30 as an awful lot of pints.>The book goes on to wax lyrical about the ‘Pintmen’: ‘Upon closer scrutiny, pintmen exude a sort of spiritual aura when in union with their pint. An ethereal look can be seen in their eyes as they are transported beyond spatial and temporal bounds.’
>>202478822You need to view it from a population level perspective to understand it.
>>202478711>did the man order 4 naansGenuinely just laughed out loud thinking about this, insane
Having the common cold is literally worse than being proper sick, since you feel like absolute shit, but it’s not severe to warrant resting, so you have to toil as usual but have to be drugged up on 400mg of aspirin an hour to get through it all
>>202478691got to bring these corkers out lad
two paths one could take:1 is mixing it with sodium hydroxide to precipitate a salt 2 is mixing it with bleach and an alcohol (like the bleach version of EtOH) to extract it in DCM (dichloromethane)
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defective pootuitary gland has made my poo oversized
>>202478689>>202478684How rare is internal dialogue?30 to 50 percentAbout 30 to 50 percent of people, according to psychologist Russell Hurlburt's research, regularly think to themselves in internal monologues.
Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of it’s own.
with a metal catalyst such as magnesium for NaOH, or copperor lithium and aluminium chloride and sulfur to the ether extraction
>>20247890630 to 50 percent of people are NPCs
>>202478791I admit he’s got a very punchable face, but it’s so intertwined with /brit/ and the culture of this general that I can’t hate it. Never watched a single second of Peep Show.
Inner monologues are for midwits and it gives me the fear. Do cunts literally have a voice in their head they have no control over? Like it’s a different person?I have one but I can turn it off at any time and my usual cognition is sequences of images, concepts, scenes. I think in pictures more I do words. I can obviously talk to myself in my head and sometimes it pops up on its own but most times I need to turn it on purposefully while otherwise daydreaming and fantasising
spending 3 hours on a friday evening looking for the perfect fleece jacket whilst shaggers are shagging
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>>202478974Life is one big day
i like the idea of mixing uric acid with magnesium chloride and adding sulphuric acid
>>202479020it's deeply alistair-coded
>>202478983ok nigga
>>202478991Just because you aren't an npc doesn't mean you don't act like them. Me? I'm a beater.
>>202479026Yes you're retarded
>>202478536stupid inane IMG_4292.jpg poster
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>Peel told The Guardian in 1975 that when it came to young women, "All they wanted me to do was abuse them, sexually, which, of course, I was only too happy to do." He told The Sunday Correspondent in 1989, "Girls used to queue up outside. By and large not usually for shagging. Oral sex they were particularly keen on, I remember. [...] One of my, er, regular customers, as it were, turned out to be 13, though she looked older." He jokingly added that he "didn't ask for ID". An interview originally published in The Herald in April 2004 stated that he admitted to sexual contact with "an awful lot" of underage girls. He said that the only available women in the early 1960s were in high school.
Sometimes when I'm alone I shout profanities at the top of my voice for no reason
>>202479064me licking jenna ortegas bumhole
>>202478750>>202478791Peep Show and Mitchell & Webb are brilliant, just because he's a typical Guardian lefty doesn't mean he's not produced great stuff comedicallyHere's David Mitchell as a northern pintman, commentating proudly and blissfully on a game of snookerhttps://youtu.be/BZTiRdcURuI
aluminium catalyst, ascorbic acid, and toothpaste
trying to make girls disinterested in me by pulling away when they inevitably fall for me and the thrill of the chase is no longer there for me
>>202479103ktim except the reason is that i hate myself
Oh boy it’s swell to sayFuck the Pope and the IRA!
>>202479067If you don't act like an NPC then they will notice you
>>202478711>aussie comedydid the dad have google history did the short haired lezzer get rapeddid the gen z boss have a mini
>>202479026retard, no one has a voice in their head that they can't control except schizophrenics
>>202479121Midwit
>>202479108>not Emma Watson’s pooey unwiped bumhole
>>202479097I think I would honour kill my daughter if I found out she was blowing celebrities while in high school
>3-Year-Old Was Tortured to Death by His Mother, Who Then Hid His Body in Freezer for Months
piss on a metal pot scrubber in a jar and some orange peels, smother is in toothpaste
quite liked the inside no 9 type of comedy
>>202479138schizophrenia by and large isn’t real
>>202479144Only halfwits call people midwits so thanks for confirming that you're entirely shit
>>202479174explain >>202479170
>>202479076Inane? Or poignant?
>>202479174>by and large isn’t realso sometimes it is real?
Mental how much more worthy of respect a train driver is compared to some ‘’’white collar’’ professional grifter such as the ones who post on /brit/ during work hours- if a train driver was caught having schizophrenic episodes about imaginary e-celebs on a British anime forum while driving a train can you imagine the kind of trouble he would be in?Further, can you you imagine if Diego and co went on strike? Literally NOBODY would care or notice because their jobs aren’t realA pay rise for drivers is long overdue I think- I recommend a fair wage of £150,000 considering the enormous responsibility of carrying all those thousands of passengers each day, using their elite concentration skills and all that wealth of theoretical knowledge to carefully ferry them to their destination, and my what an important job too! Meanwhile I would recommend the uppity tarqs of /brit/ have the wages of their ‘’’’jobs’’‘ capped at 20k- seems completely fair given the amount of ‘’’’work’’’ they do in a given day and the lack of responsibility that comes with it!
>>202479182just general runtiness not schizophrenia if you want to explain all insanity as schizophrenia it loses its purpose
Right, lads.Best make a move, so.Anything want anything in the cans shop or chips shop?Feeling like the BIG Cans and the BIG ChipsMight try to find a decent cam rip of the new Beetlejuice and if I can't, well, might as well watch a good feminist film with Anne Hathaway
>>202479168>>202477564did you know that the brain is less affected by low oxygen (hypoxia) if it is cold? thats why i think they could put the infants in sot of like a cooling box if that happens to them. they cant offer epinephrine to them (as they often do) because the needles ar etoo large on EpiPens! they have to use a proper ampule to do it
>>202479108kesha ortega now that's a bum
*blows through the thread*
honestly it's no wonder all you unfunny cunts are stuck in here on a friday night trying to get attention for your shit gimmicks, end yourselves
>>202479205didn’t read this essay
Mad how much bespectacled mop haired middle class Anglos like David Mitchell
>>202479174Exactly right, I was telling my room mate this yesterday. He works for the CIA and travels a lot, he was assigned to surveil me as i happen to know how to build a portable fusion reactor, most days they observe me from helicopters by flying over the road
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>202479250aff tae spoons in a bit mate
>>202479254>bespectacledme and dadberg call each other bespectacled freak
>>202479205let's not do this again
fixated on indian and paki girlsbut the thought of having a half poo son and spending my life interacting with her relatives and going round to their smelly houses makes me feel sickneed a barren, orphan indian gf
Get the clappers posted
>>202479271Not in power any more is he
i really do need to go to school thoughi want to really learn about poo and know whats going on. what the correct info is
Get her farts sniffedGet her poo scrannedGet her bottom groped
>>202479216yeah bring us a redhead with big chebs please mate
>>202479205Commiemong supports overpaid train drivers and mocks underpaid workers. He wishes that the overpaid train drivers were massively overpaid and wishes that the ordinary British worker, a white collar office worker, suffers even more underpaymentCommunism is just a bitter secular religion for ugly pathetic evil bitter spiteful worthless scum who want to inflict their mental illness on the whole world
and to be doing it for longer, every day which is much better if it is done in school
>>202479334give us back the 6 counties and it’s a deal
nth for the baddiedem
being 15 years old and thinking Serj Tankian was cool as fuck
silly plump clappers wanderingcronem goons scoping...
>>202479374um he is
this thread dedicated to the gallant proletariat of Hezbollah
Just love massive fatties me
>>202479250i'm at workyou're describing yourself, personally i post here because i enjoy shouting my true thoughts into the ether
>>202479337>ordinary British worker, a white collar office worker,lol get run over by HS1 tarqGet raped
>>202479318yeah
I support Hezbollah, Hamas, the Houthis basically anyone that has the courage to fight Israel
>>202479438He's completely correct thoughever
Thinking about Johnny Rotten doing a nice tweet about the Queen when she died, mad that
mental that sky news ran a piece about a bloke who killed himself after being vax injured. it's all coming out int it
>>202479334angela rayner it is
>>202479427If all of this is true, how come your face is still #FF0000?
>>202479417Freak
Train drivers are wealth creators who are being fairly compensated for their hard work. Tory voting shirkers must pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
>>202479448what about the H man?
i said that uric acid with less oxygen molecules (if its to do with valency) should need an addition to become stable again - like a H-bridge to a sugar or potential energies... or maybe trimethylamine! this would also mean that the first oxygen to go (of 3) would be at position 7, i think. two oxygen molecules gone would be just air, though and i was typing chemical formulas into copilot, and the last one was "hypoxanthine" - a intermediate in the metabolism of adenosine and guanine !!
>>202479374wake upfuxjxjdjjrj$8ksiddnjdnnfjdmakeup
>>202479417thoroughly jealous of men with a fetish for big heffers it's like a super power that gives you the ability to eat dog shit off the ground and taste a dessert from a michelin stat restaurant
>>202479451Uh oh we get a based coke snorting pornpilled fashy goy in the house
Pigmentation?>FF0000Flow characteristics?>TurbulentGeometric approximation?>SphereWe're done here.
>>202479472>t. skinny fucking freak
>>202479417yeah i'm thinking based
>>202479510Hitler was a Zionist so no
Hezbollah getting dabbed on hard this week
>>202479528Why are you salty? Just get a better job
Wipe the tears off your face, take a deep breath, and formulate a response. You know who you are.
Who's getting cancelled off the BBC next then? Judge Rinder I reckon
>>202479525I also like older women.I am basically divorce proof.Men divorce when their wives get older and fatter, but I will only want to fuck them more when this happens.
so that is what piss and orange peels will make (there is already sugar in the orange peels - if ot then its in the toilet paper) -- if not needing phosphate this could also mean that a catalyst could be found by doing research to find the metal used in the enzyme our (or plants) bodies use to cleave that oxygen to me an adine an amine
so this is rorke
>>202479538
only eaten half a pizza today
s curved ones are slipping into super tight places
I see your dad's taking the divorce well>>202479603
Monica Bellucci >>>> Sydney Sweeney And yes, I mean current 59 year old Monica Bellucci
F
>>202479463Unclestein nearly died from a blood clot off the AstraZeneca, it's come back now and STILL nobody will hear criticism of the vax
>>202479570Don't be bitter based train drivers are paid more than you.
St George's Plateau, 1913 and 2024
>>202479448same
4 wanks already, and that's for a working daygod have mercy on my willard and tender bollocks tomorrow
>>202479661facts, sydney sweeney is genuinely ugly
>>202479664zesty stare
Do Scotlanders post in /britbrap/
>>202479725see >>202479613
9 years today since i started unifucking HELL
hello Finlands
American gf unironically just got another covid vaccine today. Also skyping her soon if anyone has any good memes to share?
Toby!TOBY!!!you have a visitor
>>202478360is that churchill?
second beer poured
Bam had a pretty severe head injury in 2005 while filming an MTV Cribs episode with the Bloodhound Gang. He jumped off of a banana shaped car into shallow water head first and cracked his head open on some very jagged rocks.
wanted to know which was the oldest castle in england but it turns out they're all pretty much the same age
>>20247974914 years ago for me, yesterdaymad how much of a child i was at 18 but was allowed to live alone and buy booze
>>202479816is that why he is the way he is?
9/11 again, who's with me?
>>202479835what age is that
right, thats the order in
Hood Street looking down towards Whitechapel, 1929 and 2024It looks like the only building still standing is the former railway building on the far right.
>>202479883nice EU currency faggot
>>202479851He was always a bit of a retard dickhead but yeah probably fucked him up big time. Also the drugs
>>202479768
>>202479452not mad that, actually
The blonde one off of ABBA
>>202479930those pillows any good?
>>202479874about 900
big titty poo
ABBA but she's called Olga instead of Anni-Frid
Dear British Intelligence,>>202479868Yours sincerely,Juan King
Survey came back saying houses nearby, not the house itself, have higher levels of radon than is considered acceptableShould I give a shit? It's in a nice area and literally opposite are 5,6,7+ bed £million houses
Got diarrhoea YET AGAIN ffs :/
might finish this beer then drink my wine in bed
aluminium, sulphuric acid, uric acidthen sodium hydroxide (an alkaline chemical) it will precipitate in salt form!
anything worth getting in the sega steam sale?
went to uni to study poo and now I can’t find a good job
>>202478360guiness TASTES LIKE CIGGARETS AND COFFE
>Keir Starmer's net approval rating has collapsed by **39pts** since July. it's now at -17.
>retard dickheadKTIM! KTIM!
>>202479868Nah mate it's the 20th
Might move to China
tonight's kino
>>202480012a flippin' clue, mate
unfunny cunts still in I see
the pour benzaldehyde on the salt
>>202480038Don't think it will be long until Rayner stages a coup. You can tell she fucking hates him
sir chicken carver
>>202480038Five more years. No refunds.
why are police so cartoonishly evil?
Thinking about that scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels where the two scousers meet Barry the Baptist at a strip club and the camera focuses on one of the strippers who has a relatively flat arse.Back in the day that would have been enough to give you a raging boner but nowadays would do absolutely fuck all :/
>>202480038ROBOB STEER WAHAY
Legs and Co are on with a black fella in the 70s, how far back does this meme go
R A R E AREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
*mogs The Sopranos*
>>202480012yakuza
a rare occasion im missing New Zealand. my brother out theres mrs is preggers and due to drop any day. not seen him in 4 years and we have always been close. my parents out there. not seen my mum since November last year. my dad since 2022. listening to some kiwi tunes and watching outrageous fortune. even the accent is endearing to my ear where i usually cant stand it. might have a look at flights for January/February.
metallic fucking guiness only drink rum and ginger ale
>>202480114Polar bears are dangerous m8
>>202480155it really doesn'tif they'd got it over and done with in one series maybe
>>202480155but aging pills plot was pretty dumb
I am a Deist
>>202480172Why the fuck did you come here then you silly cunt
listening to black music
>>202480172kick the baby bump kick the baby bump!
Don't buy a house lads you should keep renting
the admin doesnt like beers so everyone likes everything except for that and theyre all having a conversation with "each other"
Sir Cum Sharter
prison break is better than ozorange is the new black is better than ozporridge is better than ozoz is not a top tier prison tv programme
>>202480228FOD
>>202480155oz more like WOGZ watch it
the admin likes to smoke weed so everyone is either talking about anything other than beer in the alternatives to beer with other alcoholic beverages or if they dont like those then to do drugs instead "
>>202479737Wdym? He don't write in a scottish accent
>>202480238firstly its "eachother" secondly fuck off prick
had a dream where greg davies told a story about how prince philip stole his iphone and when i doubted it he said phil was widely known as a thief "from the glen to the glades"not sure what to make of it
>>202480071Pure kino indeed.
what is it with game developers and giving reptiles breasts?
>>202480311eww that looks bad
>>202479609ktimbbw m/gilf lovers unite
>>202480214i prefer England. most of the time i have a burning hatred for NZ. its just occasionally get nostalgic or miss certain people. and the prospect of winter is starting to get me down. this country does Christmas really well but Jan/Feb drags and is a bit grim.
>>202480315oh did you now? oh did you now??
>>202480251>prison TV ptogramIt's not a "drama set in prison." Oz is old, and too deep for most of this board's current population.Oz absolutely shits on liberal ideology and presented it as dogmatic horseshit completely out of touch with reality. It showed that the liberal approach to rehabilitation is a farce, and that all of the prisoners in Oz were there because of their own nature, something that would never be changed. All of them were irredeemable monsters.Except for the old man who talks to God. But even he killed someone, then begged to do it again. He also stopped hearing from God after that. Funny.Oz is buried in the HBO canon for this reason. It was too red-pilling.
>>202480349cute
>>202480251i just watched prison break and it was dogshit compared to ozoz is incredibly based and in my top 5 favourite shows but that stupid wog who said it mogged sopranos is deluded
>>202480310hes fae glesga
>>202480349"please like us"
>>202480363yeah it was also really boring after the first 20 episodes
>>202480347you have a mind for aesthetics you are a fascist rorke- leftypol
>>202480357yeah
>>202480363your enter key is getting a work out with all those paragraphs you english class prick
the guy who bought air runes from me is now selling air runes
come on mumberg where's me fuckin teaain't eaten since 2am last night
>>202480349based rango
>>202480349Reddit countries which should be conquered by Russia.
>>202480434hah right mate funny that. me TOO i also did that thing me TOO-
>>202480219samehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWlzLF_8GYI
>>202480446will you add me?
>>202480393this lol
>>202480453cor
>>202480349catcunt
>>202480384OZ was the reason pretentious Yank urbanites signed up for HBO and helped fund The Sopranos and The Wire.
K-L-Fuh huh uh huh uh huhKLF IS GONNA ROCK YA
>>202480537careful mate she bites
>>202478834>>202478714Grim old cunts
would anyone like to recommend me a lovely new desktop wallpaper?2880x1800 or larger
Mad how the 10cc lads were white, couldn't do that now
Most wanks in a day?9, me. During GCSE study leave
>>202480356What part of living in England do you prefer? The shit wages? The terrible weather? The expensive cost of living?If you're not here to scam benefits I genuinely don't understand why anyone would choose to live here.
sometimes i feel like Robbie Williams
>>202480613a comparatively pathetic 5, though I have done this several times
>>202480561youd know all about pretension you overeducated woggernaut
>>202480587I have a folder full of BLACKED and BNWO images if that’s your thing?
>>202480510thats not black music
>>202480587I have a whole slideshow of wallpapers of monasteries and other things from Georgia, Armenia, Russia, Greece, etc. Phoneposting rn so cant share any but i like them
>>202480387I love the dwarwen accent bruh
>>2024806136 for mecan do 5 often enough even at the ripe old age of 31
Well I think I may just have to go and book a prostitute for a couple of sessions because I think my virginity is starting to harm me.Might break that awkwardness I have with women. Or maybe it won’t.
>>202480649way to ruin the mood you freak
>>202480613Was more of an edger, once went for 8 hours
thinking about notre dam before they shagged it
Rorkémon
>>202480668it won't
right foot's been tingling all day lads
>>202480665its called "jock" and is reserved for "barely human dickheads"
>>202480670?
>>202480668it most certainly won'tyou'll have sex and be likethats what i was worried about? thats what society revolves around? will leave you more disillusioned i wager
>>202480687What does that mean. You wanked for 8 hours and came once at the end?
let rooooooorkeentertain you
Watching big titty elder scrolls youtiber
thoughts on the notion of "chinese gf" ?
>>202480723>>202480723>>202480723
>>202480668get the prossie shagged and spare us your pathetic virginal posts, cheers
>>202480717silence vermin afore i crush you beneath my boot vile shit
>>202480728...yh
>>202480537need her collabing with the gyal x baddiedem
mumbergs fucked up the dinner AGAIN, told her she has fifteen seconds to lock herself in the bathroom and after that im gonna let fucking hell loose
