LOVELY FUCKING CANS edishI AM ACTUALLY LEAVING FOR THE FUCKING CANS AND CHIPS sub-edish
Roy "Chubby" Brown
Despise negronis
fuck's sake got to read 5 papers for uni on monday
Nico Robin sex arse
so mark selby loses to indians nowinteresting...
>>202480723Hi. Could you stop posting this over and over again?
Columbo
you better be fucking drinking 8pm on friday and you are posting in brit you best be fucking drinking
>>202480743I find people of a single race to be very one dimensional.Ideally i want a hapa gf or half slav or something. They carry a certain buzz and/or elegance.
>thats what i was worried about? thats what society revolves around?It will be like that but still worth doing desu
>>202480762not a fan of political correctness is he, roy chubby brown.
>>202480799on the tins me aha x
Learning something on the guitarWont say what becayse you will all make fun of me because its not something popular on 4chan like metal or kpop
>>202480759Is it worth it?
body is getting flabby, fat pockets building up in previously lean and vascular parts of my body, gut protruding and shrinking the apparent size of my willy, face is getting rounder and definition is disappearing into a soft and feminine caricature of what was once there
>>202480799got my knob out and allwon't wank or anything tho just no need to keep it tucked in is there
>>202480854go on ladwhat are you learning?
>>202480838then drink straight rum fuck it what have you got to lose? nothing you got nothing drink rum all day DRUINK RUM
?XD
>>202480723>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘HksPyPw8JlPE6shVjZIixA==’. 313 results found.>several other variations constantly postedabsolute autistic cancer
>>202480799i'm stoned, close enough
he keeps that thang on him
>>202480838They're not actually made of tin you knowYou should call them aluminiums
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHKV6XpZaYYkino
business idea: wireless everything
>>202480804facts
Almost all the shit gimmicks here are Spainonce's24/7 spergout
not even a fan of white womenthey age so fast. i guess that's the point of mistresses. nah would rather a gf who doesn't age so quickly and not have to bother with the deceit involved in having a mistress
>>202480918fucking bitch trying to get my essence and shit trying to make me cum fucking bitch
>>202480854I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEEEE
knocked a wog out oncegot it ticked off my bucket list
>>202480918might wank to this video
good timestheseare the good times
>>202480920proof?
>>202480918>UsClearly 50% European
>I find people of a single race to be very one dimensional.literally what does this meanracists are so fucking weird
>>202480947you dont know what the future has in store for you :)
why aren't you watching the snooker? are you not british?
"axis of resistance" are all gay retards
>>202480947what smiths song is that?
>>202480918Does she fuck white boys?
There is one raceThe white race (non whites are another species)
>>202480899remember once as a small boy my parents took my brother and I to a cornish tin mining museumthe bloke doing the exhibit told us that tins aren't made entirely of tin, but mostly of steel, or aluminium in the case of beer tins, but that the steel tins do have a very thin layer of tin in them because it's unreactive and won't affect the food like steel will
>>202480955who you calling a poof, poof? I'll chin you
Disco was good. Wish black people had stuck to disco.
rorke's idol
>>202480973what's it on? just eurosport?
>>202480966Here's your L.>####>#__#>#__#>#__#>#__#>#__#>#____________#>#____________#
>>202480804I asked a friend with the experience of three chinese gf>shitty hags
on the alan watts tonight aren't i
>>202481003i forgive him take us away rocket man take me away from here from these fucking wogs
Haha i bet she FUCKS white boysI bet she really does fuck them hhahahayahashahhahahahaha mmmm yesssss eyssssss
>>202480978Embarrassing they talk big and wave the 'flag of revenge' but do fuck all
>>202480704>>202480719I’m not expecting some sort of life changing experience after the first visit. Just want to have a chance to explore her body which will make me feel a bit more confident.
>>202480864I don't buy it, I meant tiktok collabs aha
Wallacing a Gromit
Catboig's been outside, she's all cold
>>202481034haha i had the same thought lelele the euphoria!!!!
>>202481012yes but some ethnic is streaming it on youtube too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOr6hEn_yxoselby losing 3-0 to an indian
>>202481003Who gives a shit leftypol
I am non-white but I tick/answer 'white other' when asked about my ethnicity by public bodies
So why are you on your own tonight?
had a wank earlier but feeling a bit greedy and feel like i'll have another one before bed
sensing a lot of pent up aggression in this thread
>https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/sep/18/the-rise-of-britishcore-100-experiences-that-define-and-unite-modern-britons?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitterare you british?
>>202481070:(
literally just racisted a wog
my ARSE is in a RIGHT STATE and there's no MAN here willing to sort it out
God I miss Spaino :/ why did he have to leave lads /Brit/ just ain’t the same without our boy
>>202481070gf in America
>>202481070my cat died two weeks ago thanks for reminding me dickhead
love calling people utter pricks
>>202481042>Just want to have a chance to explore her body
>>202481064Zest incoming
>>202481080
>>202481078do it to this one >>202481074 too
>>202481098whats wrong with that?
>>202481098girls are soft (or so ive heard) so there is nothing wrong with such a compulsion (its genetic no reversible)
hold still while i explore your body
>>202481071try not to do more than one day lad
>>202481074holy cringeoli
Do you have skid marks in your boxers? Check for me now please.
>>202481081he’s moved on lad, we just have to accept it unfortunately :/ maybe he’ll be back one day ;)
Me and the other pent up angry poster cornering and brutally raping you>>202481073
>>202481070I'm so very good-looking, you see
>>202480918your demonic religion lost, be thankful millions of your people are saved and praising God in heaven for eternity
>>202481133why notnormally do 2-3 a day and feel good
ladies and gentlemen, we got her
whatever happened to that change uk (cuk) party
on the Lemsip x
>>202481136mind your business
>>202481070haven't gone outside in years
hold still...*bashes your head in with a claw hammer*...while I explore your body
>>202481074Reddit: the article
>>202481136I’m good so far
Im native britonMy people lostChristcucks are losing now too though so im okay with that
>>202480978grim
AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>202481182lovely lah didnt ask though
>>202481070lazy, smelly, unpleasant, unemployed and generally a foul character, or so I'm told
>>202481136Not wearing any
Notre dame? On fireStonehenge? Still standingCheckmate christfaggots. Get fucked. We will outlast you.Christianity just a 2000 year old fad. It is just the "current thing"
i can feel another piss
lurking the reviews section on sheinfascinating how every woman has lower class physiognomy
>>202481157cut it out you utter prick
wheres your FUCKIN WIRES!?
>>202481209doing a guinness poo lad?
>>202480959Probably like 80% desu. This is an American "latina"
>>202481070gf left me, best mate fucked off to america and don't have anyone else close enough that wants to spend friday with me
I do believe my phallus has become tumescent
>>202481181mate theres spaff on your floor
Varg wonAsatru wonWoden wonCelts wonChristcucks wash africans feet and suck tranny cock.
>>202481270what % euro are you?
>one ball off a centuryah yes the selby special
how difficult is it to die to one glass of rum and ginger ale and half a pint of guiness?
>>202481136i have a pack of wet wipes by my incel bed that i use to wipe my arse when i feel like there might be the need to (couple times a day minimum)also wipe my groin
>>202481154how are they in heaven if they died without accepting jesus
>>202481285>celts >woden are you retarded >likes varg that answers that
feeling quite the even split between freaks and normoids in tonight's /brit/
Post the reggiesPost the petersPost the alex jonesPost the dragons
>>202481270made me belch so fucking hard and it was all for HER
>>202481321Fuck off Christcuck, we outnumber you now.
piss
>>202481326yeah? how about I split your head in two with a pickaxe?
>incel bed>laughingbradley.jpeg
might play wind waker
>>202481293
Thinking about when they had Kanyon dress up as Boy George and the Undertaker absolutely hammered him with a chair
Only irish diaspora and wogs still believe in Jesus. And they're more devoted to LGBT than Jesus.
>>202481333i already told you, im not those other posters
>>2024812880.
>>202481337celts didn't worship Woden you spaz
3 catberg
>>202481337yeah fucking rock eating dirt munching tree bark slurping brainlet rock tool making peat digging two stomach having cattle retards outnumber normal people nowadays
>>202481317they are tho, native americans repented and accepted Christ
>>202481381>>202481387Tasty christfaggot tears. The wails of a dying species.
are you the admin of that game
/Christcuck/i
>>202481385OI WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT LE KITTY
On the mead tonight. I'm an Esoteric Pagan, you see.
mental how muzzies keep getting their shit pushed in and their allah shagbar never seems to turn up
>>202481385not fair obviously had somewhere to be
>>202481393>accept christ >become 80iq jew worshiping mulatos interesting
>really hard problem in excel
Christcucks wont do shit btw they never do
>>202481182a non-christian britain doesn't have a right to exist
>>202481370Dick move desu. Was only later l watched some WCW and he was a talented guy.
>>202481350if i knew who bradley was id knock your fucking block in m8
>>202481443getting absolutely rinsed is integral to the Muslim experience just as it is to the Jewish one
Christianity has been obsolete for over 300 years now.Let it die
>>202481369
absoloutly not drunk enough to numb the paint
>>202481468alri ngubu worship your jew god somewhere else
>>202481270mad that 'rena's sisters looks black but both their parents are white
Beardmeatsfood fat pig wife is SINGLE and ready to be mingle!!!
Get the churches turned into atheist community centers and museums
I'm starting to like Indian women
>>202481516
>>202481528OI ill have none of that spiritual homosexuality in MY /BRIT>ON THREAD
Another solo trip to the cinema tomorrow. Someone's gotta do it
>>202481536>>202481270Brit on vpn Samefag
Mitchell and Webb are good but the snooker commentators were absolute shite, they did it on Comic Relief once and nobody laughed the whole time
>>202481554The pengest are peng tbf
>>202481573what you seeing?
>>202481536fucking SPUM SPUM EVERYWHERE ON MY KEYBOARD AND MONITER FUCKING SPUMMING MY HEART OUT SPUM
>>202481527guarantee you didn't have a worse upbringing than mark selby and he's still smiling
>>202481561not going with you gf, lad?
>>202481573Jumps up and down like a Mexican jumping beanKTIM!!!!!!
>>202481596peckham s meats only
>>202481557Down the gullet aha x
>>202481596getting real fuckin animalistic over here
rorke's still the one i run tothe one that i belong tororke's still the one i want for life
>>202481393all of them? even the ones that died from smallpox having never met a european?
>>202481554my attraction to them comes in short burstsmost of the time they're the least attractive to me of all the major races but for brief durations they shoot to the top
LADS I'M BACK WITH THE BIG CHIPS AND THE BIG CANS WAHEEEEYAnd the Spanish girl was stocking the cans and just immediately looked at me and said 'the usual'?She knows, lads. Friday night is the BIG CANS nightSo lads, cans?
Contemplating a move elsewhere. Outside of Britain. Outside of Europe.
>>202481608only having a laugh i have plenty of alcohol
>>202481651much to ponder in this post
>>202481585david mitchell carried mitchell and webb
>>202481665doesn't filter his canslad gimmick though
>>202481662Christ did she give birth to all 1.5 billion of them
>>202481673the urge to move to china and living comfortably off a white monkey job arises at least once a month
WTF is " 4th Plinth in Trafalgar Square"?
>>202481681whyats there to piunder ?Verification not required.
Rorke joining DutyLeftypol joining FreedomRasheed joining Monolith
>>202481662What the fuck
>>202481688Well yes obviously even Robert Webb knows that
>>202481710me, an enlightened centrist, joining clear sky
>>202481662YEAH GET FYUCKING DLETED CUNT FUCK YOU
blackberry ginger tangerine red bull
thoughts on the escalating war in the middle east?
>>202481629
>>202481703It's like Channel 4 but in real life
Sex with _____
Rubbing my hands like an eager nigger
>>202481673you hoping to go somewhere with a significantly worse quality of life yeah?
>>202481749they called me "oaty" in school because of my habitual masturbation
>>202481599Return of the Jedi
>>202481763both as bad as each other
>>202481782
>>202481763israel could nuke tehran and iran would still do fuck all
>>202481763Shan't be going
>>202481698ktim but twice a week
>>202481454Catholics taught natives how to read and write>>202481650the one's that converted
>>202481826good lad
>>202481782schweppes
>>202481763perfect distraction from the war in ukraine
The Indian 20 something girl at my petrol station keeps starting conversations with me. She told me they had to lock up the fridge that has booze in it because people keep stealing from it.
if you could shag anyone in their prime who would you choose?
>>202481782Are Rubee Granger
you ever wonder where the day goesbarely even pissed it away playing video gamesbooted up skyrim for like an hour but felt like a vapid waste of timeand yet here i am at 9pm and couldnt really tell you anything substantial that ive doneah well
>>202481854be nice to her
>>202481782Skinny Aisha
>>202481854Keep us posted.
>>202481859don't want to go to prison
>>202481528britain's claim to nationhood is based on the king's obligation to his people on behalf of God. without that britain has no right to nationhood
>>202481859jnnifer connelly
at what age did you start feeling bleak when looking back over your life?
>>202481867it would appear that elton john has passed wind over your scrambled eggs sir
>>202481864CORRR
Is Douglas Murray a "rorke"?https://youtu.be/Zo6KNPCEWSQ?si=E2tqdvX1QdalRlbf
just ordered jersey mike's turkey provolone mike's way + mayo and pepper relish on rosemary parmesan bread get in
>>202480723proof that you're in ireland?
>>202481867would be nice scran if it wasn't for Eltons meddling
>>202481867AJAJAJAJ BRACE YOURSELF FOR ELTON JOHN POSTS LOOOOOOL SO FUNNHE!!!
>>202481854You're in mate, they love white lads. You ARE white, right?
>>202481859Denise Richardson
>>202481867Elton trying to fertilise some eggs
>>202481854
Moving to Chongqing and never seeing another brown or black again while zooming through the night streets in my xiaomi EV supercar.
>>202481936perhaps it's time to consider giving /brit/ a break
>>202481832>Catholics taught natives how to readread judeo-christian propaganda now look at what mexico has become
>>202481924He's a gay Jew lover
>>202481854FUCK DESTROY HER HOLE FUCK
>>202481964skyscrapers China :0
what's worse, cigars or alcohol?
>>202481940?
>>202481924he's an aipac shabbos goy
>>202481964Good ladCare to spare $5 for the /brit/ Chinese land purchase fund?
>>202481854did you ask her why she came to this country to work in a petrol station
I am 32 years young still have plenty of time to turn things around
Been thinking. Might move to China.
>>202482000do both anyway just to make sure
The BBC are unironically doing a big documentary on Zelensky omds
>>202482023oh dearmate...
youre a fucking shabbos goy
>>202481975>judeo-christianNot a thing
>>202482023
>>202482023True. Everyone knows 40 is the cut off point.20's are for people sorting their life out.30's are for people who failed to sort their life out and have one last chance.40's and it's over.
It ain't over until you're dead
>>202482023KTIM
>>202482023its not over (its over)
getting a mortgage is a cunt if you are self employed innit? i NEED to move out and somehow even with 5% interested putting down a deposit and paying the mortgage is less than renting. what are landlordbergs thinking
thinking about insurance fraud haha not that i would do it though
>>202482062copeope
>>202481867Wish I could shoot ropes like that lolbet loads of /brit/ lads would also like it if I used them as the target haha
>>202482023ktim
>>202482096Don't bother mate, according to landlords who owns lots of properties don't bother buying a house just let the landlords buy them
>>202482023I go full Escort mode if no gf by 30
Might move to Shayzien, Kourend.
anon trying every hobby under the sun to try and forget about her and maybe meet someone newanon not getting anywhere anon still stuck in his cycles of guilt
>>202482077u know u die at 70?your twenties ARE your life. not a weird period of preparation before the 'real thing' starts.
>>202482007Reckon that within the next 10 years China will create Western quarters in their major cities to entice white immigration. Similar to Shanghai in the 19c. Putin seems to be hinting at it as well.
>>202482096If rent was less than a mortgage why would Landsteins even bother
fucking houses and morgaties fuck it just DRINK
>noo you need to do X Y and Z by an arbitrary point in your life or it's heckin over!! shut up gimpthere's no plan stop pretending
my erect penis is a pathetic sight
Might move to India
>>202481536mad how their dad has more rhythm than the lot of them
>>202482147Yeah you're right mate. People get into good careers and relationships aged 7 or at 68. Fucking mong.
>>202481924he's a compromised gay kiddy fiddler
>>202482156Get inWe're all going
thinking about central asian girls…
honestly I don't think I'll bother dating women againtoo much hassle and unpleasantnessshall just stick to wanking methinks
>>202482098Exactly. It’s all Judaism. Early Christian missionaries in europe were ethnically Jewish and referred to the locals as “the gentiles”
If we all moved to Hong Kong I reckon they would let us have it back if we asked nicely.
looking forward to getting home so I can have a nice refreshing glass of water
>>202482218>t. 19th century cossack
Thingken about antibiotic resistance again lads
Might re-install the dating apps, but also might not bother until the new year. Chat what we thinking?
>>202482227try men next timeless hassle except when it comes to preparing for anal sex
>>202482156>Putin seems to be hinting at it as well.the only people moving to russia are nonces
we're teetering very close to salarymonging
>>202482168to accrue assets in the value of the housenot that they should be less but they are competing with low deposit mortgages, essentially
>>202480618wages in NZ are shit and the cost of living is far higher. financially life is a lot easier for me in England than it was in NZ. i really cant emphasise that enough. people here complaining about the cost of living are showing their ignorance about how much worse it can be.i do actually prefer Englands weather. its not really all that different to NZ but it suits me better. spring time is lovely in England. English summers are just right. and we get proper autumns. i like early winter in England but after Christmas it drags. England does Christmas way better than NZ. admittedly New Years eve is better in NZ but only because its the height of summer. its really just January/February i dont like in England, same as everyone else. and its like that July/August in NZ but without Christmas or anything to break it up. but it's not just those things. English people are a lot more friendly than kiwis. there are exceptions to the rule but its just a fact. England is a lot less multicultural, but its also more connected to the rest of the world. NZ is isolated and dull. it has 1 city (Auckland) and its rubbish. after a day you have seen and done everything Auckland has to offer and everyone who lives there is a cunt. I lived in Christchurch and it was fucked by earthquakes back in 2010/11 and destroyed by the rebuild in the years after. even the countryside in England is much nicer. lovely villages and its a lot more accessible. NZ countryside is grim hard to reach one road 'towns' and closed off farms. all NZ really has on England is wilderness. but unless you are an intrepid outdoorsman then the wild is scary and unforgiving. its only having family and memories from NZ that occasionally gets me nostalgic and missing it. id never recommend it to Brits. its too far for a holiday and its not a good place to live. if someone wants to go downunder for a few years Australia is far better and just visiting NZ for a couple of long weekends is all its worth.
>>202482207ah yes. I, at 45 with crippling back pain, a stressful office job and a wife who doesn't fuck me, am finally living my real life. those halcyon days at 7 where I was playing in a field with no worries wasn't actually my life.dumb cunt
Might move to New New Delhi
>>202482286nah men smell and feel wrongdouching your arse can't be that difficult though
>casual 300-post gap between repliesmate?
>>202482236christians calling themselves jews is like mormons calling themselves christian
Fucking hell it don't half pen-and-ink in this thread
>>202482287Not reading all thatProbably made it up because he killed some zog bot mercenaries in donetsk
>>202482311objectively hilarious (same thing has happened here)
>>202482277do tinder. if you want to try the others leave it for the new year. dont bother with bumble, its shit.
what's blud doing
>>202482371ok lad, you have convinced me. Pretty sure i'm shadowbanned on Tinder but it's worth a go
rightthat's itcracking open the tins and watching more of the wireon season 2 now
Stop watching porn
>>202482364>Not reading all thatits one paragraph lad
Start watching Chinese porn
SEX WITH INDIAN WOMEN
>>202482337dont care. i wrote it and might as well post it. but really i wrote it for myself more than anyone else. to remind myself.
>>202482411Too many negroes in that
>>202481875I am nice to her.She also told me she puts signs outside when certain pumps are off, but people keep turning up and trying to use the pumps.>>202481880Will do lad.>>202481938I am white but I have a gf.So honestly it sucks mate.She's quite pretty.
>>202481703there are 4 plinths in trafalgar square3 of them are permanently decorated with statuesthe 4th is a rotating piece of contemporary sculpture commissioned by the mayor of londonlondon is the wokest most diverse city possibly in the entire worldyou can figure out the rest i'm sure
>>202482491>>202482491>>202482491
>>202482409as long as you havnt had an account on tinder for a while and make a completely new account you will be fine. dont reuse photos unless its absolutely unavoidable. you need 4 photos to make an account these days.
>>202481859>>202481924he's a battyman>>202481975blessed?
