Edward Longshanks edition
Kill all brownoids
OH NO NO NO NO
pooey arse and smeggy willyno wonder birds won't shag me
Vile trolls take note, any disgraceful posts will be taken up with the 4Chan admins!
>>202486931fuck britain + brits + edward longshanks + seggs with cans lady
nth for the gyaldem
Are there really people who still use toothpaste as adults?I just use baking soda, as does everyone I know.Flavored toothpastes are for children.
To you, is a crisp sandwich a sandwich that contains crisps among other things, or a sandwich that contains ONLY crisps (and butter)? Or can it be both?To me, growing up, it was certainly always the latter. But I see youngsters putting three crisps on a ham and cheese and call it a crisp sandwich. Wouldn't have happened back in my days.
>>202486931runnin lines in tuckyhttps://youtu.be/1-mb2C_GdF0?si=u1RnN1Q3aoq_a_AG
Explain to me using facts and logic how I'm not BAME, despite there only being approx 3.5 million people of my ethnicity, while Indians, of which there are at least 1.4 billion, are legally classified as BAME?
Spent the evening fucking the proto bf, his moans are so cute
>>202487001Most toothpastes having baking soda in them retard
Josef Mengele on a horse
>>202487024probably because it stands for black, asian, middle eastern?
>>202487029So then cut out the middleman idiot
>>2024870241.4 billion indians agree to being BAME, 3.5 million of yours do not
>>202487024you're not black, asian or north african
>>202486992don’t caresexo with Turkettes (including the hijabi slags)
>>202487024look in the mirror, are you the colour of literal shit? if not then you're clearly not a wog and not a BAME
I see 190 has been posting all day today once again. He really is dedicated to this place.
>>202487024BAME?
>>202487049wrong
>>202487049Why does it stand for that and not include actual minority groups?
Don't all reply to it you cunts makes you look extremely fucking desperate
>>202486998Her skin looks very unhealthy. She needs to take better care of herself.
>>202487078i stand corrected
is there a way to play video games multiplayer and avoid autistic zoomers that play it 10 hours a day and also avoid streamers I am punished when playing video games and ranking up by being met with more and more autistic zoomers after zoomer even in casual modes that become de facto competitive modes by the time I reach a mmr where the only pfps I see are pepe frogs and anime avatars I know it's time to leave that game foreverIt would benefit me a lot if servers were split by age 12 and under, 13-15, 16-18, 18-24, 25-30, 30+ something like that and you can just pick and choose which one you want or better yet all in 30+ were completely banned from interacting with anything underneath it. I just want to play a few hours a night. I don't want to keep up with season passes or compete with reaction times long since gone. Just casual shit. Because casual modes in games are not casual any more like they used to be.
Is affirmative action a thing in the UK?
Witnessing some spamming/flooding.
Invade people in elden ring and then spend an hour hiding and running away from themBasically, I'm being as obnoxious and annoying as possible
>Her skin looks very unhealthy. She needs to take better care of herself.
>>202487075This is a rather sad and unsettling image.
>>202487058>>202487064>>202487070You are missing the larger point, how can Indians be classified as a minority and given special treatment in the UK?
>>202487024‘They’ unironically retired the term BAME.Anyway its true that Lithuanians are an ethnic minority but in reality we all know these sorts of terms are all euphemisms for ‘person with black skin’
>>202487107could use a bit of a trim, do you guys have lawnmowers over there?
>This is a rather sad and unsettling image.
>>202487134Who hurt you
>>202487137sos the one posted above you
>>202487126Nope just ask Harry's wife
>>202487093don't shame her skin's pronouns brookie
>>202487103You could just not take video games as serious and just have fun instead
How many mixed-race people do you know?
>>202487070I have faced more racism in the UK than any Indian. Including from Indians. I don't get any special task force from the government or quotas to give me special treatment though.
I'm BAMEBritish, Alcoholic, and Massively Erotic
>>202487179the wicked witch that cursed my bloodline to ensure that I was born a little autistic freak lives deep in there
>>202487197Good. Sick you nazi collaborating cunts. Fuck off.
>>202487157Special treatment? He couldn't even get a brolly
>>202487172LifeBig fan of trying to knock people of ledges
*to the tune of AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long*YOUBORED ME ALLNIGHTLONG
>>2024871910Know a full on black tho
>>202487222Why do you hate English people?
>>202487103I'm 24 and I feel like a fucking snail compared to how I was a few years ago
>>202487140*creates a hemetic seal between my arse and your mouth and poos until your skin turns brown* there you go mate
>>202487231Why did he just stand there in the rain It was so bizarre
Just spaffed my load up a blokes throat and he swallowed
>Race Disparity Unithttps://equalities.blog.gov.uk/2022/04/07/why-we-no-longer-use-the-term-bame-in-government/
>>202487240>>202487263Good morning Saar.
>>202487191The mixed race girl who lives on the same floor as we do in our council flat is mixed race. She’s got a little boy and is always nice to me and smiles at me like I’m not a complete loser piece of shit. I’ve got a bit of a crush on her desu
>>202487246no non-Englishman ever called me a racist (unironically)
Snails? I eat them
>>202487283>>The mixed race girl who lives on the same floor as we do in our council flat is mixed race.she mixed race then
>>202487266trying to look tough l think
Get that fucking gay porn on
>>202487283>The mixed race girl who lives on the same floor as we do in our council flat is mixed race.astounding
>>202487281Reminder that R NHS has 40 or more diversity leads on £50k a year
>>202487305She’s mixed is what I’m saying
>>202487290You are a Saar.
>>202487309should've just got the stoney island on
putting $20 on denver to win
might move to rural Lithuania and teach English to female primary school students
There was a time when friday night was the slowest night for /brit/ not the fastest covid changed all that and it still hasn't recovered
>>202487346Wow hilarious
>>202487310Nah no need, I did the gay arse sex earlier
Mad how "English" lads on /brit/ get when I defend them and their history. It's very peculiar, indeed.
>>202487325What affirmative action benefits am I entitled to?
Me? I taunters tongue and then bewitching tongue in ng7
>>202487348State of this thread is fucking shocking. Like feeding time at the autistic zoo
got called a quadroon in waitrose
CAITLIN CLARK THAT WHITE BITCH GOT GAME SHE CAN BALL SHE CAN HOOP ROOKIE OF THE YEARMVP OF THE YEAR
>>202487283> She’s got a little boylol, mate, love the fuck on
>>202487348It's better like this. Can actually have a conversation. Back in 2015, /Brit/ was literally 300 posts of shit gimmicks and poo jokes and then a mad rush to make the new resulting in 5+ news every time.
>>202487346Post-Brexit it's a good move lad. But unlike the UK the immigration policy is very strict. You can't get citizenship without proof of Lithuanian blood.
>>202487384*flings poo at you**chuckles*
>>202487399Shut up big boy
>>202487399why did they force you out of /britfeel/?
>>202487399employed woman, how are you today? :3
>>202487365Almost like we're so deeply racist we'd find it insulting to have someone else defend our country
>>202487368Look it up on the .gov site, Saar.
Nigga just watched Joker and thought we wouldn't recognise the plot.
>>202487348sadly ive stopped drinking 2 litres of vodka every weekend and listening to autogenerated youtube mixes while staring out the window until 5am
for me it was aldrich faithful invasions
let's talk about your club. what's it called?stringfellowsok. but essentially, we're talking about your club. it's called..?stringfellows
need my neghole pozzed pronto
the people look like skyrim people
>>202487406*marries a lithuanian woman*
>>202487441If you're so deeply racist, why do I have to do your job for you? Good 70% of Brits I know are completely fine with what's happening or are indifferent because they are rich and not affected by it right now.
Reading about the Hundred Year War, mental how often the English utterly btfo'ed the French yet still lost because they just didn't have the resources. Suppose England had to be lucky every time to win the Hundreds Year war, while France only had to be lucky once - mad how well we did, all things considered.
>>202487433he was caught grooming minors on discord
Sexy black woman delivered my Chinese food so I tipped her well
>get match on Bumble>instant erectionit's called having high test. You lads wouldn't know
i'm a nasty boy
>>202487433Didn't. Just went really shit when helper started posting. A lot of the regular posters here are ex-/britfeel/.>>202487437Tired and going to bed soon.
>>202487399You’re actually such a shit tranny.At least the Finnish schizo has posted some saucy stuff
>>202487473That doesn't give you blood.
Eastern european women come here find a man in his 50s to marry and then raise their children to be only English. What's the reason.
>>202487513Freak
>>202487493Losing the Hundred Years War was unironically the best outcome for this country.
>>202487513That’s good to hear.Remember that you’re a strong woman. A kind woman. A beautiful woman. Your past experiences and traumas have not broken you, they’ve made a better and more compassionate person who wants to share that compassion with the world.Good luck with your day. :3
>>202487514do you really want to see that? >>202487136>>202487170
>>202487513>Just went really shit when helper started postingtrue and he's now somehow not the worst poster
>Can actually have a conversation.>Tired and going to bed soon.nice one you boring freak
>>202487170poo screaming
>>202487549he's an ugly bloke in his 30s you pathetic simp
this man died 2500 years ago
>>202487552holy grimoli
>>202487513Why don't you just post normally?
Just walked up the stairs
>>202487594poor guy never got to experience internet porn
>>202487541why?
>>202487535You’re entitled to citizenship after a few years of marriage of living with your partner.
>>202487592it's spaedo switching his vpns while masturbating
Unlike all the others, I don't claim to be British or English.
>>202487594Pretty good skin for a man of 2500 years
>>202487492It will work itself out
>A lot of the regular posters here are ex-/britfeel/.I'm old enough to remember when /brit/ was the normie board and /britfeel/ was exclusively for incel losers. Wish they fuck off back there - then I might not get Jay posted every time I talk about making eye-contact with a woman
>>202487310sure, you don't mind if I step out a bit for a wank okay?
>>202487592She’s a woman, an exceptional one, and you’re a incel rorke posting home alone on a friday night. No friends, no gf.
Going to go and buy some star wars comics and magic the gathering cards tonorrow
the …yh tranner looks a bit like Angela Rayner
>>202487687you should be ashamed of yourself encouraging the mentally ill like this
need to do the washing up but im knackered and want to go to bed
>>202487639Maybe in Australia, SAAAAAR.In Lithuania, you need to live there for a minimum of 10 years with proof of income before you can even hope to apply.
>>202487711probably why i find angela so fit
Tearing down the statues was still based.
>>202487638Consolidated English identity and statehood. The English crown's French territories were basically just a massive distraction and a huge financial and manpower sink and a source of major instability for the crown. It's not a coincidence that almost as soon as they were unburdened of them the Elizabethan Renaissance began and the English Empire was founded.
Eating an entire tub of ice cream as I drink beers
It genuinely makes me sad to think of his sad little life. No friends, not ever. Single mother, absent father, raped by his uncle. Now he's almost 40, can't wipe his ass by himself, and lives in this thread 24/7 where everyone hates him. What else is he supposed to do?
>>202487733lnteresting thanks
>>202487729grrr this post makes me angry, curse you spaino!
>>202487638nta but I don't disagreeFrance was bigger, had something like five times the population of England, was significantly wealthier, was more central and better connected to Europe, had direct trade-routes with the med and central europe, was easy to defend, and more technologically advanced than EnglandIn short - it was a better country in every way, and if there had ever been a Anglo-France union England would have been relegated to being a total after-thought. France would've become the dominant language (again) and English culture (which had been formed over the course of the Hundred Year War) would've been stamped out (again).In other words, had England won - we would have just become to France what Scotland is to us.
>>202487733Have sex lol
historymongs out in force
maybe I should just read books instead but I hate reading I barely read these posts >>202487594looks like Dr Michael Mosley
>>202487594europe's first black bastard
>>202487750Spaino hasn't posted here in months but he's totally mindbroken you :/ move on hun
could go out clubbing, but solo-clubbing is so fucking grim, you can only get away with it if you're very attractive or very charismatic (ideally both)
>>202487840Don't know who that is
>>202487804they are the ones always here at this time you toilers are usually in bed at this time but it's the weekend so you are here messing up all the history religion drugs and video game discussion that's usually the talk of night /brit/
>>202487733this is true as in eu4 the best strategy is to give france Normandy straight away
>>202487864frightfully dull isn't it?
aff tae bed
Made a chicken biryani
>>202487720https://www.migration.lt/web/the-citizen-of-a-spouse-a-husband-or-a-wife> If a citizen of Lithuania registers a marriage with a citizen of a foreign state, the latter (husband or a wife of a citizen of Lithuania) may be granted the citizenship of Lithuania after 7 years of the permanent residence in Lithuania with the citizen of Lithuania.>After 7 years of the permanent residence in Lithuania, a husband of a wife of a citizen of Lithuania may apply for granting the citizenship of Lithuania.7 years seems like a long time, but:> Residence of a person in Lithuania is recognized permanent, if the person does not leave Lithuania for a period exceeding 6 months per year. Where does it say proof of income?
>>202487788France's lack of demographic growth is mad, used to be 5x the population of the UK and now's roughly equal. They just didn't have as many kids for the entire 1800s as us or the germans
>>202487594this image was the first thing you saw when you walked into my secondary schools history department and it always reminds me of the smell
>>2024878987 years in Lithuania sounds like one of Dante's circles of hell. It's like an ironic punishment a Greek god would inflict on you.
>>202487893only thing more revolting than a disgusting tranny is a pitiful tranny chaser. good night x
>>202487712I think you should be more ashamed for trying to tear down a beautiful woman out of your own pathetic male insecurities.
>>202487938nini hun x
>>202487939You really need to get a life
>>202487939grrr this post makes me angry, curse you spaino!
>>202487898Wrong.>>202487927Also wrong.
>>202487939haha yeah
Me driving to work in Lithuania.
Lithuania is much nicer, cleaner, and safer than modern England.
*to the tune of AC/DC - For Those About To Rock*FOR THOSE ABOUT TO BLOGBEE OH WHY BEE BEE
>>202488026So why aren't you living there then?
>>202487788>France was bigger, had something like five times the population of Englandsource?
When I think about it, it’s actually crazy that middle eastern countries don’t grant you citizenship for marrying a female citizen. Literally the chuddiest places on earth.
Yooo did mengele clone Hitler?!?
>>202488037Because I live here. But if you keep ruining the country by importing millions of third warders I will pack up shop and move.
lol
>>202488071he does in that movie yeah
poo barms
>>202487978Answer my question about proof of income.
>>202488083SPOILERS FUUUUCK
>>202488082just getting silly now isn't it?
>>202488065https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medieval_demography
Downed 4 beers in 20 minutes
shouldn't more attention be getting paid to a group of vigilante criminals calling themselves The Bladerunners disabling traffic cameras every day we are in v for vendetta times
>>202488082Poor guy must've been really suffering :(
welcome to the filter >pooeybarmlad
>>202488082I hate this country
>>202488121retards>we WANT our streets to be more dangerous!
>>202488102It's 10 years and not 7 years.Here you go.https://www.migracija.lt/en/noriu-tapti-lr-pilie%C4%8Diu1
Typed out a long hateful post but thought of that verse from Ephesians and realised I am above that.
>>202488156nah 20 is taking the piss
>>202486931how long were his shanks?
Me Braderunner
you best start believing in dystopiasyou're in one
>>202487893g'nite x
>>202488102
business idea: Islamic Star Trek
>>202488179
>>202488214Which direction would they pray in?
>>202488187Mad house instead of increasing places at unis for doctors and nurses they'd rather import 1.billion africans
why aren't you out shagging right now?
>>202488112mental, that, just makes us look even better
>>202488208Btw, all of these requirements are being increased every year.
>>202488121>The BladerunnersTheir leader is called Captain Gatso he has a twitter account and a wikipedia article about himhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Gatsoand he's managed to keep his identity a secret? Some line of duty Balaclava Man shit going on
Got some pants made out of moles 180 quidReally warm
>>202488173oh i looked it up and it's for ulezat least it isn't a safety issue
>>202488214Isn't that just Dune?>>202488232Shagged earlier and the proto bf is up early for work so I dropped him home already
me bradelunna *makes squinty eyes with fingers*
>>202488232gf in America
>>202488162That’s for normal naturalisation. For marriage you need 7 years and no POI. If you’re a “stateless person” (i.e a rapefugee that burned their passport) you only need 5.
>>202488232too shy for all that :)
gary gritter
>>202488292lol sent that cunt back to the Baltic swamps
>>202488208hmm no dual citizenship come to think of it that really is a strange thing for a country to allow
>>202488292Moving the goal posts to cope, huh?
*loud gong crash*
Business idea: religion
>>202487594love bog bodies me
>>202488232i hate women, groups of people and leaving my smelly flat
have never been sent or done
>trying to sleep>there's some nogs outside having a massive house party and attempting to be as loud as humanly possibleif I called popo on them for a Friday night party would they just scoff at me or would they actually listen to my request?
might play in the Baltics in ck3 they still have pagans
>>202488318Dual citizenship is only for a set few of people who fled during communism to USA.
>>202488356do you live in london?
shine bright likea diamond
>>202488318Lotta countries don't allow it. If you become a citizen of elsewhere you stop being Japanese for example
>>202488381ye
>>202488324I was talking about marriage citizenship from the beginning THO: >>202487473The only european country with somewhat difficulty citizenship access for foreigners (even if they’re married to citizens) is Hungary and they’re still getting immigrants.
>>202488318It's due to their seething over Russians. Normal countries that aren't perpetually butthurt about their neighbours can allow it.
>>202488356lol the rozzers aren't going to bother with that
>>202488412state
>>202488356tell them you smell weed
mohamed al-fayed
>>202488179BOOBA
>>202488356>would they actually listen to my request?lol
SMOKE OPIUM
>>202488419You were coping. This also applies for people married to Lithuanian citizens. There's a well known youtube channel run by a white canadian who is married to a Lithuanian woman and has kids with her, has lived there for nearly 10 years, but is still treated like a complete foreigner. Sorry, but not all countries are as cucked as Australia, SAAAAR.
>If you become a citizen of elsewhere you stop being Japanese for example
what do they do all day in swansea?
Find it really odd how with some guys I become a total submissive bottom and with others I wanna fucking dominate them hard
watching porn but not masturbating
>>202488409Most non-western countries don’t allow for it. Even in europe it’s only like 40-50% common.The middle east and russia do surprisingly.
I’ve just had an absolute distaster I’ve been talking to this girl from tinder right and she was at pub and I wasn’t doing anything and she said I could pick her up and take her home so I’m like sound good chance to meet her no pressure and all that shit and if she doesn’t like me she can bin me off no harm done. My flat is between the pub and where she lives, I don’t know where she lives exactly but the general area, I drove past my flat on the way to hers and she was like where are you going and I’m like ? I’m taking you home and she said I thought you were taking me to your flat (btw I’ve just moved in 4 months ago and I still haven’t bought a bed) so I had to turn to her and tell her I dont have a bed and she was like what the fuck do you mean you don’t have a bed had to awkwardly drive her home absolute shitemare diasterclass
>>202488469You Will Never Be English. You are a Russian with delusions of grandeur. Can't wait until Putin vaporises your entire pathetic excuse for a "country".
find the SAAAR meme pretty grating but obviously l'm called lndian if l complain
Sickening vile Pajeets from the UK want to defile Lithuania and shit in the streets like they do in the UK. Sorry, no.
>>202488524>>202488030
>>202488469you’re moving the goal posts lad, i won
>>202488545It's significantly less funny than all the other Indian memes.
>>202488545Good morning (in 6 minutes) sir
>>202488532Correct, I will never be English and I am fully accepting of that reality. But I am not Russian. My country is 500 years older than Russia. You Anglos are extremely clueless about continental history.
FREE THE ZESTY MANDEM
Dr. Mengele just threw this nigga through a table and called his wife an ugly bitch looool
>>202488524
foxes have been fed now it's time for bed, goodnight lads
>you’re moving the goal posts lad, i won
>>202488514They need spies
>You Anglos are extremely clueless about continental history.
>>202488545it's funny when it's a post that sounds like an indian wrote itit's not funny when it's the finnish schizo doing it to random posts just because he doesn't like them
>>202488591Utterly made up nonsense. There is no historical record of any Baltic country. Can't wait to not lift a single finger whilst Asiatic Bolshevik hordes run a train on your sister.
>>202488603great movie that
smeg
>>202488634Seen this picture so many times and just noticed the bizarre paintings in the background
>>202488524Fucking howling.How do you not have a bed? Matress on floor sconner?
>>202488647You are either trolling or retarded. Lithuania was the biggest country in Europe before Russia even existed.
You ever wish someone would put a trip on so you could filter them?
>>202488704Yes, the doommong during covid
You know between Amer and EW this general has seen a disproportionate amount of transfolk.
>>202488695By direct landmass*
>>202488695Is this your first day here?
>>202488524bedtime la
>>202488695discount poles
>>2024881786'2"
>>202488742Unfortunately no>>202488764Discount Welsh
>>202488704Who in particular is it this time?
>>202488730
I'm gonna keep clapping when the plane lands and you're gonna deal with it
how do I talk to women?
>>202488775Why are you replying to the resident troll then?
>>202488775lol epic! you took what I said and changed it! epic for the win!
>>202488806tell them you own a bed
could you kill a chimp 1v1?
>>202488783scream
>>202488814I believe in education for the wider 4chan community.
>>202488806Open your mouth and move your tongue
>>202488827I would pretty much slaughter every single land based animal 1v1
>>202488827of course not
>>202488806you throw rocks and hiss at them
>>202488827Hand to hand? No wayUsing my immense intelligence to set up a sequence of traps? Maybe
>>202488827would give him a run for his money
>>202488827if I had a weapon and armour
>The suwar are arranged roughly in order of descending size; therefore the arrangement of the Qur'an is neither chronological nor thematic.still mad to me this
need Lithuanian gf
Playing as Lithuania in Medieval Total War 2 was pretty kino
>>202488923It is so fucking retarded the whole thing is entirely chronological, there's no reason for it not be ordered that way
In desperate need of pub friends. Friends where we go to the pub and chat and maybe get some food. Fucking hate clubs where you can't hear someone talking 5 feet from you, fucking hate bars where you can't even get a seat, just want a couple of cheap pints from spoons and to watch footy while chatting shit. Is that so much to ask?
>>202488975if you want that hurry up and accept that team leadership role at tesco
>>202488941I don't mind if you're a white Brit
>>202488975you only get that if you're mates are into football really into it like they get depressed if their team loses
>>202488975just pick a pub and go there
>>202488975I wanted to organise regular /brit/ meet ups and posted some my ideas up but everyone just took the piss out of me :(
>>202488827yes. easily
Why are they claiming Hitler was spoiled as a child when he was beaten mercilessly by his retarded father and grew up poor?
>>202489026wtf Tranis lives in the UK now?
>>202488975Monty Pyke. Table 42. Be there.
new>>202489108>>202489108>>202489108
>>202489088Debilas. Kalbek Lietuviskai.
>>202488975The Trusty Servant. Newton Haven. Tomorrow at 7:00 PM. Be there or be square.
medievalenglishnobleswanker loves his medieval english nobles
>>202488232too tired. need to message the tinder match tomorrow and maybe get a few more matches. really want a gf.
