mandala edition
just done a poo on a womans chest in a legally consensual manner
the person who posted a reply from 2 years ago is one of the saddest posts ive ever seen really
we could disenfranchise the pensioners by making a too old to vote law
>>202496401that's just unpleasant for all involved including me reading about this indecent act
might start a biker gang
>>202496443would get wiped out by a preexisting biker gang within moments even if it had a funny name like the wankard poosers, just not happening
>>202496421What's wrong with that? I save all my posts that get at least 3 or more (You)s.
>>202496548Russiamong poster will NOT like this post
Mad how its pretty obvious one of the plans with the Ukraine war was that China would eventually start a war over Taiwan and its pretty obvious Russia is kind of fucked kek
>>202496569>My penis, a love storyWhat the shit is thisWhy do these left wing whackadoodles write bullshit all the time?Say what you will about cringe boomer shit like Fox News, I mean yeah they're super cringe in their own way, but at least they would never write an article called "My penis, a love story." At least I don't think they would. I doubt it.
your opinions on non-white people?
>Baby Choked To Death After Mom Died While Feeding Him, Police Say
>>202496617Wish they would stop coming here as economic parasites that have no interest in participating in the existing society
>>202496605he said very nervously for the hundredth time since last week
>>202496605>>202496626same poster btw
>>202496630Its obvious Russia and China extremely over-estimated their positionsYou dont even have to have a brain to see it dog
>>202496646Fuck off and stop trying to kill Donald Trump you Ukrainian fuck
Pitbull owners be like "oh he's not aggressive so long as you do this and this and this and don't do this and this and this and this." Yeah? A long line of shit I have to do to keep him from mauling me? I have a better idea, how about I carry on doing whatever the fuck I want and if your hellbeast gives me any trouble I empty a 9mm magazine into him and charge you for the ammo?
>When some autistic tranny starts accusing you of random things because he doesnt like what you are saying
>>202496500weird sad cunt
>girls when I was 14 went weak in the knees for one direction>now I'm a 27 year old pensioner one direction are still what little girls are going mental overthat's bizarrewere schoolgirls in the 80s and 90s still going mental for paul, john, george and ringo?
>>202496655
>Russian on a vpn goes full autism at the slightest criticism
Fuck Camelhoe Harris and fuck Ukraone.
>>202496639Incorrect
>>202496705oh do be quiet you pestilential tub of lard
>>202496707lying Ukrainian fuckYou missed (twice) lmao
I’m so depressed, my room is completely filthy, I can’t bring myself to step out of bed or even eat. Life isn’t worth living, no woman will ever love me, I am merely waiting to die but death eludes me. Maybe I will Uber eats a bottle of vodka and drink it all, but likely not. I just wish I had never been born.
Is this /cum/?? Fuck off stupid yanks
>>202496605what is it about that island that gets China so workedthey don't just seethe about it, you can get the death penalty for recognizing Taiwan
>yanks come to /brit/ and babble about his murrifat domestic affairsgrimthis is why yanks are generally considered subpar on /brit/
>2 months in and the country already hates Labourlmao
>>202496702>nooooo you can't just call bullshit on my Ukrainian libshit propaganda bslmao enjoy your myocarditis loser
>>202496735ohayo nihonji san!! have you visited budokan?
katy passed out on the cronem goon
>>202496752shut the fuck up you fucking chink retard
>>202496734Asians unironically have a hivemind mentality
good morning britbongs. i come in peacewhat city has the most english roses?
>>202496752eat shit and die
>>202496752U one of them lil dicked niggas with an inhaler and glasses that is allergic to peanuts?
>>202496768the city of fuck off and die clogwog you loathsome sack of shit
>>202496735pop the VPN off mate, nobody cares who you are
>>202496768They're not in at the moment
>>202496768probably london tbqhand maybe oxford or cambridge
It would be funny if Belgium nonce got cancer and died in a fire
Pop that clit in your mouth bb
What's so great about Chinathey seem like dickheads
>>202496840
>>202496860ching wong fu shong wang chong xhong zhiang
Mumberg's obsession with garage sales doing me fooking nut in.Didn't see her text about getting a coffee mug I could've easily picked up today after working but I was fooking tired as shit and wanted to go home and pass out
FUMING cause all I wanted was to pass out in my pool in the sun but of course neighbergs showed up and I couldn't do I just blasted music all evening and ruined their night too. Fucking cunts.
>>202496915ungrateful little shit
>>202496915>>202496926Blog tf on
>>202496930Just feel bad for not getting the mug. Should've seen her text but I was busy going to the doctor's where a cute janny girl said hi to me and then got nuggies at shartmart and got home and drank off the adderall
will your next car be an EV /brit/?
>>202496931Maybe he still has it and I can pick it up tomorrow on my bike. Doesn't help me now as I try to relax and try to go to sleep thoughever
atss uhpm dooo iskk oeee
>>202496860It's safe, high trust and full of chinese people unlike the cultural amalgamation seen in europe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf69pBXxdNo
>>202496981who tf asked
>>202496959god no, they seem like a step backwards in every way
The girl who said hi to me was my looksmatch and yet I've been messaging some bitch that's ten years older than me...
>>202496989>>>202497046
Should I shag and old bint lads or just try to get a gf
>>202497104pls have sex with indian women
>>202496374>mandala edition
Isn't it ironic that expressing genuine gratitude and appreciation can in turn hurt the receiver? They could feel skeptical of your motives, discomfort at having to manage your emotions, or distraught at you reminding them of things they're trying to move on from. Emotions and relationships are complex
>>202497118In 10 years of working with Indian women in the workplace, I have never found ONE to be sexually attractive. Not racist, just none of them have been attractive.
>>202497157sorry mate, NSFW image expect a knock at the door
good morning
in the spot and i cum with the fellas
>>202497211might have a coffee soonshower first then a coffee
>>202497225I'm a grower, not a shower x
you love to see it
>>202497157That's fucking bleak
>>202497260oh bless x
>>202497147Some have great milker & poopa genetics
What kinds of meals do you lads make for yourself?Pretty much my go to is Penne with red sauce and spicy italian sausage.Every once in awhile I will buy a box of hamburger patties and run through those.I also do quite like Red Barron Pizza and Italian cold cuts like Pepperoni/Salami and provolone on whatever kind of bread I feel like at the time.
>wow anon, how do you know all these tidbits about other cultures?>Oh, you know, just chatting and browsing online Oh yeah, what websites >Well um uhhh you know just Reddit haha
>>202497160spaeeeedooooospaeeeedooooospamming your trannies at 6am are you? vile thing you are >>202496860>>202496891bizarre posts
>>202497352Have you considered trying to advance your tastes beyond when you were 12 years old
>>202496788>clogwogWhy do people call him this when its just spaedo on a VPN.Oh you think theres just one guy devoted to using 2 different VPNs for cuckposting? oh yeh sure
>>202497391What do you eat?
>>202497354By 2100, half the human population will have faces like this. Aliens will take the worst subspecies as being representative of humans. Grim
>>202497402Regularly that I cook myself?Pork or chicken stir fryA few types of beef curryChili Bolognese in either the northern or southern style Pork schnitzel with mashSausages with sauerkraut All very easy dinners to cook and serve with a salad
Madrid love their half irish players
y'all are really eating pasta rice and bread on the regular huh? damn
>>202497507What is your obsession with Ireland?
>>202497532Yeah imagine ever eating carbs, crazy
>>202497548you think those are the only sources of carbohydrates? bizarre
>>202497392>vpndon't know what schizo's and weirdos infest /brit/ threads.but that's not me
>>202497532i eat rice 4 days a week minimum and pasta 1 days a week
Morning all
forgot to trim my nose hairs before my 1 to 1 yesterday and i got home and looked in the mirror and it was very wild up there
>>202497408>tp>tf
feel like noseberg is losing the battle against the germ that invaded my nasal cavities . can only resort to brute force of flooding it out for 3 days now. why can't it be more like mossad with targeted attacks
>>202497683treat yourself to a beechams plus
>>202497260what retard brings their cat on a camping trip
>>202497695i used to take my cat on holidaynot camping admittedly but a change of scenery for her nonetheless
new marina ladshttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/sep/20/glasses-donor-money-keir-starmer-pm-approval-ratings-liz-truss
>>202497720sent that freak to specsavers
>>202497720quite the smug journos smile she has
not bad sleeps this week
such a good movie
>>202497811never heard of it
>>202497770what happened thursday?
>>202496421Post it?
bowl movement o'clock
>>202497842just went to bed a bit late i guess
>>202497611bro is living off potatoes and beans...
had some of my coffee now :)
>>202497828a very emotional and relatable kino brought to you by a jew in new york
>>202497883>a very emotional and relatable kino brought to you by a jewevery drama ever
>>202496729ktim
>>202497901every race has things it excels atemotional manipulation in their specialty
few things more sad than getting stood up is there
katy waking up sore
trump still has more voters. they're just not responding to pollsters because they're in league with the liberal establishment. why would they trust them after jan 6
>>202497932not trying would have been sadder lad. someone who would stand somebody up isn't someone you'd want to spend time with anyway. chin up and on to the next one
had one too many bloody marys last night
>>202498174how has your spirit not been utterly defeated. are you new
>>202498156If trump only turned anti-israel and went hard on removing israeli influence from the government, he would easily win the election
>>202498226trump will be shaking hands with yahya sinwar at a peace ceremony within 6 months of his victory
might spend the morning blogposting if that's alright with everyone
>>202498303quite alright with me
>She said she was pressured into taking a trip to Paris with Fayed, where he made inappropriate comments and "put his hands on either side of my face and kissed me"Mad that they could just not go but decide their good job is worth more and then when they dont have their good job they complain
>>202498303Be my guest.
often have dreams about needing to do a poo but the toilet is in a place with no privacy
>>202498531only a virgin would be afraid to get his arse and dingle out in public
have a recurring dream where I’m punching someone but none of my punches are making contactdenting my irl fighting confidence a bit ngl
i just realized that grand strategy wargames like victoria 3, HoI lets losers of history(brown people, wheraboos, commies) act out their fantasies. made me chuckle
>>202498584just carry a knife
>>202498584you should try to lucid dreaming. I've had a few lucid dreams, and they're so memorable even today
>>202498637Just let people have some fun.
done too much mcat de lads cant sleep
>>202498677i'm not saying it's bad. just funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8n_g5eTDRQ
smornin :)
>>202498637all videogames let losers act out their fantasies
>>202498737*claps along*
stinks of cat piss in here
>>202498783even cooking mama?
>>202498799ESPECIALLY cooking mama
no idea what my clothing style should be dont trust quality of goods on the high street + not knowledgeable enough to know where cool people buy theirs (cant spend £100 on a shirt either)
>>202498804have you considered wearing a shirt and trousers?
rebecca black's big bazongas
Who started that weird myth where Russians have somekind of abstract incalculable intelligenceAfter the whole Ukraine thing, its just kind of like damn, they are actually just stupid as fuck.
>>202498804Doesn't matter what you wear just Clean Shaven. Always.
this mornings menu:sosij, avocado on toast and two poached eggsblack pourover covfefe and cranberry juice
>>202498869such a millennial loooool
>>202498859Russia is based
imagine being paige turnah's boyfriend and she has a big curry night while watching netflix and the next morning from like 6am onwards she's brapping and gassing and the room slowly fills up with rancid stench and you get so horny but also angry about being woken up with brappers that you fuck her in the "aahrse" as she would say haha yeah imagine that
>>202498883then he'll be like "why cant I afford a house!" lool
Esoteric Skyrimism
mumstein just said I need to wear smarter clothes if I want to get a job - as if the laptop takes a picture of me and what I'm wearing when I press "Apply" on the website. fuck sake
>>202497811whats this about some daughters or something
Actually making a solid game
>>202498970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeK_TPOltk&ab_channel=RhysMills...what?
Inheritance should be banned.If you want to be wealthy, work for it.
A teenager caught on video stabbing a rival repeatedly with a sword on a train has been cleared of all charges after he claimed he was acting in self defence.Horrified passengers yelled at Rakeem Thomas, 19, to ‘f—–g stop it’ as he stabbed Kyran O’Shea-Deriggs between Shortlands and Beckenham Junction in south London. Footage shared online at the time showed Thomas, wearing a black hooded jacket and face mask plunging the large blade repeatedly into Mr O’Shea-Deriggs.
>>202499000Parents should be able to gift their property to children tax free but possessions and cash should be taxed otherwise absolutely no-one is getting on the property ladder and all housing is going to end up owned by big banks
>>202498913she looks proper grim nowwas a prime succubus at one point
Let that woman fart. Set my nostrils ablaze!
>>202499011irish diaspora
>>202498962update: she offered to take me to H&M
cronem snoring, katy preparing his breakfast and a fresh nike tech outfit
>>202499011>Rakeem ThomasVibrant and diverse.
The lads are free tonight to hang out but told the missus I would be about to help her plan her birthday partyThe normie conundrum
>>202499072I would literally pay like $500 to interview you for an article I'm writing about you.
>>202499000only an atomised childless commie could think this
>>202499077Just go to Marks and Spencers>>202499083>plan her birthday partylmao are you literally a teenager
do any of you still go on family holidays
>>202499083you go out and ill look after your misses
>>202499040>taxed otherwise absolutely no-one is getting on the property ladder and all housing is going to end up owned by big banksBut thats what those kinds of posters want, they want the government to seize property because they are jealous.They dont care who gets it, they just want everyone to be bottom dweller filth like them
>>202499100nothing sadder than seeing a fully grown man loping around some european holiday resort with his parents
Starmer is individually stupid but Britain's ruling class genuinely think the fact they like bloody footy instead of killing foxes means they can get away with corruption because they aren't like the eton tory toffs
>>202499094Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work for your wealth. Don't be a shirker getting handouts. Protestant work ethic. Austere, hard work. Discipline.
>>202499135>They dont care who gets it, they just want everyone to be bottom dweller filth like themYou know damn well that's not true, but it makes you feel superior and stops you from considering their views.
Another bad sleep
>>202499099I don't fancy clothes shopping with my mum at all tbqh, I am a grown man. nevertheless yes m&s is fine but I don't need clothes she's just being silly x
>>202499090Literally just go watch the interview he did with Thailad, Emmett and Mikey
'radley on the 'it/>>>/fit/75149401
>>202499135I agree. Most people who espouse such views aren't serious people in the slightest and their fetish for decline and degrowth is born of a pettiness that just wants everyone else to feel as miserable as they are.
>>202499136that's sort of how I see it as well. there are siblings too though. I think being an only child would make it worse somehowalas
>>202499152>buzzwords nice one
good grief I would love to get my cock balls deep in tina kay's sluthole
>>202499136I have unfortunately been dragged to Spanish holiday resorts for weddings and things, and the most pathetic types of guys are always on the deck chairs at 8am with their mum and dad talking about some infantile cringe.
>>202497634>don't know what schizo's and weirdos infest /brit/ threads.you
***s should be banned******s should be bannedIf you want to be wealthy work for it
>>202499161Where?
Alright guys? Not long got up. Having a black coffee that's a tad strong for by tastes.
>>202497537i was never 'obsessed' with ireland until something decided to shove brown irish people in my face for some reason>>202499225kill yourself
littered with spelling mistakes
>>202499152This is either satire or a zoomer regurgitating every buzzword he's heard on the topic.
>>202499154>You know damn well that's not trueIf you want to live in a communist commune you can, no one is stopping you.The only reason no one does its communism is just a manipulation to steal other peoples shit.>but it makes you feel superior and stops you from considering their views.Nah, the entire premise of their worldview is actually what does that, they are lazy faggots who want to steal other peoples shit and dance around it like little lying faggots, they like to use worlds with less neative connotations like "expropriate" when all it means is the government steals and it gives it the guise of somekind of legitimacy because its a different word when it really is just theft.Nah people like you are unironically the worst kind of faggot because you drag others down with you.
>>202499225hope you get knifed by a pikey trying to steal some steak today
Another weekend wasted
>>202499273someone edit an aldi uniform on them
>>202499245>jumps straight to "communism" in discussion about inheritance taxamerican direction brain rotslow down and think next time before the tribalism takes over your brain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCe-H1RWF-8&ab_channel=Jason%27sVideoGamesSource
>>202499100every few yearsI only go these days because sisterberg brings her bf who I get on really well with
>>202498996That was very good. Remember seeing it in the cinema as a teen in three consecutive days in summer
Just makes no sense to take property off people and make them start from nothing over and overHow to keep your general population poor and the big banks rich 101Govt should do everything it can to get people housed, it goes completely against any rational thinking to do this for free via inheritance than taking things off people to messily redistribute the wealth
>>202499312Bizarre. Imagine being friends with the guy who bangs your sister.Are you gay or have you had a threesome with them yet?
>>202499312oh "get on really well" do you ;) love his company do you ;)
Tomorrow is the last day of summer. Dark nights are coming.
>>202499299I liked to use the Mauser so I can shoot him 15 times in the dick
>>202499242>>202499192Shirker
>>202499312imagine talking about the ladies and then he forgets that his girlfriend is your sister says she's got a fat pussy and loves anal or something
>>202499337>>202499339I think it's time to pop off the internet and experience the real world for a bit lads, for your mental health
>>202499293>Inheritance should be banned.>If you want to be wealthy, work for it.Like I said, you dance around it like a little lying faggot.Mental how you cant refute any of what I say
Why do right wing shirkers think they have a right to inherit property?
getting done in by a gang of stinky /brit/ boys later
Not enough indie games making fun of troons
>>202499377You dont get to call the shots on others peoples shit you soft handed faggotSimple as
>>202499345THAT'S OBSCENE
there's vomit on my sweater already
>>202499371I lean libertarian and I didn't say inheritance tax should be banned. You are clearly too emotionally worked up to take part in a political conversation. Politics does that to people who are tribal.
Governmentberg absolutely begging Putin to give them a justification to send white British lads to die in frozen wastelands
>nooooo you can't take away mummy and daddy's stuff it's all mine!!!!>go work for your own things like me even though mummy and daddy worked for it!!!
what tf happened to jolly fat ppl
>>202499299I like that RDR toad.
>>202499459Not possible in the economic climate I dont think lad
>>202499444Most would defect to Russia.
>>202499420>Politics does that to people who are tribalpolitics does that to everyone political parties should be outlawed
>>202499459Scientifically disproven. Fat people are sad and calling them jolly or bubbly was cope.
If you think summer lasts until late September that means you also think 20th December is still autumn which is genuinely fucking mental
Why are you morons going to work on Saturday?
currently urinating with a full errection
>>202499487seasideMARK said tomorrow is the last day of summer.
mumberg's put the washing on the stupid bitch
>>202499494Tamworth mentioned
>>202499405That's where you're wrong kiddo
put my socks on
>>202499497do you call it an errection because its so small you can't tell if its hard or not, making you say "err"
>>202499487Summer lasts until it stops being warm.Autumn lasts until it gets real cold.Winters lasts until it starts getting warmer again.Only dweebs care about official dates.
rorke's 2xl dungarees from jacamo arriving in the post
>>202499513I used to go through tamworth station a lotStill bizarre how the two tracks cross over each other(I am not a train nerd)
>>2024994945 days over 7 with regular saturday working is the norm for pretty much all wageslave roles these days. nowadays you need a degree if you hope to have a job with weekends off
>>202499540what about when it was cold last week but warmed up again this week
>>202499464played RDR recentlytragic story
babababab
>>202499509FOSYEG
>>202499543One goes norf to crewe and souf to londonOne goes east to derby and west to brum/walessimple as
>>202499566the seasons changed
>>202499524Programming socks?
but i... errected them sir
>>202499449lmao resentful povvo by chance?
Got to go and help sisterstein move from middul back to norf, going to take all fucking day
>>202499621eshuta?
>>202499621Don't nonce her lad
>IS THAT...A THREE BED SEMI DETACHED HOUSE BEING INHERITED BY A TOTALLY NORMAL MAN IN HIS 40S? NOOOOO I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAA
>>202499608I'm a NEET and will most likely never have to work thanks to my parents estate.
Wish I could go back in time and play WoW in the year 2007.
>or a zoomer regurgitating every buzzword he's heard on the top-ACK!
>>202499621she fit?
>>202499582from autumn to summer?
the ad on this blue board is now quite literally a man shagging a green monster woman and holding her tits
>>202499593no just regular socks. my feet were chilly.
>>202499370Honest answer, she asks you to join them in a threesome, what do you say?
might do a wankeroo to asa akira here
>>IS THAT...A THREE BED SEMI DETACHED HOUSE BEING INHERITED BY A TOTALLY NORMAL MAN IN HIS 40S? NOOOOO I'M GOING INSANE AAAAAAAAA
>>202499640How much do you weigh now vs 2007?
hate every moment that I'm awake
>>202499683bizarre point, think you've lost it
hoodlum chiefing loud kush stinking up katy’s bedroom now
Some of you seem really sweet. Shame about the angry incels arguing about tax in the most inane manner imaginable.
>>202499712looks like we have something common after all 190
>>202499684More but if I had to guess not much more, maybe 20 pounds and thats only because of developing into the adult frame.Im not fat and I wasnt fat if thats what im reading you are getting at.
>>202499608Shirker
>>202499712ever try going back to bed?
more like 190kg lol
>>202499712Good thing Labour is fast tracking the right to die de lad
>>202499712Even when you're ducking a coffee?
i dont want to toil tomorrow
>>202499718190kg 9am melty>>202499748>>202499713
>>202499756alri vicar
>tranny takes damage in my game>"ACK!"
>>202499762People with real jobs often work weekends.
/brit/ word of the day: shirker
>>202499721Seems like a natural outgrowth of someone piping up with some gay, retarded, shortsighted shit.
>>202499736Why would I actively want to be poorerAre you that dense
>>202499798Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work for your wealth.
>>202499748can't come soon enough
>>202499713I think what he is getting at is that you arent vouching for legislature thats going to effect the people you think it will effect.Mostly it will be stealing old semi fucked up houses from working class people who made good choices earlier in life.
got my favourite game on
>>202499680preferred london keyes
>>202499826I already work hard so that when I do inherit my parents stuff I won't be cucked into selling, 190
that would be an ecumenical matter
>>202499867honestly have no idea how FNV got associated with troons, is it just because it has some gay NPCs in it
>>202499863He was suggesting that normal people inheriting normal houses is somehow a jewish trick
>>202499762i couldnt be a vicar. I'm against abortion, gay marriage, and immigrants.
>>202499903Certainly not the case, do you know how greentexting with an image implies?
>>202499895good but modern game, need a level of being a nerd to mod it to be good > 2020 lockdowns happen > nerds get groomed while alone > troon wave
Mental how fucked Onision is
The irony is many people set to inherit stuff are already paddling furiously under the surface to build the best life possible for themselves and only a few can realistically doss it off on their parents estateMeanwhile povvo slackers just give up at the first hurdle and demand free shit
Proto bf has turned out to be a bit of a rorke
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>>202499895Gaming community is full of trannysPretty sure people being trannys is just autistic guys liking those gay little girl animes too much
>>202499933Zoomed.
>>202499895was just about to ask this myself i reckon it's just because nearly everyone played it it was the in thing at school for a while in 2010 and 2011
>>202499960Yeah they ruined /agdg/My simple questions get ignored
>>202499780bvsed
>>202500004>>202500004>>202500004
>>202499895honestly have no idea how thinkpads and arch linux got associated with troons
>>202499781You dont have a jobyou dont have fannyyou dont have taekwondo certificatepiss off
