How do I escape my third world shithole? I want to leave India. I have no friends here, I can't properly talk to 99.999% of the population because they're dumbfucks and nothing works. The infrastructure sucks and we have first world prices but third world salaries. I test pretty well but now most EU countries are tightening up immigration laws for high-skilled labor and making citizenship extremely difficult.>Austria 30-10 years>Belgium 5 years>Bulgaria 5 years>Croatia 8 years>Cyprus 7 years>Czech Republic 5 years>Denmark 9 years>Estonia 8 years>Finland 8 years>France 5 years>Germany 3-5 years>Greece 7-5 years>Hungary 8 years>Iceland 7 years>Ireland 5 years>Italy 10 years>Latvia 5 years>Lithuania 10 years>Malta 7 years>The Netherlands 10 years>Norway 8 years>Poland 3 years>Portugal 5 years>Romania 8 years>Slovakia 8 years>Slovenia 10 years>Spain 10 years>Sweden 5 years>Switzerland 10 yearsIs Germany the answer? Could I finally live my life in peace without being assaulted by retarded poos? Would I be able to secure a modicum of human interaction that'd ensure the guy opposite to me wouldn't be a complete drooling retard high on his own piss and shit?
Fuck off. We don't want you here.
>>202497982I have a few suggestions for you:UK high potential individual visa requires a degree from a certain university. Is it possible for you to get a degree from one of these universities? Any will do:https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/high-potential-individual-visa-global-universities-list/high-potential-individual-visa-global-universities-list-2023Next, have you considered moving to Brazil, Argentina, or Paraguay? These are the easiest countries in the world to move to. Personally I would like to see more Indian immigration to Brazil.
>>202497982Do you have pajeet accent?
>>202498016That's not true there are plenty of Indians in Germany and they are pretty happy actually
>>202497982Try coastal China. Europe is a dump anyway
>>202498074It's literally not possible for an Indian to get a visa to China, there were like 20 Indian visas to China approved last year lol.
>>202498059>there are plenty of Indians in GermanyExactly. More than enough. We don't need more.OP wants to get away from indians. Germany is not the way since there are indians here.OP, why not go to pakistan? Afaik there's not too many indians there.
>>202498124No actually it's not nearly enough. I think the correct amount may be 3 to 4 times more actually.
>>202498124Can't wait to see berghain I'm looking for a job in Germany right now
>>202497982I think it's pretty easy to immigrate here, the cost of living is affordable and the tuition fees aren't very high. You can also work as a food delivery driver to make money. I see lots of Indians everyday so it can't be very difficult.However it does actually take like 10 years to get citizenship not 5 and you need to learn the national language but you'd be fine with just the premanent resident card
>>202498041Nope.https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/FSIQ/results.php?data=GUPtHR8DMdT5I know online tests aren't very accurate. I consider my real score to be 0.5-1 SD lower than what's shown here.>>202498030There are no Indian universities on that list, so no.The easiest way in for me would be to get a masters. Getting a job without it would be difficult.>>202498074I'd love to live in one of the large cities but it's difficult.>>202498030Why trade one shithole for another? I'd rather live in India if the only alternative is South America.>>202498124There's barely any difference between Pakis and Indians.>>202498016;_;>>202498212The 10 years is a dealbreaker. If I was planning for 10 years I'd rather go to Switzerland. I don't mind learning a language or two if it helps me secure citizenship.
Try SEA or japan.
>>202497982Saar remember that you love India more by going abroad and promoting pro India and sending money back
>>202498243Yeah SEA seems to be the only option, Singapore or Malaysia, ideally Singapore. Big fan of LKY. IDK what the catch is with the easy PR.Japan, I dunno. I'm aware of the subtle evil lurking behind the nips.>>202498276Fuck off mosheIf I move I ain't ever coming back and would never tell people "India is oh so great".
>>202498232First of all anon Brazil is not a shithole compared to India. Almost no country is as bad a place to live. Never forget how poor India is. You might think it's alright and somewhat stable but you WILL get sick, your health WILL be worse off there. Leave. Trust me. There is space in South America and you will never have that in India, that alone is enough of a reason to go. That aside, why not consider the USA?
>>202498232>there are no Indian universities on that list Obviously I am suggesting that you study at one of those universities. Also there's a back door into the EU from the uk if that's truly where you want to be. Northern Ireland. You get a PR in the uk and you can easily become an EU resident.
>>202498232Honestly in your case Switzerland would be impossible to move to, they only offer like 3k visas for non EU citizens per year and those go to very experience managers and the like.Austria is pretty simple they have a long list of shortage occupations https://www.migration.gv.at/en/types-of-immigration/permanent-immigration/austria-wide-shortage-occupations/
>>202498374Come work construction in Israel find a big booba Ashkenazi girl
>>202498232Japan also seems like a fantastic option. SEA like the other anon said is also probably not terrible. Singapore is fantastic, and treats Indians very well. Malaysia has many beautiful cities. Of course the USA is ideal.
New Jersey
>>202497982I would escape this rundown shithole and pick India any day over fr*nce>>202498423How do i move there to latam or ameroca, its easy for indians but practically impossible for yuropoors
>>202498463Would I as an American citizen be able to get residency / a work permit in Switzerland more easily?
>>202498522I think it's really funny how people like you have literally zero power or influence whatsoever kek This is you basically
>>202498497come home to auroville sir (I did tell you I met quite a few white French diaspora there right?)
>>202498593Its for rich pseudo hippie people with connections. I am neither. And whites are not allowed to work in india, so i am fucked
>>202498497I know you aren't serious but you may enjoy life in auroville for like 6 months or something It's like living in a Boy Scout camp lol. They have a comfy cafe with vegetarian food in the middle of the community and they have nice bakeries and restaurants and stuff. I really like the Korean restaurant. The auroville farm also has really good dairy, one of the few places I'd say can compete with British milk. Good half step into Indian life I felt a bit like Indiana jones riding around on a scooter in those jungles desu
>>202498530Not any easier than an Indian, the visa rules are the same for all non EU citizens.
>>202498546saar we CEO saarWhatever helps you sleep at night, Poopreet
>>202498660Do your posts help you sleep at night or are you just mad about Indians constantly though
>>202498640I am serious i have been spamming naukri for 2 years now.Auroville and this entire area is a turbo expensive trap for ubberrich trust find kids i am neither. So i cannot get employed there and probably could not afford even a week
>>202498674I have lived in far worse countries than india you have no clue how much of a depressing third world shithole fr*nce is. Youd kys after a week here.I would pick any desi country over france. But sadly you dont let whites in at all
>>202498674>too many niggers Who the fuck do you think you are lol Our people are weaker and stupider than most other races on average why act superior to anyone man This is a good movie btw I liked it
>>202498711Alright, what's so bad about France? Or are you just a poor urbanfag?
>>202498668I wouldn't be mad at you streetshitters if you weren't literal cockroaches hiding behind every single flag of /int/ and invading the civilized world. Pretty much the entire world is experiencing jeet fatigue right now, what does that tell you about your glorious race?
>>202498738What's the point in trading one shithole for another? I might be "brown" but I'm not a nigger, fuck that.>>202498747Not that guy but I couldn't care less about Indians, I'm just trying to save my own skin.
>>202498691>>202498711You are a funny guy you know that So many people would kill to live in Paris I'd love to get a job at mistral or hugging face and eat croissants at those cute little cafes you have My brother went to Paris recently and loved it
>>202498743>ugly>depressing>no culture>no jobs>even if you get a job it wont even cover your rent>insane levels of crime>insane levels of terrorism >white kids are kidnapped by gangs and have their blood drunk by nafris quite often>no nature>no scenery>no infrastructure>third world everything at first world prices>an entire state apparatus whose explicit goal is to wipe you out to make way for hundreds of milions of foreigners>highest taxes in the worldAnd im just getting startedYou have no clue how shittier some countries are
>>202498800Litteraly noone in the world dreams about moving to franceshit or paris in general. Fr*nce is the trashcan of europe and arguably the worst, ugliest most miserable place in europe/the west .Everyone yere would die to escape this dump and live in america, australia or canada instead
>insane levels of crime Kek You wouldn't be able to live in most American cities for a single day
>>202498774Money is definitely important don't get me wrong but thinking purely based off health metrics I think moving to South America would still be a positive move Drastically lower air pollution, healthier food etc Economy is probably also less fucked but I haven't done enough research into this
>>202498807You know if those are the things that depress you about France, moving to India won't make anything better. India is only so much worse.>>202498838You literally just hosted the olympics. Many Cuban athletes weren't at the closing ceremony. Guess why?Fuck, doesn't fucking VARG of all people live in France?
>>202498838You know it's kind of funny that you and I apparently spend all day on /int/ and have done so for years and I know literally nothing about you. Despite interacting with you potentially hundreds of times Strange world we live in
>>202498674You should already know this but most Indians in the USA aren't vying for a green card They are going for a H1B, O1, EB1A or something similar. You get a technical degree and you can work with OPT for three years. After that you can try for H1B like 5 times I think? Each H1B visa lasts 5 years but I'm not sure. I think around half the people who want H1B don't get it. Not terrible odds.
>>202498851Jokes on you i lived for a few months in a supposedly dangerous american citiesIt was still miles better than franceshit.You wouldnt last an hour here>>202498889India is much better than franceshit or least worse which is enough for me>cuban athletesWent to canada>vargMentally ill larper who escaped the justice system and hides in this shithole because he has nowhere else to go toLitteraly noone wants to live in this shithole we all live in franceshit because we are forced to
>>202498876You might be right anon but I have a set number of years I can devote to moving to a certain country and I'd better see a general uptick in my personal well-being at the end of that period that eclipses my general advancement in India in the same period of time. If it was just about pollution and food I could move to a higher altitude in India and get comparatively efficient results.>>202498898Burner email.
>>202498838no amount of your propaganda will make Paris less desirable
>>202498889>You literally just hosted the olympicsAnd everyone agreed it was a massive failure and showed how much of a shithole fr*nce isI dont see what it has to do with anything
>>202498957The fact that you ran of out excuses/troll posts to not admit fr*nce is one of the shittiest places to live on earth just tells how much of a dump this country is
>>202498936Am I crazy or does the Green Card come after all those?O1 and EB1A are massively abused and by the time I'm eligible for them I'd have to wait a decade longer. Truly, the only way these days is to pop a kid and live there for 18 years.
>>202498987I'm a citizen so I'm isolated from all this nonsense but my understanding is that you live in the USA legally for a certain amount of time and you automatically get PR. Not sure though. Potentially like 10 years
>>202498987About O1 - I assume you are in tech? Show up to sf and grind and hope for the best my friend.
>>202498968It was literally one of the most beautiful Olympics ever.>>202498987>pop a kid and live there for 18 years.pop out a kid.>>202499035Well AFAIK "PR" comes after the Green Card. Until then you're at the mercy of your boss / company.
>>202499062It was litteraly the worst and ugliest, people got stabbed, mugged by the thousand and everyone agreed it was the shittiest and that fr*nce was a disgusting rundown shithole. Idk what you are on about
>>202499062I'm gonna go to sleep anon but I really do think you should take my Brazil suggestion more seriously. I don't know why more Indians don't consider South America. It's actually so fucking easy to move there and establish a life there. It's literally the most beautiful continent in the world, and it's so unpopulated. There's so much potential in that land.
>>202499061>Show up to sf and grind and hope for the best my friend.Nice meme. There's money in tech these days if you're promising the world via AI but barely anything otherwise. It's all about connections now, I can grind on a SAAS in India and retire in five years. Doing the same in SF wouldn't get me jack.
>>202499189Thats just because you were mucky enough to be born indian instead of yuropoor so you get a free pass almost everywhere
>>202499182Come on, it wasn't that bad. They even cleaned up the Seine!>>202499189Will I get stabbed for not being Brazilian? Brazil also has really shitty import policies and so many places don't ship to Brazil. At least India allows everything except aliexpress.
>>202499259It was litteral garbage, it showcased that fr*nce is worse than haiti in many aspects and they didnt do shit except spend what little money this shithole had leftAgain i would pick india or brazil any day over fr*nce because both countries are massively better than this failed state
>>202499247Don't you think all your negativity posting might have a negative effect on your psyche Like even if you are joking
>>202497982I'd say you could've probably immigrated to either the States or Canada, but uhh, yeah- that ain’t going to go well.It’s sucks because by-and-large, most Indians here were probably some our best immigrants just because the extent that you’d see them in respected occupations like medicine, engineering, the hard sciences, etcIf not first-generation, certainly second. But all that pretty much went out the window as soon as we started to import the indians that was looked down uponed even in India.Sucks to suck :/
>>202499346No. And no.
>>202499359Anon I could've moved to the US or Canada for my masters after I graduated, which was in 2021. But shit was already fucked back then. Plus I didn't want to get the clotshot.>>202499301You don't think France has the capacity to be better? You gotta understand that India is at about its peak and France almost at the nadir and France is still better.
>>202499471Why not try for Finland if possible
>>202499471>You don't think France has the capacity to be better? No>You gotta understand that India is at about its peak and France almost at the nadir and France is still better.Its not india is much better than franceshit
>>202497982Can you tell me more about how you sourced these numbers PR in Poland in 3 years? Seems ridiculous
>>202499554 get on the next plane to Morocco or Algeria and stay there and stfu instead of whining on /int/ for YEARS kek
>>202499624I am not a nafri and id get killed as a frenchshit there.
>>202499537As much as I love how I'd easily meld with the Finns, spending 8 years is a huge gamble. Plus Finland doesn't have much in the way of jobs. Although honestly, I haven't looked into Finland in detail yet.>>202499578https://schengen.news/how-long-does-it-take-to-gain-citizenship-by-naturalisation-in-each-eu-country/>>202499554I assure you, India is at its peak and its all downhill from here. We've got brains for the next eight or ten years and after than it's complete rot and ruin.
>>202497982Who the fuck needs you? Stay where you are.
I'm reading online that locals in Italy are impressed by Indians contributions to the economy OP, I think you should strictly consider Italy as your future home
>>202499657>tf>tpYour terroni come here to be dough plumbers
>>202499727Weak bait, try harder.
>>202499752It's not bait though I actually think op should move to Italy
>>202499741Good, less of them that can shit up the only decent part of this atrocity of a state.
>>202497982OP can I help you move to Italy? Would be happy to cover any visa expenses.
>>202499771>try harderYou're trying too hard, faggot.
>>202499807So do you want me to try more or less hard
>>202499656And it would still ne better than fr*nce, again i would pick any desi country over fr*nce
Yea I'm thinking Finland or Italy
>>202499868>>202499866>>202499847>>202499802>>202499727>>202499657I really only just want a basque qtp2t is that too much to ask for
>>202499868I recomend USA, they already have huge Indian population and they earn more than blacks/white there.
>>202499858>>202499868Are you that shitjeet I lodged a turd in the throat earlier?
>>202499935Why did you reply to me I'm already here There's too many Indians here I'm thinking of moving to Finland
>>202499935The US has a 150 year backlog for Green Cards, anon.
>>202499942Zitto animale
>>202500011>Saar I speak the italian saar is it good insult saar?
>>202500087Unfortunately it's quite late so we will have to stop talking for now let's pick this up tomorrowlove you
>>202499989Try Canada then and get passport.They also have lots of Indians, just dont come here, Finns are getting more racist and angry everyday and even finnish hikky neet incel could beat south asian man such you.
>>202500629Canada has no jobs, not even at fucking Tim Horton's if I were to lower my standards so fucking much.I understand that the Finnish people dislike immigration. I wasn't planning on going to Finland anyway, not many jobs in your country.However, I could definitely take on a Finnish hikki. I'm not the norm of my country, far from it.I'm much better than you, even.
>>202500738>I'm much better than you, even.You dont even yourself believe that
>>202500799I really do.
>>202500840What is you religion?
>>202500840That just makes you delusional
>>202500738You're not correct recently there was that Filipino girl who got a working visa for McDonald's or something in Canada?
>>202500946Oh, Canada does have very lax requirements for a PR, sure. But am I delusional enough to believe that I suddenly won't be working hand-to-mouth at Tim Horton's after I become a citizen? Nope.>>202500944Stop projecting.>>202500935Calvinist but born in Hindu community. Frankly, I would have never converted (in spirit, I don't want to be fucking lynched) had it not been for my white friends. They showed me the way. Otherwise I was an (unironic) edgy 15yo libertarian atheist (you gotta understand how difficult that is to come by here). I later moved to NRx after I became a misanthrope.
>>202501406>in spirit, I don't want to be fucking lynchedIf you're in danger of being persecuted for your religious beliefs you may be able to claim asylum in some countries.
>>202497982finland mentioned
>>202501513>>202501535go back and stay there
>>202501661Maybe this was a tad harsh>>202501513What I believe in would take a while to write down but GENERALLY, I do not like the way "human rights" are enforced and happen to not be a hypocrite.
>>202497982>The infrastructure sucks and we have first world prices but third world salaries.I suggest skipping Bulgaria then, we have the same problem here.
>>202501745But in your case you genuinely could be harmed for your religious beliefs, you wouldn't be tricking immigration officers if they give you asylum in their countries.
>>202501881If I claim religious asylum I wouldn't be able to take care of my parents when they're older and need help. That'd be a sin.
>>202501975I'm pretty sure most countries have family visas where once you become a citizen you can get permanent residencies for your non-citizen family members.
>>202497982You guys don't have gated community?
>>202502003My parents won't convert and I'm not going to force them to. If I claim asylum for religious reasons they probably won't want to see me ever again.
>>202497982What do you do? Do you have any skills?
>>202502054>If I claim asylum for religious reasons they probably won't want to see me ever again.That's their problem, if your family members will mistreat you just because you want a better life for yourself and to not live in fear of being persecuted for your religious beliefs, is it really worth staying in India just for your parents?
>>202502104Yes, because I would not be here without them and they're good people. They won't be the ones persecuting me but they won't be happy about my decision either and it will cause them a lot of mental anguish.Also, my religious beliefs aren't weak enough to be persecuted. I'm worried I'd be the aggressor if I go through with what you suggest.>>202502075Used to be in devops/backend now inching into AIslop, also okay-ish at low-level stuff and PCB design.
>>202498212SAAR stop inviting your cousins
>>202498212SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>202497982>Thinks he is above other Indians because he was athiest in his teens (like majority of Indians)>Racist against black people and those he considers 'inferior'>Sucks up to his supposed 'superior' to the point of drinking their jizzYup, classic Indian regularly found in foreign countries which most people hate.I hope he succeeds and gtfo of this country
>>202506738None of those are true.
>>202497982Can't you just cross the border to China and live in the kino Western Tibet part?
>>202497982I don't know anon, i am sorry that chances in life escape youI hope you reach a place where you feel better
Skimming through the thread, I think OP is just another one of those jeets looking to have a better life just by immigrating to a western country and thereby being a burden on the host country just like rest of the members of his herd by bringing nothing valuable to the table.
>>202501406>ricebagPlease leave Bharat asap. Don't delay. Do it today. If you need any visa help please email me. Thank you come again
>>202497982Half a year of vacation in Lugansk and you are a citizen of the Russian Federation
>>202508884omg wow you are like SO much better than him!!1 finally a true brahmin amongst SCUM!!
>>202509466You are literally his discord gaymate.And calling out his ass doesnt automatically imply I am better than him, now you can stop deepthroadting each other in the thread and take it back to your discord cyberdefender circlejerk server
Go to Israël.They love indians
>>202498807>>white kids are kidnapped by gangs and have their blood drunk by nafris quite oftenAlmost believed you until you said this, all Europeans do is complain, the only thing that makes sense to complain about is how awful salaries are. The rest is honestly bullshit.
>>202498016Rude. OP seems like a pretty good Indian. Wouldn't want him here myself though.
>>202507240I need to look into Chinese immigration, honestly. But I'm not very positive about their culture. If I'm going chink I'd rather go to Singapore.>>202507411Thank you, Anon.>>202508884>>202510259Cringe, what makes you think I'd be a "burden"? I'm here lamenting I can't become a citizen by holding a steady job for a reasonable period of time. Buddy I have a lot I can do, but it's fucking crabs like you that make me want to leave and not contribute.Yes, I'm looking for a better life, but not off someone else's coat.Also, I don't know that guy. That you'd complain about "discord gaymates" makes me think you've got a couple that spam this website. Wait... that sounds exactly like the poojeet problem this website has had since Jio was introduced.t. 2015 newfag>>202509288In case you aren't being facetious: why?>>202510304lmao>>202510562You'd be surprised at the kind of shit religious extremists with 70IQ do. I believe him.>>202512729Thank you. I'm not a big fan of working 18 hours either.
>>202497982Please come here, we crave to be brownedAnd don't worry, every German speaks flawless English, in fact we even use English in everyday speak.I would recommend the East btw, they are the most open minded because of their communist leftist past.
>>202513358Yes and I'll make sure to chant "Ausländer Raus" whenever I see a German man, channelling the guy in your pic (that you went back to the archive to download)
>>202512729you wouldnt want him either, look at your immigration statistics, you dont know how bad it really is
>>202498016true
>>202513495Stay away from this shithole.America is much better than Germany.
>>202498497Listen, you can make better money in Australia but it's literally so soulless compared to France. You have the same drawbacks of France (crime, high prices, etc...) but basically none of the history, nice food, beauty quite literally everywhere. The people are also more materialistic and there's more of an anti-intellectual sentiment. Not saying I wouldn't move there but there are drawbacks and France has something that makes it a very beautiful and awesome country to live in.
>>202513865Australia is a NWO hellhole that everyone should stay out of and Australians are a blight upon the earth, literallly soulless authority-obeying freaks. Somehow Australia has the largest incidence of Geniuses in the anglosphere but it doesn't honor them.>>202513810But America doesn't let me become a citizen.