sexy chipmunk edition
>>202499946bent freak
thinking of buying a dell and moving to ubuntu because of the associations with gays and trannies
rate my setup
>sleep 8 hours>still exhaustedthat’s 3 days in a row wtf
>>202500050faak they got dell too
>>202500076maybe it's your diet
>>202500047I thought arch was associated with obese neckbeards>>202500033Yeah?
score some facking goals
>>202500076exercise?diet?alcohol and cigs?
rorke the type of mf to wear a dress and wig and let a guy cum in his arse
aackedtranny agp melty
>>202500047why
>>202500076you need to sleep less, get some cortisol in your system. 8 hours is too much past the age of 25
Which is funnierTranny protagonist Or chud protagonist
was looking for that image of a load of trannies in a basement but cant find it, i posted it on the animal crossing general about 4 years ago
Cold War lead brained boomers who grew up in the era of propaganda and pornbrained zoomers raised on a diet of CoD both hate Russia.However, there is a highly based section of millennial chads who grew up during the period of friendship with Russia from 1990-2007 who respect Russia as a civilisational state and rightfully admire the culture of the Russian narod. Millennial GODS win again.
>>202500126>aackedtrannyscreaming
>>202500103>>202500112no cigs, I’m losing weight so barely eating much, I am exercising but I ran very hard on thursday and it feels like I’m still tired from it days later
>>202500134i get 9 hours of sleep a night and feel amazing
mental how
catberg woke me up at 5.30 this morning, couldn't get back to sleep so got up and fed him. shattered now, only got 4 hours.
>>202500156kek yeah that'll do it
p diddy was piping justin bieber's twink ahh
>>202500156It'll be the food.Always feel exhausted when I'm eating for a cut
>>202500134Which schizo told you that
>>202500140chud protagonist is low key more relatable therefore funnier
>>202500107gentoo - neckbeardsarch - troonsmanjaro - femboysubuntu - normiesmint - giganormiesdebian/fedora - professional/wageslave
>>202500145Honestly kind of insightful. We definitely were on decent terms with them when I was growing up. My mom is still scared of them and younger people hate them for not allowing fag parades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvKKs1qcbYs&ab_channel=GREENMAN*enters /brit/*
was wanking to a post op tranny with two fellas in a porno last night in the end they both ended up giving her double anal rather than going near her neo vag what was the point of that surgery
big fan of girls who wear long skirts
>>202500145Correct. Was a teenager in the 90s and never understood the hatred of Russia as a state.
Distinctly remember the period that medvedev was president and was largely seen as a benign figure on the world stage
>>202500270sort your grim life out you disgusting oaf
going to sit in a cold dark room and listen to primus, see if it's any good
>>202500270Grim
Was going to be productive this morning and clean the flat but I'm just laid on the sofa like a big sweaty slug and I've got the hard drives out for some filthy hangover wanking
Well leftypol?
>>202500270well, the link?
>>202500293Well he was
remember /b/ threads that were like>stop whatever you're doing now and take a screenshot the post it
>>202500009>>202499895>>202500047>>202500050>>202500083>>202500126>>202500241spain meltyanyways the real reason for troons being modders and devs is because they are millenials who been on the internet too longthey are the first generation to use internet as young adults/teens so they werent savvy like zoomers and wise to the dangers of internetthey used to get murdered all the time being gullible fucks meeting strangers they talked to on the internet
>>202500331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdX5UDgQ8x0&ab_channel=ASSSSS
>>202500328>I've got the hard drives out for some filthy hangover wankingwho the fuck saves porn to harddrives
Nothing more cringe than lil zoomies pretending they are wiser than millenials lmao
>>202500338for me, it's ctrl+v
and the New Vegas thing is because its not "mainstream" and it has all these gay factions in it but besides that, its just because they found something to latch on tothere was probably some brief period where New Vegas discussion/modding was chud only and they decided there and then they were going to transform it into their faggot den
>>202500329off to the daily mail comments to drink rorke tears
I’ll give you all a clue. The miracle of dunkirk? Didn’t happen.
>>202500076cancer probably matehappened to my matenext week he was deadmad
its the same reason why a troon is a troon in the first place they dont want to be the mainstream, but they still will infect it. they want people to hate them and suck their dicks at the same time. they will actively destroy everything around them if they are ignored and not being oppressed (but cry that they are)
>>202500187It seems the bbc did not appreciate her warnings
I work at a well-known UK company many would regard as a really cool place to work and it is hell on earth
>>202500429I can't think of any cool UK companies.
>>202500429Which one
>>202500429spoons?
a tu shd spoi moso oke ke e
>>202500429dyson?know someone who works there and they say its shite
Quite a fondly listening this BBC learning english playlist on Alice in Wonderland, innit dear mates?Perhaps you have other reccomendations on audiobooks which contains acting and sound effects?
>190 meltingDoubt it since he doesn't wake up until 12
>>202500478I also know someone who works at Dyson, where I work has a similar vibe and reputation
>>202500429Brewdog
It’s time lads. Out comes the tweed, the flannel, the waxed cotton Barbour. I’ll see the linen next year
>>202500532rolls?
*waits at the thread entrance for a biscuit*
>>202500328ktim supposed to have mates round too for bevvingtons before the pub but i and my flat are a state still have my wanking toys out from last night fs
Tfw no rural lass to go on walks with
>>202500429I worked for Rolls Royce in engineering and software, it was shit.
Might move to Nice seems like a nice place.
women will have sex with literal children before you. speaks volumes doesn't it lads?
That viral video going round of that hippy girl at a concert in the 90s and all the commentary and engagement around it just screams having a low IQ to me.
>>202500617She worked hard for it, and deserved the boy.
Morning woodMight do a wank on the sofa
Spending my day continuing the search for a perfect fleece jacket
>>202500617i can't get angry at this
leng
Spainsimps new obsession?
>>202500617>claw marks on his backhe must have been trying to get away the poor lad
hes helping :)
>>202500655have to have a clean arse for this otherwise when i strip to wank run the risk of a poo stain sofa
you reckon in 40 years people will still be talking about and watching Peep Show in the same way they do with Only Fools and Horses?
>>202500429aston martin? know a fella who worked at it and said it was shit, no work life balance whatsoever and the pay was nothing like what the financemen were getting
>>202500696My arse is clean, are you leaking poo water out your ring or something?
>>202500711>and then jez ate the dog leg!
2xl me, going to spend the weekend in bed and not eat to see if the weight falls off
got monk on
reading about benders and aids in the 80s
>>202500429wimpy?
>>202500760you'll just go +2 hours longer than you normally would without food then raid the cupboards
Last night’s arrivals When are the doctors and engineers going to make us rich?
>>202500714Basically this just a different marque
>>202500839this is ai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRq_EDLgykg:) women
>>202500839get these men housed
vintage charli
>private storyOVER
>>202500839This is an AI generated image please fucking delete this you worthless sack of shit hate monging retard
>>202500839leftypol making a 'welcome' banner with love hearts on it as we speak
Wearing briefs
wearing nappies
>>202500895AI can generate a 2018-19 England pre-match shirt?
wearing the soap
>>202500328I'm up early help with the church yard sale. Little do they know I'm only helping so I can nab a vintage boardgame that's been sitting in the parlor since before I was born heh heh
>>202500863She’s good buthttps://youtu.be/V1LhC1zGouc
putting all bodysliders on max
i just sucked my exno gag reflex
Alka Selzer and a cup of tea down the hatch and last night's kebab and battered sausage combo is ready to explode out my arse
Its crazy how the death of modern society wasnt some great war or some crazy disease like anyone imagined, it was politicians and and large businesses colluding to import shit tons of illegal immigrants to keep the debt system rolling for short term gains until society slower peters off into mediocrity and something similar to Brazil
>>202501049The country or the film?
>gfberg can't decide on which restaurant to book for her birthday>keeps expanding the list rather than reducing it to a decision>I make a point about this>She gets upset
whats the plan today then lads
>>202501080The country I imagine.
>>202500890need to blast her curryhole so badly
post welsh roses
>>202501049Crazier still someone would probably make a point about some people having Ricketts in the past as some sort of validation as to why you must prefer living in the modern multicultural hellscape and not question it
if brit made a band XDDDDDD
>>202501082go harvester
>>202501082It's her birthday just let her fret about it
>>202501086cinema, gaming, football, gaming, wank, sleep
>>202501082go kfcteach her a lesson
bruno's got me parcel
trying not to let invasive negative thoughts inyet to stop them>>202501155brits are subhuman in all honestygoblins
>>202501082hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>202501155BIG fan of lasagne sandwiches me
>>202501206>uberjeet eating the food he's deliveringzozzlei didn't notice at first.
rorkes da partying with diddy
>>202501086Wank, gym, play vidya, sleep
watching submarine documentaries on youtubedef going to start daydrinking after lunch and get a cheeky game of silent hunter on the go
>>202501237not uber eats though is it
>>202500974>>202500998>>202501025Don’t care about size, prefer them shapelier myself
strategising a wank
15st 4lbs around march, 13st 5 lbs now. starvetoil continues.
mental how Superman (1978) is the only decent Superman film that's ever been made
well i had planned to get absolutely wankered tonight but i have toil at 6am tomorrow so i suppose ill just wank instead
Doing a poo
>>202501305based
What are some good games to be played on steam
powerfulhttps://i.4cdn.org/g/1726909408974672.webm
only went and had shroom toast and forgot im meant to visit the parents
*fires up the Quattro*
>>202501206Indians just milling around is becoming a thingvery cool britain!
>>202501378Is he missing a large portion of his back?Fucking awful who even enjoys this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaNGNXzD7VQ&ab_channel=MichaelLambertwell said michael
>>202501468bro thought i was the only onedo they really have nothing better
The government doesn't even speak about how immigration will benefit people now they've moved onto the beginning of their positions as slave masters
confused and aroused
Get the beans heatedGet the tea poured
s sm tpo ahok uoke dse ie o
you know a fella's good for the moolah
What do you think the goal is with immigration?Tony Blair claimed essentially immigration was a force of nature which he had no choice but to start and claimed any attempts to stop it would increase itI believe they want to have 99 people as rootless slaves with 1 ruling over them
>>202501608>canFOY
/brit/ is too autistic to keep a proper conversation so this thread is nothing but spergs spouting whatever comes to their mind. oh how the might have fallen
>>202501632It's half 10 on a saturday morning lad
rachel reeves sex arse
>>202501378why doesn't he pull out his sidearm and finish himself off
first pooey barm of the day down the hatch
hehe im rich enough to idle
>>202501744mad how france, belgium, spain and the dutch all had properly grim colonial histories but we're the only ones that get any shit for it
>>202501762t. neighbour who sits in his van with the engine running for 30 mins prior to setting off
Pinnacle of my CK3 career right here
poor lad
>>202501875haha lil timmy do nun
>>202501875honestly sadI couldn't bring myself to be so cruel
>>202501378190 mental illness moment
>>202501460CORR YES
>>202501895>>202501505>>202501378>>202501237>>202501206Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries, are we?
>>202501932utterly mogged by cod4 & mw2
>>202501603It is a sticking plaster for population decline. A lot of people here don't work or contribute anything at all to society so they forget that you need working people doing things, having kids and spending money to keep the whole system running.I don't wholeheartedly agree with it though, Japan has had a population problem for 50 years and they're still doing fine even though western media outlets keep pointing towards its "imminent" collapse.I personally don't know anything, i find the world very confusing, the last 60 years have turned everything on its head. It is possibly the end of time.
>>202501932outstanding marines, outfucking standing
AI will revolutionise the gay porn industry
Religion of the 435 members of the House of Representatives>CHRISTIANITY: 382Protestants: 244--Non-Denominational: 100--Baptist: 59--Methodist: 27--Presbyterian: 17--Episcopalian: 16--Restorationist: 4--Reformed: 2--Adventist: 1--Pentecostalist: 1--Congregationist: 1Catholics: 124--Latin Catholic: 123--Eastern Catholic: 1Orthodox: 8 --Greek Orthodox: 6--Ukrainian Orthodox: 1--Russian Orthodox: 1Mormons: 6Messianic Jewish: 1>JUDAISM: 24>ISLAM: 3Sunni: 3>UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST: 3>HINDU: 2>BUDDHIST: 1>UNKNOWN: 16>Agnostic: 1Find that somewhat interesting desu Not a single atheist
>>202501965South Korea on the other hand is not fine.
more like call of doody
TANGO SUCKA
>>202501964>>202501932I think you mean to say every battlefield game ever made including play4free and 2042
>>202501932The enemy's dug in deep and we have to get our hands dirty.Flamethrowers. We'll burn 'em out.
Fuck's sake lads I've fucked up big time. Put my skin cream on two hours ago which means I can't have a shower until two hours from now, yet here I am in my dressing gown with nothing to do and I want to go outside n dat.
>>202502050>I want to go outsideFONT
>>202502039>>202502050blog on
Mental how most of the shit you see out of Palestine is completely fake
Going to King Harlaus' feast, wish me luck.Hoping to bag his daughter if all goes well.
>>202501985What's wrong with it?
>>202501808Maybe it's because they complain in Spanish and French...
>>202502079Can't tell if these are Jews or not
>>202501875Immediate dump and remove from life that
>>202502093I went on /v/scape once nearly a year agoDidnt want to waste my life clicking things but wish i had dev mode so i could go anywhere i want with maxed out skills.
>>202501603A lot of the people in this country is old. They hold most of the wealth. Their pension fund is also astronomical. Without mass immigration the country would economically collapse.
*starts screaming*
>>202502090birth rate in the toilet
>>202502119what a shame
>>202502037kino
Can't bring myself to play mafia 2 definitive edition after I installed it because it's all about greasy wops
it's weird how normaldrones think the only way to save money is to increase your pension contribution
>>202502138what i garner from this is that all women are whores and now they've ruined civilisation too because they can't stop working and fucking different blokes to settle down for long enough to have 2 children
>>202502119The government released figures already that the average immigrant causes a net negative of £150k
FUCK'S SAKE FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAKKKKKEEEEEEE
>>202502214The way it's looking I dont think anyone is going to be able to retire. This country is finished economically
>>202502191I have never put a penny into a pension scheme because I reckon I will not reach 67
Contemplating a move eastwards.
*glances at the mong in the corner ranting to the wall about black people*
imagine being the person who posted this reviewwhat do you think he looks like?
might move to singapore
>>202502236It's 57 for private pensions but yeah
Might move to (the Republic of) China
>>202502270didnt even know where singapore was until yesterdaythought it was nearer to japan
>>202502188don't know what you expected
>>202502256Probably a barrel chested 60+ man
>>202502286lovely little place by the looks of itthe jewel of the orient
Lads, do you think it's possible to learn a trade at 28? I've got lots of money saved up so I could maybe do it. My current job is stressing me the fuck out and I want something different to an office job. I was thinking maybe electrician but it seems confusing to enter.
getting a chinese catgetting a chinese gfgetting a chinese phonegetting a chinese EV carnothing yall can do about it
lil timmy getting his 10 000 steps in
>>202502197I think for South Korea it's more to do with the attitude to work and education there.Kids grow up going to school all day then they finish school and spend the next 8 hours at 'cram school' then go home and sleep. Then if they're lucky they get into one of the top unis and can look forward to a life of wageslavery with significant after-work drinks culture where their job is their life and everything is heavily dependant on status and prestige.Presumably a fair few South Koreans take a mental step back in adulthood and choose not to subject children to the misery. Also there is a very significant culture of "anti-feminism" in South Korea where huge numbers of men are openly anti-women.
>>202502310I can't imagine anyone over the age of 25 to still be complaining about food prices at airports.
>>202502318it's too lateyour brain stops learning at 25
>>202502311>>202502286most expensive city on the planet.i (software dev earning 85k) just barely made it.
>>202502318It's all well and good to say you want to make the move into being a tradie but if you're some pasty, speccy autist with virgin aura you'll be bullied and bantered to the point of suicide in your first week on a job site / as an apprentice. Are you a Deano shagger jack-the-lad type? Your presence here would suggest not.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726810056138436.webmSHE ON THAT DIET COKESHE ON THAT COKE DIET
>>202502325
Disabling the Internet and turning off the phone so i have plausible deniability when the gf tries to ring or message me
>>202502374this whore has been doing the rounds for about 10 years
>>202502374fighterjet
>>202502371I'm not speccy or pasty and I don't let anyone push me around.
>>202502359why are you vpn posting
>>202502374wanked to this when i was younger
if anybody needs me I'll be in my office
>>202502400put that on your application lad
>>202502359how do normal singaporeans pay rent do they have council flats like l*ndoners?
>There have been occasional calls for ISAs to be made less generous, however. Last year the Resolution Foundation, a research organisation that seeks to improve living standards for those on low and middle incomes, called for a lifetime cap on ISA savings of £100,000. It confirmed to Fidelity this week that this remained its view.lol fuck thatThe feckless poor can never be improved they should be sterilised by national socialists
oh yea, it's kino time
Singapore?Always wanted to go to china
seen multiple posts on /int/ about lads with Chinese wives and I just can't imagine the shame of living with that
>>202502374bet she jets like a fuckfighter
>>202502411i don't live there any more
minge postecoglou
>>202502425singapore has probably the best housing system in the world. you rent from government but at the end you get to keep the property. everyone has decent living standards despite costs.
>>202502079>Semitic people lying and framing things dishonestlyNo way dude
>>202502444I'd get a Japanese gf but Japanese people basically don't exist in britain
cats hum door disk freeafter turning and spoiling mouse jokes keep everythingso small type who joke use it once
>>202502433Great film, I've got a version where every scene is regraded to match the original 35mm All modern masters are far too warm
>>202502431>improve poor people's lives by banning them from making moneyJew moment
>>202502444I reckon most of the men with Thai brides and all that aren't the sorts of men with big groups of friends or wide social circles where they can be subject to embarrassment about it.Thinking of someone like my dad (who doesn't have a Thai bride, I might add), he is in his 60s, has no friends, and the only person he sees / goes places with is my step-mum, who herself has absolutely no friends. These are the sort of men we're talking about; people who have absolutely no one else.
>>202502478that sounds totally unsustainable but fair enough i trust those fellows to behave
>>202502487Japs are the best Asians but I can't even register Chinese women as sentient beingsany white man with a Chinese wife I regard as lower than an incel
>>202502511>he is in his 60s, has no friends, and the only person he sees / goes places with is my step-mum, who herself has absolutely no friends. These are the sort of men we're talking about; people who have absolutely no one else.lol this will be me one day
The way some companies operate with constantly paying overtime boggles my mindPeople were being paid a good 4-8 hours of overtime every week, they were taking home at least 5k more than their basic annual wage
>>202502528same except I will never have sex or marry and will likely die by peaceful suicide before I reach 40 (then remain undiscovered for 5+ days)
>>202502521Quite partial to a singaporean myself having read this thread
spot of breakfast
Might move to IsraelThey're offering monies to resettle gaza and southern Lebanon As a bonus, you're allowed to bully your neighbours if they're goyim
>>202502565Get the bangers friedGet the hp poured
>>202502566the activity or the town?
>>202502521no way i fall for this. you're brown skinned on vpn.post pic outside your window now.
>>202502521What do you think of white men with Thai wives
>>202502554Singaporeans are arrogant little insect people
>>202502565>red sauce on sausages
>>202502565bit late
>>202502425Yes, something like 80% of housing there is owned by the state
>>202502380me after fully assimilating into the CCP hivemind
>>202502580he's on holiday
>>202502530I get offered overtime every other weekend and the option of being on call and i have never once said yes
>>202502594brunch then
>>202502593how it should be. red for sausagebrown for bacon simple as
>>202502602
i'm working today, 6th day in a row(I do not get any enhancement for working on saturday)
>>202502631i went to greggs's this morningbacon and sausage roll with brownhow will you deal with that one?
>>202502609Good lad but I still don't get how companies afford thatjust hire more staff?
>>202502569Does not sounds like a good idea with the modern climate over there
>>202502609Boss asked me to work Sundays once so I told him it was shabbat and forbidden Never asked me again
>>202502647it's because they know they're already underpaying the current staffworks out cheaper to shell out for the overtime
>>202502530It's only a reflection of how much everyone is underpaid for their labour.
>>202502585at least they're honest about being losers so they just settle for some weird looking woman to fuck regularly and she gets to live in a first world country
>>202502645yeah... gonna need you in tomorrow as well... we're... short staffed and need... all hands on deck for this one
>>202502638based dogberg
Cor love a greggs brekkie
>>202502646greggs is shite any no sauce configuration can redeem that slop
>>202502662alright walter
>>202502662I thought shabbat was saturday?
Evens I order a greggsOdds I eat muesli
poo sauce on a willy sarnie
>>202502679freshly-immigrated hands dirtily rattled out that post
>>202502699Muesli it is
>>202502707wrong. im a native who remembers when greggs was as good as a local chain bakers with fresh rolls every morning
might get a fat autistic NEET gf
>>202502638staged tiktok shit
>>202502743>>202502743>>202502743
>>202502647I work for the government and there is no more money to hire more staff. Tbqh i could name entire departments of people who should be sacked to hire people who would actually work.
>>202502696It is
