shane edition
Eating muesli
a fly has died in my nightly glass of water. idiot.
what the fuck happened to him? literally doesn't even look like the same person
Going to have some salmon egg and avocado for breakfastMight pop into forbidden planet and pick up some comics
flying back home to Australia tomorrow miss it so damn badtwo benzos and a whiskey on the plane on the menu for tomorrow
cookies for breakfast
>>202502787>people agemental
Might move to Harbin.
>>202502804right was from a video last yearleft is from his arrest
>>202502797never have any new releases in Forbidden Planet the times I've been inyou go all the way in and then it's stuff from 2 months ago on the shelves.
>>202502787different focal length obviously
>>202502787looks like lens/photo depth of field difference
dyou reckon a greenland shark gets bored after being alive for 300 years. dyou reckon it knows it has another 200 years to go
>>202502787Still find it wild he turned out to be a mega gay rapist sex trafficker At least he'll have a good time in prison
>>202502787https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss142Aix2Bo
>>202502843he's probably not happy about having been blind for the past 250 years
>>202502822aw poor you pics x?
>>202502834they need to use 35 on alison pill
where I work there's always a massive backlog of shit that'll never get donethey never ask us to do overtime though because that would cost too much money (even though us all working a few extra hours every week would make us more money in the long run)
>>202502827I only ever go to look at older stuffOrder online for new releases
>>202502845there's been rumours about black guys successful in entertainment/sports being huge fags for years though
>>202502873kekopposite for me
always look like a horrible ugly freak in photos that people take of me
wish i had some gear
What a yankified shithole South Korea is.
I for one think we need less comics in Forbidden Planet and more funko pops and plastic tat
>>202502875never understood why people went private sector sounds like a lot of hassle having to make money or you all lose your jobs
>>202502903go h&m, they've got a sale on
trying to shag my drug dealer
>>202502845His name was literally puff daddyAin't no gayer name ever existed
>>202502890cant believe anyone takes her seriously when she has the woll smoth photoshop irl the fact she has a career despite this actually makes me hate her
>>202502924public sector is full of absolute mongs and drives me mad
is Puff Daddy a different guy to P Diddy or are they the same guy
>>202502913north korea be like *tortoise voice* slow and steady wins the race
>>202502955there are a few odd looking actors like paul dano who actually have a niche of player odd charactershollywood can't have too many of those but a few are needed especially if they can act
>>202502966ktimjust do nothing all day on the taxpayers dime
>>202502913They literally have English language signs all over their government and military so yeah
That's what butthurt hater's actually believe.
>>202502923Imagine being such a coward that you're too scared to even confront the weedy manager in Forbidden Planet You scurry back here to whinge instead LMFAO fucking hell hang yourself
>>202502834>point out I look different on phone camera>uhhhh that's because you ugle in real life that' show every one sees you get used to it snowflake>poiint out "the same person" is different in two different inamge>uhhhhh actually camera are a sophisticated science hat use a variety of lenses that drastically shange how you lookk trust the experts
>>202502913I fucking hate ROADS >:|
it's all very well and good to break your addictions but that doesn't change the fact that sobriety is fucking boring as fuck
>>202502875Yeah it's weird how much companies tolerate it, when like you say, if they just paid people for overtime for a month or two, all the backlog would get sorted.
>>202503008the former is people bantering you and the latter is just hard facts don't overthink things too much kid you'll hurt yourself
doc says i cant drink booze anymoreits like ufcking east berlin
>>202502966yep but that's always been the way of it. if the slackers started pulling their weight we might actually have a decent country but its too late now anyway since we've ruined it and filled it with brown people
>>202503039Why cant you?
>>202503004I did ask this once and the guy said its because funkopops sell more these days and comics are more expensive so people steal themImagine actually going to forbidden planet to steal comics
>>202502977paul dano has CLASSIC looks, he isn't odd looking
never eat chips eat slimming salads a remain young
>>202502977its more than thatit's so obvious that not talking about it would be like democrats not filing corruption cases against trump. yet nobody talks about and acts like it's just impolite. it's not impolite . her moonface is staring you right in the faceonly places that mention it are fringe sites and even than they risk getting bannedhttps://www.neogaf.com/threads/alison-pills-face-looks-shopped.396390/it's not right
>"fast paced environment"is there a bigger red flag
>>202503008jesus christ buddy, find new friends if the people you talk to respond to you like that
>>202503021hear hear wish id never known the pleasure so i wouldnt miss it
do slackers not get bored at work just doing nothing?
>>202503004Confront them over what? Comics that aren't on on the shelves because they aren't in the store?I'm not a boomer who believes yelling makes things materialise out of thin air.
>>202503046liverhas pakced in
>>202503070a diverse workplace
Might learn marital arts so I can live out my shower fantasy of provoking a pom at a bar in London and snapping his arm
>>202503085How bad is it?How long have you been drinking?
damn I thought >>202503004 was replying to my other Forbidden Planet post >>202502827 and not >>202502923I really must start paying more attention
>>202503061i love there is a group of people treating alison pill's success in hollywood as some conspiracy against the human race that you can only discuss on darknet sites kek
>>202503079i go through little cycles of slacking and productivity so i never get bored
>>202502845>gaymissed this bitis he a woolly woofter as well then?
>>202503079the women are all cheating on their husbands and the men i know who do fuck all at work have other hobbies and things to do they arent just watching benidorm
Getting all scared because of Halloween an' that.
>>202502913mad how theyre all depressed and disappearing because of the hypercapitalism installed there by the US after the korean wardisugsting what theyve done to that place really
I've been open stealing from where I work for like 5 years now and no one seems to care, it just seems acceptable.When I say steal, I mean I steal hours, inventory, clients, food and even took a nice chair home once. I come in late every day and go home early every day. I spend most of my day "on break" and never finish thr work I am meant to do.I don't know what more I'm meant to do to get fired.Maybe open racism or sexually harass women?
>>202503123
>>202503086yeah but I'd rather chill
>>202503079no because I work from homejust go swimming get high and play video games
>>202503126yeh
>>202503134Honestly? Based.
>>202503096bottle. ofvokda every day for the last 6 mons th on or so
>>202503104politeness is a conspiracy. there's a place for rudeness . it stops freaks like her from distracting me from tv and movies i'd otherwise enjoywe need to bring rudeness back. start joking about how allison pill getting bukkaked is like 1 guy cuming on her face
>>202503134have you considered taking a high capacity USB powerbank into work with you and plugging it in there so it charges up for free then taking it home for use when your laptop needs charging?and stealing toilet roll with a special homemade key?
>>202503134tried to steal a coaster once and they got me on CCTV and asked me to give it back
wish I were dead
>>202503164state of you
>>202503168I always smash these things openAbsolutely infuriating contraption
There's something really sexy about british milfs with rough norfener accents
>>202503206do you have an example to hand
>>202503200PISS OFF
>>202503219die mousenonce you evil ghoul
cock's itchy and red
>>202503235ah shit lets have a look?
nooo you can't kill the villain (mousenonce)
when I was in London last shagged a northern lass with huge tits
woke beer barmer and his cronies are goign to make it illegal to not recycle
>>202503214Gotta be Rebecca More
well leftypol?
You call him Mousenonce but the cartoons he posted were clearly rats He can't disprove this by posting examples so just take my word for it
>>202503187They have cctv every where except toilet and restroom but it's not monitored and gets auto deleted after 7 days and is on a freely accessible computer Honestly sometimes I feel bad about taking the absolute piss, for like 30nseconds and then the pang of guilt dissappears and I'm like nah fuck themThese people who employ me never even show up and spend company money on golfing and dinners
Remembering that one time I was banned for violating US law and didn't post here for some time, when I eventually came back I tried a test post and it worked but my next post failed due to the ban. Very strange that
how much stock should you put into reviews on places like Glassdoor/Indeed?
>>202503299https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
>>202503301
Gymtoil? Done.Clue? Gained.
mad how you can kill your baby and call it cot death
might get out the sewing machine and try tapering my t shirts to be less baggy
>>2025033050They get pruned and deleted if an employer disputes a review
>>202503321rude to refer to your grandma like that
>>202503326https://voca.ro/1nWMLNRRQFyf
The White Zoomer Marches On.
>>202503271Nice to see the UK getting BLACKED in real time. Corr imagine some stuck up posh Hermione type studying at Oxford getting STRETCHED by her rough roadman bf's BBCMust be wild to walk the streets of Birmingham seeing every 3rd person is black, or going clubbing in London and seeing barely clothed slags snogging Africans in the alleyways
>>202502913south Korea's economy is basically Samsung and Hyundai 60% of the wealth is controlled by five familiessaw it on tiktok x
>>202503314Norf fc
>>202503331but I can see negative ones on there
>>202503347bore off 190
>>202503201wog mentality
the haul from the incel shop: suede shoes, 10 pairs of black socks, 3 white easy iron shirtsthank god for m&s
>>202503347vpn off spainpedo
>>202503365no it isn'twe barely have gangs at all
[Intro]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelad's got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Our thread, it has a crowdThere's always something happening and it's usually quite loudOur janny, she's so mouse-proudNothing ever slows her down and a tantrum is not allowed[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of ourOur mouse, in the middle of our thread(Something tells you that you've got to move away from it)Our mouse, in the middle of our[Verse]Wagie gets up late for toilToby has to post the mice, then he scurries off to /cum/Sees them off with a small banHe's the one they're going to miss in lots of ways[Instrumental Break][Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Bridge]I remember way back then, when everything was true and whenWe would have such a very good time, such a fine time, such a happy timeAnd I remember how we'd post, simply waste the day awayThen we'd say nothing would come between us, two shitposters[Pre-Chorus]Diego posts his Friday bestToilmong's tired, he needs a restThe cucks are playing up downstairsJanny's sighing in her sleepRapelads got a date to keep, he can't hang around[Chorus]Our mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our[Outro]Our mouse, was our schizo and our creepOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, that was plaguing this shitheapOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse, in the middle of our threadOur mouse
hell hath no fury like a mousey scorned
speaking of private vs public sector my mum recommended trying to get a public jobshe does admin for the nhs and seems to do fuck all
>>202503385didnt read and hiddenyou've waste your time
>>202503362>>202503369WWYD if your daughter came home with her new black boyfriend?>>202503365We like to talk about your Pakistani rape gangs and rampant knife crime, laugh and say we'd never go to the UK. How did the seat of the greatest empire in history collapse so quickly?
>>202503389pay is shit in the public sector ladt. salarymong software dev
>>202503249sent x
>>202503079I find it very, very hard to fill my day in the officeI have some kind of office narcolepsy where I literally struggle to stay awake at my deskhave to constantly get up and walk aboutdunno how others do it. how do you fill the time
our gdp would be like double if people actually did work in this country
might convince my gf to cut her hair short
>>202503431Go on then, you lead the example. Don't come back.
>>202503431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH-i8IvYIcg
Woah that loving feeling
shit, run, wank, shower, shave, shop: done
>>202503424>dunno how others do it. how do you fill the timeI do the job I'm paid to do?
>>202503343Techno viking on the rightAlso>you will never write an entire programming language from scratch because you're schizophrenic and believed God told you to do so
some kino thumbnails on the ol' bodycam channel
>>202503417it's shit for me in private sector too, not like I have any skillsI just want to pay the bills not fussed about wealth
>>202503458love stuff like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t90y6ikbCR8
mum found the rape cube fuck sake
>>202503364How is that wog mentality Not like I steal the toilet rolls is itI'd steal the big unsealed multipacks
>>202503355that's untrueour chaebols has no power in politics rather they are bitches of politicianssouth korea is the only country in east asia to prosecute giant corporate owners and imprison them
>>202503453takes me about two hours to do it all, max
>>202503458gangly creatures
>>202503497>only country in east asia to prosecute giant corporate ownersThat's China
>talk about a literal who country>a flag shows upis there like an alarm or something? how did we summon him?
>>202503504enjoy being a globohomo slave state to amerikkka
>>202503499ah so you can do 3 times that much in a day then?
>>202503504what is the thing doing the exploding shooting there whose perspective we seeis it a tank?
he wants a peng asian gf from san francisco, san jose, san diego or los angeles
https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1726910310741633.png
>>202503514no? I can't will more work into existence
>>202503504Shouldn't have laughed but I did and can't stop
Need to do my tax return I do
>>202503389my mums in the public sector and she also does absolutely nothing
>>202503458>>202503503blue was disqualified for running though. both feet were off the ground.
>>202503481Unpopularcam has the best ones
>>202503450love making mental to do lists like this as well good lad
>>202503556so your company is paying you too much thenmay as well switch to part time hours and have more free time to actually do stuff with your life
Is it bad I can see a bit of andrew tate in my brother?
Speado is vpnning again
>>202503305looked at what was said by people about my last employer and it's all true
>>202503600yesmeans he's a yankified freak sadly
Had a big breakfast scrandemic. It was very nice but I've just had to walk back 20 mins with all this in my belly and 5 mins of that is up a steep hill so now I want to die
>>202503570oh i see
>>202503539can't imagine what that's like, poor bastard
>>202503570but they're manned? so just blatantly sacrificing a man? brutal
>>202503594i just made that up, she didn't
he can still win
>>202503617Fat cunt
>>202503575thumbnails look like AI slop
I smell runts
Love those russian telegram channels with all those ukranians getting murdered
>>202503539ouch owie
He so dreamy
>>202503506are you retarded? there is no private enterprise in chinaall corporates in china are basically run by ccp state funds
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>202503539enjoy janny removing your post
commiemong seething
>>202503693'ce
Leather-clad Communists in assless chaps, secreting their proletarian seed into bourgeoisie bumholes.COO-EE!
>>202503693there's something about mary came out in 1998, and i remember doing it because ben stiller did it in the moviei was 13
>>202503615Over the past year he’s become an absolute ghoul for money. We had a long ‘debate’ about whether we do something highly illegal and dangerous to make money (i.e rob a store). He kept trying to make me say yes.He never shuts the fuck up about money. It’s always about how this x or y relatively youngish person made so much money by their age while we just live pay check to pay check (we don’t).And yeah, he is a massive Tate fan. Even has a poster of him in his bedroom.He’s an ex-ice ussr.
that one wasn't russia related so maybe janny will wake up now
>>202503687Factually true. Even foreign corporations have to submit to cccp control or they just aren't allowed access to the Chinese market or allowed to operate. It's how china gains access to foreign companies technology, they literally just yoink and clone and western corporations accept it because that juicy Chinese gravy train.
MN and Hawk Tuah Girl have been spotted holding hands outside Bristol Temple Meads
>>202503718your IP has been listed on the ban list
>>202503746why were you wanking to ben stiller
>>202503718There's not really anything you can do for a wound like this. Even if it happened in a hospital and there was a surgeon standing right there with a hemostat in hand surely you'd just die of lack of oxygen to the brain.Dr Mouse, can you weigh in on this?
can you stop posting gore on our friendly morning thread brother
>>202503748>Even has a poster of him in his bedroom.direthe obsession with money is also dire
>>202503790rapepilled
>>202503780communists support ccp not russia you dumb cunt
Helen Skelton helps British Airways customers at Gatwick Airport by checking in passengers to raise money for Sport Relief in London, England (2018)
>>202503775it was to a playboy magazine from the the forest porn stash that we found
Some runt on my mobile provider keeps getting themselves banned for shitposts on /o/ and then I catch the ban message weeks later when I phonepost
>>202503768did a cum tribute to hawk tuah girlnot sure if i'll post it to my xhamster account yet
>>202503812sex
excited to watch this fraud lose to brentford today MATE
>>202503812love are Helen, very fitwas sad to hear her husband cheated on her right after she had their baby
remember how good top gun maverick wasliterally saved cinema
>>202503778wikipedia articles is it or osrs perchance
>>202503843didn't save it for very longnothing but shit since
>>202503843rewatched it fairly recently and it was still kino
>>202503790She's advocating rape because she's so mentally unwell men literally won't go near her
>>202503854Wow it's held up after all this time has it?
>>202503812She's gotten BOGGED out recently
somebodywhooo~somebodywhooo~somebodywhooo~somebodywhooo~
>>202503874That's some forehead alright
>>202503874just know shes covered in little jew ink scribbles below her clothes
>>202503791I’m not sure how to get through to him. I think Tate is objectively scum and is an evil psychopath but he just refuses to accept that yeah. He’s an adult so I know he should be free to make his own mistakes and follow the wrong people, it just sucks when the people you love are so fucking stupid.
>>202503875Bit rude.I meant more like how sometimes you'll watch a film and it seems amazing but then on rewatch it's just... not that good. Even if you're only rewatching it like a year later.
>>202503903Didn't realise jews invented tattoos
Get paid on wednesday and it's bonus month
>>202503878saved this Maisie the other day to my 'clearly eccied' folder as she looks coked up
>>202503843superficial shitecan't stand the test of time le saved cinema just gets trotted out the sae way that guy on /tv/ was like butthurt haters over the avatar film
>>202503812https://txxx.com/videos/8164864/helen-skelton-british-tv-presenter+ yes it's her https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/729718/Helen-Skelton-breaks-silence-topless-throwback-video-clip
kinoplexcinemadomekinodome
oh, i wanna dance, with somebodyi wanna feel the heat, with somebody
>>202503935The thing they not get themselves because it banned by their religion That thing: they invented /pol/ tell me!!!
afraid to use my vibrating arseplug in case mossad have some explosives hidden in it
>>202503913Does he actually shag?
hello this is John McAfee posting from beyond the veil: do not open that link
>>202503958hate paparazzi they should all be brutally murdered
don't let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere
>>202503958corrrrrr nice set on her
>>202503966onamadone
>>202503970Same lad, have to fall back to the arse plug and harness to keep it in all day at work
>>202503946it was shot in 2019 and released in 2022it was still pure kino
>>202503958Diego would've loved this.
>>202504005ye and avatar made a kerjillian dollars
>>202503968oooh i wanna do, a big fart, yeahi wanna do a shit, out my bum, yeeeaahoooooh, i wanna do, a big fart, yeahput your cum in my bum, please
>>2025040362 billy
Doing an arse wank
Mad how hard the Russian loving tranny has been done by the Roamian
what da rorke doin
nuff a dem know i cop a pen and slot it botty left
>>202504087protecting women from degenerate perverts
>>202504076Waste of good fish that
>>202504111Ask them You won't
>>202503972He’s had a lot of sex yeah. But since he got into the hard stuff he met a lot of nasty women and caught syphiliis off of one of them so I think he’s been celibate since.But turbo normie for sure.
>>202504087Taking my cock last night
uniqlo loungewear equipped. football on. waiting for gf to come back with the mcdonalds lunch.>SOTD: Maison Margiela By the Fireplace
>>202504060sent him to the shadow realm together with the commie
>>202504087Good post.
the only seafood worth eating
>>2025041534chan is not a social media platform and the Paki from Just Eat is not your girlfriend you sad little incel
>>202504153Get in deano my son
>>202504153ever shag her up the arse?
feeling lonelygot a few people i could talk to but i don't know how to carry a conversation so it's like a loneliness of my own makingwish i were mentally free and uninhibited, people like me should die
>>202504092*mogs your starboy*https://x.com/penno_9_/status/1833425922893967432
>>202504162
>>202504196rah
>>202504092get this young lad a pretty english wife. now!
Eating out is too bloody expensive.
going to watch the football soon
>>202504155oof that last shot
Google search: what do straight people do in sex
>>202504196>#barclaysmenso cringe
>>202504187ktim
>>202504187Dont be like that, why can’t you carry a conversation?
>>202504179my posts are british culture
I WANNA BE NEXT TO YOUBLACK AND GOLDBLACK AND GOLDBLACK AND GOLD
>>202504245reckon it's the autism
*makes every meal better*
>>202504234t. field tilt xG spreadsheet nerd
>>202504276Ok I will use it!!
>>202504254Too high maintenance Wouldn't be loyalWould spend all her time on social mediaWould be shit in bed
remember when a bird pooed in ashley young's mouth lol
>>202504295I'll pass this on. She'll be gutted, she wanted a fat spotty incel as a boyfriend.
>>202504209the buck is with this wog kween and if he's as religious as they say he is he'll marry hermental cos you can see just from looking at her she's a massive cunt and apparently she hasn't got any photos of him on her social media which apparently means she's playing him for a fool
>>202504276didn't think roasties even had much of a flavour besides salt and fat, which is presumably already in mayo
>>202504276Dread to think what ingredients are in that
>>202504313
>>202504301for me it was jason puncheon running off the pitch to have a shit
>>202504313he's 100% right and you know it
gay flatmate is having gay sex in his room as we speak
>>202504322>you can see just from looking at her she's a massive cuntcan you yeah
what books you lot reading then
>[Deleted]
>>202504280bizarre post. i just don't like the corporate name they're trying to use to mean all players from the first like 20 years of the premier league (which has clearly been astroturfed by barclays themselves)
>>202504344can't read me
avatar 2 was kinoI regret not seeing it in the cinema
>>202504322wouldn't mind squirting my vanilla cream on her choco face
just washed my hair x
>>202504313OK simpI'll let her know you white Knighted her on 4chan, maybe she'll have sex with you (she won't)
>>202504344would rather suck a dildo than read words on a page
>>202504313LMFAO this made him seethe like fuck
>>202504362I saw it on a small screen on a plane and it was shite, barely got through it
>>202504322my missus doesn’t have any photos of me in insta either, not a big deal
>[quivering with rage] OK simp
4:22 AM.. gm
ITSHABBEINING
>>202504393good night fat
>>202504344Re-reading this from my yoof Wonder what that red balloon blowing up in her face was meant to be
>>202504408new dildo?
>>202504322gyat dang she's gagging a cock up her arse
>>202504341yeah it's quite clear
>>202504408>evriyou'll be lucky to get it by christmas
Joshua beats that bum Dubois inside four roundsBelee dat
>>202504412A penis. It was a man ejaculating on Carol Ann Duffy's face.
>>202504425no it's notyou're a creep
buy frostpunk 2 or try to beat bg3 honour mode
>>202504441ok mate
Applied for a job at Blackrock, wish me luck lads
>She'll be gutted, she wanted a fat spotty incel as a boyfriend.
>>202504451What can you offer
>>202504412'kin ell that takes me back, instant blast of nostalgia
can I get a W in the chat for me brushing my teeth
>>202504412christ that brings back memories
>>202504470w
blackrock in your area~
>>202503134You work with the civil service? I'd you're not larping that's the only way I reckon you could get away with that unless you were a 1/1000000 prodigy at your job
What does HP sauce go good on
>>202504412nice reddit repost faggot
right I'm off to meet mumberg for lunch, have fun talking absolute bollocks all afternoon x
>>202504503sausage
>>202504465Low self-esteem and legs that just won't quit
>>202504527>>202504527>>202504527
>>202504531>>202504531
>>202504503bacon sarnie
>>202504517hope you both choke and die
>>202504541oof, beaten by one second
>>202504549not on mate
>>202504514Spending a Saturday reverse-searching images fucking hell sad CUNT
>>202504503Chip butty with HP sauce is great.
