dick tracy edition
hard luck threaddydecent wee edition you had there as well. We'll recycle if it's still up by 310 x
oh my days threadmeisterhow embarrassing!
spiderberg trapped in bath so I did the right thing and threw him out the window to the grass belowthe spiders will repay my kindness in the afterlife
>>202504555what can i say? you win some, and you lose some.
anyone who puts kisses on their posts needs a slap
The lunchtime hangover kizza12 pounds to the locak paki establishment
>>202504586bit spenny
now im drinking som almond milk c: it is vegan and a source of calcium, vitamins B12 (wtf why dont vegans drink this all of the time), D2, E, and iodine
>>202504574they'll be backand in greater numbers
>>202504586locak? What's that sorry?
>>202504579This but emojis unless you're a womanOnly women use emojis
new outdoor boys vidmoose huntin'seal spearin'fish catchin'
rosie jones is fab
Dieting is really not hard, it's just that one in every ten days or so I pig out or drink with friends and undo all the good work I've been doing
>>202504625proper weirdo that bloke
Don't have kids? Not allowed to voteNot married? Not allowed to own propertyThese two simple changes will keep the runts in check
>>202504627fat*
>>202504597Nah
>>202504614I use emojis and kisses when chatting on whatsapp to all the gay people in my phone
>>20250458612 quid for greasy, sloppy overcooked paki shitedoes it even have toppings or is it just cheesy sludge on top?fucking state of it, give your head a wobble
It's Saturday. Finally the weekend. Time to lay off the weed, apps and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
>>202504586pengo
yeah im sure you know about fine dining
>>202504672Rage on lol
>>202504668£3.80 from Aldi
>>202504627yeah she is
ah yessalty milk
>>202504639Ten days 500cal deficit, so 5000 calories to spare.So on your "pig out day" you're eating over 5000 calories? So more than 2 full large Dominos pizzas (and that's on top of that day's usualy 2500 calories)? Complete shite. You're not tracking properly or, more likely, just aren't committed.
blackpink in your area!
state of west ham
>don't believe paki pizza is good? Must think youre some kind of food expert mate
can I get a wank in the thread for having my willy stiff and out? x
>>202504708Shite
commoner muck
cheese on toast for brunch
>>202504639a fellow butterfield diet man
>>202504754*begins tugging my willard*
still on the tea but probably shall move on to the beers shortly
Its crazy how trannys literally only engage in behaviors that get them negative attentionIts almost like they instinctively seek out negative attention
How are you gonna get this money today lads
>>202504801i dont drink beer until 6pm
crazy how old chefs have fireproof hands
>>202504809their existence get them negative attention because bigots love to bigot
Off to bed
Paki Pizza built Britain.
>>202504811Waiting for payday next week when I get my 12 grand bonus x
Best game.
>>202504593>Spending a Saturday reverse-searching images fucking hell sad CUNTRetard, it is literally a single button away. How new are you?Also SAD CUNT copying content from reddit.
>>202504814oh wow really? have a go at topping yourself in the mean time x>>202504795good lad x
>>202504835Lot of shite.
lol his Sat morning posting from Reddit to here
i really really enjoy lebo pizzabasically nicely spiced mince over flat bread served with some lemon slices to squeeze overcor lads
>>202504831good lad but you have to get an envelope TODAY. build your empire. never wait for next week
>>202504843>AQAI had to suffer with WJEC insanityan anglo plot to keep the welshman down
>>202504865not really pizza is it
>>202504845>have a go at topping yourself in the mean timewhy would i do that if i intend on drinking beers at 6pmneed to work on your patter
>>202504827No its like, why do trannys think that sexuality is a personality characteristic, its the same with most gays.Do you think it would be cool if I for instance constantly talked about how I only had sex with black women or no?Do you think people might get annoyed and think there is something wrong with me or no?
>>202504883what defines pizza mate
>>202504835I see...
this almond milk got me fucked up
>>202504835First game l remember playing that had a 'real job' simulator
>>202504868Nah I worked all week today is my day off.Also my £12k payrise kicks in this month, should be getting about £7k pre-tax a month plus shares plus bonus
>>202504843Explain yuselfWha yu meanWhen yu say half-caste
george osborne with titsjust what i always wanted
>>202504835recall shenmue 3 being announced and all the autistic virgins creaming their pants and then never heard about it ever againcan only conclude it was a dogshit release
>>202504913
>>202504910>its the same with most gaysIdentification bias, you only notice the gays who are flamers, so most of us go by without you noticing
>>202504950without going autistic about lore it basically resolved nothing and the game felt like a waste of time
>>202504924shut the fuck up spaintwat you boring gimp
>>202504938she got that milf energy desusame with bridget phillipson
>>202504958you can get a cheeze version from the leb pizza places
>>202504973?
>you only notice the gays who are flamers, so most of us go by without you noticing
>>202504910are trannys and gays coming up to you and talking about who shagged them?>Do you think it would be cool if I for instance constantly talked about how I only had sex with black women or no?depends if you posted them and if they were attractive
>>202504973I'm not whoever you think I am and not lying about my pay either
Beware of greedy leadersThey take you where you should not goWhile Weeping Atlas CedarsThey just want to grow, grow and grow
>>202504950I need to get around to playing it. I haven't heard great things about it, though.
>>202504910i doubt you've ever spoken to a trans person ever
i put my fingers into my assssssssits the only way that i can fuckin cuuuuummmmmm
>>202505031??
>>202504998Done me
>>202505010>>202504994>replied twice>I-I'm not who you t-think I am
>>202504801if I got onto the beers now I'd be asleep by 8pm
>>202504917Years ago...I was Chinese.
>>202505045Does look pretty fun 2bf.
>>202505044bizarre
hiya
>>202505044
get 30k in the civil service and i hate it some people do fuck all in there for 45 years and get away with it while i have to actually work
>>202505045that's not fucking/being fucked and sucking/being sucked and kissing another man
>>202505067those reply links are begging to have lines under them
>>202505067>>202505070nuked that cunt with a double whammy
>>202505045even the average plain Jane birds are out here tongueing lads' arseholes
put my penis in her vagina?nah i'd much prefer her to lick my shitty, hairy assholefucking porn has ruined you freaks, turned you into faggots in denial
>>202505045This was me last night except I was doing the licking and later on sat on his face
>>202505076is there substance to the stereotype that there are lot of do-nothing jobs for brown folk in the civil service?
>5 years ago getting my ass eaten by a girl disgusted me and was totally out of the question>Now I kinda wanna try it Porn addiction is real. It absolutely warps and bends your sexuality in different ways and anybody who says otherwise is retarded.
>>202505084>bradley avatarfaggingnice try nappynonce
fags see shit and start licking their HIV infested lips
>>202505068Great post.
>>202504658mashallah brother
>>202505131you are severely mentally ill
dont want anyone near my arsehole quite frankly
/deutsch/ is slagging you lot off. Something about 'arschlicken'.
>>202505119>>202505098You do that as foreplay retards
>>202505098Your thoughts on eating HER ass?
>>202505035to the tune of duality by slipknot
would quite like to get dressed up like a woman and fucked by a latex clad bint with a strapon whilst she calls me a good girl
hmm
i see the shit eater reddit is here
>>202505172what so then you're having sex and her face smells like your arse?
>>202505181would you lick the inside of a toilet bowl after it's been cleaned?
>>202505196Do you never wash yourself? Silly question course you don't
>>202505190rage on
>>202505189want the gf to peg me but worried she'll think i'm a closet bent
>>202505172Where did I imply otherwise? All I said was that I became open to trying it.
im reading c:
>>202505224well you are
>>202505190Rage on you bore
Guys I found a video of one of the fags that post ass shit in this threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kcl9OPzLIU
>>202505115not in my bit its all fat white men and women 60% of whom are utterly shite and useless and keeping the country down because they cant get sacked and get paid regardless. 30% of people try somewhat and the other 10% are live for the job types
>>202505239>>202505119>>202505098you think about gay stuff a lot don't you?
>>202505098wondering what the pornographic jew will normalise next been seeing a rise in piss cleanups after the girl gets her face spaffed onobviously started in eastern europe where they are all filth mongers but increasingly big american mainstream slags will indulge in it
>>202505211No because it likely has harsh cleaning chemicals on it. Girls don't put toilet bowl cleaner on their assholes, you stupid or 'sum?
just had a wank after not doing it last night or this morning and after the initial shot of cum it was going splushsplushsplush as it hit the puddle of cum which then overflowed like
>>202505196It shouldn't smeel if you haven't got atrocious personal hygiene
Woman's tongue up your arse is the right amount of being bent Finger or a dildo is the wrong side of bent
On this day 697 years ago Edward II died at Berkeley Castle after several months in captivity.
anon looking in the mirror, pretending he's holding a microphone and doing a stand up routine
>wet spam
>>202505269how is a finger any more or less bent?
almond milk would be better if you just added sugar, mixed with like chocolate powder or strawberry or something the salt is nice its like eating nuts
i am too intelligent to get any enjoyment out of life
>>202505299Penis emulator Tongue is not akin to a penis
>>202505276*Yells niggers into the invisible microphone with one eyebrow raised looking at myself in the mirror*
>>202504612WHOM?
finallyiodine
>>202505276Hey /brit/ what's the deal with airline peanuts.
entirely possible to get a penis in your arse and not be bent if you're just enjoying the sensations
>>202504612The bird got MPD she needs to hop on fin
l fart approximately every 3 minutes so she'd have to tounge it fast
I moved back to the uk aged 45 and four years later have zero friends. I’ve had colleagues and alike who I get on with but absolutely nothing in the friendship area.
>>202504924What do you do for work?
13 And we also thank God continually because, when you received the word of God, which you heard from us, you accepted it not as a human word, but as it actually is, the word of God, which is indeed at work in you who believe. 14 For you, brothers and sisters, became imitators of God’s churches in Judea, which are in Christ Jesus: You suffered from your own people the same things those churches suffered from the Jews 15 who killed the Lord Jesus and the prophets and also drove us out. They displease God and are hostile to everyone 16 in their effort to keep us from speaking to the Gentiles so that they may be saved. In this way they always heap up their sins to the limit. The wrath of God has come upon them at last.
>>202505335What's your experiment today then?Still on the piss jug research?
I cant wait until I get a gf again and im just as miserable as I am without one just for different reasons
Immigrants come here for a better lifeIt is that simpleWhy do people act thankful for thisThey are here for themselves not you lmaoWeirdos
why do i have to be so ooglie :(
>>202505353do most 49 year olds have friends?
>>202505358Software toil
>>202505382well the bottles are in a cool, dark place i found my scissors yesterday while cleaning up so i might cut some bottles open and get some fruit flies killed early with traps set up
gfberg wants to stop eating beef because 'cows are cute'
I'm not ugly I'm just a twat
Lads how do I go about converting the proto bf into a bf?
Coomed to some nasty shit I regret, was just gonna rub a bit but got caught up in the moment. I'm so ashamed
>>202505393Most immigrants are really just economic parasites who are only there for the money and actively attempt to change society to more like where they were from
microrepertoire
don't be mad please, stop the hatingjust be glad that they'll be waitingfriends we have are ever changingyou know the lid's about to blowwhen the thunderbirds are go
>>202505353Go down the pub much?
>>202505417Ah yes the female logic where they for some reason humanize animals and very small aggressive dogs
how are you still single in 2024?
norf musicians:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmRjORVylv8
>>202505259you can clean a toilet bowl with vinegar and baking sodai think it's best if you broke your porn addiction and stopped fetishizing sodomy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZcOWnmYJq4&ab_channel=DamienSlashleftypol on a mad one
>>202505045sauce please do a brother a favour
rorke's youtube historyit's bloody rorke's youtube history
>>202505466she wants a Labrador which is a good dog at least
>>202505460I don't drink.
>>202505514>rorke humour
the medulla of the thymus, a different organ, plays a crucial role in the immune system. The thymus is where T cells mature, and its medulla is essential for the proper development and education of these immune cells34. Issues with the thymus medulla can lead to immune deficiencies and autoimmune disorders3.If you have any more questions or need further details, feel free to ask!
>>202505563quite fascinating watching obese creatures manoeuvre
>>202505480Fake and gay
>>202505563the fuck is that thing?
>>202505480if you can get a "manifesting" woman interested in you they are so incredibly easy to manipulate it's insanethey honestly believe your coming together is some divine intervention from the universe and will do anything to keep it togetherthat's how i got my first anal
I moved to Liverpool a few days ago and got a studio in the city center. It's a bit shit - way too many people everywhere when you go outside. I'm asocial guy and I don't like it. Would prefer to live in suburbs.
leftists seeing a video a wild leftist made and thinking its satire
>>202505634Lived in a studio in central london once upon a time and went mental after a year
mongs seething on twitter because that guy who does the veg posts was at the reform conference
>>202505634Yeah I bet you are a fucking Arsenal fan too you fuckin poof
>>202505604Your mum hoovering your bedroom again?
might install bluetooth speakers around my place and loop those 10 hour videos of running water/waterfalls/etc
Getting blacked
>>202505662racist satire
>>202505672No, I despise football. Sports where you watch people chase a ball around are retarded.
>>202505679do this but gay porn moans instead
>>202505634Blog on
Imagine getting done like that off sacked tranny
>>202505661Leftists are so insufferable they instantly change their opinion of your whole existence for not aligning to their politicsJust nasty people really
>No, I despise football. Sports where you watch people chase a ball around are retarded
proapoptotic
Hattable post alert!
favourite gta game?
Imagining the smell
He's on a roll
>>202505736vice city
Timmy mad
I can't be tough and masculine, I don't get social norms and get told I scream like a girl, I'm always obsessed about something and can't have a normal conversation with my mom that doesn't end up in fighting, I sometimes feel like I want to transition and be a woman but I don't know if it's out of actually being a transgender woman or just out of self-hatred for being an autistic guy who can't be a guy's guy :(
>>202505045my dream girl love plane jane dirty bitches
>>202505736gta london 1969
>>202505627'the chakras demand my cock in your arse'
i take it that a black person ITT is seething then
>>202505736IV for me, it has this dark and gritty aura around it that the other games don't have.
>>202505736probably put the most hours into china town wars
might get on the graduate detective schemereckon it must feel quite rewarding to get villains locked up
No amount of washing will make my arse not smell like arse
i am sick of being a retard
>>202505627the universe putting people together IS real however
>>202505525dvabitch off her OF Don't pay for it obviously, get it from somewhere else like simpcity
>>202505820Mate of mine did this and he hates it
We need to normalise hat posting again
the fugitive doctor
>>202504938mad how she tried to get a urinal removed from her office but can't cause it's heritage lel
why do women have a look of disgust when I tell them of my Star Trek enthusiasm?
based adil
>>202505856Black queens? Glowing. Timmies? Seething.
Emma Watson's bottom and the things that come out of it.
>>202505736obviously gay tonyit made the mandem at secondary respect the gays
>>202505860obviously it's because they think you like nu-trek
Trying to subtly encourage my gf to cuck me with another womanShe's already bi
>>202505836how come?
>>202505820snitch
oh my god! he's killed the original alfalfa!
>>202505871ooo it is shakib bro
How much neetbucks do you get in UK for autism/asperger's ?Does it matter if you get diagnosed as a kid vs as an adult ?I strongly believe im undiagnosed autistic, it's just that when i was younger nobody knew anything about "autism" in my country. Im gonna attempt to get diagnosed this year, i want to reap the rewards.
>>202505045Love a porn where there's two girls and one of them is rimming the fella while the other one sucks him offMust feel absolutely insane, especially vids where this is the cumshot
>>202505871>ENG
>>202504981>she got that milf energy desuShe's robotic as fuck, exudes no energy at all.
>>202505860that is shocking actually, stark trek is coronation street in space
>>202505871appear to have got the country label wrong there
This study revealed that even thepresence of Treg cells restored by wild-type bone marrow failsto halt autoimmune tendencies in T cells devoid
i think i'm cutei know i'm sexy
>>202505897Made it up You've been done
>>202505886Definitely one of the best written gay characters in media.
>>202505662Still fucking insane to me how they straight up retconned 60 years of lore to say this black woman was the Doctor before HartnellAnd to properly rub it in everyone's noses they're putting her in all the merchandise and posters despite only appearing in like two episodesThis shit used to be a fucking meme years ago and now it's reality
>>202505889when is the old trek/nu trek cutoff?
Need a bird into cuckqueaning
>>202505954Somewhen later DS9
>>202505954nu starts with 2009 abrams movie
>>202505898If we play our cards right we could get the less palatable posters here locked up for life
>>202505952it's because despite being a bender and the name literally being named after him being a bender, he was only incidentally a benderit wasn't a big ol song and dance and whatnot
>>202505913if you went undiagnosed as a child then you are not autisticyou just have a personality disorder
>>202505886just a reskinned iv innit
>>202505947BREAK IT DOWN*crotch chops wildly*
Need a bird into sexy PVC and latex outfits in the bedroom
>>202505953didn't the doctor who showrunner explicitly say he's willing to lie about the past to manipulate the future?he probably said it in kinder phrasing than that
>>202505995so literally any bird?
>>202505993
>>202505964please respect Enterprise >>202505970why is it the highest ranked of all trek films then?
they should have an american doctor in doctor who and he wears a cowboy hat.
>>202505953it's children's programme about robots and time travel mate
>>202505949
Question:Is ml an SI unit? I know litre is THE SI unit for volume but is it acceptable to use ml too? Instead of saying 1 X 10^-2 l you could say 1 ml?
>>202505992yeah but the parachutes made me cum CUMI remember buying it 15 years ago (or rather mumberg buying it for me)2 games in one, couldn't believe itwas terribly fun
i'm not seeing much self development going on in these threads ladsi'm quite disappointed
i love Whygena
bradley walsh saying potato after the chase credits
>>202506070Who is whygena??
Does this give women the ick?
>>202506026it's an entertaining movie, but not star trekit's success led to nu-trek, and spock screaming in anger while punching benedict cumbersnatch in the face repeatedly
>>202506007I think you're thinking of Steven Moffat when he said he'd put black people in historical episodesIn hindsight that was actually far less egregious than what the current showrunner likes doing with raceswapping historical figures to piss off the tabloids as he likes to call itAlso the current showrunner still hasn't gotten over his husband's death and his writing clearly reflects that
ScotlandGod's Country
>>202506094gives me hte ick and im a straight man
>>202506111vgh
*pushes you up against the wall**looks at you intently**kisses you passionately*tasty...i want more...*smirks*
at pub
>>202506057
how do we save are keir lads
>>202505990Like i said, iin my country autism was basically thought to be downs syndromeI have a friend with aspergers and we share many traits for example a stupid gait, having a monotonous voice or getting irrationally angry about food touching other food on the dish , lots of shit like that. Couldnt tell time on the clock until my teens, because it was always annoying, couldnt tie my shoes until adulthood. Pretty sure thats autism
>>202506102>the current showrunner still hasn't gotten over his husband's death and his writing clearly reflects thatClearly you like the programme a lot but why bother still watching it? I'm legitimately curious, I didn't bother with the later episodes of Arrested Development after the appalling return episodes.
>>202506160no you're just a retard
>>202506153ffs why are people still voting for the fucking torys
>>202506130put a beer mat down i beg you
Spicy bean burgers are peng and I'm not ashamed to say it.
>>202506130>Inb4 yank beer lol I hope you fucks have Coors Banquet on tap when I visit eventually
dancing inside a lightbulb
why? not his table
>>202506153Labour's collapse in such a short time is genuinely unprecedented. Reform continuing to pick up a decent percentage of the vote as well. Turns out releasing violent criminals and giving train drivers even more money is unpopular.
>>202506164I haven't watched it since 2017 when they decided to make the Doctor a woman, but I still go to /who/ when the episodes airIt's like when you see a car crash on the road and can't help but look
>>202506177defeatist right-wingers gave up on Reform because they didn't get everything they wanted and knee-capped the only serious opposition the Tories have had for decades
i'll kiss you...hug you...dote on you...shower you with my love and affection...then, we'll become lovers :)
>>202506198coors banquet doesn't exist here
>>202506224>It's like when you see a car crash on the road and can't help but lookHa yeah that's fair enough.
>>202506230Do you like trans women, mousey?
leftists love blaming the right
>>202506229I think it was more the fact Reform quickly turned into a Tory Party clone
>>202506198why would you want an american beer whilst you are in another country? you should be enjoying the local products
My toilet is clogged pretty bad, I moved in recentlyI used a whole bottle of bleach and also used a whole bottle of Mr. Muscle. I think it made it worse. Im waiting for a plunger to arrive from amazon, because i dont know where to buy them. If the plunger doesnt work then i dont know what i will do.
>>202506198Why would you bother with that That's like coming here and getting bourbon Too many other options open to you here, like Belgian beers (ours aren't very good I'll admit that)
Snoozing againTrying to kick my caffeine habit
what i want to know is just why she was so insistent on her jam being pumped
politics is a waste of time and anyone who gives a shit about politics is a batty wasteman
>>202506234Yeah but lots of pubs have Coors Light. I found that out when I went there.
>>202506198I must say, the American drinking experience is pretty shite ladThe whole way your bars work is just wrong and the beers are served in bad glasses
>>202505736Vice City
>>202506281thanks for taking the time to share this
>>202505995same
SDP really need to rebrand themselves Most people still think of the 1980s party when they hear their nameAfter that they could actually start having some success
already dreading toil
have started putting MIREPOIX in everything and dare I say it makes every meal a 10/10dogshit + mirepoix would probably be nice
>>202506234What a shame, it's pretty good imo. That's my go-to chugging beer. Not lite by any means but also not too strong so as to taste like shit. I'll have to find an equivalent then, I hear good things about London Pride.
>>202506281good post
recyc>>202504531>>202504531>>202504531
>>202506338It's too late, only person of remote prominence who even talks about them is Rod Liddle
>>202506298I'll wholly agree with you there. We don't really have a drinking culture here in the same way that Europeans or Japanese do. Love the English pub vibes, can't wait to go.
