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>>202504581the blessed orient
It's over for RorkePic related
toyah wilcox wank on the cards
Slug.
That's it, I'm becoming a woman
might start crossdressing againnot gay or owtjust think dresses look quite nice
reading
>>202506429i wear ladies knickers a lot but i can't imagine i'd look any good in a dress
>>202506442>>202506429pair of benders
Scranway
i should be allowed to wear the dresses
>>202506448Why is he red?
>>202506369John Cleese is a member
Got the gay hypnosis on
I just like the female form
heart problem... i want to say that. but i know it might be respiratory issues. but i havent gotten back to rereading the parts about the heart, yet, where ill do that and go read about the heart
So is he actually stupid and thinks his posts won't have different (You)s on them? We know you're using more than one device to talk to yourself.
>>202506153worthing mentioned
because, isnt it left-sided heart valves dilating? concentric or eccentric is the part i dont know. but htey could also be, like COPD
>>202504581She farts (and does poos) out of that
>>202506486disgusting visible knees
reckon homer made paris (the trojan) too hateable
AND with the heart and lung problems, being the blood pressure relating them together. im not saying its either i just mean the specific thing for what ive done and if its ^ BP then maybe concentric dilation
Big bubble butts.Hard muscle butts.Tight, horny, naked male butts.
>>202506538Yeah and are Emma shits out of this.
>>202506486zesty
>some cunt (usually a FEMOID) says "science" is their hobby>begin speaking to said FEMOID pertaining to science>immediately becomes clear their idea of science is upvoting a pic of a supernova from JWST on redditvile creaturesI'm the ACTUAL science man
>>202506486tried actually shagging a woman
>>202506568cute!saved! going to cherish them forever
got houmous in but nothing to put it on
>>202506583astronomy is science
>>202506583That table is bullshit
>>202506584I have and they're so beautiful
>>202506583mad how only one of these is actually worth knowing about
Canada! theres a second table, i thinkwith all the anti-quarks
>>202506613electron?
>anti-quarksjust not on
>>202506613Which one
>>202506589would you let them spaff in your mousehole
are phonoms a real thing or was E&F lying
>>202506592Poleaboo would often eat hummus and pitta bread when he was at university.
>>202506613photons are literally the reason light exists you bizarre battyman
you know what every western nation needs more of? wogs
>>202506658yes einstein proved the existence of discrete packets of light 120 years ago
>>202506658No "phonoms" don't exist
>>202506678phonoms not photons
you lads finna watch? >>202506639mad how the Ferengi were declared as an anti-semitic stereotype back in the late 80swhy is it that whenever there's a scheeming untrustworthy money grabbing group of creatures on tv/film, jews always think it's mocking them?
>>202506694what's phonom?
There are such things as "phonons" which are quantized vibrational modes of a periodic lattice
feeling esoteric (and i mean esoteric) and fashpilled
>>202506631we have a winner>>202506670no they're notelectromagnetic theory of light is sufficientparticle physics is a load of wank
i saw on a Doctor Mike (the australian one) video that people with COPD - because of the increased resistance - "purse" their lips >>202506721ok its phonons c: ill remember it as: PHONe ONS like PHOTO ns are light
feel like SHIT
just had sex with the fianceeberg spaffed on her arse cheekscurrently sipping on some pepsi maxshe's finishing herself off with the clit wandhow's your day so far lads?
>>202506753Precisely
Took two months of labour being in charge for everyone to remember why the tories got to stay in power for 14 years despite being atrocious
>>202506760had an incest wank earlier
>>202506721televisions are superconductors with photons they pass the photons through a doped compound and that goes through dyes to make light (they use things like arsenic but there are other things in google.patents) therefore you can make a semiconductor with phonons
>>202506715think he means phonons
LFC v Bournemouth: Kelleher; Alexander-Arnold, Konate, Van Dijk, Robertson; Gravenberch, Mac Allister; Salah, Szoboszlai, Diaz; Nunez. Subs: Jaros, Gomez, Chiesa, Jones, Gakpo, Jota, Tsimikas, Quansah, BradleyFour changes - Alisson hasn't made it
>>202506760Are you me?I simple can't compete with that high-powered vibrator and she doesn't seem to mind.
sick of don draper shagging aroundhasnt he got anythign better to do
>>202506760You didn't even stay to finish her yourself lad?
>go out>think i have 7 drinks>check bankstatement see i had 10well i do not remember the last 3 at all lol
>>202506789You have no idea what you're talking about
>>202506721there are lots of 'onsplasmons, phonons, excitons, polaritons, magnons
>>202506721quasi-particle that simplifies the mathematical treatment of an otherwise impossible complex systemit's equivalent to a hole (a positively charged particle that represents the absence of an electron on an atomic lattice site) and doesn't have any real existence
if you have any questions about christanity i will try to answer them to the best of my ability
>>202506760Why would you post this disgusting shit here? Go to /Britfeel/.
>>202506837semicondutors using phonons which enable quantum computers by using those vibrations and their distance from polar inertia (delta)
>>202506805running Top Gun
>>202506863why is christianity so boring?
>>202506869/britfeel/ is for freak virgins like you
>>202506805bit of a don draper myself when you think about it (shagging 20 year olds off hinge as a 30 year old)
how do i filter namecunts with ublock origin?
toby is the living embodiment of the duning kruger effect
>>202506760the white man marches on
>>202506760none of this is trueshut the fuck up
mental that we can actually see what happens when particles exceed the speed of lightit's so pretty
>>202506876looks like jan itor from scrubs here
>>202506860I know
>>202506892i dont think it is boring what makes you think it is
never said that i was "good" at science, Mr. D. Kruger - and it IS a hobby. i like science
>>202506922>particles exceed the speed of lighthow
brings a tear to my eye to see that /brit/ is still a shaggers general
>>202506960hs
meltdown incoming
>>202506942think how boring church isjust dead boring
>>202506944What's your favourite branch out of>Biology >Chemistry >Physics>Geology ?
>>202506969need a better priest
why are you melting down this time? stop being so sensitive
>>202506948the speed of light being 300,000 km/s is the speed of light in a vacuum (ie space) which is impossiblebut the speed of light through other dialectics such as WATER has much slower speeds of lightwhen electrically charged particles exceed that speed (like protons and electrons) you get that blue glowIt's called Cherenkov Radiation
why dont more ppl move up north? a single working man can buy a house and then live it in. most ppl spend their time indoors, so its not like the area being rough even matters that much.
>>202506948https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherenkov_radiationthey exceed the speed of light in the mediumtheyre still going slower than the speed of light in vacuum
>>202506948speed of light is slower when not in a vacuum
catberg eating her lunch
>>202506922They don't actually though
>>202506760This nigga dribbling a single drop of cum on her arse then calling it a job well done and sipping some sodaThe stateThis nigga actually grunting like an orc that has been stabbed when he drips like a leaky faucet
>>202506986full of ugly people
>>202506998they do in that mediumtired of your homosexual nonsense
drinking almond milk
>>202506992yeah but how do those particles go faster than it
>>202506992>>202506984the speed of a bullet slows down if you shoot it through something too but we dont consider that the 'speed of a bullet'.
I think I matched with a fake profile on hinge. Well, back to the drawing board...
>>202506862>real existenceIn a very strict mathematical sense sure but in a colloquial sense holes obviously do exist
I've had more sex than hot meals
The Online Safety Bill has been law for nearly a year now and hasn't actually been used even once. 4chan is still up, so is that suicide website, and porn websites still aren't requiring ID verification.So what was the point of all that drama then?
remembered I bought some sausage rolls yesterday and just soyfaced irl
>>2025070662016lad!
>>202507040same as how concorde can go faster than the speed of sound in air
>>202507027just remembered i have coconut milk in the cupboard
>>202507066Probably to selectively use it for ideological purposes
>>202507066postering innit
>>202506798who the fucks jaros
Feeling very curious
>>202507087but sound is different to light
>>202507066https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/Online%20Safety/
>>202507066turns out the law that sought to ban e2e encryption wasn't actually that well thought out
>>202507081get them nuked
>>202507129its all waves mate
wanted to be a doctor but i wasn't intelligent or handsome enough for it
>>202507151are you the dentistanon
>>202507123keeper
>>202507081odd
>>202507061the absence of a thing is not in itself a thing
>>202507151sorry rapelad life is tough
back in bed
>>202507130All me.
>>202507171no i'm a smelly neet
>>202507173oh right
the zeus burger
>>202507044but that's absurdspeed of light automatically meaning speed of light in a vacuum is a bizarre assumpton to make
>>202507188ktim
>>202507191are you rapelad
>>202507207how's she planning to eat that?
>>202507191describe the smell in question?
>>202506984bro protons and electrons do not exceed the speed of light lmao what
they're adding toby to minecraft btw
Odds: teaEvens: beer0s: glass of wine
>>202507149i thought light was the fastest
>>202507214no, i find his gimmick funny though>>202507232sweat and BO
>>202507230prefer not to say
based sheba
born a working man but with a thinking man’s brain, not good
>>202507188>>202507213Neither of you look anything like that
dont hear "nigga" in sentences much when theyre talking about protons and electrons
wish i wasnt so evil and ugly
Reform UK party conference is buzzing
apparently internet explorer was so slow because of its archaic legacy code and mr gates not being bothered to write it up from scratch, not to mention its resource-intensive features.With Edge they literally just took Chrome's open-source Chromium and built on that - which is pretty cheeky given Google and Microsoft hate each other.Bloody rude in a way.Edge is equally as fast as Chrome though so you can't knock it.
>>202507179If you analyze enough you'll realize everything is empty of intrinsic essence so why deny holes existence when for all intents and purposes they are just like things that supposedly do exist
don't really think me
>>202507209its the speed light from the sun takes to reach earth it makes sense for it to be the standard. Caring about the speed of light through water is some special olympics shit
>>202507188hungover lad?
>>202507243quantum tunnelling init
>>202507277Big Aryan Energy
any /sink piss/ man in?
>>202507263aw good for her didnt know they went on that long
Craving sardines over sourdough but the package of sardines I want here are literally like 4.50$ or some shitThe price of sardines is madness
quantum tunnelling, nigga
>>202507284>gay nerd shitnot interested mate.
>>202507277distinct stench of piss and gravy
Can run faster than the speed of light through jelly
>>202507277look at all those stupid fucking racist gammons
>>202507243The speed of light in water is slower than the speed of light in a vacuum and therefore non-massless particles can exceed it, hence creating cherenkov radiation in a nuclear reactor.
>>202507290>everything is empty of intrinsic essence
>>202507324dont care
>>202507251yes, the speed of light in the vacuum is the fastest anything can travelthe speed of light in water is 0.75x the speed of light in vacuumin nuclear reactors there can be electrons which travel at faster than 0.75x the speed of light in vacuumso in water, these electrons are effectively travelling faster than light would
>>202507311doesnt mean they move faster than the speed of light
>>202507277>90% old and/or bald men>hardly any women>young blokes look extremely chuddypretty much what I expected
>>202507324do caredid ask
If you donate to Reform, you're a cunt. If you think Reform are the answer, you're a cunt. If you're Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Ben Habib, Ann Widdecombe, Lee Anderson, Zia Yusuf, Rupert Lowe or James McMurdock, you're not only cunts, but also fascist traitors. #FarageRiots
>>202507284All I know is if you log into any microsoft service at all it literally logs you into multiple Microsoft related apps and shit and tracks youMicrosoft is super gay and invasive I hate that faggot shit
mad how you can see the divide between who got a single science GCSE, who got a physics GCSE, who went on to get an A-level and then the small minority like myself who actually have a physics degree itt
>>202507362dont care
>>202507347A more palatable answer for you would be that darkness obviously exists, too, despite it being the absence of light.
>>202507344>what if the speed of light wasnt the speed of light but an arbitrarily lower value then it went faster than the speed of light!!!yeah no
>>202507381ahaha great stuff
>>202507324what the fuckjust get the cheap ones
>>202506984>dialecticsdielectrics you morondialectics are a fucking conversation
>>202507327>>202507304not sure why I keep attempting to educate you all when I'm met with derisiondo continue with the spain nonce and 190 discussions thoughfar more riveting than my science I'm sure
>>202507399in what way is birmingham boring?
what browser do you use? brave here desu
>>202507393Yeah you got a degree in the Physics of sucking cock
>>202507393got Bs in all sciences at GCSE and a D at A-level biology
>>202507399find it hard to believe Santiago could be that boring
>>202507418Careful he'll tattle to the mods about this if you're rude back to him
>>202507418you are wrong/explain it terribly anyway.>this particle appears to go faster than the speed of light when it's slowed through material therefore it went faster than the speed of lightis a retarded thing to write
>>202507417It appears I have a thesis and you have the antithesislet's come to a synthesis
chingford mods have got me on the ropes if i dont pay them 5d 6p by 1963
andy sixx's log
>>202507381Based
>>202507416They dont taste good and they look all fucked up.King Oscars are the best
>>202507459tasty...
>>202507399Ottawa mentioned!
>Lisa Nandy has said Sir Keir Starmer's decision to accept thousands of pounds worth of football tickets was "very sensible".
fact: there is not enough energy in the universe to change the speed of any particle from below the speed of light to above it or vice versa
>>202507476go fucking snort caviar up your bum then fat git
How do you own the means of production when most jobs are useless office jobs just keeping people busy? It makes sense if you're in a factory line worker physically building parts of a bigger thing
>>202507381these people are only traitors in the context of Britain's raison d'etre being national suicide
Hegelmong loves his Hegel
>>202507399read that Lubbock is the most conservative urban area in america a few weeks agoso I assume this list is VERY biased
>>202507476what are those black poo rings on it
i dont believe that fact
hello, i use linux. why yes, i am a paedophile.
the bin men broke my bin then broke my other bin when they were delivering my new bin, which was a replacement for the one they broke
i use linux however i am not a paedophile
big fan of canada but they've gone woke
>>202507555unpossible
>>202507521Get em back in the factories
jewstar have banned me from gta online as i use linx (via steamdeck) i am also not a pedofork
screaming
>>202507562>gonenigga they been woke whilst you were still in nappieswhat's worse is their tory leader is even worse than trudeau and if you dare criticise how much of a faggot he is they assume you're a woke communist
>>202507586That doesn't answer my question
Lick my balls.
speed of light through cyano arsenic
>>202507521Almost like it is a retarded idea by a racist neet autismo who never worked a day in his life and didn't understand basic mathematics
>>202507535Just black olives
https://youtu.be/Ri0jk41a-zs
>>202507605Canada seemed alright back in the 2000s
got a half sovereign somewheremust be worth almost 200 quid
Well, Leftypol?
>>202507600yeah so funny to fuck up your body with drugs so you have be promsicous
>>202507612Get em covered in moss and we'll talk
>>202506448although he's a yank I can tell you for a FACT that his ancestors came from Wolverhampton
hurts when i eat
>>202507605>even worse How so? I am not a fan of him, but I am curious why you'd say that.
kind of hate him lads :/
>>202507639leftypol there in transoxvania
>>202507608Yes it doesAlso capitalists wouldn't employ workers if they didn't squeeze value out of them
>>202507600I genuinely think the only woman who's made me properly laugh is miriam margoyles
>>202507605feel like you have to be quiet the poof to rise up in that political climate
>>202507612don't mind if i do
>>202507637ah yesVERY trad
>>202507677wtf shes one of the worst of the lot for this sort of smut
reminder that i won
Socialism
>>202507664I love that a big zesty ahh black retard is the guy who will represent Britain on the world stage for the next five years lmfao, he actually represents us really well
>>202507701meds, now
Mental how much more worthy of respect a train driver is compared to some "white collar" professional grifter such as the ones who post on /brit/ during work hours- if a train driver was caught having schizophrenic episodes about imaginary e-celebs on a British anime forum while driving a train can you imagine the kind of trouble he would be in?Further, can you you imagine if Diego and co went on strike? Literally NOBODY would care or notice because their jobs aren’t real.A pay rise for train drivers is long overdue I think- I recommend a fair wage of £150,000 considering the enormous responsibility of carrying all those thousands of passengers each day, using their elite concentration skills and all that wealth of theoretical knowledge to carefully ferry them to their destination, and my what an important job too! Meanwhile I would recommend the uppity tarqs of /brit/ have the wages of their coke snorting WFH "jobs" capped at 20k- seems completely fair given the amount of "work" they do in a given day and the lack of responsibility that comes with it! *puts you in a headlock and gives you a nuggie*
>>202507672>provide parameters for someone to "overachieve" >reeee this is squeezing value out of themthis is literally what you communists want the government to replace the private business as doingsurely not even you retards think economics should be a zero sum game
>>202507693Its mental how it was only supposed to be gay people love each other or some shit nows its tranny nonsense and some people are trying to push pedophilia
Free to choose.Free to live.Simple as.
new shoes lads
Agriculture was the biggest mistake humanity made
stop talking to or about yourself
>>202507736Don't argue with him, you cannot win.
>>202507762Never
>>202507695The way she delivers is very funnyThe problem with most women is they can't deliver a line for shit
>>202507729Why do zoomoids type "ahh"? Is it another one of those retarded Tiktok things where they censor swear words for the algorithm?
>>202507677apparently she's an absolute smug cunt
>>202507782old ahhh nigga
>>202507782No
>>202507782Bro unalived us all with this one!!!! :fire_emoji: :fire_emoji:
imagine if the prime minister went on strike! no one would noticeLOL
>>202507806Just say "ass". You aren't going to get in trouble for swearing on 4chan.
>>202507782it's ass translated into ebonics
>>202507830Marzia cute
>>202507829Ha ha, great one Dave! Mind if I use this for the coffee afternoon tomorrow?
>>202507800>global inflationthis is an utter cope it is caused by governmentseven the energy situation which is the closest to being a "global" problem is only a thing due to national mismanagement ESPECIALLY for wealthy western countries
i have a tickly taint ;3
>>202507829he's striking down the country that's for sure
>>202507677nina conti is a brilliant female comedian seen her live a couple of times and had me in tears
Apparently in 2024 we're supposed to think this behaviour is completely normal and you're a "bigot luddite" if you disagree with this.
so you lot just sit in your bedroom all day like me?
governemnt should give me methamphetamine
>>202507860gato sandia
>>202507877no one thinks this behaviour is completely normalhave you ever spoken to another human being?
>>202507879yeh but i sit in the garden and have a cig sometimes
gave flatmatebergs cat some smoked salmon and she is fuming
>>202507600actually the correct way to work this out isn't to simply add the percentage but to follow through each branching possibility of taking the two pills and add the resultant probabilities that don't result in a pregnancy>both pills work60%*60%=36%>first pill works, second pill fails60%*40%=24%>first pill fails, second pill works40%*60%=24%>overall chance of avoiding pregnancy 36+24+24=84%still unlucky 2bh but serves her right for her lack of mathemetical understanding
dreamt i had all these pet squirrels
>>202507879Yes. My smelly childhood bedroom to be exact, same one I’ve sat in every single day of my life for the last 30 years.
nice to see r/canada is basically stormfront now
>>202507877Redditors are subhuman
>>202507897Unfortunately they do. You can't say anything bad about AI (or people who use it) in this day and age without being mobbed and attacked and treated like you're some kind of lunatic.
>>202507877just shut off the internet already
Similar totheir innate-like T cell counterparts, neonatal Treg cells appearto carry unique, highly self-reactive clones and possess uniqueanti-inflammatory characteristics (Stadinski et al., 2019; Yanget al., 2015) (Fig. 5)
what's McKinsey and Co.
>>202507941no i'm fairly sure you can actuallyagain, i'm not sure you actually live in the real world
>>202507933But it’s 2024 :/
>>20250790170% of Canadians are angry at the immigration situation and even libtards are anti-immigrant nowIf Poilievre wins I fear that similar levels will continue BUT that anger will dissipate merely because new face.Want the anger to stay desu.Lest the Conservatives had someone who actually gave a fuck about the problem in charge.
>>202507941Shut the fuck up 190 lmfao Why can't you just be normal? Why do you have to go on these autistic tirades 24/7 Just put the trip back on and chat with the boys again cmon
>>202507916you've been at this for years haven't you, feeding human food to flatmatebergs cat and making her seethe I for one am all for it
Eating Black Pudding from Lidl right now. it's pretty good. Actually my whole fridge is full of mince meat and pudding from Lidl. I don't like cooking so i usually just quickly sear it and eat without seasonings or anything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn26M46ieqg&ab_channel=GymSkinPOV you live in essex
>>202507968Whenever I criticise AI shit I get attacked and called a "luddite" or "boomer" or "conservative" or something.
>>202507901Who will you vote for?
>>202507996ok
>>202507978On the other side of the coin he is a populist without any serious convictions of his own besides gaining and holding power so he may become the Chud PM just to ensure another term.
Indeed, tetramer staining and surface plasmon resonance studies indicated thymic Foxp3+ Treg cells have highaffinity for their targets as compared with CD4 Tconv cells thatrecognize the same antigen and require expression of the targetantigen for development
>>202508020do you yeah
it's laudrup>>202508042>>202508042>>202508042>>202508042
>>202507933Dont see how thats anything like stormfrontStormfront was the actual anti jew/Nazi website right?
in Sussex Nothing to do Might go boulder Brighton
>>202508021I will spoil my ballot
>>202508048I do, yeah.
>>202507664he's thick as mince
>>202507736>economics should be a zero sum gameIt is.
