/brit/ish rail edition
i think its just cats actuallynot necessarily the eyelids just coughed and smelt orange peels
Trains are based.
got the shaggers itch
>>202510250Honestly 4chan being so autistically anti-tattoo has made me even more pro-tattoo than I previously wasI hope every woman gets full sleeve tats just to piss you freaks off
put worcestershire sauce in my ham and cheese toastiepretty peng desu
continue the slagposting
>>202510415hope she sees this
>>202510405well said
Trans are based
someone just got banned
>>202510354Enjoy it mate glad you're so happy to have "defeated" me by being extremely mentally ill and talking about yourself all the time
any cars aficionados here know what to look for with a car?
>>202510397Have you considered seeking professional mental treatment for your porn addiction?
>>202510370Oh cool yh british railBrilliant bet this is a great edition cool
>>202510417absolutely peng behaviourgetting towards a cheeky welsh rarebit there desu
>>202510415This sounds like soem tranny shit
>>202510418
>>202510455four wheels, one door (minimum), a steering wheel and a working engine
>>202510464i bet you've consumed 5k worth of porn in your life you've just chosen not to pay for it
Imagine spending fucking £5k on porn (a resource that is 100% free and you have no need to pay for)Imagine how many better uses you could find for all that money
>>202510377I have a massive lactation fetish and it's very hard to find content that scratches that itch
if mumstein enters a room and the TV is on she stops for a minimum of 5 mins to watch itdoesn't matter what she was doing. doesn't matter what's onshe just passed through the living room saying "I'm going to ...." but then drifted off and got distracted by the advertsshe's like the Simpsons in that Japan episode. complete hypnotic submission if she sits down it's over
>>202510450Don't know why you think every poster who observes your mentally ill behaviour and therefore calls you mentally ill is the focus of your mental illness...oh wait maybe I do know
You know how people keep saying trans rights are human rights?They not allowed to ride in the front of the bus or something?
>>202510418cannot begin to imagine the size of the pure ebony elephant tusk oiled jungle bbc that would be needed to properly satisfy her
Where the fuck are all the Australians
don't watch porn as I personally believe it is satanic
YWN will never be invited to the refugee gardenhttps://x.com/i/status/1837473099895177288
Keep seething about it that'll show me
>>202510415Can’t blame you. Silly little boys they are, acting out of insecurity.
>>202510548outstanding post
*Lifts my tshirt and stands at the side of the thread rubbing my belly*
au de parfum
one of the slag posters wants a big titty currywife I see
get the fucking gay porn on
>>202510511i spent £3k in one night in a strip club
I just wrote a post and it literally did not appear in the thread despite the post being successful and me getting a 60 second cooldownWtf is going on
might start posting under a random foreign flag, seems like everyone's doing it now
>>202510548Well, it’s not. What now?
>>202510591thanks feminism >>202510608you can press shift_click submit/post to bypass that i think
Hate pornpostersHate slagpostersStop trying to make other men hard you weird cunts.
>>202510608didn't get past the dogshit post filter
I was simply talking about replying to a retarded troll and this poster has a meltdown about me. Curious.
dtic meltie
In total I've spent £20 on OnlyFans birds (tenner each). Subbed, ripped every single video (~25GB total), added them to bunkr, posted the link for the boys on simpcity then let the subscription run out.Those videos have been viewed tens of thousands of times, to say nothing of the views on other sites where the content has been rehosted or viewed on lads' HDDs. It's only a couple quid for me but for some poor lad in Africa, India or South America that's a month's wages you know what I mean? He can't afford that. Yet he appreciates the same bird as me and wants to wank to her. So I do a nice thing for him. That's what it's about.
>>202510636yeah well it is isn't itnot normal to watch another man shagging a woman
>>202510602spent 1k in a strip club in oslowas utterly steaming and forgot the exchange rate was 10 nok : 1 gbp and not 1 : 1 did see a romanian ladies arsehole when she gave me a private dance though
big boobies dont really do anything for me anymore. most of the time they're kinda tacky.
Doing a bit of a poo
>>202510670you're a fucking weird cunt mate
>>202510608I once made a post and attached a photo to it and it uploaded a picture of someone I have never seen in my entire life and dont have saved on my computer
Wish they had these in my size, I would get them in a heartbeat
>>202510675i was paying for me and my mate and coke from behind the barthe stripper let us finger them
>>202510670good job. roasties need to learn
>i like stealing from self employed womenis not a flex
>>202510666Is he still going? I had to filter leafs the other day because of him
>>202510705>W48 L29alri sphere lad
>>202510713how tight was his arse?
>>202510670As you wereLG X
>>202510705>48Hahaha fucking hell imagine the specimen that had these
>>202510713>coke from behind the barbetter have at least been draught and not bottled shite
>>202510713How long did it take for the guy to cum?
Uh Rorke, mind just explaining this bombshell to the class then?
>>2025106709/11 for coomers lol
DARWIN NUNEZ
https://is2.4chan.org/int/1726928228176574.jpg
>>202510591AWOOOGA
>>202510705Thinnest American
>>202510754haha she's so based
Ok I just rewrote the same post and it happened again. 60 second cooldown but post didn't appear.There's clearly some kind of word filter in place that is now completely blocking certain posts, but I have no clue what I said in the post that was "wrong".Is this happening to anyone else lately? Or just me
I had a 50 inch waist at my largest.
>>202510775Slot has finally unlocked him
>>202510775imagine seeing that nunez has scored and your first thought is to post a random mid slag accompanying the newsget to fuck you boring bizarre bastard
got to go clean some more and PISS
>>202510754Listen mate I think in my dream I said wallabies were just "rubbish rabbits" which on reflection is really harsh and I quite like wallabies anyway so I thought I should say sorry to your community
wear a 28 waist me
>>202510812oh you've wounded me greatly my soaboveitall
>>202510809you just don't pay it off in full. It's a uni tax, not a loan.
>>20251082832/30 man myselfdon't really understand how lads were L32 do they just have dead long legs or what
>>202510831you sound gay as fuck
some tattoos can look decent
>>202510809You're not expected to pay them off, it is - for all intents and purposes - a graduate tax. No surprises for guessing why this country has undergone a catastrophic brain-drain the last few decades.
>>202510586yes i do haha
>Type "premier league" into google to check the scores>Liverpool 0 - 1 Bournemouth>Check again later>Liverpool 3 - 0 BournemouthWhat's going on there then?
>>202510853ugh yet another wound to my fragile online ego
>>202510849Manlet detected
>>202510696unfortunately she's got an English runt sort of face. should wear a mask or do faceless
>>202510812*imagines it*Ok now what?
>>202510670based
>>202510849L30 seem to ride high for me at the ankles
probably not ideal for a man in his youth to just be sat at home on a Saturday with nothing to do staring at the ceiling but here we are
>>202510809why did you go to uni if you aren't earning over 45k
>>202510498>>202510514>>202510540built for bwc
not sure you're allowed to post QR codes
Anyone else find it strange how everyone was all on big about Elon musk for years especially liberal people because of the electric cars or whatever then he moved his stuff to Texas because Cali was shit tax wise and all the sudden he was the bad guy out of nowhere and all the liberal people who liked him before are now frothing at the mouth about him 24/7
>>202510877Referee is woke
>>202510929whats that?
>>202510856why
>>202510903>>202510848???
https://rupress.org/jem/article/210/6/1265/41537/A-hemolytic-pigment-of-Group-B-Streptococcus?searchresult=1group B strep!
>>202510909go for a walk round the roomlook out the window for a few secondsthere's endless possibilities
>>202510877Yet another Slot masterclass mate
>>202510909could get a massive blackedraw torrent on the go and pull the lad off yourself
>>202510809like the others have said, its a graduate taxi graduated in 2019 and i've paid les than 100 quid because im destined to work low pay entry level jobs for the next 50 years
screeching
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:32469141A2B8344E3DC5CFD0AE96AD9AFF707028&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.to%3A2920%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.pirateparty.gr%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.cyberia.is%3A6969%2Fannounce
>>202510937Nah not really
no one understands my suffering
sun creamsun screensuns creamsuns screenand you?
Just walked around the room clockwise
>>202510983urm
>>202510971the loan is forgiven after 30yr
>>202510946because this country has been run by spiteful boomers for the last few decades who have gone out of their way to make life as miserable as possible for anyone born after 1980
>>202511005phwoarrrr
>>202510984OhWell as you were
je un march je room dextero
>Yeah let me just post QR codes and magnet links with zero context. Everyone will click on those.
>>202510976>i graduated in 2019 and i've paid les than 100 quid because im destined to work low pay entry level jobs for the next 50 yearslmao literally ktim
love earning under the student loan threshold shan't be paying a penny
>>202510937Got no idea what you're on about take it to /cum/
>>202511035tend to scan qr codes rather than click on them myself
parents just payed for my uni simple
>>202511035>and magnet linksits one of the britfeel mongs copying me monkey see and then monkey either copy or copy-paste a message about them
>>202511022try to say that without crying next time, mate
>>202511037yeah be poor to stick it to the student finance company. You got 'em lad
>>202511065rage on
>>202510937Leftists/progressives were generally really pro-tech 5+ years ago so loving Musk went hand-in-hand with that. Remember also they used to make fun of boomers for saying "phones bad". They were really against the idea that modern technology could be said to have any negative effects on society whatsoever and considered that a "conservative" idea. Right-wingers back then were really anti-tech and wanted to ban Tiktok and regulate social media etcAt some point post-covid, things did a 180 flip and now it's right-wingers who worship tech companies and love shit like AI, and leftists are now much more critical. I don't know why this happened but if you pay attention to the discourse, you can clearly tell something has changed
mental how - and I mean this in an impressed way - football lads stay up to date with footballknows all the players, when the matches are, the standings, if you're in the know you shrug it off but you're a fish in water. The amount of information is staggering. very impressive
>>202511040Oh?Did you not get the kind of answer you wanted the first time?You want me to call you a little fag or something?
Meltdown
>>202511078nah i actually dont give a shit that is your life though. your entire life is that, and then saying someones mad or that somethings happening over and over. you live in fantasy land
*enters the thread*
>>202511091would
>>202511085my knowledge is much worse than when i was a teenager playing fifa and football managerused to know all the youth players and all the squads for foreign teamsnow i barely know half the players in the prem
>>202511111rage on
>>202511085True I only semi follow and can't fucking keep up with it allThey also seem to be able to remember everything in great detail whereas I forget after a couple of days
>>202511091Wouldn't. Tits too big.
>>202511160you'll be pleased to know she's since had a reduction then
>>202511098been happening for YEARS this, don't understand how westminster haven't caught onto this yet
>>202511085my stepbrother can do this to a crazy degree. He's kinda slack in most aspects, but he is like a football knowledge savant
>>202511085>you're a fish in waterI know what you mean here obviously, deriving from being "a fish out of water" but I'm not entirely convinced that describing someone as a fish in water is an accepted turn of phrase because I've never heard it said in all my 31 years.
>in all my 31 years.
in all earnestness I may become a milsurp collector and merchant. Really like the stuff
>>202511167Nah. That's inauthentic. I like women with naturally smaller breasts
>>202511100What the fuck are you on about you daft bastard
>>202510418too big
>>202511194But you're morbidly obese
>>202511074I'm not poor?
>>202511036i don't like it however even in my poor northern shithole I'm not going to be getting on the property ladder any time soon, and every time I've managed to get promotions and advance my career, I end up bombing out within a year because I hate it
>>202511201Never seen a nigger dick this big before pinkie?
got a well-known phrase horribly wrong in /brit/ once and couldn't come back for 3 days out of shame
matched with a girl with huge tits and we were chatting and she mentioned she had a breast reduction that weekwas fucking seething mad like I'd been cheated on
wanking to tiktok joi again
business idea: save all of your QR codes as .jpeg files
>>202511243i sometimes close a thread after posting something retarded but then after 30 seconds i'm just like yeah who cares and open the thread again
mad how sex lesbians are
how come the steam deck flopped?
what arm thing homie
brb forum
>>202511250enjoy searching for encouragement there and getting loads of teenagers leading me on to milk my wilkins
>>202511243Through no fat of your own, presumably.
>Exclusive:>The honeymoon is over for Keir Starmer>YouGov poll for The Times finds that one in seven of those who voted Labour less than three months ago now regret doing so>53% or voters - including a fifth of those who backed Labour in July - believe Starmer is doing badly as PM. 34% think he is doing well>Of those aware of stories over freebies, 64% say decision to allow donor to fund £5,000 of clothes for his wife was unacceptableKeirbros... It's over.
doing a little lesbian porn dance
>>202511211That was for comedic effect my actual size is 33 ideally but 32 or 34 works
someone is stealing my cutlery
>>202511098it's shit, but £11m is a drop in the bucket to the £20bn a YEAR they lend
>>202511298what tongue thing homie?
might watch a real time sinking of the titanic video on youtube and start to get steaming
>>202511326Oh I see. Milsurp stuff is great and still relatively untouched by hypebeasts so the price is still right.
>>202511322Going to really enjoy watching Keir's long melty over the next few years lol you can tell he's barely holding it together as it is
>>2025112931st gen producti dont think it flopped, its just the market for a device like the steam deck is actually really smallnot many people want to pay £350 to play games they already own, just in another locationt. steam deck owner
right time to go into town for a fun little excursion
>>202511322 Not a fan of Keir but this country is fucking retarded. We've had 14 years of the Tories destroying every aspect of this country but will vote them back in immediately because Keir was given some clothes
>>202511370mate we're in the crosshairs for itthat budget is going to make dave's austerity look like a blairite giveaway
Sir Prime Minister
>>202511287The Tories rule was almost maliciously shit, to be honest - they really couldn't have done a worse job a lot of the time
is this actually true
mental how dogshit these captchas are now
>>202511418Maybe Labour should actually govern as, you know, Labour, rather than doing all the same corrupt and tyrannical shit the Tories did. Maybe then people would like them more.
>>202511357did that couple years ago when I was sleep deprived was kino when the screams.wav started playing
>>202511440crazy
>>202511442bro can't afford £20 a year to never solve a SINGLE one EVER again
>>202511442yeah?
>>202511179it's a metaphor, not a turn of phrase, see this is water by dfw
>>202511405quite like my deckoid desuwish it was more powerful though
>was wanking hard a few hours ago >genuinely was going mental, felt like I wanted to propose and marry this girl I was wanking over>flash forward a few hours post ejaculation and she utterly repulses me mad that
>>202511450It's ridiculous that Labour only get 1 strike until they're out meanwhile the Tories are voted in over and over while they fuck everyone in the arse
Trans
>>202511440they invented civilisation chuddy
>>202511440Ethiopia had writing for millennia and Bantu-speaking West Africans had iron metallurgy early on. There are also enormous (ruined) castles in Western Africa that the Portuguese couldn't even believe were real they were so huge.
>>202511486>he has paid a subscription to a dogshit neo-nazi pedophile website for 8 years and countingOh my days
>>202511521excellentwhen do they start?
>>202511521stop posting this shit even ironically
>>202511499feel this when i have gay wankslike have a violent and lust filled urge to have a william in my arse or mouth then feel so much shame as soon as i spaff and can hear the gay porn noises
whenever a leftoid party gets in power they get absolutely nothing done at all (except maybe arresting dissenters sometimes) then just get voted out straight away and seethe about it
>>202511240don't worry about all that mate it'll be over soon
>>202511495Student Loan debt across all four UK nations is over £220bn£1bn wouldn't touch it
>>202511563seek therapyself-hating gay is not healthy
>>202511370We'll vote them in because they aren't proposing stuff literally no one asked for like stopping people smoking outside pubs Labour positioned themselves as a no nonsense sensible party but actually just kept all their usual nanny state stuff quiet, which is rather deceitfulTories are incompetent arses but at the very least they don't give a fuck about you, Labour wants to police your life
ivnsting in VWRL
>>202511536Ge'ez script is kinoAny pics of these castles? Everything impressive I've seen of Africa's past was built by EuropeansNever seen any indigeneous architecture
>>202511485i was on a solver but it's been done in
>>202511515Most people aren't fans of such amazing Labour policies like "freeze old people to death" and "let murderers and rapists out of prison". What a surprise.
>>202511405Can it play most high end PC games? Like, what's the limit? surely a device that lets you play any* (depending on the answer to my above question) PC game on the go would be hugely popular?
>>202511563I thought gays in denial were all tops Mad you're a bender's bender
ENGLAND
I fantasise about having a massive knob and being a proper porn stud that the girls genuinely enjoy fucking on camera and always cum legit to
>>202511515That's because the people of this country are generally Conservative, regardless of what X will tell you. The Tories can be sleazeballs to some degree as long as they implement Conservative policies. The Tories as of late didn't, so we got Labour. Labour can't afford to be sleazeballs because the country generally doesn't support them.
had well over 2000 calories already todaywhich is rare because i hardly ever get my daily caloriesbit of a skeleton you see
>>202511637>Can it play most high end PC games?depends how you define high end pc games
Just found out I'm on Plan 1 and my student loan gets written off after 25 years. Literally don't care if they want to charge me £100 interest a month at this point.Might move to China until I'm 46 and then come back with no loan.
>dogshit neo-nazi pedophile websitewhy would you even come here and type this out, even ironicallyyou have to go back
>>202511568Tbh you can't call Starmer's Labour "leftist" in any meaningful definition. They are basically just governing as Tories except with more progressive pandering nonsense and more nanny state policies
>>202511608I'm trying to find it. There was a Portuguese anon who had linked to it recently. Just a second.
>>202511637it can't play any PC gameit's fundamentally just running linux so it only support games that can successfully be hacked into compatibility
>>202511632>"freeze old people to death"lmfao bro actually reads the daily mail
I'm straight but sometimes it's hot to insert as the woman in porn
>>202511656corr would love to hike there with a big stick and a funny hat
>>202511702untrue
wonder what happened to lachie, i've basically picked up where he left off, spending my neetbux on prossies
>>202511515seethe
>>202511637https://www.steamdeck.com/en/verified
>>202511602>Labour positioned themselves as a no nonsense sensible party but actually just kept all their usual nanny state stuff quiet, which is rather deceitfulIt was actually extremely obvious they were going to do all this. Starmer is a really bad liar so you could tell that he was keeping quiet about his real policies and just saying things he thought was agreeable. Unfortunately before July 2024 you weren't allowed to point this out because people would just screech "B-B-BUT DA TOREES!!!" in response
>>202511720how so?
>>202511722feel like I've seen a post of his sometime in the last month
>>202511693ah yes the classic they're just not leftist enoughjust 2 million more browns per year then communism will happen I'm sure
Mental how Golden Oreos are literally just round custard creams :/
>>202511773no you didn'tbe quiet
>>202511768Proton is more than just "hacking together" a PC game
Gregg Wallace attends a book signing at The Ideal Home Show in London, England (2012)
>>202511775They aren't economically leftist at all. They're economically far-right and culturally progressive, which is what most "leftist" parties are these days.
>The next 3 hours are the last time we'll be above 20 degrees for the rest of 2024mashALLAH
>>202511834you live in donedon omds
got hit on by a tranny who was 85% passable in the potatoes section at the market.
really hate not having a bidet anymore. a fitted one when I was abroad was the dream. now after a shit I feel grim if I've already showered that day. hate it
>More details have been revealed about plans to build the world's largest tidal barrier in the River Mersey.>A dam-like structure would be constructed between Wirral and Liverpool, with the possibility of cyclists and pedestrians being able to walk across it.will it be kino?
>>202511589Is self loving gay when you can actually wrap your cock round to your own bumhole
>>202511405>>202511293In what world did the Steam Deck flop lmao? It's sold well for what it is. Remember it's not supposed to be a console like the Switch or whatever, it's an enthusiast product, which is why you can only buy it from Valve directly rather than seeing it in shops or on amazon.
>>202511831is it not just a windows compatibility layer?
>>202511899They were supposed to build the worlds largest tidal barrier somewhere in South Wales a few years ago but the plans were scrapped because Central Government withdrew fundingThe same thing will happen here because we simply don't like big infrastructure projects in the UK
>>202511886Why didn't you reciprocate? You gay, lad?
>>202511928It is a compatibility layer, but it's certainly not hacky
shutter at the thought of being a "prossie" in australiaa bunch of ghouls with their centrelink money walking in ready to take advantage of you. hell on earth
>>202511608Oh it's just Great Zimbabwe not some relatively unknown structure complex. In any case there was a medieval kingdom that built hundreds of huge stone castles so they must've had other technology, too. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Zimbabwe
>>202511899LIVERPOOL
>>202511499I reckon this is why a lot of top shaggers are also raging misogynists. To just fuck something and then disregard it the minute your bollocks are empty takes quite a high a level of callousness.
>>202512019Grim country.
meant to type shudder. not a window am i
>>202511999
>>202511834good riddancefuck summer
>>202512019thought this channel got shut down
Find it hilarious that there are lads on here who pretend to be le based trad far-right or whatever and then they go wank to gay/tranny porn and get ashamed afterwards. What a sad life
>>202511991known a few of them they're all sad/damaged people
God this poo is taking fucking forever
>>202512019supposedly halloween and not a spooky one among them pathetic
>>202511978ill be looking for them again, maybe.
>>202512019>>202512050Channels like this should be categorically 100% illegal. This shit is sexual harassment.
>>202511933And those missed payments will be written off, so what? You think my Chinese bank account is going to contact student loans england and tell them how much I'm earning? For all they know I was meditating on a hill somewhere for 15 years not earning a penny
>>202512061=\
>>202511999>>202512038doubt the europeans were blown away by this desu
>>202512055I dint pretend to be far right
That one struck a nerve
>>202512081not trad far right myselfnor am i ashamed for finding sexy things sexy
is 4chan broken?i'm seeing double, even triple posts
Have tried wanking to gay and tranny porn with underwhelming results, it's reassured me that I'm straight - or at least asexual with a sexual attraction to women
>>202512081i'm far right and gay and i don't see any problem with that.
>>202512137Big ernst
rorke
>>202512107They were relative to the state of the contemporaneous inhabitants of the area. Not saying there was Wakanda or something in west Africa but there were periods of civilization that for one reason or another completely collapsed.
>>202512129Most trans porn is just too grotesque and weird, like some bloke getting full-on fucked in the arse by some mannish Brazilian or something. But some trans girls are definitely hot. It's a shame they get made into such a caricature by coomers and phobes alike
>>202512184would love to squash his head
Went to watch porn the other night and there was a thumbnail on the front page that looked like goatse but it was from a professional porn studio.
>>202512144Yes, it should be illegal to go round filming random women for clearly sexual purposes without their consent.
>>202512251>>202512251>>202512251
Bit early
>>202512241Years ago I was browsing pornhub and just googled something normal like "amateur milf" or something and one of the first recommendations was a woman with a fucking prolapsed anus. The image is still seared into my brain years later. Just what the fuck man. I swear porn sites deliberately do this to normalise fucked-up fetishes
ffs I had a good one lined up
>>202511834No chance ladDon't you remember we had 27c in october last year?
>>202512213>>202512213>>202512213
