>>202512241
was just your face reflecting off the screen

Catberg on a mad one
I know, I know
It's serious

just crapped me pants

I really fancy that one popular trans youtuber who makes video game videos. The one that /v/ really hates. Forgot her name. But she's really fit

Still be pooing through the second half of the palace match at this rate

>>202512288
Yeah that's what it was for me
Fucking hell my stomach is turning just at the mention of it
I agree they push extreme pornography so hard it must be coordinated for some reason

>>202512336
Oh yeah I know the one she is fit
Probably annoying though but often the way with attractive women

>>202512309
retarded post
everything i hear from them is the opposite and constant criticisms
but when your worldview is based on 4chan memes and tiktok i guess you can't be helped

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The Poz Office

bro is old enough to watch porn and gets mentally scarred by a thumbnail lmao

>>202512381
done a lot of wanking in my day but never once tro anal
just don't get it, there's a lovely fanny manufactured for shagging right next to it

hello ^^

heathersubhuman melty special subedition

>>202512251
>prozac for a pet
why in the fuck
we're literally living in Hell

>>202512381
Seek professional mental help ASAP.

Wank to anything me. As long as someone is crying by the end of it I can cum no matter what genre it is.

Mental that brown people can’t drink milk or they’ll get the shits

>>202512383
>they push extreme pornography so hard
it's just the algorithm, people search for it
it's like thinking mr beast having a lot of subs is a conspiracy. youtube doesnt push him, people voluntarily watch him and it's pushed out more

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>>prozac for a pet
>why in the fuck
>we're literally living in Hell

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>>202512488

further proof with "d1e.png" that leftists want the world to be shit

>>202512502
And yet they separate all the porn by straight / gay / trans but then have a woman with her colon falling out of her ass on the front page

they're trying to arrest me

>>202512473
Animals can do shit like chew holes in themselves if they're mentally ill

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do you lot remember that norwich mentol elf ad
there was something patronising about it to me
insidious even
of course, it was lauded, for being about mens mental health (very important stuff mate)

dtfic meltie

saw an ACTUAL jew with an ACTUAL little jew hat there
never seen one irl before

>>202512251
dystopian
in what world is this anything else than profoundly depressing

>>202512309
Truly one of the most horrifying webm I’ve ever seen

>>202512488
Plot twist: the person who's usually crying by the end is Anon

>>202512575
yes because it's still technically straight porn moron
it's separated by taste for convenience by perverts not because omg ew gay people

guys i peed in water that was already saturated with salt (it even looked carbonated, or did sort of) and immediately what i saw was a cummies precipitate out. so the cummie in the old lucozade bottle is probably ammonia that has fallen out of solution

>>202512594
I have no doubt that they can be funnelled into ghastly behaviour but its the fact that they are "mentally ill" in the first place that should give us pause

pets were a mistake it should never have progressed passed the farmyard and service dogs

>>202512650
kill yourself

Might go travelling in south east asia, solo, cambodia and malaysia interest me, I would love to get into teaching english in schools there while I am `away

>>202512665
why would you think mental illness be specific to humans?

Don't really watch it anymore but I have extremely particular porn tastes
>only like amateur stuff
>guy has to be same race and same general build as me so i can self-insert as him
>guy can't be too prominent in the video. can't show his face too much or make too many noises
>ideal videos are POV so i can immerse myself fully and imagine i'm fucking the girl
>i have to come up with a believable storyline so i can immerse myself in the video
>eg. sometimes i would search for amateur videos with girls that looked like girls i knew IRL so i could imagine i'm fucking them
>video can't involve any weird fetish shit at all. has to just be plain vanilla sex

Anyone else the same way?

no :)

>>202512309
good on the grandma
surprisingly large family for current year

>>202512677
>, i didn't think a yank would be here
literally the first reply in the thread was made by a yank

Funny place, one that shouldn't be open. On a Sunday morning / Saturday night a group of lowly gents stand outside blending in with the shabby security stealing phones from tipsy out goers. Security in the club literally a bunch of apes barking at everyone for no reason. Drinks being spiked people having seizures outside guys taking unconscious girls into cabs into the darkness of the night. Almost like a fairy tale. Please have this fine establishment removed from existence before any others fall victim to its marvels

the /brit/ skype group is a bit dead

>>202512687
'

i know a yank and she mentions adhd and ritalin at least once each time we hang out

>>202512647
I was just saying that the algorithm doesn't hide extreme stuff when they do hide relatively "normal" (by porn standards) stuff. No need to be rude.

>>202512700
no i'm not autistic

i love Reggie

Me? I'm a simple man. Middle aged Japanese office ladies in tights and I'm happy.

>>202512718
we've all moved on to the /brit/cord now mate

>>202512699
its not, my post says its not, but i dont think animals in a state of nature get mental illness (nor would man)

Pouring one out for my nigga Max Hardcore

>>202512783
They would and they do.

why would you have a separate /brit/-chatapp thing whats the point lmao

For me it's peak mid-2000s euro stuff
Your Asshole Fevers, your Privates, your DDFs, your Dorcels, your ATM Entertainments, your Magmafilms etc
Never been better razz, outrageously fit girls in this era

>>202512803
false
dont believe you
and e

>>202512791
it's the afternoon

Literally woke up an hour ago hungover
Mental how grim my life is

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women will have sex with literal children before you. How does that make you feel?

>>202512791
It's only half 4 and I woke up an hour ago

>>202512309
SNRIs helped me a lot.

even it were true its not our problem*

>>202512728
>>202512502
Porn websites definitely do "push" certain content. Most famous case is all the incest shit in recent years. Whether they do it just because they think its popular, or for more nefarious reasons, remains to be seen

The other thing is that pornhub/youporn search functionality is terrible now. It used to be you would search something and get exactly what you wanted. Now you search something and get completely unrelated videos, always really overproduced garbage too

>>202512833
Okay

got no plans
could text some mates but not really arsed if im honest

>>202512839
I had sex with my wife last night

>>202512839
In all fairness to her, Tyrone was a very sexy child

>>202512854
>think it's popular
it is popular

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>>202512863

>>202512839
I'm not an incel so I don't really care.

Men’s mental health
Thoughts?

>>202512863
mate...

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>>202512863

>>202512905
I have this

what should i make for dinner?

>>202512905
*sips madri*
we must cure it

>>202512924
very retarded post

The Gay Gamers meet at Central Station on Various Saturday and Sunday afternoons to play all sorts of different board and table top games together on the ground and first floor and if the weather is nice they venture onto our welcoming roof terrace as well.

>>202512839
>claw marks on his back
he must have been trying to get away the poor lad

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When wife gives you lemons...

um. since when is nonceposting banned?

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>>202512969
>pedophilia should only be legal if the guy is older

I like the base base base base
I like the buttery biscuit base

>>202512905
>>202512596

>my gimmick is being a paedophile

>>202512677
you supposedly know the overwhelming opinion because you worked in the industry.. where there is the largest presence of people working with big pharma... do you not think there is bias there
most people take meds because they have to do so for pain or trauma, not because they think pills will magically solve all of their problems. most opiate users statistically take it for life crippling pain (usually back related). it's a health issue that is taken care of irresponsibly

there is indeed a push to get stuff into people's hands including children because big pharma is a huge industry, my post was telling you that a lot of people are against it and regularly talk against it, as you implied otherwise

>>202512905
chin up, have a pint, you'll be alri
speaking of, I've just purchased a box of asahi that should tide me through the boxing

No officer, I was only pretending to be a nonce online

genuinely want to shag them filthy

>>202512969
>a young 13 year old boy fucking their milf teacher is not a crime, but something to rejoice.
You need to be locked up in prison ASAP.

mental how gimmick of the year 2024 is between sinisterbradley and nonceposting

Nuclear meltdown now it's going to go into the wee hours

get them touched

>>202513042
might take the deanopill
got nothing else to live for and live a solidly average life
might just get into ufc, expensive clothing, larping as fancier than I am, and taking coke

>>202512969
Normies aren't ready for this conversation.

>>202512924
You're a retard. All these drugs have been tested with control groups. I can also judge from my own personal experience.

>>202513045
>>202513057
Who?

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me? wanked to many things over the years. interracial, milfs, asian, children, cucks, anime, blender, redheads, Latina. But never trans. it's something I'm proud of

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watching the cycling

Vulnerable students

>>202513098
pull this classic out your little gimmicks.txt file yeh?

16±3

>>202513098
shut up cuckold

>>202513098
Wanking to cuckshit is 1 million times gayer than wanking to trans girls.

thoughts on beef stroganof?

>>202513100
how fast is he going

just got home lads
laughibg and farting into the toilet

Making a nice espresso in my De'Longhi Magnifica Evo coffee machine with delicious Illy Classico 100% Arabica beans x

men cannot be raped by women
since the man is the stronger and penetrative force if a woman “rapes” a man then he has let it happen

a man cannot be overpowered and forced into sex

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remember brexit

>>202513142
thoughts on me kissing your neck and holding you?

>>202512969
Only reason I didn't fail my English GCSE was because my teacher had massive tits and I never wanted to miss a lesson

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>>202513142
cruel init

Sir Kier Stroganof

>>202513088
sounds good, except the UFC bit
it's shit and looks gay, boxing is much better and more enjoyable to watch

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6jaYJx7yeI

>>202513140
Ah, yes, I'm sure you're a big expert on this topic.

>>202513164
my gf is literally stronger than me, she could probably rape me if she wanted to (she lifts and i'm a skinnyfat manlet who hasn't been to the gym since i was 14)

>>202513193
what’s the boxing on
sky?
or is it one of those made up channels they created to squeeze an extra 20 quid a month out of mongs

>>202513169
Remember when remainoids spent 3 entire years screeching for a 2nd referendum and then immediately stopped when Boris won a landslide

>>202512677
Yh its pretty gross. Have managed to get myself off everything else but still need a small dose of risperidone.

>>202513161
good post
>>202513169
we won and all the EU countries are doing worse
shame we have to still deal with all thier BS still - like paper straws and cookie notifications

joshua v doboys
who you got?

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>my jf gf has gone back to her home country
>doesn't seem to have much intention of returning
ah yes the LDR
might kms

>>202512888
Isnt that the dude that sticks his tongue inside womens asses

>>202513222
she couldn’t rape you
even if she is stronger than you (unlikely), she cannot penetrate you
most she can do is try to grab your william or grind against you, that’s not rape

>>202513231
one of those made up channels
head over to /sp/ they always have links there to watch it free

>>202513102
not him but its Jews

watching a woman stretch

who the fuck is chappell roan and why are they everywhere now

>>202513169
winning the leave vote might be the only political outcome that i have enjoyed in my lifetime

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>>202513142
SOVL PLANE

>>202513295
she was great last night

have a long extensive wanking career but i've never in my life paid for porn. that is something im proud of, a line i will never cross

>>202513274
she's definitely stronger than me she overpowers me regularly when we play fight

but if he got an erection, she could definitely just pull my pants down, get on top of me and ride me and i wouldn't be able to stop her

>>202513222
How would she get your willy adequately hard without at least some degree of implicit consent?

you'd have to be borderline disabled to be weaker than a woman js

>>202513279
find it funny how deanos always talk about their “dodgy sticks” as if they are some high risk piece of contraband when it’s just a jailbroke device they use to stream boxing

>>202513295
chappelle's show?

>>202513323
as a yank you have never in fact "wanked" in your life

the fart of midlothian

that post wasnt me

>who the fuck is chappell roan and why are they everywhere now

makes me cringe how 30+ milennials say shit like this when they know full well who they are lol, yeah mate young people are into different music than you that's not so crazy, sometimes even new artists do appear!

>>202513325
you are one lucky fucker mate
i’d love that

I’m supposed to be going to my uni halls today. I don’t think I’m gonna go

Pedophile just got banned and all his posts deleted lol

>>202513377
I've never heard of her and I'm 28

I genuinely don't know who chappell roan is nor have I heard of their name outside of /brit/

>>202513377
Why are you calling her "they"?

The singular /brit/ paedophile

>>202513331
I mean, an erection is just a physical reaction. I've been hard plenty of times without being "turned on" necessarily. Half of the time I wake up with a stiffy. If she rubbed her crotch on my cock I would definitely get a stiffy
>>202513380
well she's never done it i'm just saying she could

Never heard of Sabrina Carpenter until a few months ago

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The extent to which women are single issue voters is astounding. Kamala is already in da House

>>202513419
only know of her because of the showbiz section in the sun

>>202513381
lived in halls for 3 months me
halls consisted of a literal tranny, an autistic cretin and someone else i never met
tried to be friendly but never got far because they weren’t social
tried clubs but couldn’t maintain refular contact
then got moved into a new flat where i made a few mates but moved back home cause the course was shite

that was years ago. an odd time in my life. forget it happened sometimes.

i should be allowed ot eat whenever i want even on benefits
i shoudl be able to get takeaways as well

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I had a dream last night she joined me in my travels and became my gf

Don't really care about any of these zoomer artists apart from that fucking Sabrina Carpenter, who I despise. Her tarted-up pornstar look is extremely unattractive, and on top of that, she makes jokes about literal cuckold porn on stage in front of thousands of people. What a fucking freak.

>>202513377
nothing makes me cringe more than a zoomie talking to millennials as if they are older and wiser lmao

man who supposedly worked in the healthcare industry got his posts deleted with everything else
curious

what do you think "check in on your mates" means

>>202513405
Yes you have.
>>202513423
Was just talking in general how when milennials hear of a new artist they're like "what's a chappell roan then?? xDDD sabrina carpenter? what's one of those when it's about XDDD" so cringey

>>202513445
>leT Us kiLL kiDS

>>202513445
Abortion is not a "single issue"
It defines the idea that a woman should have autonomy over her own body not being told what she's allowed to do with it by some crusty old rich bloke in washington

>>202513381
its 5pm on a saturday if you havent already arrived its too late

>>202513386

cant see them in the archive

>>202513472
you might be older but you're not wiser than me, you're an old cunt in your 30s with barely any life experience spending his weekend on 4chan. take a more respectful tone in future when you address your betters.

>>202513491
I’ve never heard of her. Dunno why you think that wouldnt be possble

i wish i had meth

How does saying
>I don't think the law for men and women should be the same regarding pedophilia
Make you a pedophile?

I mean I can see that it's bad for older men to have sex with children but the other way round doesn't seem as bad.

I'm not advocating it I am simply saying it's not as bad.

>>202513444
she goes out with that irish bloke that was in banshees of inisherin
watched 71 again the other day and also noticed he plays the teenager that’s a gunrunner for the IRA

going to my first football match tomorrow I have even bought a stone island top to wear

>>202513381
Lived with 2 of the guys from my halls for my entire time at uni. Might be some people you get on with. If not just think of it as your own private smelly bedroom where you can wank your brains out after lectures and go on your computer. Mine even had a sink in it to piss in

>>202513534
*sends you meth and takeaways*

>>202513481
send a text out of the blue if you want get a few pints and get ignored

>>202513536
Ban evading are we?

>>202513507
The Supreme Court of the US confirmed it's up to the states to decide how they want to legislate on abortion.
California and a bunch of other states are even more permissive on abortion than we are.

>>202513528
sent that millennial freak back to his safe space

how come some of the Canadian flags posts show up on the archive with a UK flag

>>202513525
Thanks mate we don’t have clocks in my house so I didn’t know actually

>>202513532
You have. That's why you're talking about her on here. You haven't heard her music but you have enough context to know she's a musician. You know this and I know this so I don't know why you would keep pretending? Weird insecure milennial behaviour

>>202513469
Ummm liking black men doesn’t mean she’s into cuckolding mate. Black men are more than just a fetish.

>>202513539
He's probably a literal cuckold, judging by the fact that he just allows his GF to make the jokes she does on stage without any consequences. How pathetic.

>>202513528
you're a little weed and I would flatten you

I'll reply to his now deleted post regardless
>you must not be aware of the opioid epidemic. can you explain then why the use of opioids is so much higher in the states compared to the rest of the world? are americans in more life crippling pain than everyone else?
because being fat and having a bad lifestyle brings about pain. the fix is having a healthier society but mutts are too retarded to look out for themselves so greedy people who can sell them magic fixes profit

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>>202513534
Vyvanse is good too
I'm using it to finish my site and the coding for my game before I get a roommate to take over and hit the road to the PNW looking for a road gf

its 4:46 !!

>>202513536
to be honest i think most people agree with you and the prison sentences for women who shag teenage students doesnt seem to be that insane whereas it probably would be a lot worse for men

>>202513603
no they don't
shut up

>>202513577
I have the context from reading your convo with the other anon. You look like such a prat pretending youre so much smarter when youre wrong about if we’ve heard of her or not

>>202513582
"BBC" porn is cuckshit. Promoting it is promoting cuckoldry. That's just fact. On top of that, she has a white BF, so it's obvious where she's going with that shit. Bitch needs to be put down.

imagine doing hot yoga with over a dozen 20 stone women

>>202513556
i live in donedon and ostensibly "know" at least a dozen people here but we almost never meet up.
maybe once or twice per year per friendship group

are they sitting at home as well or do they just have richer social lives with other friends? idgi

could use to go to the m&s and the b&q and need something to eat

>>202513634
stop talking like a yank

M&S baked beans are nicer than heinz but i havent double checked Heinz with almond milk

>>202513652
How am i "talking like a yank" exactly?

>>202512251
I wish we had more frontiers sadly the last frontiers have been conquered Alaska, Australia and the pacific

>>202513603
fucking knob

homeslop for dindins today

>>202513627
you already had the context. you already know. it's nothing to do with being "smart" it's just a weird insecurity i've noticed in milennials where they pretend not to have heard of newly famous people so they seem kind of counterculture and different. makes me cringe so hard whenever i catch one doing it

>>202513613
4:48 now
Time for a cheeky psychosis

>>202513699
go on then

>>202513671
>obvious where she's going with that shit. Bitch needs to be put down.
This is yanky

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Despite her tattoos she was a good gf...she ended up leaving me in Greece when she started getting interviews with big name YouTubers like Asmongold and her own talk show called Hawk Tuah
...what a wild dream
She was driving up a mountain like a bat out of hell one night

>>202513557
Nope I'm just curious and lurking this thread. I thought 4chan was a place to be able to speak your mind and not just another Reddit where different opinions get downvotes or removed

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Fucking hell I'm actually howling at the title of this youtube vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c03QA1NeZk8

>>202513678
Why isn't space colonisation a thing yet?
Honestly feel like I was sold a lie. As a kid I was made to believe that by the 2020s we'd be taking Virgin Galactic flights to Mars and shit. But it never happened and, according to some people, it won't even be possible within our lifetimes or maybe ever.

>>202513698
Ok you wont admit you dont know everything, spose i was like that when i was younger, carry on

>>202513712
Toidle

because some guy played the bongos so they all stopped

>>202513731
Weird bit of projection

>>202513727
we had a choice between colonise the solar system or babysit the third world

>>202513377
dunno how zoomies pretend the most astroturfed trends in the world are legitimate and rightfully deserving of attention, defending their honor against anyone who might criticize them, and then three weeks later completely forgetting about them to begin the process anew with the next astroturfed star

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>>202513169
>remember brexit

rorke playing donkey konga

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Never had a gf I liked before
Suspect women only want men who don't want them

i'm getting you know what fatigue

>>202513777
I never said any of that retard. Never said she was good, never said she was or wasn't astroturfed, you're having a meltdown with some imaginary opponent here

black people slapping each other at the Oscars
you know who dont do that at the Oscars historically?

>>202513814
Can't say that mate

>>202513712
torterra

Mental how like half of the people who voted for Brexit are unironically dead at this point lmfao

The weird thing is the artist zoomers worship the most is Taylor Swift, who isn't even an artist of their generation
For some reason you are simply not allowed to say a bad word about Swift in the presence of any zoomer. They will go berzerk and hurl insults at you

Take my upvote, damn it!

smegging my arse

>>202513833
jews

my life is not so good because i dont have that much or wont last too long to consume

>>202513882
literally no one cares about shite like this apart from teenage girls and poofs mate

i am starting to worry that it might actually be over for me

did the old bitter man make blanket statements about the people younger than him did he? fascinating

get them in

get them housed

get the politicians clothed

trust me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbAqainO76Q

>>202513923
Nah I'm right. Go on a site like Reddit and try to make a post saying Taylor Swift is bad. You'll get mass-downvoted by zoomies. They act like its a forbidden opinion

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LIV
ERP
OOL

>>202513727
I am gonna larp as a cowboy

>>202513814
Zoomer fatigue

>>202513764
Youre not even making sense now

>>202513961
oh no the horror
“zoomies” on reddit will “mass downvote” you if you say something bad about a pop singer

do you know how fucking gay you sound right now. And i’m guessing you’re about 30 if you’re seething about “zoomies”. Nobody cares about this shite mate get a grip.

Alri there lads? I'm back from a 3 day ban for posting about talk tuah

Mods here are a fucking joke

>>202514007
Alright calm down lad.

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>>202514004
the fabled pint gf

>>202514021
got banned for talking about trumps assassination because “current events belong on /pol/“

>>202514021
Surprised at that. Recently the only thing I get a 3 day ban for is talking about THAT topic that is happening in a certain country in 2 months.

>>202513825
it's implicit in your incredulity that somebody might not know the "new big pop star" that everyone should totally know about because they're "a thing", your brain is fucked by the internet monoculture

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>do you know how fucking gay you sound right now.

>>202514048
A Pintess

>>202514052
its only if someone reports it. blame the users

>>202514052
rage on
>>202514077
rage on

reckon /brit/ should have a room on matrix

If I am normal can I smile again

>>202514083
See this posted all the time, no idea what its attempting to convey or what game its from

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get real

might take a long shower then pluck my nails and style my hair like a gay boy xx

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it's max caulfield's birthday lads

>>202514151
It's from Dude Sex

what's for uh.. tea tonight lads?

>>202514193
'

>>202514199
had a big lunch (six cheese sandwiches) so possibly nothing

>>202514193
is it a particularly unsavoury image
this doesnt generally happen to me

>>202514199
Bread and potatoes

>>202514199
rice

>>202514193
What image? Describe it to me

sloppily raping a lamb kebab

>>202514249
upvoted

.onion
corrrr

monkey wee, monkey poo as it were

watching fuck porn

>>202512699
giving a cat a "diagnosis" of depression is completely insane, you're obviously just medicalising a poor reaction to the conditions you make it live in
if your cat is so anxious and sad that it starts doing actual harm to itself, that is an OWNER problem not "mental illness"

>>202514181
yet another thing ruined by black people

Reckon I could beat a monkey in a fight. I'm just a bigger, smarter monkey when you think about it.

>>202514220
ive had nowt for lunch
still not hungry not a good sign
>>202514225
you should aim for a balanced diet, not a russian diet

>>202514249
rorke's mam

>>202514330
utterly bewildering post

>>202514295
>LOL I AM A PEDOPHILE HAHA
some new material would be nice x

would batter all of yous in a heartbeat

>>202513712
mental how we live there

>>202514341
Dadberg cooks all my food and threatened to kick me out if I buy or cook my own food

>>202514366
yeah? cod and chips please mate

looking at bums on 'eddit

would you rather never have sex for the rest of your life, or be able to shag whenever you want but you can only shag (passing) trannies?

Rorke Leftypol Rasheed LLP

i would... 'ow you say... batter oll of youz in an instont

the left wants to make straight white men having sex illegal

>>202514386
Mate quit while you're ahead i'd floor you prick

>>202514340
racist

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doing a little gay dog dance afore i head out

>>202512251
my ex would rather date a man who cheats on her and jerks off to only fans women but won't date because for some reason autism and being shy is a bigger turn off

if you put a smeggy willy in a bum does the smeg trasnfer and make it a smeggy arse

dunno what to eat. im supposed to be dieting but might just have some maccies anyway. toiling early tomorrow at the new job and cbf going to the supermarket and buying food and coming home and cleaning now.

all my miseries are my own doing
got no excuses

>>202514396
only if they've still got their knobs

the left wants to make straight white men having sex with women illegal

>>202514425
you got done in mate

>>202514375
oh right yeah like the red indians thing isnit haha

>>202514432
*gestures at bollocks*
how about these nuts?

>>202514425
have sex with her boyfriend

neighbergs alarm just went off time for them to get out of bed and do some constant deliberate banging on my ceiling for the next 14 hours
jokes on them i wont be here to have to listen to it

gfberg coming over tonight, shagtoil on the cards

lads I've never had an ear infection before, wtf do I do

Dogshit zinger, standing by

>>202514519
wait it out lad, it'll go away after a few days
don't play with it

>>202514453
>got no excuses
Not with that attitude!

>>202514424
*snips its head clean off*

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>>202514512
>neighbergs

>>202514540
upvote

new

>>202512213
>>202512213
>>202512213

>>202514519
cotton bud up the arse + swirl it around the troubled ear canal for 20 seconds

>>202514519
what are the symptoms?

Fuck you too