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battersea edish
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Бoльшoй чepный члeн
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>>202547915
this looks like the place Family Guy made a joke about that one time
where the guy was sat in i think Delaware complaining to Family Guy
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Oi Nigel and Ahmed wanna swing round my flat for a cheeky sesh of the 'fa? Wahey
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Been doing those really airy farts that stink. Can tell something bad is brewing and toiletberg is in for a reckoning later.
Don't know what causes it.
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any CAR man in?
I'm not into cars at all but I was watching a Top gear clip from 15 years ago where they said "within 5 years" Chinese cars could be everywhere in the UK.

I know that obviously didn't happen but what is the state of Chinese cars?
Do they have any newfound popularity whatsoever or is it still Germany and Japan dominated?
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>>202547948
No peters.
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hangover wanks hit different
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terrified of getting kidney stones desu
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>>202547941
/brit/ not /foren/
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>>202547937
is he holding her by the fannoid when he throws her?
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going to use the old covid excuse to get out of going to the office next week.
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need to wrap the gift i got for my niece
hope mom and sisterberg don't laugh at me for using christmas wrapping paper for a birthday present
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>>202547961
think china took the EVpill and there's zero infrastructure here so no market
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>>202547997
what did you get her?
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>>202547997
how big was the black dildo you decided on in the end?
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>>202547961
Chinese cars are so popular and cheap that governments are scrambling to ban their import to avoid destroying local manufacturing industries.
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I can’t believe people hate on London when any lad on his lunch break can just pop into a gallery and see something like this
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Ah yes, another episode of the incels seething about something mundane because it reminds them of their normie bullies when they were in school.

This time it’s FIFA!
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>>202547961
BYD recently became the best selling cars in China. They still have a shit ton of teslas and toyotas/other jap cars though.
I'd imagine it would still be a few years before we start to see any chinese cars on the road assuming they actually export them here.
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every time i see black man on a tv show or film i immediately start to think of how big their penis is
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>>202548020
got to eat lunch, get there, look around and then get back in an hour
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>>202548049
Get a life man you're seriously fucking boring and retarded
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>>202547937
I love the aesthetic of turn of the millennium television
there's a certain charm to it
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>>202548020
i'm already seeing it on my pc screen right now
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>>202548020
can also take a sip of water and have to ingest a black mans poo particles
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>>202548020
beautiful history
browns everywhere
duality of London
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>>202548017
I did hear Biden doing that exact thing a few weeks ago.
Rather QUEER that protectionism is horrifying antiquated authoritarianism when orangeman is doing it but based and patriotic when dementiaboy does so.
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>>202547961
China has a huge head start compared to Europe when it comes to EVs as they have already secured their battery supply chains and are enjoying the economies of scale associated with this that European car makers are not, this is why chinese EVs are much cheaper than European ones and this is making a lot of people in Europe nervous.
The result? Predictably, it is EU protectionism. New 'rules of origin' legislation has been introduced with a view to forcing an increasing % of battery content sourced from Europe or UK in order for the car to not be subject to tariffs.
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>>202548049
>the normies at his school played FIFA

alri grandad
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i come from the land down under
where men snort blow and women something or other
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>>202548061
the internet has completely fucked your brain and i feel sorry for you
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>>202548061
inverse of this for me

everytime i see an attractive female i immediately start to think of them with a black penis inside them
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if you drive an EV you're gay or a woman
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>>202548068
Schizo freak
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>>202548081
absurdly attractive
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>>202548082
Trudeboi wants to slap a 100% tariff on them lol
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>>202548006
a pretend veternary set, she's only 2 and my sister has a couple dogs she can annoy
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>>202548020
yeah because museums don't exist outside of donedon
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Bruh
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>>202548098
when I was in school the normies thought all games were for nerd spastics
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>>202548058
There are already tonnes of chinese cars on UK roads. MG are selling fuckloads of cars now. BYD are already on sale, as are GWM.
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>>202548127
cute
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>>202548098
Normies have played FIFA as teenagers for literally like 30 years at this point mate and normie zoomers still play EAFC what’s your point?
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>>202548085
>>202548122
so that's USA, Canada and Europe.
I bet Aus/NZ have done something identical too.

We're basically one big multi-continental gay country.
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Waiting for the delivery man to deliver my parcel filled with vape juice. Twitching at the windows like a puppy with a crack addiction
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if i went to an australian chip shop would i be guaranteed to be offered chicken salt for my chiperoos?
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Dont know what to get my 6 year old niece for her birthday. Awkward age for gifts.
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>>202548152
nobody born after 2003 plays sports games
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>>202548163
what vape do you have?
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>>202548020
Why would you pay top whack to live in the second (maybe lower now) best city in the world? You can get a place in NYC with better career prospects, salary, quality of life, culture for less than it costs to live in London.
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>>202548135
err your letter O fell off mate
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>>202548173
is it? just ask the parents what shes into and get her toys relating to that
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>>202548145
Weird. Haven't seen one. I do rarely leave the house though so that could explain it.
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in my school normies and vfs alike played call of duty
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My job's just way too much effort for £42k desu
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>>202548195
good luck getting a yank citizenship
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>>202548173
Ikwym
Have you considered something like children’s binoculars and a little compass she can use to navigate? Children are into exploring at that age
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the negatives of london outweigh the positives.
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>>202548085
why is China better at securing batteries than anyone else?
Lithium deposits or summat?
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>>202548173
black tranny Barbie doll
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>>202548199
They're much wealthier than me so she has "too many toys". I wanna get her something nice like a telescope or something but she's too young for that kind of stuff still.
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>>202548173
only a pedo freak would be awkward about it '''''''
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anyone else getting the flashing cursor on the chon? gookmoot must've spilled rice on the server again
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>>202548179
Just bought whatever the cheapest refillable one was. Says "aspire gotek x" on the side. Does the job and the little tanks hold 4ml and don't burn out for about a month
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>>202548173
Premium bonds
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>>202548231
>binoculars
You know as I sent my other post it did cross my mind. That's a good idea.
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>>202548234
they control where they mine it in Africa
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>>202548175
SCREECHING I bet you actually believe this as well lmfao
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>>202548251
works on my (kde plasma) machine
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>>202548237
microscope. get her to look at her body secretions under it
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got my best suit on
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>>202548258
lol ffs
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just took my birthday suit off
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>>202548234
Not better per se, they just went earlier
Turning around an entire car company's product strategy to focus on battery electric vehicles is like turning around an oil tanker, it takes a lot of time to plan it and get it right.
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>>202548258
one got a 30 day all boards ban for "3DPD" because I posted in a porn thread on /b/ lol
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>>202548278
oh the coltan in the congo?
drc has 2/3rds of the world's supply
didn't know it was another chinese vassal state given basically every tech company is reliant on it
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>>202548283
>I bet you actually believe this as well lmfao
no?
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EV sales are declining in the US and europe
dead tech
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cant make the macaroni because it requires milk (and dont know if i would like almon milk pasta)
at least they included like 2 jars of pasta sauce which ill use for my pasta
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when will we run out of oil?
when will we run of out materials to make batteries?
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ev sales are collapsing like a troon's neovagina after a missed dilation session
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>>202548341
EV market share in the UK is up to 22.6% from 20.1% last year
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>>202548365
never
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Did he get banned again? LOL
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what the fuck has happened to porn lads
stuff that used to be extreme niche is now considered the default
the women won't shut the fuck up shouting absolute filth and grunting continuously
even the amateur stuff has it
is the whole world turning into coomers
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>>202548258
i once copped a 3 dayer for saying all australians should be arrested lmao
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christ alive janny get a fucking clue
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eating dry bran flakes with bananas and raisins in them (going to eat the raisins separate because they will be good for sugar later)
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anyone unironically buying an EV is an utter retard honestly
especially a tesla
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>>202548383
yeah and your sex rate is 0%
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>>202548366
lovely webm
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>>202548341
cause american EVs are shit


only BYD can save us
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It's actually mental that a 60 year old homeless black man could marry your 16 year old daughter and you couldn't do anything to stop it
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EVs are terrible
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CyclingMikey is based. Pure cagie torture
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>>202548402
post apurally x
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and hazlenuts and almonds
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>>202548421
Got a second hand Nissan Leaf last month for 8k and it’s amazing, you’re retarded if you still have an ICE car nowadays lol
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only sport i play is picking up birds
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>>202548321
don't completely control it but there's plenty of slope faced scheming little gook monkeys pawing around
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>>202548402
desensitization
all part of der juden's plan
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>>202548448
'ri lad
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>>202548421
buying a tesla in america makes sense because they have far and away the best charging network
pointless here though
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>>202548457
more like pissan queef
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>>202548475
hello
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>>202548461
the horror
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An cheap small battery EV makes sense as a local commuter car if you have a driveway with a charger but only if you have a nice big petrol/diesel thing for the big motorway slogs
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>i drive a leaf
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>>202548461
playing with fire there mate
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M&S foods are so good its unreal
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>>202548431
VERY white post
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>>202548403
deserved, australophobia is the most heinous form of racism
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plug in hybrid surely the best of both worlds currently
cheap fuel to shuttle back and forth to work or to the shops but the security and flexibility of tank of petrol for longer journeys
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i love nuts
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>>202548530
yes, thank God
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>>202548461
lmao
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>>202548506
>big motorway slogs
>Glasgow to London is only 650 km
Lol
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think most cars are ugly. weird to think they're designed by an actual person. they look weird and bulbous and bloated and alien most of the time.
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turned out pretty impolite for a brit I reckon
yesterday the neighbours were making a racket in the garden at 1.30am and some lad asked them very politely if they'd mind going inside
didn't bother me, but if it had I'd have told them to shut the fuck up (as I've done many times in the past)
reckon I might have some wog in my ancestry
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>>202548566
so like four full battery charges in an EV
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>>202548551
i think hybrids use the petrol/gas to charge the battery from the engine spinning like how petrol cars charge the battery normally
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>>202548506
my toilberg drives scotland to england in a ev and seems to do fine

at worst it encourages longer breaks. read the motorway signs. tiredness kills
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>>202548522
definitely the better choice of supermarket. They're only a little bit pricier as well. Even their microwave meals are noticeably better than the average
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>>202548568
They're mostly done with computer-aided design which is why they all look like gay fish
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>>202548568
what about british posho cars like rols-royce and aston martin? look gorgeous and classy to me
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australia more like arsegaylia
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>>202548585
plug ins have charging ports hence their being called plug in hybrids
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>>202548587
heard that about tiredness actually
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>>202548589
i had one of the chicken and rice meals from them they day before yesterday (or day before that) and it was pretty good
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got a hangover
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>>202548611
whole continent done in
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The only woke mobile I shall ever be driving.
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thought all the best dentists were supposed to be jewish but my new dentist is lithuanian rather than my old jewish one and she's better
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there's nothing wrong with being a bizarre hideous freak
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>>202548551
Problem is many people are too lazy or thick to recharge the battery so they end up driving around in a thirsty petrol car with a dead weight battery
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>>202548626
*gently strokes your forehead*
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>>202548622
lovely webm
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>>202548619
the one I pass on the way to work does hot food too. Their sosij rolls are pengaleng, you can actually taste pork and seasonings
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>>202548638
still playing with duplo I bet
give your head a wobble
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help a girl out!
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>>202548566
>my country big!
and? who cares. what point were you even trying to make here that didn't make you look like a childish spastic?
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eating 'triple butter' popcorn but really its more like 0.5 butter
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>>202548582
Grim
Anyway I was just laughing about how small Britain is
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anyone here actually tried nofap?
does it do anything or is it an incel meme?
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>>202548695
yeah i grew wings after a month
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can imagine a clip of Alan Partridge browsing /brit/ on an ipad with reading glasses on going "lovely webm"
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>>202548638
What does the N stand for?
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>>202548695
don't wank at all when I've got a gf and am having regular sex
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>>202548695
penis shrivelled up and dropped off after 2 weeks
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might have popcorn lung, chest is a little irritated from suckling through two vapes yesterday
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>>202548695
Made me leak precum into my boxers constantly after 4 days and I had to change them twice a day until I gave up and had a wank
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this latest chrome update sucks dick
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>>202548695
yeah

in my experience anything beyond about 3 weeks is diminishing returns
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>>202548695
I just got increasingly more and more horny to the point where I was thinking about sex every few minutes like a randy animal and getting turned on by anything vaguely suggestive
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>>202548678
My point was you're probably only driving 100 km max for these "big slogs" which is nothing for people who live in most former British colonies
Relax no need to have a fit it's just a 4chan post
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I have got FUCK ALL to do today. IM SO FUCKING BORED.
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>>202548738
come home
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>>202548695
ive been on nofap since getting a girlfriend.
honestly, i feel like cumming a lot (whether it's through masturbation or sex) makes me more emotionally unstable. like i feel more alert and switched on when i havent ejaculated for a few days. 5-7 days is the sweet spot. more than that i get a bit lethergic again.
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>sunset at 19:01

get IN lads, the sun now sets early enough that incelwalks are back on the menu
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not for me
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>>202548781
>zen
sounds slanty-eyed
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>>202548775
yeah but it was really fucking dumb?
no one cares you have to drive 150 miles for some milk and no one thinks it's impressive
you're like those mongs who post how hot it is in their desert state when the UK has a heatwave of 27c weather like we are somehow in awe of how hard they are
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ejaculating completely drains me of my motivation
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mopping the floor
bachelor drudgery
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>>202548817
Cared enough to have a tantrum apparently
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breaking news
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>>202548787
any tips for incel walking? thinking of giving it a go but got a bit of incel uncertainty how to do it properly
don't want to shit myself like
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pretty sad how youre all talking about this just after what happened here
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Kamala Emhoff
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Still miss her every day
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>Israeli armed forces raided the office of Al Jazeera in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and issued a 45-day closure order
they're just so gross
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>>202548842
shut up toby
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>>202548836
shut up and stay done
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>>202548834
Got a vacuum mop recently and it was the best purchase in years makes it effortless and it basically cleans itself
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r9k
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>>202548841
you need to make your gait as virginous as possible. keep your eyes glued to the path at all times, aside from the occasional meek look ahead to make sure you don't crash into anything
wear clothes that make you look like a creepy sperg. wear a hood if you can. you want people to really think there's something off about you if you happen to walk past them.
and no 1. ALWAYS make sure it's dark outside when you do your incel walk, if you're outside during daylight hours there's a chance people might confuse you for a mentally stable person
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scurrying around the flat on all fours
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>>202548860
very pretty girl
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Messaged tinder girl 11pm asking if she wanted to go watch a film

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I am absolutely devastated. Truly devastated. Heartbroken to a degree of delusion, my soul is in disrepair and my dreams are shattered. I can feel my ribcage sinking, I can feel it tightening around my heart. I feel devoid of my soul and my spirit is at rock bottom
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>>202548865
mad how comically evil they are. Wonder what their endgame is considering everyone with a functioning amygdala absolutely despises them.
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>>202548832
why is it not pooing everywhere
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had 2 black puddings, eggs and a strong coffee
feeling full of vitality and nutrition
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ewankulating
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>>202548884
*1 CAD has been deposited into your vacuum mop account*
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>>202548933
uh, there there mate
*turns back to the anon I was talking to*
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>>202548909
*takes Incel notes in my Incel notebook*
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*fires a rocket into the thread*
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>>202548934
i just find it weird that we have to pretend like they're westerners when they act like every corrupt thirdy nation on earth but with loads of yank money poured into them
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>>202548939
not sure how they work because i thought it just slipped out constantly but i think i heard they can be trained to go in a certain area like in his case there
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that 2nd nap to cure the 'gover
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Make me an offer and I'll consider it
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>>202548933
she's probably got loads of blokes chatting her up, that's how it goes with women on the internet
>>202548956
*is the anon you were talking to*
*slaps you in the face*
how dare you shrug off that man's suffering
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>>202548933
happens to the best of us lad
women are awful for this sort of thing
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>>202548865
>>202548934
>>202548974
brown
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every time a norm catches wind of the fact i'm a virgin they begin immediately acting as if they want to brutally kill me
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>>202548994
White slop is so shite man
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gay'y pooey porn
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>>202548934
mad how white genocide is real too
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>>202548994
beef kinda looks like a vag aha
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>>202548909
thanks lad, going to work up a sweat wanking between now and sunset to brew up a nasty bodily stench
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>>202548994
peng
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>>202548933
>go watch a film
not forward enough, she lost interest
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how exactly does one acquire a virgin gait
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>>202548994
beef pussington
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might make like a dark souls protagonist and increase the power and size of my soul
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>>202549060
chill it
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Women really just want to bring you down with them don't they. Women don't like it when their man is on top form they always try to fatten him up, stray him off his schedule, turn him into a freakish subhuman. This is why they're for straight shagging never sharing a bond
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love when someone posts exactly what's on my mind at the same moment so I don't have to worry about my question getting filtered
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white genocide is real and they want to do it to us
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>>202548865
Eh. Al Jazeera in the West is all “Israel bombed a hospital” fake news but in the Middle East they’re all “perfidious Jews need to die”. Need closing up for good.
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virgins either walk way too slow or way too fast
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Sat on the sofa drinking an Amber ale while dogbert chews his toy at my feet
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Having some chicken sandwiches for the late luncheon
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>>202549021
it's objectively undeniably real anyone who doesn't believe it is actively delusional and should be ignored and avoided
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might open the bottle of wine soon lads wahey
spent £21 on it at tesco earlier it'll be my sunday treat :)
i'm really miserable lads
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>>202549134
why have you posted this like 20 times in the past 24 hours
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>>202549134
waheeey look at him go
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>>202549147
What kind
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>>202549135
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>>202549134
Damn the palm of his hands must be incredibly fucked up. This is why cyclists wear gloves
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>>202549134
bluds not having a good walk
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can opener has got rusty
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>>202549134
fucking heaving at this webm
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>>202549147
Have a nice glass of cold water with a slice of lemon instead.
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eaten most of my cereal now
feel much better :)
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gents
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>>202549171
screaming
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my spunk tastes odd today
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>>202549135
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>>202549187
Hiiii :3
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>>202549084
complete opposite in my experience, i was an uninspired blob before i got a gf and now i'm focused and merciless
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>>202549134

did his crotch land on that tree LMAOOOO
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>21 quid wine

could have 4 bottles of perfectly drinkable plonk for that price
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going to use the box i use for keeping my laptop off the bed sheets so it stays cool as the mouse mat and write in my journal
hopefully the Jews dont blow it up while its over my dick and balls
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>>202549171
bro put on the headset and think he SAS yeah maybe Special Aldi Service
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>>202549225
how'd you get a gf as a blob
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>>202549225
Because you're a freak runt who got a cope fatty bird
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parents must have a phd in making a fucking racket
bull in a china shop
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I feel like tinder / dating is a game I don’t know the rules of. You can’t text back too early, you can’t text back too late. You can’t text them when they’re busy, you can’t take things too quickly but not too slow either. It’s a game you can’t win. I don’t want to play a game I don’t know how to win. I just want to be reciprocated. I’ve been reading infinite jest and I feel affirmed about my character, and my style of existing, and I’m not going to play silly war games with birds. Why do you have to be tactical? Is it not enough to like another without having to veil your feelings? I believe in being forthcoming, and not hiding your emotions. Stoicism is for wankers
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>not checking sunday times magazine for the best 6.99 bottles in aldi
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>>202549264
You have literally never had sex
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>>202549275
"dating" is meant to come naturally
if it doesn't you've already lost
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da joos* i mean
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>>202549257
only a blob figuratively speaking
>>202549264
she aint fat
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>>202549275
Post chin
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>>202549160
>eating bloody meat
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>>202549297
Shagged your mum up her arse 9 months later she shat you out
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>>202549285
I just look and see if there's anything on deal in the range of £7 down from £9
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>>202549265
Dadberg narrates what he's doing to himself constantly all day. Probably a sign of mental decline but it makes me want to punch him in the head
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>>202549247
>plonk
you will never be a middle aged mum
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>>202549275
dont listen to that hateful swine
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>>202549322
its not blood you imbecile
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>>202549329
>unfunny joke to distract from the fact he’s an incel
Check
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does anyone know why cyclists wear gloves
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>>202549377
Avoid skin scraping in case of a fall
it doesn't damper vibrations, this is a myth
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>>202549322
alri literal child *buys you a toy monster truck for your birthday*
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>>202549366
he's not describing it as being bloody, he's just an offended vegan
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Oh lawd I am comfy
Mad how a few cuddles with my gf on Friday has kept me going
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>>202549113
It’s the constant um’s and hesitation that give them away, or they recognise it within themselves and overcompensate with pots of undeserved confidence. Women can spot it a mile off.

I reckon it comes from their brains being rotted by the chronic masturbation
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Ordered a maccies and on the monopoly stickers I won two Big Macs, a a McFlurry and an Apple Pie

That’s tomorrows tea sorted :)
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>>202548995
Brilliant thanks
>>202549004
I just hurt
>>202549054
Picked her up from the pub other night, I thought I was giving her a lift home to hers, she thought I was taking her to mine. I had to explain to her that I don’t own a mattress and drop her off at her mums. I can’t do this shit man, I am not built for it. I really like her and I feel like she doesn’t like me in the same way
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>>202549377
I assume for the same reasons I wear them on my motorbike. Grip, warmth, protection, looks cool.
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>>202549407
you ok mate
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>>202549374
I'm a top shagger mate
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>>202549419
No you didn't
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i know what women want and what puts them off and they can definitely see and are turned off by you either being shy or confident
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> I thought I was giving her a lift home to hers, she thought I was taking her to mine. I had to explain to her that I don’t own a mattress
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mad that in the entire history of mcdonalds monopoly there hasn't been a single documented case of anyone winning the big prizes
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>>202549407
as an incel i am under absolutely no illusion that any woman who talks to me can immediately tell i'm a virgin
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Any Wessex man in
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i'm a bottom shagger (i shag lads)
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It’s mad that the race riots were so bad across Northern England that many of us were afraid to leave our homes and now we’re supposed to move on like it never happened. No national discussion on the cause behind this
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>>202549313
66kg 5’8 1/2/3/4 suck your mum you battyman
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nutty almond
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what if instead of anrold schwarzernigga I was arnold freaky nigga and instead of lifting and pumping loads I lifted you and pumped my loads into you
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you seemed cool at first but then you didn't have a mattress so I don’t want to see you again
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>>202549476
Lmao actual stick
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This nigga doesn’t own a mattress oh my lord what sort of fucking FREAKS am I posting with
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>>202549450
I’ve just moved in 4 months ago fuck off
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>>202549502
ktim and you are probably someone who broke into my house
>>202549516
rude
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my theory is that reincarnation is real, but this is Earth 1. The first go around.
Once we die, we're met with a character creation screen and the points we have to allocate are determined by our deeds in Earth 1.
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>>202549440
Seethe on haha
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mumstein prefers music from the 60s and 70s when she was a wee child and not the 80s and 90s when she was a young woman
le wrong generation always seems to settle on the 60s and 70s
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Drugs may be good but have you ever had a nice ale on the sofa on a Sunday jheeeeeeze
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Reckon I might make a full English for dinner.
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The only way to win is not to play
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>>202549203
An ode to /brit/'s hero, Employed Woman

https://voca.ro/11Ry6XCjZCBq
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nutty almond milk
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spinach salad and pan con tomate for lunch lads
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very undunelmed by lidl and aldi prices when I went there this weekend. literally exactly the same as anywhere else, dunno why people say they're so cheap
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Farting up an absolute storm. Don't know where it's all coming from.
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another weekend nearly done
another weekend where i haven't had my hair cut
i look so bad lmao but i simply cannot be arsed to get it cut
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>>202549567
had 2 at midday now feel like arse
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>>202549539
that's retarded
>>202549578
>>202549611
hope you choke
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>>202549612
they were just a few years ago
no basically identical to tesco
no point anymore
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>>202549623
Ktim
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>>202549612
theyre cheap while theyre pricing all of the other supermarkets out until they ramp up the prices for their aggressive development to continue, as they also start pricing real people out of their shops
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>>202549615
your arsehole?
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>>202549631
perfect time for a hashy zoot
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>>202549612
Think they just have a wider range of offbrand shite that's cheap as opposed to asda/tesco own brands.
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>>202549474
No discussion beyond them being the #farageriots allowed
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i wish i could smoke some weed right now
i got the phone number of some guy hanging around outside a shop and he might be a fed. not that i can afford it, i just like to know whats going on with those people
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>>202549633
why are you mincing about in /brit/ you absolute specimen?
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>>202549703
>>202549703
>>202549703
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>>202549646
Yeah could be. Can't see it when it's happening so can't say for sure
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>>202549692
nunya
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>>202549689
A fed, you say? A federal agent, is he?
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>>202549689
lad the police are not funding undercover police officers to sell some smelly virgin weed so they can arrest him
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>>202549633
someone woke up with a tarantula up their bumhole
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How are you helping push the Ukraine to its absolute limit



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