battersea edish
Бoльшoй чepный члeн
>>202547915this looks like the place Family Guy made a joke about that one time where the guy was sat in i think Delaware complaining to Family Guy
Oi Nigel and Ahmed wanna swing round my flat for a cheeky sesh of the 'fa? Wahey
Been doing those really airy farts that stink. Can tell something bad is brewing and toiletberg is in for a reckoning later.Don't know what causes it.
any CAR man in?I'm not into cars at all but I was watching a Top gear clip from 15 years ago where they said "within 5 years" Chinese cars could be everywhere in the UK.I know that obviously didn't happen but what is the state of Chinese cars?Do they have any newfound popularity whatsoever or is it still Germany and Japan dominated?
>>202547948No peters.
hangover wanks hit different
terrified of getting kidney stones desu
>>202547941/brit/ not /foren/
>>202547937is he holding her by the fannoid when he throws her?
going to use the old covid excuse to get out of going to the office next week.
need to wrap the gift i got for my niecehope mom and sisterberg don't laugh at me for using christmas wrapping paper for a birthday present
>>202547961think china took the EVpill and there's zero infrastructure here so no market
>>202547997what did you get her?
>>202547997how big was the black dildo you decided on in the end?
>>202547961Chinese cars are so popular and cheap that governments are scrambling to ban their import to avoid destroying local manufacturing industries.
I can’t believe people hate on London when any lad on his lunch break can just pop into a gallery and see something like this
Ah yes, another episode of the incels seething about something mundane because it reminds them of their normie bullies when they were in school.This time it’s FIFA!
>>202547961BYD recently became the best selling cars in China. They still have a shit ton of teslas and toyotas/other jap cars though.I'd imagine it would still be a few years before we start to see any chinese cars on the road assuming they actually export them here.
every time i see black man on a tv show or film i immediately start to think of how big their penis is
>>202548020got to eat lunch, get there, look around and then get back in an hour
>>202548049Get a life man you're seriously fucking boring and retarded
>>202547937I love the aesthetic of turn of the millennium televisionthere's a certain charm to it
>>202548020i'm already seeing it on my pc screen right now
>>202548020can also take a sip of water and have to ingest a black mans poo particles
>>202548020beautiful historybrowns everywhereduality of London
>>202548017I did hear Biden doing that exact thing a few weeks ago.Rather QUEER that protectionism is horrifying antiquated authoritarianism when orangeman is doing it but based and patriotic when dementiaboy does so.
>>202547961China has a huge head start compared to Europe when it comes to EVs as they have already secured their battery supply chains and are enjoying the economies of scale associated with this that European car makers are not, this is why chinese EVs are much cheaper than European ones and this is making a lot of people in Europe nervous.The result? Predictably, it is EU protectionism. New 'rules of origin' legislation has been introduced with a view to forcing an increasing % of battery content sourced from Europe or UK in order for the car to not be subject to tariffs.
>>202548049>the normies at his school played FIFAalri grandad
i come from the land down underwhere men snort blow and women something or other
>>202548061the internet has completely fucked your brain and i feel sorry for you
>>202548061inverse of this for meeverytime i see an attractive female i immediately start to think of them with a black penis inside them
if you drive an EV you're gay or a woman
>>202548068Schizo freak
>>202548081absurdly attractive
>>202548082Trudeboi wants to slap a 100% tariff on them lol
>>202548006a pretend veternary set, she's only 2 and my sister has a couple dogs she can annoy
>>202548020yeah because museums don't exist outside of donedon
Bruh
>>202548098when I was in school the normies thought all games were for nerd spastics
>>202548058There are already tonnes of chinese cars on UK roads. MG are selling fuckloads of cars now. BYD are already on sale, as are GWM.
>>202548127cute
>>202548098Normies have played FIFA as teenagers for literally like 30 years at this point mate and normie zoomers still play EAFC what’s your point?
>>202548085>>202548122so that's USA, Canada and Europe.I bet Aus/NZ have done something identical too.We're basically one big multi-continental gay country.
Waiting for the delivery man to deliver my parcel filled with vape juice. Twitching at the windows like a puppy with a crack addiction
if i went to an australian chip shop would i be guaranteed to be offered chicken salt for my chiperoos?
Dont know what to get my 6 year old niece for her birthday. Awkward age for gifts.
>>202548152nobody born after 2003 plays sports games
>>202548163what vape do you have?
>>202548020Why would you pay top whack to live in the second (maybe lower now) best city in the world? You can get a place in NYC with better career prospects, salary, quality of life, culture for less than it costs to live in London.
>>202548135err your letter O fell off mate
>>202548173is it? just ask the parents what shes into and get her toys relating to that
>>202548145Weird. Haven't seen one. I do rarely leave the house though so that could explain it.
in my school normies and vfs alike played call of duty
My job's just way too much effort for £42k desu
>>202548195good luck getting a yank citizenship
>>202548173IkwymHave you considered something like children’s binoculars and a little compass she can use to navigate? Children are into exploring at that age
the negatives of london outweigh the positives.
>>202548085why is China better at securing batteries than anyone else?Lithium deposits or summat?
>>202548173black tranny Barbie doll
>>202548199They're much wealthier than me so she has "too many toys". I wanna get her something nice like a telescope or something but she's too young for that kind of stuff still.
>>202548173only a pedo freak would be awkward about it '''''''
anyone else getting the flashing cursor on the chon? gookmoot must've spilled rice on the server again
>>202548179Just bought whatever the cheapest refillable one was. Says "aspire gotek x" on the side. Does the job and the little tanks hold 4ml and don't burn out for about a month
>>202548173Premium bonds
>>202548231>binoculars You know as I sent my other post it did cross my mind. That's a good idea.
>>202548234they control where they mine it in Africa
>>202548175SCREECHING I bet you actually believe this as well lmfao
>>202548251works on my (kde plasma) machine
>>202548237microscope. get her to look at her body secretions under it
got my best suit on
>>202548258lol ffs
just took my birthday suit off
>>202548234Not better per se, they just went earlierTurning around an entire car company's product strategy to focus on battery electric vehicles is like turning around an oil tanker, it takes a lot of time to plan it and get it right.
>>202548258one got a 30 day all boards ban for "3DPD" because I posted in a porn thread on /b/ lol
>>202548278oh the coltan in the congo?drc has 2/3rds of the world's supplydidn't know it was another chinese vassal state given basically every tech company is reliant on it
>>202548283>I bet you actually believe this as well lmfaono?
EV sales are declining in the US and europedead tech
cant make the macaroni because it requires milk (and dont know if i would like almon milk pasta) at least they included like 2 jars of pasta sauce which ill use for my pasta
when will we run out of oil?when will we run of out materials to make batteries?
ev sales are collapsing like a troon's neovagina after a missed dilation session
>>202548341EV market share in the UK is up to 22.6% from 20.1% last year
>>202548365never
Did he get banned again? LOL
what the fuck has happened to porn ladsstuff that used to be extreme niche is now considered the defaultthe women won't shut the fuck up shouting absolute filth and grunting continuouslyeven the amateur stuff has itis the whole world turning into coomers
>>202548258i once copped a 3 dayer for saying all australians should be arrested lmao
christ alive janny get a fucking clue
eating dry bran flakes with bananas and raisins in them (going to eat the raisins separate because they will be good for sugar later)
anyone unironically buying an EV is an utter retard honestlyespecially a tesla
>>202548383yeah and your sex rate is 0%
>>202548366lovely webm
>>202548341cause american EVs are shitonly BYD can save us
It's actually mental that a 60 year old homeless black man could marry your 16 year old daughter and you couldn't do anything to stop it
EVs are terrible
CyclingMikey is based. Pure cagie torture
>>202548402post apurally x
and hazlenuts and almonds
>>202548421Got a second hand Nissan Leaf last month for 8k and it’s amazing, you’re retarded if you still have an ICE car nowadays lol
only sport i play is picking up birds
>>202548321don't completely control it but there's plenty of slope faced scheming little gook monkeys pawing around
>>202548402desensitizationall part of der juden's plan
>>202548448'ri lad
>>202548421buying a tesla in america makes sense because they have far and away the best charging networkpointless here though
>>202548457more like pissan queef
>>202548475hello
>>202548461the horror
An cheap small battery EV makes sense as a local commuter car if you have a driveway with a charger but only if you have a nice big petrol/diesel thing for the big motorway slogs
>i drive a leaf
>>202548461playing with fire there mate
M&S foods are so good its unreal
>>202548431VERY white post
>>202548403deserved, australophobia is the most heinous form of racism
plug in hybrid surely the best of both worlds currentlycheap fuel to shuttle back and forth to work or to the shops but the security and flexibility of tank of petrol for longer journeys
i love nuts
>>202548530yes, thank God
>>202548461lmao
>>202548506>big motorway slogs>Glasgow to London is only 650 kmLol
think most cars are ugly. weird to think they're designed by an actual person. they look weird and bulbous and bloated and alien most of the time.
turned out pretty impolite for a brit I reckonyesterday the neighbours were making a racket in the garden at 1.30am and some lad asked them very politely if they'd mind going insidedidn't bother me, but if it had I'd have told them to shut the fuck up (as I've done many times in the past)reckon I might have some wog in my ancestry
>>202548566so like four full battery charges in an EV
>>202548551i think hybrids use the petrol/gas to charge the battery from the engine spinning like how petrol cars charge the battery normally
>>202548506my toilberg drives scotland to england in a ev and seems to do fineat worst it encourages longer breaks. read the motorway signs. tiredness kills
>>202548522definitely the better choice of supermarket. They're only a little bit pricier as well. Even their microwave meals are noticeably better than the average
>>202548568They're mostly done with computer-aided design which is why they all look like gay fish
>>202548568what about british posho cars like rols-royce and aston martin? look gorgeous and classy to me
australia more like arsegaylia
>>202548585plug ins have charging ports hence their being called plug in hybrids
>>202548587heard that about tiredness actually
>>202548589i had one of the chicken and rice meals from them they day before yesterday (or day before that) and it was pretty good
got a hangover
>>202548611whole continent done in
The only woke mobile I shall ever be driving.
thought all the best dentists were supposed to be jewish but my new dentist is lithuanian rather than my old jewish one and she's better
there's nothing wrong with being a bizarre hideous freak
>>202548551Problem is many people are too lazy or thick to recharge the battery so they end up driving around in a thirsty petrol car with a dead weight battery
>>202548626*gently strokes your forehead*
>>202548622lovely webm
>>202548619the one I pass on the way to work does hot food too. Their sosij rolls are pengaleng, you can actually taste pork and seasonings
>>202548638still playing with duplo I betgive your head a wobble
help a girl out!
>>202548566>my country big! and? who cares. what point were you even trying to make here that didn't make you look like a childish spastic?
eating 'triple butter' popcorn but really its more like 0.5 butter
>>202548582GrimAnyway I was just laughing about how small Britain is
anyone here actually tried nofap?does it do anything or is it an incel meme?
>>202548695yeah i grew wings after a month
can imagine a clip of Alan Partridge browsing /brit/ on an ipad with reading glasses on going "lovely webm"
>>202548638What does the N stand for?
>>202548695don't wank at all when I've got a gf and am having regular sex
>>202548695penis shrivelled up and dropped off after 2 weeks
might have popcorn lung, chest is a little irritated from suckling through two vapes yesterday
>>202548695Made me leak precum into my boxers constantly after 4 days and I had to change them twice a day until I gave up and had a wank
this latest chrome update sucks dick
>>202548695yeahin my experience anything beyond about 3 weeks is diminishing returns
>>202548695I just got increasingly more and more horny to the point where I was thinking about sex every few minutes like a randy animal and getting turned on by anything vaguely suggestive
>>202548678My point was you're probably only driving 100 km max for these "big slogs" which is nothing for people who live in most former British colonies Relax no need to have a fit it's just a 4chan post
I have got FUCK ALL to do today. IM SO FUCKING BORED.
>>202548738come home
>>202548695ive been on nofap since getting a girlfriend.honestly, i feel like cumming a lot (whether it's through masturbation or sex) makes me more emotionally unstable. like i feel more alert and switched on when i havent ejaculated for a few days. 5-7 days is the sweet spot. more than that i get a bit lethergic again.
>sunset at 19:01get IN lads, the sun now sets early enough that incelwalks are back on the menu
not for me
>>202548781>zensounds slanty-eyed
>>202548775yeah but it was really fucking dumb? no one cares you have to drive 150 miles for some milk and no one thinks it's impressiveyou're like those mongs who post how hot it is in their desert state when the UK has a heatwave of 27c weather like we are somehow in awe of how hard they are
ejaculating completely drains me of my motivation
mopping the floorbachelor drudgery
>>202548817Cared enough to have a tantrum apparently
breaking news
>>202548787any tips for incel walking? thinking of giving it a go but got a bit of incel uncertainty how to do it properlydon't want to shit myself like
pretty sad how youre all talking about this just after what happened here
Kamala Emhoff
Still miss her every day
>Israeli armed forces raided the office of Al Jazeera in the Israeli-occupied West Bank and issued a 45-day closure orderthey're just so gross
>>202548842shut up toby
>>202548836shut up and stay done
>>202548834Got a vacuum mop recently and it was the best purchase in years makes it effortless and it basically cleans itself
r9k
>>202548841you need to make your gait as virginous as possible. keep your eyes glued to the path at all times, aside from the occasional meek look ahead to make sure you don't crash into anythingwear clothes that make you look like a creepy sperg. wear a hood if you can. you want people to really think there's something off about you if you happen to walk past them.and no 1. ALWAYS make sure it's dark outside when you do your incel walk, if you're outside during daylight hours there's a chance people might confuse you for a mentally stable person
scurrying around the flat on all fours
>>202548860very pretty girl
Messaged tinder girl 11pm asking if she wanted to go watch a filmLast seen 08:58Last seen 09:45Last seen 11:00Last seen 12:35Last seen 13:30Last seen 14:33Message still unread.I am absolutely devastated. Truly devastated. Heartbroken to a degree of delusion, my soul is in disrepair and my dreams are shattered. I can feel my ribcage sinking, I can feel it tightening around my heart. I feel devoid of my soul and my spirit is at rock bottom
>>202548865mad how comically evil they are. Wonder what their endgame is considering everyone with a functioning amygdala absolutely despises them.
>>202548832why is it not pooing everywhere
had 2 black puddings, eggs and a strong coffeefeeling full of vitality and nutrition
ewankulating
>>202548884*1 CAD has been deposited into your vacuum mop account*
>>202548933uh, there there mate*turns back to the anon I was talking to*
>>202548909*takes Incel notes in my Incel notebook*
*fires a rocket into the thread*
>>202548934i just find it weird that we have to pretend like they're westerners when they act like every corrupt thirdy nation on earth but with loads of yank money poured into them
>>202548939not sure how they work because i thought it just slipped out constantly but i think i heard they can be trained to go in a certain area like in his case there
that 2nd nap to cure the 'gover
Make me an offer and I'll consider it
>>202548933she's probably got loads of blokes chatting her up, that's how it goes with women on the internet>>202548956*is the anon you were talking to**slaps you in the face*how dare you shrug off that man's suffering
>>202548933happens to the best of us ladwomen are awful for this sort of thing
>>202548865>>202548934>>202548974brown
every time a norm catches wind of the fact i'm a virgin they begin immediately acting as if they want to brutally kill me
>>202548994White slop is so shite man
gay'y pooey porn
>>202548934mad how white genocide is real too
>>202548994beef kinda looks like a vag aha
>>202548909thanks lad, going to work up a sweat wanking between now and sunset to brew up a nasty bodily stench
>>202548994peng
>>202548933>go watch a filmnot forward enough, she lost interest
how exactly does one acquire a virgin gait
>>202548994beef pussington
might make like a dark souls protagonist and increase the power and size of my soul
>>202549060 chill it
Women really just want to bring you down with them don't they. Women don't like it when their man is on top form they always try to fatten him up, stray him off his schedule, turn him into a freakish subhuman. This is why they're for straight shagging never sharing a bond
love when someone posts exactly what's on my mind at the same moment so I don't have to worry about my question getting filtered
white genocide is real and they want to do it to us
>>202548865Eh. Al Jazeera in the West is all “Israel bombed a hospital” fake news but in the Middle East they’re all “perfidious Jews need to die”. Need closing up for good.
virgins either walk way too slow or way too fast
Sat on the sofa drinking an Amber ale while dogbert chews his toy at my feet
Hey guys whats going on is this thr-ACK
Having some chicken sandwiches for the late luncheon
>>202549021it's objectively undeniably real anyone who doesn't believe it is actively delusional and should be ignored and avoided
might open the bottle of wine soon lads waheyspent £21 on it at tesco earlier it'll be my sunday treat :)i'm really miserable lads
>>202549134why have you posted this like 20 times in the past 24 hours
>>202549134waheeey look at him go
>>202549147What kind
>>202549135
>>202549134Damn the palm of his hands must be incredibly fucked up. This is why cyclists wear gloves
>>202549134bluds not having a good walk
can opener has got rusty
>>202549134fucking heaving at this webm
>>202549147Have a nice glass of cold water with a slice of lemon instead.
eaten most of my cereal now feel much better :)
gents
>>202549171screaming
my spunk tastes odd today
>>202549187Hiiii :3
>>202549084complete opposite in my experience, i was an uninspired blob before i got a gf and now i'm focused and merciless
>>202549134did his crotch land on that tree LMAOOOO
>21 quid winecould have 4 bottles of perfectly drinkable plonk for that price
going to use the box i use for keeping my laptop off the bed sheets so it stays cool as the mouse mat and write in my journalhopefully the Jews dont blow it up while its over my dick and balls
>>202549171bro put on the headset and think he SAS yeah maybe Special Aldi Service
>>202549225how'd you get a gf as a blob
>>202549225Because you're a freak runt who got a cope fatty bird
parents must have a phd in making a fucking racket bull in a china shop
I feel like tinder / dating is a game I don’t know the rules of. You can’t text back too early, you can’t text back too late. You can’t text them when they’re busy, you can’t take things too quickly but not too slow either. It’s a game you can’t win. I don’t want to play a game I don’t know how to win. I just want to be reciprocated. I’ve been reading infinite jest and I feel affirmed about my character, and my style of existing, and I’m not going to play silly war games with birds. Why do you have to be tactical? Is it not enough to like another without having to veil your feelings? I believe in being forthcoming, and not hiding your emotions. Stoicism is for wankers
>not checking sunday times magazine for the best 6.99 bottles in aldi
>>202549264You have literally never had sex
>>202549275"dating" is meant to come naturallyif it doesn't you've already lost
da joos* i mean
>>202549257only a blob figuratively speaking>>202549264she aint fat
>>202549275Post chin
>>202549160>eating bloody meat
>>202549297Shagged your mum up her arse 9 months later she shat you out
>>202549285I just look and see if there's anything on deal in the range of £7 down from £9
>>202549265Dadberg narrates what he's doing to himself constantly all day. Probably a sign of mental decline but it makes me want to punch him in the head
>>202549247>plonkyou will never be a middle aged mum
>>202549275dont listen to that hateful swine
>>202549322its not blood you imbecile
>>202549329>unfunny joke to distract from the fact he’s an incel Check
does anyone know why cyclists wear gloves
>>202549377Avoid skin scraping in case of a fallit doesn't damper vibrations, this is a myth
>>202549322alri literal child *buys you a toy monster truck for your birthday*
>>202549366he's not describing it as being bloody, he's just an offended vegan
Oh lawd I am comfyMad how a few cuddles with my gf on Friday has kept me going
>>202549113It’s the constant um’s and hesitation that give them away, or they recognise it within themselves and overcompensate with pots of undeserved confidence. Women can spot it a mile off.I reckon it comes from their brains being rotted by the chronic masturbation
Ordered a maccies and on the monopoly stickers I won two Big Macs, a a McFlurry and an Apple PieThat’s tomorrows tea sorted :)
>>202548995Brilliant thanks>>202549004I just hurt >>202549054Picked her up from the pub other night, I thought I was giving her a lift home to hers, she thought I was taking her to mine. I had to explain to her that I don’t own a mattress and drop her off at her mums. I can’t do this shit man, I am not built for it. I really like her and I feel like she doesn’t like me in the same way
>>202549377I assume for the same reasons I wear them on my motorbike. Grip, warmth, protection, looks cool.
>>202549407you ok mate
>>202549374I'm a top shagger mate
>>202549419No you didn't
i know what women want and what puts them off and they can definitely see and are turned off by you either being shy or confident
> I thought I was giving her a lift home to hers, she thought I was taking her to mine. I had to explain to her that I don’t own a mattress
mad that in the entire history of mcdonalds monopoly there hasn't been a single documented case of anyone winning the big prizes
>>202549407as an incel i am under absolutely no illusion that any woman who talks to me can immediately tell i'm a virgin
Any Wessex man in
i'm a bottom shagger (i shag lads)
It’s mad that the race riots were so bad across Northern England that many of us were afraid to leave our homes and now we’re supposed to move on like it never happened. No national discussion on the cause behind this
>>20254931366kg 5’8 1/2/3/4 suck your mum you battyman
nutty almond
what if instead of anrold schwarzernigga I was arnold freaky nigga and instead of lifting and pumping loads I lifted you and pumped my loads into you
you seemed cool at first but then you didn't have a mattress so I don’t want to see you again
>>202549476Lmao actual stick
This nigga doesn’t own a mattress oh my lord what sort of fucking FREAKS am I posting with
>>202549450I’ve just moved in 4 months ago fuck off
>>202549502ktim and you are probably someone who broke into my house >>202549516rude
my theory is that reincarnation is real, but this is Earth 1. The first go around. Once we die, we're met with a character creation screen and the points we have to allocate are determined by our deeds in Earth 1.
>>202549440Seethe on haha
mumstein prefers music from the 60s and 70s when she was a wee child and not the 80s and 90s when she was a young womanle wrong generation always seems to settle on the 60s and 70s
Drugs may be good but have you ever had a nice ale on the sofa on a Sunday jheeeeeeze
Reckon I might make a full English for dinner.
The only way to win is not to play
>>202549203An ode to /brit/'s hero, Employed Womanhttps://voca.ro/11Ry6XCjZCBq
nutty almond milk
spinach salad and pan con tomate for lunch lads
very undunelmed by lidl and aldi prices when I went there this weekend. literally exactly the same as anywhere else, dunno why people say they're so cheap
Farting up an absolute storm. Don't know where it's all coming from.
another weekend nearly doneanother weekend where i haven't had my hair cuti look so bad lmao but i simply cannot be arsed to get it cut
>>202549567had 2 at midday now feel like arse
>>202549539that's retarded>>202549578>>202549611hope you choke
>>202549612they were just a few years agono basically identical to tescono point anymore
>>202549623Ktim
>>202549612theyre cheap while theyre pricing all of the other supermarkets out until they ramp up the prices for their aggressive development to continue, as they also start pricing real people out of their shops
>>202549615your arsehole?
>>202549631perfect time for a hashy zoot
>>202549612Think they just have a wider range of offbrand shite that's cheap as opposed to asda/tesco own brands.
>>202549474No discussion beyond them being the #farageriots allowed
i wish i could smoke some weed right now i got the phone number of some guy hanging around outside a shop and he might be a fed. not that i can afford it, i just like to know whats going on with those people
>>202549633why are you mincing about in /brit/ you absolute specimen?
>>202549703>>202549703>>202549703
>>202549646Yeah could be. Can't see it when it's happening so can't say for sure
>>202549692nunya
>>202549689A fed, you say? A federal agent, is he?
>>202549689lad the police are not funding undercover police officers to sell some smelly virgin weed so they can arrest him
>>202549633someone woke up with a tarantula up their bumhole
How are you helping push the Ukraine to its absolute limit