brannigans edition
>>202549662hash is apparently quite cheap
nonce crisps
this cough is rather annoying x
Wales
>>202549689lad the police are not funding an undercover police officer to sell some smelly virgin weed so they can arrest him
>>202549727>>202549745this is in Scotland not the UK and its in a "gang" area
very undunelmed by lidI and aldi prices when I went there this weekend. literally exactly the same as anywhere else, dunno why people say they're so cheap
>>202549703ratigan sub edish
Northern Ireland
British niggas be like I’m gonna have maccies for tea
i wish i could smoke some weed right nowi got the phone number of some guy hanging around outside a shop and he might be a fed. not that i can afford it, i just like to know whats going on with those people
Whales
>>202549786thats Americans though
lmao at frogs having no friends
>>202549765>this is in Scotland not the UKmousey you fucking dunce how many times do we need to go through this? Scotland is in the UK. It is also in Britain.
>>202549789Morning Mousey, how are the nettles?
>>202549765Scotland is part of the UK you cretinous slug
>Scotland>not the UK
going to go check on my fruit fly traps >>202549809i have never in my life talked to you about that
>>202549729it’s lush and I mean lush
>>202549786americans think coca cola made with real sugar is a treat
>>202549824fake mousey. the real mousey used to post about driving down to "britain" at night.
Went for an incel walk. Now enjoying an incel coffee
>>202549859you are a very dishonest person
>>202549859Mousey doesn't have a car.
>>202549861Have sex and drink tea faggot
I’m gonna have maccies for tea
>>202549861if youre such an incel how come you arent worried about being seen alone at such an establishment
>>202549859i think that youre one of the /r9k/ runts still left over along with that other one
>>202549861rorke crepsrorke jeans
>>202549861I've seen this exact picture before
wish that i had jessie's girl
>>202549917what the smackheadmate shes a smackhead
>>202549902zip it mousey
Last day of summer today guys
was eating chinky noodles (with chopsticks) for late luncheon and it got me thinkingif you were offered £1,000 per cm how far would/could you stick a chopstick down your japs eye?
be right back forum got to check my fruit fly traps one of the piss bottles had some purple liquid in it, probably fruit squash>>202549931fuck off r9ktard you fucking kike
>>202549861based
>>202549937it's been autumn for 22 days already
>>202549930she fit tho
Pint of larger, no logo in the foam.
The reality is that there’s probably some other fella on the scene, fair enough, can’t help that. The reality is that I probably have an overinflated ego and there’s no reason for her to choose me it’s her choice. but it is so devastating to fall for someone that isn’t falling for you. It hurts man
>>202549937That was two days ago you hairy 80iq troll
there is a town in North Ontario
>>202548750ktim releasing is a necessity
>>202549941i'd need to consult a doctorif there was any risk of injury then i wouldn't do it at all
>>202549946Can't say that mate
actually the /r9k/freaks are worth than Jews. dont bother responding to this post as im already away from the computer by the time this sends
Business idea: that punishment from clockwork orange but for bbc posters
looking forward to bouldering as much I used to look forward to nights out at uni
Want to make a documentary called “Along Came Woke” about how we were all living in a utopia until the parasitic mind virus of wokeness came along to destroy it
i'm deathly afraid of spiders and snakes, born in the wrong country me
>>202550014you ever see a huntsman before?
>>202550014both cuties but only if they're not dangerous
>>202550014ever been in an aggressive situation involving an abo?
>>202550025yeah they're quite common, they don't really bite and are only slightly venomous though
all of that all of that
>>202550010that is what the race baiters are doing to you when the guy pins his eyes open (avoids your filters/comes off-avatarflag) in their attempt to brain wash YOU
>>202550052no but an abo girl offered to suck my dick for a cigarette once, probably would've obliged but my train was coming
going to have a fag and then do some more cleaning in my house to improve my mood further (from having eaten this hour and my mood improving already)
>>202550055they're huge thoughI know they're harmless but would freak out if I ever saw one
>>202550091i hope you just gave her a cigarette
>>202550091I'd have missed that train
i stopped pissing in the toilet and all of the fruit flies are gone from the bathroom
>>202550095if dubs have a massive wank after talking a moaning gooning gigawank to clean your pipes out
>>202550091Id have pushed her into giving up her bum in exchange of half my pack looool
>>202550104nah i was 15, i wasn't made of ciggies
>>202550131going to do that anyway didnt jerk off last night or this morning because now my cum is gonna be massive
>>202550091do you think this ones half aboi like how she looks but she looks a bit aboish
didnt know the bleep general disappeared off /mu/the end of an era as it were
having a dark academia wank
sorry r9k faggot thats left over if youre upset that is unless you were siding with that other r9k freak who was just posting here it is British culture to be nice to someone and call them "mate" with your nefarious posts as you gather info on people or try to manipulate them
>>202550176yeah she might be, but then again it might just be a coincidence
so are abos black then or get their own category?
>>202550205who invented the skip?
>>202550212cute pelican
tantrum
i dont love you anymore
>>202550014
might play a game of eu4 as one of those north american tribes
>>202550292
>>202550212hate foxesrancid animalsjusta fucking nuisancevermin
be right back forum im cleaning my room again now
Buying a house is expensive lads not the house itself but every motherfucker want a piece. Solicitor, surveyors, mortgage fees, extra interest on the first mortgage payment. It's thousands
Dark wankademia
The wife :)
Posting this for the first time. Hope you think it's funny
>>202550262got the aussie news on
how long do you keep your bay leaves in for?
>>202550412The Elton Supreme
>>202550408He alright?That looked painful
>>202550423Until it’s served
>>202550393She's a Negrophile
where's diego
>>202550416samehttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727015285522309.webm
might wear jeans today
sick of wearing slim jeans.
>>202550447So's your mum but you don't see me posting about it
>>202550450In church repenting for his homosexual thoughts
might cum on my own face later. something to do innit. bit of a change. new experiences and all that
>>202550500Chocolate brosBased BBC EnjoyerMakes rapYep that's her
>>202550461that national party has a lot to answer for
A tranny kept eyeing me up and following me around H&M yesterday but I remained strong alhamdulillah
stomachberg and lungberg crying out for mercy whilst I drink and vape continuously
pissed as a parrot on gin
>>202550544She was white not a tranny
I'm glonked, lads
absolutely munted
a tranny freak once catcalled me on a night out whilst I was with the ex and I went balistictold him I'd punch his perverted gential freak lights out, he cowered a bit and then two lads came over and said to leave him alone
Cooking up the New ladsShould be ready in about 30 mins
>>202550330not fully convinced thats a foxthis is however
>>202550624bit a twat aren't you
>>202550624good lad
Curviest Northern European woman
>>202550619have a pint and don't look in the mirror so much ladchin up
Jesus is oneJesus is allJesus picks me upWhen I fall
Remembering when Limmy could hear Lynn getting shagged so he turned the volume of his stream up lol fucking screaming
How much money do you have in physical cash, bonds, savings, investments and precious metals lads?
>>202550681LOOOOOOL he's so pathetic
this is me if you even care
>>202550684About 3 grand. Why?
>>202550665would make her my subservient housewife
>>202550684Pound
>>202549888what's that got to do with being an incel?i'm an incel and i go to pubs/coffee shops alone all the time
>>202550684i own everything in the world
>>202550624Couple of gay lads got on the tube as I was getting off one night and one of them kissed me on the cheek as I went past him and truth be told I had no idea how to react, just looked at him funny as he smiled back at me
>>202550684nowt
>>202550724The shed pop out a few mulatto to get some decent genes in her family
carberg is snoozing on the bed next to me
>>202550733am i supposed to pretend this is beautiful?
>>202550773tickle their feet
>>202550733would
>>202550747reckon you should've punched his lights out tbfyou probably came across as a little bent
>>202550733when your bro gives you the n pass
gay lads are always very nice to me. I suspect they think I am gayalso many straight people, men and women, have either assumed or asked whether I am gay. For the record, I am not gay but appear to be giving off powerful gay vibes at all times
>>202550795You don't have to pretend to be straightWe're willing to accept you however you are Bruce
so tiredwas gonna go gym but I'm exhausted
any /low fat vegan/ man in
>>202550819
anyone see diego posting his tiny twink arse last night
>>202550665She looks like she’d make a great cuckoldress
>>202550839fucking get yourself into that gym
>>202550854
>>202550733is that doja cat? is she becoming white like michael jackson?
>>202550816fr fr no cap on skib fellow zoomer
hawk tuah on that thing
>>202550864I suspect that's what the video actually is lad. They're in a hotel room.
>>202550848high carb low fat. the only way
>>202550835Nobody believes I am gay because I act "too straight". Don't even know what that means.
how is it that im a nerd shut in with no hard skills and no passionswhere the fuck has the time and energy gonejust pissed away into the abyss
>>202550819Big arse
>>202550733So that’s what AIDS looks like
>>202550839wanted to go swimming today but couldn't be arsed so went running insteadneed to get my shit together
>>202550876FUNNY image
Not into white girls but there's a certain je ne sais quois that jewish women have that takes them over the edge
https://youtu.be/tJi0QwGlTTkdelete australia
>>202550665>>202550894Any man got sauce
Thingken about...life, and stuff ...idk. Might be 'pressed
>>202549861No you didn't no you aren't you are still in your smelly bedroom reposting other people's pictures as a surrogate for having a life seek help
>>202550733
Someone help Dorothy, she wants to play Fable 2 again before she dies
>>202550943you ever consider getting new content boringlad?
>>202550963not interesting though is it? nor worth making a post about
>>202550900best way to lose weight too right
>>202550971looks fungal
>>202550979:(
>>202550979She should try bbc instead
>>202550999Don't know I've been thin all my life but adaptative thermogenesis does seem to work
as a foot fetishist my mortal enemy is athletes footshudder just thinking about it
For me it’s the seed oil diet
>>202550971chocolat du elton
>>202551052Favourite seed oil?
>>202551025Bungalow is an anagram of "guna blow".Should have seen this coming.
>>202550733when you get vampirism while playing as a redguard in oblivion
>>202551050know some freaky lads who love vinegary feet with bits :/
>>202551070Gotta be soy, i love fried stuff that says its cooked in “vegetable oil” along with all the melted cheese, it’s goyslop heaven
>The source added: 'People seem to still talk to him as if he's Jay from The Inbetweeners, and sometimes he plays up to it and then at other times he has real crises of confidence and panics that the public think he really is an idiot.Holy shit that's funny
>>202551047>adaptative thermogenesishow do i get around this
mad how women like having sex with blokes and it's not considered gay
>>202551109For me it's olive
GBP/AUD+ 0.42%
>>202551111watched a Cameo from him once and it was direjust repeatedly doing that "Ohhh Friend" voice out of contextlow barhappy for him that he managed to milk it though
“Last seen 15:34”
White boy is an anagram of "sunny cuckold" the more you know
>>202551111maybe he should lose the mod haircut if he doesn't want to be confused with jay
>>202551111that's the thing about being an actor you really got to choose your roles carefully
"brown" backwards
>>202551179That's his actual haircut though. He had it before the show. Fuck knows why, it looks shit
thing is the other lads could change their look and maybe go unnoticed but he has such a distinctive physiognomy he will never not be recognised
>>202551111
>>202551111One day a random cunt will bump into him and quote something from the Inbetweeners and he’ll fucking pop and go batshit
haha he's seething
Mental how people can still recognize you despite getting a haircut
>>202551218what sort of mong still has the same haircut in his late 30s that he had in his early 20s?
>>202550958who
on the bronchitis toil
>>202551117honestly as much exercise as you can (running/cycling/swimming), heavy work load coupled with unlimited carbs should get you there.
>>202551256Strange, he’s always seemed so well adjusted
i'se gotta go, i is turtling
>>202551282>unlimited carbsbut more calories are bad?
>>202551218>That's his actual haircut though. He had it before the showthis is not an acceptable defence for having a shlid
anyone want 25% off a merlin annual pass with mcdonalds code ML3H3T3CTY3V
>>202551225Love thirdie memes about Peaky Blinders
>>202551334you know you can put numbers besides the number 3 in fake codes, right lad?
There is no reason for me to be cut up about this, she just hasn’t text me today despite being online on WhatsApp. This is fine. She’s probably just busy, she’s probably just having a family day out or probably just distracted. Maybe she’s watching her brother play rugby. This is all absolutely fine and everything is okay with the world and everything isn’t falling apart it’s all okay and sometimes this stuff just happens. She still likes me and she still wants to see me, she’s just a bit busy today :-)
been on the dole for 10 years
got a whole duck in the oven
Did some studying. Having a glass of Fanta orange zero. Would have some sleep BUT I'm on an early shift tomorrow and sleeping now will negatively impact my sleep tonight.
>>202551327overloading on carbs with no fat intake pretty much causes your metabolism to fire up massively which is what makes and keeps you thin. CICO and calorie limitation is the perfect way to yo-yo. you never see animals restricting calories
>>202551358She’s getting FUCKED
>>202551276
>>202551374how long will that take to cook do you reckon
>>202551374alive
When did you buy your first house and how much did it cost?
>>202551380>overloading on carbsi'm afraid to do this and gain weight
Why is just being alive exhausting
>>202551409do you exercise?
>We normally expect to deliver to your address between 7:30am - 7:30pmYeah sound. I'll just keep an eye out the entire fucking day then shall I?
>>202551382Everything is fine and right in the world, there’s nothing inside killing me. Everything is okay. Don’t worry be happy
>>202551424no
>>2025514052002$130,000 AUD
>>202551423This.My back hurts, I’m constantly tired, I barely have enough money at the end of the month.
Is this Spainos new gimmick?
>>202551443you need to exercise to lose weight
>>202551443You won't make any lasting weight loss changes if you're inactive during all of your waking hours. Moving around will kickstart your body and multiply the mitochondria in you which is what you need to process food and not have it turn into fat
>>202551488No you don't
>>202551405102k it has 2 bedrooms a box room a living room a kitchen and a garden i call it the incel shack and im quite happy with it its very close to the chinese and the asda
Just seen a deliveroo bike pull out my birds drive wtf
>>202551494Yes you do
>>202551442
>>202551374Yum What are you serving with it?
>>202551497Scotland?
>>202551276fucking hell lad sorry about that get on the antibiotics before it turns black and you cant breathe
>>202551460dis niqqa like 50 years old
>>202551490>multiply the mitochondriasay more about this
>>202551544butternut squash, potatoes and peas
>>202551374let him out aha
might go watch the north london arsenals
i drive better when i'm drunk
ducks belong in the pond not the oven
Got a lump on my willy at the base on the underside where it connects to the balls.Think it's an ingrown hair or something. Fuming.
>>202551593Phwoaring and corring
>>202551597I shouldn’t say this but they taste much better when roasted alive
/brit/ is a graveyard for 25-35 year old manchildren who haven't killed themselves yet
>>202551551not telling :) south of newcastle and north of harrogate
America, explain yourselves
>>202551640Yeah? What's your point?
>>202551638just heard the opening riff to "everybody likes kung fu fighting" in my head after reading this post
>>202551640I'm 34 been on 4chan since I was 17 Holy shit that's half my life
>>202551640I’m 36 so you’re wrong
what’s falkirk like?
>>202551519That’s a very pessimistic and misogynistic way of thinking
>>202551578https://www.nih.gov/news-events/nih-research-matters/obesity-disrupts-mitochondria-reduces-fat-burningbasically mitochondria decides how much fat is burned in a day. This is why athletes, marathonians, cyclists have to eat plenty of fat in their diet and not just carbs. If they don't eat fat their mitochondria burns too much fat off which doesn't regenerate and they lose it performance wise due to hormonal imbalance.Basically exercise as much as you can and keep eating close to 0g of fat a day until you thin out. By then you'll have healed out of years of metabolic torture due to being overweight and inactive
>>202551569nah i'm 29, nowt preventing a 7 year old from buying a house if he has enough oneymay
>>202551648bet brits would love ityou eat dried blood and pickle everything anyway
>>202551619They go away on their own.Resist the urge to prod a sharp needle / sharp pair of tweezers in there to dig it out, it never ends well. The hair is always much deeper than you think and you can never get to it. If it's painful to the touch and feels swollen under the skin it'll just be mildly infected at the follicle. Just leave it be and it your body will resolve the infection and, eventually, the hair as well.
>>20255167325-36 year old manchildren*my mistake
>>202551640australia is a graveyard for the most vapid materialistic soulless creatures ever to walk the earth all banged into the corner of one waterless rock
>>202551669Kek
>>202551640haha yh ktim except 'cide is a failure of the human spirit ill never give in
>>202551716O_o
Watching The Ring (2002)
>>202551619Warm compress and like the other anon said don't try to remove it
>>202551672hello newfag
wouldn't mind a warm compress (a nice fanny) on my knobbard if you know what I mean
>>202551707>>202551749Hurts when I wank though :(
>>202551745that the film where johnny knoxville tries to rig the special olympics?
>>202551783It'll hurt more and for longer if you try to excise it
>>202551788That's The Ringer
‘bated again with my dad, it was a very interesting session
once when i was at uni, any time i tried to exercise or wank (so increased heart rate i assume?) i got debilitating migrainesstopped happening after a few weeksfunny that
>>202551745Saw that in theaters haha
eating poo
watch the wrestler
hate films me cant be arsed watching themtitanic? nah never seen italien? nope sorry maybe seen a bit of itjaws? yeah heard of that one never sat down and watched it just cant be arsed catching up with the bare minimum to understand cultural references
>>202551818
watching [redacted]
THIS is why i support israel
>>202551811right
>>202551875got the 'ooruu 'ta 'ted 'um tags on
>>202551899this is overstatediraq and a few other places had a couple of pogroms but it was nothing compared to the ethnic cleansing of palestinians
first film i saw in theatres was goy story (1995)yeah i'm elderly why not
>>202551953>>202551953>>202551953cheeky early new
we've been in a post scarcity society for almost 150 years and the rot you see across civilisation is a result of our failure to come to terms with it
>>202551964WEE WOO WEE WOOEARLY ALERTEARLY ALERTNOT A DRILL
>>202551954Dad took us to see Toy Story 2 while our mum "took our dog to live on a farm" :/ Got hit for crying when we came back.Not a fond memory of my first cinema visit
