looks like some foren shite

screaming out me arse

>>202551953
why doesnt he just grow a bit bigger

had a wank to prime era kelly brook earlier and i thought that would be enough to satisfy my willard but its tingling away for another cream

sucking a golf ball

2024

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on my way to the new

Always irritates me when you overhear fat people at work coming up with their excuses for not being able to exercise or lose weight.

>oh I'd love to exercise but I can't because exercising gives me migraines

Does it yeah mhm? Away you go and drink another liquid doughnut from Starbucks you daft cow. I'm better than you.

>>202552018
do any nudes exist or are you wanking to bikini pics

>>202552034
are you the lad who was on about winning the work contest for best sales rep or something like that?

>>202552031
ha that hound is loving life look at his ears flapping about

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>>202552034
Because no one tells them to just eat zero carb for 2 months. That's literally it. Weight's gone

>>202552077
no although I suspect he also hates fatties

he's a winner

Another day of toil complete. Hope you lazy sods had a nice Sunday and enjoy getting up bright and early tomorrow while I have a lie in.

hello forum im back

>>202552052
some good ones from the fappening era she took herself

>>202552083
oh look its țigani

>16:13, Sunday afternoon
it fucking LOOMS

i love Reggie

I am always right.

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>hello forum im back

>>202552018
Blog on

>>202552158
don't post the mice mousey, you know what happens when you do

mental post

>>202552034
Lost 20kg just by eating one meal a day for a couple months. Didn't do any extra exercise or diet. Just ate less for a bit. Don't know why people find it so hard

>>202552157
not even out of bastard bed yet

Dogberg, puppystein, and I are currently enjoying Jazz Samba

the fappening happened on the same day my old catberg died, it's a good mnemonic for both events

games with character creation make my gender dysphoria so bad

>>202552164
the vanishingly rare good leaf post
>>202552191
why's that? hungover?

>>202552163
>Pony content outside /mlp/

>>202552190
do this most of the week but unfortunately love drinking the liquid jew at the weekends and that leads to the takeaway jew

gen z boss and a mini but when she was in year 10

>>202552191
grim. sort your life out

>>202552190
Are you employed?

>>202552250
I was when I lost it yeah

>>202552241
could just make the takeaway your singular meal on drinking days, no?

though I suppose you'd be drinking first and thus drinking on an empty stomach which is never good

WHITE NOISE INTERRUPTS
AND NO RECEPTION IS GOOD ENOUGH

>>202552241
>but unfortunately love drinking the liquid jew at the weekends and that leads to the takeaway jew
how much are you drinking & eating that it makes you that fat?

gen z man and a pussy

>>202552283
could do but i order BIG takeaways when steaming

never understood why legalese sticks "aggravated" in front of the name of crimes, what difference does it make what mood the perpetrator was in when they committed the crime?

>>202552273
I find it brutal to go through a workday with only one meal let alone for that long
I am not fat though

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>>202552234

>>202552097
this is full of fat loser not carbs

any CK3 man in?

>>202552295
doesn't make me fat
just means i'm a littler chubbier than i like but keep that as a constant weight

>>202552313
How big are we talking here

never got fat and found it easy to eat one meal a day because i've simply never had joy for life and in turn eating (the sustaining of life)

>>202552320
I was always starving when I came home from work so my one meal was a giant plate of whatever I wanted.
Even then it was probably 1500 calories at most

>>202552357
£40+ orders from the indian
two mains
bread
starters
some sides
scran it like a massive drunk slug

Fat people complain about how hard it is to lose weight, meanwhile it's taken me months to go up 5kgs.

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i likee cats but that is one ugly fucker

>>202552382
I think i would rather just workout harder

just had two back to back banger games of overwatch hard carried the entire lobby
its safe to say i cooked

OMG the footie is on!!! The English premier league where both Arsenal and Man City have a combined total of *checks notes * 1 (ONE) English player out of 22 (he’s actually Irish as well). Bing bing wahoo!! I love watching multimillionaires kick a ball around whilst the country deteriorates. ME FOOTIE MONG. ME WATCH NGUBU SCORE GOAL DOPAMINE GO TO BRAIN YES??

>>202552390
hes just young hell grow into it
in my personal opinion its not a good look to get a weird pedigree as a labour pm though

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italiano...

Cats and cat owners are disgusting

This is fine, if she isn’t in to me and she is with some other fella today it will still be fine. There’s plenty more fish in the sea. I’ve plenty more matches to fall in love with, and there’s always hinge, it’s simply all going to be fine

dr zaius dr zaius
dr zaius dr zaius
oh oh oh, dr zaius

looking at nora fawn's crack

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>nobody talking about the footie
>one mong decides he needs to post about the footie
>because he hates the footie
>also mentions Irish people for some reason
If you don't like something then stop paying attention to it. It's not hard

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>>202552445
Cats are amazing. Dog ownership is a massive red flag

ANY single male that owns a cat and acts like a cat person is almost definitely a nonce

hmm what to have to eat. could gobble a big fuck off kebab

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>>202552443

Twitch's website lags too much on my old laptop so I have made a bodged version of Twitch using VLC and a chat client. CPU usage is way down
I should just get a new laptop at this point

>>202552514
you're black

>>202552514
you lie

Haven't seen a tears for fear edition in ages

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UberEats arrived

£18.95 from the carvery, you can't knock it

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>>202552514
you're a black liar

>>202552617
scran yell bed in field

got the mattress cover in the wash with a few scoops of stain remover and two washing capsules
hope it removes the beer, period, and cum stains from it

>>202552617
is that supposed to be a joke?

>>202552638
my ancestor :)

>>202552617
Bernard Mathews chicken

>>202552650
mate I appreciate not everyone can afford getting food delivered but don't be jealous of those who can

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*coverts my heart into a square*

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woke up at 16:30
dehydrated
catatonic
sweating
unable to remember the last 24 hours
phone at 1%
50+ unread messages

>>202552592
you've planted the seed in heathermong's tiny head, we'll have them all week now. good job cunt

bit ashamed to admit I prefer bourbon to scotch
it's just smoother and more caramelly, whereas scotch (while nice) has a bit more of an oaky flavour that doesn't go down so smooth neat

Looking at my mates insta stories and he's currently drink champagne in his undies with a bunch of other lads (also in their undies). Reckon gay people do have a lot more fun.

>>202552701
No you didn't, behave

got my jorts on

>>202552701
this + sore arsehole

>>202552514
fucking nigger cunt

>>202552726
going to shit in them again? surprise surprise

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is that supposed to be a joke?

>>202552716
You should go round (in your undies)

If I was a billionaire I'd probably aim to have like 400 kids

>>202552716
>Reckon gay people do have a lot more fun.
go join them then x

shagged some fat cunt while shitfaced last night and left my jorts at his house

>>202552765
Why?

The Malaysian Menace is back on the prowl

>>202552514
my brother lost a goddamn arm fighting you fuckers in vietnam

>>202552716
good while they're young but gay death humbles them all.

>>202552765
400 kids who would all want money

>>202552765
then one of them troons on and starts slagging you off on twitter and you feel like a right twat

is it illegal to watch an adult cat having sex with a kitten

>>202552783
To leave a sizeable genetic footprint

>>202552817
yes but it's completely legal to fuck a cat
clownworld

>>202552834
EEEEEELLLTOOOOOOON!!!!

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>>202552834

the mountain dew piss sucked all of the air in on itself and smells like SHIT
it is still heavy though
maaaaybe its proteins and fats, but then again it could be phosphates, as we have seen in the bones and vitamin C

>>202552716
he's live-posting about the current /brit/ meetup which we didn't invite you to

creating a Jewish character in CK3 and trying to take over the world with diplomacy, intrigue and marrying off my kids

>>202552817
FOMYEG

>>202552852
i dont think it is

>>202552815
then i'd just buy twitter and ban him

https://worldle.teuteuf.fr/

Never heard of this country ngl

>>202552878
If I got a big mouthful of kazah milkers I'd let them lot take over my kingdom too

>>202552900
then he'll post it on threads instead lol

while the SECOND mtn dew piss bottle has done the same, and has a deep color which light cant pass through, it also has a clear layer on top. it smells like when you put deoderant close to something and spray - it also made all of my skin and lips feel smooth and it just flashed when i blinked. yep its probably deoderant

what makes mn a evil ghoul instead of say an odious freak

>>202552878
did they add more variety in events yet? i quit playing because i kept getting the same ones

>>202552701
man last night was a movie...

for me its rawdogging hull slags in the back of my vauxhall astra

>>202552951
Probably the autism+Narcissism combo

>>202552947
FOMYEG

>>202552947
what happened to you being suicidal earlier? pathetic little attention seeker aren't you

oh yah thats definitely something like (an) alcohol aaaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>202552951
Killed a swan for no reason

>>202552778
lol - love posts like these

im not mn but i get called it from time to time. we do have glasgow in common so its probably a glaswegian thing

>>202552960
you have buy DLC for that

Think I killed a goose when I was younger. Still haunts me a bit desu

>>202552951
he's a violent schizophrenic paedophile and zoophile, you can't get a much blacker soul than mousenonce's

is it just me or have the men's sections in clothes shops been shrinking lately

>>202552994
i didnt do that
and killing a swan is treason
kill you

nothing more NPC than a Sunday roast

>>202552939
no one uses threads so who cares

>>202553033
*jiggled your belly*
Yeah, they're shrinking the clothes mate

going to put the bottle with a thick/orange layer at the bottom and clear layer on top through a funnel into a seethrough and also higher capacity bottle

>>202553062
people will screenshot it and put it on twitter anyway

>>202552765
every load i spaff would go up a prime vagene for the rest of my life. id probably have thousands of kids. 100k for every woman who gives birth to my kid (dna tested)

>>202553034
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/an.desu.meta/username/homealoneeveryfridaynight/

>>202552960
Give it another 5 years, and with about 10 more DLCs costing around £200 the game might finally have all of the features it really should have launched with.

prefer doing opioids to drinking, i'm in complete control of my faculties and don't feel horrid the next day, it's just better

>>202553033
it's always been the case, massive section for woman and small for men

does methanol make you blind if you smell it or is it just drinking
>>202553109
not talking to you whilst your being a kike. if you want me to talk to you then be nice or dont talk to me at all

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>>202553033

>>202553023
I think certain people just think all lower case posts are mouse

>>202553142
Evil ghoul

>>202553126
far better. easier to beat an opioid addiction than alcoholism as well.

reading the new kagurabachi chapter

does methanol make you blind if you smell it or is it just drinking it which does that
like is it the absolute fumes of this lad (a bottle) making all of my blood vessels constrict when it goes into my nose

having a turkey and stuffing sandwich for me tea x

>>202553033
yes, and everything they do stock is XXXL

>>202553033
Noticed in Primark that about half of the blokes section is now filled with candles and blankets. The H&M near me has also halves the bloke section.

ketanol
methone

methanol

>>202553081
don't mean the clothes mean the number of things

TK Maxx used to have this dress shirt section where you could find shirts from Charles Tyrwhitt for a third of the price if you were lucky

it was most of the reason I ever went there but now they're gone, at least in the couple I've checked recently, replaced by some accessory nonsense

>>202553201
I wish, I buy 3XL and I can never find stuff in my size lol, most stuff seems to stop at either XL or 2XL

can't believe they found 784 dildos in rorke's crib

i used to post on /g/ at the same time mousenonse used to and he was a disgusting freak then. he'd post actual cp quite regularly

>>202553259
you say this about everyone and everything

>>202553252
190

gotta mix up typing in lowercase or uppercase to throw people off my trail. Same with my spacing and sentence structure.
Sometimes I'll delliberately misspell a word or miss punctuation too so nobody knows Im phoneposting and using autocorrect.

you can never be too careful.

>>202553259
he's literally been to prison for CP

rorke refreshing the sp match thread hoping 'that' gets posted

>>202553252
he's literally going to prison for CP

maybe slightly having a mental breakdown from sniffing that so ill have a cigarette to calm me down and dilate muh vessels and then later put it into a see-through bottle that i can observe the layers in

>>202553279
name 5 people ive said that about

>>202553295
very unsurprising

>>202553284
wrong

what do jellied eels taste like? what's the texture like?

>>202553284
bacon sandwich is so basic it doesn't deserve to be considered

>>202553339
How many GCSE's do you have lad?

>>202553284
black pudding should be higher

want to see dua lipa impaled on a creaming bantu bayonet desu

>>202553364
Lad we're not actually eating jellied eels and going around on penny farthings wearing top hats.

Feel free to visit the UK sometime.

i wish i had a way of separating layers from liquid so that i could mix that top layer of whatever it is with the orange peels
this may also be interesting because, if the vitamin C reduecs something like uric acid (which it probably wont) with its antioxidants, then it could be extracted in this alcohol layer

used to think mousenonce was insane but still recognisable as a human, but in actuality you'd have more luck trying to relate to a sea urchin, he's completely fucking off the rails

>>202553456
interesting

forgot i bought extra booze earlier so stopped drinking lmao

stargazy pie for tea

actually i think that it is the mtn dew piss mixed in with the piss from having gin and milk combo

guys remember when homestuck was crazy popular? what was that about?
also im burping right now :3

most of the time i'm just naked in my flat or at most wearing boxers

have the blinds up during the day too

>>202553364
What does Kalua pig taste like?

might move to Nutley, New Jersey

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>>202553573

in bed pooing

>>202553588
Why though

whats this piss made up of

>>202553440
I know jellied eels aren't a popular food in England today, but more of a traditional or historic dish. Just curious if they're any good

doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uozzqH4N-go

there really should just be complete freedom of movement between australia and the uk, now that we're both infested with pakis it doesn't matter anymore who gets in here

dimethyl ammonia, dimetyl ketone
N-dimethanolamine

>>202553610
Piss, probably.

>>202553629
my granddad ate them but l cant remember how he described them

Jellied eels, toast sandwiches, haggis and pickled eggs for tea.
Yum yum. Might take a ride around buckingham gardens on my pennyfarthing afterwards to burn off the calories if I can find my cycling licence

>>202553603
cant afford West Caldwell, New Jersey

Have begun getting into the habit of calling anyone saying something slightly gay or emulating feminine conversational interactions on the internet a tranny

>>202553559
gay tumblr shite

also the fruit fly trap worked
with the cigarette ash and piss in it. maybe it would be a little better if i mixed in some water

i was also looking at them and realized that it is probably the nitrogen in it they like (as well as maybe sugars), so its both ammonia and uric acid they are eating
>202553652
piss in the piss? no way
downsyndrome post

>>202553630
what's with the recent trend of youtubers using the background music from bully?

need a smelly hairy french gf

>>202553588
Went to high school with a kid from there.

in the same way, i think that water with some coffee dissolved in it would be effective in removing fruit flies also. hopefully then, the poison (which is then attached to the source of N) is eaten and they dont even have to drown

>>202553730
This but without the smell and only a hairy pussy

>>202553760
what was he doing in Ethopia?

>>202553763
How many GCSE's do you have though?

Just learnt that Michael Portillo is Italian. dunno how to feel tbdesu

>>202553785
he's also a gayer

i think the clear liquid at the top is some sort of CNS reactant - my reason being that i feel very itchy under my skin

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>piss in the piss? no way
>downsyndrome post

>>202553760
you ever shag him up the arse?

new gf earns more than me

i think the liquid vapors goes up the nose into the brain, where it affects the eyes or its vessels (vasoconstriction), and affects the CNS - and this doesnt rule out ammonia/salts, so i will keep it in for now

>>202553777
He wasn't. Tall, handsome Iraqi kid named Omar. His mom was a middle school science teacher at our school.

i have been asking these questions to copilot, but:
without looking it up i think the nonpolar or fully saturated (charges) compounds go into the alcohol layer and the opposite in the water layer

be right back forum

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lithuanians dabbing on us

thats it, moving to australia with the gf, i want to live my myth in the tropical paradise of Darwin

when i mixed cigarette ash with piss, it didnt take any of the color out at all, and some ash sank to the bottom of the bottle

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>>202553730
you'd like that wouldn't you you awful coomer

>>202553580
pretty good, slightly sweet, pleasantly fatty

>>202553913
fuck off you scottish prick. kys

>>202553955
strange post

>>202553927
This girl is American

starin' at the world through my rear view

>>202553927
I just said I did so yes

i want to see if fruit flies would eat water saturated with sodium nitrite (they dont eat water saturated with table salt)

So he's just sat in his caravan, filling bottles up with piss and ciggy ash, expecting it to change colour or turn into a magic potion like a 5 year old, and nobody is intervening.
Is there not some sort of Glaswegian social services?

mousey is like the mental patient in bram stokers dracula

>>202554045
you peaked at high school chemistry and it shows with this post
of course one of things which should be observed in this experiment would be a color change if it is charcoal (activated)

>>202553980
I've spoken with this lad on discord before. He was gay and scottish and started making moves on me when I mentioned that my parents are lithuanian. and he got cucked by his flatmate.

>>202554078
How many GCSE's do you have mousey?

secondmost i would like to run a TLC test with this clear solvent and some pure ketone

just spoken to social services about mousenonce. they're going to send someone round for a welfare check.

>>202554117
We don't have GCSEs in Scotland. I'm not him, in case that was unclear.

4 weeks off the booze

and then i would see which things go into the ketone easily
if not easily then what could be forced into it after the other layer is saturated with no more room for it to go

>>202551953
why

>>202554142
Yeah? Just another Scottish lad in /brit/ doing piss experiments are you?

>>202554170
very impressive how do you feel?

and firstmost i would check the solubility of anhydrous ammonia in the ketone, the pH, and the pH of the clear solvent as that is what i hypothesize will be in there most likely

Might move to Colombia

might mover to Columbia

>>202554216
bored

Really don't like it when that lady with cereberal palsy who's on every game show starts speaking, you know the one. Am I evil for that? It's just that I don't like how slow she speaks.

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>>202554225
Mouselad what do you think of trans people?

17:05 absolutely devastated my soul is at hazard

lidl lasagna and veg for dinner

>>202554273
the gf didnt laugh when i said rosie looks like the mouth of sauron

>>202554300
had that in the week

keto amine

>>202554273
If she's on a show then I don't watch it.

https://www.zara.com/uk/en/kids-girl-underwear-l469.html

>>202554313
it lush
matter of fact all premade lasagnas are nice that ive tried

It looms

Fuck this I’m done

>>202554363
homemade is leagues better

acetoacetate and beta-hydroxybutyrate12.

>>202554364
The secret is you have a few cans at bedtime so you look forward to it

>>202554360
where are the models

>>202554364
WHAT A LIFE

Any other alcoholic drink enjoyers?

>>202554378
no shit peenarse we're talking about ready made lasagnes

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>watching panel shows

>>202554410
nothign wrong with that

>>202554378
making a homemade lasagna is beneath the value of my time

>>202554409
shouldnt be eating that runtslop to begin with

>>202551953
why is he so piccolissimo

all 3 catbergs in my room trying to lay on me

i'm mentally ill

Wearing one of those cock rings that goes behind the balls. Not wanking or anything. Just find it comfy.

>>202554467
brap

>>202554268
yep....

brap summer

niccy pouches making me feel sick and anxious today

>>202554476
brat gf for a brap bf

>>202554378
thing is I make the bolognese for a lasagne and then think fuck the rest of the steps I'm just gonna toss some tagliatelle in there and save a load of hassle

it is probably acetyl-coA (acetyl coenzyme A)
which may explain what happens when i piss on toilet paper and it makes nerve gas

>>202554512
yeah?

had a share bag of frazzles for lunch. feeling ill.

hate how on sundays you have a drink but know you can't get too pissed

>>202554512

because this breaks down carbohydrates

maybe also why it sucks the air in. but, if bones contain phosphor, then i wonder if it would of been useful to have it in another form of that by processing bones and making it do something else to convert into potential energy - and if the lack of a phos here is stopping that to then make it immediate energy (one without phosphor) - maybe as an amine, unlike in the body

How do you make the cow? Do you grow your own wheat and chicken for eggs?

low iq gf just used the toothbrush I leave under the sink to clean the toilet ffs

oo got a really bad 5-minute headache just then for 5 minutes

>>202554580
well, you can.
i got absolutely mortal on thursday and suffered on friday

might get on the cuck porn

>>202552341
love CK3, me
had to give it a rest for a minute though, get far too addicted to it - plus it gets very repetitive after the first hour or so. new dlc for me to pirate can't come soon enough.

>>202554645
all porn is cuck porn

amine

>>202554644
Big monday tomorrow desu
Global team call for three hours
Hate them so much
Can't be hungover as it will be hell on earth

i keep getting tosilitus. never had it before this year but it keeps coming back in the last few months. what gives?

did you know that after a heart attack your kidneys start to produce more sugar? they do so by converting the stored version into a different one - with different suffixes...
this process is called glucogenesis

>>202554663
Can self-insert as whomever I wish because I'm not autistic myself

lads with their fat gfs calling others incel lmao omds

making chips cheese n curry sauce

am definitely going to go kill myself later on next week when i run out of this last energy drink with sugar in it. i cant deal with those headaches

>>202554663
what about solo porn

>>202554726
maybe drink water

>>202554726
dont care

>>202554749
sure maybe
but that isnt going to stop the headache
ill probabyl end up laying in bed sleeping and wanking all day

>>202554772
what do you wank to?

nose refuses to stop running

its so fucking dark all day every day
>>202554794
BP status?

Mad how switching to nicotine pouches has got me drinking more water and brushing my teeth more. Unexpected benefit into sorting my life out.

/sp/ deleted webm archive

>>202554791
the red bvll fucking his gf

>>202554791
you probably don't want to know

>>202554794
been on the gear?

>>202554772
>but that isnt going to stop the headache
ibuprofen m8, ibuprofen

NEW
>>202554834

>>202554813
good lad

might larp as a homeless man on youtube for donations

>>202551953
??? It's like the harder you try the worse it gets

>>202554852
just waiting for that to get deleted...

erm I don't think I will be migrating to that edition

>>202554876
Janny doesn't work on the sabbath

that won't last long

>>202554772
Actually it probably will stop the headaches

>>202555031
>>202555031
>>202555031
When ready

>>202554970
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

told you he'd send it

>>202555031