Songs from the Big Chair edition
https://vocaroo.com/1nvb0PkSwYEc
>>202555031oi nah
scream
The skribbl is up:https://skribbl.io/?G8CjK7nXhttps://skribbl.io/?G8CjK7nXhttps://skribbl.io/?G8CjK7nXcome play
Morning janman
of course they sniff chemicals in the chemist YouTube videos and to fill in the box/table on Wikipedia articles if they arent sniffing chemicals they are using a fume hood
get in then, lads, stop fucking me abouthttps://skribbl.io/?G8CjK7nX
Might write a very nasty anonymous letter to my neighbour for no reason
cathy hogs the nintendo controler and everytime I want a turn she forces my head down on her clit so gaming isn't much fun nemore
he's so fit omg
need to eat something for dinner soon fucks sakenot even hungry but don't want to waste away like a little worthless runtlet
Hi, please don't mind me, I'm just posting to say that I'm SO glad I'm not british.
i love Whygena
Is Britain really that bad?
>>202555031i miss her
fucking despise this warm weatherit's almost october for fuck sake
>>202555371CWLTSHC
>>202555402she wasnt worth your time anyways bb
killed the thread with my gay bait edition oops
>>202555407September's aren't usually cold
corrr can't wait for pissing bleak freezing weather where outside looks like a nuclear bombsite corrrr CORRRRRR
>>202555401
>>202555407aren't u edgy
>>202555402stop busting her balls
dong better
>>202555402Fucked it as soon as you wrote 'dong'
Trannyor Swift
amine nuts
>>202555419>>202555490>>202555498I don't think i will ever get a girlfriend again this one wasa fluke and i destroyed it
Someone I went to school with but haven't seen in ten years messaged me today lads. Must admit I was surprised as I'd thought everyone from school had forgotten I existed.
>>202555475
>>202555532boo hoo nigga
>>202555465so u can sit in ure room.and not feel bad about sitting inside all day while normal people go cold
nigga im nuts
have a fancy for chicken. the only question is chicken shop fried chicken, kfc, or a chicken kebab?
/brit/s pussy game looking rather weak this morning
Wafflenonce still not posted since I BTFO him earlier LOL
ok i will finish this thing i was doing with my bedside lamp on now and sniff it just one more time as to not let it all evaporate - just one more time
feeling 3 emotions
any company that calls 2nd shite shite "pre-loved" shan't be getting a PENNY from thyself
>>202555567Chicken shop
>>202555488what am I trying to show off exactly>>202555462don't tell me what to think
reminded that the NWO enforcers (whether that be police, parking wardens, ulez....) have no authority under the magna Carta and common law
>>202555651El gato banana
>>202555629Nobody wants the 64p in coppers you have left from your Universal Credit payment Rorke lmfao
you niggas do know you can talk to one another, right?
>>202555652you would think theyd get child-sized shovels so they can work faster
>>202555462They're usually not as warm as last few days
fuck it, off to tescos for some cans>>202555626bender
>>202555626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV9sNmujCPkx
>>202555567
sir fire starter
>>202555693sunday cans before toil are never a good idea lad
STOP WASTING MONEY ON SHIT GOVERNMENT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
>>202555659
cold but catberg sat on me so cant close window
>>202555700That dialogue and worse than Peaky Blinders, not sure how that is possible.
Sir Sea Parter Sir let my people go
in the year 2200 when white british are gone from Britain do you think there will be terraced house motels
>>202555760ex gf broke up with me this week don't a give a flying fuck to be perfectly honestthey'll live
>>202555829this is just a regular building and not fabric at all
Sir Porn Watcher
what's that people were doing where they could hear the satanic voices in songs (i think red hot Chilli peppers)
Might have an alcoholic beverage. Haven't had one in about 8 years.
Sir Wavy Garmer
how to get over a breakup: >start drinking alone at home and say "i dont give a fuck" it will surely lead to nothing bad
>>202555875playing the record backwards
>See a story about Birmingham on the news>Birmingham, Alabama>See a story about Cornwall >Cornwall, OntarioWhy are we like this?
>>202555835what did you do wrong?
lord of the rings fellowship of the ring extended edition is on in an hour at the local Vue. cant really be arsed but at the same time id love to see it on the big screen again after all these years.
the piss got me laying down like luminal piece of tape CAPTCHA isnt working properly by the way
>>202555918Just wait until you hear about New York
pretty sure the estrogen in beer made me gay
Sir Piss Freezer
>>202555911what's your secret technique then shagger?
>>202555875
females be like>We've been together for years and get on really well but I found better cock the other day, bye!!
>>202555931l just cant sit in a cinema for 3 hours
solvent layer separated out of the PISS got me turbing into mobius sellotape
Sir Sneed Feeder
>>202555556I miss her but i realize that autistic men aren't appealing to women
>>202555979do you ever read the posts you submit to this thread?
eah and theyre hilarious most of the time
>>202555977its difficult without smoking. i like to smoke while i watch a long film.
>>202555931doxxed cunt
I despise your kind
>>202556048woke mob banned smoking in cinemas
>>202555979this post was funny
>>202555554
>>202555917was that all it was
>>202556082this is exactly what Richard Stallman looks like most of the time freetards BTFO
>>202556085sick of it mate sick to bastard death of the woke cunts
starving to death but dont want to move catberg off my lap
I eat bananas with a fruit knife and fork.
>>202556135Haha you big gammon cunt
>>202555939Like this with every city, neigborhood and street in my province. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_locations_in_Canada_with_an_English_name#Ontario
do you have a girlfriend?if so, where/how did you meet her?
>>202556198non/a
Last seen 17:56 hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah I’m a nobhead falling in love wi some bird that clearly doesn’t give a fuck she’s absolutely mind broken me within a week
>>202556198YesAt uni, we did the same sport
you ever have that thing at a barbeque where you wrap a banana up in foil with chocolate then put in the barbeque and it melts the chocolate + heats up the banana then you eat it like that?well nice
>>202555968women are incapable of feeling love
this is how I eat bananasbut that's not why they keep me in a cage
...nigga im nuts
want to ask out the cute redhead who works at eb games and wears a long skirt
>>202556237we should kill them, with hammers
>>202555968This doesn't happen
>>202556198yesat your mum's place
>>202556247we should kill them, with hammers
not gay but if i was a lassie i'd be mad in love with adam idah
>>202556247wtf is the context of thislooks like animal abuse and you're a freak for posting it
Looked on my WhatsApp other day, first girl I ever loved engaged and has a kid. That was devastation part one. Now I’ve been mindbroken by a girl really similar to her. Life is so heavy
Love winding up Scottish people. Just say anything you want about them, it can be completely made up and every single time they bite and start kicking off and complaining about the English.It's like when you go to the zoo and tease the monkeys from behind the glass.
Ange Postecoglou sex arse
if rich immigrants can move freely around the work for office jobs and board member positions and what not then there's no reason to stop poor migrants from moving for economic reasons
N
mad how butthurt christians are about nero to the point that he's often conflated with satan himself and considered one of the worst emperors even though he wasn't that badi suppose being burned alive is a bit of an arse but still
>>202556334Alri woman
i reckon brits just full of ugly short brown freaks
>>202556314if i were the only language you know is english and you cant even type in it right
>>202556418it's idiomatic>>202556366screaming
>>202556391No one is butthurt except you thoughbeit
>>202556414I'm actually tall and handsome
>>202556247very wasteful technique
>>202556387
wish i could chunder enough to completely rid myself of this hangover
12
>>202556414speak for yourself
hawk tuah spit on that thang!!
born too late to attend a Puff Daddy party
New posters going up across Ireland. Irish Rorke feeling humiliated by being mocked on /brit/ I reckon
>>202556414>ugly short brown freaks
>>202556475Try sucking a big cock
>>202556135
>>202555031My dad broke my mouse because when my daed told me college will get better i said "oh please tell me about the bunnies george"
mental how my piss is gold
By 2030 the average woman will have her first child at 40
>>202556475you don't need less fluids you need more
>>202556506
>>202555931Hamilton?
>>202556506drink more water lad
>>202556481
FOY
second quadruple bloody mary down the hatch
haven't been to the cinema in 7 years
no piss
>>202556570Okay
>>202556570haven't been in 15 myself
>>202556581>>202556536jealous
>>202556570ok
haven't been feeling myself for 32 years
>>202556570k
>>202556585Bit of banter that.
>>202556543jealous
>>202556588>>202556570why
>>202556570Sometimes I think I want to go to the cinema by myself so I have a look at what's on and it's all absolute shit.
>>202556539no. too tired and hungry to go today anyway. might go into Manchester on Friday for the day and see it at the printworks that evening instead.
>accidentally eaten mouldy bread I've made myself sick already and the mould was very slight and almost unnoticeable. Am I going to die? I have toil tomorrow.
>>202556644not a film person
might start wearing eyeliner
sir piss sniffer
>>202556616felt myself just 10 minutes ago. i was long and hard and then sticky
>>202556683Ai
>>202556352If you haven't seen Sideways then watch Sideways (but don't watch the video below).If you HAVE seen Sideways, then watch the video below:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rO_Dkz_TQI
Might go for a wee
>>202556644got no mates and too anxious to go on my own and there's no good films
Hope he does die
>>202556685alri michael owen
>>202556683you so beautiful please accept for marriage baby xx
Wish are Emma would poo on my face.
>>202556682how similar is Mark to your uncle?
>>202556683hello sexy u want uggs and ipad
>>202556683AI*
spaghetti cooking, will heat up the sauce I cooked yesterday with it shortlyalso prepared some olive oil toasted bread to consume alongside
the problem i have with dating is that social media and the use of 'memes' is quite a turn off for me. but every women nowadays uses social media. like every time i date a women and she starts talking about her insta story or shows me her group chat where they send funny memes to each other, i kind of die inside. at least on /brit/ we engage in actual conversation.
>>202556705bruh got smashed to bits
>>202556744I've seen more than him but still less than the average person (probably average 1 a year)
>>202556682poo
>>202556750ai gf
got a job interview tomorrow but not sure if i want itso just going to show up and half arse it lol
>>202556720cinema is the one thing to do alone. its dark so no one sees you and you're not meant to talk to people. just arrive half an hour in. as thats the usual length of ads and trailers. then walk out immediately at the credits
>>202556761Not at all. Mark is kind, handsome and charming.
i wish there was no muslims in britain, theyre such fucking scum
>>202556683looks like a prossie i hired once
Sir Mark Spammer
>>202556772the problem i have is that no one asked
>>202556805roaring
on the new irish census, that will be coming in 3 years, you say if you have changed your gender, and you say your sexual orientation.
WHERE ARE YEWWWWWAND OIM SO SOOORY
>>202556793what if there's a group of teenagers and they throw popcorn at me?
>>202556783michael own has good reason for that. he devoted his whole life to making it as a top footballer. whats your excuse. you must have some really good hobby
>>202556818potatoby!
>>202556836racist
>>202556704In 5 years you won’t be able to tell.Would you rather have a harem of qt ai birds who never age, never wrinkle or sag or get flabby, never nag, never leave you and take half your stuff, or a fake girl who you know is fake, but looks and sounds and eventually smells and feels real?
>>202556803screm
*sorties into brip airspace*
>>202556818Its over, everywhere will look like New Dehli before 2100
>>202556832He hasnt played football in over a decade and still says he doesnt like films
>>202556831what age are you? i used to get harassment from young people back when they still thought it was one of them. but in my late twenties they now just ignore me like they do any random pensioner
>>202556832footballers train like 6 hours a day then go home they have time to watch films
>>202556705what about my post makes you think this will appeal to me out of interest
>>202556720interstellar, lord of the rings, and scarface are all on this week
>>202556860id rather have a real gf that is a real person and i can have sex with and start a family
Never been to a cinema in my life and no intention of going either.
>>202556880well he's not going to have a personality transplant just because he retired>>202556887as a kid he was probably out to all hours on the streets of liverpool kicking balls and kissing girls. thats when any interest in films would be formed.
>>202556890The film Sideways features a character played by Paul Giamatti who still thinks about his ex-girlfriend. Then he goes on a roadtrip with his friend in Napa Valley California for a boys trip enjoying different wines.Excellent movie, pertinent to your situation. Watch the film.
mental illness abounds
>>202556916is it because you have no friends?
Australia!
>>202556907And will you live up to her standards?
>>202556953it's because he lives in scarborough working in aldi northway and they don't have a proper cinema
britain
I was gonna ask her to watch the 10 year anniversary of interstellar with me but she’s not replied in 18 hours heavy heavy it’s stop being shown tomorrow too
>>202556982proof?
>>202556942you think only kids watch films?
>>202556916One of the saddest things ever posted I hope this is a joke
>>202556971stupid game but having someone else you can trust to combine (as a legitimate couple) your savings and investments, taxes with, is a good tool for makaing yourself rich even if the other person whos involved is less wealthy or puts less in than you are or do - but this is a stupid game
today I am gay
Remember EpicMealTime
edgy CK3 run as a Jew in Cornwall
>>202557043Remember HowToBasic
cutting my fingernails
>>202557043he's jewish nowall those bacon strips were fake
>>202557017/britfeel/ used to ring the greggs he worked at in scarborough and he regularly posted pictures around scarborough with his tilde trip
>>202557019i said thats when personalities and interests are formed. . he grows up with nowt but football living breathing watching thinking about it.then when that ends he has all the money in the world to do anything. all the time and the job of watching football all day plus family etc to care abouthe's not going to suddenly be like better start watching movies out of nowhere
this article doesnt name the three heart valves so i guess i still dont know what they are called (except for BASED ductus venousa)
>>202557087he moved to shrewsbury cos his dolescum mum got a council house there
imagine my shock
>>202557102why are you defending him so much
>>202557054why play with cheats? surely ruins the fun
honestly thinking of marrying my pakistani gf but i know it'd kill my dad, and prob even my mum, a littleshould i care what they think?
venosus ...uhoh sussy
>>202557102you're an idiot and most footballers arent like Owen and most of them are capable of watching films without melting down because its not a football
>>202557114Do you like biology? I thought you only like chemistry.
>>202557124proof?
fuck arsenal fucking rancid cunts
>>202556950I’ll watch it, and it will be taking me away from infinite jest, so if it’s shit I will lambast you every day on this board until you apologise
>>202557152yeah if you love her. they will be dead soon and your mother will probably get over it eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SegvE4skHw
>>202557190hi 190
got the wine opened
>>202557145because its a meme save and l'm not really taking it seriously. l dont know if its possible to accomplish much as a jew in England since you cant really ally with anyone l just wanted to see what was possible.
the chili con carne is simmering away
So is Scarborough also and shithole over there?
Not sure why but I'm watching a video on iDubbbz wife but she's an utter rotter
i want to learn medicine c:
barclays are trying out a humiliation ritual where they make you travel 40 minutes to a bank machine to access you own money
Alhamdulillah.
>>202557176>melting downnot sure what you mean. owen was never angry about it>>202557141i started off by asking that guy if he had any hobby or interests that he is good at like owen is good at football .
hydrocarbonates
Micheal Owen seems retarded l know a lot of footballers are but he seems like part of his brain is missing
>>202557306my hobby is defending footballers ive never met over their media consumption (or lack thereof)
if I may?
it looms
>>202557392do you have any idea of how much a horse does cum
>>202557364
really want a joint
>whole plan is swapping hostages with the King of England and turning his daughter jewish>she dies of consumptionthink l'll play something else
dysentery.. .maybe
based city
I don't really like films much either TBF.
>arselel
New cars freak my nut out
>>202557364https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD3OhC4hoF4
TB is a big problem in Africa currently
>>202557500yer a boring bastard
>>202557543No, I'm really not. I have a myriad of hobbies and interests.
>>202557480mental how you fucktards actually thought this was me. lost a lot of faith in you lot because of that
>>202557559if you're so interesting why do you only post banal shit like "just walked up the stairs" or "just had a sandwich lads" get a life
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
>>202557559You don't have a single friend
just walked up the stairs #HateFilms
if you're so interesting why do you only post banal shit like "just walked up the stairs" or "just had a sandwich lads"get a life
Wayne Rooney has revealed his top three favourite movies.The Manchester United striker updated his Twitter account yesterday to inform his 790,000 followers that he was watching Tom Hanks's prison drama The Green Mile, calling it one of "the best films ever".Rooney wrote: "My top 3 films. #savingpraviteryan. #manonfire #sisteract2. Love all 3. Denzel best actor of all time for me. Who u all think. (sic)"The 25-year-old added of his fondness for Oscar-winner Denzel Washington's work: "I have watched every denzel film he has made. By far the best. John q. Training day. Bone collector. Great debaters. Just a few of his hits."Rooney also admitted last month to watching The Lion King for the "100th time" with son Kai.
frosty jacks is so much nicer than the expensive ciders
>>202557581I don't?>>202557614I have mousey and Spaino.
Gay gooners will be inconsolable. I bet they won’t even be able to have a man fuck them in the hole where they shit from.
im not your friend. i havent replied to a single one of your posts at me in two days and you wont stop trying to do that or mentioning me. this isnt social media
>>202557681Just a few of his hits
>>202557559you've got a myriad of Y chromosomes and a hairy willy
>>202557724dunelm
>>202557517he's like Karl Pilkington but none of the charm
>>202557698One doesn't like you and the other doesn't even post here anymore so you don't even have friends online let alone in real life
Fucking hate my fucking faggot gooner team so much
>>202557724bodied that male freak
>>202557750fuck off "leaf"
I'm watching an irish 'documentary' right now, and it said 'you could say that ireland got its culture from all the invaders that came here'
>>202557698https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/sandwich/username/employed%20woman
>>202557724We are friends mousey. We look out for each other.
>>202557787kek who made the doc?
>>202557724@gaygooner1488 what do u mean mate? #madcunt
>>202557687It tastes like turpentine
>>202557787You could say that though couldn't you?
Tinder has been a very humbling experience that was long overdue, time to get on the grindsetHow are you love lives going lads?
>>202556985them watermelons look massive. is that Roman road in Blackburn?
some sad freak is sitting in his bedroom playing all these fake characters laughing to himself as cope for the sad life he has trying to destroy a 4chan general
>>202557857shut up
im me and not a character btw (im simply mousey)
Going to the seaside tomorrow and going to get fish and chips then an ice cream
I'm real
>>202557928Didn’t ask.
>>202557948>>202557948>>202557948
>>202557928yeah? hope you enjoy it
>>202557891Why
>>202557942Well I'm telling you
>>202557857shit mate. i got on tinder a few weeks ago. missed about 7 potential likes so they must all be dogs. got one match. exchanged some messages but stopped bothering a week ago, i just lost steam with it. im a fool because she is pretty and the right age for me.
>>202557817it's called 'ireland's coast' and it's on rté 1
>>202557856it's okay for them to be horrible against irish people, but they wouldn't say that about native americans or anything. or aboriginal australians.
