barry
Pooo
First for wet poo wipes
Any horny single ladies in?
>power washes your undercarriage
Hypnotizing people looks pretty easy. Bring their hand to their face when they go to shake yours and grab them by the back of the neck.
Talkative bunch aren't you, don't talk all at once. Jeez Louise
fucking hate the song roxannejust stays in my head all day if i hear itfucking joke
so are most of the niggers in britain and canada really from jamaica? i thought you lot got your niggers directly from the source
>>202572624the ones who are hear now yeah but we are getting loads of actual Africans now
Gabby Logan
>>202572646australia has recently been cultivating a crop of black-as-night sudanese in the past few years and they pretty much immediately became a blight as soon as they came here
Sudanese NUTZ
Who's that big completely bald guy that's on all British TV shows
>>202572693Claire Balding
>>202572664Most of the ones that come here excluding Toronto are the meek chill west Africans that walk around slowly everywhere and don't cause trouble It's the arabs and their organized crime / wannabe mafia complex you gotta worry about
>>202572664whyall the off the boat africans ive met are decentit's the mixed race mutts who call themselves "black" (aka every african american) that are awful
>>202572733most of the biker gangs here are made up mostly of lebs/arabs, it's really weird, when you think of biker gangs you think of a bunch of racist middle aged white guys who like to drink and deal in illegal firearms and such, not 22 year old lebanese drug dealers
>>202572755a lot of actual africans become retarded when they move to first world countries and start imitating american blacks
>>202572824yea that's also true the more americanized they get the worse they become
Without mentioning Russian right wing talking points, what is actually wrong with immigration?
>>202572798We have those white methhead biker gangs still they're a huge nuisance and have the gayest names imaginable like "The Outlaws"
>>202572755Doesn't America mostly take in educated Africans?
Not sure what's worse poc in general or hearing you lot constantly 5alk about them
>>202572872uncleberg was in "the rebels" in the 70s and 80s or whenever, i think they were the biggest rival of the hells angels
>>202572904Need all these tryhard criminal mongs rounded up and gassed
>>202572885everyone here hates you gingernonce
The real criminals? The government
>>202572885Why do you pretend you're an intelligent thoughtful poster when you're literally a subhuman ghoul that spams pictures and now stories of dead children all day every day?
you can't spell apocalypse without POC
>>202572945give it a rest rorke
>>202572923>>202572940Lol at the Canadian literally spams anime. Any discussion is shit down as the posts here reveal. Not even arguing against the point I made just deflection as usual
Hope gingerpedo has a moment of clarity soon and takes his own life
leftypol really picks some very poor acronyms for their shitty agendasPOC? pickers of cottonDEI? didn't earn it
ever have a little mini panic attack when you realise that you could literally die at any second with no warning if a gamma ray burst or some other cosmic fuckery hit earth
poc? More like poo
Educational video : how to clean your roomhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=502APzkgZnw
rorke in 2024: i hate niggersrorke in 1824: i have niggers
>>202572978You didn't make a point you just complained that you personally find it boring you fucking retard Please fuck off forever you're arguably the worst poster this thread has ever seen
hope I have a moment of clarity soon and take my own life
>>202572981No, just have a little gay wank
>>202573010pathetic bum
>>202572981No everyone else would die too so it wouldn't matter
>>202573022I hardly ever even post. I usually just sit here in disbelief at the stupid shit you say and post. Honestly can't relate to you at all. You really show your low iq the more you go on like this
Lets just say, I'm going on a business trip to Cambodia
pizza for tea
reckon i could lose both my legs and live with it but losing either one of my hands or my willy is a suicide scenario
love crushed icealways makes for good snacking at the end of a drink
>>202573056KYS
>>202573070paedo
>>202573084it's usually melted by the time i'm done with iti'll file this under "fat american can't control his rapacious appetite"
>>202573084We put ghae gobe in those here. It tastes great.
>>202573113You put what?
>>202573101Stop bitiching about blacks. Your ancestors weren't slave holders this isn't the 17th century read a book stupid fuck
watching loud Chinese eating noises ASMR
>>202573111not everyone takes hours to drink a single glass of lemonadesounds like you got a drinking problem
>>202573139the kind of crushed ice you posted takes like 5-10 minutes to melt m8granted you may live in a cooler climate than me
If you feel that strongly about it stop talking about what you're going to do and do it
>>202573135You are illiterate and sub-80 IQ plus nobody likes you and I bet people who know you in real life would be relieved if you died
>>202573161Lol ok reddit
don't know why my brain won't allow me to experience any positive emotion whatsoever, or what i did to deserve this, but it needs to stop or i'm either going to kill myself or (more likely) become a junkie
>>202573189Kill yourself
Older. Fatter. Balder.
just found out about the industrial revolution and its consequences sickening stuff
this is my 10,000th brit post
>>202573199wait a minute i just remembered i was quite cruel to animals as a kid, maybe i do deserve this after all
>>202573235no its isnt be quiet
>anime
downloaded myself a copy of [FamilyTherapy] Harlow West & Dakota Burns - Experience 1080p.mp4
Forgive me lord for I have messaged her again
>>202573235How do you know
>>202572457I wonder why god is so cruel and on how people can worship him
currently the only australian here as far as i can tell, that really friendly lad was in earlier but given his pleasant demeanor i can assume he's not a waster like me so he's gone to toil
>>202573281Hasn't this been explained countless times now?
You guys been hiding Spanish bitches from us man... I didnt know about them bitches, shiiihihit ah hehehehehe ah hehehehehe ah hehehehehe
love japanese vtuber girls
you don't have to put on the red lightput on the red lightput on the red lightput on the red light
Remember Waltuh, no half measures
can barely keep my eyes open
>>202573299I mean why would i god need constant praise and why should i worship him if he meed autistic and friendless. I am scared of talking to people and only do it when i have to
rorke writing leftypol's phone number on a men's room wall at the pub
Listening to The Last Dinner PartyVery Queen-esque
fly me to the moon,and let me do a, bloody poo
yes yes, good morning
Could have sworn this is /brit/ and not /AmericanAustralianAndCanadianSpakkaIncelgroup/
>>202573406Morning
Yeah
>>202573416Another dogshit post that contributed nothing but all good cos brit flag
poo poo poo in the looooooobloody bhenchod bastardspoo poo poo in the looooooogood morning saars
what's the least scammy place to buy gear online these days? archetyp?
post cute 18+ boys :3
leftypol sticking it to the manhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1726894771514658.webm
>>202573509Don't kys please
most of the top onlyfans thots are actually kind of average to minging when you take away the sexualised context in which they usually present themselves
>>202573509camping gear, skiing gear, hiking gear?be more specific
Sam Hyde is gay for trannies
im a gay porn star
Trans Hyde
reckon i must be in the top 10 most depressed people on earth
love me star trek but I do not understand the appeal of Red Dwarfpeople seem to worship itfor what purpose?
>>202573745Who are the other 9?
>>202573756dunno it just became a cult classic in britain because the original run of doctor who was cancelled around the same time it started and nerds had nothing better to do i guess
>>202573769Im one of them
>>202573792>>202573769And the remaining 8?
>>202573799Spainnonce on different flags
>>202573556cant tell if minging is good or bad
xxxtentacion... what ever happened to that fella?
>>202573548dude absolutely fumbled it lmao
Toil looms
Red Dwarf. Funny.
*passes you the controller* Have a seat, we're playing Pebble Beach Golf Links (import version) for the Sega Saturn.
>>202573868Iirc he gor robbed and shot
>>202573440love that banger too mate
>>202573848howabout you google it instead of making yourself look like a wilfully ignorant yank moronor better yet, have the mental capacity to glean the meaning from context
>>202573509what kind of gear?
im pathetic
>>202573888
want to redo my showerhave 0 use for a tub, need to replace it with a walk in showermaybe put a bench in there so i can have a nice sit
why are black people so retarded that they build successful rap careers with shitloads of legitimate income and still proceed to commit crimes and end up in prison or murdered as a consequence?
Do Australians typically do thishttps://youtu.be/U6bcNlp1YHc
really wish they'd stop remastering/remaking gamesmore than a few times i'll be not even finished with a playthrough of the original and then suddenly a remastered version comes out and i feel compelled to buy it again (not to mention restart my playthrough)
>>202573903nah the context could have been either way
>>202573947There was black footballer who was likely making 6 figures a week on his salary alone who got arrested for shipping huge quantities of drugs and stabbing his cousin
what's more illegal, stealing a bicycle or driving drunk?
>>202573769me
>>202574014Driving drunk
>>202573947Even if they have a lot of money, they need violent crime as a feather in their cap to gain respect and recognition in their community. If they come off as soft, they’re basically begging to either get constantly robbed, or murdered by someone who wants the clout of being the guy who murdered some celebrity. If they present as hard, others will keep their distance. It’s the same sort of honour/fear based ethos you’d see in any number of frontier or lawless societies, such as among the Border Reivers or Scottish Highlanders of old.
>>202573947it is impossible for them to think ahead or understand consequences
>>202574014depends how drunk
sometimes i wonderif there is a fact of the matterego is illusoryabout my conscious experiential existencebecause sometimes i dont think there is
>>202574024seems to me like it would be a simple adjustment from bragging about how thug they are to bragging about how much money they have and how big their willy is and so forth
mad to think the prettiest women all have to take shits like the rest of us
>>202573970It’s really nice when they release a remastered version, then release an “update” to break the old version, and force you to buy the new one (or at least stop being able to use the old one you purchased). Happened to me on Steam with GTA San Andreas; thanks, Rockstar. I read there’s a way to unbreak it using mods or something, but I cba
after watching police body cam footage, i've learned that the negro cannot comprehend past events and future consequencestheir minds only comprehend what is happening to them at that exact moment
could absolutely pummel andrew tate, me
During the Nuremberg trials the defendants were administered IQ tests.
>>202574113not me, he's got about 20kg on me and has a lot more fighting experience, i would get wrecked
>>202574117Unironically the most interesting thing every posted on /brit/
>>202574117very disappointing that they didn't get hitler, would've been fucking mental
Does anyone know what the best 3d printer is use to manufacture firearms? (asking for a friend)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej5pmBAoxKo
*used
can you believe that for one second?
wonder if there will ever come a time when it's considered acceptable to be really fascinated and admiring of hitler like how some people are with historical figures who are objectively monsters like genghis khan
There's a fraction too much frictionThere's a fraction too much friction, yeah
>>202574196Probably yeah
druk
>>202574164
>>202573947>he thinks it's legitimate income
>>202574196you already see it with some of those fringe weirdos and their podcasts, was in the news just a week ago
>>202574117er but leftypol told me to trust the genius experts...
>>202574228yeah but emphasis on the fringe weirdo part, your typical normie isn't going to have a hitler statue in their house, you'd have to be pretty deranged, even people who like hitler are usually secretive about it
>>202574217maybe...
recently found out pol pot died in 1998, feel kind of uncomfortable knowing that i was alive at the same time as a man as evil as that
>>202574245don't think people have statues of genghis caan in their home either as a general rule
>pol potwho?jesus f
>>202574262Do you think he would have liked /pol/
>>202574263my mum used to, it was just a little wooden statue of him on his horse, i'm not talking like proper lifesize stone statues
kek its funnyfinkin bout how historical figures woulda dressed and talked and ahidd if they grew up as kids today hehbeggars thr mind innit
Got smegma on my bellend
ike imagine hitler goin "fr fr no cap" heh
>>202574283the zoomer generation has probably produced a future hitler
>>202574295*licks my lips*yeah?
>>202574117cant believe schacht is only 143he was an economic genius
>>202573922equestrian gear (horse)
>>202574262good lad, glad your moral compass isn't askewhe was a horrible, horrible man
/pol/ pot
https://www.google.co.nz/books/edition/Exit_Plan_The_Writings_of_Mass_Shooters/ZhsJEAAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&pg=PT3&printsec=frontcovergreat book to read >>202574217
Alright guys?Went to bed at around 20:00 pm last night and actually woke up this morning not too tired for work for a change. Might start sleeping earlier when I have early shifts in general.
might move to new zealand one day after i've made my bag as a fifo miner here in australiathe white man was not meant to live in this heat (plus my dad was a kiwi, i'm afraid of snakes and there are no snakes in new zealand, and a myriad of other reasons)
>>202574349love love love when it hits 35-40 degrees (with no humidity) and I settle down with the lads in the beer gardenfirst schoon lasts about 30 seconds
Moriarty's character has always been relatable for me, because I feel the same, more or less. For a long time I was really bored and depressed and for two years almost nothing could change that. I also came to believe that life is pointless, adopting a nihilistic look on everything and now when I think about it, Moriarty is the same. To him life is pointless(when confronted with the fact that people died because of his actions his reply was "That's what people do." angry because Sherlock did not understand that) and he is bored(evident by the whole rooftop scene). He doesn't find satisfaction in almost anything because he is somewhat above the rest or at least feels this way. To him it is all for fun or like a joke(similar to the Joker from Batman but this is not surprising since Moriarty is one of the inspirations for the character if I recall correct).
Wonder if my life would have been better if it weren't for the fact I have a horrible bastard of a father
God of War 190GB on PC take the piss
southern hemisphere freaks entering their springsick fucks and their summer christmas
omg the daily mail
>>202574381>if it weren't for the fact were it not for the fact*
>>202574374>Moriarty's>Sherlock it's professor moriarty and sherlock holmesyou've exposed yourself as liking the reddit bbc show
>>202574381sorry to hear
love pointlessly correcting grammar on emotional posts
>>202574398come on mate do you really think that was a sincere post and not some drivel I copy-pasted from youtube
>>202574370>35-40 degreesyou're having a fucking laugh aren't you?i'm lucky to live on the north side of brisbane where it rarely gets above 30 degrees, for some reason the south side gets way hotter than up here
>>202574388christmas in summer is elite, you're missing output a shrimp on the barbie aha
>>202574411you're lucky to live on the north side of brisbane where my fist can't immediately shatter your jaw
>>202574411nah absolutely not, 35 degrees is awesome pub weather, granted when that's paired with little humidity as I made sure to mentionSummers are usually pretty dry in Sydney, went to Brissy once when it was 35 degrees and it was fucked. Too humid
Whats winter like in Australia?
>>202574414err excuse me but Australian's don't say shrimp...
>>202574422*sneaks into your town and spray paints my postcode on your public toilets*
>>202574432yanks don't know that>>202574430coldthe temperature is deceiving, 10 degrees here is incredibly bitter - hard to explain but it feels different from 10 degrees in ingurlend
Got a slight headache and a mild sore throat today. Ibuprofen should sort it out though.
slight headache? BORING
>>202574427got the opposite feeling tbf, i once went down to sydney in spring and was shocked at how hot it was, don't know if it was actually hotter or i just wasn't used to the dry heat but i felt like i'd stepped into a blast furnace
>>202574388This. Summer Christmas is not on and I can’t go for spring Halloween either.
>>202574467fair enough, acclimatisation and thatbeen pretty warm so far this spring - hitting 30 degrees here in September
Give him that hawk tuah, spit on that thang
>>202574349I wish you luck
>>202574460you're slight, a headache, AND boring...
>>202574473halloween is for yanks
gotta shave my incel beard before it gets too long and becomes painful to shave with a disposable razor
>>202574492Bothered by a certain spooky autumn celebration are we?
Gargling with salt water is helpful for a sore throat too.
>>202574507I have you gargling in my cock
done me
>>202574502how was easter this year mate?
>>202574502it's not really a thing here except for people dressing up for parties and getting on the piss, halloween itself is seen by a lot of people as extremely cringe
>only 6 staff on this morning Yep, it's going to be a shit one
wonder what it's like to smash a pornstar you grew up wanking to
>>202574530can you post your boring blog shit on /r9k/ or something, fuck off
not really a fan of all the suicide-language the internet has latched on to, “kys”, “on suicide watch”, “rope yourself”, and so forth not healthy and it’s getting boring
halloween is a great time to scope out girls in slutty costumes
I feel like I can't improve my english anymore.
>>202574544sweden on suicide watch
>>202574532It will probably feel like a sore std
still can't believe easter isn't a public holiday in america despite how many christians there are theremeanwhile here we cop a four day weekend
>>202574548*I feel as though I am no longer capable of improving upon my English proficiency
>>202574532saw a video where it was this young lad doing just that (at least according to the little interview they did beforehand)the woman looked pretty uncomfortable with him because he was like 21 but looked about 16
Sex. Sex with women.
>>202574411>>202574427humidity makes such a big difference. mid 30s with high humidity is worse than 40+ and drier
BREAKING>BREAKINGSaya Hiyama has morton's toe. It is so fucking over.
>>202574577good lad
Spending the evening of 31 October handing out Mossad brand tamagotchis to the local kiddies
>>202574586ricky and morton?
>>202574561>easter isn't a public holiday in americaso that's what that meme is aboutjust this year i was perplexed to find that all the shops were shut on good friday but not on easter, bit weird
>>202574577sex with attractive women who are also attracted to you and make you feel wanted
>>202574585good lad
>>202574594a public holiday held to honour the death and resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?
with all this halloween discussion i thought for a moment it was already late october and had a little panic attack
>>202574607good (gooder) lad
>>202574594Good Friday the bloke got offed so the shops get closed in a show of respectful grief, same as ANZAC DayMonday's really just a day off
>>202574620we’re at that pointy end of the year now mate all gets quicker from here
>>202574561actual christians think it's a pagan holiday (because it is) so that's probably why
>>202574629well surmised
BLEH
oh my days it's literally dadberg
beer
never quite understood why i'm supposed to feel grateful that jesus got crucified for mea lot of people have been flogged and executed in horrible ways throughout history, it doesn't really stand out to meplus it's not like getting crucified was the plan all along, if judas hadn't ratted him out and had the jews not been so insistent on it he would've gone along preaching or whatever until he died of old age
the timer in dead rising 1 and 2 was greatonly weak faggots cried about it
>>202574683it's because he was crucified especially for you (your sins) - it is the final sacrifice, all of humanity is redeemed thanks to him
sick of being bullied for my Glasgow accent
>>202574561Whenever Easter happens during a work day rather than on Sunday, then we’ll make it a holiday.
>>202574693well it kind of feels pointless considering he was one of many, plus it almost seems like an insult to all the others, trivialising their suffering and hogging all the glory
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2yP28UeEBqo
>>202574683hmm that's a very interesting point lad, hold on one second*goes to retrieve my atheist-killer 9000 raygun*
>>202574723i'm not an atheist lad, i worship the devil
>>202574723So much for the tolerant Left
>>202574708they weren't God / the son of God though
I also have Sega Bass Fishing if anybody wants to play two player
>>202574733oh well fuck them then
>>202574703Easter Monday public holiday you utter goose
>>202574731>so much for the tolerant le-*BEEEEEEEOOOOWWW**disintegrates you into ash*
v for vagina
>>202574679leftypol will believe everything the government says because they are the "best in the world" supposedly
mate of mine is balding, he's aware of it and is still at the stage where he could probably hop on fin and salvage it, but he just doesn't seem interested in doing so, he's currently missing his window of opportunity to prevent himself becoming a slaphead and doesn't seem to give a shit at all, proper resigned to his fate like, it's kind of impressive
imagine being christian in australiafuck is wrong with you
>>202574806in australia religion is treated as a private matter so a lot of people believe in old mate (jesus) and just don't talk about it
>>202574837Our last Prime Minister was a yank-style happy clapper and even he famously once told a radio host to pull his head in when he tried to get him to swear to some bullshit on a bible
>>202574799tbere's no way to salvage balding
>>202574607couldn't be me
>>202574799mentalgenuinely
always thought religion is bullshit and that most people who believe in it are either stupid or indoctrinated, the whole thing just seems like a giant cope, which also makes me wish i could bring myself to believe in it, because it's a lot cheaper than my current cope (drugs)
>>202574870aye
>>202574881I think it's hubristic to believe that we're across the full extent of human existencehence faith being faith, it's not evidence based but it doesn't necessarily mean someone is stupid if they're cognisant of the fact that they've made a personal choice and are content with it as it is
>>202574881Me: Going to Heaven with the angels and saintsYou: ACKing on 69-POO-REDDIT
>>202574914and i think it's hubristic that there's some all-knowing creator of the universe who looks like us and cares about us, so i suppose that's where we stand
Lez you alright? It's only drugs
>>202574932don't see how that's more hubristic than thinking only what's in front of one's on eyes and experience is all that can ever be, but I take your point lad
>>202574915most intelligent theist
>>202574947that's not really what i think, i think we're a cosmic accident flying through a vast uncaring universe filled with stuff that is way beyond our comprehension, that's the very definition of not hubris
Trumpstein
>>202574561nah can't do that we need another holiday for blacks
chicken vesuvio
might go to the pub and order steak and chips
getting on the cans
>>202574986fair play ladyou and I really aren't that far off - the key difference just being that I don't think it's an accident
>i think we're a cosmic accident flying through a vast uncaring universe filled with stuff that is way beyond our comprehension
>>202575011GOOD LAD
>>i think we're a cosmic accident flying through a vast uncaring universe filled with stuff that is way beyond our comprehension
>>202575011I hope it's overcooked and gristly and the chips are room temperature
>>202574986That's some heavy shit
>>202575045you're the fuckin cooked one here mate
>I hope it's overcooked and gristly and the chips are room temperature
>>202575048>That's some heavy shitmy toilet when I take my morning poo
we're just a random conglomeration of atoms
>>202575045you wear a fedora
>>202575063your mum sucks a random conglomeration of cocks
might sacrifice a virgin for Moloch
people talk about life and consciousness as though it's something special and divine but really when you think about it it was an inevitability, because in order for us to be here to question our existence, we necessarily had to exist in the first place
the australians are having a barney watch out you don't get caught in the crossfire lads, you might get got with a lamington
>people talk about life and consciousness as though it's something special and divine but really when you think about it it was an inevitability, because in order for us to be here to question our existence, we necessarily had to exist in the first place
we're all just a bunch of monkeys that grew out of space dust floating on a pebble in the sea of infinity
thinking about how awful rachel reeves is
>>202575077I hope anal still counts and you're devoured for presenting an unfit sacrifice
>>people talk about life and consciousness as though it's something special and divine but really when you think about it it was an inevitability, because in order for us to be here to question our existence, we necessarily had to exist in the first place
screaming people be like>AAAAAAH!but people having a realisation be like >aaaaaaah
>>202575065YOU wear a fedora your MUM wears a fedora your whole FAMILY wears fedoras you whole STREET wears fedoras you work in the fedora FACTORY and get 15% off when you present your fedora card
we're just a stack of electrons and neutrons turning beer and sausages into poo
wish I got 15% off on fedoras...
>>202575100for me it's not making noises at all when i realise things
>>202575107how about not making noises at all in general ey mate
I'm a soldier of God
I've got soul but I'm not a soldier
i'm god's consigliere
devastating aussie civil war real shame to see such mayhem
>>>/int/brit>>>/int/brit>>>/int/britFedoras this way
get it madeget it linked
one of you wang chungs make the new
>>202575130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kntawlgAonA
>>202575154reddit
wang chungus
>>202575137not good
>>202575158oh shit is he, now I have to not have liked him
lads seriously though get it made
>>202575177>>202575177>>202575177>>202575177