bad night edition
monclay edition
pooey anuses
NOT going to the pub and NOT drinking beer
1 in 2 pregnant women that have had postpartum psychosis/mania (1 or 2 in 1,000 chance) are likely to have it again
goons are out
I miss CRT tvs and monitors
I deserve to be based
lol nobody gave a fuck about the Belgium spammers posts when he wasnt talking about it
>>202580059>postpartum psychosis/maniaAka women becoming defensive over their child
old boomer that fucked toilberg out of a 40k contract with fucking up delivery deadlines just called me asking if i could get a good word in after being radio silent for a week
its so fucked that alcoholics get to receive more in benefits and not have their benefits cut off completely to make way for job seekers>>202580126yeah against demons or something a lot of them harm themselves or baby
Heard someone use the word "jubblies" as a name for breasts and I'm not sure what to make of it
If it is the responsibility of one's parents to prepare their children for adulthood then in that regard my parents have failed.
>>202580133has he at least offered to suck you off in exchange?
*whinging, nasal voice*If it is the responsibility of one's parents to prepare their children for adulthood then in that regard my parents have failed.
>>202580172lad at a certain point you have to live your own life even if they were shit parents, fucking pathetic to still be banging on about this shit as a grown man
>>202580126Considering one of the possible outcomes is infanticide, no.Some people aren't good at handling the physical and psychological trauma and the hormonal changes of late pregnancy, childbirth and early motherhood
>>202580172ktim
>>202580185No he's just asking me a favor because I'm the one actually in charge and overseeing this and he's trying to lean on me because I'm younger. I dislike toilberg and it's actually been fun to watch him fume for the entire past week but this needs to stop
got to redo the note that i made in my journal yesterday, because i did it wrong
okay time for a shower shit and shave
Fucked my life up, ought to just kill myself
fucking hell its cold
>>202580225Yes it's pathetic. They can discuss how pathetic it all was amongst themselves at my funeral between cress sandwiches and a cup of tea. Perhaps it will bring them closure.
>>202580242good thinking im doing mine in about 40 minutes
>>202580262get a grip
>>202580124
very weird being in my late 20s and frequently seeing lads who look and act older than me but are actually like 5 years youngernot sure if it's a perspective thing and i'm a massive manchild or i actually am an ageless immortal being, in a perpetual state of physical and emotional teenageness
>>202580245whenever i feel like this i just watch those TLC documentaries about morbidly obese people, makes me feel a lot better about myself
>trauma of motherhoodLmao
>>202580300low iq ape willing to get put away for murder because of a bit of road rage
>>202580300kino
>>202580300That's drug abortion cell on the bike
>>202580299think it's good to keep some childlike wonder as you age as long as everything else is sorted out
last of my almond milk today that i didnt drink yesterday because it makes me more hungry and i was saving it to think about using it for pasta macaroni n sauce going to have a big pot of pasta with tomato later today anyway :)
>>202580300Literally heemedThat's why you wear a helmet, kids
>>202580300Based Dad
turns out mushrooms are basically just the penis of the mycelium organism breaking out of the ground and spaffing into the air
>>202580299ktim but I don't careI'm a sensitive young man and will be until I die (like an Australian Morrissey)
iodine making my brain stronger more powerful
>>202580373>dad>learning to drive a carLmao
>>202580298what kino?
>toilet paper rips and I touch my bumhole>wash finger 100 times and it still doesn't feel cleanMight have to chop it off
>>202580327*Gives you an episiotomy*
reckon "incelyum organism" would be how aliens classify me in their study of humans
>>202580300hope the cunt got prison time
>>202580300Hope he gets stabbed in prison
>>202580299Often get asked how old I am but not in a "wow you look great for your age way" but more in a "wow this guy must have something mentally wrong with him as he has the stunted development of a 12 year old yet is clearly an adult man".Like the moment they ask always lines up with the point in the conversation when I've revealed that I've done absolutely nothing in life and suddenly my physical age creates some unavoidable dissonance in their brain where they must immediately clarify whether I'm actually in my 30s or 10 years old with Benjamin Button syndrome or something.
snuggly and warm in bed while it's grey and wet out
wow get a grip
>>202580300At least Ronnie Pickering offered a square go
Brown girls
>>202580409patlabor 2
Sometimes get asked if I have kids
>>202580444>>202580456They're unironically in America right now. The wife is posting on Facebook.
>>202580439nothing some stitches and opioids cant fix up
anime
>>202580300BAH GAWD
literally used to habitually pick my bum and eat my own poo for a few months when i was 13, i stopped when i noticed there were little white worms in it
>>202580509WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
visible pubic hairjust not on is it
>>202580532probably the worms that made you do itlike that futurama episode
>>202580300screaming. fuck cyclists
>>202580505Ah yes instead of ironically being in America
>>202580536probably okay if you're a prostitute like she clearly is
>>202580532that would be mental if you got the tapeworms, and then they laid their eggs inside of you to go into stage 2 and go out (not through the fat though) and then you ate that like going through multiple stages of worms in one body that seems a bit weird
>>202580536take that back right now I'll slit your throat
>>202580505We don't have an extradition treaty with the US do we? Presumably we have to ask for the cunt to be sent here.
>>202580498same, in fact I'm at an age now where people automatically assume I have a family and I have to awkwardly correct them
>>202580570on a sfw board I mean
All I've eaten in the last 24 hours is crisps, biscuits, and sausage rolls
almost can't believe my mum let me play grand theft auto as a kid, i wouldn't let my kids play it
>>202580581>weshut up nigga
>>202580532I don't believe you
>>202580581remember that stupid bint that drove on the wrong side of the road and killed a lad? She fled to America and pretty much got away with it
>>202580601wasn't allowed it myselfhad Simpsons Hit n Run instead, arguably the superior game
reading all those Australian/Canada posts btw or was not saying anything but i dont know anything about it. but im watching
>>202580300deservedTCD
>>202580626also had simpsons hit and run, it's a perfectly fine game but it's shit compared to gta
>>202580581We do but the criticism you often hear in the news is that the US reject most of our requests for extradition whereas we reject virtually none of theirs.
>>202580601mumbergs had no idea, mine used to refer to it as "that driving game", oblivious to the fact I was murdering prostitutes and setting up drug distribution networks
saved my last sniff of that strange piss for after i finish all of my stuff today and then it will be sealed and ill transfer it to a seethrough container, lest it evaporates (again)
>>202580601raised by wolves weren't youI only got fluffy bunny games and I was probably a bit too innocent as a teen as a result
Snapchat keeps spamming me with notifications encouraging me to add people, probably cause I haven't used the app in about a year
What are New Zealanders like? I've heard they greet each other with Maori greetings and they use Maori word. Fucking cringe if true.Are they mixed? or are they still white? How different is their culture from other Anglo-Saxons?
the boy is minei can't wait to try himlet get intertwined
>>202580605Yes I can say we Rasheed >>202580619That was fucked, she got some pointless suspended sentence for it and got away with it>she told Northamptonshire Police officers: "I drove like an American and drove on the American side of the road." It happened again recently but we got her before she could fuck off https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2023-12-12/us-servicewoman-failed-to-see-biker-before-driving-into-his-pathAmericans are thick, I've spoken to them before about driving in the UK and they genuinely cannot get their head around driving on the left, it's very strange.
>>202580688is this David Bowie
>>202580683they are 99% the same as us
Remember Mousey? This Is What He Looks Like Now - Picture 6 Will Make You Cry!
>>202580683they hate the french thankfully
sex sex Arianna Grande
vgh......
>>202580655i played san andreas in front of my mum and she didn't care, she actually watched some of the cutscenes and thought they were funnyi lent a copy to a mate of mine when i was in primary school and the next day he called me up and said i had to come to his house and pick it up because his parents didn't want him playing it, i didn't understand at the time why they were being such tightarses, but i get it now
love carrying around cash
>>202580706Why aren't you one country?>>202580710Why?
>>202580683verry reddityleftypol types do thatyes it isall maori have double digit % euro in them, most whites have no maori admixture, but are a mix of English, Scottish and Irishbasically the same
>>202580744>Why?
>>202580735grim
shitting up my back
remember that no matter how attractive a woman is she still does big stinky poos so she's no better than you are
>Yes I can say we Rasheedt. the shameful people brigning shame upon our country with how fat and useless they are
>>202580735a scene worthy of depiction in an oil painting
>>202580762idgi
>>202580641I hardly see how almost being ran over by a mentally ill inbred ape justifies having your head smashed against a concrete road.
>>202580777this has been debunkedattractive girls just pass small odourless pellets like owls
bape
Ever since I noticed forehead wrinkles on myself I always look for them on other peoplemost people have them but so many people have perfectly smooth foreheads somehow, which I don't understand at all
>>202580777this helped me with anxiety as a young lad when approaching sexy babes
Is playing as a girl in games gay
>I hardly see how almost being ran over by a mentally ill inbred ape justifies having your head smashed against a concrete road.
>>202580783state sponsored french terrorism (wikipedia's word not mine)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior
>>202580833dont look at peoples head whilst youre talking to them it lowers their disposition
>>202580735Can't believe these people exist
>>202580744They didn't want to join in when we federated, also they're separated from us by a large enough body of water that you could argue it would have been relatively impractical in the early 20th century to have a shared government
>>202580833use sunscreenuse vitimin c
>>20258083331 and have a forehead wrinkle now, not a fan
>>202580011>>202580056BAD lads
>>202580842no, it's just a game
>>202580843*scratches your car that you've worked so hard for and escapes up a narrow alley*
>>202580852could do with a Turkish Barbers, phone shop, vape shop, dessert bar, another turkish barbers, Ladbrokes and a nail salon
>>202580877Already have a full skincare routine
>>202580852wonder how the blacks and pakis will care for places like this once they have fully overrun BritainI suspect it will all get kicked over to make room for shipping containers
>>202580846lmao fucking based
wonder how old jason and lucia in gta 6 are going to behope they're not zoomers
>>202580949shipping containers?
>>202580940There is an idea of a (You), some kind of abstraction
absolutely mentow
what a country we live in
>>202580964look like mid-late 20s to methe quintessential zillennials
>>202580851yea better to be a shut-in incel who never goes out and enjoys life to its fullest
>>202580985Isn't that normal in London
>>202580964hope they're 15 and 14 respectively
>Older brotherberg is moving to Australia I'm going to miss him lads
>>202580985the drug dealers and crooks who go to live boxing events can afford this
>>202580989the rich get richer, as the saying goes
>>202580985did the oestrogenic poison-drinking mong overspend on oestrogenic poison and carcinogenic seed-oil lathered fast food
sunscreen causes cancer
>>202581006>that is living life to its fullest
its raining catsteins and dogbergs
>>202580985Went in a pub near Wembley once and it was about 20 quid for a cheeseburger so I had a guiness and a packet of crisps for lunch instead.
>>202581013sorry to hear (that'll you'll be missing him)good to hear (that he's moving to aus, good on him)on the brightside, it'll give you a reason to visit - enjoy the sun and some nice cold schooners
>>202581036Got your thesaurus out, did you
>>202581013join him ladcome home white man
>>202580964>tfw no spic gf to go robbing with
>>202581009Cuckshit aside, I cannot imagine anyone wanting to have a black child, it sounds fucking weird. Surely they wouldn't seem like your child if they're a different race.
>did the oestrogenic poison-drinking mong overspend on oestrogenic poison and carcinogenic seed-oil lathered fast food
>>202581013but they're full
>>202581074I don't have anything worthwhile that would contribute to Australian society.
>>202580964jason looks a lot older than he did in the leaks
millennials will turn right wing in the next few elections like hippies voting for reagan/thatcher in the 1980s
posted it again
corrrrhttps://www.expedia.co.uk/Destinations-In-Cambodia.d29.Flight-Destinations
All these Ausrorkes not realising that bloke's brother is brown
>>202581113since the free trade deal we signed recently with the UK, we've made it easier for you to emigrate - particularly if you're willing to work in construction, shitload of irish and english over here in construction right now
>>202581113are you white?
>>202581139
>>202581141wtf how are they so cheap
made a chicken and avocado sandwich for elevenses x
>>202580982My routine is unironically more autismo than Bateman's lol
>>202581142:)
>>202581148I'm too fat (through no fault of my own) for manual labour>>202581149very.
>>202581128not if they don't own property
£9 for two ice creams with bits of bubble gum at the bottom? Are you having a fucking laugh?
Don't think it's dissociation but sometimes I get so much in my own head I'm not really conscious of the world around me, just been downstairs but dunno for long or what I did down there
>>202581016Shame about fans going to a playoff final when it's Morecambe vs Mansfield and it takes them all day plus about 2 months salary when any 40k stadium in the North would do just fine.
>>202581169grim this x
do you reckon gta 6 will be the last gta game before rockstar goes tits up? honestly not expecting to ever see a gta 7
>>202580980in which to livethey won't build things will they
>>202581101Rourke's mind crumbling at the thought of a black man having sex
Thinking of opening a school for decorum lessons in Australia
>>202581205what why? :(
>>202581186
>>202581169looks like the grinch farted on it
yeah that's mint that
Might become a criminal
>>202581211>gta v is the most successful game ever made>somehow rockstar will collapse
>>202581211reckon we will all me nuked by the Israeli Samson protocol by then
couldn't racemix me. couldn't care for my kid if he came out with chinky eyes or a dark skin and weird kinky hair
>>202581242we had this one yesterday mate. Time for a new one
>>202581242
>>202581242Bet her breath mings
Messed up my week alreadyIt’s so over
>>202581264evolution understands this, which is why babies look like their dads initially, so men don't throw them against the wall.we don't instinctively love children if they don't look like us, which is one of many reasons why racemixing is stupid.
>>202581242for me it's the webm where she eats shit directly out of her partners arse
>>202581246not saying the company will completely collapse, just saying they'll get too comfortable resting on their laurels, their best people will leave or retire, and they'll become a shell of their former selves, not hard to believe considering it's taken them over a decade to even put out a trailer for gta 6
>>202581230Would love to eat her chocolate ice cream
corrected the journal image ^.^ shower time for me to be honest
poo smells :/
Why can't the government actually play the role of property development and then sell those properties at subsidized prices? This is the model in both Singapore and Hong Kong. The Home Ownership Scheme in Hong Kong was actually introduced by the then British Hong Kong government back in the late 1970s and today around 1/3 of homeowners in Hong Kong actually live in these flats. In Singapore, the HDB is even a bigger success story with around 80% of households living in government subsidized housing. The irony is that in both societies the public housing model was originally based on the UK model.
2 hours down, 38 to go x
thugging it out here ladshead down, chin up, willy wanked, simple as
>>202581331they've got enough prestige to keep recruiting top talent well into the future I'd imagine, but yeah I reckon GTA VII will be yonks away
>>202581371sucking a ngiga dick the whole time
Got a pic of your room lad
>>202581393better than no job x
>>202581331Rockstar already is a shell of its former selfthey used to be proud of the controversy and backlash surrounding their games, they liked to think of themselves as the rebels of the industry, now it's just another giant corporate machine to extract as much money as possible from consumersjust look at the fucking state of that "remaster" of the original trilogy, that's not an example of a studio that cares about its output
>>2025813714 hours down, 33.5 hours to go for me as a wfh flexy chad x
lads what was deleted?
>>202581325How can anyone eat shit, is there something wrong with her
>>202581400looool
>>202581418Criticism of israel
>>202581400ktim
Might go to the local all girls primary school disguised as an Armitage Shanks
this meeting is OVER
>>202581339noooo the government can't cut out mega corporate leeches for the benefit of the taxpayer that's gommunism
fr what they putting in pepsi max addictive as fuck
>>202581421probably yh
Alright guys? On my break at work. Not too bad so far. Big delivery and we haven't finished it yet.
get the deano boxes built
>>202581487sugar and lots of it
>>202580683Educated NZers are mostly soy redditors, with a few neoliberal boomers with a chip on their shoulders.Most people are super kind and welcoming to foreigners.Kiwi men are quite handy/DIY people.Obsessed with coffee.I fucking hate most of my country and my people.
mad how physically weak women are compared to men, never really noticed this until i started going to the gym, my absolute beginner lifts were basically equivalent to a fairly advanced female lifter
>>202581493When you getting a comfy WFH job like the rest of us lass?
>>202581507What was that soy comedy show that was mocked here a year or so ago, can't remember if it was Kiwi or Aussie now actually
I lost 2kg on my diet this week :3
>>202581468You a nonce?
>>202581500chuck the migrants in them x
esoteric dengism
>>202581493Wish someone would deliver a big heavy meat cleaver to your neck
>>202581487ktim felt like a right freak buying a massive crate of it in tesco at the weekend
>>202581526Probably never because I don't have the relevant skills for one of those yet.
>>202581507>I fucking hate most of my country and my people.lmao same
just had to scrape a dead rat up from my yard. dunno which trap got it. i had 2 out and both had been sprung and the rat was about 30cm from them both without obvious signs of what actually killed it. plus the poison in the bait box which i think must have already killed some but with poison they usually die in their holes and this one was out in the open. there were at least 3 a week or so back. ive only observed one in recent days. saw the fucker last night. its the same one that was dead this morning and in a state of advanced rigor mortis and early signs of decomposition. hopefully the war is won. until next time.
>>202581552how often do you finger your bumhole?
Dr Pepper Zero is the thinking man's zero-sugar drink of choicealthough I do also treat myself to a 4-pack of monster ultra energy zero sometimes
>>202581543I do martial arts so that wouldn't work.>>202581577PARKLIFE
>>202581530You're either very fat (for now) or ill
>>202581552What are you going to do if that lad comes back who took pictures of you? Will you kick his arse?
>>202581577more like livor mortis and they are using rat poisons which ruin the female rats oocytes nowadays too ;-;
>>202580683they are quite mixed with maoris yes, however maoris are not as subhuman as abos so it's not that big of a dealotherwise they're very similar to australians, maybe a bit less obnoxious
>>202581554I wanna move overseas but there isn't really anywhere to go>Germanygoing to shit>UKgone to shit>AustraliaDece money but more of a nanny state than here>JapanLove Japan after visiting but I don't wanna learn Japanese and I don't want to intrude on their culture>ChinaFuck no>Austria>SwitzerlandMaybe>USAMaybe but I don't wanna get shot by niggers
22 billion black hole
>>202581577>yardFOY
You rowed here, we growed here
>>202581527No idea, sorry loveI don't browse here much
sex Australia sex sex
>>202581608He won't be coming back.>>202581585Vimto zero is good. And Fanta Pineapple and Grapefruit (formally known as Lilt) zero sugar.
>>202581608>that lad comes back who took pictures of you?wait what did I miss?
>>202581627mmhmm
>not now sweetie, daddy has to post this on Reddit
>>202581599First one
If I die tomorrow literally only my mum would come to my funeral and I would have nothing to show for my lifelolol
>>202581663Don't do it anonDon't do that to ye mum
>>202581657Is there anything that can be done by the mother to prevent premature births?
>>202581657Looks like a 55 year old man
>>202581648Some lad turned up at the Aldi where ST works and took some pics of him
>>202581646Morning mousey
>>202581627your da's had 22 billion blacks in his hole
i think usually they induce births rather than trying to delay them for longer than however long they would need to
why did james bond drink vodka martinis instead of gin? was he a double agent for the russians all along?
>>202581634>yard>The term yard is reserved for a hard surfaced area usually enclosed or at least with limited access. In modern Britain, the term yard is also used for land adjacent to or amongst workplace buildings or for commercial premises, for example timberyard, boatyard or dockyard.
*sigh*can no long even go out in publicwomen keep interrupting meobsessing over the size of my giant penis
2025 calendar arrived get in
>>202581626I don't have the money to even think about just packing up and going overseasEven if I did, I would not be able to get a remotely decent job wherever I move with my CV so would basically be condemning myself to living as an underclass in a better country
>>202581687Wish he'd've turned up with an uzi
>hat trick>last gasp winner vs 1st place team as a promoted sideFucking KINO
>>202581660Well stick with it then palKeep in mind some days it will go up due to all kinds of other factors, don't let it put you off. And never say 'fuck it I'll start again tomorrow' because that's how people give into their old ways again.
>>202581708He was a triple agent for Mossad
>>202581657not really anything he can do though is there, it's all in the hands of the hospital staff
>>202581594fun postmaybe you are a bit fun to be around and would be chill
Fraudbameyang nearly costed us yet again
>>202581687when we're these posted?
>>202581708a vodka martini sounds more sophisticated than vodka shots which it basically is
>>202581771in my dreams
>>202581750A triple agent for mossad would drink the blood of Palestinian Epstein island victims
>>202581737Did the virtual man kick the ball?
tried watching the bond films in order, they were all so fucking boring i had to be monged out on opioids to get through them, got up to you only live twice (1967) before giving up, was hoping i could at least get through all the sean connery ones but it was not to be
Need some dumb fag plapmeat to pound with my massive heavy bullpipe, which one of you little fucktoys needs a real big dicked bully putting your tiny bubblebutt in its place? A giant pair of bullnuts that by themselves can stuff your tiny brat mouth full, let's see what you've got then fuckmeat~
>>202581737>FIFA 23omds rorke
>>202581725Yeah fortunately for me I've got a comfy-ish job
>>202581791He was a quadruple agent for the SS
Cherry Blossoms have been blooming these last few weeks ladsAlso happy Equinox
fuck you sir
Wait, was that sōy reddit NZ programme Flight of the concords?
>>202581825You are so cringe when you hornypost Diego
>>202581771the other day
>>202581824alri alan
>>202581855dunno but you should ignore that and instead support the australian television industry by watching one of our programmes, such as danger 5, summer heights high, or bluey
• Get the migrants fed• Get the migrants washed• Get the migrants medically checked• Get the migrants housed• Get the migrants shagged• Get the migrants paid
>>202581830Didn't go to uni me
I'm going back there in 30 minutes. I'll get more photos
>>202581829My asiaometer is going off saying they're Korean
>>202581895Thoughts on the trades and all that?Got a friend who quit his comfy office job and is now an apprentice for a sparky at like 31 years old
wouldn't want to meet limmy, bet it would be like walking on egg shells
>>202581901l dont believe you
hitler... he's the worst criminal of all time...
>>202581923The guy from Youtube? He's funny but he seems like he'd be a right arsehole IRL
>>202581824That one where Connery goes to that island and there's a weird metal fire-breathing dragon thing is so fucking unbelievably boring and shit.
>>202581943But he killed Hitler. What a hero
>>202581923reckon it'd be fine if it was a sub-10 second interaction
have we had any kind of confirmation that that's actually Tilde and not just a random Aldi employee
>>202581920Might get in to that 2bhmy current wfh toil is aidsat least as a tradie your actually out and about doing something and all your co-workers aren't reddittors
>>202581920also considering this
>>202581971let the lads play with their dollies
>>202581868There's 1000 odd aldi stores in this country and one of us managed to track him down? That's some commitment.
>>202581956i think that's dr. no, which was the first film so i can't be too hard on them, of the ones i watched goldfinger was probably the least boring
>>202581974too scared of going to a job site to do it myselfbigger boys are there and they're all ruffians
>>202581974On the severe downside though, you work with absolute retards who will get mad at you for nothing and will steal your shit.Also some of the tradie bosses I've seen treat their apprentices like absolute fucking cunts, so you gotta find a good tradie to be an apprentice for, and be able to stick up for yourself
>>202581920>gets sent to buy a tin of tartan paint at 31 years of age
>>202581974>complaining about doing nothing when you're working from homewhat? why would you ever give that up?
would make the new but i dont have a good image for the OP
>>202582050Nah my friend's not a retard, and he comes from a working-class background, even though he was a project manager in an office job previously.
>>202581997not that fucking hard when "it" keeps leaving clues .It's Shrewsbury by the way.
would make the new but I'm a yank and don't feel it's my place to do so
Japanese guy at my gym come from a family of swordsmithsImagine having some family business you could go in to after school instead of having to spend years stressing trying to get a good degree so you can get a job at some company that doesn't give a fuck about you where anyone higher up than you doesn't even know you exist and slaving away to make a profit for some cunts you'll never meetwe need to bring back small family-owned businesses(THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR ANTI-SEMITISM)
>>202582087good lad
had to do some managerial stuff then. Felt gay as hell
>>202582112
My threads are getting blackhole o algo.Already created 2 threads and they aren't getting posted.
>>202582090unironically laughed so hard at this
>>202582123>>202582123
>>202581971It’s 100% not Tilde. It’s some ugly middle aged woman.
