the big 5 edition
I've got your 5 right here
can't stop fucking farting and just done the biggest poo I've done for weeks
>>202612566>yeah rawdogged multiple girls that work as prozzies/strippers/OF models (never paid for it thoughbeit) the first time I've met themWell that is somewhat shagger behaviour, you must be handsome and confident
My face when I see a Tory Twatwaffle on my morning commute.
i only employ prossies who have a policy of letting them know what race you are before they'll accept your booking, at the very least it means she's somewhat sensible i'm not getting any curry on my dick
might call in sick to toil got training today so sat in a room full of people and I've got terrible gas reckon holding it in will make me ill and letting it out will get me kicked out lose lose situation
>>202612600I'm alright but girls in Sydney are just huge slags
made an absolute STATE of my life
eating poo
>>202612578Thread Theme music?https://youtu.be/fK9hK82r-AM?si=OTzQw48TZO3L2Dm9
>>202612656>>202612674intentional
Dissociationtoil
>>202612684How's this for intentional *grabs you by your hair and forces your mouth onto my bellend*
wish they'd hurry up and get mrbeast's cancellation over with, sick of seeing his big dumb head in my youtube feed
My knee weawwy huwts wads
>>202612615don't even know who this cunt is but you can tell he says things like that
think life will be exceptionally grim when I get to 40 and being a shagger is no longer viablecan already see the signs at 30
Imagine not only watching YouTube but watching the stuff that matches you algorithmically with Mr beast
wasted my 20s but will do my utmost to make up for it in my 30sit's not over, i haven't completely arsed up my life, the west hasn't fallen, so on and so forth
>>202612729https://youtu.be/QaZBkv4tShU?si=SM97mt3h09BL8_Vc
>>202612694you've got a really long arm pal
Being in your 30s is already too late to change anything and improve your life. It’s over. Just accept that you are a failure
off to japan today for two weeks yippeee!!
off to toil in 5 mins
>>202612736laughing at how shite this is
>>202612754I could hop in my car tomorrow and go make bank working at a liquor store in the Pacific Northwest
>>202612748How's the bellend length?
>>202612748yeah his name's Law
good morning
>>202612762>Hates the music of the British peopleRajeshsisters...
yanks have this childhood naivety to them that other westerners just do not have
>>202612725everyone is talking about him, he's impossible to get away fromi've never even watched a single video of his,but every corner of youtube seems quite insistent in their refusal to shut the fuck up about him
rarely see hectares being used as a measure of area
Gosh that sure is an interesting take on the matter in question.*walks away snickering*
>>202612783yeah they are quite an earnest bunch, it does seem like a better existence though, just taking everything at face value and not constantly being paranoid that everything is a pisstake
>>202612783But I really could do carlife.I did it to buy this house I'm currently making into a rental. Double income sourcePlus a websitePlus a gamePlus a YouTube channelPlus DJ gigs in EuropeMinus roiding in ThailandPlus a mangaPlus forging swords
>>202612770not there yet mate you've only just flung me past bristol
Just had a wank thinking of my boss. All in my head too don’t even need a pic
>>202612812you bent or is your toilberg a woman?
>>202612817could be both...
>>202612817my boss is a woman, only two years older than me
>>202612817Woman I love her sm
>>202612789they thought it was inappropriate to use the units for your mum's size
>>202612618>>202612678>>202612717>>202612736>>202612765>>202612782>>202612808>>202612839
>>202612830>only two years older than meembarrassed for you
>>202612842don't see your logic mate
got a mate who plays as women in video games exclusively where there's an option to choose your character's gendergfberg on the otherhand never plays as a male ever, she like looking at lady bums just as much as any bloke, the only men she cares for in her life are me and her pet eel, and presumably some of the regular customers who come to her bakery (she's a pastry chef)
So bongo bongo bongo I don’t want to leave the Congo oh no no no no no
someone deleted my fucking Spotify account
*surreptitiously runs away with a spotify account*
just deleted some little wanker's spotify account
>Simpsons Season 36 premieres this SundayWHO HYPE
i still often see people playing pokemon go on the bus, strange behaviouri'm butthurt at pokemon go because they randomly changed my username (which was only 4 letters because i signed up on the day it came out) and added a 3 on the end for some reason, infuriating that is
Top tier sleepingBecoming something of a sleeping expert in recent months
>>202612865not even the correct fucking lyrics you dickhead
>>202612872how many songs did you have liked/saved
>>202612864I play as girls in video games Just feels right to me
pooey bum
>>202612922tons
meal deals without clubcard cost 4 quid nowit's woke gone mad
actually went outside and touched grass when pokemon go came out but it was an unfun game so i stopped the first week
>>202612933all gone now ladah well
>>202612929i usually reserve them for second (usually evil if there's a morality system) playthroughs
bro saying ESL shit like "unfun" instead of "boring"
>>202612864>>202612929y'all are trans! xxx
unprotected sex with twenty nine year oldswatching their bellies grow in pregnancyswearing to protect them from the horrors of the world
>>202612952I will never have sex sadly
in 20 years of playing games I've never once picked the girl character
screeching
Like especially if there's clothes and things in your game and you enjoy that dressing up aspect then surely girl characters are better cos girls clothes look nicer
>>202612965They have smaller hitboxes but really I'm trans
>>202612983why would i care about dressing up my character?
been reading about the life of the buddhaso he just dossed around for a few years in a palace because his father was a king or something, then at age 29 he finally left his smelly bedroom to venture out into the world, then he spent the next 6 years being an ascetic homeless person, then he realised that asceticism is stupid and there's actually nothing wrong with indulging your urges as long as you do it in moderation, then he spent a non-stop month or so meditating under a tree and became the wisest man on earthfascinating stuff
got a friend who I'm pretty sure has never shagged meanwhile I shag whenever I want reallymight send a girl his way but I'm sure he'd be a weird freak about it
>>202613003Well maybe you don'tBut if someone does then girls dress nicer
>>202612966no idea what these trannyisms mean and it smacks of deep entitlement that they expect people to
Would be awkward watching tv now on the account of all the peng tranners you see on tv nowadays :/
https://youtu.be/DYKtNzBL2_4?si=gFa6gU9t4VVaCFnn
>>202613027t. egg
>>202613014if a male cares about that, he's either a poof or mentally ill or both>>202612962just be yourself
reckon I mog trannies on account of being 5'6 with a girlish face
had an ex that studied psychology or something similarwonder if she picked up on the fact that i was autistic
a tranny sat in front of me on the train last week she was absolutely hideous like 6’3 with a massive space raider head
reading a comic book
>>202613054I used to know a 6'5 trannardwhat the fuck's the point of that
>>202613043oh so it's an attempt to gaslight people into questioning their gender identity, i see
>>202613068why are you seething about trans people again?
>she
>>202613060>>202613068does fabricating anti-trans lies make you feel good?
stayed up all night and now i'm ill
>>202613058
>/brit/>85% of all discussion pertains to wogs and trannards
>>202613093very true my lad very true
here's my elden ring guyslove dressing up my toons me
>>202613100The yin and yang of demonic entities destroying this world
>>202613084Chester to earlestown, the tranny got on at frodsham. Was wearing a cream coloured coat and had long brown hair
I like trannies that have those classic 50's hairstyles out in public and will wear kitchen sink period clothing,Probably would be a fantasy of mine to have one of these trannies wank my cock with those yellow oven gloves you used to see in cartoons
for men, taking testosterone is less likely to kill you than taking estrogen
>trannies that have those classic 50's hairstyles out in public and will wear kitchen sink period clothing
>>202612765But any girl you’ll ever like will cheat on you with a BBC
>>202613122it does age you at the speed of light thoughI've seen niggas in their 20s who look 50
*wanders in to /brit/*alri
>>202613141She’s actually not even hot so
I've just thought about it furtherTrad tranniesCertain niche that needs filling
Operation get skinny as fuck before Christmas started well yesterday
>>202613141seen actual posts like this on instagram reels and they're always made by mexicans and jeets
>>202613168Starting weight and goal weight?
>>202613141Tradwives only cook for White guys who do roids, Moishe ShekelblattbergowitzsteinIt is written.
al why do you think you'll make a lot of money at a fucking liquor store
>>202613188It would be in the mountains and I would take on OT and I would have a youtoid channel and I would be renting out my house and I would have a website
saw a video of a cat with down syndrome earlier and it was adorable, poor little goofy looking thing
>>202613179What does “trad” even mean at this point, Bobby? That whore in your pic is covered in tattoos and judging by her hair and overall looks she is filled with STDs
>Be Brit>Watch Britain will plunge into a year-long recession this autumn in which households will be hit by the deepest fall in living standards on record, the Bank of England has warned>Inflation will now peak at 13.3 per cent in the final months of the year as average energy bills trebel from £1200 to £3500 by October>It's impossible to get anything to rent in any major town in the UK for less than £900>Liz Straight up says Chinese workers are better than lazy, low productivity Bri'ish workers who don't know the meaning of graft because British work culture is crap and and Brexit voters are idiots who just chose something because of hollow messageshttps://youtu.be/7A5ehnIC-TI>UK loves the NHS, But they can see it's going downhill and needs more funding. Hence why the Tories use that £350m as a carrot to their Brexit stick>America wants to export race mixing, BLM and LGBT issues and pushing non-binary/genderfluid/trans>average house earns more by just sitting there all year than the average worker earns in a year>houseprices: rose by 30k in the last year and growing as a result of a tax break that cost the taxpayer £3.6bn>modern English tv: a black man and a paki gleefully cheering for the last white manhttps://youtu.be/s9etnCbimNg [Embed]>Hey Northerners, we've decimated your industry, slashed nurse's wages by a quarter and we're spending 90% of your taxes on London>Wow the northern is falling apart why do you keep asking us for money>BBC video shows 6-year-old schoolkids being made to write 'gay' love lettershttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/uWuy-aDwM4U>"The largest group of property owners in London are Indians, who are represented by those who have lived in the UK for generations">NHS almost collapsed when they tried to enforce the vaccine mandate on doctors>Leave UK
must be mad living in a country where monkeys just roam aroundquite jealous ngl
>>20261317879kgLess than 75kg
didnt even read 1 line
>>202613231Look at how diligent she is. She would be the perfect mother. All she has to do is cover up her tattoos and wash the dye out of her hair and she's fixed, Goldberg. Don't be such a negative Nancy.I can fix her
>>202613239Light work
>>202612600>>202612633>I'm alright but girls in Sydney are just huge slagsAny stories?>British womenhttps://x.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1838370010693275878
>>2026132394kg is fuck allhave greater ambitions
>>202613236anyone who isn't retarded knows the UK has no future
>>202613255I can usually get the weight off straightforwardly enough but then I end up having a big weekend or holiday and put it all back on
>>202613263>anyone who isn't retarded knows the UK has no futureQRD? How bad is it?
>>202613263Scotland has a future it’s called independence
Keep deluding yourself whitey. The best you can hope for is some worn out slut that no Black Man is interested in anymore
got diagnosed with aspergers as a kid, but i decided to stop being autistic once the tiktok runts started self-diagnosing as a fashion statement
>>202613262I reckon if I'm being good it should take me eight weeks to lose 4kgEight weeks from now takes me into December and at that point it's basically christmas
looks like all his belgium vpns got banned
had a fwbshe stopped seeing me to fuck a streamerhe pretended to love her and she fell for itwhen he wouldn't leave his wife for her, she lost her mindgood times
>>202613279Being an introvert doesn't make you autistic m8
british people need more graaaaaaaaahhhhhhhft
>>202613295Woah you had sex I’ll never have sex
Honestly feel bad for this sad cuck. He literally cannot see a woman without thinking about his weird sex fetish. I see a person. Not an object.
do they give you an opioid prescription if you break a bone?
In every way it just feels like we’re back in the Cameron era.“Difficult decisions” landing on the shoulders of the poorest while a smug slick suit tells us we’re “all in it together”.When are they going to get it? We’ve had 14 years of Tory pain & can’t take anymore
When was the last time you approached some birds at the club or pub lads?
>>202613257nothing vile like thisfor 90% of women I've shagged we just get a drink at a pub and then I invite them over, or sometimes they'll just come over with no date needed
lovely leeds ladies
>>202613329>In every way it just feels like we’re back in the Cameron era.>“Difficult decisions” landing on the shoulders of the poorest while a smug slick suit tells us we’re “all in it together”.Don't call it a graveYou voted for Brexit
>>202613303wouldn't really call myself an introvert, i prefer being around other people than alone in theory, but it just makes me uncomfortable sometimes because i'm very socially maladjusted
>>202613334I’ve never approached a woman in my entire 22 years of life
Besides, White dudes mog black dudes. I'm going to the Pacific Northwest and I'm going to be a top shagger!Simple as
rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape https://soundcloud.com/panther-den/alex-jones-rpe-anthem?in=austrounomous/sets/groyp
>>202613295
>>202613370luv chubby asians
>>202613370>>202613377wow great posts yanks!
>>202613311its not that special desuive never had sex with someone i love so maybe thats different
>>202613311ktim
>>202613370fat
>>202613257>first comment on that twitter post is "weimerica"
>>202613347>>202613362>So Anon, why are you still single?
are stabbings really as prevalent in england as they say they are?
>>202613387Never had a thick thighed one but I tittyfucked another...mental how they like titfucking so much. Makes it more enjoyable than a white broad who you don't know if she's gonna get the ick cause titfucking was invented by hentai
>>202613412In London or Birmingham yeah
>>202613399>Neuron ActivationYes
>>202613412Who is they and how prevalent do they say they are?
America despite it's flaws is pretty kino, the centre of the world in our time Seems a waste not to be living there
>>202613446What happens in the UK in comparison?
>>202613406I have extremely specific requirements for a gf
>>202613446No legal RRRROIDSYou can buy roids legally in the UK and in Thailand.Best to do that there
>>202613446i would rather live in the uk countryside
>>202613456Nowt happens here these days
>>202613443i just hear it said a lot, i've got to give specific sources?everyone knows about it m8, open your eyesand your heart xand your bum xx
>>202613406Blonde bitches even fake blondes love dominant and aggressive Black Males, they love to submit. No white boi can give her that
Every time you niggas reveal your age I realise I'm a sad cunt for still being on here posting with people several years younger than me
>>202613471Well there are certainly stabbings but Britain is basically one of the safest places in the world and people dont walk around scared about getting stabbed as they walk around the street
>>202613446Plus if you wanna make a game you need Japanese voice actors and it's best to be in Japan then innit
Si or no
>>202613489well then thanks for clarifying
constant, never ending rain for the next few months is it? jolly good
>>202613486im 29
RAID: Shadow Legends
>>202613486think of /brit/ as the symposium of ancient greece and you're imparting younger men with knowledge (noncing them)
>>202613513GoodMy brolly needs a work outIt's been lazing around for months on end
>>202613446>the centre of the worldmaybe in the 80s, laughable if you still think this now
>>202613480Forgot your VPN, Sasha?
>>202613412amongst teenage wogs? yesamongst everyone else? no
>>202613536Well obviously it isWhere else would be?
>>202613536Coping? Underage? Brown?
I could buy 4chan
right that's Russia filtered
top of the morning to you laddies
>>202613565would you repeal the draconian policies around racism here?
>>202613569You tears are delicious whitey
>>202613550china
>>202613480>>202613569Spaedo Samefag
>>202613489>>202613511 What are the downsides of living in the UK
>>202613580I hope notReporting racists for racism is one of my favourite things to do on 4chan
Just bought a facial steamerWas using it for my skin but it really cleared out my sinuses as wellwould recommend you lads pick one up
I have a dreamof a segregated firstie and thirdie internet
>oi bruv check the time for me inithow do you respond
>>202613580I would introduce bots to automatically ban any post using the n-word
I'm on a sea man diet. I see men, and I eat their semen
>>202613596A gave ya mum a steaming facial
>>202613585Megalol>>202613592Low wages, expensive housing, loads of cunts about, classism, bad weather, lack of public infrastructure
>>202613277>>202613231>>202613141>>202612754>>202613584>>202613480>>202613277SPAEEEDOOOOOOOOSPAEEEDOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0CljaUxBtE
Spainmong sounds like Sniff from Moomins
>>202613607
>>202613592significantly reduced spending power because the wages are shite and everything is overpricedshite weather almost all yearnarrow, poor quality congested roadstiny houses
>>202613604by bashing your fat head in with a cricket bat spainnonce you demented ghoul
>>202613594brown hands>>202613605well screw you then pal
>>202613604why does he have an ID and a bodycam, is he a professional roadman
I wonder what sort of women I will discover in the wilds of the Pacific Northwest https://youtu.be/UT1CRNs991k?si=8cY__MD1bQN5iV0K
Day 200+ of newjobtoil :(
>>202613680hardly NEW then is it
accidentally had the volume high while watching porn yesterday and the neighbour almost certainly will have heard it
>>202613617>classism>>202613639>narrow, poor quality congested roads>tiny housesExplain these
Anyone else love women* with flat chests and hairless pussies? Mmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH5yjO_oPRc
>>202613680Day 2000+ of neet life
>>202613699Explain basic words and concepts? Why?
>>202613715https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbyjjcnMLA
The Noncester
Couple of minutes from the officeAnother day beginsNeed to prep the payment runs today
Dogberg woke me up at 6.18am so she could go pissDidn't get back to sleep so now feel like arse
going to make a thread on /pol/ and a thread here on int as well
Why don't Brits fight back?
>>202613695
>>202613788there is? how do i go there
>>202613699Britain's roads are mostly evolved from ancient tracks and carriageways that were created long before cars existed. We didn't have the luxury of being able to design cities and towns around the car. This means most of our roads are unsuitable for the sheer amount of traffic going through them, narrow and winding and full of bottlenecks.The tiny houses I can't really explain, I assume it comes down to a general lack of space and a cultural preference towards small things in general
>>202613784Hahah, posh bitch deserves it for flaunting all her bags of tat
Victorian London seemed pretty hellish. Constant smog, rampant poverty and disease, children working in factories, huge class divisions, dark and wet weather, grime and dirt everywhere from the factories and smog, mental asylums with experimental "treatment" for dissenters, evil global empire controlling everything
>>202613784Loads of Louis Vuitton and Selfridges bags but drives a mini okay sure this isn’t fake staged shit
Are there black people in Afghanistan? Currently
was playing gta san andreas one night as a kid and i was watching the cutscene where catalina takes CJ into her house and fucks him while screaming her head off and mumstein came in to tell me that she heard that
IM GOING ON HOLIDAY IM GOING ON HOLIDAY IM GOING ON HOLIDAY
>>202613784what was the middle aged woman going to do, nag them to death?
>>202613832nigga shut up
>>202613814>The tiny houses I can't really explain, I assume it comes down to a general lack of space and a cultural preference towards small things in generalIt's the planning system massively restricting what can be built so they cram more tiny houses onto the few plots of land that get permission.
>>202613814We can build on all the inhabited bits of land in south of England and the Scottish Highlands
>>202613842Where u off to la
might pay a visit to the local cafe that's run entirely by milfs
irrationally bothers me when australians ask stupid leading questions that they know the answer to
>>202613871brighton
>>202613871JAPAN YIPPEEEEE!!!
black people are overrepresented and if we didnt have them in this country then our lives would probably be much better. testament to this is them being on 4chan along with race traitors and that making 4chan worse and all about sex constantlythey are on most boards and that means we have to see black dick on our computer screen constantly even on worksafe boards (because blacks dont have jobs)
>>202613784If I were a povvo I'd rob her tooThat's thousands of pounds' worth of merchandise
>>202613871Mykonos
ladsare your parents smart or retards?mine are so mindnumbingly thick it beggars beliefcan't relate with tv shows wanting parent-figures to be proud of them because I've already impressed mine with knowing how to spell
>>202613913All of the racebait spammers are white and asian
hate it when you're flossing and a little strand of it breaks off inbetween your teeth
>>202613890Alri anime protagonist
Elsa Jean getting pummeled from behind by Jason Love
>>202613814>Britain's roads are mostly evolved from ancient tracks and carriageways that were created long before cars existed. We didn't have the luxury of being able to design cities and towns around the car. This means most of our roads are unsuitable for the sheer amount of traffic going through them, narrow and winding and full of bottlenecks.How do you handle driving down such skinny roads?
good morning toby
>>202613932didnt askdont care blacks have had 0 problems with it for whites so i dont care who it is it may as well be them. not discounting the self hating whites and racists who want to make me think that about blacks just to start a race war. i hate all of them. i hate all races even the bad ones equally
>>202613922Dad is proper thick he's like the spitting image of that bloke from the England Expects painting. Tbf he's very humble and knows he knows nothing about the wider world so I feel as if I'm a bit lucky I don't have an Adrian lib dem guardian dad
you dont get to post about blacks anymore
rorke's drip
>>202613922mumberg is a bit of a ditz, I wouldn't call her stupid but she isn't particularly knowledgeable about anything
>>202613913Racists are deeply insecure and need to feel genetically superior to prevent becoming an hero
>>202613981You should try tricking her into shagging her up the arse
>>202613922dad has booksmarts but no emotional intelligence at allmum has streetsmarts but is thickme? thick and autistic
>>202613945I frequently feel like I'm going to collide with the wing mirrors of oncoming cars, never have but sometimes they must pass just inches apart
https://youtu.be/ooaY1NHPSWI
if we sent all of the self hating whites and racist blacks to Africa then black countries get the best of both worlds.they get white people there while still being a majority, so the country is bound to do better The country would start being worth a damn and might see progress for the first time in their history. the whites get to be among them to fully experience that culture without having to sacrifice everyone else for their guilt and backwards thinking. racists are just as much a disgrace to this country in the majority of cases. are just as annoying as the people they hate almost always because of what they do.
>>202613896going to do yourself in in some forest?
Throw the jew down the well
wogsimprisoning me
black people cannot function without whites. with no whites they couldnt survive at all without them whites have to deal with a lot less of people getting offended which boosts progress. black people are the most sensitive race
>>202613962Also he's a puzzle to me, he speaks fondly of Enoch Powell (despite voting Labour his whole life) but he also sparked out his staff sergeant and did a long stint in military jail because he was picking on his black mate at the army pub. I don't "get" boomers desu
>>202613604time you got a watch
sex
getting quite nervous about WW3 lads
>>202614063could do i suppose
white people no longer know what a good life for them might look like. they have forgotten everything except making things equal to babysit that race and to them a good world is one which is nice rather than it being good for them in a quality of life perspective, where the life they are aiming for is one in Africa just slightly better because of white people propping it up
>>202614113fingers crossed I get nuked
>>202614113Why? Just join a partisan pro-Russian paramilitary group and you'll be on the winning side
*does a little jive*
>>202614141dis white bwoi got di riddim!
rich people are the ones to profit from Africa and this nonwhite majority country would be no different to t hat
Who said this, the creator of abortions or Hitler?:>castrate all the blacks
>>202614140fuck up rorke I'm not getting bummed in the russian army
self hating whites know that if they went to Africa then black people would kill them for no reason. even if that means there being no white people to progress those countries and make it worth as a place to stay in rather than immigrating from
>>202614187mr hitler never met a black in his life
Getting a root canal next week
riveting stuff lads
black people act offensive and then call whites the most offended. but in reality they are insecure enough to get upset at most words and appearances
do people still redditflag
all hitler needed was a mental health first aider and so much misery would have been avoided
shut up toby
bum's itchy
>>202614230he just needed someone to listen
BRING BACK HITLER, he would sort this country out
self hating whites are why i understand why the hebrew tribes kept holocausting themselves. self hating whites are worse for progress than a few blacks
>>202614204had root canal a few years ago
YOU'RE DONE BUDWE GOT THE CHAT LOG
>>202614243Cor
what was your nickname in school lads? Mine was smelly spaz mong
reminder to the polshits here that you talked shit for so many years and then wars broke out for all the countries you were on the dick of or groups you hated and you didnt join a single war, while you "fight" a "war" on fucking 4chan where you go around making every other place worse as your threads are
>>202614257They knock you out or just painkillers?How bad does it hurt afterwards?
tobert
just scratched me bum
Farts are rancid again
left the feeding window open
toildberg has piled more work in me again (unfairly)
>>202614285they don't knock you out no, they just give you anaestheticit's not really painful during or after, just felt like any other dental procedure I've had done you'll get on no bother lad, rest easy
>>202614274gingerpubes
>>202614274I was called May after James May because my personality is almost identical to his
i have literally nothing bad to say about the Chinese other than how them baiting whites is just going to push more whites to racemix with Asians. so those dysgenics that feel the need because of their shit lives to bait whites are also stupid
washed the mouth and tonsils with a hydrogen peroxide and water solution
Had a wank this morning just to the imaginationAnazing what happens when you start shagging again, I just have no desire for porn
nothing sweet to eatand my sweet tooth is overpowering
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I believe low birth rates are caused by the sheer urbanisation of the modern world
>>202614320Had a fear for ages of having some sort of medical procedure and saying some rorke shit while drugged up and out of it
new>>202608027>>202608027
I have a great idea for the new but I have a 5 minute timer, please wait.
>>202614426nae bother
Well fucking hurry up then, we're all fucking waiting. Jeez Louise
can't wait around here doing nothing
the new?
>>202614454Can I suck you off while we wait?
>>202614426yeah not a problem pal *makes the new*>>202614457>>202614457
bet that lads sweating bullets seeing all these comments
