Fusō Edition
Oh no no no Anglo-Saxons are melting down about Alba
tax status: disabled
GIMME SUUUM FUCKIN TIIIIIIITS
>>202618427
*arises in /brit/*
>>202618425>AlbaA name deriving from the white cliffs of dover
>>202618375Yes in EnglandBritish Museum, Natural History Museum, Imperial War Museum, Tate Gallery, Science Museum, all freeSmaller museums may charge, but the same is true in scroteland (e.g. see Surgeon's Hall museum in Edinburgh for example
>>202618441>when all of YOUR problems are caused by YOUhow do you know this without assuming or armchair diagnosing?
>>202618441what disability do you have?
>>202618453Source: schizophrenic ramblings
I belong in Japan.
>>202618402yeah but that's still kind of hard to get into, plus i found shrooms to be quite uncomfortable most of the time and not really enlightening at all, everything just looks like it's covered in cobwebs and there's this purple and green outline everything
>>202618462you can't ask him that mate, only mousenonce is qualified to diagnose anonymous strangers>>202618472please share your miraculous secrets
Funny how Athens never had University degrees and they seemed to do just fine
>>202618455stuffed that jock like a poo-filled haggis
>>202618487whats your point mate?
>>202618487Probably because university is a Catholic invention
>zone 1 apartment>vintage boston university crewneck>uniqlo loungewear flannel trousers>uber eatsed mcdonalds lunch on the way>gf playing league on the desktop PCmy tuesday
vvs on my neck
>>202618428https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg3IImfQp4
feet
>>202618510sounds like a nice life why are you here then
>>202618487sacre bleu, are you saying that university is a scam to saddle people with as much debt as possible at the beginning of their adult lifes, and all the toilbergs are in on it, demanding some fancy degree from a top-tier uni (not to mention at least 5 years experience) for some shitty menial job that could be done by a 4 year old?
>>202618504I'm saying it's the school of life for me
>>202618510>>uber eatsed mcdonalds lunch on the wayBit fucking early inni
>>202618534excuse me mate this is a blue board and you seem to have posted a naked bum
>>202618537
>>202618537cant post that
>>202618537Anglo-Saxons hate disabled peopleMeanwhile Scotland has the most charity in the UK
avatar use
>>202618537what disability do you have?
>>202618534source pls mate
>>202618539>demanding some fancy degree from a top-tier uni (not to mention at least 5 years experience) for some shitty menial job that could be done by a 4 year old?Give one example of this happening, just one!
Unironically just shat myself
mousenonce shut up nigga
scots are literally just northern englishmendelusional "country"
>>202618538
Where's מֶלֶך
Democritus sat underneath a treeBoasting of his university of life degree
kissing mousey and tasting his tonsil stone garlic breath :3
>>202618576it was an exaggerated hypothetical of a thing we all know is basically true, it's pretty out in the open
>>202618587They're northern english but half as friendly and twice as bitter
>>202618587I'm Scottish and I agree with this. We are Anglos like you.
>>202618564That's because all scots are constantly at risk of being categorised as intellectually disabled
>>202618590he left for all eternityhopefully off in the army going around dropping some palis
>Anglo-Saxons having a meltdownLel
>>202618368>>202586601why
>>202618606Accession concepted
>>202618587Nah the English are just southern Scotsmen
there's got to be more to oireland dan dis
>>202618639Peak tism hours
>>202618639The post inspired me and the Fusō is my favourite battleship.
you're laughinghe's posting the mice, and you're laughing
>>202618660>favourite battleship*virgin alarm explodes*
>>202618640not everything has to be an argument you know deegs
you and toby egg again
>>202618643Rough wooingPick a real country next time
Had a bit of wine with the famalam for din dins and have a nice buzz goingfighting the temptation to get myself a couple of bottles and get shitfaced in my room now
>>202618668how do you know all this about an anonymous stranger without assuming or armchair diagnosing?
>>202618668
TobyGaelic nationalistYouCucked Anglo-Saxon
>>202618647Sunday, bloody sunday
>>202618668shut it spacker
>>202618677giggled
always read mousey posts in a very fussy RP accent even though hes from glasgow
eating some spaghella
>>202618720Toby lives in London
[Unintelligible schizobabble]
Remembering how I was 18 years old and thought that a university degree was a mark of intelligence and that you couldn't get a decent paying job without oneNow I am 30 years old, have over 70k in hecs debt and work at a chippy part time
bought 3kg of chicken and 1kg of salmon yesterday, veggie gf is up in arms about it.
>>202618710accusing and deriding people of things you are actively doing yourself is hypocrisy, it's not "no u", you're just being disingenuous
>>202618673how can an alarm be virgin
Flat 22 Gropecunt LaneWittering-upon-ShiteSouth RorkeshireFO7 4JF
>>202618746What did you study?
>>202618746i never thought for a moment i needed a uni degree when i was a kid, but now that i am older i feel like i'd probably be better off with one
>>202618751>because you obviously have some thing to do with authorityhow do you know this about an anonymous stranger without assuming or armchair diagnosing?
Take note of how there are no toilets in Castle Dimitrescu.If I were Ethan and had just got caught by Lady Dimitrescu, I'd immediately get on my knees and vow my unending servitude to her. She'd likely ask what use I, a man-thing, would have to her. I'd point out the lack of toilets in her home, and she would reluctantly agree, seeing as how she's probably tired of using the bathtub.It would take some adjustment. Lady Dimitrescu is a frequent wine drinker, so drinking her piss would be something I would have to do multiple times an hour, but that's not the delicacy. No, while her golden nectar is divine, it's the other one I crave.Her heavenly chocolate.Due to her size, her poo would be massive, and there would be a lot of it. I don't know what her diet is, and it doesn't matter. I would submit, as I promised, and would gladly chow down on her caviar. She would likely laugh and mock me as her fudge hole winks at me, but I'm in heaven, and I love the Lady.And that isn't even factoring in her daughters.
>>202618787She was MUTANT only
>sort of depressed the last few days>forgot what i was depressed about>not really depressed anymorefunny that
Just put together this massive fuck off piece of furniture for the mum. Mums love buying furniture online but they sure don't ever want to put it together themselves, do they?
>Wittering-upon-Shite
found out once that i was officially listed as an abo on the centrelink website, turns out my mum set it like that when i was a kid because she thought it'd mean i'd get more gibs if needed
>>202618782business
Nigga button ----------------------------->
>>202618787
>>202618818Nah your mum got ABO'D
>>202618818well, did you?
currently listening to:in the end - linkin park(max volume)
>>202618821AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
>>202618833she most certainly did not, and i'd thank you to not pick this kind of frightfully low-hanging fruit again in future
>>202618846Uptown wake you upUptown wake you up
>>202618848shut up pisslow
>>202618848you're crazy lol
>>202618821What do you wish you studied?>>202618852No need for that.
>>202618845well my employment agency did seem to want to push me harder to find work after i set myself back to white mode, wouldn't say my payments have gone down
>>202618848cease your wittering you contemptible pissant
>>202618854I'vee got nothing to say to you
Remember when Toby came to London and tried to meet and fight Diego in real life? Can’t remember if he was larping about that or if it actually happened
It's time.
*snort*What do you mean "they"
care for a bit of catberg posting lads?
let me make one thing absolutely clear
>>202618914
real people, working people
>>202618577Update: had a shower to clean up and then took a liquid shit in the shower. Reckon I've got noravirus.
man who invented glass be like>>202618918
>>202618873either electrical engineering or chinese studies
mousenonce is so evil lads, i'm honestly in disbelief that a single soul could carry such darkness, he must've bit the nurse when he was born and then some, the devil himself would shudder in his presence
>>202618787That’s in the DLC
>>202618918>>202618938
>>202618944you're obviously a sped
>So lad, do you have any real hobbies besides playing video games?>How are you going to afford a flat in London if you don't want to work?How do you respond without sounding mad?
mad how some farts smell of satanwhat do you make of that then diego?
>>202618943He was probably just abused as a kid and that made him like this. I’m thinking alkie parents, got taken into care, maybe got nonced in the care system and got no qualifications at school
sir poo barmer is coming for your dole
how do i become british
a fairer, more equitable society, where anyone can build a livelihood, no matter their race, religion or sexual orientation
>>202618936>liquid shitI GIVE YOU LIFENOT FOR HONOURBUT FOR YOOOOOUUUUU
>>202618969there don't seem to be really any concrete stories about mousenonce, some other lad here was saying the other day that he's been imprisoned for posting cp before, not sure how true that is but i wouldn't put it past him
how does someone literally choosing to be surrounded by piss describe anyone else as "piss low"
>>202618997Even straight white blokes?
>>202618965i'm gonna become a pimp and two fine bitches is gonne be my hos
>>202618965i dont like fake nails and fake eyelashes or tattoos
>>202618987Sounds self-congratulatory and egomaniacal Let alone holds no reference to actual reality
>>202619024He is the Piss King, you are a lowly pissant
shitting in the shower, showering in the toilet
love how all of mousenonce's posts sound like some kind of ground-breaking revelation like he's a preacher or something, when they're not blogposts that is
>>202618990is this from that new terrifier film or something?i'm a bit on edge because some chink posted an actual video of a cat getting stabbed yesterday
I actively ignore anyone that isn't white in public and women that are white with makeup on.
>>2026189655 a side with the work lads and the odd bike ride.
>>202619089ah yes the yank equivalent of deano
>>202618987By chance are you the guy from the previous thread? Sorry, but your lazy ass still needs to go to yu-nee.
think i finally might be done with the gambling lads. in debt. no money. truly lost it all.
>>202619139
>>202619087phwoarrrr
>>202619129Schizo
always used to get confuse r kelly and p diddy with each other, now that they're both weird sex offenders i'm going to get even more confused
>>202619027>more shit that theyve made up to be above someone else. imagine being so low that the bar is that for the lies you have to make up>>202619060>he is a pissant and lives just for government and and lawyers
>>202619087Must be so annoying being a woman being constantly surrounded by weird coomer freaks all the time Men are honestly such grim cunts
>>202619161*Ahem*Why would underground diamonds be cut?
>>202619197Maybe she shouldn't have 90% of her arse on display then
>>202619087no tits = no love
might become a real estate agent
>>202619209Freak
>>202619176r kiddy
>>202618787I love that nipps just openly go with the coomer bait
>>202619176R Diddy and Pee Kelly
It was a dark and stormy night.
>>202619254
>>202619176one liked to piss on girls and the other liked sticking dildos up arses
>>202619176they are also both nonces
>>202619254love a dark and stormy, me
>>202619161never happened mate. just dont think i got one coming.
>>202619229What about fake estate
>>202619295yeah bet you do you little bender
It's dandruff season
>>202619263Rorke come get your grandad!!!
>>202619275HERRO HERROO she will eat them
eating a grapefruit, me
>>202619275Lol this is just like my gf when I spend too much time with her sister
Bit chilly
>>202619351irish wedder
:3
>>202619275me on the left when I don't get any (You)s
>>202619348are you rooting her?
lads, can i get some tips on getting (You)s? i never get any
imagine paying nearly 3k for thishttps://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/152838461
>In the Harrying of the North, William the Conqueror's solution to stop a rebellion in 1069 was the brutal conquest and subjugation of northern England. William's men burnt whole villages from the Humber to Tees and slaughtered the inhabitants. Food stores and livestock were destroyed so that anyone surviving the initial massacre would soon succumb to starvation over the winter. The destruction is depicted in the Bayeux Tapestry.[15] The survivors were reduced to cannibalism,[16] with one report stating that the skulls of the dead were cracked open so that their brains could be eaten. Between 100,000 and 150,000 perished, and the area took centuries to recover from the damage
>>202619439post coomer bait
>>202619456imagine renting lmao
>>202619462Quite based really, that's why Northerners are so hard now because he killed all the runts
>>202619462the North must exact revenge for this
It was a dark and smarmy night
very happy lads the stock I put 14k in a few months ago has gone up something like 17% in two days
might have a rishi su-wnak
>>202619493what is this silly bitch playing at?
>>202619493Partial suspension in the kneeling position is actually a top-tier way to kill oneself, surprisingly painless and minimal clean-up
>>202619462It's like a scene from a medieval or sword and sorcery movie.
it was sir keir and starmer night
I was just wondering if you wanted to drink Tetley and play Ridge Racer Type 4 for the PlayStation
>>202619531Wow that's amazing
It was a dark and stormy night. Oliver Cromwell had just dumped all Irish grain stores in the ocean. All his men agreed to blockade supplies from reaching the shores.
>>202619559wait is she actually dead? i thought she was just doing it as some kind of cry for help, that seems to me like a ridiculous way to top onesself because at some point your survival instinct would kick in and you'd stand up pretty much involuntarily
>>202619531how do you know what to invest in?
>>202619595It was a dark and stormy night. Your mum found comfort in me arms, so she did.
>>202619613>because at some point your survival instinct would kick in and you'd stand up pretty much involuntarilyNah you purposefully place pressure on the arteries on your neck until you pass out and then your bodyweight asphyxiates you whilst you're unconscious
>>202619003hes talked about being arrested before the cp thing is likely made up
>>202619640Sorry the submissions were for historical events only
>>202619617Should be killed
>>202619639it was a tip from someone on /biz/ 4 years ago
barmy + bonkers = bonkyex: the left's gone bloody bonky!!!!thoughts?
>>202619462The UNITED kingdom! Diversity is our strength!
Ever just walk around the gaff alone saying 'I'm going to kill myself' and similar out loud?
>>202619456its not 3k for the flat its for the location
>>202619662It is a historical event. Wasn't your mum for vacation in Santorini?
>>202619691United we stand towards Irish subjugation and ethnic extermination
>>202619675lmao based womanserves that manlet right for trying to look cool by carrying them with one hand
>>202619719erm no x
>>202619675Stupid fucking woman You never mess with the food
>>202619724Oh so you get to own Marylebone for £3000 a month do you
>>202619762yeah, unless I roll doubles
How does one even deal with a woman humiliating you in publicYou can't abuse her in any way or some fella eager to release years of pent up frustration will come flying at you with a tackle
high at work
>>202619675https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/ph12qs/kicking_a_guys_pizza_for_no_reason/
wouldn’t mind escaping up her tunnel
>>202619804take the high road and let her embarrass herself
>>202619804Better to be wronged than do wrong.
>>202619804Just call her a fat cunt, it will stay with her for years
>>202619675remind me why they got the vote
have you ever met someone irl after first meeting them on 4chan?i met this one block who lived down the road from me and went to the same school in the same year as me, we just didn't know each other back thenhe's a nice guy, bit shy
>>202619804you can't deal with it, it's like the social equivalent of a fatal woundeven if you're able to laugh it off with a quip or something you still got outwitted/outplayed by a girl
>>202619862>just do a hate speech, that will make things right
>>202619823why are they like this
>>202619736This, he set himself up
>>202619894
fish eating crabdid you imagine a fish eating crab, or a crab that eats fish?
>>202619730Your whore of anal mother
got dingleberries
*scratches my hair unleashing a wave of nits on you*
>>202619894editing to thank for likes makes my skin crawl, it's like some sort of academy award acceptance speech, they're completely oblivious to the fact that no one cares
>>202619894>attention starved loser retard thinks people care about him because a few thousand people clicked a button under his post
>>202619855The english nation? Except for the communist revolutionary
>>202619888If a woman randomly walks up to you in a bar and pours a beer over your head then it's not being outwitted now is it
pootoil approaches
ah... evening all
Really want some pizza now :(
>>202619945Followup on my post: would appreciate some (you)s thank you!!!!
>>202619949You're allowed to slap her in that scenario
slaughter all reddit commenters
>what did the redditor burglar say after setting off a bomb in fort knox?>"wow, this blew up, thanks for the gold!"
>>202619913>>202619945>>202619946>t. don't get (You)s on the regular
>>202619945>>202619974
>>202619962evening publad, been to the pub today?
>>202619978Some other guy in the bar will look up and just see me slapping a woman, without seeing what she did, and then he's smashing my face
>>202619989SCRYOTCHING
>>202620010not today, although it is on the cards for the later this week
>>202619989this is a perfect boomer dad joke yet not a single boomer will understand it
ffs getting all limerant about the LO again
>>202619762no but you get to live there for 3k a month
>>202620035Oh it is, isn't it? It's on the cards, isn't it? Tally ho then jolly old friend!
It was the best of threads, it was the worst of threads
rorke getting raped on roblox
>>202620063aye that it islove pub with the lads me
fed up of people thinking I have to care about the things they care about when they don't care about the things I care about
wars stopped being kino the very second they stopped horses being involvedhow else are you meant to have honour and glory and heroes without the based horsies
leftytranny roping xhemselves on roblox as a dress rehearsal
she don't believe in shootin stars, but she believe in poos and farts
*stares at your breasts ignoring what you said*Wow that's fascinating
hate when torrented films don't include subtitles, tried watching dude (2021) the other day and couldn't make out a word they were saying since half of the worst were made up, also a lot of whispering and JF accent
>>202620141Have you considered just downloading the subtitles
all out of acetometaphin
>>202620173didn't know you could do that
>>202620172wahey look at him go!
>>202620141this is a genuine spacker post fucking hell
>>202620172knock door run but when the nigga waiting behind the door for a surprise
>hate when torrented films don't include subtitles, tried watching dude (2021) the other day and couldn't make out a word they were saying since half of the worst were made up, also a lot of whispering and JF accent
>FELL IN LOVE WITH A SHOOTING STAR BUT SHE MOVES SO FAST WHEN SHE FALLS THEN I'LL BE WAITING
>>202620197yeah i know but i kinda wanted to see dune since i read the book ages ago and barely remember it, i hate zoomer actors too
Not sure I approve of this guy posting his fetish of women getting suffocated
how /brit/posters look at you when they want you to make the new for them
>>202620224>>202620224>>202620224
absolutely fucked it lads, bought rye bread sandwiches for dinner by mistakeshan't be letting that foreign muck pass betwixt my lips so I shan't
>>202620172Is it noncey to imagine them shagging?
>>202618529Took his time about it
Lool
what the FUCK janny?
fucking hell
not on is it
Fucked
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
hate jewshate palestiniansnuke them allthis is the only reasonable opinion
janny off his meds
SCREAMING
JANNY YOU CUNTIF YOUD JUST LET HIM POST THE FUCKING MICE THIS THREAD WOULD BE AT BUMP LIMIT
What did he mean by this
fucking done emshit thread anyway
now I don't know where to watch neon genesis evangelion
>137 postsat what point do we call anti-british racism for what it is
Well you know I was sat underneath a tree with my cock in my hand and that's when I was able to determine that gravity was some kind of force
>>202621393job well done then
omdz
NEW>>202621429>>202621429
Janny giggling and rocking back and forth waving his arms around like the retarded spastic he is
