Torchwood: outside the government, beyond the police. Tracking down alien life on Earth, arming the human race against the future. The twenty-first century is when everything changes. And you've got to be ready.
>>202623247the gayest show ever made
tell you want my wood feels like a bloody torch and thats the truth
going to bed in one hour
>>202623277my dick is all scared up atm from noncing myself so much
>>202623303why are you so desperate for attention
>>202623303oishut it
>>202623247That Asian is torching my wood
>>202623303
While trying to blame Jews for subversive behaviour, 'Goyslop' is actually a projection of Western civilisation's most self-destructive excesses.
>>202623180pakislop is for south asian run kebab places not greek or albanian wtf are you on about and you forgot chinkslop and wogslop for any other ethnic cuisine
>>202623341>submissive0w0
>>202623336nonce
fake mousey
Keep going forward I say Never look back
>>202623345you literally just gave me some lol
>>202623336stop posting this youve done it like 10 times
>>202623327that's a thing? holy fuck 45 year old mummy gf 2025 coming on strong!
Be right back forum
>>202623319willard just gets bloated and turgid if i wank for too long but i used to get a lot of skin cracking and wounds at the end
>>202623391you had some pretty strong opinions on something you're completely ignorant about. very low IQ
Saw a rather attractive 41-year-old who matched me on an app, but she was only looking for a long-term relationship and had a kid. Sad!
>>202623428???
>>202623434melty
he's posting the mice
>>202623442How about you be a real man and step up?
witnessing avatar or signature use as we speak
>>202623409my foreskin is rather resilient I must say. over the years of beatings it's taken, the cracks and scaring fades away and it's like brand new
So excited for Keir's speech
toby
>>202623434ive got a nice life actually. you're the freak living in a grotty bed sit. no friends, no gf, your family hates you, completely reliant on paltry handouts from the government to stay alive. 4chan is your lifeyou're a loser loool
feel like if I had a gf who genuinely loved me all my problems would be solved
>>202623409Ktim
cum <3
mousenonce on a mad one
just bit my tongue and it's already healed and hardly bled. if a outside part of my body stayed that wet it would never heal. how do the insides parts do that
Phwoar
>>202623434can't post that pal
>>202623502enzymes
start doing THIS to your beloved dead pets
feel like if I had a bf who genuinely loved me all my problems would be solved
So in Russian, the way to express the idiom >Between a rock and a hard placeIs>Meждy двyх oгнeй Which in English is literally >Between two firesInterestingly, the preposition мeждy (between, amongst) is usually followed by a noun in the instrumental case but in this phrase it's followed by the genitive.
>>202623488>he thinks women feel loveomd delusional
>>202623533NO MICE
MAAATE
>>202623518what brave little guys
hugs and cuddles with other boys. huggles? aha :P
I fucking love women, how is it even possible to be gay when women with tummies like this exist
>what people think 40-year-old gf will be likeSugar mummy >What it's actually likeAn older, more depressed/bitter/disagreeable you who bends your ear about all her regrets and worries
TOTAL MOUSE DEATH
Reggies :P
Reggie
Craziest dailymail headline?
leftypol spent years attacking christianity for being irrational, misogynistic, and harming children only to adopt a new irrational cult that is clearly misogynistic and also harms children
>>202623247I love coming bere and not having to type brit in catalog because how active this wonderful thread is :P>>202576622KYS
>>202623564the only one making this thread worse is you, nonce
>>202623579she looks amazing <3<3
australian not-mouse
Why does he love the Reggies
Need an older, more depressed/bitter/disagreeable woman who bends my ear about all her regrets and worries
>>202623564why do you have to go as far as to post the mice just cause you like them? can't you just keep them up on your second monitor and that way you won't get banned but can still look at them
MN would've loved 190 and his hard drives
>>202623355All the same to me
>>202623634because reggie is 12 years old hence his name
>>202623617
>>202623627Not true>>202623611He looks amazing x
My gf is 9 years old than me and bullies me sometimes..
get the piss ashed and sniffed
>>202623640He wants us to think of him as a mouse. This is the same as all avatarposters, like incels want people to think they're literal frogs.
>My gf is 9 years old
>>202623669>My gf is 9 years old
>>202623669my dickyour ass
>>202623621“Wokism” or however the mart is sharted is literally just Christianity without god. Blessed are the meek = oppressed classes.
What chemical experiments are you working on today mousey?? Xx
>>202623679and trannies like tilde/employed man wanting to be the anime child they sexually lust over
just witnessed
>>202578137Mousey trvke
Forgot I bought a full pub card of pork scratchings while drunk and hungry on amazon so now I've got that to deal with.
>>202623728>posting a one day old replyfuck off
With winter approaching many African and Indian people will suffer from psychosis induced from a lack of Vitamin D Please be kind towards them if they have any short outbursts since it is not their own fault
>>202623434>>202623533>>202623564>>202623611fake mousey
KEIR'S HERE!!!!
>>202623701yanks get in crashes like this and say "what in tarnation was he thinking"
They want to destroy the pubs because it’s the last place white people gather
mass effect was so good
cocks...
>>202623774trvke
Keir just pledged to ban Mousenonce
>>202623774>white peopleuh pole you aren't welcome here either
14
>>202623751FOY
>>202623247can't believe they cancelled John Barrowman
business idea: ban alcohol, replace pubs with communal weed smoking lounges. now ik you’re all virginous little chuddies who will seethe at the prospect but this change would immensely improve society
Just found out that bookworms are an actual real thing and they've been eating my books.
Reminder the real Mousey hasn't given the parasite attention in weeks
Turn the pubs into mosques inshallah!!
151617
>>202623812?
Contradictions between AI and wikipedia and not sure is more reputable.Trying to determine if quantum mechanics regards the flow of time as universal and absolute (as opposed to Einstein's relativity which says time is relative contingent on an observer's trajectory or the curvature of spacetime on account of gravity).AI says Einstein's relativty is applicable at the quantum level and wiki says time is universal even at these tiny scales.Not sure who to believe.
>>202623774It's actually because they've realised that the country is going to collapse under the weight of the growing population of brown layabouts and the only way to stop this is to get white people to stop going out getting drunk and having free time and instead milk them like cows by getting them to work longer hours and tax them harder Literal wage slavery
RUBBED MY EYE AND NOW IT ITCHES AHHAHSHSHAHAUFOROEI3I4I3I3
i've stolen a boyfriend or two in my time
>>202623859>white peoplePole brother you will be going back too
>>202623845whichever one isn't owned by jewserrrrrrr......
>>202623894you are mentally ill
>>202623908its "friends" knew the cat was there and didn't tell him :.(
I love being white. I'm going to eat a brick of cheese and then overhead press a little brown fella!
>>202623940thischavs are just as bad as wogs
>>202623940>trashFr fr ong these whiteys aint bussin ykwis
alri lads
>>202623981nonce
>>202623940ktim except humanity in generalwish i was a tiger or something
>>202623940The average person - regardless of race - is shite.The woke normoid masses.
someone start taking about the hypothetical subjunctive tense I fucking dare you
>>202623940*raeps ur mum*
How's everyone today? Just got back from the sinnergog
round them all up and melt them down in a blast furnace
just been shamed into wearing trackies by /brit/
Connection error while posting. [More info]
might get into tf2
had a bit too much for lunch, dozing off at my toil laptop
just been shamed into housing packies by the labour government
alri ladsjust got back from having sex
robots are actually gonna take over the world really fucking soon just look at how much dexterity they have now
>>202624097>packies
I still calls her Aeris
modern men are so conformistlook how they all dress the samelisten to the same musicwatch the same filmshave the same opinionsmen should be individualist and forge their own destiniesconformism is a feminine trait
let me pigeon hole that
>>202624117thats what her fucking name was in the game even if it shouldnt have been
>>202624114>>202624128not hard to figure out it was referencing >>202624077, is itdullards
mental how israel can commit war crimes with impunity against the supposedly strong traditionally masculine muslims and all they do is cry about it online
packies as in packies your bagies and fuck off
>>202624120this is why i bought a 4x4 and will live in a small homestead one day
"the mind, the buddah, and all beings are essentially the same"
off down the packie shop
>>202624107personally would LOVE to shag one
I'm Straight Dave and I'm here to kick ass, fuck pussy, and drink beer!
>>202624157bombing arms depots is a war crime now?
Queer Barmer just banned jpgs of mice
Bloody packys
I drink 3 litres of milk a day is that bad
packy pizza
mental how fit thy are
Remember GTA 4 had a character called 'Packie' in it?lmao
got the runescape on
>call someone a nonce>noncelad shows up
>>202624267black women? I agree
>>202624182
>sexladi.e. the no-sex haver
Wear headphones at least 16 hours a day and the back of my ears smell like stinky cheese :/
off down the sex shop for some sex
smallest mammal
>>202624292Solid.
>>202624302gamer dent status?
>>202624319this is rorke
>>202624251getting the pizza express later
single digits corr
>>202624339Prefer not to say
>>202624342Will probably be made by a paki, so why don't you just go for a kizza?
>>202624343bore off adam
>>202624319whore needs to cut her nailsfucking women keeping pets but then also risking killing them witj tbeir nailsFucking idiots
>>202624275Packie is an actual nickname for people called Patrick/Padraig (pronounced Por-rick), look up Packie Bonner
You runts crying about pubs dying yet no friends to go with or the bollocks to go on your own hmmm
kier snorer just put me to sleep
>>202624406adama tryboré
>>202624406Go to my local pubs alone all the time, mePint, a fag, and a phone. Don't need anything else.
Sir Slop Slurper
What's poo barmer saying then? Can't stand listening to him anymore personally
>>202624341he is a how you say "piccolissima"
Sir Pier Stormer
just sprained my ankle again, what am i like
>>202624457said that immigrants will get wanked off on the taxpayer's dime
sir fag banner
Sir Woke BarmerGet the you know whos housed
>>202624457load of bollocks probably
Is it weird that I'm messaging an actual Russian camwhore who streams on chaturbate with plans to meet up and fuck in Turkey? She only cams solo and she always has like 2,000+ people watching her so she's pretty fit
you'd think they would make osrs membership free since they have runescape 3 nowgreedy bastards
Up at 6 am. Toil soon. 6 more weeks until i pay off my car
get the bloody war heroes housed
>>202623915says the child endangerer
>>202624457closing the pubspubs are islamophobic you see
>>202624543how do i endanger children
>veterans/war heroes will be housedUh oh
Sir Shit Cunter
>>202624504Is it weird how some people don't value their kidneys
>>202624556did he say which war?
>>202624555you hang around parks with needles mousenonce
>>202624578the one in 1812
>>202624538could not care less mate
Oh my days he’s using his extra special conference talk to demand that Hamas release the hostages but he called them ‘sausages’
>>202624582not mousenonceyou are profoundly mentally ill
>>202624591sir sausage releaser
Release the sausages now
get the sasuages out
>>202624602cope on nonceoid
>>202624525If you have rs3 membership you get osrs too. But if yo to stupid to look for membership Keys online or simply buy the gp then a bond for like 2 quid in coins then yo ass stupid
Get the pubs closed down
give me back the cumberlands
>>202624402>padraiggayest name ever, no wonder the English oppressed you lot
get the pubs turned into mosquesget the churches turn into flats to house brown people
https://x.com/JackParkr/status/1838570442719650242 Video of him saying sausages looool
probably has to eat chicken sausages cause they only eat kosher food
close the pubsconvert them to migrant housing
ok so this is rorke
>>202624626NO PUB NO WORK
Breakfast coming along nicely
>>202624657Fucking roaroing
>>202624657LOL
>>202624319cover that little cunt in breadcrumbs and deep fry till golden brown
get the sausages fried
>Performers are not subject to the smoking ban if artistic integrity makes it appropriate forthem to smoke during the performance (regulation 6, Exemptions Regulations).What if I just open a pub that has a live performance of a play set in 2005 every night where people smoke in pubs? Anyone can sign up to be an actor in this performance.
>>202624576I've facetimed with her like 20 times at this point lol, and not when she's "working", just doing daily life shit. she's a nerd who likes anime and games so it's not like she's just another one of those Russian cambots
RETURN THE SAUSAGES RORKE
>>202624678blog on you bore
>>202624673haha im rorke when i get out of the shower and i just got out of the shower so im rorke right now
Sir Sausage Sizzler
>>202624704I see you're still having your meltdown Step away from the computer and take a deep breath for a few minutes that'll calm you down
>>202624384never seen a non white working in my local PEalso the food is bangin
>Immigration must come down... but not yet? Yvette Cooper insists Labour is 'serious' about cutting inflows once young Brits are 'properly trained' for jobs - as Home Secretary vows summer riots won't 'silence debate'
>>202624707classic rorke
>>202624695that's an episode of nathan for you
>>202624657>I call again for the return of the sausages
>>202624698how deranged are you to talk to a Russian camwhore instead of a bitch who actually lives in your general vicinity
No Beer Keir
>>202624678starmer got hamas to release your sausages ?
how many sausages are there in gaza?
>>202624739My name isn't Nathan.
>>202624504>>202624698how did you get into dms?
>>202624698Smug cunt blog on lmao
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>>202624756mouse sandwich
>>202624741Irish women are the fucking worst. And all the immigrants should fuck off back home. So I'm left with no choice
sir keep bangers
Been over a decade since I had a dominos, pizza express, or a paki pizza.There's half a dozen proper Italian pizzerias in my city so I don't see the point.
just released my sausage
>>202624752No we are having bacon eggs and potato
curbstomp clogwogs mums brain into the gutter after I've finished raping her
>>202624789someimes you want the greaseand the normal places aren't open at 2am
https://x.com/Jamin2g/status/1838570340361883995
Sir Two Tier 'No Beer' Queer Keir making Rorke wank a migrant's sausage
Wear a lot of XL and XXL tops not because I'm fat (I'm not) but because I like my clothes loose and not tight fitting.
DUDE HAHAH HE SAID SAUSAGES DUDE THATS SO FRICKIN FUNNY HE MIXED UP HIS WORDS AT A VERY IMPORTANT EVENT LMAOOOO LETS IGNORE EVERYTHING HE HAS TO SAY AND MAKE FUN OF THE LEADER WHO BROUGHT THE LABOUR PARTY BACK FROM THE SHAMBLES OF CORBYN
>>202624756corr is it in the meal deal?
Sir Eats Kosher
rorke you have aboslutely lost the fucking plot
>>202624823Wouldn't want to show off your obviously male build would you.
get the suasages returned
Guys this hooker is not like the other hookers sure she sells sex for money but she likes x and yLmao
>>202624769pretty simple really. I replied to one of her instagram stories, she thought it was funny, said I was cute and then she followed me back lol. her cam name is amilia4u
rorkes gone fucking mental
>>202624865190 kids molested
>>202624875what did you say
>>202624875you fucking idiot
Sir Kiel Basa
>>202624920that one's a banger
>>202624887No
Tried basa the other day, it's fucking vile. Tastes like mud. Foreign cunts seem to love it though.
>>202624906Wait until she introduces him to this great cryptoapp lmfao
>>202624887there's your dinner
>>202624946the fish? it's just plain white fish, you're meant to put in something
sir sausage barmer
>>202624826tool making hands typed this
>>202624946your mum heated up some packaged basa fillets in the oven did she
>>202624845>aboslutely
TOTAL RORKE VICTORY
might do some coke
>>202624977I'm putting it in the bin
>>202625017y
>>202624823It's because you're fat and have no friends which gives you self-esteem problems so you hide your disgusting body out of shame
rork youve gone insane man you need help bad
>>202624995Not the lad you're replying to but I've those smoked basa fillets from the supermarket and cooked them wrapped in foil in the oven (18 mins at 180c) and they turned out lovely.
who do you think would win lads?niko is younger and military-trained but michael has literal the superhuman ability to slow down time
>if we want to tackle illegal migration we can't pretend there is some magical process that returns people without a process that grants asylumAh yes there it is, labour's plan to 'tackle' illegal migration is to just legalise them lmaoAs long suspected
>>202624952I have her phone number and she has literally shown me to her mum and nan (they don't speak english) on facetime before kek. you actually think this is my first rodeo? that's cute
aussies be like>strewth got me payslipo time for abo shago and a smoko
>>202625031still melting down?
>>202624977It's a bottom-feeding freshwater fish, and it tastes like shit. It's not comparable to white ocean fish like Cod or Haddock.
>>202625040bro is bragging about speaking to a camgirl slag
Starmer hates white britons and loves foreign bames
>>202625038the norwood reaper already won
>>202624899just a funny observation of what she was doing in one of her stories, have the text but don't remember what her story was so it doesn't make sense without the context
>>202625049...yh
>>202625040First rodeo in what exactly. Courting women over distance on the internet? Pipe down
>>202625080lol
>>202625097raped that cunt
>>202623278>>202623278>>202623278
>>202625066bragging? because some retard is acting like this is my first time talking to someone online? yeah sure.
>>202625080michael is in his late 40s, and as for niko, all eastern europeans have that dracula hairline
cock ring onballs tied up slightlyfinna pop like mad when i spaff
Make any criticism of Israel or capitalism and you're banned from the elite circles of the world for life Mental
>>202623247Miracle Day is worse than Chibnall's era.
