Dollhouse edition
poo smells lmao
>>202627684
>>202628876gave me some lottery numbers
threw away all my vapes because i could feel my lungs getting gummed up from them
>>202628820>Saudi Arabia more individualistic than Portugal Struggle to believe this
katy's guts are also gummed up from all that batonnage she endured over the weekend
got offered the jobberg
muscleberg beneath my ribcage has been twitching slightly for hours
>>202629012LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>katy's guts are also gummed up from all that batonnage she endured over the weekend
watching season 7 rick and morty
>>202629012get in de lad whats the salary
get the kids noced
just did a system of a down song, attack. that was really hard. just button mashing for a good portion of that.
>and some random on Discord>they start talking about cutting themself and shit>feel like i can't ghost them now or they'll cut themself morewtf do I do. I don't want to hear about this shit man
>>202628918>Yeah those New Zealand lamb shanks are from the local farm innit.Mine doesn't sell New Zealand lamb shanksIt sells Dorset lamb shanks
Hate my life but don't know how to fix it.
Spent the last couple of days in Aberdare in WalesKinda bussin and didn't see a single non white the entire timeWas very refreshing desu
runtoil tonight after work
She sells lamb shanks on the sea shore
>>202629081Gettin' the ol' itch think I would just be happy having the box art blown up as poster tbf
>Think the pasta water thing is bollocks desu, placebo effect innitnaa, but you do need a good quality pasta, the cheap orange stuff doesn't release much starcharguably not required for a tomato based sauce depending how you make it, but for stuff like carbonara or cacio e pepe it's absolutely essential
if I were writing a sitcom based in a fictional Welsh town I'd call it Aberdayoff
vgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMvqZ2iqnDI
the housing crisis is caused by the decline of the council tower block
>>202629129Bitch boy haha bitch boy
blud thinks the new zealand lamb and australian beef is from the farm down the road :skull:
>>202629139runt oil wank
>>202629186this disgusts leftypol
>>202629129you're like a bug in a spiders web. the more you struggle to get away, the worse it get
remember the oiling with trannies post lol
>>202629186get that fucker coated in batter and deep fried
rememebr Clint eastward looool
>>202629129Ask them if they'll do it on cam while you wank. You have to out-weird the weirdos.
for england, janny?no, alec. for me.*prunes the early*
>>202629186is that a so called fly over state
keir 'return the sausages' starmer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sham_surgery
>>202629226True. I might just ghost
>>202629081>FAIRY AIR FORCE
Air, Trees, Water, Animalsthat one was way easier
>>202629101is 3 out of 7 good
really hate having to mess around with crypto, one misclick or typo and i could potentially lose hundreds of dollarydoos
>air friar
>>202629177bechamel thickened with pasta water so thick you can lift the plate with it
>>202629136haha yea
>>202629280that place looks so reddit
>>202629310it's better than 2/7 i guess
>8 of the last 10 Canadian Prime Ministers have been CatholicBritish colony my ARSE
>>202629215goofy ahh low graphics settings ahh orange
>>202629332whyjust looks vaguely touristy European place to me
>>202629056less gooo>>20262907727kit goes up but thats more than enough for meim 22 and live at home you see
>>202629332What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Iceland?
8 out of 10 Cat(holic)s
dont get paid till next sunday
evens i buy valium, odds i buy ketamine
big fan of the malapropism bradders gimmick
>>202629381based parantheses lad
Okay I must get to work now Hope you don't miss my posting too much while I'm gone x
>>202629354>27kmore than I was able to acquire at that age after graduatinggood on ye
>>20262935427k in london or the north
>>202628962hope you win
>>202629441ah yes, the two locations
>>202629380reckon he's having a crafty wank behind that bag? wouldn't put it past the jeets, they can't control themselves
I don't know what to do with myselfChanges are afootBut I am both undecided and indecisive about how to react to them
going to the hardware store to buy some light bulbs and an egg timer
corr i love women me they're so sexy
27 and £40k which im happy enough with but get brutally salarymogged by mates in the same field
>>202629435thanks pal>>202629441central scotland
Sat in my bedroom waiting for dad to tell me my tea is ready. Could be 10 minutes, could be 3 hours. Just have to sit and wait. Probably going to be chicken nuggets and chips or something.I'm a grown man in his 30's haha. I wish I was dead.
>>202629473literally me
>>202629478>an egg timerCan I suggest your phone or a watch?
>>202629514>central scotlandyou must be the local warlord with that salary then
eating a pizzaaaaaa?a succulent pakistani pizzaaaaaaaaaa?
>>202629473thought experiment: if you were going to do something NOT with yourself, do you imagine your body doing it without your mind or your mind doing it without your body?
GET YOURSELF SOME OF THOSE WASABI MIX FROM ALDIS. LOVELY JOB.
>Israel attacks Lebanon live: Hezbollah responds as Israeli raids kill 558
now we all know that "gotten" isn't a word - but surely if any word is used enough and for the same context, even if it's a mispronunciation or grammatical error - then eventually it just becomes its own word, right? that's how languages evolve, if not for that evolution and flexibility of our languages we'd all still be speaking indo-european babble
I always use the water that I parboil my roast potatoes in as stock for the gravy
>>202629515is your dad one of those sad divorcees like kirk van houten? chicken nuggets and chips sounds like depressed bachelor food to me
>>202629515If it's something that simple why not put it in the oven yourself for once
>>202629515FOLC
>>202629473your soundtrack, sirhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88re1awZ9MQ
>>202629552they've been completely mugged off here
EverbodyEverybody get naked!
>>202629579she's 15 btw
>>202629604"she" is a cartoon mate
>>202629552Sounds like they don't need that US-UK strike force sat in the eastern med then :)
>>202629561>Vestiges of an Old English cognate *gietan remain obliquely in modern past participle gotten and original past tense gat, also Biblical begat.you are probably just trolling but in case you aren't
>>202629604Too old
>Israel attacks Lebanon liveAny luck in the ticketmaster queue for this one lads?
>>202629572Then you have gfberg asking why there is a jar of sperm water in the fridge
>>202629604
>>202629552>Hezbollah respondswith what? angry tweets?
>>202629613save it for the judge
>>202629646
>>202629509I have never even come close to sniffing a 40k salary
i love dick
mad how we have constant high-fidelity footage of real wars going on these days, hope that's enough to put people off joining the military and dying for the jews
What the fuck is wrong with the British public?
utterly arsed up my life
>>202629509same age on 30k me
in a bygone era an intelligent, sensitive young man such as myself would probably join the foreign service and be sent off to oversee some god forsaken colony in the pacific but those days are gone and my prospects with them
Before I go just a reminder that I have an iq of at least 180 maybe higher and my cock is 7" also I make £80k salary x
I will be mentioning SeasideMark when Tilde shows up.
>>202629576I think he's just autistic. Only eats potatoes, bread, chips, pies, and other brown stuff.>>202629577Not allowed or I get kicked out and I don't have anywhere else to go at the moment. Even after I offered to pay more rent to cover the cost of having the oven on twice.
anime nonces OUT
>>202629672bennie parasites should not be afforded the same rights as everyone else
Started rainingLuckily the train approaches
>>202629670Well I don't think I'm eligible to join the Israeli military anyway so no chance of me dying for the jews
>>202629012mourinho is a good looking old guybut his two daughters are very ugly and fat weirdlyi feel bad for mourinho
>>202629672Not looking too good for our spainoThat job diary will be mandatorySanctions will be forthcoming
Just want to test somethingHello>>202627201lads
>>202629561gotten was used by Shakespeare, moron
>>202629672People in their 20s claim more than People in their 40s due to their healthI support INGSOC going after those fuckers
>>202629672dole bludgers live in boomers' heads rent free even though it's not even close to the biggest piss-away of taxpayer money
>>202629726bizarre postr
Sir Mark Spammer
>>202629700
>>202629688i think you had to get bummed to get into the foreign service. you know, old boys club stuff
>>202629136>>202629473>>202629686I'm guessing I am getting a 3-for-1 (You) samefag here
>>202629719all wars are in service of the jews
>>202629509FOTC
>>202629672Based dont knows
>>202629744>>202629751>>202629752
>>202629700oh so your da is mental shouldve just said x
>>202629753
Testing>>stuffHello>>1again>>202629743I'm testing how 4chan does links, for reasons
>>202629616>>202629730Genuinely had no clue. I was always told that it was an Americanism.
>>202629672Do fraud investigators not already have access to this? If the police reasonably suspect a crime they can get access to almost anything, the law doesn't really work without this
>>202629672honestly not sure what angle you've got here
>>202629763Hot What's the name of this cartoon
>>202629753All me save for the ones that aren't me
>>202629804boku no pico
gotten is technically fine to use, but usually where you can use gotten you can probably use a better word in your sentence
>>202629672Brits hate freedom, any idea the average brit is just a repressed American in terms of the idea of freedom is insanity. Brits love meddling and stopping people doing things.
all me, as the saying goes
>>202629700so your dad is a control freak who wants to run your life and that's why you're in your 30s and a neet no-lifer?that's a pretty solid excuse to be fair
>>202629819my cock thanks you
>post about reigning in dole dossers>eight (you)s from furious dole dosserslmao
>>202629760not a tarq im considered the povvo of the group since they're on like 50k and get a bonus too which I don'tat least I get time to post here though x
pozzed up to my eyeballs in bluepilled shite
LIVERPOOL
>>202629850nonce nonce NONCE
bit of kpop (BTS). yep, years of occasional practice and you can reach my level
>>202629769>>202629813just teeming with lost souls this thread then, are weah well was worth a punt
a cu mrd seai ttto eae al m
>>202629327
>>202629898What is this? Actually, don't answer that, I don't care
>>202629782Americans speak more like the Angle saxons brits speak in some made up French-German accent and stuff or something
>>202629924clone hero. it's guitar hero for pc
sick to death of how slow my browser is, my old laptop was fine even though it had half the RAM of my current machine
tired out today. done fuck all but the last couple of days really took it out of me.
staying with my mum for a bitshe comes home from work (about 2pm) just sits in front of the tv for 6 hours (she doesnt cook, generally I do) then goes to bed
>>202629951uninstall chrome
>>202629963nowt else to do is there?
>>202629768>>202629849Yeah basically. Part of me feels bad about leaving because I am 90% sure he's going to kill himself after I leave because he has no friends and has been single for 20 years after my mum divorced him.He already talks to himself, leaves the oven on and pisses in milk bottles in the kitchen because he can't be bothered walking upstairs to use the kitchen.
>>202629947how fucking autistic and out of touch with normal society do you have to be to find this puerile shit even slightly entertaining
pretty much exclusively wanked to asian women for the past six or so years
got family round so I can't drink, at least not as much as i'd like
>>202629997yh cant blame her just an observationnaturally she tries to guilt me for doing stuff myself though
>>202629976>>202630002
>>202629963boring i'nt it... not for me, i like peak practice
>>202629963same, except instead of the tv she watches youtube of court hearings and yells at the people on the screen for committing dumb crimesdon't know why women are so interested in true crime that they'll spend all their free time watching the most boring shit imaginable
>>202630023wonder why you did that
>>202629998Grim
>>202630002average japanese male
>>202629986and replace it with what? brave is based on chrome so i doubt the speed will be much different, i also don't want to have to arse around transferring all my login details over
>>202630002would you say this one is more grounded
>>202629998wow so he's like one of us? funny that
>>202630050brave is pretty good, it's chromium based so you can still use all your chrome extensions you're used to unlike with firefox
supping a rather grim beer at the minute wish i weren't
>>202630050Get a new, better, laptop
>>202630002Sverigetråden is built on this
Ordered a McFlurry and an apple pie from maccies. That’s it. That’s the power you have when you’re rich (I earn 55k pa)I won’t even notice it coming out of my bank account. It’s nothing to me, literally the same as if a few coppers fell out of my wallet.
>>202630095dont know what that is lad sounds like woke rubbish
>>202630050no shithead it is based on CHROMIUM also it's FOSSbrave is a solid choice tbf could do worse. try it x
gochujang chicken drumsticks for tea
Mental how much more worthy of respect a train driver is compared to some "white collar" professional grifter such as the ones who post on /brit/ during work hours- if a train driver was caught having schizophrenic episodes about imaginary e-celebs on a British anime forum while driving a train can you imagine the kind of trouble he would be in?Further, can you you imagine if Diego and co went on strike? Literally NOBODY would care or notice because their jobs aren’t real.A pay rise for train drivers is long overdue I think- I recommend a fair wage of £150,000 considering the enormous responsibility of carrying all those thousands of passengers each day, using their elite concentration skills and all that wealth of theoretical knowledge to carefully ferry them to their destination, and my what an important job too! Meanwhile I would recommend the uppity tarqs of /brit/ have the wages of their coke snorting WFH "jobs" capped at 20k- seems completely fair given the amount of "work" they do in a given day and the lack of responsibility that comes with it!*puts you in a headlock and gives you a nuggie*
Dadberg's getting the pasta in, carbonara on its way lads get in
>>202630050>>202630074I'll be honest, I literally once read the first 5 words loldesu brave runs pretty good in terms of transmitting it's piss easy, export passwords and bookmarks in chrome, import them in brave, takes all of 2 minutes
>>202630095all swedish men online are giga autists
fancy an ethiopian
>>202630088i just got this one a few months ago, it's almost brand new
>>202630103Enjoy
brave marketing team on a madone
>>202630119woke nonsense
>>202627201>applied to 40 jobs >no one called backi hate this shithole so much we practically live like fucking serfs in russia
>>202630143Should have bought a better one then
Did they catch smartschoolboy9 yet?Or is he still on the loose?Been a few weeks since I've seen any news
>>202630063autistic virgin slop, as is the case with most anime read a fucking book or something, i don't think many anime fans or hardcore gamers and so on realise just how stunted they've become after a life of watching nothing but media made for children and teenagers
i'll become pro at this game one day. one song at a time
oh look what we have here, a nice bit of irish arseLET'S BUM HIM
>>202630036It's interesting to try to understand the feelings of people who commit crimesIt's a safe way of understanding and hence feeling exhilaration
quite mental that I just didn't realise I had phimosis. Just didn't know it was a thingmight have been posts on 4chan that brought it to my attention actually
need one of these for every /brit/ poster PRONTO
>>202630047..yh. Not sure what I'm supposed to do. Stay and be miserable or leave and deal with the guilt if he does.>>202630065He even swears at the tv when he sees an advert with a black man in.
might go down the tesco and get some chocolate to snack on in bed
>>202630142Corr get that bbc wanked
>>202630193get him a bell lad
>>202630180i only said i'd done it so they'd take me cock out the bacon slicer
>>202630199Bit early for bed
>>202630120Sorry that you didn’t concentrate hard enough in school mate and now you have to seethe about my awesome job and life :(
>>202630149got tired of google stealing my shit and spying on me through chrome, microsoft stealing my shit and spying on me through edge, firefox was just slow and shit and can't use extensions I'm used tobrave was legit the only option
>>202630160you want a real blackpill, try again but use the name deshonda williams
how are indeed and reed so utterly utterly shitlike it must be hard to actually be that shit but they are
>>202630192Mental how it's illegal to dieHumanity is mostly still bound by illogical medieval rules and mortality
>>202630222Firefox has like all the same extensions as chrome
>>202630167the police have known about him for decades but claim he does nothing illegal so
>>202630172
>>202630192>Woman dies in suicide podHow was this allowed to happenI am shocked and appalled
>>202630234that's what you think until you have to install a more niche one
>>202630239nonce-coded
>>202630228Same as every other website. They perfected something simple like job adverts and then went down the route of maximising profits and made everything shit in the process.
>>202630131>I'll be honest, I literally once read the first 5 words lolwat
still using askjeeves me
Take the zen browser pill
>>202630103I wonder what flavour mcflurry you ordered
Putting a suicide pod in the coffee machine
Every second in Africa, a black person is doing somethingMental to think there's millions of people in Uganda, the Congo, Tanzania, Benin, just living their lives totally oblivious to /brit/
>>202630281>>202630283nonce-coded
>>202630272i read the first 5 words and recommended him brave, whereas the rest of the post was him shitting specifically on brave
>>202629998in a similar situation with my mum, i can't move out because she needs me paying rent to her so she can afford to pay off the mortgage, if i left she'd have to get a boarder in and i don't like the idea of her living with some stranger
>>202630228>>202630271wdym
if /brit/ didn't exist there would bea lot more action at defunct gloryholes up and down the land
>>202630217yeah but its nice to snooze and watch a movie and have a wank and just relax on the bed
>>202630225The average white American is less free than the chinese and more poor than brits but don't worry we are rich because muh gdp and shieet
>>202630192I wouldn't fit in thatToo hench you see
>>202630258(on hinge date)>so what do you do in your spare time?>well i'm really into niche browser extensions
>>202630318kino
>>202630293Wonder no more - I got a Twix one!
tfw no pooey power gf
>>202630315gloryholes are like the epitome of nice idea, grim reality
>>202630192
>>202630304>living their lives totally oblivious to /brit/sounds heavenly
>>202630192me? I survive the suicide pod
>>202630312all the ads are fake, misleading, horribly grey and generally shitat no point is those websites actually useful for finding a job
>>202630304Think we had a lad in brit with the black green white africa flag
Used ChatGPT today to solve some even more difficult problems in Excel. We’ve even started using VBA now.
>>202630165it's a perfectly fine computer in all other regards, it just tends to clog up whenever i open a new tab for some reason
>>202630385started using virgin bum action, have you?not surprised
pooing gay porn out of my arsemight get poo steaming later
>>202630335
feeling trapped in a shite job
Keep in mind Japan only outlawed the production and sale of child pornography in 1999, and only outlawed the possession of it in 2014.Those people just aren't right.
>>202630332
>>202630348You prefer to look a man (or woman) in the eyes when you suck his (or her) penis don't you rorke
some mid-song action. never heard this song until playing it just then and i actually liked it. Me Gustas Tu by GFRIEND92%. i am one of the players of this game of all time
>>202630341ive been thinking about rewatching mystery train recently and not got around to it yet. when i watched it i was on shrooms it was about 12 years ago but i recall it being kino
>>202630409would run a mile if I had a fanny and had the misfortune to come across that
>>202630394Literally might just be a bad installReformat and reinstall may be your solution
>>202630312>please sign in to see this advert>please use an indeed cv>please make your cv public so recruiters can contact you>please look at these sponsored roles>please review this employer you have on your cv>please tell us how much you earned in this role>please only apply via indeed, don't click through to the employers website
>>202630409fuck meee
>>202630417Think denmark was earlier or was it zoofilia can't care to remember kek
>>202630331when ever i see brits complain i just laugh they are spoiled and couldn't handle working and living in america most people can't
>>202630356>>202630459ah, is that so*writes that down* where does one find non-fake and gay job listings
when ever i see yanks i just laugh
>>202630459i fucking hate this bullshit i am trying to find work but i need to go on indeed and fucking ziprecruiter
>>202630434even when I'm deep in the goon hole and I start considering being on the other side of the wall, that's just another example innityou'd want the chance to pick someone who looks young and clean with a normal willard, not just be presented with some dark, wrinkly helmet eagerly bobbing through your recepticle
going to learn mandarin...
>>202630409ashamed to say I recognise some of these but just the essential ones like ublock
>>202630523为什么?
Drinking a full fat coke in Canada
>>202630218What's your job
>>202630523Start with cao ni ma. Means hello how are you
>>202630523this nigga learning fruit
get the chings chongs and the pings pong zhang
>>202630523been learning cantaloupe myself
Absolutely shagged my kneeNo idea how but it fucking hurts to walk
imagine dissolving the indian government , no police no nothing, building a 20 ft wall around the whole country, taking all women out of it, kidnapping taylor swift and putting her in there
>>202630554WFH Chad
75th anniversary of the PRC next week lads.
>>202630568what a talent, she's gonna blow up one day
>>202630578knee slapper this post
>>202630409>Brave BrowserYeah, midwit incel Chromium user, you're never having sexNormies should use Firefox, if you want to keep your privacy just use Tor, or at least Librewolf or IceCat
>>202630590
>>202630578China is working on the wall top and bottom
>>202630542want to learn classical chinese, mainly for the poetry and philosophy. most people seem to think learning mandarin first is almst essential because most of the best resources for classical chinese are in mandarinplus i already know french fluently and think learning another european language would be boring
>>202630578aphantasia mongs falling at the first hurdle
when ever i apply to jobs on those shitty websites i lose more and more hope. atleast in the uk you guys don't have fake ghost jobs made so investors think the company is doing good
>>202630568POV: you are the Prophet Muhammad watching your wife dance at your wedding
>>202630586Turning your home into a workplace isn't chad.
>Using anything except Chrome on your laptop and Safari on your phoneVIRGINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>202630653Chad's home has more than one room in it
>>202630610sweetie it's got tor built in>Librewolf or IceCatoh my days imagine you calling ANYONE an incel
>>202630632yes when I picture dissolving the indian government it is a literal image of the men and women disintegrating thanos style
>>202630607man the soil here is so red it's crazy
>>202630663>Safarijust outed yourself as an npc deano mate sorry
>>202630568nonces, the lot of them
>>202630610Recommending tor or librewolf to normies is peak retardedYou sacrifice so much usability and convenience
Gonna be an absolutely kino and based moment wheen arrogant WFH programmers earning megabucks get replaced by Indians and AI. Absolute rizzaping.
got the flu
>>202630671I've got Modi behind a podium, then someone throws orange holi paint on him and he just goes with it into the ether
>>202630690wtf those things are in australia? thought it was africa or something
thousands of songs for guitar hero currently downloading...gonna do some metallica i think
>>202630697What is your height and weight?
rapidly starting to think i have no future in a good jobits just all so set up against me
>>202630697already happening at mine, except we already have policies saying not to trust Copilot and the Indian hires are just keeping me in a job (bug fixing)never been safer 2bh
>>202630733Gaped
>>202630710oh yeah it could be africa. i just assumed australia when i saw the red soil. i didn't know africa also had that
>>202630762>>202630762>>202630762
gaylad strumming him gay little guitar like crazy trying to get the highest score he can
>>202630697this except 99% of employed people
>>202630810Little fash programmer cranked
