Tea edition
Oh yeah, that also reminds me that people online also might tend to be a little more mean than the average person. Some of us are just shy. But there's others who are driven online because they are bad at making friends bc they have bad personalities. Like, people who no one wants to hang around with. They might end up online more, creating an online culture that is more extreme than normal.
they are trying to keep me down
>Unemployed for a year>Applied for a job for the first time in over 9 months a week ago>Got invited to an interview a couple days later>Got offered the job this morningIt's a temporary runt job over christmas but I didn't realise it was this easy. Last time I was unemployed I was sending off for 5 jobs a day and hearing back from none of them.
hate to break it to you lads but you're waifu a shit
>>202630789Right that's enough disorder from you lad the met are on their way
>>202630775absolutely although i'll have to go to bed soon, feeling very tired
>>202630789https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF8QxcIcVVYkek
Might swerve my usual burritos tonight because I'm going to be lazy and not cookMight be pizza and chips or veggie burgers and chips
leftypol watching cowboy bebop and the occasional ghibli filmrorke watching 534 straight episodes of I Can't Believe My Little Sister's Shit Tastes So Good!!
going to start accusing diego of being a pedophile
>>202630831im neetai is going to btfo everybody
>>202630789me when dad's taking too long with the bbq
>>202630855K-on is only good anime
>you can be the second coming from christ>you can have the highest gpa>you can be sharp as a knife>you can can be the perfect match >sorry but we won't hire you at starbucksi love this country i hope china invades us and kills this bloated corpse
>>202630824my waifu is power and she smells like shit
>>202630796don't let them keep you down
>>202630824nuh-uh
don't know the first thing about programming but indians seem to have an aptitude for it and they're 70IQ retards so it can't be that hard
might be a good time to get into woodworking
>>202630861heightmatching
>>202630920squawking
Got chatting with a potential gfberg on discord, we both like anime and that's fine but she revealed to me last night she has a thing for tentacles Why are women like this? I haven't replied since because I can't think of a good response to someone telling me they want their holes filled by slimy seacreatureberg's mitts If I don't reply soon I'll seem like a freak. What do I do? Will she want me to dress up as an octopus if we have sex or something??
>>202630843SCREAMING
get the sausages returned
>>202630820your lucky because most people can't get hired here at all because our economy is fucking horse shit but no one wants to admit it. not even mcdonalds will hire people but they will say they do
>>202630914they literally have no idea, someone's just told them what to put on a CV and they ask for a third of what anyone capable would
Going to the pub as an Englishman is a revolutionary act
one of the best things about the upcoming Ai wave is that the hardest hit initial demo is going to be remote Indian and flip workersthey had a comfy 3-4 year period of stealing all the low paid tech and call centre jobs and now it's going to be fully automated hahahahah
>>202630843THE ADULTS ARE BACK IN CHARGE
Indians taking over programming and tech doesn't bother me. I work in the government and you need to be a citizen to work here.
good morning you runty little pedophiles
I only watch Yuri anime featuring school girls.
sir sausage returner
>>202630936reckon you're squids in there, lad
>>202630843>againagain at 0:05 was falling all over his wordshes a fucking shite orator inhe
Remember 10-12 years ago when arrogant programmers gloated they'd make drivers and other workers obsolete in a decade? Massive, massive KWAB energy.
>>202630914Yeah name popular Indian software
Sir Sausage Saver
i applied to 50 places only 5 called back i am so tired of life honestly i wish i was a boomer being born in 2003 sucks
tfw no bf
an unwanked black man
Who took are sausages????
>>202630936thats a man baby
reposting >>202630495>where does one find non-fake and gay job listings
>>202631026as i said i don't know anything about programming so i couldn't tell you who programmed what
>>202631024What is your height and weight?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain?
>>202631032that a coon?
>>202630982its 5 pm mate. dont know what world youre living in but give your head a wobble.
So that's what Liz Truss meant about the pork markets
>>202630981any commonwealth citizen can work in the government including indiansonly thing stopping a mass of that is visa controls
I ONLT WANTED PORK ONESYOU'VE SENT US BLOODY BEEFSO I'M GOING TO STICK THE CLING FILM BACK ONAND SEND THOSE SAUSAGES BACK
>>202631068Fair enough
>>202631083ah yes, 5pm, cokehead morning
>>202631064they are ghost jobs on indeed because a lot of places want to look good so they post fake jobs on indeed so they look good
>>202630971>Ai waveDoes he know?
>>202631110ah fuck
>>202631080aye
>>202630789
>>202631161dunno about your department but we have tons of europeans too since EEA citizens are work in the government too
If someone asks me why don't I care about Gaza I just ask them if they like football, if they say no or they don't care I ask them why don't they care about football.Leaves em speechless.
stoned as a dinosaur bone
>>202631194you're going to die one day one day very soon
>>202631150look good to who? this is so bizarrelike companies are side eyeing eachother for not hiring
>>202631186we're half contractors at this point tbf
>>202631189what if they say they do like football? there's probably a higher chance that they do than don't
Odds: runtoilEvens: pub0: both (ruined gains)
it pie night
>>202631230don't threaten me with a good time lad x
honestly gen x had it easier than zoomers i was born in 2003 and basically wanna kill myself everyday
>>202630789>>202630843he'll be asking for a two steak solution next
>>202631240fatty
Something very sexually alluring about women in niqabs, more so than if they were dressed normally You could tell me it was invented as a type of fetishwear and I'd believe it
>>202631267shut up you miserable bore
>>202631283my niqqa
>>202631259corr probs one of the upsides of the end of summer is the food desu, can get tucked into some proper hearty scran again that just doesn't seem right when it's 26c and the sun's still out at tea time
>>202631232investors basically they make bullshit job to look good for investors and investors are as dumb as fucking rocks
why are the Raf trying to recruit me? im 30 something, obese, and have shit eyesight
Right Wing Smelly Bedroom Squads
>>202631267dont worry once AGI is here we wont ever have to lift a finger again and will end up like the fatties in walle
>>202631312someone has to die for israel
>>202631230why did you say this to me? actually having a bit of a panic attack now
>>202631283This but women wearing slutty PVC lingerie and fishnet stockings and boots with heavy make up
My wife :)
>>202631287>be gen x or boomer>can get a job by walking in anywhere>work at a supermarket and be able to own a home>the world being oyster >retire and travel around the world while everyone after them suffers
>>202631312Israel calls for aid
>>202631267>born in 2003GrimDo you even remember Bush
mental how if some of these blokes great great grandad decided not to nick a couple quid they wouldnt be born and raised in literal paradise
XÞ
>>202631337weeders be like
>>202631280I have put some timber on this yearJust love drinking beer, not even to get pissed, just love the comfort of sitting with a pint or two most evenings
go eat some dried chicken you stupid fucking migger
want to get back on the ket but cannot be bleedin arsed to do dark net bollocks again. can't imagine any of the old sites are still going
>>202631372good post
I've never had any issue getting a job, the trick is to just know people >noo that's heckin nepotism!!there is literally nothing wrong with nepotism when it benefits you
>>202631360I remember your mum's bush if that counts?
>>202631389archetyp is pretty good
>>202630789He'll be asking for a two steak solution next
>>202631156Ohhh I don't trust that guy
>>202631360i remember that family skits with him and southpark calling him gay
Battery by Metallica. my arm is so sore... that was the hardest one by far. button mashing all the way through, and very tiring.
>>202631156>>202631217>>202631270>>202631317deeply sinister gimmick
>>202631410@ASIOplease trace his IP
>Ace Combat>Top Gun>DCS>Project WingmanWe're living in a true age plane kino and dogfight kino currently.Need HAWX to return.
lightbulb blew and l havent bothered getting a new one so when the sun goes down l just sit in darkness
>>202631450dont understand a word of this post wtf
>>202631449it's not illegal to know these places exist
>>202631402Pakistani mindset
>>202631402none of my mates have ever helped me out beyond "haha we're not hiring now" or "nah I dont know anyone in HR sorry :/"
Taking the piss a bit now.
Mental how in the mid-late 2000s 4channers went out publicly to protest Scientology and support victims of itAnd now they just do nothing
Return the sausages
>>202631410is it complicated? like i know how retarded i sound but PGP keys and all that bollocks always confused me. i liked sites where you didn't need to do all that and could just click a box and they'd encrypt your address and stuff for you (not that i ever believed they weren't secretly keeping them to blackmail you with or whatever, i just didn't care at all)really wish there was some way to just risk being caught buying drugs with a debit card online cos i have nothing to lose and cba with the buying and converting crypto and all that SHITE
>>202631487they're not your mates then are they?
wish they'd added routes to the minimap to the la noire remaster like they have in all gta games since IVi know gps didn't exist in the 1940s but for fucks sake come on, i don't want to have to pause to read a map every few blocks
Sir Keir Sausage
>>202631522
return of the jedi poster but its sausages instead and its got all hamas leaders and labour party faces on it
>>202631516We realised Tom Cruise is right
wild how i am the youngest guy here
>>202631528arche automatically encrypts your address but i'd still do it manually just to be safe, if you want to learn PGP then download kleopatra and look up a tutorial, it confused the fuck out of me at first too but i got the hang of it and now it's quite easy
>>202628303Captain Black Harkness
>>202631581Scientologyberg made this post
it's over for keirhe can't come back from this
>>202631516you're glib
mate of mine randomly discord calling me at 2am, fucking scared the shit out of me
>>202631516they did the flag thing but even that was a few years ago now
Latest Photofeeler results are in. Bit lower than usual :S
They've banned the words genocide and apartheid from labour conference and security is using violence to remove anyone who says those wordsbloody mental
another exhausting button masher. couldn't understand the notes that i was even trying to hit. they were so complicated and fast. my arm is sore. i'm so sleepy too. so tired. why am i doing this.
>>202631528>>202631592don't you have any friends that know how to find drugs? that's how most people i know do it, myself included
>oooh look at me! I ride a kangaroo! I have friends and people that call me!do one you gloating twat.
>>202631631it's a fookin' lemur mate
>>202631635Am I supposed to know who this is yank?Why did you post this in /brit/?
some funny fuckers here ill admit it
>>202631657i know a couple of guys but honestly i'd rather minimise my interaction with others, makes me feel a bit guilty to not talk to them for months and then suddenly appear out of the woodwork just because i need their help getting gear
>>202631592i remember doing all that with PGP and kleo years back and managing to get a key so they'd let me buy shit but still just praying i never got sent an encrypted message as i had no idea how to actually convert the thing into readable textjust can't do it. i'm an artist not a tech wizi will have a look at archetyp though. i need a vpn as well
>>202631631Cute
>>202631649>retarded but fitevery woman wants that so you're like a little doll to them
>>202631698Refer to five
pizza time
Kier Starmer is bought and paid for by Israel
what can I get you
I trust you've tipped your landlords this payday, right?
>>202631698
>>202631736i dont work for you
>202631766an original post
>>202631766
>>202631662nah 'coons mate can tell by their stripey tails
>>202631655They also banned the Palestinian flag from protests in Germany, which sounds insane and would have been unthinkable up until 10 years ago.
>>202631702>had no idea how to actually convert the thing into readable texteasy, just paste it into the text field and click "decrypt", simple as that (as long as you're logged in with the correct private key which i'm nearly 100% certain you should be if you were able to encrypt in the first place)
Keir Starmer the type of dude to eat a fish pasta bake
>>202631756looks horrid
>>2026318001 irn bru
>>202631817i think something happened that caused me to lose my key or something. like i forgot which notepad file was the right one. i was addicted to xanax at the time
>>202631838Tuna pasta bakes are kino
>>202631859well make a new key then, it's easy
s mt cee arta uaam dtl ie o
>>202631865alri keir
not a fan of pasta bakes me
If you wouldn't eat a cat or a dog, why would you eat a dog or a cow Bizarre cognitive dissonance
need sleep now. good night boys <3i'm closing this browser straight away now
>>202631888okkkkk :)
It happened. All of it.
Limmy in the attic watching CillaLynn downstairs...well, let's not go there
>>202631922me with the del boy edish
your da spends £8 on a bagel
pooing gay porn
Tuna pasta bake is great only made it a couple times but loved it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J_qJYi7IBg
>>202631990
how do they transport gas for energy purposes when its a......gas
>>202631922mad how you can tell without fail which ones were made by yanks
>>202631987?
>>202631916carnivores are not widely or commonly eatenthey don't taste very good
Had a mighty bucket for 1 at KFC for lunch but still STARVIN
>>202631922howled every time someone shared one with "didn't see one on the catalog"
might wankmight nottale as old as time
Eating meat is morally evil
>>202631980Legit sounds like Christian band camp music
>>202632007I see. And tuna, cod, salmon, mackerel, etc. are what?
>>202631922janny pushed us to the brink and we finally fought backme with the patrick bateman, mark corrigan, and banterfrogs editions btw
>>202631839It wasn't even fully cooked looool
>>202631999in a big pipe mate
>>202632068oh go suck a sausage
doing ohp with two 20kg kettlebells. that good or nah?
>>202632068not for me
>>202631999What exactly is confusing you about transporting gases?
>>202632092how do they transport it to the pipe in the first place
still stressing out about that other bruce who told me i was going to die soon, not the first time i've heard that today and i'm kind of superstitious
>>202632085
>>202632132how does gas from qatar or someone random place get to a power station in europe
>>202631922always kick my feet in the air and giggle with glee when i see my thread in this
He is going to die soon. Shame he's wasting what little time he has left here.
>>202631922honestly think they put the 300 countdown on new threads because of this
>>202632150can I have you android phone?
>>202632150342748977975545642198934346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9fqcCnfA6c&ab_channel=ADifferentBiasWell said Phil
Es ist schon lange her Als noch die Mauer stand Da hörten wir zum ersten Mal Eine Band aus Eng(e)land Skrewdriver war ihr Name und wir flippten völlig aus Und was wir alle dachten Das sprach ihr Sänger aus Ian Stuart - du warst einer der Besten Ian Stuart - wir werden dich nie vergessen
just get the bloody sausages returned right this instant
shut up loser
>>202632194
>>202630971Hilarious thing is Indians shill more than anybody for AI and now they're going to be fucked over the most by it.I remember all the programmer mongs on this website too a couple years ago gloating about how "le artist trannies will be replaced by AI!" Fast forward a couple years and /g/ is now 50% threads crying about how they lost their job to Copilot and ChatGPT. Pic rel
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>202632214>>202632220>>202632224tricolour runts OUT
I mongHe/she/it mongsThey mong
>>202632245YOU = RETARDED VIRGIN
So....she doesn't really go to Oxford to study. She isn't a student anymore. She isn't in academia as a career. It is basically a playdate with herself. She dresses up as a little girl, packs her bags with all her little girl notebooks, pens and other crap, then takes a train into Oxford. She says she loves reading on the train, but immediately goes on showing she does everything but reading. Taking pictures out the window, videoing herself looking out the window, going on her computer to do her busy work, but no reading. Once she gets there she goes to numerous spots in numerous libraries, pointing the camera one way, then another, coming and going from her chair to look busy, but really, the only thing she is doing is taping Oxford. She isn't doing ANYTHING. Then we visit bees, return books at a library (for all we know she just took them out and put them back in, because she is Rubbage and that is what a Rubbage does). Then she goes to a cafe and goes shopping. I mean, this is not studying. This is not academic material. This is a playdate with herself. Nothing more.
>>202632083I should've specified carnivorous mammals
>>202632218please explain
The murder of Elijah Parish Lovejoy
>>202632270Fucking done him
>>202632275You already fucked it you utter mong >>202632235
rorke wearing this to the club
>>202631317AI generated slop
>>202632270YOU = TATCHELLITE PAEDO
Went to UCLan, me
the cronem are active
>>202632303the owls are not what they seem
cummy rae jespencum me maybe
>>202632321citrus and pine
>>202632346um
>>202632335but you aint
>>202632239>/g/ is now 50% threads crying about how they lost their job to Copilot and ChatGPTholy based
>>202632321meanwhile
>>202631317You and me, always, will be together
>>202632337saar, saar please to explain saarsaar do the needful saar
>>202632321rorke wears dunhill for men
>>202632374leftypol wearing this to the trans meetup
>>202632224u wot
>>202632173Depends on the gas. Do you mean methane? They liquefy it and transport it under pressure in big tanks on ships.Other gases are pressurized in canisters and shipped that way on a ship.
>>202632328What do you hope to achieve by posting fake anti-lgbt quotes on a site full of incels you're a retarded little schizo. no white person in this country seriously gives a shit about gay people and they understand your narrative is fake which is why you constantly have to try so hard to push it.
acme urethane data it's openare cultures more semi into ear allergies maybesouthern math came sorta foam dry like oak
>>202632400thank you
had a little puff now i'm giggling at every post i see haha
great now i'm ultra paranoid because some twat decided to play mind games with me for no reasoni don't deserve to be tormented like this
>>202632409https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/%22lgbtq%20%3D%20paedo%22/>492 results foundhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/165942400/#q165942438>First post 7th June 2022Well over 2 years and counting of this shit. Severe mental illness I reckon.
hey I just met youand this is crazybut change my nappyI am a baby
>>202632449only messing with you ya sookor am i
>>202632409They're not fake you dirty little nonce cunt and I'm talking about the LGBTQ PAEDO cult which not all gays are part of you THICK TWAT
how do we fix this
i'm bi
>TATCHELLITEgood work that
>NEW: Justice Secretary Shabana Mahmood has announced that some female prisons could close under major plans to reduce the number of women in jail>"For women, prison isn’t working. Rather than encouraging rehabilitation, prison forces women into a life of crime."
Why are they bringing tamagochis back now? Why are zoomers so eager to dig up and violate the corpse of my millennial childhood?Hey zoomoids, you can dress and act like it's the 90s/ early 2000s. But you'll never experience it first hand like I did.Create your own culture instead of parodying mine.
>>202632440No problem. Regarding your previous question about getting it in the pipes, they get it out of the ground with a pipe and capture it in tanks where they then distill it to purify it. From the moment it is out of the ground until it is burned it is in some kind of vessel.
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
hopelessly addicted to those house md youtube shortslove laughing and slapping my big round belly like a seal whenever he does a sarcastic little reddit quip
>>202632529everything is so bad now and unoriginal i hate it
>>202632529a japanese keychain is your culture?
>>202632506wtfwhy would you not pronounce it
>>202632506Unironically dub over yank TV showsWe used to do this for kids shows then stopped
Just thought about SSM and broke down crying. It not right what they did to him
>>202632524>How do we reduce the number of women in jail?>We close the prisons and release all the womenthe answer was staring us in the face the whole time
mummy I came into your lifeI suck your tits hardI suck your nips hardI suck them so so hard
>>202632570He deserve better de lids
>>202632506so everyone's regional accents are becoming homogenised into RP? this is a bad thing you think?
>>202632524Make crime legal and the prisons will be empty
Hand over the sausages and no one gets hurt.
>>202632458Exactly. It's severe mental illness and this person needs professional help.Doubt anything I say here can fix whatevers wrong with them, just hope someone who loves them irl sends a team to do an intervention before they go stab up a gay bar or something
>Just thought about SSM and broke down crying. It not right what they did to him
>>202632524Anarcho-Misandrist-Tyranny
>>202632590Rattled
>>202632577Starmerite logic>How do we solve the illegal immigration problem?>We fast-track their applications and let them in so they're not illegal anymore.>How do we solve prison overcrowding?>Just let all the murderers and rapists out and don't care what happens.Might be the most retarded government in British history.
>>202632583RP would pronounce R
>>202632562Yes.
another day another malteser bar need the government to step in asap
>>202632506Give it a rest 2016mong
>>202632583Not RP but a generic London accent. It's been happening gradually since mass public transport and radio.All the Home Counties used to have distinct accents and dialects 100 years ago. Now they all sound exactly the same.
Just scranned a Twix McFlurry and an apple pie. Feeling rather smug about myself rn
>>202632589A good chortle
>>202632474lad i'm just feeling desperate and paranoid more than usual lately and the last thing i need is anyone messing with my head
>>202630789>>202632589Whats the sausages meme ive been asleep
>>202632590>The guy calling out a misogynistic child mutilation cult is mentally illSpotted the tranny cultist
>>202632651
>>202632713yumy sosig
>>202632684>mass public transport and radio.>All the Home Counties used to have distinct accents and dialects 100 years ago.doubt itand your image says otherwise
they want us blasting our powerful seed into chinese womenand you think it's funny
Get those refugees wanked
>>202632740among other things
jump high angel make it count!!!
get the sausages grilled
>>202632667Bizarre accusation, what about that post had anything to do with him?
>>202632760What is your height and weight?
>>202632708poo and wee haha
GETTHENIGGERSHOUSED INRWANDANDEATHCAMPS
>>202632543he would pass fairly well if it weren't for the nose and the faint suggestion of stubble
>>202632782Pretty obvious are you blind?
>>202632713>ive been asleepit's always the same excuse with you antipodeslaziness
>>202632783He's an incel so definitely under 5'6 and he'll be either disgustingly obese or thin as a twig
finna gonna act outfinna gonna buss
>>202632795>>202632795>>202632795
>>202632813>>202632811>>202632794snap
>>202632379Need alert :B
>>202632822Tbh I didn't enlarge the thumbnail so I didn't see the years, but anyway it's still not him.
>>202632811hello racismlad
>>202632717just worried you'll commit a terrorist attack, you sound like the type of schizo who would
