Angular editionPrev >>202650024
smoking a blunt rn
>>202662398dude
>>202662398You finna get soyquoted
>>202662453drinkin a sugar free red bull as wellit's a good morning
>>202662398Kill yourself pedo
>>202662454could never be me, I like gaunt, of-age models
My IP is blocked from posting threads. Kind of annoying. Hoping the block gets removed soon.
This is what a real man should look like. This is what peak masculinity looks like and there is nothing you and do to change this fact
I have an interview soon and i feel jittery and amped up as hellWish me luck bros
On Tuesdays I go to trivia night at a local barI just moved to the area about 6 months ago, but I've met some interesting people, since this bar is near a hotel that people use for conferencesFor example, Guy who played in the minor leaguesLast night I was having one last drink after trivia and a couple of older gentlemen, obviously boomer libs, sat next to me. They were gregarious and I matched their energies, we introduced ourselves. One said his full name and said he's ran a couple cities (I later googled him and, yup) and the other didn't really introduce himself but he was obviously rich and spent the whole time on the phone with his second wife First guy and I talk, after he retired from being a city manager he joined planned parenthood Says to me>"I met my wife when she was 14 and wearing a bikini that's why we are still together 45 years later"Then he spent like 20 minutes trying to convince me to vote Kamala, said that this was a vote between freedom and nazism, and then wandered off to talk to random girls at the barInsane boomer lore, completely surreal to happen to me irl
>>202662718This happens to me but on shitty boards like /tv/
i wanna touch a woman
hello
It's been raining for like two weeks straight holy shit
>>202662826maybe he was like 15 at the time
>>202663139He was 20 at the absolute minimum
I grew up a middle class kid
It turns out that by each additional child you have, the amount spent to raise them statistically only increases by $1k or $2k after the second child (the second child is like a $3k increase). On average people spend $15k a year in a single kid, yet I bet very few of them save/invest $15k a year prior to having kids. So it’s completely within the realm of possibility to not be a retarded idiot and save more than $60k in 4 years to invest or buy a house before having a child.
good morning sirs
>>202663390morning bud
>>202663066It hasn't rained here in like 4 months
>>202663375Ain't no way am I raising no baby child
>>202663447men literally only want one thing
>>202664274I want to be cuddled by a cute girl
>>202664346i want to be a trap lord
lower class people are garbage
>smoking a blunt rn
I keep coming back to this
>>202665152Classic.
sheesh, I wasnt even trying to be offensive.
Need a girlfriend.
Saars... our response?
>>202665312The new moderation on this site is nuts. Have you noticed that there seems to be some kind of automated post filtering now, too? I've had multiple posts I've tried to make get gobbled up instantly, like on YouTube when you say certain no-no words. This site is dead.
enjoying my zero waste lifestyle
>>202665500>bamboo cutleryWhy not just have a metal set?
>>202665539It doesn't fit the vibe
>>202665329Me first
if you were an abusechad you wouldn't be an incel, no abusechad has ever been an incel in the history of humankind
>>202666133incels are the result of neglect (abuse)
>>202666133You would know about not being incel, of course
>>202666133The term is “mankind,” as it comes from a partly archaic use of the term “man” that doesn’t refer to the sex. “Humankind” is used by libtards and feminists, like people who say “HERstory,” in place of “history”
>>202666280classic cope, anything to NOT give women any responsibility
>>202666133I'm a volcel
Parasocial shit is a bitch, too. I used to get hung up on whores, although I hope it doesn't happen again.
>>202666347your parents failed you if you ended up on 4chan
tropical storm coming
intermittent farting
>>202666456Me? I'm a successful individual who happens to browse 4chan in my downtime
>>202666545Addò staje?
So it happened again
Los Angeles is too kino
>>202666644birds of a feather flock togetherthere are no successful people here
>>202666798You don't know me
>>202666817yeah i do
i need shleep
>>202666862can we cuddle together and make feet to feet contact
>>202666711more like YUCKatan
>>202666907how about we touch our pps?
>>202666977that too. we can frot
>>202667030then I can put my dripping pp in your bummy
All fags should be boiled alive in hot oil
Would this bag of bottle caps be a good investment, bros?
>>202667152Of course
linkin park fell off
business idea: great value semen
>>202667093um no sorry i'm not a bottom>>202667113oil me up, daddy
>tropical storm warninghmmmmmmmm
couldn't even finish the video, linkin park fell off so hard shit is so cringe
should i
>>202667310go ahead
>>202667113hateful straight men make my pp hard
I finally made it to Brazil boys. Do I venture outside the airport? I feel safe in here
Lib was gonna plant strawberries this year but the fucking snails keep eating everything in my garden so I'm not gonna cuz they'd just eat them
>>202667310Work at Amazon. It’s way better. I also work there. I make $23 an hour right now with full benefits
>>202667310Kohl's is kino, fuck yes you should. I used to steal monsters from the one near my house years and years ago
just saw someone reposting a shitty meme i made a long time ago
>>202667533melanin behavior
Do any of you have the 4chan pass? I think I’m considering it because mobile posting with captcha is annoying
They been tearing up the freeway for the better part of 2 years and I thought they was gonna make more lanes to alleviate traffic. Turns out they made an Express lane that you have to pay to use, and lessened the amount of regular lanes, making nor al traffic worse. Now you gotta pay if you wanna get anywhere in under 2 hours.This is California, we're not supposed to have toll roads like those east coast weirdos. The west has fallen
>>202667633just leave 4chan forever and save your money
In America, Jewish men suck up the supply of educated Asian women and White men must go to Asia to find Asian wife.
>>202667742Nobody normal thinks about Asian women, only cartoon obsessed weirdos like you
>>202666723He was lucky.
Can you guys stop posting nsfw on a safe board… I’m in a public place
>>202667773
i only like white girls and black queens
>>202665052two hours late dummythat blunt is long smoked
I think it's funny when LTG gets trolled in video games, but the psychos taking it to irl shit are fucking weirdos, man. Taking pictures of a niggas car, hacking his credit, filming his house and shit, they doin too much. Keep it online you weird fucks
i'm quite good at masking the 'tism so hopefully it goes well
>>202667999good luck
>>202667987You win this round, bluntman
Me? I work in an office doing nothing all day with no real human interaction
>>202668066that sounds ideal minus the not working from home part
>>202668066Im in much the same sitcheeyashun, but I have human contact. The humans are all piss drinking sons of circus whores, but it's human contact.
>>202668066Me? I work in a shirty warehouse with robots all day, but now I’m on a 2 month holiday
>>202667999Buona fortuna, I like Kohls
>>202668122Sometimes I see other people in the break room when I get coffee but I don’t interact with them
SANTUS CRISTUS
Why are we still here?Just to suffer?
i’ve sworn loyalty to japan
what have you been listening to lately
My sword belongs to Italy
There better be coffee left
>>202668325Been really digging this https://open.spotify.com/album/0PsH3WANJaTcff9FpPDE6i?si=0bFdZLV_TGu_yL4E1Rd57w
>>202668325I don't listen to anything made post 2007. All modern "music" is trash
Crushed my interview and feeling good bros.
>>202668446When I get home I have a drink for you, yeah?
i am a socialist.
>>202668405nice>>202668444i'm like that but with movies instead
>>202668480Make it a molinari sambuca
>>202668444Trips of truth
>I don't listen to anything made post 2007. All modern "music" is trash
>>202668501I love a little bucaYou got it>>2026
>>202668519It is. It's demonstrably worse. I can prove it, but I'm sure you're not interested in that.
>>202668592okay incel freak
>>202668611LOL how does not liking modern music make me an incel? You people are retarded.
its here
>>202668635you must be so fun at parties
just saw a beautiful young couple. time to die
>>202668677I am. Ive actually played parties, I'm a musician which is why I have my opinion. You probably never even studied music and just listen to whatever slop Spotify recommends
>>202668751>acknowledging men look beautiful proof all men are at least a 1 on the kinsey scale
>>202668799well you're clearly too old to be here, boomer
Get the vax goy
benjamin is a sexy name. damn i'd breed you >>202668904
>>202668891LOL keep grasping at strawsWhat a loser Hey, instead of posting here how about you go find an actual personality
>calling others losers while posting on 4chankek
>>202668947liking modern music makes me infinitely more interesting than you
>>202669083Whatever gets you through the day, kiddo
i remember those moments where you're just in an field with that calming music playing fondly but it really is just kind of empty and lacking substance like all open world games, talking about breath of the wild
>>202669125Who the fuck orders chicken online>>202669073There's losers and losers, innit
I wasn't given a warning or anything before this shit happened. Can't post threads on any board.
>>202669073Always thought this was funny too, like nigga nobody here is 100% normal and successful
>>202669212Just keep hopping IPs. Happened to me a few times last week. Are you phone posting or on a desk/laptop?
>>202669212RIP in peace anon
>>202669239Desktop. Fixed IP.
currently listening to an idling diesel engine and a very loud hissing noise that sounds like it's coming from some kind of air compressor. this is what Americans are willing to tolerate in their residential areas.
>>202669268Damn. Switch to your phone or a tablet or some shit, my man. Fixed IPs are a bitch
>>202669282if you were a real nigga there would be no neighbors in a mile distance
>>202669154zoomers have swagger unlike old people>>202669193it's tupperware
>>202669268>Desktop. Fixed IP.You can tell them that and ask to unban it but you can probably guess the result
>>202669366This.I was rangebanned on /tv/ for like 5 years. Couldn't make threads no matter how many times I hopped IPs. It didn't change till I got a new phone and sim card
>>202669366It's just as well. It's not like threads I made went anywhere anyway but the thing is that I tried posting some threads that got immediately filtered out and then before I know it my IP is blocked. Like what the fuck kind of moderation is that?
>>202669422It probably not you just someone else's n your area committing fuckery so he got the whole IP range banned
kinda true
i actually want to get permanently banned. i'm tired of coming back to this website. i've tried so many times but i only get temporary bans.
>>202669539You're here forever
>>202669505remember that guy who was "exonerated" by the Innocence Project then murdered someone later? lol
>>202669459I think some janny or mod has a bone to pick with me. I posted threads with SFW OPs that either had the pic deleted or the thread outright deleted. It's bullshit.
>>202669539the only way to get a perma is to break United States law.
When I was little my mom used to make a cake every Friday for desert. She'd often make pineapple coconut cake, and she'd let me eat the residual coconut shavings. But they were store bought and sweetened thobeit, so I grew up thinking coconuts were sweet. So when I was 10 my dad gave me a couple dollars to buy whatever I wanted from the store. I said fuck candy, I'm gonna buy a coconut. That's better than candy! We got one and took it home. Firstly, I couldn't figure out how to open the bitch. Coconuts are hard as fuck. I hit it with a hammer but nothing, and the table sounded like it was gonna break so I stopped. After trying to press it, cut it with a knife, hit it, I decided to drop it out the window. It hit the concrete and busted open and I was like jackpot.I went to collect the shards and dig into that sweet coconut meat. I scraped some out and ate it and immediately spit it out. It was vile. Not sweet at all. Flavorless and gritty. I was so disappointed. I threw the whole fucking thing away and went to my room dejected
>>202669723Which board? Some of the mods are even more petty than here on /int/
>>202669678No but remember that Pakistani guy that had a documentary made about him and then it turned out he really did do it
>>202669792>the only way to get a perma is to break United States law.A guy on the same mobile network as me was perma-banned for ban evading and spamming Sonic shit THOUGH
>>202669880/fit/
what's happening in lebanon
>>202669926Sonic is against the law, America is a Mario country.
>>202669906His case was so obvious that he did it but foids just watch netflix docs and listen to sympathetic podcasts and demand to let anyone out.
Israel is evil as fuck
>nobody cares about my coconut storyIt's ok. I'll just pick up my things and go
>>202669505Ignoring how often police and witnesses perjure themselves, the death penalty is still obsolete and causes mental health issues for executioners and families. It's not necessary to keep society safe.
Don't we have laws against celebrity endorsement for products or campaigns here?Isn't our prime minister just straight up ignoring the law with this?
>>202669866I started drinking coconut water because some gymcel on tiktok said it's better for preworkout and it's the grossest shit ever
>>202670298Isn't it? It's slimy and chunky and not pleasant at all
if you're 20% larger than me you're also 20% more likely to get cancer, it literally is as simple as that
>>202670295Trudeau got his cronies and the CBC lawyers to take conservative political ads off the air in the middle of an election, we do not have laws here.
>>202670295he ignores the law a lot
>>202670245sign me up to be an executioner, then. I'll give those child abusers and murderers a night to remember.
>>202670404>voting either lib or conservative>in 2024they are the problem
>>202670462wasn't in 2024 and that doesn't have anything to do with what I said THOUGH
>>202670245>le mental health issuesshut the fuck up, you're a BITCH, bitches like you are the whole reason
>>202670375what happens if I don't and just keep making your women cum in their panties upon seeing my broad frame?
Got breakchecked so I did the same to the melanin AmericanHe swerved into another lane and hit some old lady in an SUV
>>202670526
>>202670496Look it up
>>202670562Then everybody clapped
>>202670562*claps*
>Reddit phraseBacon narwhal, my fellow good sir!Have a gold!
>>202670562LOL
Should change it from the daddy-daughter dance to the daddy-doggy dance, since millennials would rather have fur babies than actual babies lmao.I joke but some nights I lie awake enraged to the point of tears, thinking about what's gonna happen to the white race.
>>202667845>>202667842Dont use 4chan in public and at work. Pendejo.
>>202667999Do you have a high school diploma?
Theoden King stands alone
I was only pretending to be retarded
>>202671001Half of all /int/ posts fall into this category (allegedly)
bought a pint of ben and jerrys half baked that I'm gonna absolutely fuck up later
>I joke but some nights I lie awake enraged to the point of tears, thinking about what's gonna happen to the white raceWhy are they like this?
I'm not pretending. I am actually retarded
>>202671065I can’t wait
this nigga eating jew ice cream
>>202671114Same
>>202671110I unironically like brown chuds more than white cucks tbqh
Would the real retards please stand up
I’m a chud.
>go to McDonalds at 10:20 am>ask for nuggies>no nuggies until 10:30 am>panic as I unfamiliar with the breakfast menu>cashier looks at me like im a retardits over
>>202671179
>>202671179what do you want?
>>202671258>getting discharged from the military because you got buttraped by a bike seatGrim
>>202671242What did you end up ordering?
>>202671293Sausage egg mcmuffin and a large vanilla ice coffee
>I unironically like brown incels who take pride in being white more more than white cucks who're ashamed of it tbqh
The egg slipped out from between my chopsticks and fell into the bowl of ramen, splashing broth everywhere. It's beyond over, kings.
>>202671352Yeah, what's wrong with that? Why would I like the people who hate their own race and want to destroy it to own their parents or something? Why wouldn't I like the people who love my race more than those who hate it?
>>202671333checked
not a fan of cars
>>202671488ok animated movie
quintessential white boy shoes
>>202671446I'm packing a suitcase right now. Leaving for the north. That egg was the nail in the coffin, it's over
did a stinky fart
>>202671591BASEDASED
>>202671446Vancouver-esque post
I hate Brian
Let’s go Brian
>>202671667Quod sumus hoc eritis
>>202671688remember when he died on family guy? I was like no brian is kill :(
>>202671333>vanillafaggot.
>>202671559
>>202671782Vanilla is god tier dummy
>>202671782all men are that
>>202671838woman's flavor.
had a french vanilla latte the other day. was so yummy
Yall guys want some cheeTOEs? xD
There was this blonde white girl when I was in high school, pale creamy skin, she always wore black tank tops with unbuttoned flannel shirts and short jean shorts. Her skin reminded me of vanilla ice cream. French vanilla, exactly. She was nice and even laughed at a joke I made once. Score one for the black guys
>>20267155919 year old chinks in new york be like: yoooooo new cororway just dropped
real fragile masculinity hours >>202671891
>>202671891Well they don't have steak flavored coffee so you could say anything is a woman's flavor cuz it's all sweet
Is hazelnut a woman's coffee flavour? I need to know before I pick a side
mfers arguing about bean juice flavors
Coffee is soy
>>202672009hazelnet is even more woman than vanilla
>>202669866I had a very similar experience, trying a grocery store coconut as a kid. Much worse than the candied stuff, at least to a child’s palate
I hate Chappell Roan
yeah I drink half and halfhalf coffeehalf Coffee Mate French Vanilla Creamer
>>202671919lmfao
>>202672113>hazelnut is more feminine than something called french vanillaNah
i go through coconuts on the regular. i use them for divination purposes.
>>202672243Kys Brian you fat slob
>>202671650I'm on the complete opposite shore you rude bitch
I'm finally in good enough shape to wear my tight fitting t shirt without looking like a slob
i have to do a ritual for a client
>>202672321Why do you grift Caribbean immigrants That's bad joss
There are 3 sorcerers on /cum/Starting to worry.
>AI can't meme, that's just impossib-
>>202672303>halifax ramenI know that shit is ass, no cap
>>202672380Dont worry, they can't handle the will of Allah
>>202672380I e discovered magic, but it's not to much mystical as serendipity, intersectionality of causation. I've mentioned this before.But I've studied some Caribbean traditions like the Coconutanon does, although not his specifically. I'm more familiar with the Loa
>>202672440I made it myself ;_;
>>202672468Which brand thoughbeit
>>202662398
>>202672483Brand? I made broth and dropped some noodles that they make at a chinky store nearby. I guess the brand is Anon's Kitchen
>>202672533>I made broth Perhaps it wasn't bad after all then
>>202672444This sounds like a fun larp. What are Allah's stats
>tfw broad shoulders, thick hair, handsome face, and muscular armsGod made me 5'7 because he knew my power level would be too high if I wasn't a manlet
>niggas following traditions and using patrons because they can't do magic without the theater>not just doing straight magic and bending reality to your willMediocre display of sorcery ITT.
>boss announced move from totally remote to hybrid this morningits actually over
>>202672590Maxed out on everything
>>202672594>5'7Aw, you little punim there!
I want to take a look at my medical chart at work but that’s a hipaa violation.
>>202672610i practice both high and low magick
>>202672624happened to me recently too, jfmsu
>>202672685>gimping himself by separating the source in two for no reasonVery impressive anon. Next you're gonna show us your altar.
>>202672854i have several altars for several different spirits.
>>202672854>Next you're gonna show us your altar.He’s posted that kind of stuff several times
Also adding a "k" at the end is a gay attempt to try and get legitimacy in the eyes of pedestrians.If you know, you know. Anything else is trying to impress plebs, or soothe your bruised ego.
>it's magick not magic mom! It's totally real!Very soy general we got here
>>202673015Wasn’t that k thing created by Crowley
>>202672594That's not that short
>>202673015thisk butk unironicallyk
>>202672984>he deals with thoughtforms and interdimensional parasites>he dedicates altars to themTragic display.
>>202673015it's habit also why are you so butthurt, probably some cringe right hand pather
Watching this stupid menendez show
>>202673046And he was the gayest of them all.Coincidence? No such thing.
>>202673068
>sociopathic scumbag and gold digger thot from high school are now dating each otherI never thought I could despise a couple so much
>>202673096I am calling for a total and complete true crime ban
>>202673081I like to clown on ceremonialists because they all adhere to the mystery school of ultimate cringe.>left/right hand pathTragic display of dualism.Imagine gimping yourself for no reason.>>202673155They then fall into the other category I mentioned (interdimensional parasites)
>>202673193They don't think about you at all.
>>202673209demons help us ascend to godhood
I'm getting back into my mobile pinball game, new high score
>>202673193underaged & banned
Man i fucking LOVE McDonalds. How do vegancucks live without this shit I wouldn't be able >>202671333 based snd checked and sloppilled
i'm looking for and icon to dedicate to satan and they're all pretty much of baphomet. WHEN will people realize satan and baphomet are two different entities
>>202673327>andan*
>>202673203Femoids will never leave it alone
>>202673257Parasites help up ascend to parasitism.Sounds about right.Also>ascensionlol, lmao even
Imagine getting into an argument on /gif/
>Had another dream where I'm back in high school and still friends with all my brosit's been 8 years of this shit
>>>/x/Not a christcuck but keep your schizo shit where it belongs
>i'm looking for and icon to dedicate to satan and they're all pretty much of baphomet. WHEN will people realize satan and baphomet are two different entities
just saw a 10/10 gyatt
I've been posting in here already but I'm the guy who was posting the four-eyed chick. I think I'm starting to get over my obsession. I don't get biches, man, so I hope you folks will excuse me for getting hung up on crazy parasocial shit. It sounds crazy but geeky plain chicks are my type. I can appreciate conventionally super hot chicks but I prefer chicks with a few flaws and decent bodies who maybe look a tiny bit crazy. It might be the death of me someday.
>>202673538Tell me more.
>>202673413you will die powerless and never escape the cycle of reincarnation >>202673485maybe i'll just go with a traditional red devil icon. does satan even care?
>>202673546*bitcheslol, patting myself on the back for that typo
Hey guys. Since I like you all I drew you a picture. It took me alot of time I hope you enjoy it...Its Hitler and his German Shepherd out on a walk in a snowy city street.
>>202671919wtf
>>202673598go touch that grass in the lower left
TRUTH nuke:earth is part training ground and part prison. you were born to become a god but there are intelligences out there who don't want you to succeed.
>>202673546WOAH that's crazy man
Dadberg just approved of Momberg buying me a new wardrobe hell yeah
>>202673554roughly 5'3, ~25% bodyfat, blonde, looked wealthy or high class, caked up in those flare pants women wear
>>202673574>the cycle of reincarnation in the world of man is something you must escapeNow I know you're completely retarded.Niggas work so hard just to obliterate themselves from existence because a parasite told them it was the way to achieve power. Epic win.
>>202673673shit dick in ya mouth
>maybe i'll just go with a traditional red devil icon. does satan even care?
reply to my post or I will hex you
>>202673546Were you the retard posting the ugly saggy bitch?>>202673714>25% bodyfatPig disgusting/cum/ continues to have abhorrent taste in women.
bake new
NEW>>202673795>>202673795
>>202673798>Were you the retard posting the ugly saggy bitch?She wasn't saggy but yeah
>>202673798>Pig disgustingshe carried it well trust me bro
