Soviet Baltic edition
Paddington 2, James Corden, Stephen Fry, Olivia Colman, Doctor Who, David Attenborough, Clap for the NHS, Idris Elba, Mary Berry, Ant and Dec, The King's Christmas Speech, Fuckmuppet Cockwomble, Chicken Tikka Masala, Sir Keir Starmer, the London 2012 Olympics nostalgia: THIS IS THE ENEMY
poo smells hahahahahahahahahah :D
Ah yes this time WW3 is happening
>>202671563Done him in all fairness.
>>202671661Excellent thread.
>>202671661a post like this belongs on /pol/ really doesn't it
got the mint jams on
Love CommunismLove PalestineLove LebanonLove RussiaLove Trans RightsHate CapitalismHate IsraelHate UkraineHate the USAHate Nazis
why prune the older thread smfh
HAHA JANNNNYYYY
>>202671340Grill some beef, brew a pot of coffee, turn on Al Jazeera and chill.
Got the Gay Porn Music stuck in my head.
that's it i give up on this general for now, see you tomorrow, enjoy your autism threads
Where's free Labour sausages like Keir said
>Love Trans Rights>Hate Capitalismlel>>202671709janny hates trust funds
>Woman tells of anguish at sister's hospital death
>>202671707>Love Russia>Love Trans RightsDon't think these two are particularly compatible.
>>202671661screwminh
Russia is on the brink of collapse, apparently
swans subedish
might not eat anything today
>>202671707You really showed that commie zigger, 190kg.
can't believe that world war 3 just started
>>202671765mental health
>>202671759prefer nu-swans
recall with great fondness a moment....a moment in which I sparked a wog out with one punchalways knew they couldn't find unless they're in a pack but I still didn't expect him to go down so easily
>>202671661
there's an aussie here who thinks an underage communist is out to get him
OH NO OH O NO OH NO AH HA HA HA Back to work with you lazy cunts.
>>202671759Why was /mu/ circa 2013-2016 so utterly obsessed with this band
>But Kristoffersen said it is nevertheless essential to ensure the security bloc is adequately armed, trained and prepared for the worst, adding that Russia is not yet in a position to take on Europe but could build up its capacity to do so in a matter of years.>'At one point someone said it'll take 10 years, but I think we're back to less than 10 years because of the industrial base that is now running in Russia,' General Kristoffersen said in an interview in Oslo in June.T-this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>>202671661TZD
I don't care how naive it sounds, but 99.99% of people just want to fuck off and live their lives. Why must we all die in nuclear fire because world leaders are arguing.
>>202671749DO NOT post the map of gender surgery clinics in Europe.>>202671758That would be China.
>>202671806yeah thats schizoaussie
>>202671768yh it's possible this week is one for the history books ah well im about to go on holiday haha x
>>202671783based wog heemer
>>202671818Based.
Never listened to a Swans record.No idea where to start.Always seemed to be the most annoying contrarian retards with poor taste that spammed it so I avoided it like the plague for ages.
>>202671818Soviet Power was restored by the actions and will of the working people.
Could crush jannnies soft and maliable baby like head into paste with my bare hands
>>202671846blog on
First na di messages, den di bombs as air strikes hammer Lebanon
>>202671820oh no why does anything mean anything??? how could this be....humans must live an insect like existence just getting bynothing of consequence must happen because...because it just mustn't ok!!!
mad how getting punched in the balls was a daily occurence in school
we cum, we fart, we shit, we shartWe cum, We fart, We shit, We shartwe Cum, we Fart, we Shit, we ShartWe Cum, We Fart, We Shit, We ShartWE CUM, WE FART, WE SHIT, WE SHART!
>>202671876amazing post
>>202671846Filth or My Father Will Guide Me
What have I missed? What's happened now to make Brit go into WW3 mode like it did the other week and the week before etc
Daily reminder that 'gender identity' does not exist.There is no such thing as being 'transgender'.Human beings cannot change their sex.Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.
>>202671818>>202671803>>202671723>>202671871Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries
umm lads?
will benefits sausages come out of mental health funds
clocked this on bbc news
>>202671813wtf you're dying of cancer and Starmer demands you work in the Asda car park petrol booth in midwinter 10 hours a day
>>202671865I've got a nice vintage English tonearm coming in the mail. Haven't chosen a cartridge for it, yet, as it needs a very low-mass high-compliance cartridge to work properly, which were only fashionable for a short period of time in the late 70s to early 80s.
Big Baltfash Deportation
>>202671935didnt read but blog on again for mecome on piggy
>>202671916Hold on Chloe Kier is sorting out sending you some sausages ok So hold on for them
>Putin is sending warships and nuclear bombers to the English ChannelIt's over
>>202671888>Transgenderism is a paedophillic misogynistic cult that harms women and children.The fucking irony of you posting this in a general that every day features posts about ogling "schoolgirls legs" on the bus or Anons just straight-up admitting to being attracted to children.
How to trigger a National Socialist revolutionstep 1: promote communism
>>202671929The NHS doesn't pay for itself leftypol.
>>202671909next up...the plight of a lads holiday to mariopol that ended in disaster, why won't the government start WW3 to rescue them?
>>202671916Looks like a troon
>>202671887Starmer challenged Putin to a boxing match
>>202671858Russia invaded and occupied Baltic states. It was an illegal action.
leafs love a good blog don't they?not as bad as yanks but they're quite partial to a drivel-laden blog should the mood take them
>>202671955Well since you've asked politely, I was thinking of getting an old moving coil cartridge from Denon, but I already have one and think it might be silly to have two identical or very similar cartridges on the same turntable. Maybe I should look into something from Ortofon, or maybe a mono cartridge?
russian fighter jets spotted above cheadle
the UK could unironically defeat Russia in warand if it came to nukes we could also annihilate them
>>202671982Sauce?
>>202671993this is what severe trans obsession mental illness does to you
>>202671983Don't recall /brit/ having their flag flown by the Royal Estates and from every council building in the land, do you?
>denounces lenin, stalin, mao, trotsky, best korea, pol pot, etcuhh based?
Starmer is such a right evil cunt you can imagine him unironically instituting a draft if we went to war with Russia.
GET THEM IN WORK
>>202672043is that ruby granger
>>202672031What makes you say that? With America's support, sure.
>>202672041the paedophile flag (union jack) is flown regularly
>>202672001Inshallah Lithuania will achieve Communism
>>202672056No worse than the frogposters and other incels who litter this general
>>202672049get them draftedget them vaporised
>>202672043literally who
Schools aren't little kids about how great /brit/ is are they?
>>202672031russia it such a vast country with people spread out everywhereeveryone is on a tiny island here
>>202672065
>>202672089no, you wouldn't be allowed in to tell them
>>202672049wouldn't need to draft me, I'd sign upprobably end up in the royal engineers though since I already am one
Rude I was hoping for a blog on hat trick.
i'm just saying they shouldn't make the schoolgirls wear skirts if they don't want me to look
I pray for the destruction of the West
>>202672041https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/uViHvOkrT2eEeG3RXNGSsw/
>>202672089nice name
>>202672119fuck off
>>202672123rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSI3HuxyNPM
one small nuke could completely wipe out london and kill everybody in london in secondsit would be that simple for putin
The Ghost of Kyiv 2.0
>>202672145ok then we do the same to moscow
I'm eating a bag of Minstrels
need to get a plasterer in
>>202672180peng ~
>>202672108If I were Norwegian I'd vote for Tjen Folket – Kommunistisk Forbund
>>202672163there would be no politicians left to order it
Kids are getting taught about anal fisting in schools by self-identified 'queer theorists' but yeah it's nonceposting on /brit/ that's the problem.
>>202672180getting fat?
>>202672163our nukes probably don't even work
sir kiel basa
>>202672196(Whites only)
>>202672202https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/Q9_op_k-WZAmEYFZ_LSJ_Q/
>BREAKING: NATO officials have “grave concerns” that Russia may respond to latest developments in Ukraine with a show of strength in the coming days; the possibility of detonating a nuclear weapon in British waters thought to Kremlin’s preferred option.It’s seriously over lads
>>202672200ah yes russia has stealth nukes that cant be picked up by radars giving us time to react
>>202671806no i just think there's an underage retard without basic reading comprehension skills who keeps replying to me completely missing the point of what i was saying
imagine everybody in london deadall the LGBTsall the BAMEs all the politiciansall the bankersit would be a complete unmitigated disaster for our country
sir lebanon evacuater
>>202672231screaming
>>202672202wait is it illegal? lol
>>202672236Do you have a source for that?
>>202672236what the fuck would they do that for
>>202672237they can fire them from submarines off the coast and hit london in a matter of seconds
>>202672246would you lads miss me?
>>202672099and? it's not 1945 any more lad, war is more high tech now and we're at the very edge of that technology unlike russiawe have 3 times the number of satellites that they do for example, and ours are all far more advanced than russian ones. our missiles are sexier, our jets are sleeker, our drones superior in every way. we're just better and there's no way they could overcome the force multiplier that gives us.
>>202672278
>>202672001Didn't happen, workers overthrew their fascist governments.
>>202672236it's almost been two weeks since this was reported
Nothing will happen Putin owns half of London
>>202672220Norway needs Marxism-Leninism-Maoism
>>202672236Nothing ever happens
>>202672072Inshallah brother we will kill those russian bastards together
>>202672278No I just made it up now lol
King Kong in chief is going to start WW3
>>202672278>>202672281its a fake headline you imbeciles. the mong cant even type properly
>>202672316same source as all msm then
>>202671813wtf is this guy's problem? it's like he's trying to speedrun breaking every promise he ever made
can't believe that we might wake up tomorrow and london will be completely wiped off the map
its actually a good thing im a incel. if i had a partner i'd hit her
not really into politics me
>>202672278bro thinks he is on a reputable subreddit or summat lmaooooooo
russia is getting humiliated by ukraine but they can definitely defeat britain
>>202672338Genuinely think there's something wrong with him. Like he was concocted in a lab to be the most soulless ghoul politician possible.
>>202672236>Russia may respond to latest developments in UkraineLiberating Ukrainsk, Kurakhovo and Ugledar?
>>202672282okthen america does the same to russiaor permits us to nuke
any album recs lads?
>Breaking News: Putin's OnlyFans account has been banned under fresh sanctions from the US and UK authorities
Rorke:>Here’s why it’s actually BASED that Putin wants to kill me and all my family in a nuclear holocaust
we've got stars directing our fate and we're praying it's not too latemillennium
>>202672338>breaking every promise he ever madesuch as?
>>202672385US does not give a single shit about us
Why is everyone talking nukes and World War III?
>>202672412yeah they'd just allow a senior nato member to be nukedyou are mentally ill
nuclear holocaust won't happenthat means at worst we'll have a conventional war and we easily defeat russia in one of those, even without our allies help
>>202672409i dont know fucking look it up, he's a labour politician, they're not supposed to do this kind of thing
>>202672408we've got stars direct in our face*
>>202672237You'd lose vs Russia. But your little brother is jacked
>>202672426Putin is threatening to nuke the North Sea
domino line, big tune
You lads ready to die for Israel then?
>>202672426Trying to stop us discussing trannies
>>202672426russia is going to nuke london into dust tonight
>BREAKING: Russia has just launched a nuclear bomb over the Richmond sausage factory
Just spent £8000 on a signed VHS box set of Jonathan Creek
Mental how in 70 years there will be a documentary with an old lad who survived ww3 who starts his story with something like "I was posting on /brit/ when I heard Keir, the high chanvelor of the unitary of Britain sent us to war with the Amasians against the Eurasian devils "
>>202672434you're the same room temp IQ drongo who couldnt back up his claims about class aren't you
>>202672467worth about £30 on ebay
Domino hoo-hoo
Putin will not nuke us ever, because half his assets are based in London, because his oligarch BFFs own half of London.If he destroys the UK then he destroys the Russian economy.
>air friar
>>202672454*Greater Israel and yes
>>202672433>conventional war and we easily defeat russia in one of those
i love fanies
>>202672474haven't talked about class in /brit/ recently no
>>202672486so what if he just nuked bradford instead
Papa John's > Domino's
>>202672465it's fucking over
>>202672526yeah
>>202672526they're both absolutely rank
>>202672486Extremely retarded opinion. Putin and his oligarchs have had billions of their assets seized since the war started, if that was a motivation they wouldn’t have invaded Ukraine in the first place.
Just ordered Putin to drop a nuke on my mossballs
>>202672454
really don't want any city to get hit by a nuke
>really hard problem in excel
>>202672491Shit PM
>>202672486what the hell are you talking about lad? russia won't exist if they try that, there wouldn't be a russian economy or even country left once we're done with them
Rorke, Rorke, Rorke, you're glib
New>>202667071>>202667071>>202667071
https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/look at 89th
Don't think you recognise the horrors of being the victim of a nuclear bombing Take a look at what happened to the survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Listen to their accounts of what happened in the hours after the bombs fell.
>BREAKING: Anon get dubs
evacuate london NOW
might buy a van and live in it, i'd park it next to the beach and just surf and chill out all day
>>202672579commenting to follow this gimmick x
BREAKING: Liverpool nuked, damage could cost 'hundreds'
>>202672609
Still not sure what has caused brit to WW3 talk again
America would just flatten anyone. Only proxy wars going forward.
>>202672620could be peng>>202672637it's happening
>>202672642*fires a hypersonic Russian missile at Mach 15*
>>202672593
5th wank of the day done de lids x
how far would the fallout be from london?
mental how 99.9% of these cunts live in flatsnot even a semi-detached
Might get comfy and watch Threads
What is BBC?
>>202672609modern nukes are different, they emit far less radioactive material on a yield basis
>>202672609>Don't think you recognise the horrors of being the victim of a nuclear bombingand you do, do you? billy big bollocks? the fuck are you talking about anyway, who here is denying that?
>>202672656What happened
>>202672645>learnerheh
>>202672675flats are utterly grim imoevery man should own a bit of the ground he lives on
>>202672675Living in a flat in a city is comfy as fuck. Just walking downstairs and having tons of shops and restaurants and bars on your street.
>>202672645leftypol fucked around and found out loool
at least if you're nuked you wouldn't know that you've been nuked
open the fucking pubs
>>202672696Israel is about to put boots on the ground in Lebanon
grim post, not responding to it
>>202672696false alarm lad, nothing ever happens
>>202672667assuming you were working as wlll that's a good yield lad, only do 5 on my days off2 is my usual for a working day
i'd be alright with a nuclear bomb if it meant SPAINNONCE was OBLITERATED and KILLEDi HATE himhe is EVERYWHERE and EVERYONEsacked troon? spainnonce.190? spainnonce.cansnonce? spainnonce.putin? spainnonce.starmer? spainnonce.OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYESif there's a nuke? I'M FINE WITH IT if you just fucking GET SPAINNONCE!
>Being nuked is...LE BAD!
>>202672728well i would rorke
I realised during covid in 2020 that there's a surprisingly huge number of the population that are really happy living in "interesting times" and actively want horrible, scary global events to happen because it makes them feel like they're living in a film or some shit. Like all those people who would excitedly list off the death tolls from each country during early covid and would cheer for them to get higher. They treat it all like its a game. The same is happening now with WW3 scares, a terrifyingly large number of people actually WANT a war to happen.It's not easy being an anxious person in this day and age. I don't want to live in "interesting times", I want everything to be boring and peaceful and uneventful for pretty much all of my life. If WW3 ever happened I'd probably just kill myself instantly.
>>202672754did you
>>202672521corr could you imagine
freeze the fucking pensioners
>>202672681I was shocked by how good that film was. Thought it was a /tv/ meme.
>>202672739slags are shit these days, give me an old fashioned booty dance
>>202672754ktimitching for something to happen, but sadly nothing ever does
Who cares about Lebanon
we're wanking off all these immigrantswhat about the british peoplewho's going to wank them off?
>>202672803lots of people
>Earth to briefly gain second 'moon', scientists saybit mental
>BREAKING: Nuclear sausage dropped on Lebanon
>>202672689>and you do, do you?yes>billy big bollocks? that's not my name>the fuck are you talking about anyway, who here is denying that?people. people are denying it. they don't understand it.
uh oh whoopsie
What's the point in this? Decade old news and a banner for another board. I'm aware other boards exist. Seems like a waste of screen real estate
>>202672754Covid was boring though, nuclear war might actually put me out of my misery
>>202672803I only cared about it before the muslims invaded and killed all the white christians
grim that braldey gets posted here so often. used to be funny but now it's just for incels
>>202672787Watch Hell Drivershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmv5vK96KXY
>>202672830ok
>>202672826>[Hide]
and why not? why shouldn't we freeze the pensioners? they've had a lifetime of warmth, they've had enough warmth. it's our turn and if that means they must freeze so be it. in fact, if pensioners freezing is what it takes for me to avoid a few chilly mornings then so bit I say.
you better return the sausages sharpish or starmer might have to send you a trident
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202672830just the one incel, actually
woke up bloody ravenous3000 calories in not stopping any time soon
>>202672812Why? Never heard of it
>>202672813imagine believing space is real
>>202672879skill issue
practicing my owl impression lads what do we think>*hoot HOOT* *hoot HOOT*
Median disposable household income was £34,500 in 2023, according to the ONS. It was £34,700 in 2020. And is only 0.8% higher than 2013.
>>202672827Yeah but I'm talking more about early on in covid. Jan-March 2020. When people weren't sure what was gonna happen and there seemed to be a large number of people who thought it was going to be a global apocalypse.I remember in January 2020 reading a reddit post where some guy was saying we should all stock up on tinned food and guns because covid would cause a global collapse and there'd be "raping and pillaging everywhere". And it got a shit ton of upvotes. Sent me into a week-long panic attack.
all alone, no albums to listen to, why hast thou forsaken me?
Why do foreigners go on about Mr. Bean? Was there even a series or was it just a film?
i love you
>>202672815male
what the fuck is an owl doing in here?
genuinely though just return the fucking sausages
>>202672893ah yes, tawny owl, very impressive
>>202672894dead country
>>202672893
>>202672906there was a series but it was only 10 episodes or something
>>202672894thats a combined income? just 35k? not much is it
Lebanese sausages welcome
>>202672907me?
>>202672923what's the problem with this new build?
>>202672923imagine living in a goyhome
Per second: 4.697 quadrillion
>>202672923the deano mansions
>>202672933mad how similar they are all things considered
Basically it all boils down to this.Jews are bitter they got holocausted.Now they are determined to holocaust another people. They have selected Palestinians as their victims. Now they're expanding it to Lebanon.If Israel genociding the Palestinians was the Nazis genociding the Jews, then this is the equivalent of the Nazi invasion of Poland.
>Why yes I do earn 34k per year. Why don't I pick you up in my 63 plate Corsa, bring you over to my rented second floor flat, put on a Netflix movie if my flatmates aren't using the basic subscription package and eat some rice that I've bought in bulk and seasoned myself.
Nuking London would be a win win for all
>>202672923diremy front garden would easily land on the other side of the pavement here
>>202672943no
>>202672923Why is the pavement so narrow lol
>>202672933way to live up to your name pussy
>>202672933I really enjoy this webm
>>202672961>Jews are bitter they got holocausted.never happened
>>202672964Noooo you cant because they make le money!
>>202672961...right
>>202672962why is watching popular movies and spending within your means memeworthy?
>>202672923Goy Grove
>>202672974why waste space on pavements when you can squeeze another handful of deanobuilds on your plot
>>202672923britain ROARS out for more of these housesget the fucking green belt bulldozed get the barratt new builds builtget the foreigners housed and wanked off
>>202672961>They have selected Palestinians as their victims.The lack of self awareness. Lmao theyre genociding you mate. The pakis will be fine. Worry about europe you dumb cunt
I just don't like middle eastern food
>>202672996roaring
I see the wikipedia article for LGBT has been changed to LGBTQ now
>>202673028not on really is it
>>202672993pierbi looking kinda rough here
>>202672971;_;
>>202673022get the pensioners frozen and used as front doors
>>202673028wiki's gone woke
>>202673044weekend of constant threeway sex will do that
>>202673056scrimbling
>>202673028the woke have got to the LGBT as well?
>>202673028wokeapaedoia
poo tin nukin
>>202673075Based
got the la sanie des siecles panegyrique de la degenerescence on
THE LGBT HAVE GONE WOKE!!
>>202673074it's a bloody disgraceyou can't even bum men in peace these days without the woke mob after you
shagging a poo out me arse
someone mentioned la sarnie? making me hungry now lads
>>202673075the pact died and nato survived x
The fact is lads, we need to restore the Warsaw Pact and have Russian troops back in Warsaw.
any cults about?
>>202673130Fuck off
East Germany had a state ran communist gay bar
it's up>>202673167
>>202673156This but nazi Germany
>>202672962That fucking wall kek
