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>>202673795Great edition. Couldn't be better
>>202673795i look like that
Hi
there's some scary stuff out there most humans aren't ready to know about
does /cum/ have rizz?
>reply to my post or I will hex you
>>202673749>obliterate themselvesit's ego empowerment, not ego dissolution
i've got that porn addict rizz
>>202673889These posts make me miss Brian
>>202673937hey
>>202673948Brian?
>>202673937yeah it's a shame brian isn't around anymore
>>202673833Thanks. I got connections in /ita/
>Ride bike to work>Stay on sidewalk, effect on traffic is basically non-existent >Still get dirty looks from people in carswtf did i do
need it or keep it?>>202673979perhaps>>202673985yeah
>>202674024Maybe you are just extremely ugly
>>202674024walking or biking in a non-walkable area is a humiliation ritual
Pineapple coconut cake
>>202673859hello
i wonder if you can practice psychic vampirism through the internet on anonymous users
>>202674116How are you
>>202674138doing okay. what about you?
>>202674130Only one way to find out
>POV: that weird white neighbor of yours in Chicago got locked out of his mom's apartment again while muttering spells
>>202674026Are you going to make a Jeffery Dahmer alter with skulls like the pictures I showed you?
>>202674197why would i
>>202674155Just bored I'm all alone in my house butt naked with nothing to do
>>202674171what episode is this
>>202674215Because it's cool
My great grandfather was a member of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn
Got to work early and took a shit. Felt good
Reminder
>>202674246Witches of East Arlen, some of the anons ITT are him
>>202674072i'm pretty average, and I wear a helmet + sunglasses so half of it is covered anyways>>202674096very true but I don't have a choice. waymo is super nice though because I don't have to talk to or tip an increasingly entitled uber driver, but they don't go everywhere and it's still a bit of a wallet hit if i use it daily
>>202674356I have lost count on how many NYC plates I've seen run stop signs
>>202674414>helmetNerd
yeah you know who took that shit from you come get it back in blood
good afternoon>>202673795fantastic edition
I have a confession to make: I do not actually hate women. I actually love them and wish I had at least one female in my life other than my mom.
>>202674479yeah I know, I tried to get one that isn't that ugly alien contraption you see every bike rider wearmine looks like pic related
>>202674356>>202674442How are leafs received in Florida
>>202674631I think pretty much everyone who proclaims to hate women is just tsun tsun for them on this board
>>202674631i'd wager to say this is true of most of the misogynists herethey're just lashing out because they feel wronged, that's a pretty normal reaction
got some sore buns after doing glute lifts yesterday
>>202674631when you enter into a long term relationship with a woman you will get a new kind of hate than the incel variety
>>202674684My grandfather was a french leaf so I can't say
>>202673992Madonna
>>202674684don't like us but hate the American transplants more because snowbirds still leave at some point
>>202674684Well they can't vote here (I think ) so that's a plus
>>202674852he's cute
>>202674774i need to do those and squats i want to tone my butt
bump my thread>>202674041
>>202674852Micio
>>202674276best i can do is this big ass skull
>>202674933done>>202674990he needs to learn to wait his turn and be patient jeez
>>202674933>musky white hairy uro boysthe dream
>>202674933Posted
>>202674933people have some very strange ideas about bathing and using deodorant in that thread i know you guys are on the up and up though nobody here is stinky we're all prim and proper with a floral scent
>>202675009Oh, someone made capuzzel Tutti a tavola a mangiare
>>202674933Didn't post but I let our volunteer cleaning staff know about some things he should take a look at
>>202674442Passing the vibe check needs to be a requirement for crossing the border. I thought about following some fucker so I could smash his mirror though but there's just too many of them. There was also some bitch with a huge south carolina sticker on her minivan who tried to cut me off, so she better hope I dont see her shitbox in a parking lot one day or I'm gonna coom.
>>202675147
>>202674990Micio?Spanish speakers call cats michi
>>202675256Micio(Meechee-oh) is Kitty in ital
>>202675222Idk what you're talking about
Brett Favre has parkinson's disease
Will Americans be sent to die for Israel in their invasion/conquest of Southern Lebanon?
>>202675334Is that the sportsball guy
don't care for employment
>>202675372If we go you go too bud
>>202675402This guy gets it4 more hours till picrel
>>202675420I know, that's why I ask.If Israel asks America to join, you'll join, and then we'll have to join too.Thing is most American support Israel while most Brits don't support Israel.
I just want to eat burgers, drink beers and play video games. And I believe a lot of Americans feel the same way.
tbqh I don't understand why Israel arouses such passionate hate and anger in so many people, personally couldn't care less
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMJSsR6COXo
Don't drink or do drugs I only pump iron and smash gash
>>202675613If you mean the present wave it's because all the brown people crying has finally been accepted by all the woke types in the west. Jews shot themselves in the foot tbqh
I am the only person working in the office today so I can fart my nasty smelly goyslop braps whenever I want, feels good bros
Sexo
>>202675613normal people get angry about seeing genocide every day
Let's write a limerick. I'll start.There once was a man from Nantucket ...
>>202675764imagine your boss walked in an smelled it haha just imagine haha
>>202675697I don't mean the present wave I mean since Israel has been mopping up Arabs for the last 50 years. Paleshits and Arabs did this to themselves I don't find them sympathetic
>>202675785He liked to poop in a bucket
>>202675843You don't know how to write a limerick do you. That's not enough syllables
>>202675781I wish it was genocide but it isn't even close
thoughts ?
>>202675864I don’tYou’re right
>>202675864How about you suck my dick faggot
>>202675901Needs some work 2bh
>>202675901have not tried half of these
>>202675841>I don't find them sympathetiNobody ever did except other brown people, until jews spent decades convincing people colonialism is le bad and white people are le bad. Now it's coming back to bite them in the ass, dumb jews lol
>>202675901Based Barq enjoyer
>>202675949go get a cream soda i know it's an old lady drink but it's really good >>202675971root beer is good but i mostly just like their cream soda
>>202675957It is pretty funny seeing leftist Jews getting their comeuppance
>>202675971I love Barqs but the rest of my family are A&W plebs. This house is a prison.
>>202674816Tabarnak
>>202675901>coke zero that highinto the trash it goes
>>202674356florida is a shithole
https://tiermaker.com/create/the-best-us-soda-tier-list-160422make your own
>>202675901Bangs is the fuckin best
>>202675119LOL
>>202676058Every diet soda leaves this disgusting film in my mouth. I don't get how people drink that garbage.
>>202676058it's probably the best diet soda
>>202676025in the aftermath of Oct. 7th they were literally having meltdowns/panic attacks when their followers were mostly agreeing with Hamas and not jews kek, it was a great time to be alive
>>202676119coke zero doesn't have the artificial sweeteners in it i don't like splenda for that reason, it's just coke with no sugar and that's it
>>202676119>disgusting film in my mouthThat's the artificial sweeteners, no idea how people can enjoy that stuff
>>202675901my thoughts
>>202676060then stay out of georgia too pussy
>>202675901I believe that fresca is the only drink for a wise man
fresca is actually retarded because it has aspartame in it. It's literally easy as fuck to just carbonate fruit juice and water instead of adding bullshit
The libs and progressives in my town managed to raised over $1 million to purchase two houses and cars for two families from Afghanistan. Too bad they couldn't do the same for the houseless people they've been crying over for the last 3 years
>>202676108Glad someone got it, geezSo much of my shit becomes sacrifices to the comedy gods
getting tired of people telling me i need lift weights. even the interview lady telling me to go to the gym. like you wana go bitch? show me i'm not strong enough to flip burgers
>>202676255Fruit juice has almost as much sugar as soda
>>202676330Why don't you lift weights? It's good for you
>>202676290>we just can't give homeless people money because uhh we just can't ok???>refugees, please line up for your prepaid credit cards with 10k on them. Your housing will also be provided in this lineReally makes you think huh...
New Yorkers moving the Florida is the east coast equivalent to Californians moving to Arizona and Texas
>>202676390genius like me chooses the orange
>>202676166
>>202676360i have a bowflex i do some light resistance training. do i need to be a 240lb muscle milk gymbro to be employed
>>202676416milk is a food
>>202676394Homeless are mostly drug addicts or insane. There are very very few normal homeless people, and the ones that are don't stay homeless for log
so what if i'm a nerd and my wife is east asian
>>202676459no it's not
>>202676491If you freeze it it is
>>202676473Asylum seekers are drug addicts or criminals. There are very very few normal asylum seekers , and the ones that are don't stay stateless for log
>>202676515Get his ass
>>202676491read it and weep buddy https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk
>>202676541oh no i got fact checked aaaa
buonasera filini
>>202676473False, most are sane. You're thinking of the most visible homeless. Some of them start using after losing their home.
>>202676515>>202676526SamefagBut anyways he said they got the houses for two FAMILIES from the 'ganistan Not single dudes who claim to be teenagers but are late 20s thugs
>>202676515saar, I come here to study, please.saar, I fail class so I sue school.saar, I am homosex can not go back, asylum please.
>>202676442Are you a skeleton?
>>202676597>Samefagcope
>>202676587That's just false and you know it's false, Jose
>>202676597All me btw
>>202676587Nah, most are are druggies and mentally ill, a small percentage who actually work but can't afford housing will still never get the same treatment refugees get
it's so fucking hot
>>202676572
>>202676615LOL
>>202676684piedini
>>202676615+13,000 international students have already claimed asylum this year. In 2019 the number was already a ridiculously high +1800. Might be 2x or 3x higher next year. Grim times continue
>>202676684Why's her feet so red
>>202676618yeah kinda
>>202676572O, cugin, comme staje have a seat. Can I get you a drink
>>202676716I will have the worst drink you have thanks
>>202676706Does Canada have really low asylum qualifications? I've heard of Filipinos exploting your system by traveling there on a tourist visa and applying for asylum
>>202676749Here ya goCent'anni
Homeless people need to be forced into asylums until they're mentally fit enough to return to society.Somehow people think it's more humane to just let them wander the streets until they overdose on opoids or are murdered though so it'll never happen.
Here's the rain. Finally. Hopefully some hobos will either stay off the street or fucking drown or something
>>202676752Canada pretty much has a full-blown open border policy, accepting nearly all asylum claims, no matter how spurious.It’s reached a level that it’s actually the U.S. government forcing the Canadian government to get things under control, as it’s so easy to come here that people from around the world are starting to illegally enter the U.S. via Canada. Illegal crossings from Canada into the U.S. (generally from ON/QC into Upstate NY) are reaching all-time highs
guys i forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer last night and that's what i was gonna have for lunch and it's over i'm going to make a blt because that sounds good but i'm devastated
>>202675901switch coke and dr. pepper otherwise p. accurate tbdesu
>>202676752>Does Canada have really low asylum qualifications?Technically, no. It's just that the current faggot we have demolishing our country has imported so many useless people that the system is de facto accepting everyone. The processing and wait times, plus appeals, plus appeals of appeals, means it take many years to deport someone even with a ridiculous claim. Even then the orders are unenforced except in extreme cases so they just become illegal immigrants without leaving or cross into the US
imagine in 20 years when Canada is 90% jeet, somebody here runs for president promising to build a wall on the northern border
>>202676752>>202676843I’ll claim asylum in Canada God bless my one chance to live in NA
>>202676902that would be pretty funny
>>202673842are you that cat?
>>202673795Very smol :D
>>202676985unbothered . moisturized. in her lane. thriving
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ubZ3yfdjLX4
>>202676943>>202676902Even funnier if he was latinx
>>202676902>The year is 2044 President Raoul "Donaldo" Jimenez, wins on a La Raza supremacist platform>this worries the Islamic Trans Mulatto party>His promises to build a wall against "that jeet menace north of us" have also caused protests in India, which will be a superpower by 2050 according to analysts>Canadian Prime Minister Visajeet has yet to respondI can see this happening tbqh
>>202676837Assuming you mean something like chicken breast or thighs, and not a whole bird>fill a big bowl with cold water in the sink>put frozen meat into ziplock bag>dip bag most of the way into the water and then seal it, such that there’s no air inside>weigh frozen meat down to the bottom of the bowl with something like a small plate>let a little cold water run from the tap into the bowl in the sink, both to keep the water cold such that the meat doesn’t spoil while thawing, and also to keep the water moving around like a convection oven>let it thaw with the tap running a little bit for something like 20-30 minutes, checking occasionally if it’s sufficiently thawed
>>202676644>>202676657I looked it up. Most homeless people have some form of mental illness, but knowing how these things work it's likely some of their issues developed or got worse after losing their house.
I learned a couple weeks ago there are now tons of visajeet truckers in Canada. That's how you know it's unequivocally over, no profession is safe.
>>202676902>20 years Heh
>>202677093There are tons of jeets in trucking in the US too thoughbeit, for whatever reason jeets really like that job
>>202677087>it's likely some of their issues developed or got worse after losing their houseBoy you REALLY want homeless people to be people who lost their houses, so much so that youd make wild suppositions based on nothing, facts not in evidence. Such a strange fixation
>>202677040You can see it? Bro that’s our guranteed future I see nothing that’s gonna stop it
>>202676789Most of the severely mentally ill don't need to be involuntarily hospitalized for long.
>>202677108We Americans are an optimistic people
>>202676836>Illegal crossings from Canada into the U.S. (generally from ON/QC into Upstate NY) are reaching all-time highsI remember when it was the opposite and the us was like, not my problem.
>>202677086im really hungry so i took them out of the freezer and put them in the fridge for now i’ll do that later and just make the chicken breasts for dinner tonight insteadblt sounds better to me right now anyway
>>202677248Put them in a pot in the sink and turn the cold water on low and let them sit under that for a few hours and you should be good to go
>>202677156Yeah housing prices are part of the issue. It's not like the others decided to live on the street one day either. Some of them were foster kids who aged out of the system or people with treatable issues who can't get treatment.
>>202677093It’s really scary. Indians are probably the worst drivers in the world, and our traitors in chief have brought tons of them in to take over the whole big rig industry. It’s dangerous, and they keep killing people with the trucksThis was a high profile one, where a trucker jeet smashed into a youth hockey team bus and killed a bunch of kidshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humboldt_Broncos_bus_crash
>>202677223Part of that was because the fag we have here made a big deal about how he was rescuing the hecking haitians from evil drumpf
>>202677307LOL
>>202677293>Yeah housing prices are part of the issueNot to the degree you'd have them be. Very few people end up homeless cuz they can't afford housing. As long as they're working. At worse they can always get those pay by the week hotels or rent rooms. Non crazy employed people please find a way. Only a few end up in their carsAs for aging out of the system, that was me. I was in placement and got to old and was on the street for a while. But I found a way out
Don't know what I want to eat today
>>202677476Biryani
>>202677484fecal matter detected
>>202677389the LOL is for the last sentence, and I probably should have highlighted it or something
>>202677484Indian food is insanely overrated
>>202677034momberg has TDS and said she would, also said she'd give me her houseshe never followed through
>>202677496You don’t eat from TFWjeet-staffed restaurants… right, Anon?
>>202677511He's already out on day parole btw, plus his lawyer even a few months ago was saying his deportation will be stalled for years due to all the paperwork. This country is a joke
>>202677511It probably doesn't even register to him that he killed a bunch of kids. These Indians are dangerous
>>202677535Women being leftist/progressive is simply a sign that they aren't being fucked hard enough Your dad needs to stop being lazy
>>202677521Only because jeets are over 1 billion people and never shut up about how their brown slop is amazing.
>>202677557What? He only negligently ran a stop sign in a semi-trailer, resulting in 16 dead Canadians, and 13 more injured. Everyone makes mistakes
>>202677496what do you mean
>>202677590Didn't euros invent ships so that they can invade India for it's spices or whatever the fuck
>>202677556I haven't eaten food at Tim Horton's in years. I buy coffee maybe once a month from a TFWflip staffed establishment, not sure if that counts.
>>202677627>invade India for it's spicesCommon jeet lies, the spices were/are from the Spice Islands in Indonesia. Never believe a word from a saar.
>>202677627What was then known as the Spice Islands are in modern day Indonesia, not Indiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maluku_IslandsBritain primarily invaded India to use their large population as textile mill slaves, and to grow opium to sell to China. Not for spices
The number of indians on the planet is alarming
>>202677698>>202677703Never had Indonesian food but I've had Thai and it's also overrated
>>202677605Better cut him a $10,000,000 cheque like Khadr got
what if i shag your mom and your sister
>>202677732lmao
We need Vivek "pull up the ladder" Ramaswamy
My mother is a fitness trainer, shed beat the fuck out of you
My breath smells moldy and I looked up why and they're saying liver disease :/
>>202677727I don’t mind Indonesian food. I find that food from Muslim countries in Asia tends to be better than the regional average, as it tends to be more meat-heavy
>>202677768i'd just rizz her
>>202677773RIP in peace
>>202677742I would literally kill you if you got near them >>202677780For me it's Mexican food.
>>202677521I disagree I think it's quite good
>>202677768having trouble fitness dick in her mouth
>>202677727>Thai and it's also overratedDid you know the Thai government spent millions promoting their food and even designed the restaurants so it would be more popular? Pad Thai isn't even a historic national dish. Niggas fell for a Thai psy-op
>>202677777
>>202677719it's wild how many of them there are. i was out canvassing for abortion around the college and it was unfathomable the amount of these people
>>202677821That pretty good!But seriously. She'd probably shatter your collarbone
>reminded me of some of you
>>202677858The truth doesn't become less true just because you don't like who said it
>>202677874absolutely no way. i’m a giant, undefeated fighting men
>>202677858>entire thread is about visajeet hate>posts reddit cap of women about hate>"this is you"what
>>202677920
>>202677923This. If hitler told you 2+2=4, it doesn't mean he's wrong just because you dislike him
>>202677849I can't read penguin or whatever the fuck that gibberish is
>>202677965LOL
rip shawty lo
>>202677967>just because you dislike [Hitler]Huh?
Great thread thus far
>>202677414I'm talking about all homeless. Some have no fixed address but have shelter. They're less likely to have untreated bipolar disorder, psychosis, etc.
>posts about visajeet at uni>"YOU HATE ALL WOMEN"why do they do this
cummies, im drinking covfefe
>>202678085it was just a stupid meme with no deeper meaning and no bearing on the thread i just thought it was funny and i wasn’t trying to be hateful and im sorry
>>202678034>Died September 21 Oh fuck >2016 Wait what? Damn. dey know actually went hard back in the day
>>202678114
Listening to ‘Woman is The Nigger of the World” by John Lennon
I have a 7in penis and a square jawline, I deserve sex.
>>202678121>2016>Back in the day
>>202678119SPINSTERPINSTER
>>202678121bowen homes carlos and birds go hard
>>202678119nobody's attacking your husbandjeet, alison. calm down
>>202678153You have a passive, feminine worldview
>>202678181He died in 2016, the song came out in 2008 retard >>202678119Spinny did you ever quit vaping
>tfw they demolished bowen homes
>>202678234got 'im
I'm gonna become a missionary and just make a bunch of shit up LOL
whats the best beatles song
>>202678266Already have Mormon Missionaries, they beat you to it
>>202678317Maxwell's silver hammer or Eleanor rigby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzLIUgnKY40
I don't know but I really like hey jude
>>202678317https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDcDCZGcZj8
lol what
>>202678317She's So Heavy>>202678329>Maxwells Silver HammerNice troll answer
>>202678431America pre internet really was a melting pot
>>202678458How is Maxwell's silver hammer a troll answer?
>>202678431>American Blacks get mogged by FOB immigrantsMany such cases
>>202678481It's just a goofy song. If you like goofy songs then I get it
>>202678431Early wiggers lol
doing my japanese duolingo, trad asian virgin wife here i come
>>202678493>Poles who went to school mog people who weren't allowed to learn to readYou people are stupid sometimes. Hell, most times
Wainwright, a gay man,[94] married German art administrator Jörn Weisbrodt on August 23, 2012.[95] Wainwright has a daughter, Viva Katherine Wainwright Cohen, born February 2, 2011, conceived via sperm donation by Wainwright to photographer and antique dealer Lorca Cohen, daughter of Leonard Cohen.
>>202678431>polish farmers called their landlords massaLmao
>>202678574>DuolingoBuona fortuna, you'd have better luck using your weeb anime lexicon
>>202678574They go to you. You do not suffer in America
The female poster got offended and is crying right now LMAO when will you autists learn some decency
Should I get a burger from Jack in the box or order some thai food? The Thai food sounds better but I always end up disappointed. But the fresh ingredients are a breath of fresh air
>>202678772You should cook your own shit. Buy a steak, so w vegetables and a beer. You'll enjoy it much more
>>202678587God you are pathetic
>>202678808Don't feel like it
>>202678587>black people allowed to read for many decades, centuries in some parts of the US>pic relatedAgain, imagine not even speaking ONE language and getting mogged by spics and Asian immigrants lol the state of basketball Americans.
>>202678810>Telling the truth is pathetic Guilty as charged
>>202678729Reddit
>>202678808>You should cook your own shitJeet alert
>>202678861Hey I got that joke! Finally, I am becoming/int/ - international
>>202678852That's you, not me
>>202678916Only reddit says autist
>>202678930>Knows what reddit saysExpert redditor
Personally I was a member of the pro-spinster /cum/ faction
>>202678997Same but she hates being called spinster, and recognizing her scares her off instantly, she's like a bunny rabbit or forest nymph or something
If I enter a tornado, does this mean I get to see the land of Oz
>>202679037....after a fashion, if you believe in the afterlife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGtuk534f8othis always makes me laugh
I'm going to get din din after this thread so please continue posting so that it can die early and I can get this journey over with
>just saw a man let with a SOLID 8/10
>>202679031>like a bunny rabbitThat would explain many of the posts here
she literally gave herself the name spinster
>>202679074Yeah :( I wonder what the afterlife is like.
>>202679128Was he rich looking thoughbeit? That doesn't count
I saw a 4/10 man with a solid 8/10 foid with a 10/10 ass. He didn't look rich either, society is healing
Trees are just really slow explosions
>>202679209The west is rising
>>202678971Biz is crawling with you filth. Go back to wsb before you get offended
>>202679209That was me and spinster
I'm 5'6 and tallest girl I ever was with was 5'11 she wanted me to call her mommy
>>202679240What in the hell are you talking about, autist?
>>202679074I’m positive I could survive a tornado unless I got super unlucky and got rebar flying in my chest or some shit. Not sure how anyone dies from them it’s literally just wind
I took a psychopath test and I'm slightly above average as far as antisocial behavior goes. But I also took this paint style test and it's pretty mid, even though I did prefer some impressionist paintings, and the content of others kind of creeped me out.
>>202679332Post the paint style test in the next thread
Me when the Brazilian tries talking to spinster
>>202679291Kek hes offended already
>>202679408audibly kek'd
Yeah I’m brown, what of it.
NEW>>202679514>>202679514
>>202679501
>just a city boy>born and raised in south detroitWouldn't that just be Canada?
>>202679240>>202679417not him, but you are a retarded asshole and you really seem to be a reddit expertyou must also be the no-life-loser here that likes to call posters by "name"
>>202679547The difference between Canada and South Detroit is WILD. It's like in those cartoons where they dig so deep that they get all the way to China
Just woke up from my nap wussup
