María Alfonsina Edition
weebs btfo
>our moon vs Mars's moonsleftypol INSISTING that the moons are of equal size
nth for the gyaldem
free the machete wielding khat chewing hoodlums
There are so many hot women that just do porn now. I don't get how anyone is fucking, what incentive is there. You'd really just be thinking about the porn girls.
>Israel attacks two weaker and smaller neighbours and indiscriminately kills women and childrenThey're just defending themselves!>Russia preemptively invades the second biggest country in Europe after NATO encroaches on their borders*taps on shoulder and wags finger* ah ah ah no no no!
Let this be a lesson to you. If you create and early new, there is a 1 in 100 chance the janny will see it and delete it.
https://x.com/KTics90/status/1742295863295090843
janny btfo'ing that ugly creature for our María
it's treason, then
had a little retard moment at Asda there
>>202677192i enjoyed cuddling with a chubby girl
>>202677299commiemong
Uhhhh wat so intrestig abt a gurlz tumy enywey o_O
Reading (and learning) about conchoidal fractures
>>202677192does she do nudes
>>202677192She isn't British, get that EUho out of here
>>202677339brat detected!!!!
>>202677354you just post stuff like this so someone can reply 'l hope your skull gets fractures'
nothing more disgusting than women with pubic hair. have they no self respect?
>>202677365Yh>>202677365María is the queen of /brit/
this is so cool thank you for teaching me about this employed woman
Paul William's main research interests are Madhyamaka Buddhist philosophy, Mahayana Buddhism, and Medieval philosophical and mystical thought.Williams was a Buddhist himself for many years but has since converted to Roman Catholicism, an experience he wrote about in his book The Unexpected Way and in an article, "On converting from Buddhism to Catholicism – One convert's story."Oh no no no buddhist bros a leading western scholar converted from buddhism to christanity!
poo a'brewin' bigly ngl tbqhwy bla x
Might become a big fat cunt No point in keeping trim
TIlde is so smart, she is above the likes of Shrewsbury Aldi
>>202677388keeping that bush to discourage timmy from asking for itthey keep it clean for the hittas and goons though
wanking a cock with my arse
>>202677354do you think if we were a couple you would be excitedly showing me things like this? haha
>>202677310rosie mogs maria
>>202677455:/
>>202677479completely boneless face compared to our María
>>202677373It's nothing to do with bone fractures. Conchoidal fractures is a type of fracture present in brittle minerals.>>202677416>>202677437>>202677455You welcome de lads
off to the Shrewsbury Aldi lads you want anything?
>>202677479cute little tits that would look great covered in african champagne
>>202677388Pubic hair is is like head hair where a few people can get away with not cutting it but most should give it a regular trim/ styling
>>202677192
is islam a cool religion?like any cool imagery, stories, lifeforms, etc.?
>>202677520nice nose
sacked tranny is destined to get with a rorke /brit/ postermodern day Romeo & Juliet
>>202677192This is the perfect phenotype, I have a huge crush on a girl that looks just like this, God just thinking about her beauty makes me cry
how do I stop having fear around sex
>>202677528a life
Black is deathDestruction
my old man's a dustman he wears a dustmans hathe wears cor blimey trousers and lives in a council flat
>>202677574this except around women in general
>>202677552some bollocks about scarring the moon thats about it
>>202677520cuteMAX > strong profile
>>202677574have sex, with me
absolutely screaming at the thought of fat people getting in and out of cars
>>202677569There is literally no evidence that "Employed Woman" is actually a transgender woman of any kind.
>>202677398No, she's some EU slag and probably a disgusting leftist judging from that nasty armpit hair
>>202677624DTFIC
rorkes got his little winky out
>>202677570>This is the perfect phenotypeIsn't it?
>>202677637Defend the faith in Christ?
>>202677585your mum's an old dog and she wears a pink dressing gownand every time i walk past there's a homeless man going to town
>>202677552>imageryabsolutely not, that would be idolatryin Islam you can't even draw/make a statue of any living beingmuhammad isn't even special in the prohibition of him being depicted>storiesmuhammad split the moon in two and somehow no other humans on planet earth saw it OR they did and refused to note something so incredible in their records>lifeformshe flew to jerusalem on a winged horse which is why the arabs insist it belongs ot them
might get steaming and pig out this weekend
is rorke chud or are they two different people
oh James, you're encouragable! ~
>>202677634She's Colombian
>>202677668based
>>202677678>personality matters the most bro
>>202677437brook-tild is a strong germanic name, perfect for aar brookie who battles mental health like vikings battled the waves x
>>202677709are you saying he's unrealistically attractive?
>>202677305>click through to the "noncepocalypse" account>video of an old man shaking surrounded by "nonce hunters" being forced to drink piss>video of the "nonce hunters" bringing dirty boxers for a man to sniff>video of a clearly mentally disabled man being attacked by a gang>video of them making a man who can't speak english blow onto the antenna of a walkie talkie covered with a condom>video of them making fun of an old man for picking up a mint from his floor and eating it>video of them telling their dogs to attack what looks like a homeless mans face>seem to enjoy constantly reading out the dirty messages they get when they pretend to be children on the internetAre these...the good guys? Something tells me they need their hard drives checked too
>>202677709baffling post
>>202677416what the FUCK is that image
>>202677675>that would be idolatrydont they bow to as kiss that cube?
was those aldi pics actually sacked tranny or nahnot been in the thread much
death to the gyaldem
>>202677604no chance
the scran
>>202677796no he would look far worse than that
>>202677784sackedtrannys necrotic genitals
>>202677528Spaino's severed head on a platter
might rewatch the austin powers films
>>202677767>why yes, I do spend hours of every day impersonating a schoolgirl in order to have explicit sexual conversations with middle aged men>what, me? a pervert? fuck off ladfascinating isn't it
>>202677702heard baldwin IV is popular in norway amongst zoomersI know odegaard and haaland are christian, maybe there will be a resurgence in faith in norway
imagine if british people had ChatGPT it would be like computer says noooooo
>>202677552https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JinnSearch for ‘jinn stories’ or ‘jinn caught on camera’ you’re into creepypasta style videos/stories
>>202677795yeahit's one of 10,000 contradictionsThe Quran is also the perfect flawless word of god but it's also jampacked full of historical and scientific and even mathematical errors.Whenever it's wrong it's a metaphor, whenever it isn't wrong it's not a metaphor.That's how muslims evade cognitive dissonance.
>>202677873least deluded ai accelerationist
Listening to John Wick music
>>202677873what the fuck is wossy going on about
>>202677873whiteboy lost his damn mind LOL
gooned for an hour but didn't cumconsider that a win
>>202677767based>>202677854scared nonce
>>202677868he's become a zoomer tiktok meme. Not the worst thing l suppose
>>202677873ayo how am I finna relax at home on a friday evening with a fuckin' AI earbud homie alcohol is going nowhere
>>202677628https://youtu.be/qLUozPvKWvI
>>202677897never goon
I'm just a patsy!
l'm your huckleberry
when a woman has a baby is her pussy basically a cave from that point forward?she probably wouldn't notice a 12 incher going up there
popping to the seance you lads want owt?
>>202677604imagine that was a greased up girthy nigerian nightstick in her hand instead
>>202677992yeah give me an update on the goings on in the underworld
Pissreal or Shitsreal?
ah... hello all
>>202677992an advance warning from John McAfee cheers
war is hell
>>202678011morning mate. plan for the day?
>>202677873I like ai goon material wired directly into my brain stem as much as the next guy but how is it supposed to replace drinking?
>>202678011good evening
IT SHOULD COST A BILLION TO LOOK THIS GOOD
black mirror episode where you're yelling nigger in the middle of the street but everyone's ai earbuds are translating it to shakespeare sonnets
>>202678029least brainrotted atheist
>>202677912well for a movie that tried to show the crusades in a negative christian extremist light it's a good turn around. and while yes there were some major oopsies during the crusade's I can't fault its initial goal
>>202677954Good goy*Envelopes you in a freemason of doubt*
>>202678043
>>202678022weird fucking webm
deconverting the muslim gfdont think she'd ever renounce it because of her parents (i wouldnt either tbf; not leaving myself out of the inheritance), but she basically doesnt follow it anymore. eating halal is the only hurdle left, which must be hard to shake if you've grown up doing so. like eating meat after being a vegetarian all your life.
>>202677767I stopped watching that crap because of things like this, it’s always some poor old sod who is clearly suffering from porn addiction and mental health problems.
hitting the griddy with kit marlowe, south london mandem we out here
>>202678022GIWTWM
>>202678047I unironically started to question my faith because I couldn't have sex with anime characters. What kind of God would allow that?
>>202678086where is she from
>>202678086not really, seems like it'd be one of the first things to go tbqhwyl
It's getting bothersome seeing any image of an attractive white woman that has some topless photos and immediately being able to find hardcore porn of her.
>>202678086converting her to christianity or athiesm?
>>202678030how's it going lad>>202678028plan for the day in short is toil, but have some wfh to look forward to soon
got tonetta on
erm
had a chance to lose my v to a muslim somali girl but I bottled it and ghosted her and last message was her wishing me a happy birthdaydon't know why I do it to myself tbqh
Thoughts lads?
been on my bastard mobile data all night instead of WiFi
*whispers*tobyi can see you
>>202678157>how's it going ladAlright lad, I'm laying in bed and shall be asleep soon. I hope you are well also x
>>202678184grotty cunt
>>202678178blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>202678184IT'S NOT FAIR
imagine being justin bieber and your parents selling your arse off to become rich
>>202678178we all do awkward or regrettable shit when we're younger lad
80 mg of oxy up the shnoz
>>202678232he was fit as fuck
gfberg sitting there reading about the Bosnian genocide on Wikipedia and commenting on how sad it is and I have to sit here like a normie pretending to be outraged and horrified at it as well
>>202678187your 10gb+ carried unused data from past months up to 8gb bro?
>>202678184don't remember this service being available in my uni daya
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKxsgBIXEoU
>>202678184sure i've seen that face in my nightmares
>>202678232imagine being usher's parents and sending him to live with p diddy for a year at the age of 14
>>202678203yeah nice, enjoy your sleep
>>202678242do real ones even exist or is it all just pressed fent / zenes these days?
>>202678184would love to be 31
>>202678184to think we gave women like her the chance to decide on the future of our country
I'M A LOSER BABY
>>202678274lindy
>>202678282>what is a pharmacy
>>202678248ever shag her up the arse?
you have to be a zesty nigga to go on stage and sing songs
if you manage to avoid catching AIDS I reckon gays probably have some of the strongest immune systems possible
>>202678184https://live.staticflickr.com/8069/8182385277_1e2b601e80_z.jpgCurrent state of her vag
>>202678248why would you read about genocide and get upset by it? masochistic behavior
>>202678248>and I have to sit here like a normie pretending to be outraged and horrified at it as wellWhy? Does she wear the trousers in the relationship?
>>202678184I got an F in sex class :\
>>202678232would happily have let diddy have a go on my boyhole as a teenager if it made me a millionaire as an adult
it is what it is 2bhhead down chin up focus on what's in front of you
>>202678112middle east>>202678148im agnostic, so... that
>>202678248ask her whether she thinks yugoslavia should have been left to continue, let alone formed (or re-formed)
freshers week spun me for a madness rah
>>202678372pimped him out to loads of other men as well, wouldn't just be diddy having a go
>>202678184Always feel like I missed out by not going to FreshersThough I never knew what I was supposed to doAll the 'official' events at my uni were all boring shite I had no interest in
so here I am900 miles from the nearest fanny
Shouldn't have clicked that really
>>202678184Imagine being sloppy 29ths
>>2026782481. it didn't happen2. it should have happened3. 500 years of history why they deserved it
>>202678378There's a bowl of bread and butter pudding in front of me.
>>202678381>middle eastwhich country?
>>202678416Freshers is shilled by the unis to get retards to pay money for their degree only to then drop out when Freshers week is over
>>202678454bizarre post
>>202678184if they all used condoms what's the big deal
>>202678420Not got a mirror in your house lad?
nothing winds me up more than a lad whinging about this that or the otheracting like you got a fanny between your legs lad so what if your dad died everyones dad dies
getting STEAMING
>>202678454My student union conned me into buying a £40 wristband because they told me I needed it to attend the fairs even though I didn'tBeen years but it still boils my piss
>>202678454Is that what happened to you
>>202677873Tech bros are such morons
>>202678445lebanon
>>202678184brits voluntarily shag that orange creature
>>202678248All the vehement Bosnian genocide deniers are Israeli lol.Even one of the top Israeli universities organised a team to go and visit Srebenica and perform excavations/land studies disproving it actually happened
bumhole gone all pooey again lads fucks sake
>>202678502Nh knew many people who did that though when I was at uni
>>202677192anyone got uncensored aye? i fuckin love sable hair and bush
>>202678505is she fit? pics?
for lads with gfs...did your gf have unprotected sex before you met her?
>>202678248Tell her the Holodomor is fake
>>202678381>lost her religion to white dickKWADB
>>202678548no pics, she doesn't have a smartphone
>>202678549how would i know? and why would i care?
>>202678184Well it must be a big moneymaker since she's done it with aussie studentshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12782229/Australian-adult-stars-descend-Schoolies-week-film-X-rated-content-18-year-old-teens.htmlAlso also with americans https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13101631/australian-porn-stars-cancun-fans-spring-break.htmlnice of her to come back and give her countrymen a bat
>>202678564im black albeit
didn’t participate in freshers week bought loads of sex gear with my first student loan instalment as i was a horny coomer spent it with fleshlights, doing dress up wanks, arse toys all because i had the freedom to in student halls
>>202678086never going to happenthey see pork as a disgusting shit eating animal and so many cultural things stem from it being bad
Number of Ukrainians killed by the Soviet government during the Hoholodmor: 0Number of Ukrainians killed by their nationalist government since 2014: 600,000
Hijabis love white cock
all day i dream about sex
>>202678597yous a wrongun
>>202678505what does she think of what's going on with pissrael and hezbollah?
>>202678619they won't be getting mine
>>202678604Number of factually wrong statements made by you: incalculable
My uncle used to claim that genocide is natural selection. Was he right? (He's dead now btw)
>>202678584Our women are so fucking grim.
People say Labour won't lose power because they have a massive majority but why don't we just put in recall petitions in all Labour seats that they gained
arab women are almost always gross. either overweight or obese
>>202678656Maybe in america
>>202678640if it was done to him would he accept it as natural selection?
You can just turn up to freshers events. There's no rules that you have to actually be a student unless it's in a student union which are notably shite and only used as a place to meet up and have a drink or two before going out to the actual events
>>202678519
>>202678624not really dreaming about sex is it, just what you imagine it would be like since you don't have a bloody clue
>>202678667lol no. look at the rates of obesity in arab countriesthey dont go to the gym or exercise either
>>202678641beige top and orange dress would get itrest can be killed, with hammers
>>202678635Number of cocks in your mouth: infinite
>>202678690don't really caremet plenty of thin nafri and mena peng tings here
>>202678595what went wrong lad?
>>202678700Nothing wrong with that, comrade. Your boys pushed the acceptance of it after all.
>>202678392It lasted til 2006 but it was only Serbia and montenegro
>>202678648because why would you think labour would lose seats now anyway? they're unpopular but the opposition are moreso
>>202678648Takes time and effort.Besides, Labour will get the security services to dig up any dirt they have on you before passing it on to the police so they can raid your house and confiscate all your stuff.
>>202678619Used to think muslim women were all just really nice but then I realised they were actually flirting with me
>>202678641munted with high standard, oof madone
>>202678641I wasted my youth on things like the internet and junk food. Why didn't I apply myself and give myself a shot at some of these women
>>202678709exception to the rule then you probably get banterraped for being at all overweight in frons and growing up in that culture mitigates that
>>202678766why did planebergs stop being shiny
>>202678770They're not worth it. Most of them aren't even good shags.
>>202678722Homosexuality is deeply fascist. Faustian, even. Implicit.
home from toil. back at toil for 6:30am on Friday.
>>202678787as long as I enjoyed it why the fuck should I care how they feel
any tips for being better at sex? (in male w/ a gf)
Absolutely mental how many movie and series piracy sites got taken down recently
>>202678824kegels
Any eurotwink music recommendations
>>202678803Nah, that's your guys' thing. You literally decriminalised it!
>>202678817*takes your coat and hangs it up*
thinking about changing careers
>>202677192owo
>>202678811idk if this is against the rules but i hope janny makes an example of youvile video
>>202678811Vile little sket
>>202678817welcome home sweetheart. fish pie for tea x
>>202677192Holy sexoliWho is she? Also,where is the kiwi tranny poster, the hero we deserve?
just had a munt scrannin me meng
>>202678870thanks love. we got any of that leftover pasta from yesterday?
>>202678819No idea why you'd enjoy shagging some fat drunk bint that lies in bed during sex like a lump of wood. But hey maybe all of that effort is worth it to you.
Just had a lovely bath guys.
my hair looked good today
>>202677299Undeniable
>>202678955https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGhQHc8kmrI
>>202678922>Who is she?really living up to the thicko irishman stereotype mate
School
>>202678955pics?
consider the ramifications
>Mother-of-five, 34, becomes first person to die from Brazilian Bum Lift procedure in the UK - as 'surgeon' is arrested>Alice Webb, 34, passed away on Monday just hours after having the surgeryDon't know what possesses a mother of 5 to undergo an unnecessary surgery. Her bum seems like it was already big.
>>202678955fresh cock, clean balls
>>202677192I would get her drunk and shave her bits
>>202678994Do not post him.
>>202678919*pecks you on the cheek*love me some fish pie
>>202678956fuck off mate
>>202678967Îmi place acest cântec
>>202679004>Disney adultDeserves it
The covid years were like a semester in How to be comfy . hope you've all been using your lessons well
>>202678956good hair day is like taking a poo and not needing to wipeit's the small things in life eh
>>202679004Good.
>>202679049cunts were getting paid 2 grand a month to sit at home tugging themselves off while I took inbound call centre calls sat in the boxroom at home
just seen wes streeting killing a dog with a brick
I post on /brit/ in order to flirt with spicy Latina milfs
>>202678811>she took her shoes off for that
>>202679049yh well everythings fucked now
COVID werent real. None of it.
got a bone to pick with youargh AUTISTIC SCREECHING
>>202678184Ah yes,things that happened
Rape the disabled
>>202679004daft bint. with all the advantages women have today we forget just how insecure most women are. i remember back in the day women died having liposuction, fat sucked out their fat arses. same thing really. just silly insecure women who follow dangerous trends.
>>202679049my life was literally no different during covid except i got paid more money
>>202679116thats why we need those lessons
We're going to do...things to you that have never been done before.
Anyone cop the new Argos catalogue?
>>202679178love me?
>>202679151Unhinged post.
got a willy to pick with you*holds your bare naked bellend between my finger and thumb
>>202678641Last one in white was peng.Blame the food lad.
>>202679194You could say that.
died during bum surgery
china and russia vetoed un intervention in kosovo
shitting up my arse
>>202679228she died after the bum surgery was finished actually not during
>>202679195Really wasn't that bad
>>202678641>>202678811I hate this country with a passion.
New Argos catalogue is fire ngl
>>202678811VAT'S VE BRI'AIN OUI WAN'
>>202679219omg
>>202679258I'd beg to differ!
got a hard on
>>202679228bum exploded on the operating tablemany such cases
>>202678828got loads in my bookmarks so if one goes down i'm not that bothered
>>202679260get yourself a cute international gfthere's plenty of them at the universities
>>202679286gonna jack owf?
>>202679289What if they all go down?
>>202678976Maria Alfonsina. A great deal of information there
>>202679260Same, there's something so disgustingly chavvy and trashy about the UK and its culture. It repulses me.
>>202679303get outta here
I can't go for that
might move to japan
>>202679306What do you want, her fucking national insurance number? You have her name, figure the rest out.
>>202678863Nah, the USSR put homosexuals in sanatoriums.
>>202679306is google broken?
>>202679305they won't
>>202679350Tell me. Is she a pornstar? A model? An e-gamer?
Lady Maria of The Astral Cocktower
Living the new Argos 'logue
>>202679361So did Germany. But only the Soviets legalised it.
and the new?
>>202679375A quick glance at her Linktree might answer a couple of those questions.
>>202679413>>202679413
making a new, matte kudasai
>>202679395Homosexuality was rife in nazi Germany and still is deeply fascist and misogynistic.
>>202677192WHOAH NICE WHORE MOTHERFUCKEEERShttps://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=6403b92ed6e5f
