return of the sausages edish
>>202679413rape the disabled
Roy "Chubby" Brown
>>202679427I don't think this is on.
>>202679427well that's out of order
>>202679427deary me
>>202679446See I said that last thread and nobody backed me up.
I've been the victim of banter at work that wasn't my fault
>>202679413
never went to freshers because I had no idea about the events and it also felt weird just going alone
>>202679445>>202679446>>202679453Don't fucking care. We're doing it.
need to buy a new coat but can't be arsed going shopping
I have no lads at all you see
my bum has got so thicc
Sean “diddy” Combs
>>202679480I've got first dibs on your mum then.
>>202679427
sossij
>>202679509red card
ISIS have killed 30 Nigerian soldiers in an ambush
hope they don't bring up these posts at my trial
>>202679506She got the autism boots on
ass
>>202679506reserved for cronem
>>202679545why?
So like I want to save the Earth and stuff, so what is wrong with the Green Party lads? Cos I've heard they're a bit weird but never caught on to why
>>202679575Due to woke
grilling a poo
>>202679586they care about trannies and immigrants more than the environment
wouldn't rape the disabled personally they're minging
>>202679586watermelons
Kill the grannies, jail the rorkes, masturbate the browns
>>202679599JANNY JANNY JANNY HE'S BAN EVADING JANNY
>>202679626You are extremely mentally ill.
monka bang
>>202679599incel post
Ned "diddly" Flanders
>>202679599Russia already lost commiemong
on my way to nazareth
>>202679506Shes so smart and posh shed hate a retarded chav like me
>>202679599You've been done by Putin mate, he's pulling the strings and chuckling as you spread the propaganda for him
bit mad that there's probably some mega rich thing like Bitcoin going on right now and none of us know. One day we'll look back and be like "damn i can't believe i was talking about raping the disabled in 2024 when I should have been buying Money Printer Stocks"
Imagine caring about the environment, literally what has a polar bear ever done for me.
disabledrapecoin
Any Peng Asian Tings in?
just woke up
>>202679679Been talking about raping them since 2022 mate
>>202679665nh posh birds gush for chav cock
Iran is actually secretly allied with Israel and has been since 1979.Only based Arab leaders like Assad and Saddam (PBUB) are anti-zionist.
Gladimhere Putitin
are we the bad guys?
Smoke green crack
>>202679691Me and my tight Asian pussy is dripping wet in anticipation for the cocks of hard /brit/ men
watching hitler speeches in albanian
>>202679703doubt it
Having a TV in the home is like having a Jew in the house
3 more hours until my post toil pint. Hanging in just barely
>>202679679knew about bitcoin, thought it was just for buying weed
*dies from cringe*
Not trying to be gay but I’ve never understood the logic behind beeping if u see a fit girl walking down the street, what do you actually expect to come from it?
>>202679491get one off vinted
*smoking
>>202679661So show me his body
Got 7 Jews in my house.
I was once linked a site for recipes that are supposed to be just big blended meals that completely satisfy your caloric needs. Like 2500 calories worth of stuff all blended together and you just drink it throughout the day.Can't find the site now, maybe it was a dream I had.
>resuscitates you with my based
I must've spent 15 billion pounds on weed back in 2010, adjusted to today's value. Mad that
from essex, i am. but i am not a chav.
>>202679748You've never supped a pint in your life
>>202679775just monkey brain screaming at a wanted mate
>>202679775Beep me, 9-1-1, or call me on my cell phone (Uh)I'll call you backTo see what you gon' tell me (Say what, say what)You don't wanna dateNo ifs, ands, or waitsIt's over, babe
>objective: Survive
Still cringe when I think about when I was going out with my ex (who was black) and she made me do a slave roleplay with her.So grim. Wish someone would invent a time machine already.
>>202679801Fuck you
>>202679679just short the ftse. queer is crashing this country with no british survivors
>>202679794what about all the knowledge you gained, can't put a price on that
>European Union told to push for more diversity after claim scores of citizens think bloc is 'too white and too western'>A new report has argued that the "obvious whiteness" of the European Union's politics is at odds with the bloc's "core values"https://www.gbnews.com/politics/european-union-diversity-european-council-on-foreign-relations-reportNew EU report says they aren't racist towards whites enough and need to be even bigger cucks in the future
Slurping a millipint
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>202679725Wanking to this
used dental brushes today but don't see much point as my teeth are fucked
>>202679832>gbnews
Contemplating a move eastwards
>>202679832>https://www.gbnews.com
and the very latest from mousey?
i'm bi
>>202679858Unironically love how much GBNews makes the leftymongs seethe
there's a smelly smell that smells smelly
hate diversity me tbqh. wish everyone was a white anglo hetero except the lezzers in porn
>>202679858seething woketard
>>202679893pedal?
>>202679893hi bi i'm anon
>>202679879Fucking do it you mongOh no wait, you never will, because YOU'RE A PUSSY
https://youtu.be/_eozkIGlrww
girls brainwashing other girls to become lesbian
>>202679820Nice fiction virgin
>>202679893whats hotter a fit bloke with a minge or a beautiful lady with a knob
>>202679930hot
>>202679945lady with a cockStupid fucking question
Heading out to the mongorium lads, want anything?
ed millipede
mental how fit they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_bOymS3G0
I can't feel my legs
>>202679879would bet an insane amount of money you look nothing like that
>>202679961why whats wrong with mingeman
lads we need to find a solution to the fertility crisis, pls list ideas below
>>202679968got enough mongs here thanks
>>202679832ah yes, the very serious "european council on foreign relations"
jeremy corvid
>>202679988let me
just thinking about it, I never stood a chance me. Done rather well for myself considering everything
Had a proper deep meditation sesh this morning and realised I'm full bi
might join the nation of islam
mad how arctic monkeys are classic rock now
>>202680002Have you ever fucking seen a bloke with a minge? Just looks funny
>>202679858>>202679882>wait a minute, this isn't the hecking guardianarino!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>202680009lefty woke tard seething
>>202679974Lgs you mean?
>>202679999americans take everything so seirously mate
I'm not sure if the fetishists in this thread realise that actual trans women, even if they keep their penis, have it rendered basically sexually unusable by the hormones. They aren't going to be able to shag you with it.
cook pass babtridge
>>202680025nothing classic about them
>>202680007The done nuke that destroyed the entire general
>>202680006don't make the topia we inhabit dys
RIGHT. THAT'S IT. RAPING THE DISABLED.
ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell
>>202680026true true however im not wild about blokes so my perception wont be the same as yours and some could argue knob ladies might look a bit strange
>>202680033KTIMMMMMMM
At least 72 killed in Israeli attacks on Lebanon today
>>202679524corrspaff
thought making money would solve all the issues in my life… another night all alone atleast I have a nice bmw I guess
>>202680048I'll render you sexual unusable pal
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
>actual trans women
>>202680092not good enough really is it
>>202680092I literally physically could not care less
>>202680087Both usually look weird. I'm not the same bloke that said he was bi, but if I had to choose, since I'm more partial to birds then obviously the bird
someone on another board called me a retard
>>202679524I dunno lads...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo9RCf4XZyw
>>202680104DeVito transitioned??
>>202680128well, are you?
>>202680128Maybe stop being a retard
nice bmw you say
COULDN'T CUT THEMUSTARRRRRRD
>>202680128meaningless term on 4chan since it's thrown around so often
>>202680128was it one of those posts where they just reply "retard" and dont explain why
Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!
>>202680128dont come crying to me, go knock him out
When i was in primary school, the teacher wouldn't let anyone go out to play unitl someone offered to let me play with their friend group because I had no mates (which was news to me as well, i had no idea what was going on)Then a group let me play hide and seek and I was the one who had to find everyone, so I went to the fence and covered my eyes to count to 100. Halfway through, the teacher came over to me and asked where my new friends were, and I told her "I don't know, they're all hiding from me". She took that as if they all ditched me and she thought I was crying at the fence, so after next lesson she had to ask another group of people if I could play with them since I still had no mates apparently.
black man's willy
Lads and ladettes, google has broken
>>202680185School
About to test out my new bedsheets!!!!
>>202680205What about it?
nth for the gyaldem
Mad how we're at the stage now where zoomers are using digital cameras to give their photos a vintage look in the same way late millennials use film cameras and disposables
>>202680185poor lad
>>202680185did you ever get any mates?
>dead children
snacking on pringles again. need to stop buying them, they taste too good.
>>202680221anyone still using polaroids?
>Nintendo has been cracking down on all sorts of things recently, and now according to a new story from The Verge, it's reportedly targeting AI-generated Mario pictures.>A company called Tracer is apparently working on "behalf of Nintendo" and has filed takedown notices to remove "dozens" of posts on social media platform 'X'. This supposedly includes images generated by xAI's Grok AI tool. It's claimed Tracer is using its own "AI-powered copyright tool" to assist the process:>As further explained by the source, Tracer offers "AI-powered services to companies, purporting to identify trademark and copyright violations online".>The AI-generated images depicted all sorts of things, including one Grok image which showed Mario smoking and drinking on the beach. Some fan art has seemingly been caught in the crossfire as well.>The Verge's senior editor Tom Warren was originally made aware of these takedowns when he received a notice on 'X' about certain content being removed from his account following a DMCA complaint.>Nintendo or Tracer haven't provided a comment about these takedowns. This latest story follows Nintendo and The Pokémon Company last week filing a lawsuit against the Palworld creator Pocketpair.https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/09/nintendo-is-reportedly-targeting-ai-generated-mario-picturesBased Nintendo.
just did a wee out my willy and a poo out my bum
I love my life as a dickheadall my friends are dickeads tooCome with me let's be dickheadsHaven't you heard?Being a dickhead's cool
mad how /brit/ is literally just a bunch of mildly autistic millennial men
>>202680230yeah the next group of people who let me play with them became my best friends. We'd go over to each other's house and play a variation of Yugioh that let three of us duel each other in a free for all scenario.
>>202680221*Kicks your legs out*
>>202680185Your teacher really sounds like an imbecile, recently have gone through a breakup or taken a shine in you, or all three combined.Also, you have a literary bone my friend. I don't believe in talent, but you have a knack for it. I am sure you are the creator of more funny pastas around here.
Having a lemonslip. Tried studying but can't. Headache you see. Makes it hard to focus. Got toil on the morrow as well. Want to get plenty of sleep in to hopefully recover.
>>202680233
>>202680279>mildly autistic millennial menktim
>>202680279not really mad is it very unsurprising
>>202680285good
>>202680290Got the man flu have we.
gimmick idea: sleep postinglike sleep walking but posting instead
>>202680279>mildly
>>202680025Facking mental. Much prefer the strokes desu not that i dont like a bit of the AMs
sad to hear that
>>202680330*Punches you in the neck*
>>202680290Are you actually a woman everyone always says your a tranney
gimmick idea: sleep pooinglike sleep walking but pooing instead
>>202680330not really a gimmick is it
>>202680220need her fat tits in my face
>>202680048can't they just snort a viagra up their bum and go for it
>>202680322Don't think so. I had a bad sore throat yesterday. Today I have a headache and slight cough. My sore throat is now almost gone. I have some mild congestion as well but nothing unbearable. Doesn't feel like a cold or a flu. I had the flu back in December 2022 and it was really bad.
>>202679506beautiful
Got the GP on
so true https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu8vu896AWk
>>202680364not yet
Dementia's fucking mental really isn't it lads? Imagine just slowly forgetting everything including shit like how not to poo yourself
>>202680354Tilde was one of the many trannies on /r9k/ but migrated here after some big falling out on /britfeel/
>your a tranney
>>202680390kys my man
>>202679427One step ahead of you
>>202680354I'm a woman.
watching Life of Pi. The cgi animals are actually pretty good
Dementia's fucking mental really isn't it lads? Imagine just slowly forgetting everything including shit like how not to poo yourself.
>>202680048met a Brazilian tranny escort and she split my arse apart with her hard willerexplain that
>>202680404Thanks 4 the info
>>202680289>Also, you have a literary bone my friend. I don't believe in talent, but you have a knack for itcheers lad! I do like to remember cringy or embarrassing moments of the past and share it with you all. It's rather cathartic
CHEESE!lol!!xD
>>202680420AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>202680433brilliant film that
>>202680356Hahahaha
I did eat some mouldy bread last Sunday which might have caused my illness. I didn't eat it intentionally, I didn't realise it was mouldy.
>>202680390no vtubers.
>>202680408*Bitch slaps you*
Puting poo
>>202680437did she cum? did you catch owt?
>>202680435It’s not funny don’t joke
>>202680420Sus
david foster wallace reckoned neosincerity would be the next big cultural movementcouldn't have got it more wrong
Reminder that there is literally zero evidence that "Employed Woman" is actually a transgender woman.
the range rover
>>202680495/brit/ not /tinder/
tired of the lot of you, sort it out
nth for the holodem
>>202680220this one has massive titsperfect you might say for a jungle bbc to slip between
>>202680491*Elbows your skull*
>>202680439Well, you have made it here, so you are fine. Did this really happen? Sometimes, love and affection from women really move me. We should love more.
>>202680454That sounds like something a woman would do
>>202680495Someone gave birth to that
>>202680515Him? Done.
anime
>>202680528wonder what it looked like
starmer is coming for you neet scum
>I'm a woman.
probably a factor that contributed to him topping himselfsaw the absolute wasteland on the horizon and ducked out early
>>202680473she had a jonny on so all good went into it with a fantasy of eating her coom but did not in the end as she hurt my arse so much
I am actually a mental health first aider. I did a course last year and even got a certificate.
>anime
>>202680517yeah all of that happened. I still don't quite understand why the teacher thought I had no mates. My friends often played football which i was shit at, so I sometimes wondered off the pitch and walked about a bit instead of playing. Maybe she saw this and thought I was being ostracised by the football crew for not having the ability.
>>202680553>Run comrade! The old world is after you!
>>202680413shan't cuh>>202680455yes to chubas>>202680547luv em xx
>>202680553Whats he done now
>>202680553*Punches you in the chest*
it not right what the moudly bread did to Tilde's immune system. She never ask to be born
>>202680552someone should correct this brat
>>202680576wouldn't trust you with a bucket and spade
>I am actually a mental health first aider.
just farted
catberg crying outside again
When I was school the football lads would intentionally try and kick the ball at me with such force it would be painful.>>202680624True
>>202680628
>>202680647Get him in.
>>202680594She still should have learned to differentiate between those two COMPLETE OPPOSITES.I wasn't a bad kid, nor did particularly bad at school, but apart from a handful of professors, I hated all teachers and consider this a bad profession, like a copper or prison guard.
>>202680628Horrible
>>202680628HOWLING
>>202680628omfdz
>You should learn about UK law. You quoted Florida law to me and I subsequently lost my appeal. And the Floria law wasn't even right either
been pissing out me arse
>>202680496Yeah its just some bloke wanking to our posts.
>waaahhhh im being bullied because im fat it's not fair im 450lbs WAAAAHHHHholy fuck die already you absolute loser
>>202680628omds brookie's in the mud
pasta delivery
gfberg is very smelly today
watching Survive the Jives latest racist video
>>202680698skitters come crusing
>>202680727why
Standing in TIlde's garden with a boombox over my head, blasting this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSPBBRAh5F0
Bit windy out
>>202680681*Gouges your eyes out*
>>202680733link it
>>202680660>>202680681>>202680670>>202680684>>202680719all same poster btw
>>202680733that gimp unironically has a batman tattoo
>clint eastward
>>202680724fantastico
>>202680752nice one fatyank
love my mum to bits
>>202680754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY3Oj9ob7mg
going to work on making fat people i dislike get fatter at my expense
Watching Ghostbuster (1884)
>>202680756
>>202680787i love your mums bits as well
>>202680727get her pits sniffed
any salaryman in the spot tonight?
I'm not going to play a pirated version of God if war to pass the time because of the fucking glowniggers
>>202680738she washes like twice a week lol
>>202680797nice inspect element
>>202680787she's a saint
Anyone seen the new Mr. McMahon doco? Or Monsters the Menendez Brothers show? Dunno which to watch, if either are worth it.
>>202680815grim why do you permit her company
>>202680797brookie defence force btho
>>202680738smell of Jamal, Ade and Omari’s jungle cum drying on her skin
any real niggas in?
imagine queen victoria watching ghostbuster screaming
Should get an Oscar for the acting put in on the Standups every morning.
>>202680838horny
>>202680833Monsters is good
>>202680833no l couldnt get the torrent site to work so l gave up
any good film recommendations?
>>202680833watch merchants of cool 2001it's on youtube
Just witnessed some trolling outside of /b/.
>>202680815corr i love a smelly girl
>>202680844mhmm
>>202680865yeh loads
>>202680738been eating onions so she has smelly onion breath
>>202680833i've been watching the queen of villains
>>202680833might watch the vince one in case netflix is forced to discuss his mad cuck wanking texts and fantasies
>>202680891>>202680891>>202680891
>>202680864>cinego.tv/series/watch-monsters-online-114271>watch-wrestling.eu/mr-mcmahon-season-1-complete/cant be arsed torrenting them but streams were easy to find thanks to yandex
>>202680815>>202680873
>>202680865the innocents
>>202680901lol
Thinking about how odious Venezuelans are.
>>202680858That Dahmer one was pretty good. >>202680869ok. ill put it on the list for toorrow thankks. >>202680884not heard of it>>202680886yeah could be a laugh
>>202680901haha yeah that's what it's like
