how do i get a turbo gf??
with money
>>202682261>dress like city peasant with a leather jacket >rent a BMW or Mercedes >score some coke >drive to the folkoteka /Balkan cigani diaspora reunion party >reserve a separated part of the club and get a bottle of whiskey and a cooler with cocktails >larp as a failed balkanoid mafia boss until a group of 5 or 6 young women come to dance around you an drink drinks at your tab >choose one or two and take them to bathroom to snort coke and fuck >drive them in your BMW to some wolffuck wilderness out of town >fuck again on the hood >drive home to the after >do more coke and fuck more
>>202682626That's the Jewish way. How to get a turno-gf as a wholesome Christian boy?
>>202682351>>202682626this requires money and the use of drugs wich are HARMEFUL AND NOT COOL. what are a more mellow approach? o.O
>>202682646>convert to Orthodoxy >work 6 days 10 hours for 500 euros per month >go to liturgy every other Sunday or like when its some bigger holiday >dress like a Hitelr youth member but with long pants always >always donate a small token donation like 2 euros or 4 when you enter church and kiss the icon of the patron saint >be friendly and say good morning to grannies and aunties Eventually during some bigger holyday or fair one of the grannies/ autnies will pull one of her 20 year old nieces or daughters or cousins that is already an old maid in their eyes and get her too meet you.
>>202682908does turbo gfs really care about litturfy and you saying hello to grandmas? (i great everyone because im wholesome)
>>202683116Of course not. Its literally the same young woman from the story above out of the 5 6 that were in the club. I was just using my uncles BMW (series 3 2020) he is rich and lives in Australia so his car is here only when he comes for a month or so every other year.
>>202683344its not the same!!! i need a turbo gf to make a man out of me
>>202683416Its the same person.
>>202683451hand over the gods and nobody needs to be farted on
what is a turbo gf? why is there a picture of yugoslavia?
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>>202682626Serbia... home...
>>202683617now we are cooking
