stuck farmer edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Roy "Chubby" Brown
Sir Sir Sirer
Jeeves, please prepare my pyjamas and a glass of Smirnoff and Lemonade while I'm in the shower.
has quite literally not stopped raining for one second today.i fucking ahte living in the poorth
keep seeing indians posting bollocks on my instagram reelshorrible creatures
sir peer reviewer
pouring one out for the small rodent that crawled up my bum last night and died, leaving an indescribable smell behind with it
You generally can tell if a girl does third input just by looking at her* *frogposters and incels are exempt from this skill
sir bin collecter
what's for dinner me laadssds=dd
>>202707953>Size: XX Large>4 sold4 big lads roaming the streets in these somewhere
Should i get a job or no
>>202707999oh its raingyeah i heard mate
one of my fovourite recent memes is SAAAAAAAR and the general paranoia surrounding indiansmakes me laugh out loud every single time especially when the finnish lunatic makes an appearance
>>202708022lager beer
>>202708001>instagramfor what purpose?
>>202708020>a girl does third inputWhat does this mean? Bum sex?
dinner now that tescos, or dinner when i get back from tescos?thinking dinner now and go for a nice nighttime drive to tescos later
>>202708022chackun
mad how women will be your friend only on the condition that you make yourself gay around them
what sort of gay stuff have you lads tried?
i send u bollocs maam please respond
Starmer to ban Greggs hostage rollsIt’s the woke gone mad
>>202708067If you go while hungry you'll end up buying all manner of shite.
>>202708090kissed a few lads in my time
>>202708095lol
>>202708067>>202708100yeah best go now
I miss working at a shitty supermarket deli because atleast i had money even if 16 an hour is practically pocket change
>>202708090i think i fapped to a trap like oncethat's it
Third input lol
>>202708090Had my balls groped once
>>202708090i read your manifesto once
HOSTAGES
>>202708127you think?
*enters /brit/*
>>202708090Wanked off to gay porn and shoved some stuff up my arse. Not really for me but it doesn't bother me that I've tried it
i wish i could be as mean and snarky elsewhere as i am herelove being a cynical little twat
ffs stop raining in want to go for an incelwalk
the bum should be the 2nd input
Shaggers i need some adviceIs it normal for your bollocks to be sore after doing a rigorous shag? The bird was loving it but desu I’m really sore and I think it might be from my ballbag slapping her during the old in and out. The soreness started not long after finishing and is still painful an hour and half on
>>202708173stupid old cunt, he should get a fucking job
>>202708173rail infrastructure in the north be like
neither lidl nor co op had no black pudding so I will sadly be facing a sub par English breakfast tomorrow
>>202708090Gay sex
>>202708090handjobsblowjobsbumsexfingerplay both giving and receiving
>>202708217hmm, from a single rigirous shag?i get achy in my balls when ive ejaculated a lot in quick succession. but nothing from physical movement, i.e. slapping.
>>202708217You've got Epididymitis get to A&E ASAP
had a wank and knocked a bollock up into my pelvis, hasn't come down yet
jay
>>202707999Have you just moved thr North? It will be like this but colder for the next 6 months. Better get used to it lad
>>202708217that's fine you'll recover
>>202708173wouldn't it be funny if I went in there with a mallet and smashed everything into tiny pieces
>>202708169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajsCY8SjJ1Y
the north of britain is uninhabitable
DINNER TIME!!!
>>202708173webm could do with some (a lot of) trimming next time mate and it's a shame because it would've been a top-tier /brit/ entrance webm otherwise
got a numb lip
Corr yeah at least 6 months of constantly being cold, damp and only seeing sunlight for a couple hours a week coming up lads!
>>202708217can't think of a better place to ask than here
had a za for lunch, might have another for dindins
George Lucas has repeatedly made it clear in interviews that Star Was was supposed to be a commentary on the Vietnam war, with the US as the evil empire and Vietnam as the rebels.
Keir Starmer: Arse Harmer
>>202708022Dunno. Had spaghetti Bol the last two nights but all I’ve got in is pasta. Might have maccies or something instead.
>>202708352hyperborean
Need multiple forms to stimulation at all times to keep the thoughts at bay
had a dull ache in my right bollock after i did a coom for a while didnt want some jeet doctor inspecting my bollocks went no fap for a month, did a massive wet dream, then it never came back
wish I had a degree so I could escape this shithole
>>202708376We need a two steak solution
absolutely loathe the winter. despise it.knowing that we're mere weeks away from endless darkness is filling me with dread
want a steam deck but think it's too late into its lifecycle to buy one. should just wait for the steam deck 2 at this point, even if it's a couple years out still.
o think the funniest thing to happen today was my step mom getting angry at managers because they kept telling her they only apply online
>>202708267I blew a huge load. Like unusually massive load. It’s probably just that
>>202708414>.<
get the sausages returnedget them in the oven
slathering poo all over myself
Might just buy a euromillions ticket and if I don't win throw myself off a bridge this weekend
>>202708424yeah really wish i could move in with the gf so i had someone to cuddle up with one these cold winter nights
>>202708173Men will see this and say "hell yeah"
i dont like seeing brown people in my townthere i said it
>>202708001things are only going to get worse as more and more of them start to be able to afford regular internet accessthis is truly the darkest of days
>>202708217This happened to me the other night https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/202649324/#q202649876
>>202708471ktim, might spend every penny I have
>>202708471you won't win, this is my week
go crazy go stupid ahhh
>>202708425bought one at christmas despite having those feelings and it’s pretty peng albeit i’m not playing super modern games could get a cheap or second hand 64gb then put your own hard drive in
>>202708497they are fucking everywhere
>>202708526funny kick at the end there
it's mad how extremely easy it'd be to kill myself practically speaking yet i'm too much of a fanny to do itlogically speaking it'd be the solution to all my problems
>>202708526Jiggers being jiggers
>>202708497dont like seeing them on this planet
>>202708274Had a Johnny on during the actual sex>>202708297I’ll take a painkiller when I get home and see how I get on>>202708355Where else? It’s anonymous and full of shaggers
going to rain heavily all day, hopefully that means my job interview is cancelled
>>202708588>Had a Johnny onngmi
>>202708572got a gun?>>202708589is your job interview at the beach?
>>202708572Need a way to kms where I'd never be foundNo one would know for sure what happened ya know
>>202708526HIIYAAAA
>>202708611>got a gun?no but i live not far from a sheer cliff edge
a clip had resurfaced of a very young keir starmer on that's life circa 1979 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDLXmTkDo_8
>>202708611no but they can't really expect me to go out in this when i don't even have a car
Bradders on the telly!!!!!
>>202708688Are Bradley
>>202708688What's he doing there then.
>>202708688what's he doing on there?
>>202708740would
>>202708740grim
ITS OVER
>>202708688How much longer is he going to be doing The Chase? He's been doing it for 15 years
>>202708740>someone is paying for that
my favourite prossie has retiredshould've got in one last shag with her when i had the chance
sir booster shot
>>202708761im convinced that zoomers born after 9/11 are the most boring wankers on the planet t. based 1997 zoomer
>>202708761costs too much innityou’re easy 60-70 quid a night down the pub these days
Greng is penger than Peng
>>202708761who can afford 5€ pints these days?
Porn should be illegal
>>202708761gen z ruin another thingpubs will be like libraries in the future
>>202708804yeah cause everything is banned and expensive you melt.
Dogbergs going mental as the smell of bacon wafts through the house
>>202708804fellow 1997, how did we have it so good? it felt like it all fell into place for us
Any man full of pure passion, deep desire and intense lust in?
>>202708826it's £7 anywhere decent in London
mental how fit they are
>>202708804>>202708843wtf 3 of us
Incredibly fascinating posts from our zoomer posters today, wow.
>>202708761maybe if they didn't fucking charge so much people wouldn't be giving it up
>>202708831only expensive because the zoomies are spending all their money on twitch streamers and chinese vapes from the paki shop
some old guy i met off warthunder told me thatcher fucked him so he can relate to losing a job
death to anyone not born in 1990
cans are the bestdrink cans every day
fucking toilphone won't stop ringingHATE being on call
Used to go on a night out with £30 and a pack of fags. Now you need £80 and a usb cable for your vape.
>>202708920I'M ON CALLTO BE THERE
my crypto be poppin fr
penis just fell off
is ketamine painful to snort? it's supposed to be an anaesthetic yeah?
hallucinating a poo
>>202708989DETACHABLE PENIS
drinking is just boring. especially with uk drinking culture where you start at such a young age. surely you just get bored of it after a while.
>>202708997before ket>>202708989after ket
go crazy !!!
sex arse factory workers on strike again
Mr bean. Sex
>>202708022Crisps
>>202709015boom boom boom boom i want you in my room
>>202708997it has a burn and a grim drip at the back of your throat
my dad said he liked thatcher and reagan the two devils that fucked us over
do the swiss have a general here? I barely see any swiss flags, and no general... are they too happy to post on 4chan?
>>202708938Need this back pronto x
>>202709035SCREAMING
>>202709035scrambling
>>202709035look at him go
just put autism answer on the ol' job application, maybe the 1 white man at the company will give me a chance like its a movie or summit
>>202709041sis eating girl dinner
Working class northerner who doesn't really care about politics but people keep telling me I'm supposed to hate thatcher. When I hear about her she just stopped giving kids free milk and shot a bunch of people who sieged an embassy.Doesn't sound too bad to me. Buy your own kids some fucking milk and don't siege places on British soil.
Almighty. Help and protect the people of Palestine and Lebanon. Our hearts are heavy as we watch scenes unfolding daily. Ease their pain and suffering. Bestow Your Mercy upon them. Lift their affliction and make them victorious. Aameen.
>>202709027but the uk is very boring how else do you take the edge off a dull wet friday apart from drinking and wanking
>>202708761good
absolutely cream crackered today lads
>>202709035miss watching these retarded slap fights
webm wanker loves his little shitty vanilla fight vids>>202709073>>202709076>>202709077Really wasn’t that funny :/
never going to have a family, need to dedicate my life to something, getting dubs maybe
>>202709092didn't she fuck over you guys? i know that reagan can go fuck himself
Did you know Scientology runs a private faith school in the UK?Greenfields, in the UK. Goes from preschool all the way up to sixth form level.For legal purposes they claim to be multifaith, but they also state they follow a curriculum based solely on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, and only hire Scientologist staff.Most students are transferred directly to SeaOrg in the US after completing their GCSEs.No hope at life is there if you're born and raised in a cult like that.
>>202709118>how else do you take the edge off a dull wet friday apart from drinking and wankingvideo games with the boys
>>202709118get a hobby you utter virgin
>>202709035Dios mio. Los Americanos
get on the drugules your in northern europe for petes sake
>>202709158better than my life
>>202709148you mean like these dubs?
So 2/3rds of zoomers still drink then?That 1/3rd can be explained away as wogs or autistic freaks nothing is “over”
was listening to radio 1 earlier which I never ordinarily do but thought I'd give it a go noticed that the newsreaders are very casual and say "yeah so" before absolutely EVERY story they read out and it was very annoying to listen to much prefer having radio news read out by a posh lady in the most serious of tones personally
consequences were never the same
fantasising about dancing with the gf again
>>202709148
backtracing a poo
>>202709103We need actions. Ummah has power to deal with Isreal but we are doing nothing
Everyone in this thread owes me money.
Tonight's the night.
Do lesbians actually rub their fannies together?
i dont drink because i cant get over paying that much for liquideven when i go to a restuarant i just ask for tap water. not paying 3.50 for a coke or whatever
>>202709050should i cut it with laundry detergent?
>>202709148dubs are for faggots
>>202709257only in film and tvthey need cock
>>202709148Just comes naturally to some
>>202709254I GET IN SOME SHITYEEEEEAH
>>202709118id still like to visit the uk just for the museums and to see the little towns because they look so cool in movies. Britain is pure kino
Imagine being a young Starmerite. Mental.
>>202709257DILLON
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727370392403920.webmpeculiar......
>>202709257it's called "tribbing"
>>202709257reckon if i was a lesboid i’d try it for a laugh
>>202709306it's a shitskin ridden shithole
>>202709257>>202709290women prefer symbolism to physical sexshe'll feel better from a nice slow dance than a shag
>>202708599Yeah it ruins it a bit but a shag is a shag and I took it off to spaff
>>202709324Subhan Allah
>>202709143are you upset the fight video was not more violent? what’s wrong with you
>>202709251>Ummah has power to deal with Isrealmuslims chat utter bollocks turkey and azerbaijan are israeli allies egypt and jordan dont care syria and iraq are failed states the gulf states are too rich to care iran are massive pussies
>>202709324Ain't clicking dat
>>202709381
>>202709306yeah they look cool and picturesque in movies movies are not reality british people also see america as a utopia of impossible wealth where everyone owns a mansion and a pick up truck and high schoolers and “college kids” party all the time banging 10/10 blondes when in reality it’s an urban sprawl of obese mongrels high on opioids shooting each otherjust like how england is not a fairy tale land of rolling hills and soft spoken gentlemen living in quaint villages but post industrial wastelands filled with pakis and working class gremlins where it rains all the time
>>202709357id still like to visit honestly i know you brits are as happy as a oyster in high tide
Muslims have been losing since Muhammad raped a 9 year old child
>>202709394she needs a fat ugly bald white manlet in her life
>>202709394omfg is it a painfully average looking women showing a bit of skin ???
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-bWS-2Sh51/screaming
utterly obsessed with the idea of the gfbut she annoys me to no end when im around herperplexing
>>202709267Takeaway was charging £1.50 for a can of coke so I walked to the corner shop after ordering it and bought a 2 litre bottle for £2.Absolutely insane the amount people are charging for some stuff now and thinking they can get away with it.
https://www.passportindex.org/byRank.phpwe've fallen to 7th boyswere joint 2nd with like 5 countries just a few years ago
>>202709418>but post industrial wastelands filled with pakis and working class gremlins where it rains all the timeso chicago but with less drug addiction?
It's not small it's just cold
bruh posted an insta link on a stone cold incel thread :skull:
please buy shiba inu
>>202709439this is literally a video of children having sex
>>202709394showing off to attract greased up bbcs
>>202709431yes>>202709437no
>>202709464i'm happy being on the same level as japan and australia tbqh
>>202709394mad how he first asks it like HODAYOU and expects to be heard
FUCK THE DAY IS GOING TOO FAST
>>202709254>>202709324>>202709365lmao
>>202709464>#1 UAEwhat the HELL is going on
>>202709464we're not so different you and I...
>>202709319You bug of an insect!
been doing a really big lengthy fart every 10 minutes or so for the past 2 days
still the uk would be fun to visit i wouldn't move there but you guys have some good sadly right now the american economy is rough shape. we are knee deep in shit and it will be a cold day in hell when things get better
>>202709475pittsburgh if it was a country is the north of england, wales and lowland scotland highland scotland is isolated and beautiful but no jobs and no one really lives there (or can live there)south east england is like new england but worse. the houses are much smaller, the weather worse, everyone poorer, the government more oppressive and it all orbits around london,
>>202709545might be something to do with all the thirdworlders having one
LIVERPOOL
>>202709597been there 'iverpool is good for a night out
>>202709549vgh....croatia is not eastern europe CONFIRMED
>>202709431>>202709506She's 15 you sweaty nonce
>>202709597signature use
As a trans woman I say: inshallah the ummah will crush the genocidal terrorists of "Israel" (I piss on that name). wallah my habibis I will see Tel Aviv in ruins and its residents sent to jahannam. Allahu ackbar!
>>202709579you pittsburgh and chicago are the rust belt reagan and clinton fucked us hard. detroit and cleveland used to have car factories the size of Manhattan now its mostly gone
Hi I am visiting /brit/ I just left UK few days ago (after living there for 10 years) and I feel a bit nostalgic
>>202709661FOJF
i'm from devon originally but i moved up to newcastle to live with the gfit's kind of mad how different the climate feels
>>202709661Could have took one of us with you. Selfish prick.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_3NgEdR2X7/ain’t no way bro
>>202709597perfect place to get mugged by wogs
>>202709464Henley passport index is much more accurate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henley_Passport_Index
>>202709661missing all the pakis?
>>202709661fuck off 190
become obsessed with a children's show i used to watch as a kid
all my hair just fell out at once
what happened at cheshunt station then
alri brithawdayu, brit?
>>202709661Blimey you were here for a while.Did you at least apply for the EU settlement scheme?
>>202709584not how it works
>>202709685You wouldn't like it here, sorry
still i want to visit the uk first also because it will be fun to see the old landmarks too. I wanna see edinburgh
>>202709688why have you just shared this animal porn link?
How do you know whether someone's a working class northerner?They'll tell you
>>202709725sounds a bit noncey
How can you be obese and claim you can't lose weight?Just stop eating. It's that fucking simple.If you're fat it's your own fault.
>>202709726imagine if this happened at a job interview>well yes as you can see from my cv, i have a lot of experience in *hair suddenly all falls out inexplicably*
>>202709693>14theven worseit's over
>third worldersthat's you. idiothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWDzMjgsEY
>>202709693
>>202709711I was living in London so yeah, I actually miss couple of jeet restaurans I used get my takeways from
a workin class norverner is somfin to be
Any other black /brit/ posters? Or just me?
>>202709800REALLY makes you think....
>>202709786>import third world become third worldthought this was a conspiracy theory
>>202709813FOSYEG
mayonnaise sandwich for tea
might be entering a dark period of life chapsbut don't you'll be with me every step of the way as I incessantly provide unsolicited updates about how it's going (not good)
>>202709753full of yanks you'll love it
>>202709800wtf
>>202709825Fuck off sexy young Ethiopian gentleman?
>>202709773
>>202709661You'll be richer than us before too long, pic related
>>202709813no I'm brown (pakistani) but shitpost as a racist rorke here what about you
>>202709800it all makes sense
busting a nut
>>202709839hope it gets better mate
>>202709813can you at least fight? I bashed one of your fellows oncehe went down like a sack of shite
okay... this is kino
>>202709800190 is truly the master of /brit/, playing us for fools at every step
>>202709869white british mum and afro-carribean dad myself
rorke protesting cancel culture from his smelly childhood bedroom
>>202709747I got a settled status, if war breaks out I will be on the first flight to Luton
need all black bastards to leave this threadmy posts are only for white eyes only
reckon you can use pasatta as the base sauce of a home made ‘za?
>>202709953i hate croatia now
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-8_8ZXNddK/no nigga we don’t know :skull:
only white posters on /brit/ are the trannies
can't think of any games to try so might replay morrowind and get bored 10 hours in
>>202709920nice edit lol but recently i have been thinking lots about having childrenthink my brain is telling me i m supposed to be a father by nowinstead? a virgin! a short, sad, lonely and hopeless virgin!
>>202709960>>>/ck/
>>202709981would recommend space marine 2
what passports let you live in japan
funnelling diarrhoea into my bellend
>>202710011Japanese.
>>202710011japanese one ought to do it
>>202710011japanese passport
>>202709985samesemi gf told me she wants 3 kids shes 25 im 27 it isnt happing
britain has collapsed
>>202709949Good luck with whatever your plans are :)
>>202710035>>202709982
>>202709863I would have stayed but it's just got too expensive to live there.
>hurr durr japanese onevery funny how about you fuck off
the screw>>202710071>>202710071
>>202710074you could fuck off to japan if you had a japanese passport
>>202710040what's new
>>202710043And same to you, Cheers!
