willy wonka edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Hurting myself feels so good
pretending to be human
>>202710071honestly still saving up for the trip to london i am just trying to get a source of income i am willing to do porn or to suck dick at this point for money
>>202710071yjk
>get asked if I support Israel or Palestine>tell them I don't support either it's a foreign war not a football match>somehow I'm the bad guy for saying thisAbsolutely sick of it. I do not care. I do not care. Nobody is asking me who I support in the Sudanese civil war that's been going on for the last year and had thousands of people killed.I do not care about bloody foreigners shooting each other. Fuck off I can barely afford the heating and a big mac meal costs nearly £7 fuck off.
>>202710035why can't you have 3 kids at those ages?
please get me cummed in
Today is the day of the year when the most babies are born.It's also exactly 9 months after Christmas and Boxing Day.Do the maths.
canss as they were de ladas
>>202710144Excellent post.
>>202710165grinched?
>>202710142
dear jim could you fix it for me
>>202710165father christmas delivering festive miracles no doubt
>>202710144last time someone mentioned it to me I said I hope the middle east gets glassed, gotta tell the truth innit
>>202710144>Do you support Israel or Palesti—>Who?>The war in the middle Eas—>Where?>right now, the big conflict betwee—>I'm sorry I'm not following.
>>202710144Difference is there's a genocide going off.You're not enlightened or a better person for being a fence sitter. If someone asked if you support genocide and you said you weren't for or against it you'd expect to be treated like someone who feels indifferent about genocide.
can i get my irish passport and just go live on one of those scandinavia countries?
>>202710165mate worked out his dad was working abroad when he did this as an adult subtracting 9 months from his birthday imagine discovering your dad was raising a cuck baby and your mum is dirtier than the back of a slurry lorry
wtf
>>202710275you haven't heard?
Refuse to believe there are genuine Pakis here
>>202710275Yes, since you have an EU passport you're free to live anywhere in the EU.
>>202710314my paki gf is sitting next to me if that counts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTWDzMjgsEYthis country is absolutely and completely done
>>202710144the sudonese civil war isn't all over the newshaving zero opinions about major global events is peak brainletlike do you have zero moral code?
left wing freaks love they victim card
send me to the gulag
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9VCgURti8X/the first bit lmao
The world nearly ended 41 years ago today and it didn’t cause one the Soviet bloke in charge of the missile warning system decided it was a false alarm and didn’t phone it in. Mad.
I am so fucking sick of ugly right wing subhumans
the new match wants to go for a drink in fucking hunsletI was like "why don't we go into town" and she was like "no hunslet is the jewel of leeds" and i lol'd thinking she was joking but she wasn't and im concerned she's never actually left hunslet before
>>202710341Saw it the first time
might as well stop linking that video, I shan't be doing the watch
>>202710388she very obviously was joking
>>202710388you're blogging in my /brit/ lad
>>202710388ay’up loov we goin town fuh ‘drink
just googled hunslet now I'm on a watchlist, thanks cunt
Sir Keir Starmer doesn't dream
fuckin hunslets
girly tiktok wanktoil x
Gary Stevenson | All Gammons need to be killed
can people with curly hair be trusted?
I never replied to a message from a tinder match 9 days ago. It's nothing personal, she is attractive and the messages exchanged were fine. I just hate messaging and i've been busy. I'd like to message her but not sure how now. I'm thinking of "Sorry i'm rubbish at messaging", then go back to the previous conversation, then tell her what i've been busy doing. What do you reckon lads?
if you cross analyse the posting styles of uglymong and spackerlad you'll notice they're strikingly similar
tons of girls on the dating apps have photos of themselves posting in front of some pink neon sign in the shape of wingsis this from a trendy bar or something?
>>202710555>9 dyasdont bother lad its over
>>202710551hope so, love girls with curly hair
>>202710555reckon you should blog on
can people with choco skin be trusted?
Found a weird microphone in my sister's bedroom, worried it might actually be some kind of military grade sex toy
good afterCOON you little NIGGERS
>>202710652how do you do racismlad
few things more satisfying than reporting a post for racism
>>202710638reckon she’s making mouth sounds asmr for lads to wankeroo over?
changing up my posting style to avoid detection
>>202710682fucking grass
>>202710652alri racismlad
Going to bust out the cheap Morrisons red wine and pour myself a glass It’s aristocratic. Refined. Mediterranean. Romanpilled even.
>few things more satisfying than reporting a post for racism
>>202710689Hadn't thought of that, bet it is some kind of ASMR shite. Grim.
>>202710699don't care racists get the rope always
Can't stop shitting. Have got through a whole roll since Monday. Must be going like 20 times a day. Nothings even coming out, just yellow/green water. Hope the kfc that did this to me is shut down
>>202710718sheed
just put the oven on for a za
>racists get the rope always
top 10 things you don't want the hear your gf say:10. Why is your penis so clean?
>>202710615They have them at trendy bars all over. I know the type you mean i've seen them in Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle, London. Girls all over the North West where I live and the North East where I regularly visit family have those photos in their profile. They must know its a cringey cliche but nobody ever calls girls on their shit.
>>202710739You're brown
>>202710722had this once from a subway and I actually liked the feeling of pure liquid coming out
>>202710752project on
>>202710752rorke
Any fans of the Crusader Kings games?
>waiting for taxi after toil>it's taking ages because of the rain>colleague comes up and is surprised I'm still waiting >asks if I've got any mates who could pick me up Um
>>202710753It's not even enough to be satisfying. I get crazy bad stomach cramp, run to the bog, and a spits-worth comes out.
Any fans of boobies?
>>202710619Why? She didn't unmatch. >>202710628No need for that. I come hat in hand to my /brit/ friends for advice and you spit in my face.
fucking beetle got into my glass of juice and drowned when i left it unattended for 30 seconds and i almost swallowed it
>>202710812Mind if I ask, are you English, Scottish, Welsh, or Irish?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9-Nt7zNum6/screaming
>>202710816
>>202710841Welsh with mixed English-Welsh heritage.
>>202710836heh beetlejuice
>>202710682Why are you even posting on 4chan then?
>>202710870hey yeah i didnt even think of thatscreaming
Israel is the most evil country on Earth. And our government is supporting and arming them. Mental.
>>202710853
>>202710864Why do you have a Romanian surname, then?
>>202710799couldn't grasp the concept of caring about lineages and kingdoms at the same timein europa universalis at least you could inhibit the role of the omnipotent observer guiding your country and killing wogs
>>202710853useless sacks of meat
>>202710887why are you terrified of people with other opinions to yours?
>>202710870hooting
>>202710820>She didn't unmatch.oh my days ladwomen dont unmatch they'll just ignore you
>>202710812he wanted your bussy
>>202710652sNIGGERing
had me pizzahad me chipshaving me wine
>>202710938wine on a thursdaygrimbo
fucking aussie just got onto reels or something stop spamming them you cunt
Israel is based, Aryan, White, national socialist and Richard B. Spencerist
gymtoil completealso, fat people are disgusting and nauseating.
I'm not gay, never have been, never will be. I have literally never looked a man sexually.
>>202710891>our government
>>202710799yeah gonna pirate the new dlc once they drop a few patches looks good
>>202710952you have a tiny penis
>>202710947office toil tomorrow tooi simply don't care
>>202710951>Richard B. Spenceristits not 2016 anymore commiemong
i am going to move to australia and become racist
>>202710965you cant see your penis
>4chan is le racist websi-
>>202710952>disgusting and nauseatingoui, c'est moi
>>202711008why do fannys look disgusting
>>202710969bizarre
every day the world gets stranger
boozetoil hath commenced
a girl talked to me in college today but i didnt know what to say back to her so i just smiled and sat there quietly
>>202710921I suppose id deserve that for having ignored her for 9 days. But i'm toiling early tomorrow and have Saturday off then early on Sunday and not till afternoon on Monday. If I can get the convo going again maybe I take her out this weekend.
gonna get the tunes on, give me albums NOW
>>202711043nothing wrong with a couple of glasses on a school night
>>202711070confield
>>202711008chat can I drink this
In your opinion, what is the most beautiful city in Europe?I would say Vienna, Prague, or Saint Petersburg.
>>202710969basedi’ll be picking up a cheeky bokkle from tesco when i get off mine bus
That's like the 5th Labour MP who got caught taking freebies to Taylor Swiftthe fuck's with their obsession with her?
>>202711070I'll give you this cool music video that was uploaded yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7FU_mqhFGk
>>202711112alchy freak
>>202711031i don't think they're supposed to be looked at. they're designed to be covered by hair anyway.
>>202711111hull
>>202711070pet sounds
wish sex workers would accept klarna
>>202711070Revolver - The Beatles
>>202711119on a taylor swift wanking discord you’d be surprised the amount of men in their 40s onwards there he probably just wanted goonfuel
ALRI LADS
>>202711119they're being given them by the premier league so they can convince the government to not bring in an independent regulator
>>202711119Taylor Swift is a psyop
>>202711031Faggot
>>202711172
my analysis: yes obviously
I'm a Nazi and I love Israel We're two sides of the same struggle
>>202711119remember when boris johnson took that money for decorating his gaff and it was a hanging offense?
i've barely used the uber eats credit toil give me this month so going to have a big banquet tomorrow. thinking mcdonalds, starbucks and a trip to the corner shop for my uber man
got the 10 hour ambient babbling brook youtube vid on
>>202711269For me it's thunderstorm sounds
>>202710374can't help but suspect the nonces at the very top were all fully aware that there would never be a real nuclear war and the whole cold war and nuclear threat and all that was bollocks used to make people have fear and to justify crazy spending on advancements in tech
>>202711239ending the war?
favourite lullaby?
fuck it put a film on instead
>>202711302stopped the thread dead with this
>>202711302Clair de lune
doing an incel poo
>>202711302slew wasteman
>>202711302The Cure - Lullaby
>>202711370grow up
not had a poo in ages
get them all outi dont care what it takesi want them OUT
Never really watched Black on Black porn. Felt too...animalistic...strange
Imagine if we kept the Irish as slavesA little Irish man tending my garden and doing my cleaning saying "yes masser"A little ginger Irish maiden doing my cooking and pleasuring me in the eveningsCorr, need to cross over to that timeline pronto
>>202711429our willies?
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8Khv42vXx_/
New Youtube video: Here's why the UK is FUCKED (mentions nothing about mass immigration of third worlders)
>>202711435quite like gay ebony porn myself
>>202711451....yh
gone from barely ever dreaming to have really intense ones the last few daysdunno why
>>202711435don’t think i’ve ever pulled my william to a black female
i gave that one a report for racismalmost certainly won't get deleted but worth a punt i sayblack people are not "animalistic"
why is this australian sharing these instagram reels of children dancing in bikinis
>>202711421Could go for some poo right now.
>>202710812I would have picked you up lass x
Been trying to open this bottle of vape juice for 15 minutes. I'm not even weak.
pizza will be ready soon
had 3 cheese sandwiches in total the last day and halfeven toby eats better than me
>>202711460just saw a video today about this and it mentions the immigrants at the end
>>202711572get in
just witnessed someone announcing a report
>>202711119Brits love Sabrina Carpenter too
>>202711591Don't worry, I've got an... associate... taking a look into it.
>>202711591you're about to witness the power of these digits
>>202711574he eats plain pasta
>>202711595bbc loving harlot
>>202711503allow it
>>202711620succubus
>>202710853that's a woman that knows how to use her assets
>>202711632nothing wrong with plain pastaassuming there's at least salt
I am a recovering interracial porn addict.
>>202711569i buy 15k puff disposable chink vapes myselflast me about 2 weeks maybe a few days less as it either evaporates a bit or the gooks are liars£11 per they cost. pound a day or so for me vaping? not too bad at all
>>202711660he eats it uncooked
>>202711671norwood reaper giggling with glee at this post
too many chiggers (NOT A SLUR GOOGLE IT)
>>202711671state of your lungs after that
>>202711700hs?
>>202711482i had a good dream last night and even considered posting it here (still might) but i remember someone at uni saying people that tell dream stories are annoying :(
>>202711671speedrunning life
not enough cheggers (HES DEAD BING IT)
>>202711671https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4VQL9e6saCg
>>202711671may as well drop the act and start huffing petrol
rorke da goat
>>202711724name please
>>202711724
none of my mates are stupidlike we're all more or less on the same wavelengthbut none of them are smarter than me either
rorke got that big dii energy shii
>>202711671Bought some of the cheap "600 puff" ones. Sometimes they last a day, sometimes they last 6 hours. Got sick of it and just bought a cheap vape with replaceable pod tank things
drinking quadruple strength squash straight from the bottle
What do people mean when they say "I've lived 1000 lives" and stuff like that?
Remember how good the Top Gear USA Special was?
Killing myself over my gender dysphoria What for you is wank material, for me is suicide fuel
Killing myself over my gender dysphoriaWhat for you is wank material, for me is suicide fuel
mental how countries round the med completely rely on tourismin this little town in Portugal right now it's basically fuck all. dilapidated houses and restaurantsyet the estate agents have listings for over a mill
>>202711813theyve got menthol illnuth
>>202711788so that's you and your mates, now let's hear about your family.
>>202711813lived at least two me, don't remember the last just dying
>>202711724Yeah I want the name too :)
>>202711700got a juvenile hairline at 29 as i'm half jewish>>202711703never felt better since switching to these from the fags>>202711730>>202711757ever thing that maybe the untaxable cheap vapes are given a worse rap than they actually warrant?>>202711751who cares>>202711795fair enough. when i looked into the refillable vapes they were all either too much faff or not as good because they weren't all designed to be one device by a billion yensworth of research teams
>sinkhole appears in Egypt>local government just leaves it there>sinkhole grows>egyptians throw bin bags into the hole>it is now a staple of the citythirdies fascinate me
Elvis Presley was a big fan of Monty Python, calling it the funniest thing he'd ever seen.
Lefties lie so much about racism that I’m not sure it even exists anymore. Is there any real racism in the world?
>>202711892>ever thing that maybe the untaxable cheap vapes are given a worse rap than they actually warrant?nopei think huffing cheap chinese mystery chemicals 24/7 is bad actually
I want a gf. Dunno why /brit/ has be so hostile about it. Crabs in a bucket mentality.
>>202711901looks like a nice place to be buried
SSM is playing on his lush PS5. What are you doing with your life?
>>202711959you dont deserve one
>>202711904Are you a fan of British comedy? Like Elvis?
i watched a 3 part tv-docu about some prison in Scottland yesterday night.1. 90% of the inmates were WHITE like wtf. The only blacks and pakis were transfered from the prison in Nottingham.Is Scottland really that white ?2. Everyone even the shizos were all super nice, yo focking sheit mate im gunna slash your face mate... no i mean honestly this was comedy. Everyone was nice and funny even some kind of poetic. Are Scots the real mates ?
>>202711891WHAT WAS HER NAME AHHHHH
>>202711959just get one matei'm 5'6 and autistic and i've got one
>>202711977watching slow horses and then i'm going to play on my pc which is more powerful than a ps5 and has a better controller (xbox one)
>>202711977Writing software, at the minute
>>202711947if you think that there's worse in them than there is in a cigarette then i really don't know what to say to you
>>202711991there's only one T in scotland, fren
>>202712043didnt say you should smoke either
>>202711977what games does he play on that heap of shite
>>202712003>i'm 5'6 and autisticlol this is literally me>and i've got oneand this isn't me
sucking a toffee crisp
Deleted Bumble. It not for me. it may be for you, but it not for me.
>>202711977Watching repeats of neighbours (that ive seen half a dozen times) :(SSM is better than me
>>202712072>ps5>games
who the fuck is SSM
>>202712077'go
>>202712059well i've opted for the lesser of two evils as it suits my lifestyle and personality to use nicotine
dry crying
>>202712099favourite neghbours character?
Anyone else freezing to death right now?
got the pizza on the plate, it will be going down the hatch
chaps I've something to confess....to get off my chest as it were....I've been feeling ....curious.....we live in a curious world after all so only natural....unless? no....it's natural
>>202712108dont know what this means
mad how berlin has huge forested areas right next to the city
>>202711989Elvis wasn't a British comedian himself. He was an American rock n roll/country music star.
>>202712091Just say you're not handsome
Diego and the sweltering summer of 1992
>>202712125Finn Kelly. Actual LEGEND.
>>202712125used to love to wanking to libbys arse there was another fittie that got my wab too..anne maybe?
>>202712156diegobut i shorten it to 'go
>>202712170im not handsome
If only there was a solution to the vape and ciggy menace...
neighbours but it's horses neighing to each other
might watch a movie whilst crying myself to sleepalready got a wank done so hopefully won't flare up whilst I'm busy being sad and that...crywanks were never my thing
move through the room like ambulance drivers
>>202712099least you haven't raped a disabled girl
feel like SHIT
pooing my pants
>sucking a toffee crisp
>>202712226don't like them. not an enjoyable experience. feel ill using them, don't like them in my mouth, and it seems much to be nailed on certain that using these will fuck your gums and mouth up
Secret Windowstarring Johnny Deppgood movie
this pint of fosters has gone straight to my head haha x
>>202712288that's an idea, something to do like
>>202712257got Synchronic on me
>>202712164Elvis loved British comedy
the lads
Sitting under a duvet with a tshirt and jeans on listening to the torrential rain outside
>>202711986why not? everyone deserves love.>>202712003how did you do it?
shartacus
>>202711866no one in my family is above 105iq except me
>>202712302foy
the future is british steeltrust me
>>202712187Olympia Valance was pretty hot in it. And the girl that played Piper Willis.
>>202712207
screaming
>>202712347no you're notbe quiet
>>202712347take your jeans off and have a little play x
they should allow emojis on here maybe as an April fools
>>202712365my nan in 1970s
>>202712234
4chan would be so much better if you could attach any file type
>>202712260You don’t know me
>>202712297>nailed on certain that using these will fuck your gums and mouth upLiterally zero evidence and they're used a lot in Scandinavia where people also don't have this happen
>>202712436*attaches virus*heh, nothing personel
>>202712348>how did you do it?matched her on hinge charmed her with my handsome smile and autistic interests its as shrimple as that
>>202712436*attaches virus.exe*
>>202712298Read the book when i was like 12
>>202712436Imagine the .webp kino...
>>202712448whether it does or not i simply don't like them
dunno whether I should go to AA and be sober or keep drinking
fancing a munch on some minge
just made a pizza slice sandwich, peng
>>202712456you sound like a mini chad
They don't make movies like Secret Window anymoreit's a very early 2000s kind of movie
>>202712537i don't know about you but im off to pour another
>>202712539will a hairy pooey arsehole suffice?
>>202712537dont bother asking here. no one on /brit/ is sensitive about addiction/sobriety.
mad how done my life is, over, finished, smoked, cooked.
dont know how you could get addicted to drinking it feels like shit
it's ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuckin up! YESSSS! ahahaha! we're in business! we HAVE A NEW THREAD LADS!!!!!!!!!!!OH MY GOD!HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!YES!SHIT!FUCKING HELL WE HAVE A NEW!and here, lads...here...it IS!!!!!!>>202712613>>202712613>>202712613>>202712613LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>202712553i prefer the term "chadlet" but yes
on a Sopranos rewatch and im on the episode about Johnny Boys mistress (goomar or whatever they call it) and she sings happy birthday. its too much, cant watch that scene.
>>202712640hah chadlet, thats clever. can see why your a top shagger. what are your autistic interests that you used to win her over?
