tarpaulin edishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
good "new" post that
first for ermme
sucking off a soggy tarp
get the migrant arseholes wipedas we speak there are millions of refugees suffering pooey arseholes and all would take is a simple wipe donated by even 1 in 5 brits
el muchacho de los ojos tristes subedishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdtuG-j9Xog
off to the strip club, you boys want anything?
I applied for a job and didn't get a copy in the email of the application (like so I would know what I wrote for the wee questions asked) got a callbackthe HR lady didn't understand what "can I have a copy of my application" meantshe just sent me a link of the job listingfucking hellow's a bint like this meant to evaluate a 130IQ CHAD like me
>>202712704it was bold, innovative, fresh.he'll do well here.
white boy winter on the horizon
>>202712704>>202712745thank
>>202712721ive got just the man for the job. no toilet paper needed
Cannot fathom some of you lot. Who thinks "oh yeah I'll sit at home on my own and get drunk or high while sitting on 4chan".Makes me feel better about my own life though I suppose.
fucking pathetic how people go on about dogs lol white people are so mindraped
>>202712751BO BO
So desperate for a nice simple pasta (but avolition is too strong to make myself some) so i think im gonna get some pasta delivered from a turkish place
>>202712699yeah, it's a low-lightI usually skip it now. I did my time, I get a pass for that.
the british Bogs>'Britain's Lip King' is seen for the first time since his arrest over the death of mother, 33, after a non-surgical Brazilian butt lift at his UK clinichttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13895111/Moment-Britains-Lip-King-arrested-death-mother-Alice-Webb.html
>>202712773i love getting drunk and looking at Google maps
>>202712767he looks well up for get the migrants lined up, get their arseholes out, get their cheeks spreak
Been listening to this unironically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4Think I might be too far gone lads.
>>202712777you're brown HAHAHAHAH
>>202712841ktim ktim ktim!
mid week hitchens>PETER HITCHENS: I know how Keir Starmer feels... the day I tried to debate my brother also ended in a sausages-style disasterhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-13890957/Keir-Starmer-sausage-labour-conference-peter-hitchens.html
>>202712845HAEH
>>202712846Dogshagging freak
>>202712817these people aren't human
>>202712773*raises paw*
are we getting ww3 fellas
>>202712894nh
>>202712883allah's not going to shag you mate LOL
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>>202712883OMG OMG OMGYOU’RE ACTUALLY BROWN
>>202712845OEH
>>202712903
>>202712777yh agreed it's actually mental how much people worship pets
>>202712894fraid no
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>>202712932>>202712902ah that's a shame
>>202712894NOTHINGEVER HAPPENS
>>202712946advertising/begging
dont goon
>people treat animals with kindness>OMG THEY'RE LITERALLY WORSHIPPING IT WTF
>>202712903allah astagfarrulllah is not for shagging but for benevolently looking down on you whilst wanking
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>>202712613i wish i could visit Australia and the uk soon i hate solo traveling
TRANSMUTATION BRAND NEW STATEMENT
might bang my head on the ground 50 times with my arse in the air whilst muttering gibberish to feel superior
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
>>202712980Treating animals with basic decency is an alien concept to nonwhites.
>>202712979I don't goon but have edged incidentally a lot
I have never gooned, just like an old fashioned wank
got nts on
free sheldon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>202712894Nah Russia is crippled and China needs American consumers and debt payments. Israel will absorb the entire Fertile Cresent without an American missile being fired
>>202712809I skip the Meadow scenes with the Hasidic Homeboy. Not the scene with Tony and Jamal Ginsberg, thats gold. But the love scenes. Nobody needs to see the Charcoal Briquettes kissing.
Why do corporate people use the phrase "the key to innovation" so much
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>202713062they're gonna need help to populate greater Israel
It's actually really hard to tell who is a bigger freak, Belgium nonce or Jeff
>>202713077idk why are you such a pussy ass cracker
what's the line between wanking and gooningpersonally I consider 5 more wanks in a single day to be firmly in the goon territory, even disregarding other factors such as sexual emergencies
>>202713102i hereby volunteer my services
>>202712613>the irish fled to this fight in the civil war>become wage slavesyou know its funny how ireladn used to be so horrible but in reality the average irish citizen lives better than most middle class americans
>>202713062disgusting behavior
Get the migrants:• Fed• Washed• Medically checked• Housed• Shagged• Paid
>>202713136sorry forgot the image
essex mentioned
>>202713113>Jeffmate.
What was this girl's name that was posted in the last thread?
Range ban Ethiopia.
Tonights watchhttps://youtu.be/2t27XL34xlo?si=aAOr8FAdqNfEQ9tj
>>202713187Diane Abbott
brits are kind of stupid they say their country is a shithole but none of them are willing to go into the trenches that is working in the united states of muttica
>>202712773Like to watch cartoons or anime or TV shows on the side whilst doing this
>>202713187e-whore128
>>202713245you are a dumb ape lower than the shit on my shoe
strip the pensioners of their assets and transfer them to the migrants of african origin x
>>202713245not easy for british lads to go over there matewould love to personally as I'd make 300-500k as a software developer, but it's not easy
Just went for a calzone in the end
>>202713316I have a better idea, you killing yourself asap
might lay down me after that large dinner
>>202713340
>>202713322>would love to personally as I'd make 300-500k as a software developer, but it's not easynot really most it companies here laid off a chunk of their work force and now most people can't even get a job at starbucks
>>202713316are you wearing your sponsor polo shirt?
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanized Luv my katies stretched
>>202713113What age group is grammar school in the states?
>>202713131i thought gooning was more to do with the length of the wank or incorporating toys or dressing up
>>202713370I'm not most people idiot, I'm a highly skilled software dev making big bucks alreadyI can easily job hop to any number of companies here, so it would be trivial to do what I said in the USA if not for the strict immigration rules
AUTISM IS MY SUPERPOWER!! YIPPIE!!!!!
>>202713448reddit reply
>>202713386no, they should give me a jumper for the winter x
btw a 70 to 100k a year in the us means nothing because everything in america is so expensive and awful.>inb4 you say move to rural americarural america has the same living conditions as most third world nations
>>202713468is advertising on 4chan part of your contract or something
>>202713448>I'm not most people idiot, I'm a highly skilled software dev making big bucks alreadygood luck because in america you will be worked to the bone. you don't have worker rights or anything you will work and be treated worse than a slave
>>202713316I have a bit of Jamaican in my ancestry, may I have some of those assets?
plotting a dangerously early bedtime
remember as a teenager i used to wank in my sisters bed wearing her tights and knickers when home alone if i had been born a decade or so later probably would have turned into a tranny instead of it being just a normal teenage phase
>>202713546>normal
>>202713136If the Irish fled because they were being oppressed and wanted to preserve their culture, why are the majority of 'Irish Americans' protestants and virtually all of them Anglophones?
>I see the crystal raindrops fall>And the beauty of it all>Is when the sun comes shining through>To make those rainbows in my mind>When I think of you sometime>And I wanna spend some time with you>Just the two of us>We can make it if we try>Just the two of us>(Just the two of us)>Just the two of us>Building castles in the sky>Just the two of us>You and I
>>202713470This guy is a software developer in San Francisco
reckon footfaggery is well known enough now that a girl won't be particularly weirded out by it anymorefeel quite emboldened by this, not unlike a bender going on a gay pride parade I suppose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyPmQSanXyU
strip the elderly of their assets, including that cheeky gold tooth in the back of their mouths x
dont like boongs
>>202713513your % jamaican?
>>202713642want pegging to get to this stage
>>202713676nun you could do x
>>202713715reckon that'll always be associated with benderismthat said, it seems like rimming has gone mainsteam so who knows
Was stuck on a train for 5 hours today because someone offed themself on the track. It's actually embarrassing how the rail networks completely falls apart if one small part of the track becomes unusable.
I'm immigrating illegally in the UK on Sunday
>>202713768not sure what took them 5 hoursjust haul him off and let the train go by
>>202713788grim
>>202713788why
>>202713745>rimming gone mainstream see this in porn but for the shaggers do the ladies you pick up really do this?
>>202713788are you black? if so, wagwan my friend!
>>202713768get the fucking rails renationalised
>>202713819ex-gf wanted to rim me for years, never let her even though I rimmed her plentyblokes arse is not meant for that sort of thing
HEY WHITE CUNTWHAT YOU FUCKIN LOOKING AT?GIMME A DOLLAR YA CUNT AND GIMME YOUR FUCKIN SHOES AYAAAAAHHHHHGIMME THAT FUCKIN GOON BAGYOU FUCKIN RACISTWHITE DOG CUUUNNNNTNONE OF YOUR FUCKIN BREAKDOWNS WHITE CUNTALL WE DO IS FUCKIN BREAK-INS YOU FUCKIN CUNT
set me up with your sister yankanon
>>202713788*grips the mounted machine gun on the cliffs of dover**pops my 50p in*come on then, son
>>202713865strange post
summers over now i'm going nowhere
the nig, nig wangthe reason i'm alivethe nig, nig wangthe big, nig wang
>>202713793Can't interfere with a crime scene mate.
5 million quid, tax free, for every 18 year old black male in the UK, now
>>202713576christ thats grim
a bashing, until unconscious, for every 18 year old black male in the UK, now
>>202713959nun you could do x
>>202713793Apparently the emergency services got involved and were investigating, so closing that part of the track for a while made sense. But what I don't understand is why they needed to stop the train on the track for two hours, then travel backwards to the previous station, then take another route to a different station, then delay the replacement shuttle service to our original destination that was should have been ready as soon as our train reached that station.
>>202713831I'm Lebanese
ejecting a megalith from my rectum
the watchhttps://vk.com/video-28430730_456239125
>>202714063not clicking
>>202714021tbf to the lad that binned himself, at least he got his moneys worth out the suicide like
>>202714063russian hacker link do not click
>>202714063not. a. chance.
rorke in absolute shambles
>>202714122hun freaks
>>202714108LOL
>The big news in panto world this last week was that Katie Price and Kerry Katona will play the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella in Northwich this Xmas Next /brit/ meet is in Northwich
>>202714063jog on
>>202714138you really need to do something with your life
does adderall turn you into a superhuman
>>202713768what they wouldn't let you off?
>>202714165Yep. Like spamming zipperhead webms 24/7 on 4chan
thats all nice and well but the cronem are doing some thug luvin' rn with katydem
>>202714165hs?
>>202714078>>202714087>>202714096>>202714156your loss
>>202714193no need for racism
>>202714185getting a boot if it ever looked at me like that
>>202714188no it doesnt turn you into a black male
>>202714195you're notyou're here with the timmies x
Might do some drugs. Never done any drugs before though and also don't know where to get drugs and I have no friends. Quite the conundrum.
mad how I look at some girls and think corr would love to lick her bumhole whats that all about?
>>202714242then you wont be doing drugs
>>202714239i will later this week, lil timmy x
>>202714151will katie price be getting pooed on at all?
>>202714254not into licking arses but a nice bum on a face wouldn't go a miss
>>202714296We can work on that nearer the time
>>202714261Yeah seems that way. Might drink some alcohol. I also don't drink and haven't for nearly a decade. Could buy a nice beer or something. Basically the same thing as drugs
>>202714296scre
BARTY CROUCH
thats all nice and well but the hoodlums' goonmeats are oiled up and ready rn
>>202714191Not for the first two hours, they literally just stopped the train in the middle of the countryside. Although tbf they gave everyone free water bottles.
>>202714283you're posting here hyping up other men who are out shagging LOLcall you their agent
>>202714342why did david tennant do that weird snake thing with his tongue though
does a sissy fetish ever go away
>>202714372Irish diaspora faceBaby is likely black
>>202713714Very low
AEW thread?
>>202714384unless you were in sub saharan africa i wouldn't consider that a worthwhile trade 2bh
squat pr day tomorrow :3
>>202714108What wealth? if nigs and poos were so rich why couldnt they turn away British troops? Why did they need colonising? They had the numerical advantage. With all their wealth they could surely buy weapons from Britains enemies. Stupid black cunts.
How do you find a woman that doesn't wear a lot of make up
>>202714459LowIQ
>>202714446Doesn’t matter. Still gonna die one day.
>>202714242Buy them online. I recommend opioids. Very comfy.
Sir Kiev Scranner
>>202714515English diaspora
>>202714342JUNIOR
>>202714430can you pass as jamaican? do you speak patois?do you know about your jamaican culture? do you have a jamaican sized phallus?
>>202714515>2005Yeah I was gonna say that's what they look that 20 years agohere's what they look like now
>>202714423fuck off
you ever take a nap before it's dark and then wake up to the evening darkness and you get that horrifically cataclysmic depressed feeling
>>202714585crossing her legs to keep that nubian bullseed from leaking down her leg
>>202714599AI slop. Kill yourself.
>>202714591basically describes all of winter
How often do you guys break out with cold sores?
>>202714573me? always been an Oasis fan. got given tickets
>>202714591Ask your mates, stop using 4chan as a social media platform
>>202714606incel comment
Right Wing Porn Squads
>>202714610Cry about it
what's his best film?
belly's all big and distended because i'm super constipated
>>202714639You should be crying about your low IQ which allows you to be amused by AI.
>>202714620never. im immune.
>>202714620never had one in my life
>>202714642Reservoir Dogs or Hateful Eight
>>202714642inglourious basteds
>>202714642the one where someone says the n word
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N000qglmmY0
>>202714642pulp fiction, nothing else comes close
>>202714642Reservoir Dogs. He pretty much got worse with ever movie.
want to do filthy things to lauriewired
>>202714642True Romance
>>202714712this desu>>202714685hateful eight is a very well made film but didn't enjoy it much personally, much more a fan of django
in the end I had a second wankfucks sake, it was already over when I started telling myself 1 is enough for the day
11
>>202714750>djangojewish cuck film
>>202714764
>>202714770back to britpol dickhead
>>202714560absolutely notnono but I do have a slight interest in it as an outsider thoughbeitsure but my nuts could stand to be fatter
sniggeringhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726961262161484.webm
>>202714733Tony Scott directed. Quentin only did the script so I don't count it as his film. But yeah True Romance is better than all the movies he made.
empty out the shard and transform it into a membership only international black breeding ground hub
190 would've loved MN Just a couple of pdfs sharing passworded zip files with one another
>>202714698mad how she could easily afford even a third rate anime studio to make her a video but she went with this utter crap imitation instead
>>202714758had 3 wanks in a row yesterdaywas amazingthen had one today and it was grimbetter to wank when you're actually in the mood
Django Unchained was just a rip off of 12 Years a Slave, a far superior film.
>>202714851both kino imho tbqh ngl
>>202714805True, technically isn't his But he did do the commentary for the DVD where he did at least acknowledge it as a faithful adaptation. Natural Born Killers meanwhile he had his name removed from
the gherkin may be a better option, it looks like a phat goonmeat
>>202714888you need serious help
classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKp70tBqUXc
Tadalafil is superior to Sildenafil just thought you fellas might want to know
thinking of buying a second hand t shirt with green and grey hoops on it
>>202714642 1992 Reservoir Dogs 1994 Pulp Fiction 1997 Jackie Brown 2003 Kill Bill 2007 Death Proof 2009 Inglourious Basterds 2012 Django Unchained 2015 The Hateful Eight 2019 Once Upon a Time in Hollywood My most watched one is Pulp FictionIf I really had to think about it, I don't think I really like any of these films that much really. He's great at marketing and hyping them though pretty much watched all of them on release since Kill Bill
open the fucking pubs
>>202714836https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MogWz-LHXI
>>202714642top gun (1886)
highest membership fee is at the tip of the gherkin
catberg pushing meowtoil hard this evening
>>202714914
>>202714996your broke ahh cant afford the entry feeyoud have to spend all night with the timmies on /brit/ LOL
you can fit so many beds in the gherkin and house a few hundred cronem in it
>>202714914>>202715016ok
>>202715016nonce clobber
Been awake for 5 hours and I'm knackered. Early night on the cards.
>>202715040smelly nonce clobber at that
>>202715065quite
>>202715078yes quite
>>202715096is there a reason you're stringing out this conversation lad? is there something you want to tell me or what?
this is my life today
>>202715126a little
>>202714918Gotta be Kill Bill for me, but have only seen like half of them
it's sexy time
elevators to the breeding rooms
just purchased a lightbulbe27 fitting 60w3000k colour temperature500 lumens
>>202715155don't reply to me ever again you insipid writhing slugoid
>>202715174*does a little dance in it*
mountaintops selfie... 26th September 2024
>>202715182don't try to butt into what me and the other guy have
name a more pathetic country than Iran
i am no longer a part of the conversationthis >>202715065 was my last post and it was also very factual
>>202715210defeated godskin duo here then immediately went to crumbling farum azula to defeat him againhated it used every single flask of crimson tears i have
accidentally started a conversation with a very friendly and apparently schizophrenic man recentlyhe told me he'd just got back from america and was very grateful for the car that I had given him, thanked me profusely, made a comment about the weather and walked off after a polite goodbye bloke was mental but thoroughly pleasant nonetheless, hope he's alright x
GOD MY DOMS
>>202715282nice of you
>>202715282What makes you think he was mental?
>>202715210>It's a Tim believes he is being gangstalked by the Albinaurics episode
>>202715282Just another drugmong in drugmonglandhe needs sectioning
Gravy's good tonight.
it just really looks like a cronem baton
>>202715340The chicken's nice and spicy.
>>202715319roaring
>>202715318bloke was on another planet, there was a lot of other nonsensical waffle he said to me that I've since forgotten, decided in the moment to just say you're welcome and wish him a good day>>202715339he deffo wasn't a drugoid, was clean and healthy looking, dressed normally in clean clothes that fit and such assume he'd just gone on a walk from the supported housing down the road
>>202715351i can tell you have autism because you go through these bizarre periods of hyper fixation
might catch a train to a random town and go on a little incel adventure on the weekend
>>202715340Hope you have a pleasant evening.
>>202715430hello incel
>>202715430do ithave fun!
funny how post quality diminishes so much at this stage of the thread because everyone is saving their best stuff for the start of the next one
you're from sainsburys, aren't you?
need you out of business sunshine
remember when tim got his willard out?
the longest goonmeats in the top of the gherkin highest membership fee
>>202715463roiaring
in bed listening to tori amos and crying
>>202715515No because I don't follow that /Britfeel/ freak or keep up with his antics.#SeasideArmy
>>202715544can I poo on your face?
>>202715418try again
let me pigeon hole that
>Saturday>fucked sleep schedule>less than 6 hours sleep>go to sleep relatively earlier>only get 2 hours of sleep>stay up for a few hours >go back to sleep before noon>get 5 hours sleep>stay up until i go to sleep at the same time as before on late Saturday night>go to sleep>get 3 hours sleep>Monday morning>stay up for a few hours again but longer>go to sleep>get 4 hours sleep>wait until late Monday night like the previous nights but earlier>get 4 hours sleep>also have night terror (sleep walk nightmare) because of the mounting sleep deprivation>Tuesday morning>go to sleep again after noon>feel like the insomnia has gotten worse aswell as the light keeping me from sleeping sooner>get 5 hours sleep>pitch black when i wake up>go to sleep late at night at same time as previous nights>get less than 1 hour>cant sleep again so wait a few hours>get less than 1 hour, get woken up by noise>Wednesday morning>realise i'm in a really bad state>shaking>head is fucked, cant think>fever>go out of bed but heart rate goes up when i move and talk too much>the added stress and anxiety i feel about it makes me go really faint like i nearly had a heart attack>any slight movement at this point and my body freaks out so i try and relax more, breath better and find a comfortable position to sleep again>feels almost impossible in the state im in>takes me 3 hours to get to sleep >sleep from noon for 5 hours >go to sleep earlier again earlier this time>get nearly 4 hours sleep>stasy up for a few hours>ends up being longer than i wanted>Thursday morning>get to sleep around noon but wake up every 1 or 2 hours, and feel like pure shit>finally get up after possibly 4-5 hours of on and off sleeping throughout the dayI have had nearly 6 days of not getting more than 6 hours of sleep now. A year ago i would have been getting 8-9+ regularly. My body is slowly shutting down and imploding on itself in my seemingly eternal struggle for a proper sleep.
>>202715581fucking blog on you boring bastard
>>202715430my dream is to go on a solo holiday to the lake district, maybe next yeari think i'd actually enjoy it
>>202715566what other mental illness would make a 'man' post about the resemblance a building has to a penis for over half an hour
>>202715581bluds posting his life story at 300+ posts
>>202715581not reading all that lad
>>202715581not a word
>>202715581
I'll be honest lads, i broke down crying when SeasideMARK made it 24 month no bookies. He the strongest soul we have in the country x
well said
make the new you hairy shitty bungholes
>>202715681like this new gimmick
>>202715768>>202715768
>>202715795
>>202715552shut up you tranny bastard
