birt edish
well is this the thread?
AMAZING edish
>>202715566>>202715552>>202715351>>202715518>>202715681>>202715725What is your weight and height?Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain with your imaginary wife?
>>202715848remember when he pretended his wife was a tranny? Deeply unwell man
>>202715856And?
Our Seaside which art in Wareham,Hallowed be Sandford Lane.Thy benefits come.Thou will be steaming, in Swanage,as it is in Weymouth.Give us this day our daily uploaf.And give us our drinking update,as we enter CEX.And lead us not into employment,but deliver us from poverty:For thine is the council house,and the trekkie breakie, and the Purbeck cider,for ever, all the way.
doing a poo lol
>>202715856neither of them is a real person
>>202715836hope hes locked up
>>202715768birty num num
>>202715856I hope they lose.
>>202715881his only wife is himselfthats why he dresses up as a woman
>>202715856wonder what part of this is british culturejanny, mate, would you mind stepping in here?maybe on the "politics outside of /pol/" guideline you have?
>>202715848im not spaino
>>202715890so beautiful. 4x lush one may say x
>>202715950why do you ignore posts asking you to post a hand timestampif you're black then surely its a slam dunk no?
>>202715856weird that the US person doesnt need a US flag on their clothing but the ukraine president needs the ukraine trident on his clothing at all timeslike subconsciously legtimising his false state liek israel
>>202715808>(OCD)ktim
cat tug
>>202715976Leave him alone. Get a grip instead of harassing people on /Brit/ you mong.
>>202715950>>202715963>>202715890imagine if every 2nd or 3rd post wasnt hisimagine a thread with this idiotpure mental illness to do this all day, every day.
/brit/ neeks shitting themselves at the prospect of another American presidency
Don’t know why everyone sucks off the Romans as being so advanced They were a brutal genocidal empire with a society built off slavery. Never even invented electricity. Germanic civilisation conquered the world and went to the moon.
sacked tranny in the house
>>202716003kill yourself you freak
>>202716003fuck off he's a malicious spammer
>>202715856been banned for less than this one might call it politics or off topic
what's that subreddit called where trannies post selfies asking if they pass? i could do with a good laugh
>>202715768i struggle with my sexuailty on one hand i hate gays but i am also attracted to men and women
looks like the disability benefits are having to be used much more frugally nowno more exotic VPNs like spain anymoresad, its the end of an era for spainfreaknow he will have to latch on to everyone else to make himself heard and get the attention he craves daily
And is this "Spaino" character in the thread with us now?
>>202716003thank you employed woman
I SEE YOU BABYCHICKEN MADRASCHICKEN MADRAS
>>202716077weird because nobody here mentioned a spainopretty sure we said "spain freak spainmong spainsubhuman" etc
>>202716096a timmy who thinks hes a woman is supporting you btw
About an hour ago my wife said she was horny but then just proceeded to have a bath
>>202716096You're welcome mate.
>>202716077
>>202716140why are you sticking up for a cuck spam poster?
Spain VPN paedophile really branching out with the VPNs but keeping his hand close to his chest before he goes on a full meltdown.>>202716111Yeh it just so happens he has a tranny who never posts pics of himself supporting a wog who never posts pics of himself.And they both just randomly spam the thread every day and post in the same way? Yeh thats weird!
so which is it spainmong?
>>202716129ITSSOJOEVER (for u)
>>202716077No we just have an Ethiopian man who sit's on /brit/ all day spamming pictures of takeaway food, talking about shite politics, posting pictures of his tv and saying the word peng over and over.Quite the coincidence really. Much like how him and sacked tranny both have an autistic interest in foreign languages (despite neither of them actually speaking any) and playing childrens video games.
>british man speaks with london or the captain price accenti want to be held
>>202716166Why is he sticking up for himself? Good question.Like "why does Spainlad stick up for Employed Woman"or "Why does Employed Woman bring up Spaino all the time"Strange isnt it all. Its like they know eachother on a deeper level than just being fellow freaks.
Got toil tomorrow 6:00 am to 12:00 pm need to get my head soon and get some shut eye
>>202715994emmett tug
He's been having daily meltdowns every time i visit the thread at this point.Best if everyone just leaves and let him talk to himself until he gets bored.
>>202716198>Captain Price's accent in the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare video game has been described as a variety of things, including a Liverpudlian accent, a working class accent, and a sexy accent similar to Jason Statham'sSexy scouse scummy Jason Statham
heathermelty
>>202716261i want go to to the uk to fuck british twinks i think it would be fun i am lifting so i can handle them better
something bad will happen tomorrow
>>202716259the other day he was spamming cuck stuff at 6:45amwakes up, and his first thought is shitting up here
>>202716297gonna post your face here?
>>202716297proof?
>>202716299It's his daily routine that he comes back to. As a wise 4chan wizard once said, "You're here forever"For some thats even more potent of a saying.
>>202716357true, which is why he has a number of consistenty spammed posts (some have been posted over 100 times)he goes through his repertoire when he logs on before making new postsit's deeply disturbing
need to put my clothes away and do the washing up and need an early night. too much to do and not enough time for the womens work. wish i had a wife.
why does jeff blatantly shill israel and jewish stuff. it's so weird
fucking rain
>>202716291I like that you do this. it's really clever>Switch to Canada VPN>call out your imaginary nemesis or some avatarfag/gimmick monkey who isnt even here>switch back to spamming thread with your crap gimmicks while randomly going back to Canada VPN to post irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta.>>202716414You really have to be someone with absolutely nothing going to do this. No job, no friends, no hobbies.Maybe he plays gacha or something while doing this but i really doubt he has the attention span for anything else when he devotes his entire life to shitting up maybe a few different not insanely active threads on 4chan.
Why do people shit on Slough so much? Don't get me wrong, it's a shithole, but it's pretty close to London and Heathrow if you want to get away from it. There are many other shitty places in the UK that are much harder to escape from.
>>202716489ethnics
Jarvis analyse posting patterns on the 4chan /int/ board archive with the subject /brit/ to show me post counts containing ethiopian flags, croatian flags or the trip !!yBCfUJeAF0r. Cross reference them with previous threads where the trip !!7E5j5Kl3XNM is used.
get the goons out of prisons
>>202716043mouse porn
My biological father said I look really good these days.ITS GONNA HAPPEN SISTERSSSSSSI'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY DAD AND BE THE BEST TRANS DAUGHTER EVER
>>202716545if this /outer/ int personality is 190 i'll be both appalled and impressed
Schizo killed the thread having yet another melty over Spaino :/
>>202716481In a weird way, I'm glad he spams this place without mercy, because it has seriously made me spend less time here. Closing the tab is bliss.
>>202716554
>>202716532There are plenty of ethnic shitholes in this country, at Slough is in a decent location for commuting and travel.
>>202716593give it a rest adam
Heathermong has the capacity to post something thought provoking once every blue moon.Spainonce is just nothing but a gaping hole where his soul (and most of his brain) should be. It's just complete insanity and he doesn't fully comprehend how ill he really is.>>202716545>>202716543>>202716291>>202716096>>202715950>>202715909>>202715856>>202716593Avatarflagging on a board centred around interactions between people from different countries.
>Heathermong has the capacity to post something thought provoking once every blue moon.X
>>202716166they're both spaino you mong
Now heathermong is melting down on two different devices and trying to make it look like one of them is mousenonce
They're all pathetic and so am I.
>>202716736>>202716736>trying to make it look like one of them is mousenonceProjection because you do it yourself and you know it.>>202716719More times than you ever will. Stop getting jealous.I really doubt you will ever change your ways because of how your brain is now wired to behave. It's more than just simple kind of mental illness, it's something only 4chan could do to you.
got green tea flavoured Snus in and it tastes like absolute ass
>>202716802I'm not SN lol I'm literally the poster that was talking to you about belgium flagHeathermong is a broken mentally ill freak much like SN
>>202716819could have told you that before you bought it
Welcome to Omorashi High School! You're the first boy to attend this prestigious female-only academy with a twist: There's not a single bathroom in the entire school. All students are expected to hold their pee in as long as they can.Go interact with your fellow classmates, get through the school day, and watch your fellow classmates struggle to not have an accident!
he's posting about himself in the third person now lmao
>>202716846bought the wrong one. thought it was like elderflower or something aha
>>202716802Gigamelty
leftypol driving down zelensky avenue, harlow and saying slava ukraini
>>202716900waaaw hello bb
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JANNY
police would never give me a shotgun cause i would just shoot my old teachers. bunch of pricks
>>202716827>Heathermong is a broken mentally ill freak much like SNNot even close. Heathermong does not display even similarly the kind of shit that spainmong does, and i knew better you are more than likely also "SN".All those other posters who you try and demonise are at the end of the day just idiots looking to vent out one thing or another and then they leave. You are less human and although that might sound cool you're less like a robot and more like a chimpanzee.
janny ain't here
>>202717051shut up nigga
>>202717051Mate heathermong spends 12-hour shifts here rotating between 'the irish are obsessed with blacks due to low iq' and interracial cuck posting, and his disabled mind can't see the irony of that rotationYou're mentally ill just like them lol
>>202716908This is all you have. If you try and use more than 1 braincell (if you have any more) your brain might overheat.Keep posting it. Every day. Every single time. I doubt you ever fall asleep and feel really good about doing this. You probably secretly wish you werent like this and could be normal.
cleaning behind my gf's ears
i have a 16 year old gf LOL
is this nigga toby?a sentient version of toby
you will never be mousenonce, heatherfreakeverybody hates you
/brit/ - namefag gossip general
>>202717152>>202717152>Mate heathermong spends 12-hour shiftsNot true in the slightest. He never spends more than 2 -4hours doing it, which is bad but nowhere near as bad as what you do. And you are just so fucking bad it's hard to find anyone to compare to your levels. I hope youre proud. Youre the biggest loser on this board, at the least. Nothing in return. Nobody outside of this thread will ever know of your existence and one day this will blow over, you will fuck off, and you will be forgotten by most of /brit/ too. > here rotating between 'the irish are obsessed with blacks due to low iq' True.>and interracial cuck postingSpaino!
>>202717252>Not true in the slightest. He never spends more than 2 -4hours doing itare you a new cunt lolthere are some days when hes here all day
Alri lads
wish there was a way of telling gay people you would fuck them but you're not gay
>>202717320I'll ask chat gpt - >Communicating about sensitive topics like sexual orientation and preferences requires careful consideration and respect. If you're feeling confused about your sexual orientation or how to express your feelings, it's important to approach the situation with empathy and clarity.If you feel comfortable having a conversation, you might say something like:"I want to be honest and say that while I find you attractive and might be open to some experiences, I don't identify as gay. I'm still figuring things out, and I hope that we can approach this with understanding and respect."Remember that everyone's feelings and boundaries are important, and it's okay to explore your own feelings at your own pace. Being clear and respectful will help avoid misunderstandings and ensure that everyone feels comfortable and respected.
>>202717252fuck off heathersubhuman
Desu archive does not handle the ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ well kek
Whiteness map
>>202717368Gordon bennett, your ก้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ is striking >>202717305
google translate but its from 4chan to small talk with people
>>202717305Lmao, don't tell what or what not i am.You are here every time, doing the same pathetic routine.Atleast heathermong finds something new like "jew psychology" or "tonsil stones" every now and then. What do you have? The same tired gimmicks, the same copy and paste spam. And the same old irrelevant catchphrases.
is attraction to this type hardwired in greek women or something https://youtu.be/g-ON_VrhneU?t=264
There's a storm out and I haven't had tea, so I went to Asda and got 2 Scotch Eggs, 2 bags of spicy chicken chunks (not reconstituted slop), a bag of Indian chilli lemon grill crisps and two Pastel de Nata cakes. I'm now comfy in my car having them with the radio on
>>202717359You replied to my post twice. Why? Is it because your voice is so weak and pathetic you have to repeat, and scream into the void over and over to be heard?
>>202717446Why do you think I'm spainnonce? Because I refused to give credit to Heathermong? Please explain the thought process
>>202717468It's cosy
its very ironic and hilarious that heathermong thinks mental illness doesn't exist because he's genuinely severely mentally disturbed.
>>202717468>spicy chicken chunksthat's interesting are those in the refrigerated section?
He's still doing it. And i know it's him because coincidentally he stopped his endless gimmick spam.So well done, you killed the thread.>>202717537>>202717506Spainnonce.
>>202717177Does she have big ears that need cleaned regularly?
>>202717406Enjoy your moobs hopboy
>>202717509doxxed
sucking a fage
>>202717560Corr amerigoblina wife
>>202717509kek i actually know where this iswont say because i have dignity
>>202717556Don't run away. Explain why not giving Heathermong credit makes me spainlard.
>>202717604Didn't fancy KFC or out at this time
>he eats food in his carMajor ick
>>202717604that could be any supermarket literally anywhere in the country though
>>202717537this
>>202717632My gf doesn't knowI also secretly had a day off work to myself lel
locktober looms ladsfour more days and I lose access to my willard
>Don't run away.I don't usually stick around fat smelly nonces for longer than a few nanoseconds.
>>202717509coatbridge tesco, faraday retail partk
>>202717696I accept your concession.
>>202717604You 100% sure
>>202717560Spock ova hea
>>202717697
>>202717697>lad says it’s Asda>you can see the green Asda signs through the windows>”yeah that’s a Tesco”Absolute state of you.
>>202717697Lol mate you can tell it definitely isn't you spacka
is friendship between men possible or is really all closet homosexuality?
>>202717754that doesnt say asda it says open
>>202717697you're fucking downs mate
DWPstein finna get access to our bank statementsits fucking over lads
>>202717697omds you mong
>>202717773
>>202717697you have a learning disability lmao the utter state of you
>>202717772YesMe and my mates started trying to name a football player from every African country earlier and it devolved into an argument about colonialism
Americans have a coat hangerBrits have a coat bridge
>>202717776>>202717788>>202717794sameschizo
>>202717772mates, madri and mutual masturbation
he even posted a photo of his Asda food you fucking spazza lol
I want to be an international man of business. The beer business, specifically
>>202717754>green Asda signthat's a traffic light
>>202717844mong
>>202717844
>>202717874>>202717884>i'll inspect element on my multiple divices, that will prove him wrong!
>>202717468m8 those chicen bites taste entirely like big water droplets
>>202717896>divices
>>202717772>>202717806>>202717845Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,--Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.
That is clearly the Woolloongabba Supa IGA
>>202717896this is just sad now mate
>>202717697you just doxed yourself coatbridgeanon
>>202717923alri ishmael settle down
sex with sexy ladies
Deadlifting today. Used to love the thing me but not now, nah it's just a load of effort innit?
>>202717900The chicken chunks are nice, the reconstituted Fridge Raider type things are pure shite
>>202717468>>202717509Reminds me of the days when I'd drive to the middle of nowhere and hotbox my car
>>202717770mad how stout is seen as irish when its an english invention
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>>202717962theyre the same thing
>>202717989mad how lindesfarne was formed by irish monks
just felt a lump in my bolllockstwo in fact
>>202717468Ultracosy. You could have added an energy drink for the morning too.
>>202717989Love me local Oregonian stouts
>>202718025they're testicles mate x
>>202718025was it bollocks
>>202717986There's something to be said for being comfy in your own carA pic from a trip last year right up north
>>202718025
>>202718025Did you do a test ticle
>>202718056Get out of Scotland.
>>202718025Go to the doctor mate, probably nothing
Jarvis cross reference this map with open Asda stores. Eliminate those with fewer than 100 parking spots.Run a registration check for red SUV’s with licence plate BJ24* and check their MOT history to see which garages serviced them to confirm location.
Mad how we're associated with lager even though it's all pale ales over here now and Fosters is virtually non-existent
wonder if people are becoming pervier as time wears oncertainly seems to be the case, not that I'm complaining
>>202718102>hasn't rained in Norfolk for at least a millennia>now we're getting all the rain in two days
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8v9XPYJLF5cshieeeeeeeeeeedfree my nigga r kelly fr
Lil yellow fella
>>202718056for me it's foresty forest
coconut and cheese, a deadly combination
>>202718102Jarvis help this young lad lose his virginity.
>>202718106all trendy beer here is ipa bollocks toosick of it, just get me a lagerpossibly with variations on the flavour but definitely still just want lager
Hi there, Freezypop!Looking super sexy and slutty today!!!
>>202718162Literally deadly, it makes mustard gas
>>202718155reddit space
>>202718162wtf kind of combination is that
>>202718102roaring
>>202718155some niggas just built different fr fr
aussies going on about foster's and shrimp again
Got one of them cups of tea here that you just make because you're bored. Not really into it desu
>>202718168I’m in my 30’s actually I’ll have you know.
>when I see an aussie
May go back to school for Food Science. Probably interesting work in the field
>>202718231tea makes me feel ill. prefer coffee
>>202718193a deadly one, dickhead
heathermong taking big Ls today
at the end of the day everything comes down to timing
>>202718157>Forestry ForestMy fucking brotherI used to religiously watch every video, when he had the smaller van and moved into his current big one and built the stove and got Rocko and all that. But I'm a few months behind and need to catch up
oh my days
>>202718231I don't drink much tea or coffee because I cba making it
>>202718221WE'RE A CULTURE, NOT A COSTUMETHIS IS NOT WHO I AM, AND THIS IS NOT OKAY.
>be me>woke up this morning>felt like p-diddy>Grabbed my glasses>out the door>Time to hit the city
>>202718282You know Kemi took it up the arse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzT3UFjL8G4rainy nights are back lads
at the end of the day, it's night
>>202718297*throws a boomerang at you*
>>202718273Knew a bloke who rented a van for his honeymoon and drove across France and Switzerland in it. He was looking forward to it but afterwards said it was fucking terrible and not comfortable at all.
alright lads, what's the naughtiest thing you've done? hoping someone can be that rascal wheat field jogger theresa may
Time to retire from /brit/.Lived it, loved it. Farewell beautiful general.
>>202718372Stop using 4chan as social media you sad cunt, hang yourself
>>202718372Couldn't be arsed putting the toilet seat up in a restaurant last week, thought I didn't need to. I ended up pissing all over the seat and the floor because it came out at an angle.
>be me, a space intellectual>live in MISERABLE London where you never see stars>be a rural moron who can barely even read>get a picturesque view of the sky out your window every nightIt's honestly not fucking fair
>>202718372killed a man in malaysia in 2015
>>202718372genuinely couldnt reply as i think it'd violate a number of laws
>>202718409caged that transexual in waiting
>>202718409ok mr boring>>202718429you dirty bastard>>202718439a person? or a malaysian?
>>202718354*uses my ancient abo magic to send it flying back towards you,
>>202718430I remember getting a telescope and being really excited then realised that stars still look like specks even through one.
>>202718372Reckon a disconcerting number of lads here have viewed CP
Farcry 3. Good game. Good music. Good memories.
>>202718372Shat myself at toil and hid my stinky poo poo underwear behind the toilet bowl (no, wiping up definitely wasn't an option, they had to go)I actually checked a few days later and it was gone, the poor cleaner who had to see that
>>202718501*catches it**lures you to sleep with a digeridoo*
>>202718515not reallybe quiet
Taking a lot of things to my grave me. Wouldn’t even confess them on an anonymous anime forum.
>>202718512something you want to tell us noncelad?
would happily date a chinese girl but only if she had a perfect english accent how about you lads?
>>202718549Nah. Now what?
>>202718540*keeps myself awake with clap sticks*
>>202718510yeah but you can see the constellations init amd if you do a read up on the stars and what they're like it's fun being able to point them out cause you know what's going on all those light years away
>>202718372used my granddad's laptop when i was 13 to watch porn and deleted all cookies to cover my tracks so he lost the login session to his online chess account where he had 10k's games and never got it backthat or smuggling drugs
>>202718524Why did you shit yourself?
Thinking back to the time my mates got a hold of weed for the first time. We all walked to a quiet spot in the woods and said we'd smoke a little and pass it to the left. I was shitting myself so I stood to the right of the guy with the joint on him so I would go last. As the spliff made it's way closer and closer to me, the panic set in and I bottled it. I told the lads I needed a wee and ran off behind a nearby tree. Once I saw the first lad to smoke had got the spliff back, I went back to the circle and basically skipped my turn. But then it managed to do a second pass round and I just went for it. Wasn't the best of weed puff spliffs i've had honestly. I then went home and drowned myself in Lynx Africa and banged a full pack of Trident gum outside my front door to mask the smell
>>202718576shagged a couple of ching changswouldn't date one regardless of their english skills, for me it can only be an english lass to settle down with
>>202718586
>>202718524fucking hell
>>202718593Sadly I got bored very quickly, but it was fun standing in the garden at night having a look. The hedgehogs used to come out sniffing round me.
>>202718576want a slutty chinese lass with a manc accent like the one I saw on Catchphrase the other day
corr imagine if they both got obliterated by a 747
>>202718654nun you could do
>>202718651
>>202718576boring. at least say "black girl" to make it interesting
>>202718600Was an accident desu, was meant to fart while I was having a piss and it was far looser back there than I expected, was practically liquid and I didn't tense up fast enough when I realised it got out, had an emergency shit straight away but the damage was done
>>202718623I'd be happy to settle down with one but only if they're taoist or (mahayana) buddhist
sitting on a dildo
some fat cunt is sitting on me
Started typing out a story then deleted it because I got depressed thinking back to secondary school, it was a miserable period of my life I don't want to relive.
>>202718362>>202718683Yeah living in a van is fucking rank and normally only attempted by the mentally unwell. I would like to give it a go but how many times can I drive up to Skye and Applecross and all thatLike Foresty Forest seems like a nice enough guy (you can tell he's very shy) but I bet his van fucking REEKS
>>202718515FC5 outdoes it slightly.I've been wondering if 4 or 6 is as good.
>>202718372Had a wank in the train station toilets. Could hear people on the platform from the toilets and it was quite busy but my train was delayed and I was bored and horny. Spaffed up the wall and just walked off
I support your transition.
£50 in my bank left
ex-gf reckoned I was out of order for wanking a couple of times a day even when we shaggedI think this is pretty normal for anyone under 40, but people get a skewed perspective because the oestrogen infested lads swarm to say it's out of order (despite most people actually doing this)
lowering my balls onto the 5000 psi hydraulic press with a barely contained smile on my face. the night has just begun
>>202718751Tell us the story lad
the missus
>>202718754Where does he poo?
>>202718770>>202718770Sold a celica to a lad 3 years ago, that's my bank
Somewhat ironic how if I weren't a sexually depraved fedora and went to church regularly I would probably have a nice South Sudanese gf by now
>>202718594>he lost the login session to his online chess account where he had 10k's gameshe couldn't remember his own login details?
>>202718833Sudanese niggas are taking over australia ~~
day 2 of wearing my watch 24/7no discomfort so far
>>202718754Bit of vinegar will scran up that smell ladNot that I'm opposed to hapa fartsOnly way to make money, mind you
>>202718807£1000
Down to my last couple of grand. Should probably get one of those job things
>>202718792He's out in the middle of nowhere in Rockies in Canada and Alaska a lot of the time, so wherever he wants lel
>>202718372Crash the economy
bum fell off
used to wank in the work toilets everyday when I arrived because I'd get there before everyone>>202718754don't drive a van through applecross you'll just piss everyone off, slow enough with the tourists already
>>202718873What watch do you wear?
>>202718833would rather a taiwanese gf personally
Favourite cheese chaps?Got to be Red Leicester for me
love it when the lads tell a cheeky little story from their past
>>202718895
>>202718895Like balls on that chest isnt it
>>202718903some $200 citizen that charges in sunlight so i dont have to think about batteriesim only doing it because im sick of relying on my phone to check the time
Tourists should be banned from the Highlands.
>>202718780>lad at school says he's going to buy some weed and we should chip in>chip in a bit, never done drugs or anything>go to smoke it at park, see it's a little bag with green stuff in, someone rolls a spliff and gives it to me>have a few drags and get a head rush, think that's what weed is like>someone brings some massive floppy dildo thing as a joke and starts hitting people with it>people looking at me strangely and laughing a bit, refusing it when I offer it to them>saying stuff like 'lol your eyes look really red'>find out the next day that it was all just to prank me, it was actually parsley, the head rush was just from the fag>the money we chipped in went to buying the fucking dildo (which later got confiscated by a teacher because people were fighting with it)>they all found it hilarious but I somehow managed to shrug it off and they left me alone after seeing it didn't get a reactionMight sound funny but it was one of many things that really got to me at the time.
the older I get the more I realise its just about hard work I don't wanna work hard though I just want to drink and sleep
>>202718933Those aren't her tits you dumb computer
>>202718940GAMER FIST
>>202715795>>202715795
>>202718895>>202718933COR
>>202718948Sounds cool, citizen aren’t half bad for a first watch
the polish dentist woman was really nice to me today :] she made me feel good
>>202717715>>202717169>This is all you have. If you try and use more than 1 braincell (if you have any more) your brain might overheat.
>>202718951all local highlanders should be removed from the highlands and it turned into a tourist resort
0 wanks a day: puritans, the castrated, freaks1 wank: low-t 84 yo priests2 wanks: children and the terminally ill3 wanks: busy dads, soldiers in bunk beds4 wanks: rest day5 wanks: mondeo man, deano, man on the street, your dad6 wanks: the unemployed or virile7 wanks: high-t c-suite type a personalities, inventors, thinkers/dreamers8+ wanks: billionaires, titans of industry
>>202719141>8+ wanksyou're going to cum water
>>202719135did you spawn in from the 18th century
>>202715768I love birds
what happened there then
what’s he fucking playing at
what the arseing FUCK
>>202720627Janny saw I posted too good of a song and feared my euro DJ gigshttps://youtu.be/Q9ZBUtANFNQ?si=nA_Yo_QK8RWWLhlc
>>202720632>>202720632
act of terrorism
>>202720627Hes such an unbelievable faggotThats what
