wholesome edish
poo smells lmao
poo lol
>>202722532surely that isn't real
might pirate photoshop so I can make high quality 4chan shitposts again
“the pond” referring to the atlantic is a reddit phrase never heard it irl, only online from brits putting on that faux over the top british persona
Why would a security man have his knob out?
Alright shaggers, which game is most funWar Thunder or World of Tanks?
>>202722519My favourite Angela scene is the ASMR Fantasy one where she examines a man's anus and then tongues his dunghole
oh look at me i’m british we love queueing and tea and the nhs! we say cunt and it’s not offensive! we’re so quaint and british!
>>202722561World of Shagging
vpnyank meltdown
>17k dislikeswhat causes this
>>202722554The door handle has come off and it needs replacing, otherwise the building won't be secure. Obviously.
>>202722561>alright shaggers,>[question about the most virgin games in existence]
>>202722553i agree, always cringe when i hear it
apply yourselves
>>202722561tying up the gf and fisting both of her holes
>>202722519I love british bands>madness>queen>smiths>clashid love to visit london all of the uk. so much kino has come from it
>>202722616only thing i’ll be applying is my cock up your arse mate
>>202722554For the British man to respond in kind
>>202722553No it isn't, fuckwit
>>202722622If you’ve never been to the UK why are you posting here
Genuinely upset at how shit my life keeps getting and at this point I think it's just bad luck and not my fault.From big things like randomly getting ball cancer and having to have a testicle removed or being made redundant from every job I liked due to them closing, to little things like stepping in dog shit or dropping something and it landing in exactly the right position for it to break something.God is playing cruel tricks on me.
>>202722628the white man marches on
>>202722667your chakras are out of alignment
>>202722622madness are fucking shite
>>202722667Try realigning your arse chakra
The ideal man is a philosopher, farmer, soldier and father
>>202722553it's an old phrase.the atlantic is the smallest ocean in the world, and the english channel is the largest
>>202722622>madness
waheeeey, hello all
>>202722553>never heard it irlyou'd have to go outside to do that
My favourite noisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF1SmQcJrM8
>>202722665I am a anglophile i find anglo culture cool and awesome
NIGHT BOAT TO CAIIROOOOO
>>202722706my ideal bf is good at tech support and cooking
>>202722741This but it's all our bollocks slapping against spaino's fat arse
racist horseplay
>medicinal wine made by monks>only known because it makes Jocks go mental
You surely have heard of the Gini coefficient but you had no idea that he was a fascist. You know now.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corrado_Gini
>>202722622In primary school there was this autistic freak kid who had a minder and was always bouncing off the walls and shrieking I remember one day he brought a CD player and headphones and was wearing it in class and the teacher wanted him to take it off and he said something like "NOO BUT I WANT TO LISTEN TO MADNESS"Since then I hadn't heard of that band until decades later and it reminded me of him. unsurprisingly they're shite.
>>202722785I was going to make a joke about his name, but I bottled it
>>202722782is it good?
I bought three books and five DVDs from the charity shop earlier
grenuinely surprised by /brit/'s madness hate today
my house is actually on the *end* of my street, so I can't really sing along to that particular song in good conscience
>>202722842its pretty popular here but man when i visit the uk it would be cool. i know people on brit are just bitter assholes
>>202722846good lad
>>202722842I saw them live in 2012, supported by Man Like Mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG6JaOBBytk
>>202722785>Following the war, he founded the Italian Unionist Movement, which advocated for the annexation of Italy by the United States.
good chance im married this time next yeargives me the fear
>>202722859most people online are bitter assholes, because they are either complete wasters with nothing going for them or stressed out people who use anonymity to vent in that way
>>202722846My house is on the side of the street not in the middle so I can't either
>>202722859that's people on 4chan in generalremember who you're dealing with on here
>>202722879I am on here because i failed life at 21 I can write a bible on why i failed
>>202722842baggy trousers is even more annoying than crazy frog
>>202722820don't know - never tried it
>>202722706and where do you fit into this? are you one of those who thinks that being teetotal will get you somewhere?
>>202722834>2024>owning physical media
>>202722878What's his name x
>>202722859You won't find well adjusted normal functioning humans sat here posting frogs at 0:37am friday morning local time
>>202722905im going to tell you for like the fifth time that you are a literal baby at 21 and that you still have atleast 10 years to fix your shit
eating some meat (cock)
Swarthy people are bad at maths. People who are good at are pale.
>>202722897still i hope one day i save whats left of my youth and go on a europe trip i know almost everyone has to do it
how much body hair is it acceptable for a bloke to have
>>202722873nice>>202722878that's life mate (congratulations btw)
>>202722527
just found out that it's brit's fault mason and phil are free
>>202722919your considered old when your 25 you dick weed
>>202722944*you're*you're
I want to beat up a British manReckon I could do so extremely easily
>>202722944you're*and no, people dont take you seriously until you are in your 30s. stop being retarded, get off /brit/ and do something with your life
>>202722926indians, persians, arabs, babylonians all made great mathematical achievements
>>202722952need a yank to box my nuts like this lasshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1727370392403920.webm
>>202722943
>>202722541It is Comments are lit no registration needed https://afru.com/women-smell-trans-inclusivity/?unapproved=7827&moderation-hash=bf848e5519456200b31dbfcbe96f93d9#comment-7827
>>202722944You’reNo wonder you’re a fucking failure, I work with 19-20 year old apprentices who will be journeymen in 2 years making 70-80k
Brits are Freezypop
Future Sound of London - Papua New GuineaORChicane - Saltwater
>>202722967all were pale back then
>>202722980Harry Champion - Little Bit of Cucumber
>>202722969>15No fucking way
>>202722960i tried i can't get a job i am practically held at gun point into doing a major i hate and going to college for something i despise i am gonna leave my dad at my first oppurinty and make sure to flush his shitty heart meds to
>>202722952I'm soft, flabby and meekpummel me in the guts daddy-o
>>202722938he's not wrong - all crime pretty much becomes legal if you have enough money
>>202723008OMG
>>202722978i want to do that but guess what if i do it then i get zero support from anyone lmao
>>202723008
>>202722999:)
>>202722782can’t beat a bottle of supersonic wreck the hoose juice commotion lotion a bottle of wit the fuck you looking at
>>202722999vineboom.mp3
>>202722999https://www.tiktok.com/@caramancarla/video/7302798348753390881
>>202722926russians are fairly swarthy but some of them were good at math
Put your shoes on.
>>202722999they're putting something in the water for sure
>>202722998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JC6_d4TQak
>telling team at work I will be off for next 3 days>“will be off Monday until Wednesday, but I might end up working Tuesday - will let you know”>new woman looks confused and says what>say I am off but I will possibly be working one of those days>asks how I can be off but working at the same time>say it’s just that I am away but one day my gf will have to work remote so I may do the same>asks if I am working or not>tell her not to worry about it, I will let her know on the day if I am coming onlineDawned on me mid conversation she’s extremely IQ and cannot understand hypotheticals, always thought it was a meme that some people are so stupid hypotheticals don’t make sense but I guess it’s real
mental how every other evolutionary path resulted in some dumb runt organism mogged by humans
>>202723049>russians are fairly swarthyyou are one dumb cunt aren't you
>>202722519i amd ropping out of school the second i can and basically leaving my entire family behind then doing trade school
>>202723065not one fucking word
>>202723028Why do you need support you fucking child just do it holy shit you little bitch
>zoomer trannies
>>202723086link?
come october it will be nearly 2 years since i’ve put my willy in a fanny
>>202723084its almost as if times are rough and i can't find a job even a wagie one
>>202723090
>>202723110Will you be providing it or not?
>>202722978> 19-20 year old apprentices who will be journeymen in 2 years making 70-80kktim but i’ll be making 28k
The ideal man is norwooding
>>202723121where is the ideal man in brazil to be found
I could be wrong, I could be rightI could be black, I could be white
>>202723120they make a lot but not that much trust me he basically ups the number every time he speaks
>>202723073If you aren’t smart you aren’t going to make it in any decent tradeMy team are all aircraft electricians and we can all read and draw prints of aircraft, if something like this confuses you then you aren’t gonna make it because this is a very small system of a much larger whole that is the aircraft
3 weeks dieting destroyed ate a whole load of bread with mayonnaise
>>202723134just bread and mayo?
>>202723134not necessarily unless the calorie deficit was extremely small
>>202723134get on the skinny jab mate (ozempic/wegovy)spenny but works
>>202723132No I don’t you fool look at WG-10 federal wages, you get an immediate promotion to WG-10 upon graduation on top of all the federal benefitsIn fact go to USAjobs and search aviation safety inspector, all wages are public
>>202723133i am doing hvac or plumbing
>>202723144yes
Might move to the good ol' State of Georgia
>>202723134>with mayonnaisewat
>>202723175That’s way too close to me for my comfort
absolute nonsense coming out of upper management as usual
>>202723134just keep at it and start working out
>>202723068lmao triggered swarthoid russians have asian admixture
some of these women look utterly easy these days need to get my act together stop being a skinny little alcoholic wanking runt and get my shagging career started again
>>202723147when i'm at my leanest i'm still this fat
>>202723119
Always wondered what that thing is next to Audrey here...some type of coffee machine?
>>202722554for the insecurity man (me) to suck it
>>202723249That’s an espresso machine
new creps lads
feel like SHIT
>>202723289THATS HITLER!!
>>202723298that's literally hitler
queening out as im mothering all over rorke
>>202723312>everyone is literally Hitler nowstfu leftypol freak
>>202723008somehow similar yet very different love it when humans / animals are bewildered by the other's (re)action
>>202722970miss the way we memed before online
moRIZZey
anything in life worth striving for requires such a gargantuan input of effort that it isn't worth even starting to bothermakes me want to kms
I call on Israel and Hezbollah. Stop the violence. Step back from the brink
>>202723134just vomit it out lmao easiest trick in the book, tickle the back of your throat and hey presto
I can't stop farting and shitting 3 times a day
>>202722970>>202723343
the dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb-l846W8Gg
>>202723379you think its a joke but we used to print out our porn. cropping the tits out of multiple women so there was a centipede titty abomination. all in black and white too because color ink was expensive.
>>202723357it's all just one step at a time lad
might smoke some marriage iguana
>>202723413
>>202723432prefer pints of beer me
>>202723134thats fineonly 1000, 2000 caloriesall hope is not lostjust get back on the wagonyou can do it
this winter I will go to the Milton Keynes snozone and finally learn to ski
any observably depressed man in
but yeah i made the dumb mistake of listening to my dad and doing one more semester of college and then doing trade school
You should've never gone to Hollywood.
>>202723485I used to go to one near Glasgow and it's shut now.
bit grim how everything tasty is catastrophic for your health
>>202723485>milton keynes snozonebelieve that was in an episode of the highly acclaimed tv show "Brum"seem to recall the titular car (Brum) chasing some baddies around the venue
Officially stopped drinking 2 days agoAbsolutely splitting fucking headache all day
>>202723527Steak and eggs aren't
>>202723527I made a Cajun seasoning that I throw on a bunch of shite and it makes the food tastier without making it bad for me.
Ethically speaking, how should we treat mongs?
honestly if i was born in some place in europe i could basically never have to work hard and just be a bum and travel around
>>202723542good lad
>>202723578Says a lot about you when you aspire to be a bumJust go be a bum in the woods and stop being a burden to everyone else
What degree do you have and are you happy you did it?
>>202723578yeah enjoy your life going nowhere then and rotting in some grim council flat living off state handouts don’t get people that drum up the neet lifestyle, it’s one of poverty, regret and isolation
>>202723494I support your transition
Uhhhh wat so intrestig abt a gurlz tumy enywey o_O
>>202723595that's personal xbut yes i'm happy I did it, if only because degrees are basically what you need for an entry level white collar job these daysIt helped give me a good start
>>202723604eh i know someone from sweden who accepted handouts and went to spain and japan with them while doing nothing but playing games and jerking foff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAHHJZk20QI
>>202723432severely wish i had some weed love it but mumbergs reign of terror has prohibited me smoking it lest she kicks me out of the house and i can’t afford to live on my own yet
>>202723604good lad
>>202723607honestly when i get hvac after 2 years i will be able to scavenge what's left of my youth
>>202723617yeah sounds very fulfilling and memorable that
>>202723641good ladkeeping him honest
screaminghttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726942613725070.webm
>>202723577we do not give or take rights based on someones intelligence level
>>202723616Just say what you studied. It's not doxable information. xx
>>202723658GOOD ladevery human being should be treated with dignity
>>202723648guffawed - that was 20 solid seconds
>>202723641ah yes wageslaving until youre a geriatric is memorable and fullfilling because, uhhhh, uhmm...
working class spastics on snapchat with their hairdresser and construction jobs posting their financed merc with self fitted interior LEDs thinking they’ve made it and are somehow well off now cause they drive a 21 plate A class that fleeces thempity the bastards
>>202723680what about sir jim
>>202723692deanoooooo
BBC
>>202723707classical american post
>>202723685it’s either or pal i thought you’d have learned this by the time you were 12 like everyone else unless you’re born into wealth it’s make something of yourself and earn your own money, which you could potentially get quite good at and become a respected professional or rot away wanking and living in poverty dependent on a measly state payment that you constantly need to play cat and mouse to stay on top of so they don’t sanction you working is the better off two options and at least has some pride attached to it. unless you’re rich you have to work and making your own path is far more respectable than being some pathetic neet dosser
I'm a plain speakin' engine and I believe in plain speakin'
>>202723748reckon duncan votes reform or snp?
drinked two monster cans now my hands are shaking
third way:save up bennies and trade stocks on robinhood
what is it with melanated people and adding loads of snaps to their story
>>202723770post thighs
theres that constant deliberate banging on the ceiling again
>>202723767wonder if they extended the franchise to steam engines on sodor
The future of Albion is full of potential
>>202723641I am demoralized a little because i am constantly called worthless and the only reason i accepted college was because i was on the verge of homelessness and need some help
got to be up for toil in little over 4 hours. basically resigned to not getting fuck all sleep
thinkin about them slanty eyed fellas over in ching chong land. screamin.
>>202723812you're thinking about australians?
>>202722541>Microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual womenhttps://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2695466/
>>202723825nah mate nah nah nah yeah nah oi nah
>>202723789your surround system is 6 hours in to a 10 hour hitler speeches compilation no wonder
Yeah but I'm talking about those BASED black guys!
>>202723808ah yes
>>202723793haha wtf i didnt know they had their own celtic language mad
i'm 29 and my only friend is some 20 year old zoomer i toil with and he's had way more sex than me, god my life sucks
>you're thinking about australians?
>Based on Gram stain the majority of smears revealed a mixed microflora that had some similarity with bacterial vaginosis (BV) microflora>Our study is the first to describe the microflora of the penile skin-lined neovagina of transsexual women. >It reveals a mixed microflora of aerobe and anaerobe species usually found either on the skin, in the intestinal microflora or in a BV microflora.
>>202723812odd wee blokes they are find the tamils and sri lankans particularly intriguing though loads of tiny brown fellas running around in 34 degree heat yabbering away in their nonsensical languages on their little motorbikes praying to elephants and such
>>202723648why did he just keep watching it? dont get it
SO IF YOU'RE LONELY
>>202723880he wasn't looking at the monitor
>>202723857yeah that shit gets tolkien-esque if you go down the rev w awdry rabbit hole (which I admit I have done)
>>202723857manx a sub branch of gaelic but it’s spelt much more closer to english
might have to go to a methadone clinic, i think i'm addicted to opioids
>>202723867if he's your mate he should be wingmanning youget amongst it lad
>>202723893ohnot sure why his dumb friend didnt notify him immediately instead of just stare at him like that definitely cost them the stream wherever it was being hosted
>>202723921bloody hell opioidlad told you this would happen
>>202723846was too tired today. slept in late. had a nap. ate too light early on and too heavy in the evening. the fucked up thing is i went to bed at half 9 and was dozing off for an hour fine. got up for the toilet and a drink and been unable to sleep. ive had enough rest but the more i cant sleep the more im dreading the day and the likely mental exhaustion.
mental how AI's biggest haters are the alphabet folk on twitter
>>202723955yeah im sure youre a reel scientist not like those redditors, right
>>202723974shut up nerd
why are americans so homosexual? even if they are not openly flamboyant homos like may of them are, they are seemingly obsessed with cocks and faggots and arsesfor instance, a typical threat in the Uk would be >fuck off you cunt i’ll break your jaw you fat spastic compared to america >FUCK YOU HOMIE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER ILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! Literal Paki tier insults. Also notice that geopolitical discussions between Americans always seems to devolve into whichever nation is sucking the cock or is the “bitch” of another one. Always some weird gay dominance dynamic going on. I reckon it’s something to do with mass circumcision as infants.
>>202723938based reece
>>202723955the misspelling of worshipper here really annoys me and works against the point of the meme
>sodor had a population of 177,000 in the 1951 census>it had 1,019,748 in the 2021 censusfucking hell shouldve invested in sudric industryhow long till it overthrows the shackles of lancashire and annexes it
sometimes i'll go to pol if something newsworthy has happened and i've noticed that they're often unable to detect basic sarcasm
>>202724016it’s always >HAPPENING, WW3 HAS BEGUN!or>HAPPENING , YANK POLITICIAN SAID XYZ!Interspersed with posts about black willies, women and soppy millennial nostalgia bollocks
>>202724004spose that's what happens when thatcher shuts downs all the mines on the mainland but sodor manages to keep their quarries going
>>202723983>>FUCK YOU HOMIE, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER ILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!no one says this other than maybe wiggers or mexican teenagers for the question i think homosexuality is seen as very negative because of of the country's religious history
Why is the tyrannical option called "Cromwellian" when the kings before Cromwell would dissolve parliament, supercede the judiciary, and levy taxes on a whim
>>202724016the yanks there are even dumber than the ones here and that's saying something
>>202724050why have you bit off my foreskin with your bare teeth?
>>202723921You should go to narcotics anonymous meetings
>>202724050dunno
>>202724050do you actually know what cromwell did
>>202724050don't knowdon't care
>>202724050Dunno mate never made it Think it was more to do with religious puritan autism and genocide which Cromwell was known for (killed a lot of Irish people apparently)
atleast a quarter of the posters on pol are bots or ai generated
>>202724061nah there's always some bullshit undertone of turning to jesus and i don't believe in that rubbish
>>202724056very angry toothey'll tell you to kill yourself almost immediately
>killed a lot of Irish people
I applied for the job corp because honestly i have nothing in my life and fuck it
>>202724050royalist propaganda
i was there and i'll tell you cromwell wanked his cock to the bloody wick, lost my respect forever
Barratt Homes are the last gasp of Aryan expansion and families in the UK but /brit/ is too low IQ to see it
alri
>>202724060Why is Beowulf able to defeat an almost-human opponent like Grendel (although he is described as a demon, he is still a descendant of Cain), but fails to overcome the more primeval or elemental enemy in the form of the Worm Dragon? What does it indicate about the Anglo Saxon perspective on nature and heroism?
>>202724079I thought the same but there genuinely isn’t, they’re not affiliated with any religion. I’ve had my first 2 meetings this week after my mate persuaded me
>>202724107hiya :3
>Double tragedy as schoolboy, 12, and his grandfather, 66, are found dead inside tent during family camping trip in Wales
>>202724107GET OUTTA HERE! GO ON GET!
>>202724104would rather they rejuvenate our decaying highstreets rather than pave over what little countryside we have left with these ugly, space-inefficient, poorly-made boxes
>>202724111do you prefer sniffing your armpit scent or your ballsack scent?
>>202724104this image is very artificial looking
>Kaicy Rakai Zelden Brown, 12, and his 66-year-old grandfather David Brown, died in a suspected accidental carbon monoxide poisoning.
ahe he posted the tragedy with some bradleys
>>202724131I'm off to Burlington Arcade to purchase a blue alpine hat and to sneer at a silver cow creamer, can I get you anything while I'm there before my date at the Ritz?
>>202724130those high streets were built in a time when coal mines were full and britain was one of the most powerful nations on the planet you can’t simply “rejuvinate” them like it’s simcity
>>202724153
>>202724111Grendel was much smaller than the Dragon, also Beowulf was older when he fought the Dragon.In this regard it's a fairly standard Bildungsroman and I think you're reading too much into it.
haha he did another one! xD
>>202724155foreskin restoration cream
why does /brit/ affect this put on blokey white van driver candence when making political points?
>>202724117well there's NA meetings in the communty centre just a 2 minute walk up the road from my house every thursday night i think, might as well scope it out but only because it's conveniently-located
unsurprising the miserable cunts of /brit/ wouldn't rate madnessthey've got fun envy
>text based forum>cadence
>>202724206it must be love is an all time bangerthe rest of their songs are very very silly
ah look, they’re posting the same rehashed images of the chase presenter pretending it’s the height of humour again
that post was so dense that I'm not even going to dignify it with a response
>>202724222>they'reare you having a giraffe
>>202724222aren't you a buzzkill
>Screen-Shot-2020-12-30Almost four years he's been at it
>>202724222
just popped some opioids and i'm feeling really good right now even though i'm really itchy and there's an uncomfortable tenderness to most of my muscles
>pretending
managed to get lost on the drive home that i've done hundreds of times
>>202724255mate…
>>202724255give us some
>>202724191Nothing to lose lad
Need a shave
>>202724276I shaved an hour ago
>>>/gif/27919811
can’t imagine the type of people that watch the x factor and ant and dec literal amazonian tribesman tier consciousness
had the pleasure of being shaved by a barber with a proper old school straight razor, fuck me that's a good shave, i'd invest in one myself but i know i'd immediately nick my jugular and die
>>202724301good lad yes quite enjoy the proper barber shave
why the fuck is it so difficult to get good crime statistic for london? everything is only from 2015.
nothing gayer than letting another man shave you
>>202724311jews innit
>>202724292it's like when people watch that show gogglebox
>>202724285Poo smells
>>202724285irl shitposting
>Poo smellslmao
new>>202724353>>202724353>>202724353
>>202724357how have you linked it that early
>>202722975The comments got a laugh out of me. Perhaps there is still life in the west yet?
