dogberg edition
mum's after the digestives again
poo smells hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
this is a chemist's not a joke shop
>>202724384it's JOKER'S SHOP you goose
>>202724380Sharting
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
lad at toil is 36 and is a perfect example of what I will become if I don't find a passion and purpose in my life. He has the same issue as me where he can't decide on anything that is perfect so he talks himself out of any plans. Grim!
>>202724380hahaha you didn't get the first post
>>202724398What do you want to do with your life?
>>202724378*BOING BOING*doth thine mumbury fancy a SHAG?
geese are beautiful exquisite creatures
thank you yank anon i am starting hvac school and doing after this semester. if my dad says anyting about it i will him to go fuck himself
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>202724424yeah nice one cheers ireland
>>202724407As far as making money is concerned I'm still unsure. Life in general? being a family man and having lads would be great.
>>202724424that the cuck, maga and pepe memes just reached ireland is it
>>202724398yeah but the thing is you can't really just create either of those things. especially passion
>>202724451>having lads would be greatI would say "off to the pub with you ASAP" but you don't really have those
>>202724451How old are you?
Cuck was a good insult but overusedLoved that period where leftypol was flipping out over it and was like>errr actually you nitwit being a cuckold is a perfectly valid lifestyle!Even he realized it wasn’t a hill to die on
>>202724496I have a passion for Total Aryan Victory but unfortunately I'm a working class runt
honestly i am depressed beyond salvation because i applied to a total of 400 jobs in my area and only got 4 interviews
>>202724506almost 25
Holy kino
>>202724507it was and still is a part of chronically online discourse
>>202724533>bharat homes
>>202724527oh for goodness' sake lad you're still young. Put some work in, experiment with a few hobbies and give stuff a go, work on bettering yourself, keeping up your hygiene, and most importantly, off to the pub with you ASAP
This was the pinnacle of comedy when I was 14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wau8ErpUmgk
>>202724563i hate this argument i am not even the anon i am 21 and still can't even get a wagie job to experience life i might debt max then kill msyelf
>>202724533this is considered “making it” in the uk. someone in the uk living in this house is considered middle class. this is success, while sipping birra moretti, watching billionaire teams represent former english towns and cities in the premier league and occasionally visiting a european city on holiday this is what the young british worker has to aspire to. aussies and yanks don’t know how good they have it.
>>202724563Not giving up at all, the bleak reminders only make me more motivated.
looking at the statistics
>>202724581>yanks don’t know how good they have itBeg to differ but appreciate the mention nonetheless.
>>202724599please fuck off
>>202724579>21then you have even less reason for excuses>>202724587good lad
>>202724608sneed
>>202724581what are you talking about? I am 21 and only started taking shit seriously i doubt i will be sucessful but i want to try trade school
>>202724590interesting. wonder what the reasons are for that
>>202724623Hi, this is a message from your future self: don't you fucking do it! Go to college!!!!
>>202724581>aussies and yanks don’t know how good they have itI do, and I'm often reminded by my english expat matesvery grateful to be here
>>202724623i’m a 20 year old apprentice network/telecoms/fibre engineer and you’ll make far more than me at the same job than i would here, and could with your job get a much larger house and better QoL than the equivalent pay would get you in the United Grimdom
>>202724639college is a scam now most white collars job will be automated while blue collar chads like me will be making money
>>202724639and study what
is ugly art ever justified
get me off this fucking island man i’m going off my nut
>pasta takeaway
>>202724620my youtuh is mostly gone i know most people spent their early 20s having fun and going on massive trips or partying. I haven't had friends since highschool or talk to anyone unless i have to
>>202724664a lot of it looks nice
>>202724668come over here then
>>202724675melodramatic little twat
>>202724675>my youth is mostly goneat 21? taking the pissreckon this self-defeating attitude of yours is what's really doing you in
>>202724675>people spent their early 20s having fun and going on massive trips or partyinghow did they afford it
>>202724652Screencap this response and reference in 20 years. Mass automation of white collar work is not going to happen, that is simply PR fluff in order to draw speculative investment from wealthy groups and individuals who dream of not having to pay workers.
>>202724633it's utterly inexplicable how the average murder rate of 318 per million in the 60s has almost doubled to 610 per million in the 20s. Economic movements beyond my comprehension, unfortunately
>>202724681yeah let me just jump on the plane to australia and land with a job and gaff sorted from the get go not that easy mate
>looking at a 4chan screencap i took 20 years agoYES! HAH! I WAS RIGHT!
>>202724655Whatever you are interested in?
dont think the 21 year old twot is real. probably the same self hating brazilian schizophrenic playing a character. 190 esque
>>202724702I will be honest my dad and mom were both very abusive so i have no confidence. its kind of hard to have a back bone when you told you are worthless and punched >>202724706i don't know i just see on instagram or what my cousin tells me
>>202724719especially when you consider guns have only been more tightly controlled since the 60s
>>202724728honestly who is this brazilian? part of me wants to learn Portuguese to fuck with you
50mg of ketamine straight up the sniffer
>>202724721yeah you say that but I know a shitload of English expats-turned-permanent-residents who said they did just that
>>202724745mmm it's almost like social trust and cohesion is falling about and has been since the 60s... but why could that be? forever a mystery it would seem.
*enters /brit/*
>>202724737sorry to hear - go out and prove them wrong
>>202724775honestly i really want to see the world but can't i want to get a job and save up for it
>>202724775they’re talking shite
>>202724769maybe dont do drugs and choose life instead?
>>202724799yeah that's usually how it works if you want to go travelling
>>202724819ketamine is good for treating depression
>>202724727mental advice
snoze 4 times consecutively
>>202724819
>>202724828i honestly want to see europe and new zealand while i am young because i know it will be worse for me to wait to see it. I just want to new zealand so i can see middle earth
>>202724834that's junk science and the newest fad. stop doing drugs
can not stand my brother's wife
>>202724866why's that
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1726778878078234.webmi know this isn't funny but i can't stop howling at it for some reason
>>202724863genuinely just don't understand this when women are much better looking
>>202724872she’s a fat ugly WHORE!Yeah that’s right I said it!
>>202724863is that charlie veitch
the weekend is almost upon us
whoa this ket is strong, i better not be about to k hole on a measily 50mg
>>202724874cunt actually brought to tears hahahaha
>>202724874mental how people treat the n word like it’s sacrilegious literally like voldemort out of harry potter ridiculous really
>>202724851
>>202724887woah
>>202724874to be fair they can get banned for stuff like that
>>202724901you’ve fucked your brain up and you’re never going to be sober again
i know this isn't funny but i can't stop howling at it for some reasonhttps://is2.4chan.org/gif/1727279093813847.webm
might do a late night poo
>posting in this shithole while doing hard drugs to ostensibly treat depression Hope it's a LARP
ghost jobs are insane right now because most job listings you see now are fake here. its actually bad
>>202724984shut it
feel like i need a piss but nothing comes out
>>202724981you know i hate this bullshit because they realize rent in most tech hubs is 2500 to 3000 dollars
this is just incredible mental illness why won't the janny reign these freaks in? it's blatant avatar/signature usage, extremely low quality, and spamming.it's all just one guy.
>>202725015who cares if it keeps him happy
>>202724981it's humour how us europeans are so spiteful of america for their ideals, and bitter about their success - yet the vast majority of us don't realise that their enduring success is largely the consequence of these aforementioned ideals
>>202724981Vae victisThe civilised parts of Europe have been American vassals since 1945
>>202725015>it's blatant avatar/signature usage, extremely low quality, and spamming.It's none of those thing though.
>>202725041the vast majority of their success is a combination of right place, right time millions of western europeans under a single government expanding across an entire continent full of resources at the critical time of the beginning of industrialisation made america an economic powerhouse that could steamroll europe that was destroying itself in the world wars and naturally rich uncle sam with all his might and industry could come in and save the day and insert himself as the economic and military leader of western civilisation that’s why america rules the world. not “ideals”
Nigga sneed
I was born in Israel
never heard of p diddy until this week
>>202725090Spaino!Spaino! Spaino! SPAINO!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s the missus?? Hope you and your sexy wife are enjoying the warm breezes of España (that’s Spain for you monolingual toads out there). Holidays can be busy, so don’t forget to take care of your island on Animal Crossing™: New Horizons! Also make sure to sneak in a few Rocket League games to stay sharp, wouldn’t want your beautiful wife to start mugging you off. Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only got about thirty minutes a day to come catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, Spainers. Cheers mate x
>>202725100ok boomer
love this channel, great stuffhttps://youtu.be/feOlqEMKivY?si=CAqEL6HuACe2zitF
>>202725116no one says that anymore
>>202724872arrogant self-absorbed bitch
>>202725129i just did though?
>>202725139and you're no one
>>202725015but spamming bradley is ok? poo smells poster is doing gods work
I have major autism and mental retardation. So I just spent my evening making this in MS paint.Thoughts?
no thugs in our house are there dear we made that clear
>>202725164not reading that
>>202725151more important than you
>>202725125Always resented him ever since he did a contest for alt history scenarios that he'd put in a video and I put loads of effort into my entry and instead he just picked memey shit like "Hitler becomes US President".
need to lose weight, im disgusting
>>202725164lmao
>>202725174aren't
Just did one solid thick piece of poo. Like a work of art it is
>>202725164Terrible You should have learned a better drawing tool so you could make it not completely illegible
haha what are they like x
Didn't even have to wipe. Fuck me lads it's like a once in a lifetime poo
>>202725182don’t think he did this
>>202725223how much to rim both of them?
>>202725200>>202725220Those ones are so good, I know exactly what your talking about.
>>202725219people who say weed is harmless are liars
gymtoil looms
>>202725200>>202725220eating raw carrots will give you this more frequentlyindigestible fibres n that
>>202725219both are fucking grim - honestly. teetotallers sussed that one out 200 years ago
pootoil looms
Derren Brown
I'm high and I could use a burger right about now
>>202725266boring freak
>>202725266alcohol is okay in moderation
feel sometimes like just going up to a random member of the public, saying something random, dancing then immediately walking away stern faced like nothing happened
i'm more of an amphetamines fella myself
>>202725308That'd be so awesome
>>202725299so is weed
might travel around the world but my unique twist is i'll be a human toilet
>>202725325gaybo
>>202725308https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW2PikywNlA
>>202725325What does that mean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMh8KcWtYkM
At the Panda Express yeah? Bloody noodles and rice have MORE calories than Chinese chicken. How about double the Chinese chicken and forget the noodles, yeah? Yes, my pet. Anything for master! Delightful!
>>202725325>>>/gif/27919811
>>202725342imageboard not linkboard
att uho dor isc oeh
>>202725372uhhhh k-kino...?
>>202725384
here have my cringe paper on what i would do if i became leader of a country >unions are allowed to beat up bosses>you should be allowed to own any gun>all politicans should have their emails, texts and calls open to anyone>we should be allowed to tar and feather anyone
for me it's I'm on drugs
>>202725222He did.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39gtg2KfgUThis was the video of the entries he chose.Full of low-effort shit that likely took ten minutes to write. I spent DAYS on my entry.
>>202725404favorite michael ian black moment was when he said he doesn't need to do the crossword in pencil he just uses a pen HAHAHAHAHAHAH
alright that ket was stronger than i would've liked, coming down now, fuck metime to pop some opioids and make everything ok again
you'll be envious to know that i'm eating uncle ben's rice right now and you aren't
been a bit girl crazy lately lads
favorite tim and eric moment was when they did that ad for absolut vodka and zach galifianakis shouted I DON'T WANT TO COME HERE ANYMORE ! THE HOT TUB'S TOO HOT !
>>202725451lachlan
>>202725438last had ket a couple weeks ago and still getting the ocassional blood in my snotdon't think I bashed it enough
>>202725443raicist mong hx2rt
>>202725443Why did they take the black man off their packets and advertising
>>202725468he's gone mate
>>202725464That was a good episode
>>202725438when do you turn into a chimp monster like in the movie altered states starring william hurt?
>>202725485oh you're not him?in any case he was here yesterday or the day before
>>202725468>>202725485wasn't he getting tested for an STD recently(?)
let the dog in, turned my back for 5 minutes and it already started chewing up the place the goose
Hate Starmer me
>>202725509best getting it put down at that point
>>202725485lachie still comes here, but his dead giveaway is that he always uses a full stop after "lads" when he makes his first post
white people and black people are the main characters of the world the other races just get to observe
At the bus stop lads.
>>202725544this is a lachie-esque post
>>202725544any bowling today?
>>202725555
>>202725429maybe you were just shit
CORYNNNNHe just seems like a nice chap, yeah?
it's free real estate HAHAahhhh
>>202725537blacks weren't even introduced until season 16
not seen tobylad in a while
>>202725564stfu n00b before i pwn you with my uber leet hax
>>202725575those were the days
>>202725554I wrote it back when I was in sixth form a decade ago, I could write something far better now. But even back then it was still infinitely better than shit like a "Texas world monarchy" ran by Chuck Norris. Was genuinely fuming when I saw that made it into the video.
ken russell bumming the william hurt chimp monsterboth on ketamine in the isolation tank
Just found 3 hidden cans in my fridge
>>202725572
think if I listen to Talk Talk London 1986 Full Concert right now I might fall asleepneed something unsleepy
>>202725611you can't post the trains.
I don't often engage in particularly performative parts of sex: choking, slapping, throwing around, sticking fingers in her mouth, pulling hair, etc.I'll DO IT because I know girls like that kind of thing, but it doesn't do anything for me. Can be a little distracting having to remember to do these "tasks" in fact, but give and take. I wonder what performative things girls do for men.
catberg wouldn't shut the fuck up so booted his arse out into the rain
>>202725619
>>202725638lol
>>202725629this is real bad
>>202725372Absolutely revolting threadCartels are pure evil
I’ve eaten poo.
>>202725653hope there isn't any truth to that post
>>202725372
>>202725632I'll be taking him
gotta start doing cardio and stop being such a chubby cunt
Does anyone want to be my bf?
hmm.. if i forgo 4 hours sleep i can waste that time watching youtube slop and then be exhausted all of tomorrow...much to consider
>>202725668
ladies with wobbly arses
>>202725653I'm Irish
>>202725629yeah I'm the same I'm a humble shagman don't need all the bells and whistles
doing a have of a go
https://youtu.be/fLaZ9OD7q6g
>>202725629yeah, good lad>>202725694good lad>>202725697good lad
>>202725572he seems to have retreated back to /cum/
>>202725686aren't
>>202725705Good lad
>>202725671just walk a lot and lift. makes it easy
can i get a good lad
just a reminder to all our black and brown posters you are WELCOME here
naked anime women
>>202725729good lad (for getting amongst it)
>>202725729evil vile little insect creature you deserve the bottom of my boot
LOVELY bit of rain outsideVERY relaxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6iYcXynA4s
https://youtu.be/MWiC0ErlJN0
I managed to successfully fight off the urge to mention yank politics on /brit/ for an entire day
>>202725750*Licks the sole of your boot*Ooooh~
>>202725699i'm a rorke but this is such half-baked bullshit, everyone sees themself as the resistance, and also joe rogan is talking out of his arse
what's the worst dog breed?hard mode: no shitbulls
>>202725758
AM GONNA TAKE YOU TO A WINE BARA WINE BARWINE BARWINE BAR
>>202725784Bully XL
>>202725777The Chris Brown was a nice touch.
don't know
my dream is to bring dutch style horticulture to northern ireland
>>202725784YOUR MUM
>>202725784Idk. If I were to get one I'd consider picrel
>>202725784chihuahua
>>202725822
>>202725819knew I was too late KILL YOURSELF>>202725826
Men will never understand or experience the fart bubble going the forward way out lol
New bombshell survey just dropped.Many Catholics in the U.S. and Latin America Want the Church to Allow Birth Control and to Let Women Become Priestshttps://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2024/09/26/many-catholics-in-the-us-and-latin-america-want-the-church-to-allow-birth-control-and-to-let-women-become-priests/
eating crisps made from lentils and they're actually nicer than potato crisps
>>202725904tried them and they're shite
Never has it been more over than this.
>>202725914Shit taste
>>202725904no they aren'tbe quiet
>>202725899Still never giving up on Christ and His Church. Still never giving up on my life and my people.
>>202725923i don't they're just not that goodtolerable enough to eat but still shite
there used to be a lot more drugmongs in /brit/ years ago, wonder if they're all dead now
a tu thd ooi rso ce h
>>202725933set about that fucking clown
>>202725955they're all 30+ and friendless now
Just found out about this cool new character called Glamrock Chica, have y'all seen this? Heard About this? Anywho I came so hard to her which is surprising because it was my second one of the day.
lifeberg is finally starting to come together, got a car and a job lined up and a prospective gf, feeling pretty grouse right now
>>202725976hope it all falls apart for you
of course after I push the shit under the door I have to take it out again so I can poo of course
>>202725976b̶l̶o̶g̶ ̶o̶n GOOD lad
>>202725987yeah yeah whatever mate
Mates stop worrying about politics. You're just giving yourself a headache over shit you have no control of. Just let it go.
>>202725933are you saying papadams aren't nice
>>202725976Age?
>>202725976>grouse?
Do people actually enjoy porridge?
>>202725976I will pray for you friend please make it for all of us
>>202726021>food for 4 people>only 1 mug of tea
>>202726021what to ignore here:mushroomstomatoesbacon (because it isn't american streaky bacon)brown saucescran the rest
>>202726042mate i just had dinner and could still eat all of that no problem
>>202726057fat cunt
>>202726033I'm oatmeal onlyI'm OBCstrawberries and cream oatmeal is built for me
>>202726021>eating meat
>>202725976 i was like that oncethings can changehopefully not for you
>>202726057>eating dinner at half 3 at nightlardmericans, everyone
>>202725984HHL?
>>202726073what to ignore here:mushroomstomatoesbacon (because it isn't american streaky bacon)scran the rest
My breakfast of choice is avocado on marmite on toast
SEX ON THE BEACHCOMMON EVERYBODYSEX ON THE BEACH
Breakfast is Starbucks and an American spirit
god damn homosexuals make me sick
>>202726133irrelevant, off topic. nobody is forcing you to have gay sex.
>>202726133because you've downed a gallon of their spunk
>>202726103>leaving the most expensive part of the dish on the plate (meat)bacon is bacon. I'd scran that up
>>202726046>>202726073you have the palette of a child
>>202726103it's perfectly fine bacon that, I'd scran everything on that plate but I do prefer cherry tomatoes by far
>>202726153wrong because i love brussels sprouts
>>202726042Poof>>202726069Poof>>202726110Poof
died by suicide on the night of Oct 29 or 30, 1772 he shot himself in the head with a pistol borrowed from Kestner
>>202726125>smokingit will always be shit for you, no matter you spin it
wished for nothing more than to be a yank when i was growingused to go on rants to mumberg about our ancestors not moving to america but i didn't understand the butterfly effect then
it's me, cat yank
>you have the palette of a child
You want to put it where? But I poop from there.
>>202726194based
eczemaberg playing up again
>>202726224>>202726253
>>202726194Just change your name to Cody and adopt an American accent. Jobs a goodun.
>>202726194you missed out on brown grandchildren and maybe half a million dollars extra, the horror
eating some scran
>>202726282stop eating dairy
>>202724348>>202724348>>202724348
>>202726318oi fuck off i was making the new
have a deep rooted fear that if im abroad ill meet another yank but it's actually a brit playing an accent only to reveal the trickery an hour or so laterwould really piss me off ngl
>>202726321why would you do that when there's a /brit/ thread waiting to be recycled
>>202726343didn't see it
>>202726312america to me back then was duke nukem and haloa very cool place to be where all the cool kids were
>>202726358well your edition is very cute but you should have checked first
