wheel edish
poo smells lmao
190onamadone
You are a worthless, bitch ass nigga. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass nigga.You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.You should kill yourself, NOW.And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen, and ozone layer, that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this blue trash bubble.Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself. I mean that, with a 100%, with a 1000%.
>>204746150i wheely like this thread edish!
ive got a touch of the scrot rot. need a wash and should put some canesten down there
>>204746169elton john
>>204746173So you're telling me you like this thread edish?
Diets gone to shit
>>204746173ahaa
I uh leery rikeuh dis editionasama
Trump
why didn’t Africa invent the wheel
>>204746192my doctor told me i needed to lose 100 pounds ASAP so I went to a British casino
smoke em if you got em
>>204746215KEK
>>204746215we don’t have casinos here
>>204746211Try using a wheel in sand see what happens
lets all talk about how stupid Australians are before they find the new thread
Asking for quotes is funny. The verbal gymnastics they go through when you mention you want to ask around and come up with an excuse for "finding a deal" and offering something lower is entertaining.
>>204746231Just a lie init mate
>>204746241its only half 12 so they're still asleep
>>204746211Because they never got round to it
>>204746211didnt need to. they lived blissful, peaceful lives with manageable populations until europeans came and ruined everything
>>204746250Big hehs in the thread tonight
The 3 GsGoonGeekGear
>>204746231
UK just signed its own death warrant
Are these bots or some shit?
my mate is gay and keeps flirting with me.im not gay, but a cock is a cock
the democratic republic of mercia has just signed its birth certificate
>>204746316I'm a bot.
As a large language model, I cannot say whether I am a bot or not.
UNCS SHIT HIMSELF AGAIN
STRAP ON MY EAR GOGGLES AND IM READY TO GO
this nigga eating beans on toast
Where’s mousey? :P
>>204746316I am not a bot... I am... Hugh... Hugh... Mann... yes. Hugh Mann.
>>204746290>meccaclearly Saudi Arabia
Lads I'm not joking. The situation just got a lot worse. UK officially attacked Russia today.Russia is not fucking around. They will respond, and they will respond HARD. I would stay far away from London.
>>204746363close. birmingham.
2000 calories down the hatch
You are human?
>>204746368Lot of Russians live in London
3500 calories down the hatch
russian troops currently navaly invading scunthorpe
100 golf balls in the gob
>>204746430>the art in question
sick to death of posh cunts. we need an american pol pot
Hey (You) x
>>204746452kek state of artists
Wilburgur is live lads
are smart watches like smart phones where you can't change the battery and the software becomes slow and obsolete after 2 years?
>>204746431remember telling someone on WoW I was from Scunthorpe and it blocked it because it had the word cunt in it
they're starting world war 3 before Trump gets into office so he can't stop itthese people are so evil it's ridiculous
Got my bum out xx
>>204746242Any decent salesman will use a simple formula for doing quotes and have no interest in doing business with anyone who cant meet a basic minimum. When I sold carpets id ask a few questions about the specifications of the job then use (a+b)c+d=quote.a= carpet price per square metreb= accessories price per square metrec= square meteraged= standard additional chargesan example would be (£24.99+£15)60+£100 = £2499.40, id show that figure to the customer on my calculator and id say out loud the rounded up number of two and a half thousand. if they wanted any further discussion id insist on a survey which required a deposit.if someone turned their nose up at that they weren't worth my time and id want them to fuck off.
>>204746510>slaps it like a bongoWAHEY
>>204746496nice that your town is eternally cemented in CS problems forevermore https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem
>>204746520Ohh cheeky :P
1 more red line bro this time putler is really going to be a serious threat
De-orbit, massif chewn
He's going to pull the boys out of their trenches after 3 years of tactical feints to march straight to Paris with 1950s tanks and north korean artillery
is 26 too old to try and become a doctor?
They're trying to make sure that Trump can't bring peace and end the conflict. They want to escalate before Trump can stop it.
>>204746586Why doesn't Trump get on twitter and tell them niggas to chill he got this?
>>204746575I want to be a doctor to. Made a bunch of deliveries to medical places today and they're chock full of cute ladies
takeaways in ireland dont open up late anymore this is such bollocks
>>204746575not if you intend to have a long career. but since medical school and the trainng process is so long you will have to be sure otherwise you'll be into your 30s having wasted the remainder of your 20s studying hard as fuck.
>>204746498>>204746368>>204746586stop schizoposting, mongo
Going to sleep
My friends and siblings have each been surprised when, upon asking me about my religion, heard that I'm a Christian. They're all atheist (unfortunately).
puppybaumsteinowitz wants to sleep should I drink rum and pass out with her instead of playing Melee and dealing with all the Falco trannies?Wilburgur steam /comfy/
>>204746633Night x
>>204746627Trying to stop schizoposting on /brit/ is like trying to hold back the tideThis just isn't the place brother, if you want a thread with reasonable posts you need to look at the other boards like /diy/ or /g/
>>204746575Not if you are genuine. You could have a well paid 30 year career. But you will have to work your socks off and get in debt for the next 15 years.
what if world leaders are delaying ww3 because they want to play gta 6 before plunging the world into chaos
>>204746638Stay strong brother
>>204746675On PC?
>>204746690Your posts are not welcome here and they never have been
The missiles didn't even hit anything. Most of them were shot down. Calm the fuck down you spastics.
>>204746693>Thumbnail is a non-white person near industrial machinery This can only end well
>>204746698Ok
>>204746704Who will shoot down the nukes?
>>204746693I wonder what specifically killed himLike did his neck break, or was it just massive internal trauma from being crushed
>>204746691only incels play on PC
>>204746693when I worked in a factory the whole thing would shut down if you stepped too heavy on the walkway next to the machinery because it would trigger the e-stopused to be really annoying having to tiptoe everywhere in steel toe boots but I suppose it's better than this happening
jaguar on a mad one
>>204746744Was the e-stop triggered by the i-pad haha
Remember lads, E.I.E.C. - Every Indian Eats Curry
>>204746747They went WOKE, I hear
Me? Evil.
Does Brit support Midland or Chuder?
oasis could never write a song like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaHrqKKFnSA
Britain is reddit
As you were. LG x
Shame how /brit/ is completely unusable from 4pm till around 1am, mental that some subhuman spends eight hours a day, every day, ruining a general on an internet forum
>>204746818Sorry /:
Handsome and evil.
>>204746758I'm not Indian and I eat curryfor me it's got to be pataks mild cashew and coconut sauce cooked with chicken breast and served with microwaved rice and microwaved pappadums
Get off of meYou diss my girl
People underestimate how much they weigh>Oh that 20kg weight might damage the floor if it sits thereBrother, stand on one foot and there's ~80kg right there, floor ain't cracking
might start a swingers club with my gf
dogberg sliding her wet slimy nose across my arm, hate it
great reddit
saw a disgusting lesbian bitch today
been smoking a bit again this last week after 6 months off em2 or 3 a day as of nownot good
hate how 24/7 got dried snot in the corner of my nostril opening. tucked away over the lip of the nostril opening
>>204746788Still seething because you cant get tickets?
>>204746872reckon u have aids
watching a ronald reagan film
>>204746842Have you guys done swinging together? Is she into that stuff ?
got my cock out for the buf
>In November 1973 Hitchens's mother died by suicide in Athens in a pact with her lover, a defrocked clergyman named Timothy Bryan. The pair overdosed on sleeping pills in adjoining hotel rooms and Bryan slashed his wrists in the bathtub. Hitchens flew alone to Athens to recover his mother's body, initially under the impression that she had been murdered.
>>204746890dont want ticketsonly tracksuit wearing cider drinking knackers go to oasis
Would love to go to bed but alas I sleep on a sofa, right fucked my life up me
>>204746922Average German
literally a coldplay song without the lack of affect or humanityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrbxWOMpwfsgallagher wankers like to think of themselves as the inheritors to the beatles but this is much more a beatles song
Para bailar La BambaPara bailar La BambaSe necesita una poca de graciaUna poca de graciaPa' mí, pa' ti, ay arriba, ay arribaY arriba, y arribaPor ti seré, por ti seré, por ti seré
reheated katsu chicken curry from wagas for teathere cos it was brotherberg's bday earlier but i was in bed for itgave him a present so he didn't carefamberg were probs glad i wasn't there. cos i'm rubbish :(
>>204746900too cold for me to hang the ol' willard out, it would shrink to an ugly/cute chode
I got tickets to oasisWas even thinking of getting tickets for the second show the next dayStill got nobody to go with aha
>>204746924hugo boss tracksuit wearing chang snorting gangsters
>>204746969no you didn't
>>204746951You know thats not true mateCheer up
>>204746981I did mate paid 450 dollarydoos each for them
>Monday Panorama BBC One 8:30 PM>Wednesday The Moral Maze BBC Radio 4 8:00 PM>Thursday Question Time BBC One 10:35 PM>Sunday The Big Questions BBC One 10:00 AM>Weekdays Newsnight BBC Two 10:30 PM
too much shitty ""Rock"" being posted in this thread, time to cleanse palettes. america no1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zgsIdMa8qA
I am going to learn the Harpsichord
get out the fucking road
>>204746969want to murder myself when i think about oasis tix cos i got to the buying page for the first wembley show but sat there austistically sperging spazzily overthinking whether i should buy 3 or 4 and took so long they kicked me out of the pagecould have resold them for double the £350 eachwould have been like a month's salary for nowtjust so FUCKING ANGRY AT MYSELF *punches the wall*
So cold in here with this air con im going to stand outside for a bit arent i
had a good wank earlier on after like 3 days of not wankingdidn't even require good porn was just shit porn and i was like uuuuuurgh oh yeah ooooh yeah
>>204747017all their shit songs are on youtube like
>>204747007alri 17th century tarq
>>204747020You're Australian. You have never touched snow. The only ice you'll ever see is in a glass of coke.It's -5C here right now. Your mind simply cannot comprehend how that feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7xSCH9Krmk
>>204747034i would have resold them 99% certaini don't care about oasis but it would probs be a decent cultural event for white werkin clars brits loike menone of my friends would want to spend £350 on them either tho
>>204747040cmon now britain and ireland barely get snow themselves. you have a pretty temperate climate all things considered.
air jordans are squeaking rn diversity is winning, we love to see it x
>>204747017I was sat at work all morning thinking about it then i got distracted and went and did a little job for a bit and i came back and my phone was vibrating with the alarm i set for it so i went on to buy them and i had to reset my password for the website kek ended up with nosebleeders
>>204747045get a life or go to /pol/ mate
It's time to reclaim the swastika of course
where has lord swastika been recently?
>get a life or go to /pol/ mate
>>204747045fiscally liberal (conservative) women freak me out. women aren't supposed to be like that.
>>204747040Yawn
>>204747054it snowed yesterday gay faggot
>>204747045Fucking hell I remember this woman
I would be 1000% for jannies deleting the entire /brit/ thread if a spam threshold is reached
>>204747115Lower than 75%?
>>204747106i didnt say it never snowed now did i mickgayver?
Vampires were real but most of them were killed off in the early 1700s.Perhaps a few made it to the 1800s, but it's almost certain none survived into the 1900s.Werewolves and ghosts are another set of issues entirely.
>>204747141My mum used to be scared of warewolves
>>204747115british masculinity in full show here
>>204747141Yes we all died out centuries ago
if i were a vampire id simply purchase blood from people at premium price. no reason to kill anyone. simple as.
N
O
B
S
>>204747156The wolves guarding the gates to Walmart eheh gwagwagwagwagwa schwing
I'm so glad I'm not a tradieI hate plumbing I hate pipes I hate bastard water I hate DIY. I love youtube and internet for making it possible to do these jobs myself but fuck it but I'm done with it. I'll pay the tradies. This shit is actual labour time consuming. FUCK PIPES FUCK WATER FUCK PLUMBING
Jordan Nobbs
Inside me are two wolvesThey're both cumming
>>204747164I would definitely kill people to drink their blood
>>204747192Might go to costco on the weekend mate
>>204747202Do it pussy
>>204747200calm down jeffrey dahmer, its just a bit of sunlight
Night time /brit/ is totally different to daytime /brit/
Mr P. Nesshead
>>204747231both equally /shit/ in their own way
>>204747196I'm a bit of a nobbshead
borough of bury
Stood outside in the sun it lovely
shall I let him have it?
watching piers morgan's show on youtube because apparently the young turks guy and the old man who predicts american election results have a funny argument in it
little Chinese fella
if i were a ghost hunter id simply use a gun. problem solved.
England dancing days are overhttps://youtu.be/5tFBo1QunlA?si=wfYMK-3TUNT-Hm5E
Air jordans are squeaking Katy is squealing x
love how janny waits three hours to delete the spam in the previous thread and still doesn't even get rid of it all
>>204747340Do you ever sleep?
>>204747335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sYOa3pX_5w
It's just really sad how he's here posting his interracial sex fantasies using a VPN 20 hours a day
>>204747285nah fuck him
>>204747313https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw9Z9ZSEHQQ
really should stop coming here, been using it as a substitute for having a social life for 10 years now, maybe the increased schizo spammer and yank presence is a blessing in disguise, maybe what i need is for /brit/ to be unusable so i'm incentivised to finally move on
Liam payne doing a backflip off his hotel balcony
Never mix substances
>been using /brit/ as a substitute for having a social life for 10 years now
>>204747400Mixed rick an morty szechwan sauce with sweet an sour
absurd how i have to suffer simply because my brain doesn't naturally produce enough serotonin or dopamine
>posting on /brit/ at three in the morning
It's time to lock in. Next time I post here I will be a licensed PI with an emo gf in beautiful Portland
I am an anarcho-monarchist.
>>204747484um its 9:57 pm.
Is there any party that favors strong social welfare but is against identity politics and the trans agenda?
>I am an anarcho-monarchist.
>>204747509yeah the nazis
>>204747516I did Nazi that coming
business idea: offer someone $5,000 to stay awake for 24 hours, and then offer to "double or nothing" for each subsequent 24 hoursI wonder how long people would go for. I think everyone can do 24, some can do 48, but past that would be getting dicey
>>204747600Glass barbeque makes it easy
>>204747600could definitely do 72 hours but wouldn't want to
>>204747600and how is this profitable?
>>204747639done 72 hours before have you?
>>204747656make it a TV show and goad people into never being able to claim the easy money
>>204747660yeah and more, had really bad insomnia when i was in high school, literally did not sleep during the week, only on weekends
>>204747660have had goon seshes that gone for much longer
> Haiyaaah! *kicks door* > Shao Lin Kung Fu Pose HaYu! NiHow! ManeMo iZsu Zangu! Eye Raiky raike IngGourish GaRous! yOU Mass Gay Bumi IngGourish GaRous nOW!
I want a Mustang Mach e
>>204747789Mustang sally
The last night on the 'chonBy the good post generatorA boy is stabbed and his gem is grabbedAnd the air hangs heavy like a dulling wine
>>204747509democrats in 10-20 years screenshot this post or take a mental footnote of what i just said, it will happen
look at this ugly pos
How will tv show directors cope when smoking is banned and they can't use the>character lights a cigarette and looks pensive>character offers to light other character's cigarettetropes in every second scene
>I want a Mustang Mach e
well well well. did the belgian run out of ips
snorting a poo
Watching the 'ay 'orn
>>204747957What car shall I get
>>204747509workers party of great britain
>>204748167>workers party of great britain>Galloway is a Muzzie lover
Playing the french horn
Fat smelly cocks
>>204748210he is anti homosexuality anti trans. says they are not equal
lost my licence for drunk driving 8-9 years ago and just never bothered getting it back
Honestly it's interesting that literally fuck all ever happens no matter what people do>Russia says they'll go nuclear if American or British missiles are fired into Russia>They do it anyway>Russia does nothing
Whats for dinner
>>204748260probably a good thing for everyone else
>>204748280actually i drive better when i'm drunk because i'm less nervous
there's this new guy at toil who's a massive know-it-all and he has long hair and goatee, i feel an instinctual impulse to bully him but i'm too old for that kind of thing
>>204748291Can that be how it works?
Drew a cat wearing a top hat
I got sunshineOn a cloudy day
>>204748330How old are you ladHow old is he
>>204748263*taps board*
>>204748391Hes 17 and im 48
Imagine all the interracial sex happening in the UK right now x
>>204748404someone who works alongside 17-year-olds when they've reached middle age is in no place to be bullying people, lad
>>204747414got an AI improved versh of that brad for you here matey :)
>im 48
>>204748441We dont pull any punches at mcdonalds mate
They demonetised my nigga Biological Womens FeetAlso he's a Christian now
least bizarre footfag
>>204748482do you smoke cigarettes
>>204748502Yes
I got banned from /r/australian, damn shame
>>204748391i'm 29, he's like 24 i think>>204748404why are you impersonating me mate
>>204748534God damn shame. I will pray for you, brother.
>>204748534did you say something bad about the greens
>>204748547Meds
>>204748275>>204748255
>>204748572why don't you kill yourself mate
>>204748534what do you think about r/straya
>>204748562NoI just said that there isn’t a country that has had its birthrates drop but also picked them up again no matter how much money and investment they’ve put towards itIt was in the context of Hungary and OrbanI’m not even for mass immigration mind you
>>204748600It’s chill
are we being raided chat
>>204748585Because im sound of mind
shite arse
*sigh* yep, we're being fucking raided, GREAT
my wish?taller, baller.
Afternoon lads how’s it cracking
>>204748653australia in the early 2000s during the incentives period you goose
>>204748763still not sleeping. work very soon. might cross point of no return
I am placing all of you under arrest. Don't make this more difficult than it has to be.
>>204748330sounds like a frustrating interlocutor to deal with
>>204748781no good
>>204748776Didn’t make an iota of a difference If you really want to make a substantial increase bring back god to australia
hello chaps
Good morning de lads. -3 here and don't know whether to walk or get a taxi to toil.
Letting ‘em rip are we Emma?
got no skills and am incredibly incompetent and lazy, really think i should die
>>204748886cultivate some skillsthat's what i did when i was in my early and mid 20s doing nothing
>>204748895but i can't
In KOTOR the best skills are computer slicing, treat injury, and security.
>>204748895what skills did you cultivate?
Dark magicians in real life can shoot lightning from their hands like the Sith in Star Wars. It is a very dark and evil power.
>>204748920doxxable info
finkin some of these kittingtonshire posters need some new kittingtonhamptons in their inventorybergsgets bit borin seeing same kittiminstersingthawes again and again
I'M FUCKING PREGNANT
willy wanker and the spunk factory
>>204748950Have you ever seen this power?
>>204748986
just ate but still hungry
IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Rush And A Push And The Land That We Stand On Is OursI Started Something I Couldn't FinishDeath Of A Disco DancerUnhappy BirthdayDeath At One's ElbowGirlfriend In A ComaStop Me If You Think That You've Heard This One BeforePaint A Vulgar PictureLast Night I Dreamed That Somebody Loved MeI Won't Share You
>>204749014
woke up and its too cold to sleep. spainnonce awake too i see. the mentally ill do not rest easy.
>>204749033I'm going to work mate. Also I'm not Spaino.
>>204748981doubt it, unless you got some bizarrely rare job
>>204748996no
pack of chocolate digestives down the oesophagus
>>204749041
>>204749016great great GREAT post
They said “there’s too much caffeine in your bloodstream, and a lack of real spice in your life.”I said, “leave me alone!”
whatever happend to Kate Nash ?i liked her 2000´s vibehttps://youtu.be/ryH5cga0yUI?si=Z2lr5txM9tGAmXP0
>>204749092
>>204749101What a wacky little (You) aha
>>204749114I'm a bit of a goofballa bit sillya bit quirky one might say
roblox wank on the cards
>>204749121its a FOX. an arctic one. they still stink but there's a different tinge to it, people say. like something sweet and perfumy
>>204749067fanx fren
>>204749071leopard bollocks
>>204749148Me and my dad saw a fox scamper across the road when we were going for a walk.
Smells like coffee beans in my incel trenchOutside world firing rounds as usisl
>>204749188what did it look like?
>>204749188see atleast 5 everytime i leave the house pal. usually more
poo log down the gullet
>>204749097yeh she had some good songs>>204749188cute kitteringhoe
Video games be wypipo poison
just realized /brit/ (and other generals) are just a shittier, anonymous version of discord chatrooms
>>204749221ZOOMED
>>204749198orange and white fur and bushy tail
it's too cold to wank
Sir New Maker
>>204749232ah, alright. US has the unique privilege to see these little rascals also. they are called gray foxes, but aren't a true fox species. even though they are the friendliest of the bunch, don't smell and treat humans as friends. unfortunately they are so cute and friendly that the red fox simply beats them as a species and takes over their territory. say hello to them from me if you see one!
>>204749242You Will Never Be Spicy
lock in>>204749268>>204749268>>204749268
Wanklet
anxious me about leaf-made edition
