almost bighams o'clock
Not sure what to cook for dinner
>>214967287
sitting on a 2 inch dildo called rorke while shagging a 16 square inch wide sex arse named leftypol
having some rorst beef with dijon mustard because i have no gravy
13 Then cometh Jesus from Galilee to Jordan unto John, to be baptized of him.14 But John forbad him, saying, I have need to be baptized of thee, and comest thou to me?15 And Jesus answering said unto him, Suffer it to be so now: for thus it becometh us to fulfil all righteousness. Then he suffered him.16 And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of God descending like a dove, and lighting upon him:17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.
black ngiger
>>214967309>>214967307
...thoughts?
the general reception to the protests online has been pretty positive, guess we are living in a new political era, no way they would've been this well received 4 years ago
The Chase on the telly, Bigham’s in the belly
instagram and tiktok are girls websites. i'd feel a bit gay if i had an account on them.
will be eating something out the freezer tonight as I've got a headache in my head
>>214967333
>>214967357what protests
Hello chaps.
>>214967350rich London whore look
>>214967393I love you
watching gangs of new york and shaking my head whenever bill the butcher is on the screen so everyone knows I disagree with him
penisache in my head
>>214967387Sir Tommy Robinson's 500,000 man march
donald trump
I miss caralad
some artwork I did today
>>214967421Janny wont like this post
shame all of this is going to lead to farage and his retarded cabinet arsing up the country even more, really its just hopeless and you should be planning your escape, the reform conference was embarrassing
>>214967417That was fake, that was fucking AI, give me a fucking break man! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Setting myself up for life by going to Durham and doing accounting
>>214967287>>214967400
Bradley Walsh and he's laughing at someone's misfortune.
reading a mangawhy do japanese school girls cut each other's hair on the roof
>>214967432>britain loses 95% of its forests in a 150 year period and it's fine >two lads cut down a single tree for a laugh and it's evil doesn't make sense
>>214967449much to consider
>>214967287>>214967400>>214967467
>>214967477i don't think she's planning to cut her hair
>>214967435share for jesusignore for satan
>>214967326fucking love dijon mustard even though its gay sounding
I miss 190
>>214967456feel like most accountants could be automated if we really wanted to
>>214967366Zoomers use this shit throughout the entire day
what's that shite that gets left on beer bottles covered in foil
>>214967448leaving wont change anything because youre still british by blood and inferior to others
>>214967515>gay sounding what's wrong with that
Its over x
speaking of gay soundinghttps://www.reddit.com/r/sounding/s/QhMFlzeXq1
don't wasteyour timeon meyou're alreadythe voice inside myed
moved to Germany and got a job heresame exact job, same title evenbut here I am paid £10,000 more than in the ukand housing is cheaper and better qualitydon't know why I didn't leave sooner
Someone needs to tell Led By Donkeys that Reform UK aren't the government
>>214967602Just discover VPNs did you
>>214967602Do you have a german girl?
>>214967578my evil overlords want me to verify my birthday before watching this presumably gay-coded sounding clip
>>214967578mate
catyank needs some friends
>>214967602how do i move to an eu country after brexit
>>214967610Beamer niggas always doing too much
>>214967615>w-we'll hold Labour to account, p-promise!!Useless gobshites
>>214967649Me
>>214967621Cool
that would be an ecumenical matter
leaky pg tips getting nursed by katy
>>214967610would've put my brakes on and killed us both out of incellulous spite
>>214967618cope>>214967631not yet>>214967650through family (like me) or marriage
>>214967546>>gay sounding >what's wrong with thatof course its a canadian posting this
why am i the way that i am
i dont like myself sometimes
>>214967699the kraut doth protest too much
>>214967694Focus on getting your license first luh nigga
driving on motorways scares me I just use backpaths when I can
it is what it is
>autistic frog poster on a vpnyou first
>>214967704>>214967712Ktim
lets all wiggle our willies
>>214967718Awh cute
>>214967717probably had my licenses longer than you've been born
>>214967750would prefer to twirl my todger
>>214967750prefer waggling mine
in the eyes of the irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato
dtfic meltoid
not had a single pornoid site i visit be struck down by sir vpn needer yet
never happened
>>214967790'
>>214967790sir hipster wanker
english mustard absolutely mogs dijon and every other mustard that exists
Getting this evening's PJW
cronem getting ready for their shift at the gherkin
>>214967755Course u have mush
might milk the one eyed snake
right I think I'll spend the next hour or so watching japanese girls doing some utterly obscene acts if that's OK with everyone
me? I assume all non-UK flags are one person per country. Australia posters? nah it's one guy. Yanks? nope just the one actually
>>214967827Check out Jay Dyer. He is very based and redpilled.
>>214967790i had a mini heart attack earlier when incestflix went downfortunately normal service has been resumed
>>214967621very tech savvy chicken that
eating a gay porn nigger poo slug
Ex Arsenal star Thomas Partey leaves court after pleading NOT GUILTY to charges of Rape and Sexual Assault
>>214967850seen real twin girls shagging on that site oncemad init
>>214967844with France and Sweden I think it literally is one guyused to be a Finn as well but he's gone now I think
>>214967856many people are saying this
square headed nigger
>>214967840いけない
>>214967873how's he walked out of the mii channel?
Still dealing with unresolved long covid
>>214967821wrong
DaBaby just dropped a music video dedicated to Iryna Zarutska, the Ukrainian refugee murdered on a train in his hometown of Charlotte, North Carolina.He retells the story where she is saved by DaBaby
violations about to take place
lads remember that Aussie bloke that ate a slug as a dare and it left him paraplegic and disabled for the rest of his lifestill think of that lad occasionally
>>214967945You sure it's not niggapox?
>>214967945dunno why more people didn't use this as an excuse to claim loads of PIP and be a permaneetit's not like the government can tell you it's fake
>>214967973
>>214967960thank you dababy very cool
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
just saw a young woman walking her labrador. yjk right lads?
>>214967941lol
>>214967780Ha!Hey, remember when you had to make eggs out of potatoes?
>>214967960>it's real wtf
might step out in my autumn collection tomorrow (Peter storm fleece, regatta walking trousers and merell moabs)
labradors are my favourite dogs. they are labradorable!
>>214967990why the tache though
>>214968005know what?
>>214967960rorke flipping a coin to decide whether this is based or not
Only an invader would try to prevent marijuana from being legal.Trying to maintain any extra suppression to secure their parasitism.Drugs made Britain better.Also classism does not exist in a true collective.
>>214967960Retarded but compared to how some black people have reacted to her murder it’s actually kind of sweet
>>214968030read that they're really trying to suck up to trump and include lots of Scottish shit as a nod to his grandparents, we must REALLY need that trade deal
>>214968016the Alan Partridge fit
dababy car
>>214967850love a mistress t wank there
>>214968063Even some of the most humble cheap socialism ends all poverty. The world has so much wasted land.
>>214968070l swear we've signed a trade deal at least twice already
>>214968095Peanut head
>>214968005she'd rather fuck a dog than you
>>214968095hahaha timmy's crush
late night paki slop is en route i need to be humanely destroyed like a rabid animal
>>214968095wipipo just love to put on those stupid arab scarfs lol
>>214968095>brown
>>214968030thought camilla was ill. oh she can meet trump but she can't go to the duchess of kents funeral can she
playing overwatch and fantasizing about killing myself
>>214967947what is a better mustard in your opinion?
>>214968031mummy thought it made him look dapper
>>214968095I beat this putrid whore in a fight easily.
>>214968084good man
>>214968130Fucking bitch.
its TAPE
>>214968138depends on the dish innitnot gonna put hot mustard in a salad dressingnot gonna put dijon on a hot dog
somebody misses his boyfriend :(
>>214968187wasn thinking about this in bed last night wondering if we could have resisted and held on to Hong Kong
>>214968131strange game to still be playing in 2025
Camilla gobbing in her hand before she shakes drumpf's hand
I love Chinese gambling games.
>>214968186yeah i wont watch a horror film at christmas either but the thing is a better film than rudolph the red nosed reindeer
>>214968203ktim
geowizard always gave off rorke vibes tbf
>>214968095who prints out those posters? the government?
>>214968250they're different and that's final
>>214968272the jews
>>214968095Disregard both right and left of the wings of the same doomed beast.True politics is infinite verities of directions. Infinite verities of divergent congruent growth.The so called left seems to be just as much a hinderance to refugees and ending racism.Too often the left seems like a puppet husk that pretends to be liberal progressive via having some extreme bizarre extravagant stance on one thing while ignoring all the other things that matter.For example trump is supposedly “right” but astonishingly helps Palestine unlike Biden.Recently Trump offered 5000 to each Palestinian to migrate for at least 10 years.
Dunno why catyank hates me
not so sure about melania's hat
>>214967492>>britain loses 95% of its forests in a 150 year period and it's finedidnt happen
>>214968277you could have just said nothing at all and everything would have been the same
he says that's final so it's bloody well final okay?
>>214968320I think you need to stop hating on other mustards and accept diversity
>>214967492>>britain loses 95% of its forests in a 150 year period and it's fineUtter bollocks
>>214968320utterly intellectually trounced him
you know I keep it real, I live for the appeal
>not so sure about melania's hat
why are those daft mongs protesting in london? he's not there lol
>>214968272https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unite_Against_Fascism>The journalist Andrew Gilligan has claimed that the UAF's reluctance to tackle Islamism is because several of its own members are supporters of such extremism. The UAF's vice-chairman, Azad Ali, is also community affairs co-ordinator of the Islamic Forum of Europe, which Gilligan describes as "a Muslim supremacist group dedicated to changing 'the very infrastructure of society, its institutions, its culture, its political order and its creed from ignorance to Islam'"
Remove all current inhabitants of Ireland and replace them with Americhad irish diaspora
>>214968031probably difficult for his mum/carers to shave without any movement of his face muscles
got 50€ on Barthelona tomorrowfree money cheat code
>>214967790i find that difficult to believe
batons swinging live for katy
may learn Spanish hear it only takes 600 hours I've got dozens of games with those hours put into them may do something productive
I'm a man of significant means A well paying job, eclectic list of hobbies and extremely attractive girlfriend all keep me busyIt's essential to prioritise what's importantThat's why on the days I'm not eating out with one of my many friends I reach for a Charlie Bighams pre prepared mealFresh, high quality meals prepared by real chefsJust half an hour in the oven allowing ample time to pursue what's important to METhose of us who are vital, life affirming and always on the move know spending two hours a day for a sub par meal is a terrible trade To paraphrase Chuck Palahniuk (I finished one of his books while waiting for my lasagne) "choose life, choose Bighams"
>>214968222not raelly
>>214968404in the eyes of the irishman, the principal support of civilisation is the potato
>>214968457buy a fucking AD you cunt
>>214968218nah probably not. maybe for another few years but then losing it to a military invasion would have been 10 times as humiliating. the yanks wouldnt lift a finger to help and china would probably resent us and look down on us more than they do in our timeline
>>214968388Leftypol has some leftover budget from his billionaire sponsors that he has to use up by the end of the year
just want an Essex gf
Bigham’s o’clock any minute now
>>214968454had this thought when I took up playing the guitarhave over 700 hours of practice on it now and am pretty good
>>214968095>brown backs her people Shocker!
>>214968457>ready meal slop... BUT WITH CURSIVE
>>214968457Well said
bloody hell elton, calm down mate
Have the psychological urge to wank but lack the physical will.
>>214968454That's 600 hours in games you enjoyed 600 hours studying will feel like a lot more than 600 hours of vidyaBut 600 hours of something like telenovela will be much easier spent so what I'm actually trying to say is having fun is the most important part of learning a skill so keep that in mind
>>214968501Bros mad he spends 2 hours a day cutting onions>>214968560It's a pre prepared meal not a ready meal
filled to the brim with incel rage
wide batsons about to administer lasting adjustments
>>214968576lack the physical willy me
it pains me that most brits will never experience the halal snack pack
The oven? On.The Bigham's? Pre-prepared.
>>214968636>it's literally doner meat and chips
going to london next month and the first thing im going to do?buy a charlie bigham's
Watching morgoths review
>>214968624Get your fanny out for us then, babe
Aryan beauty.
>>214968665Good man
>>214968670what did he think about the silmarils?
>>214968665You're a man who loves life I see
eating a doner6 eurosbloody good scran
charlie bigham's mac and cheese is something else
>>214968662not real hsp unless its from australia its like champagne
>>214968689objectively ugly
twisting the bollocks on my rorke voodoo doll
not a single person in this thread has had a charlie bighams
don't eat anything halal because that blessing thing they do will send me to hell
morgpies arse
owowowowowow OW!
just felt like someone kicked me in the bollocks
>>214968682from female to incelgive the lad a gun, he's got a mission to do
the other day i made chicken nuggets, chips and beans and ate it and felt like killing myself
>>214968751me when i have the disease that turns me into a nigger when i rotate 90 degrees
>>214968751So insane lol
>>214968774screaming
incel drive for fuel and mcdonalds tonight for me de lads
I have never once "screamed" nor "howled".
Got unitoil starting next week. Might start on the khan academy algebra
>>214968751lightskin cronem swelling in her belly
>>214968824guffawing at this post
/brit/ makes me laugh like nothing else
had my worst nightmare realised today and pooed myself at workat least it happened while i was on the way to the bogcaught most of it in my pants - it was watery, i suppose tahts why it slipped outjust binned the pants and washed my arse in the sinkwhat a fucking state
>>214968824bleating at this
>>214968827moving to halls for the first time and dreading if i move in with a chink or similar ethnic
>>214968824bellowing
>>214968921currently black pilled
I’m new to driving autosI was stopped and I tried to quickly accelerate onto a main road and the car started jolting felt like it was going to stall
https://www.flannels.com/barbour-meays-chukka-boots-112000#colcode=11200069Thoughts?
i ate the charlie bighamsim full right now
i thought white woman-wog man couples were a meme before i went to london
>>214968975spaino
>>214968975wouldn't date a girl if I found out she'd been with a black, not racist though
>>214968922you a fresher lad?most of my flatmates were wogs, i just ignored them
>Rorke, 42, still a kissless virgin>lives alone and spends most days raging online about “brownoids” and meal preppers >goes to Tesco at 2am to avoid “normies” and buy ingredients for the tasteless slop he will cook tomorrow>he sees a handsome older gentleman restocking shelves, smiling like he owns the place>“Hello there! Have you tried my new Chicken Tikka Masala?”>it’s CHARLIE FUCKING BIGHAM>Rorke’s sweaty pink hands clench into fists, he’s ready to throw down >Charlie hands him a ready meal like it’s holy communion>rage intensifies>“I don’t eat ready meal slop, mongboy”>Charlie just laughs good naturedly and says, “It’s handmade in small batches, my friend!”>it actually smells amazing, the perfume of the spices overwhelms him and he snatches it from Charlie’s hands and sweatily waddles out of the shop>he eats it alone in the car park and cries>tfw Charlie Bigham’s tikka is the closest thing he’s had to human love and affection in years but he can never admit it to the lads on /brit/
nice one rorke
>>214968951if your car has a start/stop system it will most likely be that.
>>214968712Australian (((culture))) really is just taking what everyone else does and giving it a "zainy" name huh
>>214968718Brownpost
>>214969013third time's the charm yeah?
so jealous of people starting uni nowgraduated years agouni was the best time of my life by far
Be radical, have principles, be absolute, be that which the bourgeoisie calls an extremist: give yourself without counting or calculating, don't accept what they call ‘the reality of life' and act in such a way that you won't be accepted by that kind of ‘life', never abandon the principle of struggle.
>>214969044i mean kinda
>>214969070font
>>214969020It does have start stop yeah should I just turn it off
>>214969082>i meanbender
the tree that was cut down in Waleswhatever happened there
>>214969070Hated uni me. Even prefer toil to it.
clartenings about to take place
Any good british or irish folk music i should hear then
>>214969070Never went uni. Wasn’t smart enough to even go 6 form
>>214969070uni is good if you have good matesi got lucky and found a few decent ladswould have dropped out in first year if not for them
rorkes mum stuffing a chicken goujon with peppers to make him healthier but he just coughs, spits them onto the floor and runs to his little bed infront of the couch to growl at what's on itv
im a sex-craved maniac freak
cant remember the last time I genuinely laughed at something that wasn't hysterical laughter waking me from a surreal dream
>>214969129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whwQfPVOFjI
Robert Redford. 89. He was just a kid. Me? I'm an old man.
feeling a bit in the mood for a big plate of pasta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5h0qHwNrHk
dropped out of first year sixth form me, never really went on to achieve big things. I’m working on a plan to change that
Anyone in the room cooking tonight?
rorke sulking when his mum announces its dolmio day cause he won't do ethnic food
https://youtu.be/rgi9lmNxonkROARING imagine being the poor sod on the other side of the line talking to a pissed up mark trying to order broadband
>>214969129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s11BuatTuXk
>>214969094can do or just don’t press accelerator so hard when you’re stopped.
>>214969119absolutely madcannot imagine having this take>>214969152ironically I didn't really have great mates until 3rd year
>>214969009i'd only date her if she told me how his soul pole stretched her out while i was shagging her
>>214969189Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.
uni is the litmus test that determines the rest of your life
>>214969270Except for Charlie B
having apple crumble
>>214969013That's a pretty unsettling close up of Thailand. Isn't it interesting how not abusing the Anonymous function incites actual change where people can see it? Kinda a brown sugar feeling and not a cornsyrup and mercury feeling.Your dicks don't work without radioactive potassium and inferior salt? Curious.
>>214968864once in a blue moon i'll properly cackle at a particularly idiotic exchange or joke. nothing else makes me laugh that much anymore
>>214969285Not true. It obviously helps getting a move on earlier but you can do it later too. I was much more of a sperg in uni but now I’m almost 30 I’ve worked to make myself the opposite.
>>214969289FOB
rorke scoffing in the office kitchen as someone pulls a tescos finest lasagne out the microwavehe smirks as he loads is bighams bolognese
>>214969285it’s a waste of time, most uni jobs will be obsolete in a few years. People training for trades today are tomorrows winners
>>214969353actually you have to oven cook tescos finest lasagne
>>214969285>>214969363>uni>tradesBoth are a waste of time
fucking shops are such a fucking trek away fucking sick of it
Rorke is a big strong family man. The gym is his temple and family is his home.
listening to the smiths
>>214969379you are criticising the actions of the villain in this storyare you sure you really want to do that?
>>214969393That's why I pay a little paki on a scooter to deliver my Bigham's
>>214969240Sovl nuke >>214969363Im going to school for a trade
New>>214969439>>214969439>>214969439
>>214969363a firsts honours from a respectable uni is invaluable
>>214969299Metro Id, can you go any lower? That wasn't a suggestion. Much as i would use suggestions to make a Super Metroid scale game of the Endor Death Star. But hey, homosexual fetishism is as good. >>>Debating morality with your padawan
