dynamic duo edition
ah... just realised... I actually will never be rich... hmm...
swinging pg tips
Thoughts on Gorillaz newest single
Doing a bachelors in ready meals
>>214969485Euromillions exists
i regret to inform you loyd grossman has murdered charlie bigham
mad how fit dua lipa is
anyone up for wanking my BBC
>Four men have been arrested after images of Donald Trump and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein were projected on to Windsor Castle on Tuesday, as the US president arrived in the UK for a state visit.>They were arrested on suspicion of "malicious communications following a public stunt in Windsor" and remained in custody, Thames Valley Police said.>Those arrested were a 60-year-old from East Sussex, a 36-year-old and a 50-year-old from London, and a 37-year-old from Kent.
>>214969517yeahreally need to shag her albanian dirtbox ngl
>>214969485My grandfather always said that a man need only earn enough to afford his thrice-weekly Bigham's
You won't get more favourable loan terms than a student loan. Go to university and have the time of your life. I'm not being glib. Go to university and have a ball. You do NOT want to be joining the workforce in 2025.
>>214969545Well said
Trump hitting that ozempic fr??
Get some more sovlful bong music posted
im gay and need a big nob in my arse NOW
>>214969539>2 out of 4 travelled from outside of londonleftypol turning a blind eye to this
>n 2013, it was reported that Bigham had insured his senses of sight, smell, taste and touch for £12 million. Under the terms of the insurance policy, he was required to avoid dangers such as tasting hot chillies, piercing his tongue or looking directly at bright light.
I WILL NOT FAP
>>214969539why does nobody ever mention the clintons who were publicly much more involved
Charlie Bigham is not a meme!!
a bighams at hand for the sake of the land-king æthelstan, 935
big aggressive rorkes throwing their weight around
>>214969619that doesn't align with leftypols narrative does it
>>214969619Clinton's not the current president
predictions for the Bayern Chelsea game tonight ladswill be a comfortable 3-0 to Bayern methinks
torture and kill dogs
>>214969626bet you'd love that wouldn't you
>>214969650kane hattrick
sir big ham
>>214969650i think the man will kick the ball
>>214969650predicting a charlie bighams in my belly by half time
l*l* looking sexy today banging away at her drum
>>214969650either one team will win or it will be a draw
>214969551<<Hey, look, I use forums usually. This place is the subconscious of an abuse victim. If you think I'm gay, how about you go through a stack of Playboy magazines while running your car engine inside your own house. Nintendo protip.I have multiple siblings across this planet. From my fathers perspective the sun is a blighting daystar of male oppression.Have you tried not being an ugly meat pie goblin? I'd say it works.Om. Try Esperanto Super Giuseppi.Escape From Seattle.
mental how this was on the wall for the state visit
Is Bighams the meme of 2025 or just a passing fad?Time will soon tell.
>>214969670I like that
is king charles on your guys money yet
won a minecraft pig on the grabber machine at the beach
>>214969706classic charlie
oh my days when will these yanks learn to shut up
rape-wanking my arse
>>214969650>Kane scores a header 16th minute>Kane scores again 32nd minute>Luis Diaz scores 52nd minute>Palmer scores 86th minute3-1, the script leak from UEFA is on /sp/
got everything prepared for a wank lads
>>214969642he was thoughand they all loved hilaryand together they practically represent the democratic party establishment
>>214969763>tf>tp
>>214969736king charles bigham
>>214969650Cheeky 1-0 chelsea :^p
>>214969776waiting for my evening poo before i have mine
>>214969725riding on poo seal's coattails at the minute but I'd give it 2nd place, yeah
>>214969793steady on mate let the gimmick breathe a bit
>>214969776>ladsdesperate to fit in much? call us "guys"
Bigham barry mcguigan
any arse rapists in
might become gay
>>214969776just had one mewhat preparations do you take?
mincing a nigger into minced nigger and replacing the minced nigger at the charlie bighams pre prepared food kitchen with my newly minced nigger and altering the flavour as my minced nigger is of a lower quality than the high quality minced nigger they use a the charlie bighams pre prepared food kitchen
Cole Palmer, take a bow, son
reckon liverpool will lose to atletican't handle their scrappiness>>214969772subscribing to this
>>214969832you sound a bit queer, guy
We make our dishes the same way you would. We only ever use ingredients that Charlie would be happy to have in his kitchen at home.
you dont go on /brit/ for one day and all of a sudden there’s a new gimmick
>>214969877Liverpool are at home
stir frying a nigger in a wok
that here letter was fact looked of real matgeek army
>>214969861*pauses mid-arserape*yea*resumes arserape*
arse chebs bums and tums
>>214969866get a record on the record player. tonight we have Best of Kate Bush a few candles littwo tissues prepared to catch the semen
>>214969926yawn
>>214969909It's just spaki banging on about ready meals
>We make our dishes the same way you would.
Sir Charlie Bigham
>>214969967anti prepared meal virgins will never recover from this image
infinite poo glitch
toby bighams pringles and meatballs in the oven
sir ready mealer
>>214969967>pork mincegrim
>>214969953More of a willies and bum‘ole man yourself, eh? Don’t particularly care for that sort kind of thing, personally.
>>214969912anfield atmosphere is a nonexistent gimmick
>>214969874fuck you, made me panic and think it was an early kick off
>>214969967>pork mincecorr
wind just whistled loudly and it sounded like a blood-curdling screamscared me haha but im ok now
>>214969967rorke's creps omds
Chelsea win 2-1Liverpool lose 0-1
>>214969967Youre supposed to mix it together in the pot/pan before serving you philistine
>>214970077Chelsea win 2-1Liverpool win 3-1Charlie Bigham hat-trick for the Reds
Don’t know what it is but the Bigham gimmick has me absolutely creasing every time I see it. Proper good old school classic /brit/ pre-schizo era
watching tom and jerry
I dunno what to watch why are Chelsea and Liverpool on at the same time it’s criminal they’re both peng games
>>214970080this. also adding pasta water at the same time to prevent it becoming dry
where do you lads pirate champions league games
>>214970056pop a finger in your vagina
Can hear some protest going on a few streets over in hackney but can't be arsed seeing whatProbably some Palestine bollocks again
>>214970134not trying to roleplay tonight sorry
>>214970096>this lad when he sees a new bighampost
>>214970133rorke screenshares it in the britcord
nike tech cronem finna engage in heinous acts
>>214970155i'm also in hackney but i can't hear anything
>>214970173correct
as always, lets give it a go
>>214969967>Those shoes omdsGot the velcro tight enough you spaz
>>214970191rorkes at the pub with the boys for champions league games mate
>>214970173the bobble head in my car when I go over a speedbump
>>214970196Corr I wish I had a desktop
>>214970196wish there were towns like this over heregothic little neighbourhoods full of dark alleys and cafes
Doesn't get much better than this, does it?
>>214970199>NOT FOR EU
>>214970199Hackney Central? I just went to the Tesco's to pick up a Bighams but was shocked to find they don't stock them
nothing wrong with velcroeveryone I work with thinks my velcro shoes look great
>>214970173>love the little head bob she gives
love Netherlandslove Polandhate Japanhate France
lol, his wee shoes.
off to bed
hi x
>>214970200Ok so you agree you are a racist selfish hypocritic bastard
>>214969439
>>214970258how did countries function before migration
>>214970213aye but he leaves his pc on
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umchicken x
>>214970280good clean scrap
>>214970249just south of london fields station
>>214970244Alright, ok... I'll admit it... I thought you guys were joking around but that actually looks AMAZING.
>>214970298Colonisation and internal migration from the countryside to the cities.
>>214970273:(>>214970280:)
>>214970263Love France personality wish I were FrenchIt’s just a better version of England
>>214970279ok
>>214970280attack: 100accuracy: 20damage: 1
>>214970199These used to get reduced to £4.50 at the big sainsbury's near meYou couldn't dream of such discounts these days. Starmer's legacy.
>>214970280just a bit of banter
>>214970324Couldn't agree more
I look forward to next week, when cidermaster Martin Thatcher supplants the Honourable Mr Bigham as /brit/s foremost gimmick
I'm a Guy Fawkes lad me
incoming 400% increase in charlie bigham sales and the execs haven't a clue why
>>214970280Chucking out time at the ALS convention after party
>>214970244>For 2>1 bowl>1 fork
>>214970302>£40,000 for 5 years experience>>214970317Nice area that see you at the dolphin on Friday
going to perform a cooking of chicken drumsticks in my small convection oven
>>214970280Why can't anglos just behave? Why can't they hold their liquor in? Send them back, send them all back to Angeln and Normandy.
picking up catberg by her hind leg to remind her of some bloody humility
Me and Rorke making our willies kiss in the woods behind Spar
cider mentionedstill can't believe this jingle wasn't released as a full songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWNSHAV7Lygfucking fuming
>>214970394normandy is probably nicer than anywhere in britain
>>214970394This was in kildare
>>214970307not really one of them is trying to stab people
Hi everyone :). My name is Paul, I'm new here. Just want to introduce myself to the group. Does anyone here want to fist me in the arsehole?
>>214970244love a crisp glass of wacfteinec
>>214970417I don't dare kill anyone I admit
>>214970386I've been told that's a nice pub. Was planning on going. Will see you there
>>214970428Are you a proud Scottish nationalist?
>>214970302(Temp contract, will be replaced by a lad in Mumbai in 12 months)
serves 2 doesn't mean serves 2 just like how there isn't 2 servings in a 500ml bottle of coke
>>214970428alright paul. nah i'm alright at the moment thanks mate
>214970196<<My padawan learner ((lenny face)) you're not given permission to do that yet!WOMEN AND GUYS OF THIS 'EARTH'It's their word for Genso.
>>214969485Here at /brit/ we are all rich when it comes to friendship and love :) . You are a rich man for being here :) .
>>214970461reckon it serves two but only if you add bread and other cheeky indoid side dishes scran
>>214970451I LOVE SCOTLAND!!!!!!!!
>>214970477was just saying this down pub
YOUR CUNTING DAUGHTER
>serves 2 doesn't mean serves 2>just like how there isn't 2 servings in a 500ml bottle of coke
Right, better be getting on with these FUCKING dishes now.
>>214970517Fucking hell get them cleaned you cunt. Get them fucking cleaned!!!!
Fighting the government is hard but worth it
rorke only eating the chicken from his curry and complaining about being hungry later leftpol eating with his hands to be authentic and giving himself food poisoning
fattest man in the world was from the ukused to watch the documentary where he had to be cleaned by a team and airlifted out of his house and wank to it
>>214970510It means it serves two women, so a decent serving for a man is about three-quarters of it.
getting Charlie Clark tickets these days is a real pain in the neck
im evil and insane
not going to pretend im a tiny manim a big boy i need big food
>>214970451>voted no for scotland>voted yes for brexitcouldn't be happier with my choice
>"Let's race back to your place Anon!">"Loser has to cook the Bigham's!"
>>214970534>August 36Come on now who edited this
>>214970541love that my 600lb kino showfavourite was a yank lady that couldn't fit in her shower and her feeder just hosed her outside in the garden like some sort of animal
>>214970544By those calculations you must be able to stomach about 1/8th you poof
watching black people react to thingshttps://youtu.be/Jn4Mtm0-8zc?si=DNEIiY4NMNMJR8IR&t=265
Heard a bunch of police sirens and now the chanting has stopped
The best thing about Bigham's Chicken Kyivs is that they're fucked by the big man himself
might get into recreational fentanyl use
>>214970541>and wank to it
>>214970572get those big bites down you sunshine
>>214970603yeah black people are funny and cool
>>214970599Not very intelligent, are you.
>>214970477motherfucker mike on a mad one
I liked Leonard Nimoy as Spock. He was also the bad guy in an episode of Columbo.
>>214970616:)
>>214970383>he doesnt meal for 2 for 1
social democracy but only for whiteslike denmark
>let's go to this party, i've heard the guy that owns the place has charlie>I'm not comfortable being around cocaine>no, chelsea, i meant charlie bigham's!
>>214970592i like when they try to get out of cars but are so fat they fall overalso a big fan of 1000lb sisters and how one of them is so fat it goes to her forehead
Browsing M&S clothingAbsorbing clues by osmosis
you've been mandala'd it's charlie BINGHAM
ahaha great stuff lads
>>214970676Get a look at Charles Tyrwhitt instead
would never eat a chicken kyiv been a kiev since i was born and it'll be a kiev until I die
>>214970674looks like ray mears after a bee sting
how many hours a day do you spend here lads?not going to name names, but i suspect many of you spend far too much time here
Time for a nice black coffee and a rewatch of hullhistorynerd's excellent YouTube video, 'The Lost Villages of Hull: Sculcoates'
>>214970719Already got some shirts on order my friendSadly the chinos, whilst smart, do not fit my athletic calves
kinda fancy a chicken kiev chicken burger now
reckon that was a contender for world's fastest poo right thereliterally sit down, plop, wipe, flush
Should I watch Liverpool or Chelsea
>>214970785commiserations ladit happens to the best of us
>>214970719M&S stocks CTIt's a one-stop-clue-shop
>>214970785quick pooer menot hanging around init
>>214970793gravitate toward the team with the biggest, juiciest bbcs in your mind
>>214970638Shatner was also a bad guy on Columbo
>>214970763I work full time so it's usually only on days off I actually come here, however on those days I'm on it most of the day aha
>serves 2
Sir Pants Shartner
>>214970817exactlygot things to do
Care & Attention. Fresh Ingredients. Hand Prepared. Always.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my incel walkI'm an online man no time to talk
sir boi pucci
>>214970674didnt one of the sisters get massive lipo recently
sir own arse raper
heard Charlie Bigham will be knighted
>>214970763I would phonepost but the IP range is banned. Instead I just react to posts pretending like I'm replying
>>214970782*kyiv
ATTENTIONPlease tell me your favourite building, monument or artefact associated with the Industrial Revolution in Britain
lets all go watch One Battle After Another and get arty film gfs
>>214970918those big chains
>>214970918Ironbridge
>>214970763
CBE for services to ready meals
Dadstein has mixed feelings about electric cars.On one hand, he's a gigarorke turbochud and he hates the green agenda stuff.On the other hand, he's an engineer and he's intrigued by cool new technology.
SIR Charlie Bigham
>>214970960Bit of an obvious answer
>>214970918Steelbridge
>>214970918anything brunel did, like the great western railway
MBE for services to thrice-cooked chicken and a bit of old rice
>>214970918Never learnt it at school. They was too busy learning me linear algebra you see.
Crepe check! Crepe check!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv_Ej3_nGgc
Guess who's back
>>214970975>newbeen around for centuries
>>214970918
>>214970997isn't that a football club?
rorke playing the saxophone with a soul of a runaway slave
>>214970975feel like i've seen this post before because I've told somebody electric cars aren't new
what if we all went into /fr/ and posted crêpe check
Right so my washing machine just decided to turn off mid-wash, did itThe Hotpoint support team will be hearing about this
having some nice british english tomato soup to soothe my diorea tummy x
I bought a brigham ready meal years ago and liked the little wooden box it came in, so I washed it out and keep random stuff in it
>>214971023yes my g
>>214971093get all that poo out of you sunshine
>>214970763about 16 hours
>>214971036a bobby dazzler
>>214970962bruh
>>214971085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFwv0i65elo
welsh people have a certain look to themthey remind me of continental europeans if they opened their mouth i would not expect to hear english or welsh out of a lot of them
>>214970477""Names Smokey Mr. Solo, we're from the Gethan System."">>214970945<I don't have anything to say you can't check my fans on tumblr for except that is in fact a good idea for an N64 like game. Always Member Ghosts N Goblins.Yes I do worship her to her annoyance.
>>214971109straps in the big 25
>>214971088this happened to me recently and it turned out the mice had partly eaten the cable and it was shorting mid-cycle and tripping the breaker
big fan of this photo
>>214971119it already came out lad posted about it here >>214968893
>>214970334porn is blocked in France
>>214970918Your grandma's massage parlour
>>214971176There she is. England.
>>214971198Blocked in England too unless you cough up your ID
>>214971146I'm a small part welsh. Might explain why people think I'm some sort of med
>>214971198No need for porn when getting laid is as easy as getting gum
>>214971178'kinelldid anyone notice
business idea:sir charlie bigham
>>214971176you've been hoodwanked by AI
charlie bigbrad
>>214971221my dad is welsh and hes got dark eyes dark hair and a tan and i really dont know whylooks like one of them southern french bugpeople
>>214971200Grandma grew up in rural Yorkshire and has been married to her childhood sweetheart, my beloved Grandfather, for 60 years. She would never dream of running a Thai-style brothel under the guise of nice, healthy 'massages'. Please refrain from insulting her with your crass comments.Admittedly, my other nan is a bit of a goer, but you probably didn't mean her.
will the bigham gimmick continue tomorrow?there's no way of telling, i'll have to tune in to find out
business idea: Pretend to be Brad Pitt in the hospital and with AI scam some french woman out of thousands of euros
Sir Serves-Two Charlie Bigham
>>214971274I'll see to it that it does
>>214971219not in Netherlands or Poland, on the proxy
in this thread charlie kirk is a hero end of story
>>214971230well one hopes not
>my dad is welsh
New Banksy and thattt
>>214971301>b-but you hated him while he was alive!!!American patriot. 'nuff said.
If these men were alive today they'd be eating Charlie Bigham
>>214971341They must've been heart broken when they saw the dutch flag.
>>214971327good old fashioned photoshop here none of that woke ai nonsense
Someone 4k upscaled the Angela Winter gangbang from asshole fever (2005) on epornerMy wanking career is finally complete
The country that recaptured the Falkland Islands 40 odd years ago today cannot successfully deport one illegal migrant
>>214971378find God
>>214971301he was -ackked, everybody knows that
>>214971319me af
get the strap
>>214971378Your illustrious career in wanking, eh Rorke?
>>214971392And ask him for more porn
>when u hear dat hymen snap and she let out a loud screammmhmm, anuva hymen cloak sorted
>>214971439gloves, mask, jet-black coatman do dirt then head back home
>>214971447grow up
>>214971301Oi RorkeWind your 'neck' in, alright?*begins laughing maniacally and thumping the table*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R92Wti_j-3Y
>>214971439click clack the guns comin out
apple crumble being scranned as we speakmy dad made it
Got some nice digits
NEW>>214971516>>214971516>>214971516
>>214971487thought this was rayner
>>214971497thought they were nipple covers in the thumbnail
