beeching edish
Partner is on her girls holiday in Jamaica and due to come back tomorrow and I haven’t heard from her since she went out to a party last night, been frantically trying to get in touch with the British Consulate there but with everything going on with Hurricane Melissa there’s limited stuff they can do to help, just hope her and her friends haven’t been caught up in the storm
>>216271295posted it again award
>>216271221i thought anglos were the embodiement of greed and perfidy why did they intentionally make themselves poor
this site would become better instantly if they removed the porn boards
get his fucking rags off
Cutting my own head off with a katana
>>216271359Remove anonymity. Human interaction is not supposed to be anonymous
anybody know some good imageboards?
>>216271221there was a train station in my town but sadly it was removed
It begins
grown men spending their day talking about poo
>>216271321dont reply to spaedo
>>216271465don't understand how anyone sane can be deciding where to go on holiday and go "ah yes I know, India!"
sudo apt install poo
190 on a mad one
>>216271359make it a textboard
boards:int;file:only;/^United States$/
>>216271498labouroids vote against their economic interests
had a dream about shitting in public again award
RIP Jamaica
>>216271500Me when i overhear the colorectal surgeons in the pub after work
>>216271524>E: Unable to locate package poonew business opportunity right here
>>216271333>ktikI suspect this stands for "kek this is ktim" and I'm on board with it.
anyone want a detailed account of my dream last night?
>>216271591actually it stands for kek this is [kek this is [kek this is [kek this is [kek this is [kek this is [kek this is^n iterations
>>216271625no
brew install --cask poo
>>216271524dont really know what this means but i know its about POO
>>216271625*quietly confers with several other posters then turns back to you*No.
>>216271570the first good post from this flag
>Jap girl with makeup on half her facemadthey are witches
>>216271633ktik caused a stack overflow error
Can honestly say I have never been interested hearing another person describe their dream to me. I'm sure it was a great dream for them as they experienced it, but it's not enjoyable to hear for other people.
whenever I adjust my sleep schedule to skip the day when the neighbour's dog is active he leaves so I just ruin my sleep for nothing and whenever I adjust it back up to waking up in the morning he returns so his fucking dog could torture me without downtime
If you were on red hat and the install option for yum was redundant in that yum defaulted to install you could write "yum poo" but as this is not the case you have to use "yum install poo" which is far less amusing>>216271782this is chinese
ha, women! What are they like, eh?
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/jamaica.htmlGet the live cams onGet the hurricane watchedGet the floating cars countrd
>>216271713it's just installing poo on linux that's it
>>216271818I... don't know.
>>216271797there is no easier way to come across as a gormless dullard than talking about your dreams with excitementyou'd have to be a 10/10 with massive cleavage for me to even pretend to be paying attention to you
>>216271465Could knock out every single person in this video with one punch.
https://www.ebay.de/itm/39718692845710pounds laptop
>>216271814you could alias yum for yum install
>>216271812ayo this lad's neighbour's dog is activeeee git up mush
>>216271826if it works on linux then why the hell am i still using windows
>>216271855you going to buy it henric?
>>216271835I find them interesting if they are rife with symbolism it's like somebody laying bare the unconscious workings of their existence before you
glod
I'm dumb she's a les-bee-yun
He's got you there rorke
He can't be on our thread no more.Our thread? He's gotta go!
>>216271940why would someone on holiday need to integrate
This is me btw. Every time you're mean to me on this website, this is who you're picking on.
chocolatey install poo
>>216271980*sparks you clean the fuck out*
>>216271940explain? is this some scottish thing?
>>216271940holidays famously the same thing as emigrating
>>216271949>on our threadESL detected
>>216271980yes well that is in fact a cat and not a person so I'm afraid I don't believe you
>>216272011
nth for the gyaldem
>>216272045why are you afraid do i scare youare you easily scared
>>216271940leave it on reddit next time
>>216271940kek
>>216272043wrong. on a website. on a social media site.
>>216272064mate get a life you do this shit all day
if you have watched porn and wanked holding your phone then there is video and audio of you jerking off saved onto glowie servers
>>216272129thats a disabled woman
>>216272132in a thread
Find it strange walking around and seeing Chinese people. It's still a novelty for me, fascinates me. I'm very old and it still seems like they should be in very distant lands, the kind you have to travel for months to reach. Every time I go pick up a Chinese I end up staring at them because of my fascination with the Chinese.
ol graverobber dont wanna split his fortune with the land
>>216272167anywhere with a decent uni has loads of chinks cutting about
>>216272165me when i get shrunk to the size of a molecule and fly into the fabric of my bedsheets
>>216272167>I'm very oldlarping underage alphoid detected
>>216272158only time i've wanked when using my phone is in the dark
>>216272210Every accusation is a confession.
>>216272143I don't and it's a singular post
toe in a hole
Who else over 30 here? How's the old leg joints doing?
>>216272237
21ST CENTURY INCEL MAN
american blacks are going to chimp out en masse on monday
>>216272281Knee is fucked. Hips are starting to get very stiff and they crackle when I stretch
>>216272281I'm on day 3 of a hangover
ok lads we're all getting into business together. what's the move? Let's get rich
You telling me there is more than one gyaldem/baddiedem spammer?
>russian women:look handcrafted by god>russian men:
nth for the Gwynndem
pip install poo
a country putting its citizens first. imagine that
sudo apt-get install pscr
they didn't tell you?
sometimes my poo goes down the loo with a very nautical splash sound (don't know how to describe it but it gives je ne sais quoi) I always scream BOMBS AWAY
>>216272304why does this actually slap tho
94th for the tobydemmies
>>216272382zenocide
>>216272341oh my days he's not even using pip3
>>216272385comped
bun run poo
feel very mentally ill today
>>216272382strange coincidence
>>216272428nibba using bun omds
>>216272382scrmaing
>>216272457bun is based akshually
>A 22-year-old Afghan national was Tasered and arrested on suspicion of murder and attempted murder, after one man died and three others stabbed during a incident at Midhurst Gardens, UxbridgeWell leftypol?
rheumatoid arseritis
>>216272485you're sick down the crohnem
>That post doesn't exist any more.
>>216272503don't look back in anger x
Trying to get a date with a girl from a dating app but she says she's busy on Friday and the weekend.What do? I assume people generally don't go on dates on dark Thursday evenings if she's even available.
looks windy in jamaica
had a dream i shagged chase infiniti
>>216272536yeah mate i farted, sorry about that
>>216272503weird how the beeb are reporting nationality nowback in the day it used to be "a man" and they left it at that
>>216272534>I assume people generally don't go on dates on dark Thursday evenings if she's even available.Literally no reason why not
>>216272534she's dating other blokesshe's a slagleave her be
>Fear of mass killings as thousands trapped in besieged Sudan city taken by militia group
>>216272534people go on week night dates all the time you clueless incel gimp
why isn't rorke out protesting all this stuff about migrant rapists and murderers?
>>216272578how is that funny you asshole?
>>216272578which British county is this Sudan city in?
2 years since Matthew Perry k holed in his hot tub and drowned
>>216272591Got a job mate x
>>216272578
never been on a date
>>216271855>i7>1.8ghzWhat's the point?Don't fall for the thinkpad meme, Lenovo are dogshit on build quality, usually building in some fatal flaw.
>>216272605mental there's probably going to be a 20-30 year gap between his death and the other 5
>>216272603mong. Sudan was a British colony forever.
>>216272591it was on the ballotand rape won
>>216272620I'll give you a date
>>216272591live under a rock do you mate?
Toilberg is seething, on the verge of losing it screaming oh my days what a sad bloke
>>216272599theyre brown
>>216272578Who's this chap?You seem to be posting him all the time in /brit/
>>216272629not that mental considering he was the only junkie in the crew hope Lisa Kudrow dies soon
>>216272652
>>216272643yeah?
>>216272652Brajlez Wolscz
>>216272650Howlning
Two brown people selling poppies in Waverley station. What the fuck is going on lads
bradleyposter on his daft half-hour
>>216272685
>>216272534don't push it too hard trying to get her on a date, it won't do you any favours. If you're that arsed just continue talking as normal but be a bit less responsive. That should let you know if she's actually bothered or not. If she is, she'll keep talking to you.
>>216272669what?why would you say that you horrible horrible man
>>216272645that was ancient history
do you retards seriously have bradley folders
This is going to come as a shock to you lads, but people dying isn't funny.
>>216272732ok retard
>>216272643calendar mfs be like
>>216272737you be surprised what some freaks here have folders of
hello I'm bradley folders
>>216272534An easy bang for me. Simple case of Bait, Hook, Reel, Release then Hit her with the flipped positive Neg and slowly work my way in and oscillate into being AMOG (Alpha male of group), maximise chances of #Close by using the Compliance Test and slipping into the C&F routine (Cocky & Funny). Next slap her with a Bitch Shield while I analyse her BL and try to avoid falling into any traps her BBF (beta boyfriend) might fall into himself since I want to BMOG him while he's not there. If she gives me any trouble I'll pull out the Don Juan special Grand Master style and force EC (emotional connection) before pushing for the Fuck Close.If she has AWD then I simply know she's JAW and ditch, she probably doesn't have Survival and Reproduction Value anyway but if it's an SDL (same day lay, for the layman) then I'd SUAL and Check the Buying Temperature and Buy at the spike for a quick turn around. Bang! Easy.
>>216272132You didn't enter the thread?Never seen a poster saying they climbed on top of the thread you gimp faced forrener
the new captcha tongues my angus
>>216272163Nah I think she's just asian
brown pussy, for me
>>216272809
>>216272243Me when the judge makes me stand up in court and enter a plea
>>216272776>/^Guernsey$/byebye!
>>216272823it's insane how good AI filters have gotten this bint was nowhere near as good looking in her early videos
>>216272839Ov rah lad
*clambers onto /brit/*alri
>>216272860she was a kid back then
>>216272809based
>>216272889get down from there!
got a lucky dip for euromillions toneet could do with winning
my gay faggot existence is continually being raped by evil spiritual forces
Right, leftypops, get your copes ready.
went to bed at 10pm last night as i was proper knackered
>>216272946>criminals going to jaildoes rorke not approve of this or something?
>>216272929yeah well tough luck cause actually I need to win more that you do
>>216272970same but I was asleep by 21:38
>>216272930It's unironically the demiurgeThat cunt makes my life more difficult all the time by sending me the most mentally ill women
>>216272929I hope you win lad x
My DHL delivery still hasn't arrived despite me paying for 'next day' delivery last week. Have emailed them using their support portal asking for updates but have had nothing back. Is there fuck all I can do?
tried using that meetup app before but it's just full of old codgers
>>216273002so you were asleep at 21:38 and went to bed at 10pm? get your story straight lad
>>216273019you could get a life?
Socialism has never been tried.
>>216272970That's just my usual beddy time
>>216273005
>>216273042Mealy mouthed reply.
>>216273055don't see the appeal of mental women, prefer qt well-adjusted ones myself
cracky chan was my first love
>>216273055The pussy may well be great but the mental toll of being with them is fucking awful
>>216273106A bloke, that
>>216273055mousenoncette
>>216273055
>>216273126this was before trannies, newfag
>>216273139Don't meltdown
>>216273106is cracky chan that one which has the weird photo of her on a table or something like that
what we saying then lads? Hingetoil or nah?
>>216273171stay single
ugh I just can't even right now
>>216273106>>216273139mental how she was underage the entire time
>>216273156
error checked my hard drive
>>216273189so were we all tbf
>>216272771Me when I fold Bradleys
when's deal or no deal back then?
corrr
>>21627330080iq slop
>>216273191eccied
already dreading the summer clock change
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
>>216273342LOL!
>>216273316are we deadass?
leftypol climbing into a clinical waste bin for comfort
>>216273370your mums arse was dead after I gave it a clapping last night
>>216273316Fuck it I would I'm already eating snails so whatever man just give me the bugs
>>216273342alri peter kitchens
>>216273346the asmr fart porn setup
>>216273402reunited with his willy
just when he thought he was climbing into a clinical waste bin, they pull leftypol back out
so where's andrew going to go?
they’re making a female American Psycho? what’s it about, my ex wife?
>>216273446*canned studio laughter*
dont like pastrami dont know why id eat it when im allowed to eat pork (the tastiest meat)
>>216273446i thought they were doing one with austin butler
yhe binble screaming
>>216273405Do you actually?I thought escargot was a prank to get tourists to eat shite
>>216273446Laugh track and turns to the camera with a smirk
still howling at this
>>216273537so this is rorke
pooing out my penis and peeing out my poonis
>>216273549no thats clearly joshua
>>216273474(4chan's /brit/ is filmed in front of a live studio audience)
>>216273537same guy
>>216273446haha alri good yank
>>216273573
>>216273494Yeah we do. But only on occasions, you mostly see them around Christmas and new year as an appetizer. I'm from burgundy where they're eaten with garlic, parsley and butter, that's the most common way I see them prepared. I don't know if they're prepared any other way.To be honest they don't taste like much, imagine a shrimp without the seafood taste that's pretty much what they are.
dress to impressspark these bitches interest
merry christmas, beloved familyI've put some garlic on some mud-sucking crawling bogies for you allhope you enjoy lungworm!
>>216273545that was my post. glad you liked it x
might get a chinky in
>>216273687On the find it fix it flog it myself, wheeler dealers after lad
>>216273796based
>>216273814this one? >>216272129
Posting on /brit/
no smiling friends this week
I don't cook. Cooking is for women & effeminate men.
I cannot believe what shit people are listening to these days.This song, Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You, has 300 million views. The song has sold 1,268,000 copies.It is played everywhere. Here are the actual lyrics:>I don't give a fuck, I don't give a fuck>I don't, I don't, I don't give a fuck>Bitch, I don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do>Don't give a fuck about you or anything that you do>I don't fuck with you>You lil' stupid-ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you>You lil', you lil' dumb-ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you>I got a million trillion things I'd rather fuckin' do>Than to be fuckin' with you, lil' stupid assZoomers are calling this genius.
i love diveristy because of the wonderful food!
>>216273850no I'm referring to the cuisine
>>216273894
>>216273902squelch
>>216273902that song is 10 yeara old nigga
>>216273843Went to shit after ed china left
drinking nigga whiskey from the hood
>>216273894>don't*can't
>>216271221
>>216273348Fuck off FHP
>>216273711Hey now it's way more complicated than that. You first have to raise them, then you have to extract the guck and only then can you eat them. It's fine cuisine you wouldn't get it.
0 emails sent0 meetings attended7 hours spent shitposting on /brit/
>>216273894what do you eat
you cant charge a laptop off usbdont even know why you'd think you can
>>216273990you can with some, it's a new features for zoomers who need to charge their phones from prolonged use
That’s the ‘kizza munchie box ordered. 9 inch pepperoni, donna meat, small cheeseburger and chips and bossman’s throwing in a wee tinnie of cokeAll for £13.99, how do they do it lads?
>>216273980funny how that works
>>216273934that's him dumped down a bolivian cobolt-mine-turned-landfill
>>216274011>zoomers who need to charge their phones from prolonged usetruemillennials don't use phones
>>216273843that henry cole gets on my wick
I cannot believe what shit people are listening to these days.This song, Lil Zeidy - All Gherk'd Up, has 300 million views. The song has sold 1,268,000 copies.It is played everywhere. Here are the actual lyrics:>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be comin' round the Gherkin>Comin' round the Gherkin>Comin' round the Gherkin when she comes>She'll be riding six black cronem when she >comes>She'll be riding six black cronem when she comes>She'll be riding six black cronem>Riding six black cronem>Riding six black cronem when she comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy when he comes>She'll be teasing little Timmy>Teasing little Timmy>Teasing little Timmy when he comesZoomers are calling this genius.
why can't this be me??
>>216274013Never seen one of these£14 would get you a small doner kebab at my local, think it's because my area is quite affluent so they think they can take the piss
>>216273990You have uno
>>216273941can't blame him for leaving
>>216274054would honestly clobber her
>>216274054thought all this lot got fired
>>216274060I don't have uno
>>216274038You need to die
>>216274013they do it by using only the most dogshit quality bottom of the barrel ingredients they can find, knowing full well that runtoid cretins will lap it up and ask for seconds!
rape everyone and alt+f4
>>216274054Would honestly stalk and chase down like a rabid dog
>>216274081they are so fucking dumbthat shit costs £500 a year max which is coming out of their salaryi'd rather have the money than crisps and deodorant
>>216274089no, they're firing white men (as they should)
Sir Product Manager
>>216274081>snacks and hygiene productsImagine the animals that work there that need to be fed snacks to be happy and given free soap and deodorant so they don't reek the place out
>>216273949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaVR5wDMG4Y
managing a twix into my mouth
>>216274134of course she doesn't fucking codeshe gets paid for being a black womancybersecurity without being able to code is like saying you're a builder but you don't touch any tools
>>216274199code and seethe chudware engineer mong
>>216274134Wonder what she actually does if she can't code then. Sends emails reminding everybody about password safety and good internet practices?
>>216274229You wouldn't know given that you do not have a job
>>216274229there are a lot of threat intelligence roles that essentially just technical analyst work rather than engineering
>>216274199these are the people in charge of the british government's cybersecurity
>>216274199watch it with the racism m8 this is your final warning
>>216274265>technical analyst workAll involves knowledge of programming. All security attacks are based on understanding software architecture and code bases, none of which is possible if you don't code.
>>216274221>>216274229>>216274265>>216274271she literally said in the video timmy does the coding for her
>>216274246I'm a sysadmin for an NHS hospital>>216274265Roles that are highly dependent on knowledge of the low level end of computers yeah
>>216274186https://voca.ro/1755pOXIpvtl
>>216274306Why are you speaking as if you have experience and industry knowledge? You don't. You're an unemployed incel who took some free online python courses.
escarots are honestly so good
>>216274332>>216274332
>>216274346alri judas
>>216274373just earthy-tasting little pieces of soft rubber drowning in garlic butter, what's not to love
>>216274295wtf is going on with her eyes
>>216274346Prefer the umcarrots myself
>>216274529i'm actually embarrassed for myself, i hate making dumb mistakes lol
>>216271322roads and trucks were invented
>>216271524Bash: smells lmao
