cold
poo smells lmao
*quickly grabs the comfiest chair in the thread*
>>216301350you bastard*spins around to find another prick in the 2nd comfiest chair while my back was turned*FUCK
car cranks but won't startmight need to get my car towed to a garage which is a 45 second drive away, basically around the cornerfuck meOBDII scanner says no codes
*farts quietly into the thread beanbag chair*
Well if you're gonna be like that then fine. *curls up in his lap like a cute little kitten and starts sucking my thumb*
i'm not gay no mo
lel
So... This is mid afternoon /brit/This all sounds very gay
nth for the baddiedem
>>216301407Aww cmere *puts a blanket over you and gently rocks you to sleep*
>>216301440state
>>216301479foids love that shite anime
queer starmer
>>216301464Coming to a motarway near you sir
>>216301498that's SIR queer starmer to you benchod
>>216301482*goes poopy*
>>216301171there is a gay twink threadfucking peng
>>216301464Zeus(Indra) is smiling down at heaven
state of your vile incelious life
>>216301440
Seen some posts I'm not happy withPlease present your digital ids for me to check and fine, if necessary
>>216301535Oops! Someone’s had an accident! It’s ok little anon, let’s get you freshened up before bed
Does >>216300351 have the source for that?
cop it or naa?
Did WHSmiths rebrandThey’re all called tj jones or something like that now with the same type of branding
>>216301588got mine from BHF
>>216301479love em
>>216301624yh
>>216301495it has great memes and aesthetics
>>216301624the original smiths shops are still in airports and train stations cause they're the only ones that make money and then they sold off all the others and they either got shut down or rebranded
>>216301641CORRRRRRRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>216301657it's mid
>>216301641Those fake leather pants the first one is wearing are pure sex
>>216301662SadDon’t like things closing or changing. Pastry stall that had been in my local shopping centre since I was a kid closed down when the Greggs opened a few years ago
>>216301575You said the naughty word
how many irish have been deported out of britain for 10 years?
>>216301662another symptom of broken britain
I don't get why you niggas still go to worklike what are you working towards? the uk is guaranteed to be a failing arab shithole for the next century at least. Why are you even paying taxes at this point?
>>216301757none, a symptom of broken britain
scrandemonium
>>216301780got to keep the Jewish lot happy or they'll ramp up the biomass imports even more
>>216301780can’t leave, family are all here and have nowhere to go. would give somewhere like norway a shot if i could but dont have any family in the eu and even if white immigrants aren’t as bad an immigrant is still an immigrant, doubt norweigans or wherever would be too happy if loads of brits started moving in.
>>216301806Dinosaurs aren't spooky wtf
>>216301786If Trump the scotsman can deport them, why can't Anglos?
wha is the scrandem
1 literally me hrose career done
why are airports so shit lol
>>216301780Your lot did this to us so don't ask stupid questions
>>216301868Monopoly
quit nicotine againthat's the entire life fixed then
do they still use plaster of paris on crime scenes?
>>216301892one step closery'all need Jesus
>>216301889eurostar existstry again
no halloween plans award
>>216301892been off the muck since last friday me but was gagging to suck a pouch or vape today
*flies through /brit/ at 100 mph*
>>216301940yank tradition anyway innit
>>216301312SCREAMING
>>216301868fancy airports are thirdie mindset, firsties have shit airports for flying, not photographing
having panic attacks every single day because of halloween so fucking scared lads
>>216301312
>>216301440Some amazing albums this kiwi lad
Halloween is a Scottish culture, not mick culture
lads is this ai?some bint just messaged me saying she needs help?
>>216301982not what I meant by shit try again
>>216301994ARGHHHHH
>>216302015
>>216301464They really should not give old people driving licences. What was she thinking taking her two grandchildren in a car with her?
failed at my suicide attempt last night, will be giving it another shot tonight
>>216301982beautiful things make you feel happy and goodpeople dont like flying to italy spain or france just for the weather or culture but because they have beautiful architecture far from from our depressing ugly pit
I hate it when on Teams someone hearts your reply, should be a thumbs upFruity ass mf'sOne hour until toil ends
>>216302052how you managed to fuck that up then
How come aphex twin never got in trouble for doing black face in that one die antwoord music video
>>216302020Post message
>>216301892always tell myself I'll do this and then I don'toh well
>>216301827Well the norwegains owe you hospitality for what they did 1200 years ago. And depending on your ancestry you'd just be returning home.
>>216302052see you tomorrow
glod
>>216302052Don't you divee
>>216301822Ah yes, using terminology and concepts of the same elite you thought were out to "genocide" you and called out for dehumanising you. But it's ok if you do it.Fucking NIMBY sheltered blinders-wearing, propaganda-recycling cretin.
>>216301751yeah it's grim how many local shops we've lost to chains, even if you go to london it's the same few chains and shops you see everywhere elseif I was sir poo barmer id do something with the rents and business rates to make it more feasible for people to run a single shop like a bakery or something
>>216302088she's asking if I'm in London.
>>216302020Got some magic beans I wanna sell you mate I can do you a good price too
why does he do it
why no woman fuck me?
>>216302129No idea what you're on about you weird little gimp
>>216301850
>>216302091Chances are you'd also be returning home. Speaking of which, when are you coming back and leave Palestine alone?
Sir Lamb Bhuna
>>216302072What is your job?
>>216302091am from the west country and most of my family are from here, wales or further south toward devon and cornwall. doubt im much of a viking descendant. most people aren’t, i think only the south east and far east like norfolk have a lot of continental dna but they’re still majority native briton.
*Drives through /brit/*
white cunt
Oh we are an odd bunch
>>216302080Tried to suspension hang on a door knob but mum caught me so I had to tell her I'm into auto erotic asphyxiation
>>216302239fuck off back to your shithole country
>>216302210soft verges are the best verges
mboko is back I see
>>216302241pandemic /brit/ was crazy
>>216302186During the covid campaign didn't you denounce all those malthusian weirdos who found a route forward for capital in turning us into living batteries (artificial meat, update jabbings, genetic engineering of everything)? So now why are you adopting the same outlook on life by describing someone else as "biomass"? And comparing them to soulless things that are "imported"?
>>216302265when will you, Mick O'Cucckeddy?
Fucking hell off he goes again
just ignore all irish flagsthey never say anything of worth in real life and clearly they are not trying to change that online either
>>216302241Done disgusting and insane things in my life, and these anecdotes make me feel a lot better about myself
>>216302241I remember this thread, why didn't you put my post there?
>>216302339didn't make it
>>216302187Right that it's Giru, stop denying it. It's fucking you mate. Are you still talking with the scouse accent?
'moo on the 'ifhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761553200277103.webm
>>216302285>pandemic
>>216302339not up to scratch sorry
IEisbased
My brother did computer science and for his work experience he was taken to a Nigerian’s garage and told to code his website that teaches coding because he didn’t know how
Hate my disgusting inbred subhuman face
>>216302302shut it pole
I have officially switched from ChatGPT to Grok
sir Nigel Faraday will deport irish cunts
mad that the RSF are flat out killing black people in Sudan because they're Arab Supremacists, and the UAE are funding themI don't particularly care, It's just interesting.
>>216302396If that isn't proof of white genocide I don't know what is.
>>216302377love her nipples and bumhole
New captchas? Not a fan.
>>216302411Farage*
>>216302397Hey, apparently we do have something in common!
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
passed a bit of a crash on the way home, sort of junction where you'd have to be blind or an absolute fucking retard to drive out into the side of a passing car. and the colour of the vehicle's occupants who were stood around on the pavement?
>>216302423TIA - This is Africa.
>>216302439you not got the script installed?
>>216302377ALERTNO PENISALERTNO PENIS
prime minister sir nigella lawson
>>216302461Marxists do tend to be dysgenic and unpleasant on the eyes. Meanwhile the striving third positionist has an austere beauty to them.
script wanker loves his lil scripts
>>216302468you're russian, brown women will throw their selves to you
just seen a camgirl i like without makeupoof
>>216302461Yes comrade now where's my incel bennies
Too much effort to post now
>>216302516i'm an actor so i have to follow them
>>216302506Absolutely mate, absolutely*signals to the nurses to take you away*
black pussy CHANGED rorke
the doctor won't see you now
>>216302468keep your chin up sasha it's only going to get worse
>>216302599la truth nucleáre
>>216302586Would probably unleash weeks worth of cum if a girl started grinding on me like that lol
MY MIND HAS BEEN POLLUTEDAND MY ENERGY DILUTED
what to do if the buddy support card creek isnt showing up in any training options ever (only other stamina card is)
DOGSHIT GIMMICK ALERTI REPEAT, DOGSHIT GIMMICK ALERT
>>216302632I hope the farmers hang Modhi in the central square of Delhi
>>216302651Thanks for informing us mate, we wouldn't be able to decide for ourselves.
Been healthy all week but brainstein wants a Maccas or something
i'm the tony montana of sussex
I'm french and I love women with big asses and big tits
>>216302709Too late
>>216302700SUS sex x
this place has become far more mentally ill after the scamdemic
>>216302726KTIM
>>216302656i want meloni to show me her hairy pussy
>>216302726People aren't the same any more
>>216302744Immense comeback. Did you think of it yourself?
gold ship investigating
>>216302726The whole world has. What a shit time.
got a pain my upper chest
Anime is for nonces
>>216302586Scrm https://www.tiktok.com/@go1andonly/video/7369656287233068321
>>216302805'ax 'atus?
those Japanese sure do know their brainwashing though
>>216302821Howl
surely a scammer wouldn't be able to make all this up
>>216302824grok said it so it must be true
>>216302853shut the fuck up
>>216302768my eyes are getting dim. thought i saw an italian flag. pardon me sir
fuck you
thread themehttps://youtu.be/sj9Rk2LTWFY
anime is wash-brain (revenge for hiroshima unironically) >proc 3* stamina (+63 stamina) >dont get stanima spark (even though it is 2% chance but I am not even able to get speed roll)
>>216302879Denounce Modhi now. Embrace the farmers' struggle, which is our struggle.
Once got a message from a Yank lass who thought I was her mate, told her I wasn't but if she wanted to talk about it anyway I'd listen, actually managed to keep it going for a bit, she was peng too
>>216302824That shows diversity at the population level, not that individuals are mutts.
>>216302886she's so sexy I want to fuck her so badly
she cute
>>216302853My Ugandan colleague keeps falling for these, takes me days to convince him it's some little chinky fella playing the long game
now I am 464 stamina at satsuki sho (gold ship)
might go upstairs.
Got an Indian pal but I don't know if her family are pro or anti-Modi, all that stuff's a mystery to me
>>216302886me?
can't got a 'ard on
>>216302919It was an indian brother
>>216302875I could be getting my dick wet if this works out
>>216302952i'm already there
colts and fillies >-<
>>216302980This was before they got the internet
>>216302995I didn't ask for more off-topic shite, I said shut the fuck up
>>216302935A population is made of individuals
>>216303027:3
getting dark now
lucy letby, let her out
>nonproblem
>>216303048She'll for sure get lynched by Facebook mums when she does
>whats that rorke, you find me attractive?
>>216303102I will protect her
>>216302913maybe later lad i'm wanking right now
is this bacon halal?
>>216303008need to pee and then lay down on my bedbut the stairs are a hurdle
>>216303037I could hand her off to you, seeing as she doesn't know what I look like
Don't know why London gets a say if Scotland wants to be free
Lucy Letbygones be bygones, that's what I say
don't know why rorke gets a say if ngubu gets deported
Don't get why London gets a say. Free Lucy.
today in British history:Anglo-Turkish piracyThe British Protestants and the Muslim Turks, more precisely the Barbary pirates, collaborated during the 17th century against their common enemy, Catholic Europe. Not only the English corsairs participated to this collaboration, but also the Dutch, who shared the same objectives.Catholic ships were attacked and the crew and passengers taken to Algiers, modern day Algeria, or other places of the Barbary Coast to be sold as slaves. Some of them pirates, such as Ward and Danseker, were renegades who had adopted Islam.
so its come to this
>>216303038Having a bunch of blacks in a neighbourhood beside a bunch of whites does not make the individuals half black half white.
Was going to do a reply about the Sami but I just don't really care
>>216303159>freeThe crown was unified under a Scottish king, and the act of union was desired by the Scots as a means of bailing them out after their failed attempts at colonisation in Central America. I love you dearly Finland, but don't run your fucking mouth alright?
>>216303239The Scottish king is probably dead. Haven't heard from him lately.
This WILL be the last /brit/
are we ready for the conversation that a lot of modern transgenderism is just late-stage porn addiction?
>>216303275people always say that
>>216303269he was live on twitch just seven hours ago
just used desuarchive for the first time and wow do I have a lot of identifiable posts
yeah well just get her freed
leftypol won
Any constantly touching own penis and testicles man here?
>start doing kegels>literally precumming all the timebruhkeep the twinks awayill drown themongfron sheesh
>>216303324fucking always
>>216303311no you don't boringlad
Looks like the ol' 'sters never went past the Alps, or Germany and Czechia. Fair, it a scary place out there x
>>216303315our economy is built on canary wharf financiers and pajeeet deliveroo moped riders
sky looks like an oblivion portal right now
>>216303365Chud Zone
>>216303376liar i just looked outside
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
>>216303324started watching TV with my hand cradling my crotch never going back
>>216303365>Czechiacunt
>>216303399sounds like a good gimmique
>>216303346Wish I could stop. For years I've been doing this thing where I wrap a fingertip in my foreskin then pull the side and air flows into it, and I squeeze the air filled skin and it farts out and feels tingly. Wish I was joking
There are men in this thread who have never had a girlfriend
>>216303365>racist>import thousands of browns and blackshuh?
>>216303365been to nearly all the countries on that map
screm
they killed a binman
>>216303435Thanks Rorke
>>216303443can't be true
Kebatu sounds like a gimmick we made up
>>216303443this couldnt be true could it? how absurd
my dad was a professional speedrunner and my mom was an OF model
>>216303458Sir Yellow Filter
remember when bake off used to be just an hour
>>216303528no I don't
west needs destroying, frankly
Mewing on my chinless toilberg he blinked
Would do anything for an 8 ball of coke rn, except verify my identity to a bitcoin vendor, download tor, tumble the coins, send them to a dnm, and get a package sent to my house via 1st class mail
>>216303402now post the next several paragraphs where the judge finds he is lying
2/5 scenarios with my SSR support card pal idk how that is possible
>>216303580Why don't you just move to the middle east brother?Lol you won't :)
>>216303311I reckon some /brit/ regulars can pick me out just from the grammar and post formatting
>>216303611you aint gon do nothing
oguri cap is the other 3* stamina but I think that is on the whales majiro 3* is 600 stamina the bare minimum to get that boost
have to watch football todaywhy cant i just play computer games
>>216303528I remember when noel fielding was a svelte chad instead of the dumpy mess he is now
>>216303661you cant make that post after the first one wanting the wests destructionbit odd ahmed
>>216303674dont know
and vodka has 3* stamina hopefully that is mine :3 I like oguri cap a lot
Today's British theory:>Reserve army of labourReserve army of labour is a concept from Friedrich Engels in his 1845 book The Condition of the Working Class in England.It refers to the unemployed in capitalist society. It also refers to the underemployed (the underuse of a worker because their job does not use their skills, offers them too few hours, or leaves the worker idle)Karl Marx theorized that structural unemployment on a mass scale, other than that caused by natural disasters and wars, rarely existed before the rise of Capitalist society. In ancient societies, all people who could work necessarily had to work, otherwise they would starve; and a slave or a serf by definition could not become "unemployed"Marx writing to Engles in 1847:>"Big industry constantly requires a reserve army of unemployed workers....to have the commodity labour as cheaply as possible, which is only possible when the supply of this commodity is as large as possible in relation to the demand for it, i.e., when the overpopulation is the greatest. Overpopulation is therefore in the interest of the capitalist.
>For 3 days, it felt like the whole entire world was just me, Ruby and some very magical autumnal trees. We didn’t know if it was 10am or 3pm - save for judging by the intermittent sunlight trickling through the foliage from different vantage points in the sky.very cute post from jade about her and ruby's stay in a cabin together with one bed
Oh rorkeypops
got my oguri cap on
>>216303734bit gaybet they hotboxed that little hidey hole with raucous farts
Is cumming inside a twink gay
>>216303734oh they do be gay
>>216303734corr i wonder if they rimmed each others arses
blond twinks
>>216303798nah nothing bent about shagging a mans arse and spunking in his colon
>>216303864thank god.
>>216303734jealous that jade gets to munch on ruby's cake
right thats it. im going upstairs.
selling my nigger shoes on vinted
>>216302423They don't look very Arab to me
>>216303881corr would shoot thick ropes over that
Brit on the right
1st place tenno gold ship >;3
pooing up my japseye
>>216302423leftypol apparently very selective about the genocides he cares about
>>216303214https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95PZxepQwa8
>>216303914gold ship hat looks stupid af
703 stamina gold ship tenno (+12 stamina) 715 etc
doing this dance in my incel bedroom
>>216302935No it doesn't why would Germany be higher than france
>>216303953same :/
playing a weird sub-career minigame or something]
>>216301780I don't :D>>216301880regardless of who's responsible why do you still work actually? you aren't forced to work, quitting work and sitting back to let the nons pay for us would be great, you can't however not pay tax as it's illegal, the great NEETening of the UK should occur
>>216303953same but naked and im pooing from my arse and willy
>>216303953>>216304002SCREAM
>select late pos >gold ship runs to front and stays 1st place all race gold ship d oes what gold ship wants (the playthrough)
>>216302474i heard tha troopz in afghanistan would say TIA because of that film, of course the A meant afghanistan though
hope i got accepted as an /int/ janny
>>2163041114 free
made it upstairs. did a piss in the toilet and gave it a flush. got naked except my socks. now im on the bed.
>>216304111bet youre a complete freak and a retard
>>216304132provide proof also someone make the new we're near 310
>>216304140i am yeah
drankin vodka and coke
>>216304165it's nicer with pepsi
>>216301479
>>216303702he peaked on buzzcocks
>>216304208>>216304208
>>216304111utter waste of time
>>216304200i HATE pepsi
>>216303975Because Germany is varied from Scandinavian-like to southern-Celt-like
