dua lipa edition
lying in bed but i think i shall get up and fix myself a beveragino
dont think i like my mum anymore
>while immigration remains a taboo subjectRorke doesn't actually believe this does he?
>>216306553it's a dude
>>216306603alri irish dad italian mum poster?
we need a protein beer
might shower
>>216306500joke is the 'gerians are so wholly useless and hard to work with that my colleagues have started to be openly racist about them and nobody bats an eye, like it's just universally accepted now that nobody likes them and they need to fuck off home
protein beer
>>216306553catnap subedition
>>216306650LOL seethe more swc bitch boy your sister is preparing jollof rice
>>216306644What do you mean?You order Chinese food in Chinese?
>>216306627my mums from the carribean and my dad is a dead norfern geezer
>>216306695>LOL seethe more swc bitch boy your sister is preparing jollof rice
>>216306708so you’re a..?
>>216306709What did you do before you became addicted to posting paedophilic schizo slop on this general 24/7?
>>216306701yes
>>216306553would love her to peg me and make me suck my arse mucus from her black strap on while my cock was in chastity and nipples clamped hard
is eating all the pastry off a sausage roll first and then eating the sausage bit last runt behaviour
>>216306737Fascinating Anyway now I want Thai food
>>216306763What did you do before you became addicted to posting paedophilic schizo slop on this general 24/7?
*starts playing jazzy muzak on the /brit/ piano*
>>216306650Nigerians in particular seem to be complete thickosThey also, especially the women, have this slovenly gormless look about them
>>216306763lmao
Wish I didn't read that post
Oh no! Not another one!
>>216306751yeswhy the fuck would you do that
so who are our best immigrants?
>>216306650>has never met a Somali
>>216306779the same thing but on /nederaad/before that several years of recovery after seeing his mother getting fucked by a nigger at the tender age of 9
>>216306801
>>216306815bro sikhs are bro tier bro
gypsy threadmove>>216306572>>216306572>>216306572
>>216306815They used to say Asians as in Chinese etc but not sure that's true anymore
>>216306845sybau indog
>>216306760me too but I have to eat this grilled chicken "harvest chopped salad" today instead
>>216306832you know that's not actually ziedbelg right
>>216306867I accept your concessionWhat did you do before you became addicted to posting paedophilic schizo slop on this general 24/7?
>>216306857why does this zoomoid slang sound sissy?
>>216306784they're also very disrespectful to female staff, like straight up ignore them as if they aren't there, I guess it's a cultural thingany other job you'd be straight out the door for something like that but not the prison service!
>>216306801leftypol turning a blind eye to this
>>216306801how on earth did he find the time to rape between deliveries
called dadberg a finocchio
>>216306801digital ID would have prevented this
>>216306920You are unable to explain why.
>>216306751Ah I see you saw my late post about the mate eating the topping off the pizza then the saucy bread. Yes, I would say that is runtlike behaviour lad
hi
Back in a minute, off to Albuquerque to kill Walter White in retribution for the death of my cousin.
>>216306876does it really matter if the cuck spammer under a belgian flag isn't the REAL cuck spammer under a belgian flag
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216306970Mindbroken loser. This is so sad to observe.
do Brits ever get jealous that Americans are more racist/xenophobic than them?
>>216307000irrelevant catchphrase
this general is oddly comforting to mesort of like a warm blanket that sucks the life out of you
>>216307016bix nood
>>216307030love you toounless you disassemble food and eat it separately like a runt
I find it strange that they post the reddit and twitter screencaps here but even stranger that people actually read themwhy don't they just go there and stay therewhy bring it here
>you mad asl dey handing it to them while u is getting pangpang claw LOL
wanked to some tranny porn just now
>>216306896Tbf women shouldn't be working in a prison anyway
>>216307002the tide is already turning, I don't think it will take long for the UK to catch up to the US with the "forrins out" sentiment
>>216307045Nah but I don't like sauces touching on my plateMy brother used to have ketchup on the same plate as gravy and he didn't give a shit about them mixingVILE TROLLOP
07:00 - 22:00 is not an acceptable delivery estimation window
>>216307086that's acceptable and actually incredibly rational
>>216307030wish I had a blanket that sucked me off
>>216307077nah our country is completely spineless and won't do anything
sometimes sauces taste good mixed together
>>216307068was she bigger?
>>216307086If I see people mixing ketchup and mayo I instantly know they're low class
mental how the only reason I watch gay porn is because I'm addicted to porn and it led me to this filth
>>216307002Genuinely would’ve never expected this a few years ago that trump’s second term would actually round up brown people and send them away
>>216307134if you don't you're insane
>>216307134Only acceptable mix with mayo is sriracha honestly
>>216307070I thought they could only work in the women prisons, had no idea they worked in the men's. Completely absurd.
Haven't stopped thinking about killing myself after my penis went soft inside my woman while shagging her. How does a man carry on after that
lil Timmy checking his ISA while Pang Pang doing her PhD research. nun else they culd do x
>>216307143Well no you probably got molested by an uncleGays are vampiric entities that spread through sexual violence on children you see
I help manage over two hundred Africans, mostly Nigerians and they are like spiteful vindictive children. When they can't get what they want they have tantrums, and make non specific threats "EET WILL BE ON YAH HEAD" is a favouriteOne anecdote, a Nigerian woman went to a job site on the wrong day, calls me screaming that we must pay her fare>but you're booked tomorrow Winnie, not today>A WUZ BOOKTADAY, AHGAT DA HEMAIL>ok Winnie, can you send me the email we sent confirming the job then?>*hangs up*>*comes into the office the next day*>LOOK, ERE IS DA HEMAIL>*shoves phone in my face*>but Winnie, that email says the 23rd which is today, yesterday was the 22nd>NO EEDUZNT>it clearly does Winnie, right there in black and white>NO EEDUZNT AWAN MA MONEYAnd that's just what comes to mind. This happens daily
>>216307165i've fingered my arse before when shagging to get the hardness back desu
>>216307134that's just russian dressing
Grok has some thoughts
>>216307193sounds like an unpleasant job
>>216307215no it isn’t be quiet
its an uma stan day
give me ONE (1) factual reason why racemixing (especially white male + nonwhite female) is bad
how long do you think they'll go on doing this for?
>>216307070I would have agreed with you before I joined. This job has an observable filtering effect where mostly only confident women that don't find men intimidating apply, and women like that tend to be above average looks. I've never worked a job with such a high proportion of fit girls, I just wish the uniform wasn't so frumpyalthough the equipment belt does tend to accentuate hip sway nicely
>>216307245it dilutes your vril
every agent of the british state including politicians civil servants intelligence operatives police healthcare workers teachers dinner ladies and binmen should all be killed
>>216307195Once had trouble getting it up with a German girl and she started rubbing my assholeis that socially acceptable in europe
>>216307279Especially lollypop women
>>216307240yeah... it literally is mate... sorry :\
so many zoomers are mixes of the races
>>216307086>>216307108I can confirm that not having all your shit mixed together (so everything is the one same flavour I might add) is objectively the elite way to eat.
oh, me?I'm bi because I went to an all boy's school. reckon if I went to a mixed school I wouldn't have gotten horny over my twinky schoolmates when I was flooded with hormones in puberty because there were actually girls around, alas I didn't so it just made me bi
>>216307279especially librarians who keep saying you've used up all your time on the computers and wont let you have more
>>216307143I don't understand this phenomenon at all, I've been wanking to porn daily for years and not once have I ever been tempted to start jerking it to benders
>>216307279best /brit/ post I've ever witnessed
>>216307279how likely is someone to get arrested for posting this in britain?
>>216307002The delusion of Americans never ceases to amaze me, isn't Florida like 2/3rds "brown" with most of them being Cubans, Blacks and settled Hispanics you have zero chance at deporting
my god everyone is so fat now
>>216307312enjoy gardening uphill do you
so you want me to die when this is literally me?
>>216307312thought i was bi until i tried shagging a lad who also thought he was bi and the amount of poo involved turned me straight
>>2163073270.01% chance
>>216307327he's cutting it fine there, even I wouldnt post that (i agree with him ofc)
>>216307351Gays have scatological and sado-masochists kinks
>>216306553would do anything to lick her pits and suck her toes
>the amount of poo involved turned me straight
>>216307263You ever brit post from prison?
>>216305171
didn't the police officially announce they wouldn't be arresting people for mean internet posts any more
>>216307364Says the freak who keeps posting about wanting to eat Emma Watson's shit
crapping shit from my arse willy
might buy an airfix model for the weekendthink that would be good for mesomething to do off the computer
hooting>>>/mlp/42740958>>>/mlp/42741024
The escort I saw said I have very beautiful eyes. Made me blush bright red. That alone made the experience somewhat nice.
>>216307245because your kid doesn't look exactly like one of the parents(but still will have some features)
>>216307337never actually acted on it to be fair, turns out even twinks hate freakish autistic incels
>>216307407built a cheeky airfix uboat recentlyhavent painted the fella yet though
Arserorkes of Greggswitz
>Germany: Man in asylum accommodation pushed friend out of window and raped him while he was critically injured.
>>216307389I've been extremely tempted to while bored on an evening shift but you never know who's monitoring your internet usageplus the site is probably blocked anyway
>>216307279had to pop on my mobile to say agreedand to the nigger who reported me and got me banned I'll see you soon
>>216307451
>>216307451why would a friend do this?
>>216307451howling
>>216307440ah yes the uboat model literally just glue two halves of the hull together and spray paint it black
>>216307165It happens bro, I've been so steaming that while shagging the ex, I actually just stopped and said yeah I'm not gonna cum (I was struggling to stay hard and was probably going to have a heart attack from physical exertion if I kept going) pulled out and rolled over to sleep
>>216307334delete this
>Lesbian couple tortured boy, 12, until he shrunk and died
>>216307536>until he shrunk
>>216307536
>>216306553i look like this
>>216307263have you ever caught lads bumming each other or similar in prison? do they get punished for it?
>>216307451If tells the judge it was a sexual emergency he'll get let off and given 500 euros for his trouble
How do you cope with day to day life, also feel like im the on edge of falling off, so to speak
get bored you freaks
farting on blackoids
>until he shrunk
>>216306686
>>216307453Phone post
can't eat in my own fucking house because the fucking dog never shuts the fuck up
rorke in a vegetative state being slapped and pushed about by his nigerian carers
>>216307570dunno im a completely broken husk of a human who spends all day in my childhood bedroom so dont ask me
>>216307418Hootingmousey doing numbers on them
>>216307592psps hello missy
is heatherpaedo the sinister bradley poster
this was my pickthis will be a lot of fun
>>216307649both are 190 so kinda
quadrisneezed
>>216307592catberge looks like this at me if i wave my cock at her when i'm wanking
>>216307636>>216307661thats a male cat
>>216307649Yeah, he also goes to spamming CP if he doesn't get enough (you's)
>>216307649no the sinisterbradley poster is one mongafter sara sharif was murdered he incessantly posted them
real mfs be listening to Abbey Road
>>216307650tried some of these but they were too hard
how can they stand to post the same boring shit over and over day in day outalmost every time I come here now they're doing this
>>216307674she looks like a girl
>Women seeking asylum in UK allege sexual abuse in mixed-sex hotels
britain is such a shithole, i could be living here right now if my mong ancestors had moved to america like everyone else did
>she looks like a girlktim
>>216307691as long as you go steady and have fun thats whats importantif it gets too hard youve got to take a break
the other gold ship was much better... I got the SSR haru card maxed out so that will be useful on haru
>>216307706hes gay x
as always, lets give it a go
>The victim was critically injured on the ground when the asylum seeker came outside, pulled down his pants, and then raped him. A surveillance camera captured the rape.>Pedestrians eventually arrived and began shouting for help, with one of them striking the rapist with a handbag. However, this did not deter the man from continuing to rape the injured victim, according to a judge, who cited the shocking details in his verdict.
>>216307724let's trade places then
>>216307564no but there's a handful of openly gay prisoners mincing about so I'm sure it happens. They wouldn't be punished for having sex unless it was legit bumrape>>216307593obviously not allowed to bring my phone in you helmet
>>216307724right well ocado aren;t delivering out there are they
>ban illegal pedophile poster and delete all his posts>ban me for reporting them as such So what the fuck is the janitor's problem exactly?
>>216307560do you really
>>216307745dey raep
>>216307706that happens when cats are neutered at a young age
>>216307601Then why do you have a dog? What is wrong with you? You shouldn't have a pet you don't want
>>216307674how can you tell
>>216307761you just drive your pickup to the piggly wiggly for your groceries
>>216307748Thoughts on living with a bipolar mother on a grim council estate surrounded by Caribbeans and inbred underclass teenagers?
>>216307724most emo sounding street name i've ever seen
>>216307774...yh but ive got short hair and no breasts and also a penis
gold ship constantly gets shafted (then a random +10 to all her stats in the middle)
>>216307767yeah I got a warning for reporting the filth earlier as wellI think sometimes janny just throws a hissy fit over getting so many reports
>>216307649Do you ever shut the fuck up about imaginary schizo personalities?
>>216307745>just continues raping even when there's crowds of people watchinggenuinely abhorrent creatures
>>216307786usually from their private parts
>>216307792life's what you make it
fire gundae
+42 speed and I think haru is the heritage pony as well as support card
>>216307767was he here again earlier? must have missed it thank fuckthe cunt behind the nonce botnet needs stringing up asap
>>216307824christ how thick do you have to be not to notice those. pattern recognition in the negatives
>>216307865nobody cares mousegpt
>>216307774ew wtf is it doing
>>216307844Imagine being thrown out a window by an asylum seeker and then being raped by him in full view of the public as you lay crippled on the groundJust not a good situation
>>216307892understatement of the century
>>216307430What was she like?
>>216307868he was doing his coded pedo posts not actually posting cp (yet) but he's literally always here
>>216307880based TWO gold ship cuties on the gold week run (AND a hara)
fried chicken burger for tea
>>216307880I care
>>216307767i'm not banned haha
>>216307872It's not pattern recognition it's schizophrenia. You literally never shut the fuck up about this "heather" person. It's an anonymous image board and you accuse everyone of being them every day. You're deranged and annoying
pepperonoid pizza in the ovenwill be sucking that down shortly
>>216307891dancing innit
>>216307922oh what like yesterday when he was just asking for cp
>>216307939chicago town lad?
>>216307948don't think so
living in a houseshare is so shitthe washing machine is constantly fucking onI hate it
>>216307938lmfao ok heathernonce
>>216307939chi town?
hitler was funded by britain and the rothschilds
>>216307936yeah we know you are on the botnet how droll
spaino just said in the /brit/ discord that he'll be posting cp again later
>>216307963ok
>>216307964
This place is so grim now
>>216307920Physical appearance or personality?
>>216307952the usual be flag posting
i filtered yank posts containing imagesdoes that mean my browser didn't receive the files though
>>216307954no M&S good grief
(Originally posted on LegAdviceUK. Been suggested to try the Landlord and HousingUK subreddits for additional advice.)I rented out a house in 2021. The property had a fridge and washing machine that were 3 years old. Still in very good condition.In 2023 I attempted to raise rent by £200 per month in line with market rates. Tenant took me to tribunal to dispute the rent increase.Simultaneously, they purchased brand new fancy Samsung fridge, washer, dryer and washing machine. I did not ask them to do this.The tribunal decided that £200 was fair market rate, but given that the tenants had purchased new white goods the Tribunal limited the rent increase to £50 per month. (Giving them £150 discount because these new goods enhanced the value of the rental property.)Tenants said they would leave these white goods behind and that they were upgrades to my property. I explained to the tribunal that the tenants were planning to leave the property in 2025 and they'd likely just take these brand new goods with them. These arguments were dismissed as "speculative" and I was accused of arguing in bad-faith by the tribunal.Well, 2025 is here and they've moved out. Guess what? They took those brand new fridges, washing machines etc. and put the old models I owned back in.The tribunal basically gave them a free £1800. I warned the tribunal that this is exactly what was going to happen.Is there any way I can either go after the tenants or the tribunal? They basically got a discount off their rent to purchase fancy appliances which they then took with them when they left.This post is locked. You won't be able to comment.
>>216307994
TUCK TUCK TUCK
can britain and the rothschilds lend me a tenner as well
>>216308000oh right yeah he's a fucking parasite cuntneeds butchering badly
>>216307165it's more a slam to the woman's self esteem, even if it's "your fault"
off toil until monday need to find a purpose
>>216307994it really is. i don’t come here much but for some reason it’s still hard to cut out completely
>>216307984What made you like this?
>>216307994it's literally like two terminally online shut-ins running it for everyone elsethat's all it takes, one or two people with weaponised autism and infinite time on their hands
>>216308037ive seen you here literally every day
>>216308037shut up spaki
me > many (quantity) men
gonna take my leave now before he starts spamming cpbye
>>216308037fuck up spainlard this place is your life
>>216308063there are at least 2 spanish flags and as far as i can tell the other one is on more than me. i come here on average every other day and usually just for half an hour or so
>>216307193Lmao Nigerians are hysterical. One time a Nigerian coworker I had beat her kid while unmuted on a teams call with a client and we all had to pretend like we couldn’t hear her doing it. She was properly shit at her job too. I was explaining really simple things to her in my 2nd month which she somehow hadnt grasped after 5 years.
>>216308075go prewarn jannies
>>216308075
it's their entire lives?:(
>>216308130
>>216308111yes sir! *jumps onto a horse and gallops off into the night*
hi!!
Managed to diagnose and fix my car lads, all on my own.Extremely satisfying.
>>216308193why cat walk dog
>>216308198*falls apart while driving on the motorway*
>>216308210it's not a dog it's a pooch
>>216308193It's actually a girl named Kitty WhiteShe has a cat of her own called Charmy
>>216308198stops being satisfying after a while and goes back to being annoying
>>216308238how you say in your countrry snoop pooch
>>216308266would love to drink her antique potion
>>216308193need you to bend over naked and take a photo of your tight pink bumhole with pussy also on full display and also use your other hand to open your pussy up a little bit so i can see hole
>>216308264snoochy
>>216308266
mad how there's still no merely baseline effective penis augmentation surgeries and they all leave you with short term and/ or long term damage that leaves you in a worse state than you were before
>>216308302what the hell is that vile looking thing
>>216308302fuck sake not this again
nah
i'm going to be sick
>>216308282
>>216308266she accidentally made a gay sex potion and drank it and made her friend drink it :(
my car says INSPECTION DUEwhenever I turn it on
right so that's a cock and bollocks
right well that's a naked suckable willy isn't it
sausages have gone in the air friar
>>216308266she looks peng here
>>216308347they sure have all right
>>216308321its fine mate, its just the angle
>>216308302name on sacked tranny
>>216308396Fuck sake we just can’t compete
who is the air friar?
>>216308302am having me dinner lad
mum just dropped a BOMBSHELL on me! We have to spend all day this Christmas at my new stepdads house with his family and stay overnight too.FUCK MY LIFE
the reds
>>216308474haha
>>216308474smash his head with a hammer
Just got off the blower with janny, says this entire thread is under quarantine and no further posting is allowed until 8PM
>>216308484ok
>>216308474>his familyany of them hot?
>>216308474>we haveyou dont have to do shit mate. you're a grown man so act like it you pathetic wet-wipe. go stay with your gf or something
>>216308484goodliterally don't need to see or read another word about all your gross penises
>>216308497ok what the fuck why did she do that
>>216308497She's so fucking pathetic lol
The Simpsons really is goated
>>216308510I’m 20. I don’t have a gf. Last time I said to my mum I’m not going round his house with her she started crying + I don’t want to spend Christmas completely alone
everyone on brit has a penile deformity (phimosis or micropenor)
>>216306572>>216306572>>216306572
>>216308579many are saying this
>>2163085795.7", no phimolove pulling it all the way back, slick
>He said: “I [told] police, look here, police I am wanted man, I am arrested, I will give you my hand, please help where is police station? He ignored me, he drove [off].”I believe him
just saw something I didn't want to see over in the yugioh thread on /v/
>>216308622fake
>>216308497rorke's drip
Right then
i get no coozeit ain't what i'd chooseit's probably fuckin' whytonight i'm on the booze
it's going to be ok
>>216308418It's over
not clicking that
