prototypical unattractive male edition
>>216312001me on the right
It's all about aerodynamics
>>216312001deone a wank
>>216311699Because it's pathetic. Genuinely what is the point in living if you don't have intimacy?
Need the sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
>Death toll in police raid on drug gang in Rio rises to 119, Brazilian police say
>>216312079you can find intimacy after 30
>>216312108As a kissless dateless virgin? Really?
>>216312079you've lived this long without it you obviously don't care about it that much or you'd just get it
I unironically look quite like the one on the right, apart from the fact that I have rings under the eyes.
>>216312079hobbies
Dadberg talking about moving all the bags of cement into my house from the garage, so they are drier and don't go solid before used, right now at this time of night too. What a plonker.
why are liverpool so bad this season
>>216312122yeahany woman that's worth it wouldn't care
parrot wearing a diaperwhat nextive fucking seen it all now
Black pussy CHANGED rorke
mental how my face is shriveled up like a raisin and i'm not even 30
have absolutely fucked my wrist at the gymdunno what to do, twisting it fucking canes
>>216312146women love italian menyou're fine
If you're blue and you don't know where to go toWhy don't you go where fashion sits?Puttin' on the RitzDifferent types who wear a day coatPants with stripes and cutaway coat, perfect fitsPuttin' on the Ritz
>>216312159It's their turn to have the bald fraud curse
>>216312170omds chuddie got it going on!
>>216312001I'd fuck either one. They've both got smooth skin.
glod
susan boyle
Is this a dying breed of man in Scotland?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KvNNm74tnuQ
>>216312174im 33 and have boyish good looks
>>216312223Mark bringing up his "Best of the Beatles" fact whenever music is being discussed
hi
two more sleeps until my next shift with the toilfu
I am a shagger. No doubt about it.
Shan't be voting for gimmick of the year this year. They haven't put this years best gimmick on the list you see.
Japan soc at my uniWould you join?
In a gadda da vida, honeydon’t you know that I’m lovin youIn a gadda da vida, baybehdon’t you know that I’ll always be true
>>216312285hi there! :D
>>216312256>9/10
screaming at myself for doing something cringey when I was 14 which was 16 years ago
>>216312223me at the pub quiz
>>216312140I've wasted many years. I admit that.When I was 16-21 I assumed it would happen eventuallyWhen I was in my mid 20s I started getting more desperate but I still had porn, I also still hoped it would just happen.Now I'm 29 and I'm having a fucking existential crisis over here. I have to take drastic action or I am finished and I genuinely think I'll end up killing myself.I'm sick of seeing people in relationships, sick of hearing about others' family stories while I'm a fucking loser.My only solution as I can see it.1. Cut out porn. I've already started with this and I'm trying to associate watching porn with physical disgust.2. Reduce masturbation to restore stimulation.3. Keep trying to cure my tight foreskin.4. Force myself to use dating apps as much as possible. Again, already started.5. Try mental exercises to reduce my anxiety if I see an escort.I can't give up until I try these. It's going to be absolute hell for me. I have to somehow find strength from somewhere.
>>216312296so attractive they cant stop raping you
thanks for the (you) but I ain't reading all that congrats or commiserations
>>216312301Tried the anime society at my uni back in 1915 and it was all normie freaks obsessed with dragon ball who'd never heard of Clannad Afterstory (my favourite anime)
no nut November looms
>>216312296When can we get the fabled panty shot?
*sighs*wowthat's a loooooong post
>Concerns have been raised about "community cohesion" after it emerged that a military base in Inverness has been earmarked to temporarily house about 300 asylum seekers.>Cameron Barracks is to provide accommodation for 309 men from next month, according to local Lib Dem MP Angus MacDonald.>309 men
But did you know that when it snowsMy eyes become large andThe light that you shine can't be seen?Baybeeeeeehhhhh I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyOoh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeahAnd now that your rose is in bloomA light hits the gloom on the grey
wish he would top himself then he wouldnt bore us with his pathetic blogs
>>216312331you have to accept urself <3otherwise how will anyone else <33
>>216312296more like a shoggoth
>>216312283That was Alan Partridge's answer when asked what his favourite Beatles album was
>>216312331/brit/ should have a meetup in Blackpool and all the virgins on here can lose their virginity.
>>216312331
>>216312413I've always been hard on myself, I just don't know how to stop it.
>Brown Troonjaks also known as blannieslol
>>216312301yh
>>216312301Yup, at least three of those girls I'd take on a picnic and shag in the woods
>>216312256America is not a country.
a wank was on the cards but did that thing where you get your willy out and just get overwhelmed with immense sadness
Was very curious to see this post had been deleted earlier.
>>216312301You're bullshitting because of the time stamp but some of those black weeb girls can be really really cute (read: NOT sexy) see right kneeling
>>216312331Ktim but even worse Also I basically half fixed it by going abroad for a few months and then regressed completely after coming back
>>216312421that asda driver was on here earlier saying he lives around therethe asda van could be our transport/pussy magnet
>>216312462Most of the population of canada live below the main line of the us canada border so arguably neither is canada
>>216312485Careful mate they're on high alert tonight - delete the post
>>216312485probably because of the racist slur mate
£500 is literally a year's wages for most of ethiopia
>>216312502Another Marxist loser - howling at your "convictions" (cope disguised as ideology)
Thoughts on my taste >>216312406Your dad messaging you again?
maaaaate
>>216312001mehI like the face shape on the right better and he has nicer eyes and lipsbut really you can't tell if somebody's actually attractive until you see them in motion anyway
wanking the knobber
>>216312540>*spends his money flying back to France*
occasionally I'll notice a woman in the street glancing at me like she's checking me out, or a till girl that seems a little flirty with me etc and then I'll spend the rest of the week rolling it back and forth in my head trying to decide whether they actually fancied me or I'm misinterpreting them
gonna be using /brit/ as my blog for the next few weeks while i try to somehow fix my sexual/romantic life
>>216312573got horny and did one earlier and can't be having a two wank day
>>216312001also facial expression on the right is much more attractive left looks like a dickhead
>>216312501>You're bullshitting because of the time stampthat picture is from 2022 when I was there (not pictured)
>>216312285
>>216312331>29When I turned 29 I thought I was going to solve everything and pinned all my hopes on wooing an internet friend. Never happened and now I'm 42 and accepting I'll never experience the touch or love of a woman
>>216312609
>>216312589awesome
need this updated with kebatu's face. beyond my capabilities
>>216312589nah they're thinking you're a weird twat who'll probably obsess over them and then write about them on the internet
funny how the post wishing that lad would top himself wasn't even about sacked tranny but he felt the need to respond cause he knows he's a bloke who posts pathetic blogs
>>216312485import the third world, become the third world. simple as that really. its not just crime. its everything. productivity, professional standards, efficiency - all getting worse
>>216312331keep trying
>>216312001I have a much closer resemblance to the one on the left vs the other, but I'm still a virge so go figure
stop posting that fag cat
>>216312589ktim but I know I'm getting signals but wouldn't know where to start making a move
>>216312544Bizarre freak
>>216312359>Tried the anime society at my uni back in 1915you fought in the first world war?
>>216312589are you 2080?
A gun rack?... A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do with a gun rack?
Feel almost no connection to Englishness. The dominant male culture, football, alcohol, the reality TV, the ritual of "going out" - be it to the pub, or to a club. I don't belittle those that enjoy these things, but for me they aren't appealing.
I saw Mike Stoklasa from red letter media today.
need this pathetic wojak-posting urchin to fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>216312675battyman
>>216312636Thanks, I will.Another problem I have is a lack of friends. That is another issue.
>>216312650Screaming - you're the one that has to fly away to get some, where'd you go? South east Asia? That's where nonce leftists love to backpack.
>>216312549Panty shot please x
nallo sent off again lmao. 2 red cards in 20 minutes of senior football fuck me
>>216312679incels deserve what laments them
me? ugly freakthe type of freak you have to double take when walking past
>>216312668I don't know what that means
nth for the holodem
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/im%20voting%20noone%20im%20conceding%20my%20voteMousey why do you do this
>>216312693Dunno mate I tried to enjoy it all. Much rather walk the rolling green hills, fish the rivers and the beaches and soak in the natural side of England.
Really irritating that all the girls I actually want aren't on dating appsMaybe I should've tried to get a gf in uni instead of waiting until my mid 20s lol
>Hearts 3 - 2 St Mirrenget in lads get in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJGMGyfKd6M
>>216312739you're not that ugly matethe double take is for the smell
Know I'm at least passingly attractive as women had hit on me throughout my life, but I got obese and now I'm deservedly invisible
>>216312511lmao the adsa van pulling up outside Popworldlift the shutter and 6 virgins pop out
>>216312773Hearts got a lucky win, but they've not got a team to get any solid winsThe managers also not got his head in the game at all this season
>>216312001left: anglo teutonicright: continental europeon
>>216312773Roman Roy fist pumping and hopping up and down rn
>>216312773>Disallowedlmao
>>216312740the guy who shagged 80 birds throughout his 20s
>>216312812That's your family holiday sorted then
>scotch fitba
>>216312822Do Argie women like an Englishman? I like them hairy and sweaty
church of england is finished ladstime to become catholic
>>216312875no true protestant would say that
>liverpoo
>>216312821Hearts are supposedly going to win the league. Many are saying this.
>>216312844>been on 4chan over ten years since you were 15>still ungodly awful 'banter'
>>216312907got no idea matemade that all up
>>216312897i'm already catholic haha
ignore the parasite
https://youtu.be/cvFxDZH53IY
>>216312903
Fuck GCHQ
>>216312901heard u got molested at ur job
>>216312965mousey works for GCHQ
>>216312929based and same
>>216312901Not sending me any panty shots tho, are they...
got totp on
this tranny freak is desperate tonight what has set him off
>it's another sacked tranny pretends he forgot to switch off his trip post"
>>216312974At this rate we all will
>>216312875Catholicism is far worse than Protestantism - it may be MARGINALLY less woke but is a hive of paedophilia, corruption and materialism
>>216312983Tell us in your own words
any good tattle life posts on roobz lately?
>>216312001same man after he got fat
>>216312983well done giving him attention>>216312984well done giving him attention
>>216312758I'll be honest several of these are actually just me doing impressions of Mousey
>>216312512don't understand why people obsess over this, are we meant to live up north just to satisfy your ocd?
>>216312901you should think of something better cause you already did that one, maybe really think it out on your lonesome and hit us with it when it's done
>>216312839no, no I'm not
>>216313032You realise when he has a melty he just samefags right?
just bought freeze-dried strawberry powder
CP has beaten evil. love to see it
Anyone of us could be sacked tranny
>sacked tranny disappears >Spain flags appearshmm curious
>>216313077i wouldnt know because i filtered him eons ago. i wouldnt even know he existed if it werent for mongs like you constantly gossiping about him. shut the fuck up you spastic
i think we'll be okay in the endi don't think the road will be smoothbut i think we'll be okay in the end, lads
>>216312739i'm not that ugly, i'm just relentlessly not attractive
>>216313057what happens in sasquatchewan
>>216313129He's played you like a fiddle mate
>>216313133two retards at the top of their game
>>216313148shut up you gimp
>>216313106Black could be anywhere
>>216313148I did feel a tingling
sounds like a call to violence, get this fucking midget nicked now
>>216313181what you see when walking past the window of the special needs classroom
Haircut tomorrow. Love my barber, cocaine using Albanian - spitting image of Chance Kelly, could be his twin. Wish I was confident enough to ask him for a bag
Bitch snorting Vicks since like it's ching, look on her face afterwards like she's just taken the biggest shit you could ever imagine
>>216313245we need these people put out of businesswe've gone from "criminal ones should be sent back" to "all economic migrants should be sent back" to "actually every immigrant should be sent back"the fire simply MUST rise
>>216313245Nah just another grifter
>>216312170He gyrates like a zesty homo so that's obviously a leftypol
Going to bed lads.Today has been a bad day. I've barely eaten anything. Don't feel as glum now as I did earlier this morning at least.Wish I could be someone who just lives on impulse. I overanalyse everything I say and do.
>>216313181Vile
>>216313245Literally who
>>216313301ktim to all of this
>>216313301ktim but i've eaten too much and keep getting fatter
>>216313301*poos on your pillow*
>>216313301gn m8, i've been drinking all day
>>216313245>the masses
*strolls into /brit/* hello lads
>>216312400>local Lib Dem MPGot what you voted for
>>216313381i've been on it since 6i'm thinking of one last oneit would be a bad decision really
>>216313391ahoi lad
>>216313313SAS who dares wins guy
*does a little dance*
>Your deposit will be returned to you within 7-10 working daysTomorrow is the tenth day. Fucking rats. I want to buy fucking stocks you bastard cunts!
>>216313423Who cares whines
>>216313299lol you got upset by the silly post
>>216313415im going to get one more and suffer the consequences of this catastrophic decision
>>216313430what kind of back end Del Boy brokerage are you using?
>>216312634This is what the elite want for us. It must be since they keep doing it more and more despite us constantly voting against it
My dad got in a fight with my mom and my dad said that he was done with her and he was going to go and live somewhere else but apparently they've calmed down now and he's not really leaving. He was just really mad but I think it's ok now.
>>216313446bet his training never prepared him for that assault
*produces a large wooden paddle*rorke? where are you, rorke?*makes pspspsps sounds*
>>216313496If he met me in a dark alley let's just say he'd be walking away with something sore
>>216313492
>>216313429Haha! Yes lad!Wahey, look at him go! Love this little guy like you wouldn't believe
>>216313492don't remember subscribing to your blog
>>216313478It's my rental deposit - £900
>>216313528
>>216313546Cheap for a rental deposit
This may be a silly post but I can't stop thinking about it. I've almost finished Sir Patrick Stewart's memoir Making It so and I've really enjoyed it so far. I've adored Patrick Stewart and his work. He was someone who inspired me and who I really looked up to. Sir Patrick seems so reflected and good-natured. I was fascinated by his story and was sad when I was already halfway trough the book.However what took me out of it and saddens me now is knowing that he cheated on two of his wives and bascially didn't mention his kids at all. I can't remember him ever talking in the book about the birth of his kids. He wrote almost an entire chapter about a dog he had for 5 months while in the theatre but next to nothing about what it was like to become a father. Maybe he has his reasons to talk so little about his kids and like I said I haven't finished the book yet. Perhaps his children didn't want him to or there were other reasons.Still it feels a little odd when he goes trough his life story like that. He admits that he wasn't really present in his kids life when they were growing up. For such a kind and loving man it just feels so out of character for him. But what shocked me the most was the fact that he cheated on his first wife after more than twenty years and then did it again to his second wife.
>>216313517*hiding a rusty nail bat behind my back*Over here mate!
>>216313541I won't be spoken to like that by some dirty fucking spic bastard. Piss off and stop shipping fentanyl into my country.
>>216313570Yeah I rent a room because I live in London and I'm on a low wage.
>>216312675>football, alcohol, the reality TV, the ritual of "going out"That's more like goyness than Englishness, fully designed to transfer the plebs money to the elite
>>216313517
>>216313429*slaps your buttocks and inserts 100 euros*
>>216313611oh shut up
>>216313573Whiter than you Pablo McCoonson. And it is the Mexicans (your ancestors) and the Chinese shipping the fentanyl to your states. You'd know this the moment you stopped soiling your pants at walmarts
>>216313536>>216313629*does a little shuffle*wahey!*spins around**tears my ACL*>>216313572>>216313613*lays a trail of Charlie Bigham's meals leading to a comically oversized mouse trap*get some scran in you rorke, go on!
>>216313611What else is there, socioculturally? The horses? Fox hunting? Cricket? Attending royal parades? I ask as I truly do not know. I define myself as English through my connection to our history and nature, but socially nothing at all feels uniquely English to me
>>216313528He’d fuck you up mate
>>216313599Might be on my way to free housing in a supported living residence soon so swings and roundabouts
>>216313245why is he saying shit like this he's supposed to be running as an MP or something right?
>>216313672Supported living? I hope you're a spesh, cause otherwise that's gonna fucking suck bro.
>>216313664Worse than his watch in that picture?
>>216313650*calls out from cover*WHAT BIGHAMS IS IT?
>>216313654Sitting in the cuckchair and watching your wife get blacked is a true English pastime. Real Englishmen do this.
kidnapping ant and dec and forcing them to bum each other
>>216313453Cry more leftypops
Why would they intentionally "accidentally" release the Ethiopian sex offender What was their end game?
>>216313697*nervous gulp* It's a gravy train
>>216313705oh yeah like they need forcing
sir great reset
>>216313650*makes a little love**gets down tonight*
>>216313705sc
>>216313571maybe pretending to be other people so much makes it hard to acknowledge your personal reality, and see it all as very changeable
>>216313245Funny how he’s gone full right wing now his TV career is finished bros got bills to pay he doesn’t mean any of it
>>216313725the local gherkin was understaffed
is i'm a celebrity get me out of here still something which occurs every year?
>>216313721the female form is very nice when you think about it
sir fuse box
>>216313634
sir patrick stewart
Despicable, pathetic little men. All of you.
>>216313730You're gonna have an African or two hanging around 24/7 mate, no privacy. Not even to mention the other residents. Wish you the best
>>216313701steak and ale pienone of that foreign malarkey for you rorke old pal*rubs hands together*
>>216312523This, I got a warning for saying Somalians are out of work cause they're intelligent earlierThey're clamping down
>>216313782hehehe
>>216313650Oof, he'll feel that one in the morning *Canned laughter*>>216313664Something would definitely be getting fucked up
>>216313818Marty after Rust shags his wife
>>216313703This is literally leftypol's idea of a utopia
Put your dick away, Waltuh
>>216313793well you just said it again technicallysee you in three days
Is it weird to give oral to an escort then?To me it seemed natural to do. Does that make me pathetic? :(
>>216313857>no dynamic routerMust be really painful
>>216313754He was probably removed from the leftist propaganda networks for being right-wing
>>216313841It’s rorkes idea too, difference is rorke keeps it hidden
>>216313873If you want honesty, the only person I've ever known who admitted to licking a prostitutes vagina was a 45 year old mentally ill Chinese man, that attempted to murder his elderly mother. It's pretty fucking insane mate.
>>216312663it was either anime soc or the somme
i'm a spring chickeni'm having a ball
>>216313873Giving oral to a woman is degrading for yourself. That woman being an escort adds insult to your injured dignity.
>>216313915how did you know this fella?
>>216313899
i was doing an asda delivery last night and there was a cute girl. she had two crates and her house is pedestrian only. I parked in the nearby car park. carried both crates, probably 40kg-50kg, about 50 yards and up a staircase. she was immediately flirty, commenting that i must be really strong and she said nobody must mess with me. Thats not the case, I also got shouted at by some knob on a bicycle last night.
sheeeeesh rorke
>>216313915how do you fail killing an elderly woman?>>216313931he turned around while at the orgy to figure out who just started bumming him
shite gimmick from gimmickmong today with the escort oral being spammed every 15 minutes. hope tomorrow's is better
>>216313885got banned like once but generally i'm well behaved enough to not need a way around
>>216313935disgusting
>>216313939i don't understand the labubu thing, can anyone explain it to me?
>>2163139314chan chatroom off Tinychathttps://youtu.be/Efg6F0PGzQw
>>216313913Nice projection leftycuck, you're subhuman
>>216313939triple labubu?!?!?
>>216313937
>>216313939how did rorke get so many rare bubus
>>216313969the tribubu
>>216313935still can't believe that she lost her mind, trooned out and hit the wall all at the same time
>>216313961labubu ohio teach cuz bruh somebody set us up the skibidi
>>216313950don't know what this means
>>216313961just like furbies or Beanie Babies
>>216313944He failed because he fails everything in his life. He is a broken sick man. I watched him torment a street hooker on camera once, forced her to show us her track marks and then started strangling her. Sick sick fella. He licked her too
>>216313939Hate to is Joe camel looking scammer faggot bitch
vibrating granny
scream is on bbc three, neve is sexo
few episodes of girl with the dogs on the cardsgrooming this miserable black cat
cooked pasta and sausages 5 hours ago but couldn't eat it because the neighbors dog wouldn't shut up and now it looks and tastes like slop and I'm too tired to cook a new one and my head hurts because I haven't eaten anything today fuck my life
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnpU_IsAVDU
on to X-Files season 6 but honestly the show is just dragging
>>216314051>but couldn't eat it because the neighbors dog wouldn't shut upwhat
>>216314051>couldn't eat it because the neighbors dog wouldn't shut upbizarre reason for not eating
don't understand that new call of duty advert that's just a white bloke in a coffee shop and a black guy and white woman behind the counter just insult him and throw shit at himbizarre
>>216314008you keep odd company.
>>216314081i kinda stopped after the filum and i think that's a good call
>>216314081it be like that, unfortunately
>>216313968Uh huh you can keep throwing insults, doesn’t offend me. We both know you’ll be wanking to bbc porn tonight
>>216314081Really drops off at some point. Twilight Zone episode of the kids who can manipulate everything with scully is top though
>>216314056was hilarious that fat bloke on the mobility scooter who said he watches his videos in the hope he gets beaten up and charlie had an absolute hissy fit at himwhy is he so easy to bait
Gentlemen, it's the new below, enter with CAUTION. You have been warned.>>216314032>>216314032>>216314032
>>216312001black trackies. shoelaces undone. teeth unbrushed 2 months straight. yessir i think it is time to head outside and follow some broads
Do you guys like me
>>216314085>call of duty advertlink? the only call of duty ad I ever saw outside of online trailers was for MW3 and my american uncle was appalled by it
>>216314106Well it was a public chatroom and he was a source of constant amusement. If you can believe it he was not even the worst of the lot. We had one lad who got done for strangling and raping fat women. Another who was dating a woman he met in the community who took a knife to her throat and kidnapped her when she told him she planned to abort their child. It's like Big Brother, but they're all retarded yeah?
>>216313915I'm not mentally ill >>216313930Why is it degrading
>>216314167Ah if it was a public chatroom then I understand a bit more okay wtf kind of chatroom,what was the original purpose of that chatroom?
>>216314167hmm
>>216314212Because you're putting yourself in a subordinate role. Are you autistic?
Anyone else noticed that this russian lad is constantly raging about the neighbours dog or his parents who he lives with dog not shutting up and how it is ruining his life in various ways?
>>216314237It was a 4chan chatroom. People linked it on r9k and pol, many different chatrooms coalesced into one. Just a place for 4chan users to live video chat There's one of my fellows who posts here regularly, but Im not sure who. It was a fun community, ten years of it for me, others it was over twenty
>>216314237>>216314302Oh yeah, there was another fella from the UK I was mates with, and this Russian anonymous type - guy was funny, but seriously scary. He got UKlads dox, made a fake Facebook of a big muscular black man then added the lads mum - ended up having her strip naked for him. Absolutely harrowing
