THE VIRUS WENT THE FUCK AWAY JUST IN TIME FOR THE LOVELY FUCKING BIG CANS ON A FRIDAY
today I will try to get 600 stam every run instead of getting it stuck at 400-500 and rushing to try for 600 just before the finals (usually sticking at 500)
Reminder if you would like to use my glowing green text for Halloween: >>216354726
>>216356900ktim this is what ive been doingcigs at the cig shop are 13 euros. the illegal one are 5 a pack and they're stronger and taste better too since theres no bullshit european regulation around nicotine %
tfw im chinese but english girls assume im korean
>>216356931alri mouse
ayo edebiri sex arse
brb taking my horse to the toilet
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>216356952I'll call the police on u
>>216356960she has a cute smile but is very sexless to me
>>216356968cute postpowerful post
>>216356952They also contain rat poison and shit particles
>"...you see"
>>216356992Please don't start a meldown
>>216356893>lust provoking pony
smokers are jokers
fuck the pain away
catching up on last nights america first
>>216356990this is the myth pushed by the state so runts keep buying the ones with the governmental racket tax
>>216356992Because it pisses you off, spaino>>216356997It's happening, lad
>>216356997I'm just asking a question
>>216356990you probably believe that the fake football shirts contain toxic plastics that will kill you within 5 years too
>>216357001Alri' Rods Flanders
>>216356999
>>216356990Everything everywhere is covered in shit particles
>>216357007Whatever helps u sleep at night
we ain't goin' to heaven
alcohol is bad for you cigs are bad for youget high on life
I am a hairy man
only had 2 sips of vodka and I am drunk
>>216357053i'd eat her
>>216356945corr cheers, works in 4chan X
unironically cant think of a reason to not smoke, looks cool and nothing tops that first inhale on a freshly lit snout
captcha is fucked
I get high on life with heroin
This is currently the bestselling phone in the UK
Posted it again award
>>216357069Makes you smell like shit
abortion is human sacrifice
>>216357053correct fuck off
>>216357069They made it too expensive
rorke's been a crazy dita
>>216357071Was the captcha "urmum"?
I like cherry coke and vodka. it completely masks the taste
Oh GO ON then it is Friday after all
>>216357080wouldn't be caught dead spending a grand on a phone
>>216357080I don't understand how the phone market hasn't collapsedWhy would you get a new phone when it's barely any different to the phone you already have which you've probably paid off
>>216357089is that it? the biggest draw back is something that can be easily solved?
>>216357110corr
>>216357101the brown guy selling them outside made them cheaper actually
>>216357080Bennies well spent I'd say.Imagine the value in 2 years with the screen cracked
>>216357089Well at least we aren't sexually harassaing the carribou like you
>>216357069your breath ends up smelling like shit
>>216357123>easily solvedDelusional
I will not be going out shagging tonight. I thought I should announce that publicly.
>>216357080a fool and his money are easily parted
just spotted an ESL moment
>>216356945good post
i also will not be having sex today
>>216357155Staying in shagging is it, king?
>>216357133brush your teeth and take care of your mouth then>>216357148it is
>>216357089You don't need that to smell like shit mate x
What does 'pscianf' mean?
I've lost all interest in white women. They're too far gone
paid £3.20 for half a pint of tango orange at carvery breakfast an hour ago
>>216357168Will be drinking beer and playing Hearts of Iron. #Based
>>216357169No it isn't Smokers smell like shit and stink up wherever they are It's rude and annoying
when you gamble something (lie getting practise perfect from a failed training) over and over again, and you get a win, it really does feel like "hard work" (gambling) paying off. this is a bad thing. still going to keep rolling though because winning is just a bonus to training and losing is staying at the same bonus from mood just with more energy
>>216357169i already do that mate, i also don't happen to smoke
>>216357175I don't know. I asked the same question earlier
>>216357183>carvery breakfastWhat were they carving
got the halloween orgy on tonight
>>216357175poo screaming in a nigel farage
>>216357175fuck off cleanshirt
>>216354726>>216356945good workthe devs are so lazy
>>216357155>>216357166ktiam
>>216357209The theme only half loads on mobile
>>216357201fry up
there's a bloody skeleton on my computer screen
>>216357191smokers who don't take care of themselves yeh>>216357199imagine living in a third world shithole where cigs are probably 10p a pack and not smoking
now I want some pussy I want to work on that mare (her) like its a job
>>216357239No, all smokersIt's the smoke that makes you smell bad, you see
Wanted to go for a walk but its just started rainingDebating whether or not to just put a coat on and risk getting soaked
dont care for some special theme thinggot the tomorrow theme on, see
>>216357263if you smoke outside the smell is minimal
>>216357271Oh get a grip you wuss
>>216357282You're delusional
I want her to lie there and be worked on
>>216357239i don't feel like looking and smelling like shit and slowly killing myself in the process mate, that's more of a british thing yk
most people smoke here so nobody really smells foulit evens out
me? just had a couple of grilled cheese sandwiches
>>216357271I bought a special pair of water resistant shoes from Decathlon so I can still go on my virgin walks when it's raining. Proper comfy walking about in the rain while you're insulated from it via your various fabric technologies.
>>216357311Fat cunt
haven't had a cigarette in 7 years, mestill think they're peng but the smell of stale smoke is minging to me now
>>216357305are afes the place to go out and have a freakout (in public) is that why the cafe people do the French stare at peoplein movies at cafes having a freakout? thats cute
>>216357305>france>nobody really smells foullol
And for Canslad? Well, it's high quality headphones. https://www.thomann.de/ie/focal_clear_mg_professional.htmWhat about for /brit/?
i smoke penises
>>216357298concession accepted>>216357304nigga what the fuck have you got to live for? shouldn't you be actively looking for ways to shorten your life over there
>>216357313yes mate gore tex shoes are life changing when it rains
>special pair of water resistant shoes from Decathlon
>>216357329shut the fuck up
>>216357331I get "competitive spirit" double O every time there is one O
>>216357313>>216357341brilliant ideathen when you step in a puddle or get splashed it runs into your shoes and can't drain, wonderful
>>216357316rude? im actually crying now because of your comment
Teacher in america fired on first day for making tiktoks about studentshttps://x.com/mymixtapez/status/1982844638886281371 Teacher defends herself and says she's not a nonce if the kids want to shag herhttps://x.com/thehandmadeceo/status/1983248851185062241
>>216357365it doesn't get into the shoe in the first place you dumb cunt
>>216357336>concession acceptedgotta be THE chudtard catchphrase. Even if I agree with you as soon as you you whip out that pathetic war cry I hate you and side with the other person. It's so petty
rorke asking the fire department if he can ride along in a fire truck literally me coming in 2nd (voda (heritage) 1st) in oka sho
>>216357365have you considered not stepping up to your calves in puddles?
epic sax guy goin through me ed
>>216357336Okay stinky
>>216357363fit considering it's not one of them
>>216357365you tell em
>>216357379>>216357390cope on squelchies
inject all of the kids with HGH and FSH if they have a fit nonce femoid teacher I would if it were my son
farting sharting and wanking
Yesterday's wank juice smelled really foul, nothing like the usual, proper disgusting nostrils-burning fumes emanating from my bellend I don't know why I had just cleaned it
Woke took away my frostiesWoke took away my sugar puffsWoke took away my videogamesWoke took away my films
We are pleased to announce the latest Rorke film:Rorke: Lost in Ohio
>>216357415havent wanked in over a week myselfjust find a hole whenever im in a spaffing mood me
hiya
>>216357419used to put a thick layer of sugar on my sugar puffs me
>>216357411You need to be locked up
>>216357419true and they took away my penis
>>216357426>this nigga wants 6$ for a regular size can
Good energy in the threadYou can really feel the pull of the weekend
>>216357384ok didn't ask and also concession accepted>>216357396*blows smoke in your face*
>>216357435if my kid was fucking a fit female teacher at school I would give him a high 5 (and make him go through puberty so she goes to jail pregnant)
>>216357345Lad, if you could do the world a favour and keep living, please. It makes me happy knowing I'm not you
>>216357425No missus, cbaNovember looking grim
>>216357452Blow your head smooth off
looking forward to seeing bugonia this weekend
>>216357446aren't you a little bundle of sunshine and cuddles
>>216357375That's a man
>>216357465sassy little response lmaohave you been workshopping that one
my math teacher in grade 9 was this fit brunette who did competitive swimming and we went to the same pool in my neighbourhood so sometimes I'd see her build in a swimsuit while I did a few laps after school. so we shared this little bond but it never amounted to her sucked me off which still hurts to this day. the number of times I wanked thinking of her
>>216357473its not funny because "what if the roles were reversed" and everything. usually the teachers are fit (without even clicking that link I just know)
toby... ofcom... remember....
jews made me addicted to screens from an early age to prevent me from being the next hitler
>>216357375thats ok shes a lesbian theres no penetration
>>216357472mate just go to a prost, shag her then run off without paying
>>216357441pull this!*unzips dick*
>>216357473It's cruel what jealousy does to a man
>>216357465sounds like something your mum told you to tell the bullies at school
>>216357502we call it maths here
>>216357502>mathFOY
when I become a teacher it will be easy
>>216357502these sorts of teachers must know lads wank to themthey get off to it. Sick and wrong so it is.
>>216357550toby
>>216357502alri macron
>>216357533Why
>>216357550shut up you freak
>>216357566we teach more than one because we're smarter than yanks
>>216357465Done that sassanach cuntWhat's "cunt" in gaeilge?>>216357465
>>216357563>>216357570parasites can't speak
>>216357566It's mathematics, not mathematic
>>216357550toby, there's a quite literal 0% chance that is happening
forgot to do the day 1 on the 2-day countdown to rec to race against vodka
>>216357155They'll be missing you greatly down at the gaybar
happy halloween brit
>>216357555She was so fit mate and she was kind too. But sometimes her boyfriend picked her up outside school and he was this tall hench lad with a motorbike and the whole biker leather suit thing. I remember this girl in class telling the teacher that I secretly liked her in front of the whole class and she said I know while laughing it off and I was madly embarassed
>>216357550Why are you such a paedo freak?
>>216357570this post was me BTW >>216356349>>216356349imagine being so desperate and depraved that this is your "edgy" - but "you" as the entire community you come from
just scranned an entire chocolate orange
watching the cute grey squirrels frolicking in their squirrel hole in the tree
nitwits the lot of yethat is to say, yeve the wit of nits
looking back at a picture i saved from 2 years ago when mousers was in peak breakdown, why did he post his full name and address?
>>216357644did you swallow it whole
>>216357585Makes sense >>216357615You're French
>>216357660aha no
fingers smell like tuna (drank tuna sauce yesterday because I was THIRSTY - and god literally put tuna in spring water at the end so I didnt die) - SNIIIIIIIFIFFFFFFUFF
>>216357500>>216357532I'm just genuinely happy I'm not a faggot, you see.>>216357597No idea, lad>>216357550You'd actually get fired right quick, ladYou'd best want to wait till they've finish school and are 16 at least
>>216357675why dont you live in your parents care?
>>216357663Yeah? And you're Canadian so ni hao to you good sirs
>>216357688why dont you suck on deez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shkHrqW5bE0not really wild about seagulls but you have to say thats him done
>>216357675seek help
>>216357658Not clear why he did it. However that thread was one of the funniest in recent years. Was bucked when someone identified his exact house via the caravan on the drive.
:/See
thinking back to when mousey rocked out the show
>>216357687You genuinely seem like a sad lonely bastard though
>>216357687>you see.>>216356996
mosce
>>216357705>>216357699Hear the trumpets, hear the pipersOne hundred million angels singin'Multitudes are marchin' to the big kettledrumVoices callin', voices cryin'Some are born and some are dyin'It's Alpha and Omega's kingdom comeAnd the whirlwind is in the thorn treeThe virgins are all trimming their wicksThe whirlwind is in the thorn treeIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks
>>216357627actually looks passably like any other ugly old ladyof course as soon as they open their mouth the jig is up
sir warwick davis
>>216357709How many vpns have you had to reset now?>>216357719You see, that's a pair of lads
>>216357695fucking done him
Do go on lad
The Belgian said he would be on soon
you may not bully mousey
>>216357329lol
>>216357705That is a cool fit
11 dipsinhosor barca 2008/09 XI?
death to tradies
>>216357750Don't have a schizo meltdown now buddyIt's clear to everyone how desperate for attention you areThere's no way you're really happy posting the way you do
>>216357742GOAAAAAAAAAL
utterly pointless spending that on headphones
>>216357782>>216357012called it
>>216356945posting this before i change it so i know what it looked like before>tfw poo
>>216357742Knighting the little bastard would be hilariousProbably have some equerry holding him in mid-air so he could "kneel" on the stool thing
DTFIC mega melty.
>>216357750
Uh oh
>>216357803It's not that expensive really but Focals are meme headphones anyway
dont know if seagulls or 'keets have the worse screeching
>>216357831can-of-peach
very nice this spooky glowing greentext
there was a recall last fortnite, walmart peaches contaminated with lead
Why did some of my posts get deleted?
won't ever be using anything other than yotsuba b
molty
>>216357874no m8 there is just no audio purpose for headphones that expensive
missed the second beach vacation countdown vodka race cause im having so much fun listening t ofalloutboy
>>216357908they were just shit
>>216357908it's because they were shit
>>216357908Because you're deleting them yourself, spaino
>>216357920Some of the nice planars or electrostatics are worth that much but I agree headphones suck
I hold /brit/ish values
>>216357936>>216357937>>216357939Snap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsm_fOzvktQ The tune, as it were
crying
swear half of /brit/ is Scottish
>>216357943mad how 'gender identity' is just rebranded sexist stereotypes
today's cop
>>216357943you dressing up for halloween jeffo
>>216357991*gives you a hug*
Get food stuck between my wisdom tooth that never properly came in and it like ferments and tastes like gasoline
>>216358054How do you know what gasoline tastes like?
>>216358054Floss and brush your teeth you mong
nato and the eu want world war 4 with russia
downloading Grindr on your phone
literally me has found herself at almost 1000 speed at the arima kinen
>>216358070>>216358071Seethe more
>>216358109
Coughberg has really loosened the old 'onsil 'ones
>>216358086I've got sequel fatigue
I wasn't seething though
i want to stay in bed and be lazy all day. it's so damp and dreary
>>216357914
>he still hasn't edited his css to have this cool and spooky glowing greentext
>>216358086>world war 4fucksake i havent seen 3 yet
That's cute he's doing it for me I'm too tired and sick today to have a proper melty
Morning /brit/ was so much better
>>216358070>How do you know what gasoline tastes like?
>Andrew had 40 prostitutes brought to his five-star hotel in JUST four days during taxpayer-funded trip to Thailand
Get the bradley posted
>>216358161Glad you're enjoying it lad. Glad everyone is enjoying it.
>>216358177you just have that effect on us it's like we want to show you our shitty drawings so you can put them on the fridge. no one can explain why
poo smeller is pooing out his penis
>>216358217Raw dick Andy
>>216358217sreaming imagine the bloke logging onto adultwork and scrolling through the prozzers
>>216358217Should've made him king instead of his fanny brother
>>216358217Rorke suspiciously silent on this, screams out about the luxury spas afforded to war refugees and the oakistani grooming gangs even louder
>>216358217...based
Going down the oaki shop
I hope Mouse has something planned for Halloween!
might move to alaska
>>216358229john mcafee virus do not click
>>216358211Fucking hell that can't be good for you >>216358230Haha it's funny when it's innocent like this but I'm afraid it'll take a sinister turn soon :/
*royal accent*get yeh fookin' cock out Jeffree
first bokkle of the day opened
Just been on another board and they have normal captchas wtf
>>216358299sc
Why did Epstein wear that admirals outfit?
had the heating on since 7 and it's still pretty nippy in here
what are neoliberal teeth?
>>216358309dey be opressing us
>lust provoking pony
Ours are normal too though
>>216358217fourty prozzies andrew? that's insane
https://youtu.be/G-6eynsaZ0UWatch this it’s funny
1 fail on the 68% fail rate roll
>fourty
>>216358253no our place to question our betters
With all these skeletons on my screen, I have no idea how I will be able to post later on in the dark without getting scared!!!
>>216358378on the finals. it didnt make a diff though and I think it is just gatcha offloading some bad rolls
Oh did the rich man shag the 16yo did he did he really
>>216358399early to bed for me methinks
>>216358253Rorke doesn't exist mate
> Liverpool manager Arne Slot is now the bookies favourite to be the next Premier League manager to be sacked
>>216358445woah who could see that coming
>>216358445not true
>>216358445>Arne's LotShould write headlines for a living me
>>216358476
>>216356900>>216356952Bought a few packs of them, Turkish marlboro touch, and unless I was pissed they made me feel proper dodgy afterJust chucked the habit and now I'm that dickhead who bums off you on a night out
sir early new
>>216358491Doesn't deserve that honorific let's be honest
>>216358445>formerly employed
unfortunate horse but take those rolls - closest to 70% to edge and control risk - 4 times and t he 70% risk (as close as you get) is 60% - or 40% chance to win! hmm
biggest black lover in jpop?
>>216358548>to edge
>>216358562Me when I'm on the edge
+1 to my literally me horse careers
anyone wanna add each other on umamusume
YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS
Add some mercury to your diet
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