England edition
going to the fuckland islands
pengland
>>216690699FASTER
I'm on the wing like Bale
>>216690699This is how I imagine all cute /brit/ posters look irl
>>216690699ENGERLAND!!!!!!
>>216690750
Man's on the opp block but I can't see no opps
Quit porn for Lent this year and nearly booked a trip to Amsterdam, also visited a massage parlor, also jacked off to LLM porn for dozens of hours. Probably 50 hours.
>>216690749lovely that
>>216690750I'm in the middle of the park with Keany
>>216690750When the farmer asks me which avian themed hay bale I'm stood on
lol i didn't know they were suing every isp lmao even
There it is. There's the titty hint. More than a hint really. Now I'm locked in. Now I'm stuck.
Anyone else come to really dislike Russians?Used to think they were misunderstood and mysterious, but now I'm basically realising everything said about them by Ukrainians, Poles, Germans etc is absolutely true.
>>216690805insane nothing happened to him after this what a pussy now his kid play in prem haaland should have broken his spine already
hate being bald lads, ruined my life don't do it
hes a rum blokeposting videos of his wife in her undercarriage
get the 'tex posted
>>216690841i've hated russians for a lot longer than has been recently fashionable
in order to get my other beer i had to do the dishes and have it as a rewarddoes anybody else do that?
https://youtu.be/H2qb7k8SZLI?si=t0Zws0AxLwSpiz_IBased
>>216690887You guys need to learn how to wear hats again. You gave up hats. For what? What have you learned I wonder? Put the hats back on and you'll get your country back.
>>216690904This looks like a trustworthy source. I'm sold.
>>216690887'tis the season of warm wool hatsand then you walk into a building and they expect you to take it offbastards!
>>216690923Who gives you your rewards?
>>216690910What was the reason for you?
>>216690902
>>216690939take ya hat off this is a classy establishment
You wanna make me badMake me badAnd I like it like that, and I like it like thatYou wanna make me bad, pay me backSaid I like it like that, said I like it like that
nth for the holodem
>>216690902corrr
>>216690985How
https://youtu.be/ZZ9Ecb0skIE?si=9j7B3JS7HEoGR3-t
>>216690699erm this flag is actually intimidating to black and asian posters and is creating a no-go thread for them
>>216690951i doi did the chore then got my reward instead of just having it
>>216690884wdym? he suspended and fined when he admitted to doing it on purpose in the book. Haaland senior wasn't even injured here
>>216690974the hat stays on even during hypothetical sex
>>216690976for me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYG_4vJ4qNA
>>216691035AHHHHHH IT'S LIKE THE 1970s AGAIN. HELP ME
>>216690965one side of the family is from a country that was occupied by russians after WWIIi did a history project for school on that occupation and learned about my grandparents' experiences and i found out a lot of horrible stuffand i visited that country and saw russian biomass shambling around and the other effects of russification
>>216690916why didnt the cameraman do anything?
>>216691065Are you the part-Bosnian or was it Croatian what was it again?
>>216691059LITRALLY lstening to this now)8) pledge alegiance to the worlds most power computer (8)
>>216691112bolg on
>>216691103not balkan
>Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act
eating some of the strawberry red velvet cake i baked gfberg for her birthday. its rather delish x
and if you long to never diebaby plug in, upload your mindcome on youre not even alive!if youre not backed up on a drive
what phone is this long
If a 50 year old mortgage existed the average person would pay $1 million dollars in interest for a 300k house
>>216691041deranged
blogonase
>The trust's policy allowed a person to use the single-sex space that conformed with their gender identity, and anyone of that sex who objected could change elsewhere.Absolute madness lol
>>216691065My experience with a Russian woman has made me hate them. There's no depth to them, any good elements in their population have long been culled.
hana sex tuppence and tummy
>We were in a lift together in Sadler's Wellsbtw i added the location as an unnecessary detail to make it sound more authentic
>>216691130Looks like Russians didn't occupy those 2 either. You'd think I'd do my due diligence before posting on /brit/. But I'm doing NNN, as I'm sure you know by now.
>>216691155cheaper to stay with the mandem in the migrant hotels
i'm out shopping in my canoe
got the mega tunes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqaHLwJh-DQ
>>216691137Good>>216691155Good>>216691165Good
>>216691132It's insane how different lives are.I'm 29 and a complete kissless virgin aside from escorts.
>>216691205you are extremely mentally ill
>>216691147count the pixels and do a search
*Plunges entire head in a huge bowl of minoxidil then rises from it screaming*
>>216691179I can fly an F16
>>216691180exactly
>>216691205yum shit muck and cum balllovely stuff
Why is everyone gay in The Wire
>>216691205wyt ppl dan sns dey foo
>>216691214Fuck off back to /britfeel/ you annoying little attention seeking spastic cretin
>>216691193Nah they're far more European, generally.Russians are literally Tatars wearing a European mask
rutger king for tea
>>216691256kill yourself raped paedo
YGs tryna ball like Lamime Yamal
>>216691205I know this is larp because I lived with two Nigerians and their food stank of rotten shit, not even being a Rorke - I'd open the door to the flat and it would smell like rotting shit
Where'd the catyank alter go?
>>216691175omds escort lad, your problem is with women in general
The Yogscast furry elites hoodwinked you once again son?
>>216691278i dont want to eat the afro shite thank you
>>216691274I wanna become an Athletico madrid defensive midfielder just so I can break that smug nafri's legs
>>216691254
strange how some people see a child and immediately assume something sexual personally I just look forward to having kids of my own
So bastard sick of bastard AI in bastard everything
>>216691262uh oh is it that time of the month again??!
>>216691175fucking kill yourself already you miserable useless worthless little slug
>>216691288>I lived with two Nigerianswhy
supposed to be seeing bassvictim on saturday but feeling a bit nervous because im unchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIaOvHDK_-c
Hate going to TescoJust aimlessly walk around and leave with fuck all lolAbsolutely no stock in, over half the shop is dedicated to home shite
Ight we finna get banned from Europe for this one lads
>>216690699THE ANIME GIRL OF HATE
>>216691409you don't have to go to tesco!
>>216691395The Nigerians I lived with didn't shag any Katys, they actually hung around their own kind - nasty beasts. Neither of them would even look me in the eyes. You're peddling a fantasy>>216691399Low wages, and geographically locked to London until my mother dies. Got the money for a deposit, but not for a London property.
>>216690972fucking hate this programlove the end product though
>>216691403mate this is awful
>>216691101she moaned, she was into it
god i dress well
>>216691376
deegs better be here for the Ashes ffs
>>216691435It's the only thing near meThere's also a Lidl but it's shit too
>Two male suspects have been arrested in connection with the incident, Great Manchester Police (GMP) said.Oops the males at it again>>216691439Living in London sounds like hell on earth
>>216690887mines started going in my teens, had a good couple years in uni and then went down to rock bottom and have been there since
After seeing that video of the McDonald's manager nodding off on the counter drooling everywhere from doing drugs, I absolutely refuse to go to any fast food place ever again. Absolutely sickening. Going to be funny watching the corporate news media begging people to come back to McSlop.
>>216691000no, that's gorrrrre
>>216691442ok unc
feeling poo grangled
IM ENGLISHNOT BRITISHIF YOU DONT LIKE THATWELL FUCK OFF
what did the girl cat say to the boy cat?lick meowtlool
>>216691409tesco isn't really for browsinggo there with a shopping list or better yet get it done onlineif you want to explore a bunch of cool stuff you might want, go to a car boot sale or marketthe smaller the businesses involved the better
>>216691323https://youtu.be/6IE9RoP-18U?si=hP0EniyH6SYmfVmm
>>216691510
Oswald Mosley-Chong
'TEX
>>216691451GIWTWM(9S)
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>216691441love LaTeX, me. makes beautiful documents
>>216691555... yeah ...
are these the same as somali or are they differentgot that same shape to dey head
>>216691572sorry thats me
really want to slap the tummy of a lady in latexquite hard
Sat in bed posting on 4chan, got a nice scented candle on, freshly washed and dried pyjamas, drinking a glass of vino, rain drumming hard on the window. THIS IS ENGLAND.
>>216691622these browns need to sleep more
>>216691555>daisylove97scottish lassabsolute filth
This thread is utterly finishedI'm out
bottle of wine donecup of miso soup then bedti,e for me
>>216691642younger than me looking mid 30s rough
>>216691555wow she's beautiful
>>216691555>>216691584LMFAO
>>216691670She looks 26ish
>>>/bant/23593841>>>/bant/23593841>>>/bant/23593841new
arse reeks
>>216691688so why is it exactly that you're generating AI videos of a child that was murdered?
>>216691670wee wee on your face ages you
genuinely why can you not report someone for being a paedophile
bit nippy out
>>216690828This is the biggest stretch you've made so far to make one of your puns
>>216691717because he's a severely mentally ill paedophile
just samefagged elsewhere on this websitearent I the devilish one
>>216691717
>>216691336What did you mean by this, that's not the yogscast
>My wife's Asian, how did you know?
>>216691741What's the cut off for being a pedo? My family thinks that a 55 year old hooking up with a 25 year old is pedophilia but that could just be an American thing
>>216691555>>216691584corrrrrrrrrr
right ive just sicekd up that booze so that lad was right im goign ot bed nw
>>216691750cute duck
>"President Xi was willing to do the railroad things-that's magnets," he said. "Now, nobody knows what a magnet is. If you don't have a magnet, you don't have a car. You don't make a computer, you don't make, er, televisions and radios and all the other things-you don't make anything. It's a 30-year effort to monopolize a very important thing. Now, in two years, we'll have magnets, all the magnets we want. Because of tariffs, listen I called, I said you're going to play the magnet, we're going to play the tariff on you."*>"No one knows" what they are. During his diplomatic tour of Asia, Trump,79, stood in front of servicepeople of the U.S. Navy and said, "You know, the new thing is magnets. So instead of using hydraulic that can be hit by lightning, and it's fine. You take a little glass of water, you drop it on magnets. I don't know what's going to happen."
>>216691817Nothing in particular.
it's that easy
>>216691850a pedophile is attracted to childrena 25 year old is not a childhas anyone tried to explain these incredibly simple and basic facts to your family?
>>216691917They don't care, they think any age gap over 25 to 30 years is a sign of pedophilia. As i said it might just be an American thing.
why go bant? my filters work fine here without IDs
>>216691917
genuinely angry at our ancestors for deforesting Britain. what the fuck were they thinking.
just ate an empire biscuit :)
What was your dad's reaction when he heard you listening to Hikaru Utada's Simple and Clean?
Some old bastard in a golfcart seemed to think he had the right of way at a 4 way intersection the other day and he screamed What?! What?! at me when I looked at him. Thought you might enjoy this haha
Why is taxing billionaires so bad? They won't even notice. It would be like Bill Gates dropping a tenner on the floor
Oppenheimer was a Jew so naturally he agreed to design a weapon with not other purpose than killing civiliansHeisenberg was a Christian so naturally he did not believe in killing the innocent and refused to build the bomb
Heisenberg breaking bad why aer you bluye
>>216692041that billionaire will be me one day, we have to protect them with our lives
https://i.4cdn.org/bant/1762889408382432.mp4mental
>>216692041could just make a robot follow bill gate round picking up money that spills out of him
>>216692041>leftypol not realising that anybody with a net worth over 100k doesn't keep much of it in liquid cashnot his fault though, his costa wage goes straight into the current account and back out again
>>216692041because it offends rorke who identifies as one
When are we going to admit that shareholders are autistic?Line MUST go up. We only made £100m in profit this month but last month we made £101m! Quick, fire 3000 people!
Not fuming at all about it. The guy who didn't even stop at the intersection in his golfcart. I love people like that and golfers just in general. No hatred for that class at all.
>>216692088Well that can't be safe can it
>>216692119you are? that's nice
if we had generational debt we could raise house prices by as much as 100% in just five yearswe could save the economy for a lifetime
>>216692088seen bugger than that up an srsehoel
>>216692145Let's go with IOWA
https://wikifeet.com/Margaret_Thatcherhaving a wank
>>216692088might as well cut off my 7 inch microdick at this point
LEFTYPOL WON
>>216692096your point being what?
me
>>216692088mental what the human body is capable of
>>216692162https://men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walshme too
>>216692147u ok lad
>>216692088 > >>216692201 > >>216692162
>>216692168The Jews have conquered
mad how if you just ignore your problems they go away
is pork scratchings real like crisps or is it invented like pringles?
Fuck the UK, PRAISE BANGLADESH
Uncs listening to Pink Floyd Bruh it’s not the 1970s anymore no cap
>>216692208off to bed fucking rdurnk
>>216691741>tfw lives in a bubbleyoure a fucking idiot consider suicide
>>216692265you are a paedophile though gingernonce
where’s gorpheus?
Scranning a wank
>>216692236Feel like this is the British way. Have a drink and shut the fuck up, keep it moving. All contingent on getting your drinks in though. If you guys ever did prohibition, your country would collapse completely within a month.
>>216692252ktim
Will try another Tadalafil on Thursday and see how it goes. If it doesn't have any effect again I'll have to try something else like Cialis. It's a shame because with Tadalafil it supposedly has the effect for 3 days so you don't have to plan when you shag. Cialis/Viagra has to be taken 30 minutes before sex so you have to plan your shag in advance.
>>216692282lets see how that stands up in court
>>216692318your family would be relieved if you died
>>216692042oppenheimer vs heisenberg epic rap battles of history when??
>>216692041you could tax billionaires 100% and they'd still have the same amount as before, and the taxman wouldn't have one penny morethey'll just continue to use the same loopholes they always haveclose the loopholes? they'll either find new loopholes, or a new governmentor if all else fails, they'll just move to another country and take their factories and laboratories and distribution networks etc with them
any escort updates
Unless my demands are met, in 5 minutes time I will post the F-w*rd
eyah im fuckign drink so fucking what im fucking loadsed you fuckgin CUNTS
>>216692334the last update was them deciding to message a new escort
>>216692334have a look on /britfeel/
>>216692307Actually, if the Tadalafil doesn't work on Thursday I'll try a higher dose first before moving on. 10mg is recommended when first trying it so I think I'll do the 20mg next. Then if that doesn't work I'll try Cialis
>>216690699hey shes a french girl not some fucking bonggive her colours back
doing a family search and found out my family came over from Glasgow in the late 1700s. Is Glasgow a nice place?
>>216692265why did that post upset you?
>>216692364cute bunny
>>216692341fuck sake don't fucking do that fucker holy fuck
im chasing fucking immigrants in the sea
Think probably Japan too. Take the drinks away from those guys, they're going straight back to suicide bombing and samurai NAMBLA within maybe 6 months for them
>>216692325>familyhavent had "family" since i was 9 y/ogrow up
>There are fears from those loyal to Sir Keir Starmer that his job might be under immediate threathttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5y0z2q2g2roStarmer about to be ousted lads here we go!
https://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1762884745240620.webmThe so called "cronem"
why’s he back on his paedo botnet uk vpn flag?
>>216692370it's getting better I heard
>>216692400FUUUCKING GET RID OF HIM FOR FUCKS SAAAAKE What an absolutely WASTE of a government
>>216692400>Sir Keir is deeply unpopular, perhaps even the most unpopular British prime minister, external in the history of modern opinion polling.No surprise
>>216692330mental how many of the billionaires could give me about £100,000 and it would make an enormous difference to my life but they wouldn't even notice it was gone
>>216691717I thought that was a random kid, who is it?
>>216692330>they'll just move to another country and take their factories and laboratories and distribution networks etc with themare you joking or serious
I DONT WANNA GET FUCKEDI WANNA GET KEKED
>>216692436lol
>>216692389Kek I saw that Angloid video
>>216692436catherine violet hubbard a little girl who was killed in the sandy hook school shooting
>Starmer will fight attempts to replace him, allies say
>>216692447why wouldn't they?rich people leave countries all the time because of progressive taxation, and they take their money and their businesses with them
>>216692495so he's gone then
rorke, leftypol and rasheed on a mad one and i just want to chill
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4juyoDaGpQ
yung bulbous being heinous crodie post pon scyeh snappy finna be famous
Ended up getting Maccies in the end
>>216692330damn i guess it's not even worth trying then, we should just give up, they won
There’s literally nobody decent to replace Starmer since it’s pretty unlikely Andy Burnham would be able to run.
>>216692533You like the black willies don’t you
>>216692514genuinely how it feels to try and post here when zledy, heathernonce and mousey are all on
>>216692554Genuinely corbyn.
>>216692509who will be pm then? andy sneedman
dc;vr
What a wasteman. An absolute shambles of a PM. He has a landslide bajillion seat majority and does nothing but stick his beak into useless scenarios like the Israel hooligans, does everything in his power to piss everyone off, forces through ridiculous shit like the OSA that again just pisses everyone off, and when he does try and do something sensible like means test winter fuel allowance and PIP he pussies out because a couple of backbenchers from his bajillion seat majority whinge. Sick of the cunt.
can you get vigran without a precsritio npw?
Watching Courage the Cowardly dog now
>>216692506they literally pack up and move entire buildings and operations tailored specifically to the local geography and infrastructure do they?
To terrify and do wrong will waste riches: thus the house of proud men shall be made desolate.A prayer out of a poor man's mouth reacheth to the ears of God, and his judgment cometh speedily.
business plan: build a massive society
just yung bulbous being heinous x
I'll be voting for Sir Zack Polanski
>>216692566The worst thing is all 3 of them feed off each other and make each other more schizo and insufferable
>>216692602You'll have to start in Africa. You know what, I'm in.
>>216692579In his first week he stripped pensioners of their winter fuel payments, told you everything you need to know really
>>216692596>autistic retard takes comment too literallymany such cases
>>216692389God doesn't exist
comfy deep space nine rewatch time
>>216692575rachel from accountswe're going to get the foot on the pedal and ram straight into imf bailout60m bomalians by 2029
>>216692579the adults are in charge
Keir Hardie would've been spinning in his grave when he found out a there was a Labour leader with Sir in his name
>>216692596Rorke thinks that when a billionaire takes his business elsewhere then no other business will fill the void left behind lol like everyone just sits still like a dog wondering where master went
>>216692614it's hilarious, mousey you can mostly tune out, but any attempt to defame or annoy zledy or heathernonce really riles them up and they only ever blame it on mousey
snappy peng ting a smell di loud pack an hear MLEdem a snatch di legging ap
>>216692611Sir Gay Hebrew
>>216692666Wouldn't be a void nowadays, business operating elsewhere will still fill it in the native country just not provide as many jobs.
>>216692639so what did you actually mean? probably that they would sell off their physical assets and the name/IP of the business would changetrue, but those factories and laboratories and logistics still exist to be bought and used by someone else, who would continue to employ people and pay taxes
what you been reading gents?finished nietzsche's beyond good and evil last week, on to schmitt's political theology now
the cucled burger reich
>>216692682Yeah, desu i have a weird suspicion that heatherpaedo is also jealous of ziedy and slags him off anonymously. All three are jealous of the attention the others get
Why does the conservative party's leadership seem more diverse than labour's? Shouldn't it be the other way around?
>Piss off your base and twerk for reform voters who will never vote for youSir Keir Starmer is a smart man
>>216692724which i will continue doing now. sorry for shitting up the thread (again)
Sometimes I wonder why I even work at all.
>>216692724Reading a book about William Adams, an English sailor who got stranded in Japan and became a Samurai in the early 17th century
>>216692549worth trying to what?you think capitalism must be a bad system because of the inequality, but you're not comparing it to the other systemsvenezuela went full socialist, and became the most economically equal nation in the americasthey also had gangs of children stabbing each other over piles of actual garbage, and eating cats and rats>>216692596so who gets to keep the... let's call it "the means of production," when rich people are got rid of?
starmer getting replaced and his replacement calling a GE would be kino ngl
>>216692737they went full bluepill
>>216692724I am smarter than you.
>>216692782why would that happen
Sir Smoke Free
>>216692774>so who gets to keep the... let's call it "the means of production," when rich people are got rid of?what are you on about you fucking spasticwe're talking about taxing billionaires not seizing the means of production
>>216692741right thanks for putting that image in my head. keir twerker
>>216692724working my way through camp of the saints
starmer replaced by mesir fart sharter.
>>216692737tories are doing actual forced diversity, where they put literally any brown they can find in postions of power, regardless of ability, so they can say "see, look how diverse we are". best example is liz truss and her cabinet
>>216692724>what you been reading gents?A 450 page dissertation about Catholics in the British Empire from 1750 to 1829
>>216692774>worth trying to what?tax them? like what the entire conversation you've been having has been about?>muhhhh it's literally communism!mindraped
>>216692774they set up different companies to keep control of the means of production while living in other jurisdictions and hire a CEO as the front
There's a section of the William Adams book about early contacts with Africans and how they had enormous cocks. That part really stood out for me for some reason.
Why do western countries have such weak left leaning political parties?
>everyone voted for labour because they were sick of the Tories>everyone will vote for Reform who are just a rebranded ToriesDumb fucking country deserves everything it gets lol
>>216692737Their trying appeal to minorities who traditionally vote Labour by going "look we le heckin inclusive,we won't fuck you over"
>>216692774>can't try to improve capitalism because something else in some completely different place is bad
>>216692841because leftists are weak. have you seen them? biggest runts and gimps you can imagine
communism never works.
rorke bootlickers are an endless source of amusement lmao
We're talking about a 1% tax on billionaires. 1 poxy little percent. It's so pathetic. You'd think we're talking about a complete Marxist revolution or something lol
>>216692890>>216692890>>216692890
>>216692875sassy lil full stop
>>216692805I've got that downloaded too, might be my next read>>216692789>self helpyou sir are a faggot
>>216692841Because their policies barely ever work. They're there to call attention to moral blindspots in the ideology-free and morality-free machinery of actual power. Hard left died and will stay dead until everything really actually goes to shit, but at that point the progress of history could be so retarded that proper lefty lefties will sound like they're arguing about Star Trek around bonfires where pets are getting barbecued for food. But maybe I'm wrong.
>>216692823What's it called? May read that one
