LFC edish
Rorke plotting a coup against starmer to save /brit/
bump
Who knew a prime minister getting rid of porn and winter fuel payments could be so unpopular?
umbased?
Vote Labour. Vote Sinn Fein.
quite impressed by Sara Cox and the run she is doing for crippled children or spastic or whateveri hope she doesn't turn out to be another Sir Jimmy Savile
so what happens now?
egg
Why are they like this?
>>216694548in 711 the Visigothic kingdom was overthrown by an Arab and Berber army invading from North Africa, and most of Spain remained part of a Muslim political community looking to Damascus, Baghdad and Cairo as a result, for the next five centuries
should I drink another glass of water
>>216694618thats only like 2 meals if their drinks are 4L (probably are)
>>216694596i'll never understand why we don't just build more prisonswouldn't mind if they whipped one up on the derelict site by the river in my town
Well then lads?
poo
>>216694618Trinidad?
>>216694607>voting for someone who you know isn't actually going to do their jobat least the other MPs pretend to do stuff
>>216694618This was golden era obesity America. Towers came down, we gorged. We GORGED. Ended 15 years ago roughly, just like America.
>>216694635pie+chips and baked beansirn bru;3+my semen on top
>>216694603>Szu Ping Chanchingchonging at this
>>216694633And who's going to pay for the prisons rorke? Tax the rich? Thought you were against that?
>>216694630*confers with several other Anons then turns to you*Yes.
>>216694635fish chips and gravy with an dr pepperlots of saltvingar please love
>>216694635B6E
>>216694635Rolling for irn bru
got a cock up my arse
The pillory is a device made of a wooden or metal framework erected on a post, with holes for securing the head and hands.The stocks are similar but restrain the feet instead.Both were used as a form of corporal punishment and public humiliation. In 1816, use of the pillory was restricted in England to punishment for perjury or subornation.Perjury (also known as forswearing) is the intentional act of swearing a false oath or falsifying an affirmation to tell the truth, whether spoken or in writing, concerning matters material to an official proceeding.
>>216694675PULL IT OUT PULL IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216694666same lol
>>216694635just the poo barm for me please.
>>216694660too late decided to kill myself instead
In love with that lady from Truman Show. Both of them actually but especially the real love interest. Would have sworn that was Kate Winslet, it's not. It's Natascha McElhone.
mad how yanks will never experience chippy tea
>>216694686...nh
>>216694686who are you quoting
sonybros?
>>216694635B2Fdont like fish and chip shop chips though and not a fan of fizzy drinks so will just scran the fish and drink the gravy
>>216694709no one, he's telling the lad to pull the cock out ov his arse
>>216694635B2D (realistically B2A but i don't get irn bru often here obviously)
don't understand why people like fizzy drinks
There will be a Blacked studio in every European country (including Ireland) by the end of the decade. Yank’s promise.
they should give kids in school a omega 3 tablet and some orange juice or toast if theyre on free meals im not a doctor
>>216694723The laboured breathing party.
back from my janman holiday for being a racialist
>>216694736I like the sensation on my tongue :)
>>216694736Back in the day that was entertainment, having that sensation in your mouth and throat. All ended 15 years ago.
>>216694658no im ok with them taxing the rich
:l
>>216694742are there any famous Irish porn stars?
race - 2 races until japanese derby - race why wouldnt you get right-handed and firm conditions on special week? get swinging maelstrom from the skill points anyways
Wonder if you got really really good blackface done on you, you'd get laid easier
>>216694603it was 2.7 million when Sir Keir Starmer became PM
>>216694779she was on the show with the 7ft welsh man last night
ATTENTIONYou will now watch The Pledge (2001), starring Jack Nicholson
>>216694742>Blacked studio in every European country (including Ireland)>(including Ireland)Why would someone go to blacked dot com just to watch black on black porn?
green
just found out that hermione name is spelled her my oh knee in english, I always read it as herr me on. it's spelled germiona in russian if any of you wondering
should get mile to do that (for the mile cup G1 race) I will just run it anyway and the loss will be good for us
>>216694802what's show's that
>>216694810No green.
>>216694820i wasnt
>>216694799not really any different from gta san andreas (2004) being nostalgic for 1992
>PS5 came out 5 years agoWhat in the fuck.
>>216694832the show with the 7ft welsh man
>>216694820https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4
>>216694546okay, maybe i was wrong to state definitively that i have viking ancestry, when what i should've said is that i believe i do based on all available evidenceit doesn't make much much differencewe can see where this country's going based on examples of islamic growth happening around the world through history, and on a smaller scale here in the uki think it's going somewhere worse than where viking colonisation took britainand besides, even if i thought there was hopeeven if i thought that what's left of this country was worth the natives fighting for iti don't think of myself as british or english or yorkshire any morei'm just a human who had the misfortune to be born to a family that happened to live here at a point in history where the place was being overrun by savages, and whoever is in charge is encouraging it and suppressing any dissent for some reasonwherever my family came from, we moved here once, and we can move again if that's what's best for us
>>216694820'herr me own' was how I pronounced it for three years before the first fillum came out
>>216694820Until the movie came out I called her Her Moine on account of being vaguely dyslexic
>>216694799World is no different now than 2016. Or than most things of 2014.
king halo is poggers
>>216694873shes haras roommate :3
Oil fields in UAE
hoping I can do better with king halo with potential level 3 and triumphant pulse 2* and then bred in twice
managed to go almost the entire day without thinking about the toilfu, I think I'm finally recovering lads
would it be frowned upon to strip and lay down in the foyer fountain for a bit?
>>216694860I disagree. My world is very different to 2016. Not as different as 2006. But my life has changed beyond recognition since then.
>>216694918no exposed genitalia not after the 190 incident
my arse has changed beyond recognition since then
just not on, is it
>>216694948t. altar boy
strapping c4 to my bollocks and double tapping square
i dont do the jew stuff on the air
Ate the left over Chinese and passed out didn't I? Too much whisky and salt, woke up, tanned a pint of juice and got a time of lemonade. Feeling full but hungry iykwim
>>216694970she's got a fat arse. say it Mark.
mad how we could just tax the rich but rorke wont let us
mad how we could just turn every little boy into a little girl but rorke won't let us
anal sex with emiru
>>216695024How is that Rorke's authority?
Wtf
rorke shifting off blame
>>216695016if sophie had a nice fat arse instead of a normal flabby one i could understand some of mark's actions
>>216695058ok rorke keep sucking off billionaires
Where does the time go, passed out at 7 and now it's 1120. Sleep pattern is going to be FUCKED
Why does Martin Luther make brown people seethe
>>216695068Not a fan of this.Just like scorpions, holding too many cards, aren't they
Thread's a bit slow tonight isn't itI'm on the pixiv looking at anime girls :)
Haven't shagged my arse in a good while
>>216695139protestantism is the white mans religion
>>216695097I am Rorke. I support taxing billionaires and deporting foreigners. There is no contradiction. Labour parties do neither when they are in power.
HasanAbi had sex with a 15 year old at a brothel in Berlin?
1000 jobs lost each day1000 migrants arriving each daycoincidence?
Do you stand up to wipe after you poo? I see in movies and stuff the characters sit down while they wipe which seems unusual to me
>>216695155did you mean to text that to your uncle? this is brit
>>216695151Noticing this myself, I know it's late but usually it's a little faster
you never hear leftypol talk about central banks and net zero do you
>>216695211You have to stay sat because your cheeks stay spreadIf you stand up they go back together and smear poo all over your hairy arse cheeks
The more women seethe about Bonnie Blue, the more I like her. Not into her porn, that style is not my cup of tea. But she does have a sense of humour and women seething at other women is always entertaining.
>>216695211Um... No...I wipe my arse while sitting down when my legs and cheeks are apart. Standing up you won't be able to clean the crevice so effectively. I dread to imagine how bad you smell lad
>>216695231Ridiculous
>>216695211i just let it dry and scratch it after
>>216695211I wipe sat down.
>>216695244It's just common sense>>216695249You the same lad who had diarrhoea in a petrol station toilet
>>216695253>>216695242>>216695231Today a clue has been gained
>>216695097when right wingers wanted to hold billionaires accountable for 2008 at occupy wall street, it was "the left" who mindlessly hijacked it with identity politics to destroy the movement and save the billionaires from further embarrassmentwhen right wingers wanted to stop billionaires from "locking down" society and stealing trillions in the greatest transfer of wealth from poor to mega-rich in history, it was "the left" who mindlessly demanded any opposition to the covid regulations be thrown into camps, denied healthcare, silenced, and locked up for protestinghow many examples like this do you need?it's not "rorke" who is the fascist bootlicking footsoldier of the billionairesit's "the left"the useful idiots don't even know who they're being used by
I hope that's not the same Kiwi that keeps beefing with the Aussies because you can NOT be on badness with a big shitty batty
>>216695242all maoris smell bad. its like indians but not as well known
pooing shit from my obese willy
>>216695266yeah i know all that im just shitposting the powers that be have leftypol wrapped round their finger
>>216695277>you can NOT be on badness with a big shitty battywhy not?
the nz uploaded a vocaroo of him singing a silly little tribesman song
what is gold/rainbow uncap crystal
please make Lammy PM pleasepleaseplease it would be so funny
land reform the gold standard abolish net zerosimple as taxes are gay
how many playthroughs have you done
Haha, alright lads?
>>216694889crazy how they'd be absolutely irrelevant otherwise
>>216694618>>216694650Looks peng to be honest. I would rather have a gallon of iced tea instead of Coca Cola or similar yankslop
>>216695310https://vocaroo.com/1mQJ2ue13lYi
>>216695379did they invent boats though
>>216695394More than I can count
>>216695211squatting above the toilet
https://youtu.be/wPPK2b9ydh8doing these so i can last longer while having sexi dont have sex.
>>216694635>Cod and chips>Tartare sauce>WaterYou know this is the way
>>216695425um
>>216695379why are the aussies in NSW so tall
how many playthroughs have you done anon? its in the profile sectionI have 37K carats now
>>216695319lets you add one uncap to any SSR/SR card you already havesave for after kitablack pulls at least
welp its over the yanks are going to bomb the shit out of Venezuela and all mayhem will break loose
What does this even mean
>>216694635pie and chips salt and vinegartap water from home BOSH
seagull in a turban i know, i know, it's serious
>>216695454already Googled it...
literally you career for star pieces :3
what do I spend my £10 voucher from ONS on?
yeh yeh tek dat tek dat
>>216695463kek
>>216695379That is a lot of kangaroos. Almost a suspicious amount of kangaroo, when you really consider it.
>>216695379Need humans out of roo country ASAP
>>216695438Fish and chipsSalt and vinegarCocacolaWe are not the same
reminder to report the BE flags posts mental how badly I mindbroke him
>>216695211I stand up but I'm only wiping for a final check and to dry my arse as the integrated electric bidet makes my arse squeaky clean
>>216695463Learn English you dunce
>>216695463
>>216695494Bro forgot leg day :skull:
>>216695519this bloke makes me howl when he does his videos in front of the anti-suicide door
>>216695507Nice, I want a bidet. I’ll often use the sink or shower head after a poo but can’t do that in a public loo without a punch up
mouseyyy :,)
2* speed winning ticket (only 949 speed, 775 stamim / 583/315/361 (dont know where 0 wit came from) with corner recovery O
>>216695519heres one from dadberg went to the butchers and said "hi mate can i have a mince round"guy behind the counter says "aye but hurry up mate we shut in 5 minutes"
>>216695535Oh I just noticed the weird door, how is it anti- suicide though, I reckon if you tried hard enough you could get your neck slammed in there
anyone else been watching The Age of Uncertainty on bbc4
Mad how in Aussie the cops have scanners that scan your rego as you drive past but in nz the cops don’t care about anything. Haven’t updated my rego in over a year, not a single ticket or email
>>216695568It's so that you can't hurt yourself in the bathroomStaff peek over them when they check on you
>>216695553tobyyyy ;)
>>216695540Oi!Get your arse out of my sink, you cheeky tosser!
>>216695446250
>scanners that scan your rego >Haven’t updated my rego a kiss on the lips of every australian, i love you all
>>216695597youve been playing for ages. why not spend a years worth of gatcha on races? you would get all that playtimes worth of races (years worth) and be above everyone else in terms of progress... and whales arent buying careers
nth for the gyaldem
>>216695588Living in one of those would be class I bet they get their own rooms
>>216695625she would get it
>>216695629You do but there's basically no privacyStaff come and perv on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7GO1FjenwI
kangapoo
>anti-suicide door KWABalso >someone wants to die but government says "no"
>>216695651I was already sold no need to carry on
>>216695568it's in a mental hospital, those doors are common in mental hospitals. my guess is that it stops people tying a rope to something and putting the rope over the top of the door to hang themselves. because the rope would slide off. that's just my guess.
>>216695672I've been in and out of them they're fucking shite
Sir high class Indian
I just think after 100x pulls, and the kitsune black event it would be good to get into 200 careers with that start
the missus has her winky out
>>216695675where'd they even get the rope from, I know they even confiscate hoodie strings and shoelaces in there>>216695682what were you in for? also is it mixed SEX?
>>216695624because i don't want to play the game for 8 hours a day
200 og cap to get a guaranteed pull >.< on 3* spark (speed/stam), with 2* spark legacy ending up at the end when you get the next 3* spark on literally me so that then whatever you get to take a break or whatever (maybe even to do the other side) you instantly breed out the 2* spark for 2x 3* sparks
>>216695463>Get on the megabusMegabus is a coach operator. Unlike what the name suggests they are just regular buses, although sometimes double deckers.>Driver said "window or aisle"The bus driver was offering a choice of seat.>Window or you'll what mateThe joke is he misunderstood the drivers offer as "window or i'll...", basically a threat.>Chinned him right thereHe punched the driver.>Wee fannySmall vagina. Combined with the photo of a young man in a Scotland football shirt with a fight stance it is mocking working class Glaswegians as violent, short tempered and unintelligent.
>>216695629>I bet they get their own roomsand you'd have the legend on patrol to protect you
>>216695727if you do this for a week to do 50 hours total (however many that is) then you have beaten 100% of R.eddi t players who complain about the grind and the 5-6 daily races is like 6hrs... you would have to play 10, 11 hours or more!
>>216695721Could use a belt or tie.Can't mind if he ever has a tie on in his other vids where he is suited now that I think about it. I imagine he has his shoe laces tho
>>216695721not all of them are but mine wasand because i'm a fucking bipolar nutcase freak
>>216695772how does being bipolar land you in there, are you the guy that went mental in a shop once? I think you've told me this before, any cool people in the mental hospital?
>>216695540this is the model I havehttps://www.qssupplies.co.uk/bathroom-furniture-shower-taps/333262.htmlife changing shit, worth every penny
had sex with a 17 year old42 btwhow was your day
>>216695535>>216695588where does he live then? some kind of mental ward?
but doing it you could have the ultimate uma (!!) 2* spark on the end (I only have those right now) to be bred out with a guest uma means both sides have all 3* sparks, then once you get the last one you have completed it. the most competitive horse!
>>216695790am i wrong or was this the entire prince andrew scandal?
>>216695784nah but I've gone mental several times before, it was really badAlso yeah last I went there was a few fitties but most of them are far too mental to be friends with outside of the psych ward no matter how bad they want friends>>216695793yeah I'd assume so from this >>216695745
me? more of a rehab guy than a loony bin lad
or 200 games of the new event and you have basically gotten as much as all the other players will right at the start to permanently be in the lead
More of a loony bin guy than a rehab guy
>>216695745need a girl to keep my like this in her life forever
>>216695745Who has he enlisted to film all of his vids? Must be his social/care worker right?
has cami got her knob out yet?
poo, but not just poo, girl poo
during the falklands war britain deployed warships armed with nuclear depth charges
>>216695721>what were you in for? also is it mixed SEX?not the guy you were replying to but mental hospitals usually separate male bedrooms from female bedrooms. sometimes it's completely different wards, sometimes not. when i was a patient it was better when we could interact with female patients just because it was more people to talk to. but sometimes we were locked away on our separate wards due to "incidents" but i dunno exactly what those incidents were.
>>216695876most likely another patient. when i was in the nuthouse patients would chat, play cards and chess, etc, because otherwise it's incredibly boring in there.
>>216695772Ever shag any of the female nutters or see them nide etc?
>>216695934saw a bit of leg once but that's about it
>>216695793it's a loony bin in rotheram, he said he used to do loads of steroids and had drug induced psychosis and has lived there for 3 years and also has heart problemsi had to watch many mundane tiktoks to glean this knowledge
Brought this back from Japan
>>216695745hate fat people
nide mental girls
Mad how brits complain about the NHS but you can get into loony bins. I was in and out of the hospital for suicide attempts and they wouldn’t give me a bed due to overcrowding
>>216695900dumb, but not just stupid, brain dead retarded
nurses should not be allowed to gossip about the penis sizes of their patients
>Grieving father whose son drowned in display home pool says his death was preventable>Emergency services were called to a GJ Gardiner Homes display home in Kialla, near Shepparton, on Sunday evening after eight-year-old Gurshabad Singh was found just before 7pm.shame his name was singh and not swimh aha
>>216695973could be worsein america the police just scream at you then shoot you if you act weird
>>216695973Have you considered doing loads of steroids and getting drug induced psychosis?
>>216695934Coor imagine the insane sexo
>>216695973well they sectioned me because I was seeing things and hearing voices mainly
>>216695995dat do be a big anglo name if ive seen one fr fr
>>216695995genuinely stopped caring the second i read his name
swimmabad singh
>>216696002I had drug induced psychosis but I don’t do drugs anymore, mad for the mental innit. I’m all about the well-being these days anyway, no more suicide attempts for years
>>216695995mental how if it was a white person I would care but I don't because he's not
brought this back from Japan
>>216695973>I was in and out of the hospital for suicide attemptsWhy does that not surprise me?
catberg being a mentalist
>>216696018:( Scary
>>216695995its a Gee Jaygotta be a Gee Jaygotta be a Gee Jay Gardiner home
>>216696064nah it's ok still hear them sometimes and I'm medicatedfucking annoying, mostly people outside my room or in the walls
>>216696040oh okay good on you
>>216696046looks VERY chinese!!!!!
>>216696018genuinely never happenedpeople, like you, make up all sorts of crap purely to game the system
>>216696084What were you seeing? What were they saying?
>>216695973maybe should of stopped trying to kill yourself
>>216696088How can you tell?
>>216696110>What were you seeing?drunk man outside>What were they saying?UUGH UUGH UUGH
>>216696088>>216696107Wahey! Alri jap lad?
>>216696046I need to be her white man in a closet no viagra learning TCM
>>216696110usually just people running past me in the corner of my eyeunironically kind of like thisusually just hear random shite, not always actual words
>>216696119its not an exact science but the overall look plus the nose/eyes in particular
bet cami has a peng knob
need all of the prostitutes when they finish to come home and rub coconut oil on their bums and use me as a dildo (I am a dog, you see)
We never should have entered the First World War.Lest We Forget.
>>216696128Played me like a fiddle lad
just made some tomato basil soup with fresh basil and it was life-changing
>>216696046need to fill her pussy with yogurt and something else relating to the Japanese people or whatever to join the two things up (the meta, veiled scenario (like writing a graph or plotting a wank) plot)
>>216696131…yh
Im apply to become a fire watch bameGive me radio you give radio me give radio fire you
>>216696128poo scream
the time and place in which if the place is a integer boolean >0 the time backwards from me cumming is increasing
>>216696227
done another jobby in the toileh
>>216696046need to replace her bones with nougat made from marshmallow root
>>216696242I will cummed chic-chocs lodge chic-chocs lodge
hopefully today i will see a cat
>>216696138Damn nigga.I used to smoke weed 247. I had such a big habit that at one point I had a paranoid freakout. I thought all of my mates were trying to kill me and there were hidden deeper meanings in everything they were saying. I ended up bolting out of the house, almost calling the police, was considering stabbing one of the lads if they got in my way when bolting. Actually gave a suitcase of all my shit to another mate and checked into a hotel for a night to be hidden away so no-one could find me. Just a bit of banter haha
>>216694548
gn rn real cummers very disappointed with the /brit/ general today for not reporting the BE flags posts>>216696275imagine going crazy off weed lmao KWABnot even spice
hell, it's about time
need a fit girl to lock me up like that forever and me on clozapine to be used. gngng
Would love to have Emma Watson sit on my face.
>>216696275It's always really weird when stuff like that happens, just fucks you over because normies think that you can just "switch it off" meanwhile you think everything you're seeing or hearing is completely real
>>216696300I actually think it may have been spice.I was smoking 3 rockets in a row and a joint afterwards every 30 mins. Also I had a fractured rib and chest infection at the time so hadn't been sleeping either. You have never smoked on my level, you couldn't afford it.
>>216696333I reckon she has a very hairy muff and arse
>>216696355Go have a cannabis overdose, drugmong
>>216696346Yeah when it's happening, it all seems totally rational and real. Took me a while to stop being paranoid after that. It's only afterwards you look back and think woah that was mental
>>216696394Honestly even now I look back at some of it and I'm genuinely stunned I wasn't arrested
listening to a song from the big chair
>>216696379Alri straighthead
>>216696409good edish that
roar
>>216696063
When I smoked weed I’d put on some prog like camel or something or metal and lay on the bed with then head phones and do some drawings. It’s the psychedelics that fucked me up, never again
Mong from the naughty stair
>>216696378She probably did at one point. Evidence in recent years points to her pussy being shaved.
>>216696416Better edish than bad psych, we need to return
always feel a bit gay when l get high
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sEZAnrWe_k&list=OLAK5uy_mRntL-8qL1yRDWvEP0nuaNzSIz3LjE73E
Used the debobbler (from jml (available from all good retailers)) on the bed sheet last night and it has turned these old itchy sheets into like new. Absolute game changer lads, would recommend
dont act like your posts are worth saving
>>216696496Honestly really is underrated how much your bed sheets affect your sleep quality
Might be doing a wank soon
>>216696551what to?
>>216696558oh... you know
>>216696558That, again
>>216696568Sound a bit like a nonce here don't I haha
Lauren Alexis insta is back but all the posts are months old
>>216696594She raped me outside Tescos once, true story
>>216696590Would you mind making a voluntary interview at your local police station, thanks.
>>216696568>>216696577
>>216696599In love with this dame
Paul McFartney
>>216696651kys
>>216491276
test
>>216696703icles
>>216696651Thats SIR Paul McFartney to you kiddo
saving this amazing post for the new
What does the Italian mob think of NYC mayor Mamdani, /brit/? Better answer quick
>Suicide bombing in Islamabad kills 12, says Pakistan's interior minister
>>216696749The UK best send them some more money.
>>216696749Now I'm Islamasad :/
>>216696756>>216696756>>216696756New
>>216696738GABAGOOL